Why do humans go to war?

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    A big question: what is it about humans that causes them to end up fighting each other? What is the real motivation for a young man to join up?
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  • @VidkunQL
    @VidkunQL 4 роки тому +3722

    Old joke:
    Some French knights were snickering at a passing group of Swiss mercenaries.
    French knight: "Look at them! They fight for _silver,_ while we fight for honor and manhood!"
    Swiss mercenary: "Every man fights for what he needs most."

    • @kint87
      @kint87 4 роки тому +161

      Ha i know the exact same but the french knights are british sailors and swiss french sailors, for XIXth ^^

    • @RealLordkiffington
      @RealLordkiffington 4 роки тому +110

      it makes more sense with the first one tho

    • @VainerCactus0
      @VainerCactus0 4 роки тому +78

      OOF
      Murdered by words.

    • @franzmeier2128
      @franzmeier2128 4 роки тому +4

      Isn't that also in lawrence of arabia

    • @pompadour_gagarin1723
      @pompadour_gagarin1723 4 роки тому +69

      That's a nice quote, shame for you that indeed, it's actually attributed to Surcouf, a french corsair of the napoleonic era. So maybe learn some french history instead of deriding them...?

  • @stipesoda4910
    @stipesoda4910 4 роки тому +3140

    "In your 20's, you're establishing a reputation. And if you DON'T establish a reputation as a man in your 20's, you're probably never gonna breed."
    bruh... calling me out in public like that... :(

    • @guypierson5754
      @guypierson5754 4 роки тому +174

      I'm in this picture and I don't like it!

    • @quepacho64
      @quepacho64 4 роки тому +248

      Brb, going off to war so I can have kids

    • @crysanthiumvega
      @crysanthiumvega 4 роки тому +58

      He said "In the Environment Of Evolutionary Adaptation"
      This still apply like this loosely today, but are much more interwoven and complex.
      Don't not make good for yourself, just don't kill yourself to make yourself better.

    • @darrinsiberia
      @darrinsiberia 4 роки тому +54

      If you say bruh... you're probably not going to breed... but if you do there will be drugs involved.

    • @MrKelsomatic
      @MrKelsomatic 4 роки тому +91

      @@darrinsiberia Are you 90?

  • @unman3882
    @unman3882 3 роки тому +557

    “As long as there are 2 people left on the earth, someone is gonna want someone dead”
    -sniper

    • @augustoseiti885
      @augustoseiti885 3 роки тому +10

      "Piss m8!"

    • @junoguten
      @junoguten 3 роки тому +32

      Even if there's just one left, chances are about 1/250 at some point someone will still want someone dead.

    • @codaboi138
      @codaboi138 3 роки тому +5

      *magnum force starts playing*

    • @Someone-nt8wz
      @Someone-nt8wz 2 роки тому

      respawn

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 2 роки тому +1

      @@junoguten simultaneously the funniest addition to the quote, and the one of the most sad to think about.

  • @flakkes2437
    @flakkes2437 2 роки тому +22

    Because paradox keeps destabilizing countries so they can make new strategy games

  • @ImperialistRunningDo
    @ImperialistRunningDo 4 роки тому +2113

    When asked why men go to war, T. E. Lawrence answered "because the women are watching."

    • @noreply148
      @noreply148 4 роки тому +46

      @Supadupa Swaggascoopa you don't need war to have awesome guns though

    • @owenbagwell8997
      @owenbagwell8997 4 роки тому +6

      red x17 targets, deer, birds

    • @GigglesClown
      @GigglesClown 3 роки тому +60

      @@noreply148 id disagree on that, you need war for the development of awesome guns to have happened

    • @thejudge9162
      @thejudge9162 3 роки тому +5

      @@owenbagwell8997 Apparently that's too boring

    • @sandrafrancisco
      @sandrafrancisco 3 роки тому +70

      jokes on them. women still enjoy sex, and somebody is giving it to them while you're at war.

  • @keithalexander7953
    @keithalexander7953 4 роки тому +2676

    My high school history teacher listed several reasons on the blackboard: Societal, Political, Economic, Religious and Military. Then she realized she had written S.P.E.R.M. in block capitals...

    • @janronschke7525
      @janronschke7525 4 роки тому +340

      Ha old Sigmund is evrywhere^^

    • @krigsgaldr7603
      @krigsgaldr7603 4 роки тому +297

      Thats the reason i go to war

    • @Prince-gu8or
      @Prince-gu8or 4 роки тому +16

      @@krigsgaldr7603 lol

    • @0rang.utan.bananaman199
      @0rang.utan.bananaman199 4 роки тому +144

      I remember the acronym my history teacher used. I believe it was P.E.R.S.I.A (political, economic, religious, societal, intellectual, arts/culture.

    • @HavanaSyndrome69
      @HavanaSyndrome69 4 роки тому +93

      Very masculine. I like it. Was she a hot teacher or no?

  • @kiltmaster7041
    @kiltmaster7041 3 роки тому +355

    "Stay with your family, and breed with that."
    Do I look like a Lannister to you?

    • @potatonoodlebear8035
      @potatonoodlebear8035 3 роки тому +18

      Lannisters in GoT look way too good for a inbreeding family

    • @Plankensen
      @Plankensen 3 роки тому

      yes

    • @Anon-nv7bp
      @Anon-nv7bp 3 роки тому +14

      @@potatonoodlebear8035 The Lannisters weren't an inbred family, only two of them had incestuous children. The Targaryens on the other hand...

    • @biggycheese4443
      @biggycheese4443 3 роки тому

      @@Anon-nv7bp i think tywin also did incest

    • @Anon-nv7bp
      @Anon-nv7bp 3 роки тому +6

      @@biggycheese4443 yeah cousin incest. Although cousin incest has only been considered incest among upper class Europeans in the past century or so, medieval European nobility did not see cousin marriage as incest.

  • @jonathanwells223
    @jonathanwells223 3 роки тому +69

    I can answer that in one sentence: “Queen Anne commands and we obey, over the hills and far away”

  • @IAmCaligvla
    @IAmCaligvla 4 роки тому +1858

    "If you don't establish yourself as a man in your 20s, you're probably never going to breed"
    You're starting to sound like my parents, Lindy.

    • @arnonuhm4022
      @arnonuhm4022 3 роки тому +8

      😂

    • @darger3
      @darger3 3 роки тому +8

      😂

    • @post9025
      @post9025 3 роки тому +7

      read this comment as he said it lol

    • @ITILII
      @ITILII 3 роки тому +45

      "Any one who's not a Liberal when in their 20s, has no heart; any one who's not a Conservative in their 40s, has no brain" - Winston Churchill

    • @Anon-nv7bp
      @Anon-nv7bp 3 роки тому +52

      @@ITILII Churchill never said that. Correct quote:
      "“He who is not a républicain at twenty compels one to doubt the generosity of his heart; but he who, after thirty, persists, compels one to doubt the soundness of his mind.” Anselme Polycarpe Batbie

  • @cwg9238
    @cwg9238 4 роки тому +734

    "Oh you have a doctorate is that right? In what field may I ask?"
    "War."

    • @p_serdiuk
      @p_serdiuk 4 роки тому +135

      Doctor of War would be a badass title.

    • @brandondegraaf
      @brandondegraaf 4 роки тому +52

      "War, and stuff."

    • @Trisjack20
      @Trisjack20 4 роки тому +14

      I do not have a doctorate.... not smart enough I guess. Yet my bachelors degree is in Military History :) One of the advantages of going to Salford University.

    • @SteelValyrian
      @SteelValyrian 4 роки тому +9

      @@p_serdiuk I think there's an incarnation of Doctor Who which is most often referred to as the "War Doctor." Not the biggest fan of the show or anything, but that always did ring real badass for me.

    • @gagrin1565
      @gagrin1565 4 роки тому +2

      War never changes.

  • @MohamedHassan-qi4lk
    @MohamedHassan-qi4lk 4 роки тому +266

    When I was 14 years old my family moved to another city and I was the new kid around in elementary school, I was hated by a group, they would bully me and everything, they also hated a kid for some reason and I got into a fight with him because he borrowed a pen from me and did not give it back, anyway, I guess I was more violent in the fight. the next thing I know I was a part of that group and to this day, 15 years later they are still my best friends.
    It makes me think how animalistic are social hierarchy is.

    • @arnonuhm4022
      @arnonuhm4022 3 роки тому +106

      Well, maybe your behaviour might be explained better by the fact that you went to elementary school as a fourteen-year-old?
      🤷🏼‍♂️🤔

    • @justtime6736
      @justtime6736 3 роки тому +4

      @@arnonuhm4022
      😂😂😂😂

    • @MrTrollinglol
      @MrTrollinglol 3 роки тому +5

      @@arnonuhm4022 yooooo lmao

    • @maciejlewandowski7311
      @maciejlewandowski7311 3 роки тому +15

      Maybe more humane thing to do was to team up with that bullied kid you fought and create new group?

    • @bongobongo3661
      @bongobongo3661 2 роки тому +8

      @@arnonuhm4022 I can't believe you murdered him like that

  • @beenright5115
    @beenright5115 6 місяців тому +19

    There's a lot of content creators on UA-cam who cannot make a digestible, coherent 10 minute video without a script and a handful of takes. Let's so appreciate this one hour unscripted exhortation in one take. Respect!

  • @goodlookingcorpse
    @goodlookingcorpse 4 роки тому +918

    Mothers: If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?
    Sons: [join the army]

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 4 роки тому +68

      Also Mother: *Hands you a white feather*

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 4 роки тому +36

      @Scott Johnstone And it only gets worse, if he came back alive. For either he got captured and released -> cowardise
      Or he missed the climax of the war -> not really fought

    • @giupiete6536
      @giupiete6536 4 роки тому +48

      @@bulldowozer5858 When women do the majority of teaching, training, child raising & indoctrination and men are blamed for war & conflict.

    • @bashkillszombies
      @bashkillszombies 4 роки тому +5

      Bridges? Where I live it's cliff. Maybe we just don't have enough bridges. But the answer is still yes. Jumping off cliffs sounds fun.

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 4 роки тому +10

      *Glory, glory what a helluva way to die! And we ain't gonna jump no more!*

  • @adonissherlock
    @adonissherlock 4 роки тому +778

    -"If you give human beings the benefit of the doubt, they'll prove you wrong"
    -Sam o nella

    • @nickgray2078
      @nickgray2078 4 роки тому +11

      Now that’s a quote I like

    • @bismarck6959
      @bismarck6959 4 роки тому +44

      Adonissherlock -“People are terrible at keeping their basic sense of right and wrong unless their society does so for them.” Also, Sam o nella

    • @JaxonBurn
      @JaxonBurn 4 роки тому +5

      The man who discovered food poisoning?

    • @arctus35
      @arctus35 4 роки тому +3

      @@JaxonBurn ye

    • @Number_Free
      @Number_Free 4 роки тому +2

      A nice quote, but we had best make sure that everyone knows that we are still animals of a kind, because I don't have any doubts about that at all.

  • @avengerkdr
    @avengerkdr 4 роки тому +63

    I can genuinely imagine asking you what you want for dinner and fully expect to hear a 30 minute lecture before you decide!!

  • @DoorwaySniffer
    @DoorwaySniffer 4 роки тому +34

    I never realized what a great deal I can learn from a British guy in a (amazing) sweater. This is one of the best channels on UA-cam.

  • @coryman125
    @coryman125 4 роки тому +1153

    Lindybeige, 9 years ago: "A point about bows", 3 and a half minutes
    Lindybeige, modern times: "Why do humans go to war?", an hour and nearly 7 minutes
    This channel really has grown over the last decade, wow

    • @Rodelero
      @Rodelero 4 роки тому +23

      And truly well-deserved!!

    • @andrewp8284
      @andrewp8284 4 роки тому +28

      I got into his channel from those little “point about...” videos but indeed I listen to him describe whole battles, talk about tanks, ask philosophical questions, etc. It really is amazing.

    • @coryman125
      @coryman125 4 роки тому +9

      @@andrewp8284 Same here, haha. I was drawn in by those quick videos, but when he started doing really big rambles like these I wasn't about to start complaining!

    • @phililpb
      @phililpb 4 роки тому +2

      it is safer that way

    • @johnchestnut5340
      @johnchestnut5340 4 роки тому +5

      Did it become less violent through growth?

  • @felixthecat4584
    @felixthecat4584 4 роки тому +621

    "if you DON'T establish a reputation as a man in your 20's, you're probably never gonna breed."
    Damn. Even UA-cam is telling me to call it quits...

    • @owenkilleen
      @owenkilleen 4 роки тому +44

      @pyropulse that's because your part of a society that has lost morality, and therefore not a society.

    • @Observer31
      @Observer31 4 роки тому +9

      Bah. It's not how it works anymore.

    • @draigan
      @draigan 4 роки тому +10

      ​@pyropulse You had something of value then. Even if it was just your age and good looks. Society would probably break down if that was all our culture was about. At the end of the day you probably still want a family and wife. Nowadays with contraception, a woman can prevent a pregnancy and still have sex. It makes it a less risky endevour for her to engage in.

    • @amanaje4743
      @amanaje4743 4 роки тому

      @@draigan i dont want a family uwu

    • @craigme2583
      @craigme2583 4 роки тому +2

      @@owenkilleen therr are so many things wrong with that statement

  • @nealramsey4439
    @nealramsey4439 4 роки тому +31

    "Shat in the woods" LMAO! I about died laughing when he started on the shitting in the woods bit.

    • @maciejlewandowski7311
      @maciejlewandowski7311 3 роки тому

      Yeah, but isn't it animalistic and natural? I don't get his point...

    • @NickHangs-gj2eh
      @NickHangs-gj2eh 2 роки тому

      @@maciejlewandowski7311 might be a bit late to respond but his point was about societies creating taboos they see as serving a beneficial purpose. Shitting in the woods may be normal for hunter gathers, but for a settled community it could spread disease, so a society may stigmatize the behavior to stop it even though it may be “natural”. Taboos aren’t always universal and this that is what makes it a taboo rather than an instinct. Besides having a purpose in a culture it also helps distinguish different communities making clearer “us” and “them” boundaries.

    • @maciejlewandowski7311
      @maciejlewandowski7311 2 роки тому

      @@NickHangs-gj2eh I don't remember whole video, so I'll respond only to your post. "Shitting in the woods may cause diseases" you said. Animals shit in the woods and we're quite fine with it, aren't we? We do not demand that animals shit in designated places, so any disease wouldn't spread. Is human fescies that different from animal one, that one will spread disease and other won't? I doubt, since we eat the same things that animals do - plants and meat. Taboos are made to obscure things, as i understand it. Nothing good comes from lack of open debate on any topic. Idea that there are things, that we do not speak about is strange for me. I might not like to speak about certain things with certain people or in certain circumstances, but not to talk at all about hygiene, sex or other topics recognised as taboo is not healthy from my point of view. Thank you for your response. I'm open for discussion (even on taboo topics) :)

    • @NickHangs-gj2eh
      @NickHangs-gj2eh 2 роки тому +1

      @@maciejlewandowski7311 There is a difference between human and animal crap as humans could carry parasites and diseases that specifically target humans (like cholera), while with animals it still isn’t healthy to have around but the chance of a specific disease jumping species isn’t as common. I think that isn’t too important as the idea is more about not pooping where you eat and live, you can’t limit what animals do but you can limit what people do. Also I interpreted this argument in the video as saying why we would evolve the ability to make taboos rather than justifying them. However, I wouldn’t say all taboos are bad as some can serve a genuine purpose (ex: incest is a taboo). But they can also be harmful by limiting ideas or discussion on topics like sex or hygiene. But that’s more of a cultural problem than an issue with human nature.

  • @fenrir2616
    @fenrir2616 3 роки тому +12

    My Great Grandfather fought in WW1. He was a volunteer, having been from Northern Ireland. Apparently he was a quiet, softly spoken man and hated violence etc. When I asked my grandmother why he joined, she simply said he joined because the pay was better than what he was getting as a farm hand. Morale of this? Money can make people do things they wouldn't normally do. BTW, he rarely talked about what he saw during the war, although he did say that when he was replacing a duty post with another man in the trenches, the other man was shot in the head as he was walking away. Could have easily been my great grandfather. It must have been horrific.

  • @dirtydata9356
    @dirtydata9356 4 роки тому +269

    Violence is the golden standard of problem solving until it's no longer certain it will benefit you.

    • @argh2945
      @argh2945 4 роки тому +10

      Violence is Golden

    • @Sandderad
      @Sandderad 4 роки тому +7

      Violence is... Elegance.

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 4 роки тому +9

      Violence is pretty useful...

    • @yeng1855
      @yeng1855 4 роки тому +10

      Violence is... another option.

    • @techhelpwizardgenie3146
      @techhelpwizardgenie3146 3 роки тому +1

      Yes and the lesson is DONT FUCK IT UP EVER

  • @richardtaillon1616
    @richardtaillon1616 4 роки тому +283

    There was a line from the movie Passchendale that always stuck with me.
    "It's something we do all the time 'cause we're good at it. And we're good at it because we're used to it. And we're used to it because we do it all the time."

    • @SusCalvin
      @SusCalvin 4 роки тому +10

      The UK has been setting up its own conscript army by that time, I think. This white feather thing isn't working any more, they're conscripting people properly now. The original little expeditionary force is a bit decimated, but the new army is about as ready as it can get.
      France has been having these kinds of battles since the start of the war. Their army is starting to break. This is about the time when entire french units starts to refuse moving forward. Russia is going through a revolution, parts of the army are bringing down the monarchy.

    • @pillager6190
      @pillager6190 3 роки тому +2

      Excellent Movie!! Accurate reasoning too.

    • @666Kaca
      @666Kaca 3 роки тому +9

      Passchendale was a fucked up battle. 400-800k dead people for a small village that was bombarded into oblivion during the battle. Its disgusting, insane and frightening at the same time.

    • @ghost307
      @ghost307 3 роки тому +2

      I like the Capaldi's soliloquie when he was playing Doctor Who about ending war where he points out that people keep killing each other "until they do what they were always going to have to do from the beginning...SIT DOWN AND TALK".

  • @Lucius1958
    @Lucius1958 4 роки тому +57

    I remember the words of 'Saki':
    *"In the same way, whenever a massacre of Armenians is reported from Asia Minor, everyone assumes it* *was done 'under orders' from somewhere or other. Nobody seems to think there are people who might*
    *_like_** to kill their neighbours now and then."*
    In other words, human beings are bastards.

    • @pekka1900
      @pekka1900 3 роки тому +15

      "In other words, human beings are bastards." or maybe just the people causing bad to others are bastards? I hate to see this anti-human sentiment everywhere I look.
      Bad things happen between people -> "oh, humans are so bad and evil! No other animal can be so cruel and evil! I'm so edgy because I think exactly like others around me! Do I fit in now? Do you accept me?"
      Meanwhile in the real world:
      a cat ate her own kittens because she was alarmed by a noise,
      a dolphin fuck a dead fish for its pleasure,
      a lion killed all the babies and fuck their mother,
      a baby penguin killed its smaller sibling because it wanted to eat all the food given,
      a rat ate its own mother,
      a tree strangled another plant to death because it had in order to live,
      a star exploded and destroyed several solar systems around it,
      so on and so on..
      So maybe it's just that "bad things" are a natural part of life and existence itself? At least a human has the ability to not do bad things even though it can, so maybe we are the best thing ever existing at least in our part of the universe? There is so much potential and hope for humankind, and just to see how much we have developed since past thousands of years brings me joy.

    • @charlesdoeseverything9716
      @charlesdoeseverything9716 2 роки тому +3

      @@pekka1900 In fact you both are correct.
      Just because humans are imperfect bastards who keep wanting to drive the war machine, that doesn't mean we aren't capable of progress and goodwill.
      Humans are good, but can also be imperfect to a certainly disturbing degree.

    • @Jerry-tg7zx
      @Jerry-tg7zx 2 роки тому +1

      @@pekka1900 i award you a shield against ‘cope+ratio+L,etc.’ cards

  • @omariscovoador7486
    @omariscovoador7486 3 роки тому +23

    49:29 and here in Brasil its even more different, we use "professor" for literally anyone who teachs at school, from university to kindergarden, we use professor as "teacher"

    • @thekrampuselbananoquevivee9947
      @thekrampuselbananoquevivee9947 3 роки тому

      Isn't that the literal translation?

    • @BigGringus
      @BigGringus 2 роки тому

      It is the same in spanish. Professor and teacher are more of a synonym instead of two words for different things.

    • @RwandaBob
      @RwandaBob 2 роки тому

      all it means is that there is more of a sense of general equality between educators. in spain no one university is any more prestigious than any other.
      britain just has some dumb ass contrived system for higher academics. i would never want to live there to teach or do anything for that matter.

    • @mortarion9813
      @mortarion9813 2 роки тому

      @@BigGringus Same for the Philippines. It's... really dependent on the individual and the school if they want to make their teachers sound fancier.

    • @graceygrumble
      @graceygrumble 2 роки тому

      @@RwandaBob Well, in Britain, a teacher in a nursery school is paid on the same wage scale as a teacher in a primary school, or a secondary school.
      To become a lecturer in a university usually takes more expertise- Ph.D - in your subject and you are paid slightly higher. Although, a highly qualified, time-served, nursery school teacher will be paid as much as a junior lecturer.
      To become a Professor, you need to do research and write papers, which are delivered to other academics in your field. They are people who are thought of as capable of training and mentoring lecturers. They are responsible for organising coursework for students and they also have to teach. It is not an academic qualification, but a title bestowed on a person which honours the contribution they have made to their subject and their university. Although, headteachers in a large secondary school will often be paid as much as a professor.
      It's not really a 'dumb ass, contrived system' at all.
      All countries have prestigious universities, including Spain.

  • @johnharlow486
    @johnharlow486 4 роки тому +872

    Can we all appreciate the, lets call them "lectures" that lindybeige gives.

    • @navafrodo323
      @navafrodo323 3 роки тому +20

      I am actually thinking about taking notes from his videos, even tho I sometime disagree.

    • @jimebert7329
      @jimebert7329 3 роки тому +5

      @@navafrodo323 o78⁸99999ⁿ8olu

    • @Alphae21
      @Alphae21 3 роки тому +1

      no

    • @Monkforilla
      @Monkforilla 3 роки тому +9

      These are not supposed to be study lectures. He is just giving his 2 cents and then happens to keep going.

    • @bendrover
      @bendrover 2 роки тому +2

      Do you need Lindybeige to talk about this in one of his talks.

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 4 роки тому +265

    “It makes life more fun”
    - Some person in the Treaty of Westphalia

  • @filmandfirearms
    @filmandfirearms 3 роки тому +94

    Perfect example of the strength difference between males and females. One of my coworkers is exactly my age, and we've led very strangely similar lives, except for one thing. She's been working out every single day for the past year. I haven't even been in a gym in 4 years now, and even then, I wasn't exactly that into working out. She still needs me to carry things for her

    • @brotesser1452
      @brotesser1452 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/OPHqXSbk3dY/v-deo.html
      Yes and no.
      The number of men having lifted these stones is far greater than the number of women. But here is also a woman that weighs 20kg less than me lifting something I, or 99% of men for that matter, couldn't even dream of lifting.

  • @antoinelachapelle3405
    @antoinelachapelle3405 2 роки тому +9

    The point about status increase for the regular trooper really rings particularly true when you consider how many armies (dating as far back as the Roman Republic) relied on giving land or property to the landless as payment for long military service or particularly tough campaigns.

  • @youngkatzenjammer6203
    @youngkatzenjammer6203 4 роки тому +181

    Hermann Göring's Last Testament:
    "Why, of course, the people don't want war. Why would some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best that he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece? Naturally, the common people don't want war; neither in Russia nor in England nor in America, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy or a fascist dictatorship or a Parliament or a Communist dictatorship."
    " ... voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."

    • @bashkillszombies
      @bashkillszombies 4 роки тому +34

      Let me guess, the cure is abolishing patriotism by, say, programming women into thinking the word chauvinist means sexist, abolishing nationalism by pretending it's fascist, and brainwashing the children into wanting open borders and thinking diversity is a strength, and then flooding your country with those who wish to invade you and hope and pray that they too let their children become brainwashed and don't reject your programming, meanwhile hiking up taxes as the solution to any other problem along the way?

    • @youngkatzenjammer6203
      @youngkatzenjammer6203 4 роки тому +17

      @@bashkillszombies Guess again

    • @anonymous2513456
      @anonymous2513456 4 роки тому +12

      @@ssatu5792 It is exactly what our treasonous government are doing to us right now. Fascism has nothing to do with it, it's closer to communism but still a way off of that. This is plain old destruction of the nation, divide and rule.

    • @MercurialStatic
      @MercurialStatic 4 роки тому +2

      Old Hermy had such a way with words.

    • @Rynewulf
      @Rynewulf 4 роки тому +5

      @@bashkillszombies well, I know I'm in good company when you sound like you agree with Herman Goring

  • @RyllenKriel
    @RyllenKriel 4 роки тому +332

    Why do we fight?
    Lloyd: "Because the French...!"

    • @maxvarjagen9810
      @maxvarjagen9810 4 роки тому +8

      Truth.

    • @SomeOne-eo7rw
      @SomeOne-eo7rw 4 роки тому +62

      As a French I have to thank the British for sorting the 5 problems of the french society:
      Who are we: not the British
      Who’s in charge: not a monarch
      How do we behave for our society to work: hate the British
      How do we trade: not with ridiculous imperial units haha
      What are the punishments: we sorted that one on our own with the guillotine
      Conclusion: To run a french society just do the opposite of what the British do.

    • @RyllenKriel
      @RyllenKriel 4 роки тому +7

      @@SomeOne-eo7rw Haha, tres bien!

    • @maxvarjagen9810
      @maxvarjagen9810 4 роки тому +7

      @@SomeOne-eo7rw Let your enemies define you and you will easily be defeated

    • @SomeOne-eo7rw
      @SomeOne-eo7rw 4 роки тому +3

      @@maxvarjagen9810 France? Easily defeated?
      You’re talking about the Germany-defeating nation in WWI alright?

  • @ngVAT579
    @ngVAT579 3 роки тому +16

    "Beards are good and that's a fact!" He speaks the truth!

  • @eliasdeleone7059
    @eliasdeleone7059 2 роки тому +3

    What is best in life?
    To crush your enemies! To see them driven before you & hear the lamentations of their women!

  • @GrapeyGrapes
    @GrapeyGrapes 4 роки тому +370

    "People don't kill for tennis club or the library!"
    Sees rival tennis club not returning books to the right spot at the Library.
    Welp time to get out the murder chainsaw.

    • @artificialavocado9652
      @artificialavocado9652 4 роки тому +11

      I can take someone who doesn’t win a tennis match but goddamn return your books on time your monsters!

    • @rhodes6840
      @rhodes6840 4 роки тому +3

      They would if the library and tennis club had governments...

    • @benjamincarmona5883
      @benjamincarmona5883 4 роки тому +1

      But they fight for football!

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU 4 роки тому +2

      @@benjamincarmona5883 Remember the Football War 1969?

    • @rhodes6840
      @rhodes6840 4 роки тому +1

      @@benjamincarmona5883 They may fight but they do not lay waste to opposing team's cities... see the difference?

  • @alexsamurai1230
    @alexsamurai1230 4 роки тому +208

    I'd argue that people don't just fob off the grand noble ideal they are fighting for, instead they tie the ideal to their own identity and status. For example if you are fighting for God, you can use the war to underline your own prestige as a man of God. If you fight for democracy you can identify yourself as a citizen of 'the land of the free'. In both cases the willingness to fight for the shared mythic ideal of your tribe gives you the personal prestige that you are aiming for.

    • @jas9friend
      @jas9friend 4 роки тому +18

      And these days it's more of fighting for the folks you've come to love in your unit. Fraternity.

    • @fullmetalpleb
      @fullmetalpleb 4 роки тому +5

      Or the days you'd fight for body count, drugs, hookers and a lovely necklace you've been making out of right ears

    • @gavinhughes6054
      @gavinhughes6054 4 роки тому +2

      or...and hear me out on this....MERICA

    • @pillager6190
      @pillager6190 3 роки тому

      I fully agree with Alex

    • @geechyguy3441
      @geechyguy3441 3 роки тому +9

      Yes don't forget money though, mercenaries in many cases can pocket quite a bit of cash from killing people. And they're used in nearly every war.

  • @paulguth12
    @paulguth12 3 роки тому +49

    22:00 - So, if the murder rate correlates to the "distribution" of female partners, is forced marriage actually lowering the murder rate, because males don't have to compete as hard? (are there robust statistics aswell?)

    • @szylaj
      @szylaj 2 роки тому +15

      i think you create more problems than you solve

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 2 роки тому +12

      Forced marriage is about getting a desirable son- or daughter-in-law, not about communist distribution of women. So the spread might not even be better.
      The men still compete for status so they can force their sons/daughters into marriage with other high status people.

    • @markrateh
      @markrateh 2 роки тому +3

      Cant remember where I read about it, its been awhile, but almost every single time a country has gotten a high amount of males (proportionate to females) it has gotten more and more unstable. Its a likely contributor to the colapse of the Roman empire and it can be seen in modern times in places like Afghanistan and sadly in most of the Middle East. Its also one of the possible contributors to the instability in the balkans before WW1.

    • @BosnianBEAST-ky9xv
      @BosnianBEAST-ky9xv 2 роки тому

      @@markrateh what happens if the opposite is true like what if chinas one child policy reduced the number of men?

    • @markrateh
      @markrateh 2 роки тому +1

      @@BosnianBEAST-ky9xv Not sure but I would imagine that they would be less agressive as a country. Lindybeige did a good video about why we fight wars which is interesting and it ties in to the same thing about stable and unstable societies.

  • @Peter-fi5mv
    @Peter-fi5mv 3 роки тому +8

    One of the main ideas in Frank Herbert’s sci-fi series Dune is that war happens as an instinct to mix the gene pool when a lack of change and dynamics in populations over an extended period creates a retroactive effect.

  • @kentuckycrittercamera9407
    @kentuckycrittercamera9407 4 роки тому +95

    I am not gonna lie, I saw combat in Desert Storm in 1991 and Operation Iraqi Freedom in 2003-2004 & 2009-2010. The physical act of fighting in combat is the adrenaline rush from hell.

    • @ivanmamic4509
      @ivanmamic4509 3 роки тому +12

      Good or bad rush? for me adrenaline is best drug ever fuck weed and alcohol

    • @TarmanTheChampion
      @TarmanTheChampion Рік тому +3

      @@ivanmamic4509 rush from hell? It's bad... imagine constantly thinking/ knowing your about to die....

    • @Hellhound23691
      @Hellhound23691 Рік тому +4

      ⁠​⁠@@TarmanTheChampionFighting and not getting killed is a massive adrenaline rush. It is scary but that’s why the adrenaline is so good. Fighting can be fun, sorry to say

  • @LocalDiscordCatgirl
    @LocalDiscordCatgirl 4 роки тому +695

    So what Lloyd is saying... is...
    Service guarantees citizenship
    *would you like to know more?*

    • @IveGotToast
      @IveGotToast 4 роки тому +52

      Im doing my part!

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 4 роки тому +31

      Damn bugs....

    • @Nico-ig1mr
      @Nico-ig1mr 4 роки тому +5

      Lmao

    • @AS-zt8yx
      @AS-zt8yx 4 роки тому +16

      ""DESIRE TO KNOW MORE INTENSIFIES""

    • @omnesilere
      @omnesilere 4 роки тому +8

      tell that to the US departed Veterans. this country is a disgrace. that's right, we've deported a whole bunch of our own that served in the military.

  • @coniston3106
    @coniston3106 2 роки тому +10

    I really like this video. I love how you dig into the roots of human nature instead of talking too much about wars. Very well explained.

  • @elthomas_
    @elthomas_ 2 роки тому +11

    It's easy for me to forget (living in this modern world) that I'm really just a human. This video connected a lot of dots and helped me understand myself and society much better, well done!

  • @catfish552
    @catfish552 4 роки тому +510

    I built a Lego Centurion tank while watching this.

  • @GM_Lemmy
    @GM_Lemmy 4 роки тому +142

    Professor in Britain: Highest rank of scholar.
    Professor in USA: Lecturers in university.
    Professor (written exactly the same way in Portuguese) in Brazil: Literally anyone who teaches anything.

    • @vladimirpitra7413
      @vladimirpitra7413 4 роки тому +8

      Profesor/Profesorka in Czechia: Gymnasium (a kind of high school) teacher, sometimes high school in general. And also the highest rank in education awarded by the head of state.

    • @saadized
      @saadized 4 роки тому +24

      Professor in Pakistan: The guy who sits on the side of the road and tells your fortune (usually with a parrot that picks out a card from a deck that The Professor then interprets)

    • @domlomytp2677
      @domlomytp2677 4 роки тому +14

      Professor in Canada: Nickname of the great Neil Peart.

    • @cmdrtianyilin8107
      @cmdrtianyilin8107 4 роки тому +11

      Professor in Malaysia: Religious nutjobs who shove their feelings for invisible sky daddy down to our throats.

    • @kenansabic2901
      @kenansabic2901 4 роки тому

      @@cmdrtianyilin8107 How bad is it over there?

  • @user-ur2nr1fw5c
    @user-ur2nr1fw5c 2 роки тому +3

    Getting this recommended today as a citizen of a EE is an experience for sure (24.2.2022)

  • @frederickoftheartic2209
    @frederickoftheartic2209 3 роки тому +4

    This Man stood up without ever sitting and explained to us why humans fight wars for an entire hour without cutting

  • @75RWM
    @75RWM 4 роки тому +225

    Only one hour, six minutes and forty seconds of Lindy this morning? Guess it will have to suffice until next time.

    • @QlueDuPlessis
      @QlueDuPlessis 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah, just a short video... :p

    • @petervitale4431
      @petervitale4431 4 роки тому +7

      Does that include the compulsory commercial for Great Courses Plus?

    • @TheRumbles13
      @TheRumbles13 4 роки тому +7

      @@petervitale4431 im just happy he had an intellectual sponsor instead of some crappy Chinese cell phone game

    • @pallandoromestamo8861
      @pallandoromestamo8861 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheRumbles13 I can't imagine Lloyd ever advertising for a trash mobile game

  • @quesodip1770
    @quesodip1770 4 роки тому +63

    Never have I ever seen a man so able to include a disclaimer without alienating a group of his audience, bravo man.

    • @adm0iii
      @adm0iii 4 роки тому +14

      The aliens are still alienated.

    • @quesodip1770
      @quesodip1770 4 роки тому +2

      Bear Mro true

    • @masterson0713
      @masterson0713 4 роки тому

      whatcha mean

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 2 роки тому +2

      @@adm0iii yeah but they always were.

    • @puppude
      @puppude 2 роки тому +1

      Smoothly peeing on christ but ok. Haha

  • @HelotOnWheels
    @HelotOnWheels 2 роки тому +16

    Wonderful, thought-provoking video. My mind was blown by the fact that 80% of women but only 40% of men have contributed to the current gene pool. One thing to consider, though: that's a very different thing from saying that most men died childless. Some men fathered children, but still didn't contribute to the modern gene pool because their lineages eventually died out. For example, Richard III fathered three children, but none of them had children of their own, so his genes aren't in the pool today. Possibly Henry VIII also, depending on how many illegitimate kids you believe he had. And Richard and Henry were both quite high-status.

  • @cleoldbagtraallsorts3380
    @cleoldbagtraallsorts3380 4 роки тому +7

    I love this channel so much. You remind me greatly of my friend, Dr Patrick Sheil, who used to lecture at Kings College, Cambridge. He writes books on philosophy. Although he wouldn't agree with all your viewpoints, he would appreciate your in depth discussions/ explanations. These videos remind me of late night conversations with him.

  • @Polite_Cat
    @Polite_Cat 4 роки тому +81

    i love his acting ability where he spontaneously acts out these little situations that helps to prove his point.

    • @arnonuhm4022
      @arnonuhm4022 3 роки тому +1

      Yes, if his points were more poignant this would be perfect.

  • @lucaskrom2781
    @lucaskrom2781 4 роки тому +108

    18:50 Napoleon 'Git' Bonaparte
    He just couldn't help himself

    • @Able_Are
      @Able_Are 4 роки тому +9

      Hehe, yes. Makes me wonder if there is a Pierre De Biege doing the same (opposite) thing in Frog-Speaking UA-cam. I hope so.

    • @sdmitch16
      @sdmitch16 4 роки тому +1

      Sorry, I don'g understand the joke.

    • @riseupagainstthenwo9995
      @riseupagainstthenwo9995 3 роки тому

      @@Able_Are Unfortunately no, my rosbif. I wonder if it's because we forgot or because we were surrounded by others big countries (Spain, Germany etc). It seems England is obsessed by France but not really any other country.

  • @DavidBrown-xf4cw
    @DavidBrown-xf4cw 4 роки тому

    Thank you so much Lindy, love all your videos but this one was particularly good.
    Glad you did not run out of breath.

  • @derin111
    @derin111 4 роки тому +9

    I love it when Lindybeige digresses so far from what he was talking about that he completely forgets what he was going to say!
    Then the longer the pause of amnesia, the more I cringe ... and the more enjoyable it is! LMAO!

  • @Max_Flashheart
    @Max_Flashheart 4 роки тому +139

    "If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." Brooke Shields

    • @fiendish9474
      @fiendish9474 3 роки тому +5

      That sounds like a "people die when they are killed" quote

    • @techhelpwizardgenie3146
      @techhelpwizardgenie3146 3 роки тому

      Don't die for nothing then

    • @Chillerll
      @Chillerll 3 роки тому

      ha not if i am killed at the age of 99

    • @fiendish9474
      @fiendish9474 3 роки тому

      @@techhelpwizardgenie3146 most people die for nothing

  • @s-o-tariknomad6970
    @s-o-tariknomad6970 4 роки тому +84

    There was a Villian in a cartoon i watched called Professor Venomous. someone asked the creator on twitter if he really was a Professor, or if he just called himself that. the creator said that he taught night classes

    • @SA-rb5xq
      @SA-rb5xq 4 роки тому +4

      Lecturer Venomous

  • @angrymaninapandamask6432
    @angrymaninapandamask6432 3 роки тому +2

    I've watched this for hours and I feel like I've learnt something yet I couldn't tell you a single thing you said but I just know I got it down if anything ur voice is very nice

  • @Number_Free
    @Number_Free 4 роки тому +23

    I love this kind of analysis, especially when it is well presented. Well done!
    It's a great shame that so few people are aware of such issues, as they are really important, like politics. In fact, I would like to see further episodes along similar lines - e.g. propaganda, advertising, mass media etc. Thanks.

    • @SuperMYSHKIN
      @SuperMYSHKIN 2 роки тому

      He will be "cancelled" if he did that.

  • @falldog3572
    @falldog3572 4 роки тому +169

    Lindybeige proposing marriage:
    "I want to stay with you and my support group back home, and breed with that, and raise kids. That's the way to do it!"

  • @attentionlabel
    @attentionlabel 4 роки тому +84

    52:47 "You're not my dad"
    The last words I heard before society collapsed

    • @MiguelTyson
      @MiguelTyson 3 роки тому

      “fuckin noodle-head” pops in MY head after I read your comment. Vine. If you know, you know.

    • @cee20.5
      @cee20.5 3 роки тому +3

      :D
      "I'm in a tank and you're not" pops up for me tbh

    • @shro_okee
      @shro_okee 3 роки тому +1

      uno reverse crad longbeachgriffy

    • @mudflap8648
      @mudflap8648 2 роки тому

      @@cee20.5 Arthur get out of the tank!

  • @shipofbats9134
    @shipofbats9134 4 роки тому +2

    The amount of thought that you put into these videos is extraordinary. I used to complain about the time it takes to make a video, but I understand how much work you put into these. I know that it must be hard to be a single parent, I mean, video producer.

  • @SssagaBenches4U
    @SssagaBenches4U 2 роки тому +4

    Most zoutubers speak slow to fill in 10 minutes. This dude is spitting facts with lightspeed and it still takes over an hour.

  • @MrPSyman3
    @MrPSyman3 4 роки тому +245

    This video is gravely mistitled. This was an eye-opening experience and phenomenal insight into human nature on so many levels it's astonishing

    • @HouseOfKung
      @HouseOfKung 3 роки тому +6

      Although less entertaining and takes longer, there was a reason I think that Lloyd got really excited about Martin’s book. It is quite worth the read.

    • @maciejlewandowski7311
      @maciejlewandowski7311 3 роки тому +3

      I find that message of this video is very much skewed by Lindys fascination in warfare.

    • @Sir.Craze-
      @Sir.Craze- 2 роки тому +7

      Remember that this is all in theory. This should be a discussion.
      He's not spitting straight facts we're exploring human nature and none of this is black and white.
      He is also exaggerating to make a point. And that's totally fine as long as we understand that.

    • @weenie7746
      @weenie7746 2 роки тому

      @zee Yeah. I figured he would discuss politics and the reason we have them, but he reverted to simpler days when man bang rock on wall and Unga bunga sex

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine 2 роки тому +4

      @zee In isolation, but sometimes it is useful to organize the obvious into a large, organized list.

  • @theforcedmemefilthypapist2892
    @theforcedmemefilthypapist2892 4 роки тому +550

    "Why do we go to war".... me an intellectual: *because the french exist*

  • @theamorphousflatsch2699
    @theamorphousflatsch2699 2 роки тому +2

    ,,A man in the past once said, that if there were an outside threat bigger then humanity, we would all put aside our differences and join as one.
    We are the living proof of the foolishness of that statement." - Dot Pixis Commander of the Wall Garrison
    ,,Humanity will keep on fighting and killing eachother until there will only be one human left or less." - Erwin Smith Commander of the Survey Corps

  • @milesl6070
    @milesl6070 3 роки тому +3

    This video is actually super important right now. Thanks Lindybeige.

  • @henrysmommy7
    @henrysmommy7 4 роки тому +68

    Whenever I hear the abbreviation VC, my first thought is always Vietcong. Even though it doesn't make sense in this case, it's still the first thing to pop into my brain...

    • @morningstar9233
      @morningstar9233 4 роки тому +7

      With me its venereal cross-infection. Have i revealed too much?

    • @pillager6190
      @pillager6190 3 роки тому +2

      Difference of USA v. England.

    • @arnonuhm4022
      @arnonuhm4022 3 роки тому

      Everyone has PTSD these days due too much american hollow wood bs propaganda about nam.

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 2 роки тому

      Vapnik and Chervonenkis .

  • @Tang-qi6zw
    @Tang-qi6zw 4 роки тому +37

    Correction:
    A professor in the US is not anyone who teaches at university. A professor is a Doctor of the subject who teaches at the university. Sometime you have undergrads and masters who instruct courses, and they are called instructors.

    • @draigan
      @draigan 4 роки тому

      That's not his point. What u would call a lecturer over there also has a phd

    • @Tang-qi6zw
      @Tang-qi6zw 4 роки тому +4

      @@draigan A lecturer with a PhD is a professor, in America. I said that (though I extended it beyond a Doctor of Philosophy, even though I don't know of a different type of doctorate). A lecturer without a PhD is an instructor. I know what his point was, but he made an inaccurate statement on the way.

    • @DFX2KX
      @DFX2KX 4 роки тому

      @@Tang-qi6zw indeed, it was a minor terminology correction.
      As for other doctorates: the medical doctorates, you don't have a PHD in medicne, you have a Medical Doctorate. I think the exception is Psychology. but Dentists are DDM, for instance.

    • @Tang-qi6zw
      @Tang-qi6zw 4 роки тому

      @@DFX2KX I looked it up and that's right. I thought MD, DO, and DDS were licensees like PE (professional Engineer) which get added after the name, but do not come with the honorific of doctor, and that medical doctors also needed a PhD to get those licensees. My world is AE design, not medicine.

  • @georgebyron468
    @georgebyron468 Рік тому

    I love your use of logic to rationalise topics. Been following your videos for years.

  • @TheAmubis
    @TheAmubis 4 роки тому +8

    "If you don't establish yourself as a man in your 20s, you're probably never going to breed"
    Whoa.. you don't need to call me out like that, Lindy. I just want a quite life.

  • @Cibohos
    @Cibohos 4 роки тому +27

    Thank you sir, for releasing an hour long video while I'm on a 5 hour long train ride. Great timing.

    • @Cibohos
      @Cibohos 4 роки тому +1

      @michael wittmann hard to do, I"ve come to the realisation that I only enjoy very few channels on this website which means there aren"t particularly many unwatched videos for me to save for long train rides

  • @meivenheaven
    @meivenheaven 4 роки тому +57

    Best video to listen while playing a campaign of Total War.

    • @JasperKlijndijk
      @JasperKlijndijk 4 роки тому

      Javier Torre i do that all the time, it is by far my favorite way to spend a lazy sunday

    • @arthipex8512
      @arthipex8512 4 роки тому +5

      Why do we go to war? For the glory of the Emperor of course! And because fuck the wood elves!

  • @VarunBatraIT
    @VarunBatraIT 3 роки тому +2

    I am glad that I googled why we go to war. Just great knowledge. Thank you for taking time to make this video.

  • @theiandicollection2749
    @theiandicollection2749 3 роки тому +18

    It really humbles me to know that such extraordinary minds, such as yourself are actually so accessible to a layman like myself. Thank you sir for simply existing!🙏

  • @Tadokat
    @Tadokat 4 роки тому +74

    The perfect thing to go with my morning coffee on a Friday is an hour-long Lindybeige video

    • @leanderdau9168
      @leanderdau9168 4 роки тому +4

      Morning coffee? You aren't from Europe/Britain then, I suppose ^^

    • @jabanan
      @jabanan 4 роки тому

      For me it's 14:48 now :D

    • @theangrycheeto
      @theangrycheeto 4 роки тому +1

      @@leanderdau9168 They drink coffee in Europe. Watchu talkin bout?

    • @wowsuchhandle
      @wowsuchhandle 4 роки тому

      They drink tea in britain

    • @dwavenminer
      @dwavenminer 4 роки тому +4

      Nobody expects the Tea inquisition!

  • @kevburke
    @kevburke 4 роки тому +52

    7:20
    My great grandfather was 5'2 and fought in WW1.
    He survived.
    I'm living proof of what Lloyd is describing.

    • @senneuh1
      @senneuh1 4 роки тому +6

      You're a correlation though; one example isn't enough to be proof I'm afraid.

    • @TheodoreMinick
      @TheodoreMinick 4 роки тому +10

      @@senneuh1 yeah, but, "I'm a living data point in support of the theory presented by Lloyd." Doesn't roll off the tongue as easily.

    • @senneuh1
      @senneuh1 4 роки тому

      @@TheodoreMinick A fair point.

    • @kevburke
      @kevburke 4 роки тому +5

      @@senneuh1 how about:
      I could be used as a test case in a detailed, comprehensive study but, while I offer some weight to the suggestion, I obviously don't prove it outright.

    • @MrMrmcook2008
      @MrMrmcook2008 4 роки тому

      he may well of had to. you didnt have much choice

  • @yellowfellow7246
    @yellowfellow7246 4 роки тому +4

    The gorilla thing kind of reminded me of the Pax Romana. It didn't happen because everyone suddenly became enlightened. It happened because everyone knew that if they misbehaved they'd have a few legions sent their way.

  • @lococarl6890
    @lococarl6890 2 роки тому +5

    I was expecting an explanation of the objectives of wars, yet here we have Lindybeige giving a Jordan Peterson sounding lecture on masculine psychology.

  • @JoeyVol
    @JoeyVol 4 роки тому +21

    "No shitting in the woods!
    C'mon! Someone's shitting in the woods again!"

    • @Chungus581
      @Chungus581 3 роки тому +3

      “Ayo this nigga takin a shit!!”

  • @londiniumarmoury7037
    @londiniumarmoury7037 4 роки тому +24

    In the words of Mad Hamish, the oldest member of the silver horde "I was on the side of being paid money to fight"

    • @twobob8585
      @twobob8585 4 роки тому +4

      How much do I miss the wit and wisdom of the great and wonderful Mr Pratchett.

    • @londiniumarmoury7037
      @londiniumarmoury7037 4 роки тому +1

      @@twobob8585 I still listen to his audiobooks while i sleep to this day.

  • @banananotebook3331
    @banananotebook3331 3 роки тому +3

    Fun fact: moral disgust and hygenic disgust is the same thing. It's literally the same reflex repurposed (evolution is a tinkerer, again, and a lazy one at that). So, "to wash one's hands" of something is not just a metaphor, people will feel less moral guilt after physically washing their hands with soap and water.
    Robert Sapolsky's lectures on human biology are awesome.

    • @madyjules06
      @madyjules06 2 роки тому +2

      Banana Notebook, can you imagine the fun of a collaborative presentation by Sapolsky & Lindybeige? I’d pay to watch that!

  • @independentomega2701
    @independentomega2701 3 роки тому +2

    The women who handed out feathers are some of the worst people humanity have ever created. That's the kind of behavior that doesn't deserve to be protected.

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 роки тому +102

    For some reason
    I can't help but get interested listening to a talking head for 1 hour straight discussing about stuff that interests him

    • @benjaminpont220
      @benjaminpont220 4 роки тому +14

      The accent definitely helps. If this would have been American I would have gotten sick of it extremely quickly, but I just love listening to a Brit talking about his passion. I have learned more from lindybeige than I ever did in my school career.

    • @manueltoloza6007
      @manueltoloza6007 4 роки тому +2

      if youre not interested in the matter at all, yet nontheless watched the entire thing anyway, then i cant think of a better reason than youre just very attracted to Lindy.

    • @benjaminpont220
      @benjaminpont220 4 роки тому

      Manuel Toloza
      Well I think he’s also interested in the matter, otherwise he wouldn’t have found the vid in the first place lol. You are not going to find a lindybeige vid by searching “british person history and the psychology behind it”

  • @NyanHomeschoolGirl17
    @NyanHomeschoolGirl17 4 роки тому +18

    _"To ask why we fight... is to ask why the leaves fall. It is in their nature. Perhaps there is a better question. Why do we fight? To protect home, and family... to preserve balance, and bring harmony. For my kind, the true question is: What is worth fighting for?"_ - Chen Stormstout 🐼

    • @ABAlphaBeta
      @ABAlphaBeta 4 роки тому +2

      People don't fight to protect, they fight to kill and dominate, to gain power for the sake of power

    • @kxi._.5765
      @kxi._.5765 4 роки тому

      ._.

    • @NyanHomeschoolGirl17
      @NyanHomeschoolGirl17 4 роки тому

      ABAlphaBeta People fight for different reasons. But in case you didn't get the reference I was quoting a fictional Panda so it may not be _entirely_ applicable to humanity. However I think plenty of people do fight to protect as well as just for the sake of honor and glory, not necessarily motivated by power in the slightest.

    • @Jan-rq8mo
      @Jan-rq8mo 4 роки тому +2

      @@ABAlphaBeta Ah yes, because Belgium in ww1 didn't want to desperately protect it's people but was secretly on a mission to dominate and kill all of europe. Mhm, makes sense.
      Seriously though, many wars really are just for the reasons you said, but existental wars do exist and they are quite common, especially if you take a look at a more personal basis. The soviet farmer fighting to the death in a desperate attempt to halt the advancing SS troops, probably doesn't do it cause he wants to dominate them

    • @whiteeye3453
      @whiteeye3453 10 місяців тому

      Power for sake of it is inaccurate they gaming power to change the environment to their liking

  • @Pan_Blazej
    @Pan_Blazej Рік тому +3

    I think we can all agree on this:
    we NEED to know the role of rhubarb in the early wars of Vietnam!

  • @ukgroover
    @ukgroover 3 роки тому +1

    How does he make money with hour long videos but no ads. absolutely amazing thank you lindybeige.

  • @cleanerben9636
    @cleanerben9636 4 роки тому +193

    "Men are quite a bit bigger and stronger"
    I don't think my body got the memo

    • @thil2894
      @thil2894 4 роки тому +24

      most men are quite bigger and stronger than women, is that better?

    • @gitman3486
      @gitman3486 4 роки тому +34

      Lift weights

    • @Paul_The_Spaceman
      @Paul_The_Spaceman 4 роки тому +11

      @@gitman3486 good plan, that will make him taller and stronger.
      Or maybe not.

    • @alvinlin8140
      @alvinlin8140 4 роки тому +28

      Cero Miedic I’ll make him strong not taller

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx 4 роки тому +31

      Lift weights and walk in stilts.

  • @adamsanderson3262
    @adamsanderson3262 4 роки тому +15

    Dear Mr (Professor?) Lindy,
    no video specific comment, just a huge thank you for your work. You are a born raconteur and a mine of information. I enjoy your posts immensely and I thank you again for them. Long may you continue! I salute you with a Polish birthday toast....Sto Lat!!! (live a hundred years)

  • @euanmillar3408
    @euanmillar3408 2 роки тому +4

    Dear Mr Lindybeige, your videos are fascinating and your explanations are so convincing. You mention a lot of facts in your videos. While this would be a BIG admin overhead, it would make your factual statements so much more powerful if in the description you were able to add some of the references, specifically around percentages or studies that you refer to. This would really convince any of the doubters. Keep up the great work!

    • @euanmillar3408
      @euanmillar3408 2 роки тому

      I should also mention that I rarely, if ever, wear beige. I humbly apologise and will endeavour to rectify my wardrobe.

  • @strydyrhellzrydyr1345
    @strydyrhellzrydyr1345 3 роки тому

    Thank u Lindy... For helping me with some information that helps me

  • @DrTheRich
    @DrTheRich 4 роки тому +34

    "Attack you in the lower tavern"
    For a second I though tavern was a new nickname for body region...

    • @georger64
      @georger64 4 роки тому +1

      “Oh look, there‘s still a light on in the lower tavern.“

    • @barkebaat
      @barkebaat 4 роки тому +7

      *local*

    • @gcewing
      @gcewing 4 роки тому

      Oooh, right in the local tavern. That's a painful place.

    • @karltriebel4262
      @karltriebel4262 4 роки тому

      I was an adventurer too, until I took an arrow in the tavern...

  • @bara8928
    @bara8928 4 роки тому +15

    A bit of a more poetical approach to it:
    The Sun is also a Warrior by Leslie Fish
    "Two men walked on the beach in the sun.
    One left footprints, the other left none.
    One was a man who no man obeys;
    The other a god from the ancient days.
    "Look, " said the man, "how my kind make war.
    I summonned you here to ask what for."
    "For wealth or land, " the god replies,
    "For life, or freedom, or some king's lies."
    "The sun is also a warrior. Knowledge can also destroy.
    Nor can the kindest will, Preserve you from the kill.
    Not all of wisdom brings joy."
    "Four of those five, " the first one said,
    Are not enough to appease the dead.
    To save my world all this strife must cease,
    So now I bid you to conjure peace."
    The god said "Yes. Though it grieves me sore,
    For I was also a god of war,
    And I remember what you forget,
    Four of those five you may still regret."
    "The sun [...]"
    He raised his voice and he raised his hand.
    All strife stopped at the god's command.
    No voice ventured an angry word,
    No hand struck and no weapon stirred.
    In time, the man called the old god back.
    "Look, " he cried, "what my people lack!
    One lord rules over all the earth,
    And we're all his slaves from the hour of birth."
    "The sun [...]
    "Look, he owns all wealth, and he owns all land,
    We starve and die under his command.
    He speaks the truth and he gives us peace,
    But all that I hope for is our release."
    The old god said, "This is what you willed.
    For only thus is your wish fulfilled.
    War's five sources I took away,
    Yet I will give four of them back today."
    "The sun [...]"
    He raised his hand and his voice once more,
    And all the world overturned in war.
    And when the last of those fires let fall,
    There was no lord in the world at all.
    "Go rebuild now, " the old god said,
    "Feed the living and bury the dead,
    And remember this when you speak of war,
    And think upon what is worth fighting for."
    "The sun [...]"

  • @cleoldbagtraallsorts3380
    @cleoldbagtraallsorts3380 4 роки тому +2

    Men in both World Wars were much more naive about war than people today. One of my grandfathers signed up for his part in WW2 aged 15, he lied about his age to get in. He won medals and was presented to the King, but was also captured 3x and kept in POW camps from which he escaped. He was woefully unprepared for what he would face and told us horrifying stories about what happened. Many of the boys and men who signed up were deceived by propaganda. In WW1 the situation was even worse, it's heartbreaking to think of.

  • @Malva597
    @Malva597 3 роки тому +7

    "Got a doctorate in.... war and stuff."

  • @doctorpenguin8971
    @doctorpenguin8971 4 роки тому +97

    "Testosterone is responsible for beards and beards are good" xD

    • @herbiehusker1889
      @herbiehusker1889 3 роки тому +11

      You can't argue with science.

    • @ahandgrenade3640
      @ahandgrenade3640 3 роки тому +4

      Give me more of that sh*t then. Me want big mountain man beard. Im making good progress but not there yet.

    • @Allocated_Brain
      @Allocated_Brain 3 роки тому +1

      RMS might agree.

    • @sijul6483
      @sijul6483 3 місяці тому

      The hormone of the gods.

  • @softenbysam
    @softenbysam 4 роки тому +9

    The rush and high of combat may not have necessarily been from the prospect of killing or shooting other people for him, but rather simply the danger of the situation in general. I'm a firefighter, and I love my job. I enjoy helping people, but my favorite part by far is the adrenaline rush, and how fun it is being in those situations.

  • @impermanent-being
    @impermanent-being 5 місяців тому

    So much lessons in human psychology deliveted with real life examples. Appreciate the information.

  • @kedarpednekar7896
    @kedarpednekar7896 Рік тому +2

    Very informative .. worth rewatching

  • @s4mur41RPG
    @s4mur41RPG 4 роки тому +61

    For the giggles really innit

  • @thedapperdjentleman4706
    @thedapperdjentleman4706 4 роки тому +21

    You’re fascinating to me Lloyd. I watch a lot of UA-cam. I’ve watched your back catalogue and everything you’ve made since I discovered your channel in my recommended section. You’re probably the only UA-camr able to make hour-long videos going on about some topic and make it so engaging. You rival the best lecturers I’ve heard at university. The breadth of your interests and knowledge is enviable. Thanks for so many great videos, and we’ll stuff the French in due time!

  • @alexandercochran4013
    @alexandercochran4013 2 роки тому +2

    49:25 Usually in the USA (from my anecdotal experience) people are called "Professor" if they have a doctorate or PHD in their respective field AND they are giving your lectures. Usually those people are not only instructors but also researchers at the school as well.

    • @iapetusmccool
      @iapetusmccool 2 роки тому +1

      When I was at university (UK), we called the people with a doctorate or PHD in their respective field and who were giving lectures were called "Doctors". To be a professor, you had to be a level above that.

  • @sohrabroozbahani4700
    @sohrabroozbahani4700 2 роки тому

    You and I will get along very well my good sir, we understand each other's concepts about the world around us...