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  • Public transport! Public transport is something we all have to use at some point so there's every chance you'll meet an interesting character on the bus or be waiting on a late train. Let me know your funniest public transport stories and a like would be nice too xox
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  • @mastermalpass
    @mastermalpass 7 років тому +99

    Anyone else find themselves listening to music on the bus and notice a bit of drama piping up between some other passengers, and you kill the music, but leave the earphones in so it's not obvious that you're ear-wigging and just enjoy a bit of live Jeremy Kyle?

    • @Centoriun
      @Centoriun 7 років тому +5

      mastermalpass ohh, that's the best tho

  • @ThatOneScottishGuy101
    @ThatOneScottishGuy101 8 років тому +28

    Young Marley kidding us on that he doesn't get a limo down to Lidl's.

  • @dmndd3432
    @dmndd3432 7 років тому +33

    Marley, you are now my favourite person from Scotland (after Soap MacTavish).

    • @shamrock141
      @shamrock141 5 років тому +2

      Diamond D same for me and third goes to Macmillan

  • @BatchyGaming
    @BatchyGaming 8 років тому +22

    Bye Driver!

    • @shyelow
      @shyelow 8 років тому

      +Batchy byeeeeeee

  • @XdStevie
    @XdStevie 7 років тому +12

    I was on the bus once with some guy playing music with his new £10 bluetooth speaker with him tryna play some bass tunes. I was tragic.

  • @joshk7210
    @joshk7210 8 років тому +17

    I actually cried listening to this hahah what a vid mate😂👍

  • @jonathanerickson1543
    @jonathanerickson1543 7 років тому +5

    Got a good mega bus story. Was riding from Chicago to Minneapolis, and a guy sitting behind me argued for almost 3 hours with his ex wife, apparently he was bringing her, their son, and he was demanding what he needed and how he could f her up, and how he's not afraid to do anything to her. Basically reading her the riot act before anyone could get a rock in their hands... I felt bad for the boy, I could hear him yelling and swearing at her over my headphones at full volume watching James Bond

  • @QWE1233I4J
    @QWE1233I4J 7 років тому +1

    The bus where I live takes 90 mins to go ~20 miles. To put that in perspective I can go from the same place, get on a plane and fly to London in about 90 or 120 minutes (600 miles I think)

  • @cavedwellersaul
    @cavedwellersaul 8 років тому +7

    Do a video on neds vs chavs

  • @leeluvscola
    @leeluvscola 8 років тому +1

    you need to do a commentary on the one thing that every person in Scotland has experienced, own brand crap food! great video by the way pal

  • @XxBruce5002xX
    @XxBruce5002xX 8 років тому +1

    when you hit 100k, I demand a message to cha asking him to buy my sheep

  • @Jonathan_Mallon
    @Jonathan_Mallon 8 років тому +1

    Can you take about Scottish takeaways, some of the best food comes from these shops!

  • @lucie.m8138
    @lucie.m8138 8 років тому +5

    I was on the bus and those guys were talking about smuggling drugs on a plane after hearing all about it I got up went over to them and portended that I worked for the airport and thanks for the tips mate THEY SHAT THEMSELVES

  • @clearskyeyes
    @clearskyeyes 8 років тому +2

    my public transport story is that i ended up coming out as gay to a friend... on a crowded bus, during rush hour, in glasgow. it was so much more dramatic than i expected. crying and hugging was involved and i'm pretty sure everyone heard everything because all the people in the vicinity were awkwardly silent. now i know i'm 50 other people's public transport story.

  • @sharko8397
    @sharko8397 7 років тому +1

    BYEEEE!!!!!!! says the spycho lady on the bus

  • @bencrosby3281
    @bencrosby3281 8 років тому

    This is the best video you've posted, I died. Many times

  • @neilmcintyre4135
    @neilmcintyre4135 8 років тому

    Love the videos Marley! You should do a video on having an empty or going to somebody's empty.

  • @dylanoleary5511
    @dylanoleary5511 8 років тому +1

    When there's empty seats and someone sits beside you ...

  • @dlsxgaming6048
    @dlsxgaming6048 8 років тому

    400+ likes and 1 dislike sums up how good the content is on this channel, keep it up Marley mate

  • @TM-kf1nz
    @TM-kf1nz 7 років тому +1

    when i was in secondary school one of the lads lit a banger ( a firecracker firework ) and the bus driver came to the back if the bus and threw the kid off in the middle of nowhere lmao

  • @petermasterson4356
    @petermasterson4356 Рік тому

    It's funny to think my pals brer(R.I.P) dusted that gary mcf😂 always love coming back to the auld vids yeve always been someboy marley boy👊

  • @matthewmcgoldrick4772
    @matthewmcgoldrick4772 8 років тому

    Brilliant video Marley!

  • @jazzyjaiden
    @jazzyjaiden 6 років тому +1

    Do a video on power cuts! I got em quite a lot as a wean

  • @jacklawrie7894
    @jacklawrie7894 8 років тому +8

    😂😂 London,Paris or Berlin are you quoting a fucking Pitbull song Gary?

  • @megank933
    @megank933 8 років тому +1

    Think the worst experience I've had was when I was going on a train to Edinburgh and there was a guy who clearly get travel sick, I dint think I have to finish off what happened but just to top it off he was sitting right beside me when it happened, I could of cried

  • @JulianIson
    @JulianIson 8 років тому

    Took chinese busses fae virginia to new york city. they have been fairly lovely. Also have flown from miami to virginia like a million times, usually just sat there drinking in the airport turning the sport tvs off with my phone. Fun times.
    Greetings from america by the way!

  • @vikingbiker
    @vikingbiker 7 років тому +1

    Try the megabus from london to inverness, I've done it too many times and its 13 odd hours, nae again.

  • @gogginsvlogs2427
    @gogginsvlogs2427 8 років тому +1

    once saw two roasters on the glasgow subway having a fight about the chicken nuggets out of mcdonalds and how they thought they were poisoned and threw them on the floor and fought each other

  • @Madgiiee
    @Madgiiee 8 років тому

    Glasgow to Peterhead is fun ON THE GOLD BUS how about a video on Scotland's night life part 2 your take on the GBX

  • @ptemarshall838
    @ptemarshall838 8 років тому +7

    do a video on the old firm you videos are heavy funny and so accurate of Scotland

  • @lewisandmaxstream1364
    @lewisandmaxstream1364 8 років тому +1

    my dad is a taxi driver he said he hears that phrase "ye been busy the night mate" he said he hears it at least a dozen a night he's 51 and been driving a taxi since he was 26

  • @aidoomcgoo7916
    @aidoomcgoo7916 8 років тому +1

    That Thumbnail! XD

  • @jamescooke5020
    @jamescooke5020 8 років тому +1

    Can you do a video on shopping in Scotland

  • @daireowens8447
    @daireowens8447 7 років тому +3

    Dj bad boy Friday night

  • @xscoftw3870
    @xscoftw3870 8 років тому

    another braw vid marley mate keep it up the gid work

  • @originalllama9516
    @originalllama9516 8 років тому +1

    Actual greetn on ma bus. Think av pulled a muscle in ma side.

  • @randyman410
    @randyman410 8 років тому

    Braw vid as usual 10/10

  • @liambruce5957
    @liambruce5957 8 років тому

    Actually pished ma sell watchin this😂😂

    • @liambruce5957
      @liambruce5957 8 років тому

      This guy deserves mare thin 94 thoosand subs

  • @gamerd10games86
    @gamerd10games86 8 років тому +28

    Celtic💚💚

  • @hectorspector84
    @hectorspector84 8 років тому

    Coming down the stairs on the bus and had to manuver past a jobby on the 3rd step (that wisnae there when I got on) while the driver was swinging round a bend like a madman. Nearly broke ma neck. 😷

  • @mayonags8239
    @mayonags8239 4 роки тому

    Bits n pieces

  • @jamie6767
    @jamie6767 8 років тому

    Another unreal video Marley

    • @MarleyThirteen
      @MarleyThirteen  8 років тому

      Cheers :)

    • @aidan2696
      @aidan2696 8 років тому

      +MarleyThirteen can you do a video on school tripd

    • @aidan2696
      @aidan2696 8 років тому

      +Aidan Quinn trips**

  • @brandon5141
    @brandon5141 8 років тому

    Bumpin the train

  • @StarxDefuZe
    @StarxDefuZe 5 років тому

    Lol I looked up Scotrail and there's a twitter account about all the fuck ups that happen. Just recently it was filled to the brim and there was still people waiting for the train lmao

  • @MrScottishGamer
    @MrScottishGamer 8 років тому +1

    You know its only like £20 fur a flight ti london 😂😂

  • @lewisgray3460
    @lewisgray3460 8 років тому +1

    You should talk about the difference between scottish patter and other countries patter

  • @aidan2696
    @aidan2696 8 років тому +1

    talk about school trips

  • @declyncampbell8765
    @declyncampbell8765 8 років тому

    Keep up the good content aswell bro

  • @ayrshireman94
    @ayrshireman94 8 років тому

    Your video is so fuckin funny mate!
    I'm visually impaired, and believe it or not I hate traveling on the bus because 9 times out of 10 the bus is full of arseholes (no offence) lol

  • @KevinLamKW
    @KevinLamKW 8 років тому

    Man your experience with buses sounds really bad haha, which is why I either walk or take a train anywhere. Last resort/trains are off I'll get a bus. I always avoid buses when I can.

  • @scottburke4780
    @scottburke4780 8 років тому

    awryt marley, do a vid on ranger vs celtic, or worldwide football rivalries, cheers

  • @kieranhenderson9973
    @kieranhenderson9973 8 років тому

    For the next topic could you talk about Celtic because your a Celtic fan

  • @lux4019
    @lux4019 8 років тому

    I think it's quite hard to get yourself lost on the London underground, it's just a bit shite when they're on strike day after day after day I swear there's one every fucking month it's become part of English tradition. The people on the night tube are a great laugh, the day before they banned use of alcohol on the night tube everyone got together and had a massive drinking party across all the lines that ran at night, must've been hell for everyone who actually wanted to be somewhere though

  • @shyelow
    @shyelow 8 років тому

    Was sat in the back of a taxi to find a syringe next to me 😂

  • @angeldancepinhead
    @angeldancepinhead 8 років тому

    Dya like trainspotting

  • @spookykai1615
    @spookykai1615 8 років тому

    Was on the bus one day and the bus stop was outside the leisure center and he literally just got off the bus and went for a pee and late for work wow thanks mister bus driver

  • @notplexity577
    @notplexity577 8 років тому +1

    talk aboot that one pal that acted mwi. when he only hid a few smarties

  • @jiwi.2114
    @jiwi.2114 6 років тому

    Glasgow subway is top notch btw

  • @Juviii456
    @Juviii456 8 років тому +1

    i need this is my life

  • @ciaranpaterson2382
    @ciaranpaterson2382 7 років тому +4

    React to billy Lewis |poo finger

  • @davidfarquhar8817
    @davidfarquhar8817 8 років тому

    😂your the best

  • @actesca9363
    @actesca9363 8 років тому

    Welsh trains aren't too bad, they just smell like piss most the time 😂😂

  • @christopherpirrie8396
    @christopherpirrie8396 7 років тому

    Do the young teams in Broxburn and Glasgow

  • @spooka6503
    @spooka6503 8 років тому

    I remember hearing these two people having the biggest argument ever so I plugged in my headphones but didn't put on any music and there you go front row tickets to Jeremy Kyle now that's a life hack ps do life hax

  • @lewispaterson6645
    @lewispaterson6645 8 років тому

    Great vid bro

  • @ellbon666
    @ellbon666 8 років тому

    I take the dial-a bus 🤗

  • @vrtx6613
    @vrtx6613 8 років тому

    Dj bad boy 😂😂😂👌🏻

  • @thomasmclevy6241
    @thomasmclevy6241 8 років тому

    MC tiny or DJ Badboy 😂

  • @abomb6788
    @abomb6788 8 років тому

    Do a video on the centre crew

  • @samtodd758
    @samtodd758 8 років тому

    Marley talk about Pokemon go next😄

  • @liamboyle1724
    @liamboyle1724 8 років тому

    Do a video on safe standing at fitball

  • @jamiemcconnell8819
    @jamiemcconnell8819 8 років тому

    OMG HI MAN LOVE YOUR CHANNEL

  • @mt2oo8
    @mt2oo8 8 років тому

    BYE DRIVER

  • @callummcmillan1533
    @callummcmillan1533 8 років тому

    Hahahahah class, do a video on scran

  • @alspal
    @alspal 8 років тому

    i got on a completely empty bus and someone else got on THE EMPTY BUS and decided to sit next to me

  • @jamesgillan2110
    @jamesgillan2110 8 років тому

    Yasss Onit Glasgow

  • @The_Jynxx_PW
    @The_Jynxx_PW 8 років тому

    basically anything by DJ Cammy

  • @swiiftflux4237
    @swiiftflux4237 8 років тому

    +Marleythirteen Wheels on the bus

  • @cv03luka53
    @cv03luka53 6 років тому

    That's why I drive

  • @jizzypotato2101
    @jizzypotato2101 8 років тому

    I found a shit on a bus seat once and me and my friends died of laughter and I have no idea how it got there lol ! Wtf!

  • @FangYeen
    @FangYeen 6 років тому

    1:26 killed me

  • @declyncampbell8765
    @declyncampbell8765 8 років тому +2

    Marley do a video on shite haircuts

  • @richardstalker4769
    @richardstalker4769 8 років тому

    Coming back from Dundee into Glasgow and a junkie sat for the roughly two hour bus journey asking two unfortunate American tourists endless incomprehensible questions about where they're from. Also is it just me or do the megabus toilet doors always lock closed, spent hours holding onto a pish on those shitey buses

  • @davemcm8647
    @davemcm8647 8 років тому

    Dae a video on school buses

  • @noodleman103
    @noodleman103 8 років тому

    Marley my man ya should do a vid on Pokemon Go

  • @dacrazycabbage8013
    @dacrazycabbage8013 8 років тому +1

    im from airdrie

  • @scottrae5228
    @scottrae5228 8 років тому

    do a video on high school grasses

  • @danielwishart8715
    @danielwishart8715 8 років тому

    Wits Happnin Marley lad

  • @TheScottishPotato
    @TheScottishPotato 8 років тому

    junky on the bus where I was, was talking about welly boots puns and saying a whole joke book about them I swear tae fuck I was pishin myself

  • @Scaryduck666
    @Scaryduck666 4 роки тому

    That would make ya want to spark em out and lob their phone out the window

  • @mcmental6156
    @mcmental6156 8 років тому

    A wis on the train the other week n these 3 Burds started asking me n ma pals have we tried eccies then they followed us aff the train

  • @teamgamingunleashed
    @teamgamingunleashed 8 років тому

    @MarleyThirteen I don't mean to be rude but why aren't you able to drive?

  • @adamfowlie3458
    @adamfowlie3458 8 років тому

    Paused at 2:20 was the we bastard playing dj badboy

  • @Camymikey
    @Camymikey 8 років тому

    Nice vid

  • @dylanviduya9274
    @dylanviduya9274 6 років тому

    Gary McF

  • @benmorrison5985
    @benmorrison5985 8 років тому

    Do a video on Scottish stereotypes

  • @rlballan9769
    @rlballan9769 8 років тому

    Make a video about how rangers are going to beat u next season

  • @Dougie1872
    @Dougie1872 8 років тому

    do a video on junkies haha there always trying to tap a quid for a black can

  • @joshcarlin1614
    @joshcarlin1614 8 років тому

    Celtic the bhoys

  • @joshi6728
    @joshi6728 8 років тому +1

    I know who that woman is she does stuff like at all the time