One third of humanity's past in one video (plus a piss-take of unboxing videos)

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  • @JC_WT
    @JC_WT 7 років тому +786

    "B what if he has a nightmare?? He'll be... all alone..."
    Genuinely one of the most sweet and heart melting things I've ever heard lol

    • @casparvoncampenhausen5249
      @casparvoncampenhausen5249 4 роки тому +32

      I thought the exact same thing

    • @stuartmacdonald4443
      @stuartmacdonald4443 3 роки тому +25

      Look for the documentary Meet the Natives. I believe that is who he is referring to.

    • @g4fly4ever8
      @g4fly4ever8 3 роки тому +26

      And to think fully strong adult men say that makes it more sweet

    • @JesseP.Watson
      @JesseP.Watson 3 роки тому +24

      Remember reading a similar tale in Shantaram by Gregory David Roberts ( _epic_ book, well worth a look), he describes travelling into rural India and meeting a very similar reaction - the villagers he meets can't understand why he wants to sleep alone and so fear he'll get lonely and depressed.
      ...Always struck me as a telling truth that goes completely missed in our society... I have a suspicion, particularly over the past year's lock-down, that a great deal of people in our culture are suffering continually from the symptoms of quite extreme isolation and yet it is so normal today that it goes completely unrecognised ...with us instead giving those effects of long-term isolation names like 'Mental health problems', 'depression' etc.

    • @nanorider426
      @nanorider426 3 роки тому +2

      @@JesseP.Watson Very true.

  • @AnUtterSimpleton
    @AnUtterSimpleton 7 років тому +1517

    "If I may say so, strikingly handsome viewer."
    Oh stop it, you.

    • @thebonesaw..4634
      @thebonesaw..4634 6 років тому +41

      Hang on... I like where this is going.

    • @cityandsuburb
      @cityandsuburb 6 років тому +10

      Well you are Oberkommandant..... you are....!!

    • @IamINERT
      @IamINERT 5 років тому +21

      Me: ~looks behind me

    • @Grumpy_old_Boot
      @Grumpy_old_Boot 3 роки тому +4

      Sounds like the beginning of a video on PornHub!

    • @alfulton5946
      @alfulton5946 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

  • @slip____
    @slip____ 8 років тому +850

    Ah yes, the famous post-breakfast roman pastime, dying.

    • @mandolinic
      @mandolinic 4 роки тому +44

      And yet they all did it. How many ancient Romans do you know?

    • @dechezhaast
      @dechezhaast 4 роки тому +17

      @@mandolinic at least 3

    • @dogman9291
      @dogman9291 4 роки тому +16

      @@mandolinic Uh, does Metatron count?

    • @brodieclamp5090
      @brodieclamp5090 4 роки тому +5

      @@dechezhaast and did they die after breakfast?

    • @Dave5843-d9m
      @Dave5843-d9m 3 роки тому +5

      @@brodieclamp5090 presumably they had breakfast on the day they croaked.

  • @peterdavis1576
    @peterdavis1576 8 років тому +1450

    Never underestimate the entertainment potential watching a notably middle-aged man play inside a box.

    • @lekesssak
      @lekesssak 6 років тому +8

      LEL

    • @CraftQueenJr
      @CraftQueenJr 6 років тому +8

      Or you know, three middle and high schoolers.

    • @OldWB1
      @OldWB1 5 років тому +4

      Get a cat. He would love it.

    • @JS-kf9ee
      @JS-kf9ee 5 років тому +3

      He is awesome

    • @barneyclifton6402
      @barneyclifton6402 4 роки тому +2

      Middle aged? He's like 38.

  • @WillCall024
    @WillCall024 8 років тому +525

    I swear Lindy, I could listen to you talk about owl pellets for an hour and still be on the edge of my seat wanting to hear more.

    • @lindybeige
      @lindybeige  8 років тому +236

      Did you pick owl pellets as an example of something interesting or dull?

    • @WillCall024
      @WillCall024 8 років тому +158

      It depends, I haven't seen the video yet :D

    • @BenBomb5
      @BenBomb5 8 років тому +43

      I demand a video on owl pellets Lindy, I now need this in my life

    • @CarnalKid
      @CarnalKid 8 років тому +2

      He's OK, but he's no Matt Easton.

    • @WordBearer86
      @WordBearer86 8 років тому +4

      I second this

  • @Aleswall
    @Aleswall 5 років тому +524

    "I very much doubt the universe will explode; It's done that once already and that's quite enough for any universe."
    2 and a half years on, still my favourite quote from this channel. Love it.

    • @pitedapollo6175
      @pitedapollo6175 3 роки тому +2

      2021:oh yeah

    • @bickyboo7789
      @bickyboo7789 3 роки тому

      Too bad the big bang theory makes no fuckin sense.

    • @fernandoerbin6751
      @fernandoerbin6751 3 роки тому +5

      @@bickyboo7789 Of course it doesn't, if you're scientifically illiterate.

    • @irrelevantfish1978
      @irrelevantfish1978 Рік тому

      @@fernandoerbin6751 I dunno, man. Even if you can satisfactorily explain where all the antimatter went and why we're still accelerating (and last I heard, the first was the source of more head-scratching than theory-positing and the second has led the scientific community to the facepalm-worthy belief that the majority of the universe is a classic Russell's Teapot), the only attempt I've ever heard to explain where all this allegedly un-create-able and indestructible mass came from and why was it all squished together is the Closed Universe ... and that's been disproved.

  • @tomardans4258
    @tomardans4258 8 років тому +1972

    I understand a Japanese Futon, one made by a master, can cut right through a European bed like it was made of butter!

    • @lakshen47
      @lakshen47 8 років тому +177

      How much is a futon folded?

    • @tomardans4258
      @tomardans4258 8 років тому +222

      Well, if it's a master futon forger, thousands of times!

    • @tomardans4258
      @tomardans4258 8 років тому +204

      I saw a National Geographic documentary once while I was drunk, so I know all about it.

    • @beaconrider
      @beaconrider 8 років тому +153

      The only problem is that the futon loses it's edge so quickly. Mine went dull after it had killed only three beds, and I can't find anyone to sharpen it.

    • @tomardans4258
      @tomardans4258 8 років тому +78

      beaconrider you have to go to Japan. I'll give you a name.

  • @hamishwoodland7424
    @hamishwoodland7424 8 років тому +792

    Damn. I was hoping for a thirty second montage of Lloyd lying in beds in different historical period costumes. Still, beggars can't be choosers.

    • @HeartDigger9
      @HeartDigger9 8 років тому +2

      Hamish Woodland lol nice joke

    • @maninarush2112
      @maninarush2112 8 років тому +5

      Hamish Woodland and you don't look a gift horse in the mouth[when you're riding away in only your nightshirt]

    • @shaggyman5811
      @shaggyman5811 8 років тому

      Richard Joyce because everyone who is homeless has substance abuse problems? funny that someone can make such a benign comment on the intellectual side of youtube. I hate to see the lowest rungs of society further downtrodden. what did the Greek guy say about that? ha lol.

    • @shaggyman5811
      @shaggyman5811 8 років тому

      From your Google page I can see all you do is watch dragonball z videos and write crap like " gmos are population control " etc.
      So laugh it up lol, like the weirdo that you are.

    • @shaggyman5811
      @shaggyman5811 8 років тому

      Richard Joyce I've just looked at you're youtube channel and you've just lost any kind of credibility. you're not even worth trolling let alone debating with. what a epic lol. smh

  • @bilbo_gamers6417
    @bilbo_gamers6417 7 років тому +484

    "What if one of them... has a nightmare"
    This is the words of a giant big burly man.
    That's the most precious thing I've ever heard.

    • @Danquebec01
      @Danquebec01 6 років тому +23

      At this point, I thought, truly they’re the cutest people in the world. For this and for what they used to believe who the whites were (reference to the White Headhunter video).

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 6 років тому +8

      Megas Archon Alexandros Vlahos this isn’t the 16th century’s you can’t call of them that people get mad your supposed to call them natives or aboriginals

    • @blugaledoh2669
      @blugaledoh2669 6 років тому +3

      @Geoff Nattrass He never say their sleeping ways was bad.

    • @blugaledoh2669
      @blugaledoh2669 6 років тому +1

      @Geoff Nattrass ok

    • @MultiPhoenix06
      @MultiPhoenix06 5 років тому +1

      Reminds me of John Coffey from The Green Mile

  • @reasonitician
    @reasonitician 8 років тому +210

    I tried the secret code in Canada. A polar bear burst in to my house and ate my mother-in-law. So you were right that nothing bad would happen.

    • @charleswood4635
      @charleswood4635 8 років тому +10

      Darn global warming, hard on mother-in -laws-- Poor thing just wanted to sit under the AC I bet-

    • @helium-379
      @helium-379 8 років тому

      Polar bears don't live in Canada. Unless you have a zoo.

    • @dobste
      @dobste 8 років тому +11

      Hanging Noose
      Wrong! Polar bears live free in Canada!
      Cheers!

    • @SlyPearTree
      @SlyPearTree 8 років тому +10

      Hangin Noose
      Where do you think polar bears live, Antartica?

    • @dascorncakes1151
      @dascorncakes1151 8 років тому +1

      Actually polar bears aren't native to Canada, but are extremely common due to the ice-caps melting, and polar bears getting cought on floating ice, thus floating over to northen nunavut, which is practically just a bunch of small icecaps that people choose to live on for some reason idk why.

  • @kyrusmama2398
    @kyrusmama2398 6 років тому +125

    "(mattress) essentially a big bag of canvassy material that was stuffed. With what? Well it depended on how rich you were, of course. with poor people." - Lindybeige 2017

    • @myparceltape1169
      @myparceltape1169 3 роки тому +6

      Young couples make sure of good stuffing in my experience.
      As he said, the materials are not important.

  • @HipposHateWater
    @HipposHateWater 3 роки тому +77

    I love how at absolutely no point does he actually show the bed, nor describe how it feels to lay on.

  • @Locedamius
    @Locedamius 8 років тому +396

    "We don't recieve guests in our bedroom today"
    You seem to have the wrong kind of guests ;)

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 5 років тому +8

      I would like, but you already have 69.

    • @Ramsez
      @Ramsez 5 років тому +3

      Was thinking the same thing.

    • @HumphreyHorsehead
      @HumphreyHorsehead 4 роки тому +5

      My guests tend to receive me

  • @plot6520
    @plot6520 8 років тому +207

    Great mattresses plus, I'm calling it, that's what he'll advertise.

    • @plot6520
      @plot6520 8 років тому +20

      I FUCKING CALLED IT

    • @chrisharrison763
      @chrisharrison763 6 років тому +24

      More about them later.

    • @OldWB1
      @OldWB1 5 років тому +12

      I'm a little disappointed we didn't get to see the mattress expand.

  • @nastrael
    @nastrael 8 років тому +323

    "But, what if he had a nightmare!?!"
    Dammit Lindy, I didn't come here for feels. :'(

    • @tyanellewin3416
      @tyanellewin3416 5 років тому +19

      With the fucked up dreams i have i would see why being alone is a problem...

    • @danial469
      @danial469 5 років тому +4

      @@tyanellewin3416 nothing compared to mine

  • @AlvinLemon
    @AlvinLemon 8 років тому +117

    "Obviously they weren't made out of two part epoxy resin putty" I almost died at that part

    • @derekjinks5640
      @derekjinks5640 8 років тому +3

      Allen Hermida that stuff is really good, really versatile. i first used it about 30 years ago, in my hobbies.
      sorry but i also have to freely endorse Miliput.
      peace

    • @Nikarus2370
      @Nikarus2370 8 років тому

      It is pretty handy to keep a tube of around the house.

  • @thetravelinghermit
    @thetravelinghermit 8 років тому +216

    I'm nearly certain Lindybeige is exactly who Douglas Adams was thinking of when he created Arthur Dent

    • @goreil2489
      @goreil2489 5 років тому +7

      thetravelinghermit kinda split between him and Bertie Worcester myself. Good comment

    • @NorrisHistoryCorner
      @NorrisHistoryCorner 4 роки тому +4

      @@goreil2489 with a touch of John Cleese

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply 4 роки тому +5

      I've seen him miss the ground at least once.

    • @ChemoshKamos
      @ChemoshKamos 3 роки тому

      I see it!!

    • @richardzrogers
      @richardzrogers 3 роки тому +1

      Yes, you, Dent Arthur Dent

  • @Blitz-0012
    @Blitz-0012 6 років тому +63

    Romans: "Oh my! X'o'clock! I'm late for my death" *rushes out of room trying to put on his Roman Pyjamas*

  • @hobbyistcontrarian4389
    @hobbyistcontrarian4389 8 років тому +1915

    Is it me, or does Lindy's beard appear more beardy today?

  • @PostalOfficeParcel
    @PostalOfficeParcel 8 років тому +100

    I don't know how the fuck Lindy did it. But he made learning the history of sleep and beds interesting.

    • @piotrdomagalski5096
      @piotrdomagalski5096 8 років тому +11

      ZePost Yup. Now Imagine your average history teacher try to do this.

  • @maverickmeteor
    @maverickmeteor 3 роки тому +41

    Every time I learn about people's lives in the old days I understand how much my life doesn't suck.

    • @stickychocolate8155
      @stickychocolate8155 3 роки тому +1

      It could be argued that majority of people today live better than many Lords and rulers of the past did.

  • @TheAgamemnon911
    @TheAgamemnon911 8 років тому +425

    I have watched this from my bed and that's all that matress.

    • @squish162
      @squish162 5 років тому +11

      Agamemnon im late but i really like this so good work

    • @dELTA13579111315
      @dELTA13579111315 4 роки тому +14

      We can finally put the debate about the most perfectly executed pun to rest.

    • @That_One_Kobold
      @That_One_Kobold 4 роки тому +5

      I was about to say you missed a perfect pun but then I read it again.

    • @Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith
      @Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith 3 роки тому +2

      I'm not so sure about this, perhaps I shall have to sleep on it.

    • @suzz1776
      @suzz1776 2 роки тому

      Lol. Good one 😀

  • @Twistednc
    @Twistednc 8 років тому +118

    I can say whole heartedly that this the only channel that can make me learn AND LAUGH about beds for thirty minutes.

  • @catoticneutral
    @catoticneutral 3 роки тому +13

    I've been quarantined for over a year and haven't seen my friends in a long time, and now I'm learning that cuddling with the homies used to be common and normal. I am so tired of this time period.

  • @alexcarson3921
    @alexcarson3921 8 років тому +89

    Fell asleep at about the twenty minute mark
    so I slept through a third of the video

    • @lindybeige
      @lindybeige  8 років тому +44

      The correct fraction.

    • @alexcarson3921
      @alexcarson3921 8 років тому

      :D

    • @rileyboulay361
      @rileyboulay361 8 років тому +2

      Lindybeige I'm actually in bed right now.
      What is this madness.

    • @chemp231
      @chemp231 8 років тому

      i fell asleep around twenty minutes too

    • @pickledferret3947
      @pickledferret3947 8 років тому

      it`s intreasting because in the states we usally don`t see mattereses in boxes.

  • @tabularasa0606
    @tabularasa0606 8 років тому +313

    Beds can be made easily with 3 wooden planks and 3 blocks of wool.

  • @DudeWatIsThis
    @DudeWatIsThis 3 роки тому +30

    Pea pods for beds?
    That makes INFINITE sense. There's a story in my country about a princess who was "so refined that she could notice a single pea inside her mattress". So this is why. Shit man, this just blew my mind.

    • @12many4you
      @12many4you 3 роки тому +4

      What country does not have that story?

    • @DudeWatIsThis
      @DudeWatIsThis 3 роки тому +7

      @@12many4you Well excuuuuuuse me, princess.

    • @Portrial
      @Portrial 3 роки тому +1

      May i ask the reference you were refering. The pea pods for beds?

    • @DudeWatIsThis
      @DudeWatIsThis 3 роки тому +6

      @@Portrial Yes, they made mattresses out of pea pods. But in the story I heard as a kid, it was just a mattress, and she would tell when there was a pea inside of it.
      And why would there ever by a pea inside a mattress? Isn't that completely random? Well, seems like it isn't.

    • @MadameSomnambule
      @MadameSomnambule Рік тому +1

      Ah, the princess and the pea

  • @arterialblue4535
    @arterialblue4535 8 років тому +305

    Lindybeige, could you talk about food and cooking during the medieval to Victorian times both in war, inns and home?

    • @thatellipsisguy8984
      @thatellipsisguy8984 8 років тому +14

      Madison Ulmer I've always been fascinated by the idea of the trencher - is it bread? Is it a plate? It's a plate made from bread!

    • @arterialblue4535
      @arterialblue4535 8 років тому +11

      Interesting, I looked it up and it looks like it was originally a round, presumably flat bread that served as a plate during medieval times. Later instead of bread it was a carved tray for the food, or perhaps if you used a metal plate, hot food would quickly heat the plate making it too hot to touch so the Trencher protected you from burns. From the looks of it, I'd call it the ancient ancestor of the cafeteria tray.

    • @fangk.7367
      @fangk.7367 7 років тому +14

      Madison Ulmer
      Jas Townsend makes some 18th Century cooking videos if you'd be interested in that.

    • @jessicascoullar3737
      @jessicascoullar3737 7 років тому +7

      Would be interesting to know how inn fare varied over time.

    • @xthexadvantagex
      @xthexadvantagex 6 років тому +7

      I’d be interested in hygiene practices

  • @bennylofgren3208
    @bennylofgren3208 8 років тому +175

    This is the unboxing video to end all unboxing videos.

  • @jamesharding3459
    @jamesharding3459 3 роки тому +19

    Anyone who's ever had to fit 4 guys in a 2-person tent because someone forgot the other tent will very much appreciate having their own bed!

  • @Josh_Fredman
    @Josh_Fredman 8 років тому +41

    The fact that solitude and privacy were so much rarer in the past really helps put into perspective the aspersions that societies used to cast on introverted people. I for one am damn thankful to be able to sleep in my own room in my own bed, and (not counting past girlfriends or childhood sleepovers) have never enjoyed having to sleep in the same room as other people. If sleeping in groups were the norm, I could see how others would be tempted to brand me a miscreant!

    • @ManDuderGuy
      @ManDuderGuy 8 років тому +25

      Josh Fredman I swear all the noise and movement and snoring would be the death of me. Fuck that noise, I'm glad to retire to privacy and solitude when I can.
      I'd bet lack of privacy also keeps you in more of a "herd-animal" mindset, easily bent to the will of the tribe/superego, less of a homo sapiens, more of a beast.
      Introverts unite!!!
      p.s.....forget that uniting part actually :P

    • @Josh_Fredman
      @Josh_Fredman 8 років тому +2

      Agreed.

    • @shaggyman5811
      @shaggyman5811 8 років тому +1

      Josh Fredman woe betide anyone who snored in my vicinity lol.

  • @kevinoneal9779
    @kevinoneal9779 8 років тому +158

    08:30 For a second there, I thought you were talking about stuffing a mattress with poor people.

  • @seavee2000
    @seavee2000 4 роки тому +25

    "What a guy...what a git" Englishman speaking of a frog. Priceless.

  • @charvolant
    @charvolant 8 років тому +57

    As someone who lived in Ware as a kid, yes. Yes, we did have fun with the name. Still do.

    • @kai7692
      @kai7692 8 років тому +16

      As someone that still lives in ware, can confirm joke is still alive and well :P

    • @charvolant
      @charvolant 8 років тому +6

      Kewl. I lived there in the early 70s and now live in Australia, so it's nice to know that the old traditions are still alive.

    • @zechymahler
      @zechymahler 8 років тому +11

      Doug Palmer there's a Ware in Massachusetts, too. The jokes were going just as strong there last time I heard.

    • @anniebot_45-73
      @anniebot_45-73 7 років тому +9

      where?

    • @Tombombadillo999
      @Tombombadillo999 6 років тому +2

      Doug Palmer lmao

  • @jfh667
    @jfh667 8 років тому +64

    You HAVE too make a video on how to make that cardboard armor. Please. Most amazing armor ever.

    • @lindybeige
      @lindybeige  8 років тому +46

      Really? I was making it up as I went, and it took me about half an hour.

    • @Orgyilkos
      @Orgyilkos 8 років тому +18

      If I recall correctly, cardboard armor played an important role in the daily lives of the early 12th century samurai. They made it using "warfare-origami".

    • @pinkieandthebrain8159
      @pinkieandthebrain8159 8 років тому

      You should design a whole new set of cardboard armour based off your favourite set of historical armour that would be cool

    • @Dantick09
      @Dantick09 7 років тому +1

      Jf H I know what I am doing for Halloween now, Lindy Beige cardboard armor

  • @DushevnaSepsa
    @DushevnaSepsa 5 років тому +72

    My grandma used leaves of corn, her bed was like 1m tall, and when you lay down it goes shhuuushhhh, each time you move it shushes

  • @fenlandghost993
    @fenlandghost993 8 років тому +52

    OK. So for those people who really care. /nerd on. As a packaging designer just by looking at this outer which Lloyd so kindly demonstrated (note the Richard E Grant impersonation) This is commonly known as an 0201 printer slotter double wall corrugated fibreboard case. By the looks of it is BC double wall, one colour flexo printed on a semi chem bleached liner (uncoated as I couldn't detect a sheen) with a part kraft inner liner (not a full kraft skim as this would be darker). Considerring the weight of the contents I would recommend 200gsm liners (or there abouts). Thank you. /nerd off

    • @Mikkael365
      @Mikkael365 8 років тому +3

      Fenland Ghost
      Fibreboard? Just called it cardboard or is it just semantics once UPS gets it.

    • @fenlandghost993
      @fenlandghost993 8 років тому +14

      Its an industry term to make it sound posh and expensive. Yes, its cardboard.

    • @CraftQueenJr
      @CraftQueenJr 6 років тому +4

      This is amazing, though I must ask weather you had to look up any of this, or if you just knew it.

    • @sarasmr4278
      @sarasmr4278 5 років тому +1

      Bless

    • @DavidSmith-vr1nb
      @DavidSmith-vr1nb 5 років тому +2

      @@CraftQueenJr I would guess s/he knew most of it as the first statement after /nerd on begins "As a packaging designer..."

  • @kevinoneal9779
    @kevinoneal9779 8 років тому +40

    A List of Possible Sponsors
    •Fencing Masks
    •Recording Equipment
    •Epoxy Resin
    •Wargames Illustrated
    •Lancaster Milk
    The Winner- ☆*Casper Mattresses*!☆
    Congratulations!

    • @MrVadymMykh
      @MrVadymMykh 8 років тому +1

      And a milk company

    • @andrewescocia2707
      @andrewescocia2707 8 років тому

      i think he was fishing for some freebees from the other guys tho :)

  • @lefoxmethodstudiouk
    @lefoxmethodstudiouk 6 років тому +26

    God I sprayed my coffee out with laughter “but, but, what if I have a nightmare??”
    Absolute genius!

  • @vallgron
    @vallgron 8 років тому +226

    I spend way more then 1/3 of my time in bed

    • @STriderFIN77
      @STriderFIN77 8 років тому +27

      i do also, but i dont lie

    • @TheDaxxC
      @TheDaxxC 8 років тому +12

      Ah, the long lost art of sleeping standing up!

    • @John_14v6
      @John_14v6 8 років тому +8

      Lier.

  • @lancerd4934
    @lancerd4934 8 років тому +23

    I wish Lindy sourced more stuff - I really want to watch that Solomon Islander documentary now

  • @misseli1
    @misseli1 6 років тому +12

    "But what if one of us has a nightmare?" my heart is touched

  • @velikiradojica
    @velikiradojica 8 років тому +76

    The camera focus is all over the place, Lloyd!

    • @lindybeige
      @lindybeige  8 років тому +54

      Trouble was, the cameraman was also the presenter.

    • @velikiradojica
      @velikiradojica 8 років тому +36

      Sack the cameraman :P

    • @johan.ohgren
      @johan.ohgren 8 років тому +16

      Lindybeige employment cuts, eh?

    • @dj1NM3
      @dj1NM3 8 років тому +8

      Set the camera focus to manual and use the box as an ersatz presenter to set focus on.
      There's always at least one more use. 😉

    • @bennylofgren3208
      @bennylofgren3208 8 років тому +3

      Johan Öhgren well he did cut the box down, so maybe he cut the cameraman as well...

  • @Erkynar
    @Erkynar 8 років тому +51

    Thanks! Great stuff. I completely missed any product placement, though. Good luck with the remaining 2/3 of history.
    Now you must excuse me, I have a sudden craving for Lanchester Dairy milk. And some wargames.

  • @onuedy
    @onuedy 7 років тому +52

    how can you not love lindy? he made an half a hour video just to sell a mattres with propper editing and change of costume and everything :))

  • @HanFyren
    @HanFyren 8 років тому +86

    I bet you feel pretty silly for ordering a metal armour, now that you have seen what cardboard has to offer...

    • @CraftQueenJr
      @CraftQueenJr 4 роки тому

      There is other UA-cam footage of Lindy running around in cardboard armour. He k own.

    • @Packless1
      @Packless1 3 роки тому

      ...in fact the chinese had very effective and sophisticated paper-armor...!
      ...rather sturdy and far lighter than bronze-armor...!

  • @NewDawnReaper
    @NewDawnReaper 5 років тому +7

    Hey lindy, my grandfather told me that in north greece where he lives, he used to sleep in a matress stuffed with corn leafes. They where in great use back in the Day so for pour families you stuff it with what you have really

  • @SamFreelancePolice
    @SamFreelancePolice 7 років тому +11

    when you can make a 30min video about beds interesting, you know you're a goddamn great channel!

  • @robynn144
    @robynn144 7 років тому +25

    A Four-poster BED (mentioned 10:50) is called "HIMMELSENG" IN DANISH (I'M Danish). Litterally meaning "heaven bed" or "heavenly bed"! 😃😃
    Thanks for Another great video form "Lindy Beige". 😁😎

    • @edopronk1303
      @edopronk1303 4 роки тому +4

      The same for Dutch; hemelbed

    • @germansnowman
      @germansnowman 3 роки тому +4

      @@edopronk1303 And in German, Himmelbett. The “heaven” or, more correctly, sky (both words are “Himmel” in German), refers to the top of the covering. The term “Himmel” is still used with the same meaning for the soft interior roof cover in cars.

  • @rollespil1000
    @rollespil1000 8 років тому +52

    There are some special rules that apply when alcohol is involved. If you and your buddies are really boozed up, sleeping next to each other in a weird place is quite acceptable.

    • @TheOneLichemperor
      @TheOneLichemperor 8 років тому +6

      Only acceptable for you and your friends. Most other folk wont be too impressed.

    • @mcpartridgeboy
      @mcpartridgeboy 8 років тому +1

      ive shared a bed with my friends before sober no problem ! several times, ! its only wierd people that have a problem with it.

    • @TheOneLichemperor
      @TheOneLichemperor 8 років тому +4

      I understood 'weird places' in this context to usually be places other than a bedroom/ couch etc.
      Church graveyards, for example or other places not typically associated with sleeping.

    • @TheOneLichemperor
      @TheOneLichemperor 7 років тому +6

      Ignorant tosser.

    • @archbishopmactasty76
      @archbishopmactasty76 7 років тому

      Pozdrav Kuja How are they bundles of sticks?

  • @DackJaniels51111
    @DackJaniels51111 4 роки тому +4

    “What if they have a nightmare?”
    I felt that question.
    Something so lovely and human about that question.

  • @PorkSwordFTW
    @PorkSwordFTW 8 років тому +10

    Cat Lidybeige,
    Enjoying the box more then what is inside.

  • @nuclearfrog306
    @nuclearfrog306 8 років тому +6

    "Oh, is it time to die?"
    I love how nonchalant he is about death and other morbid things.

  • @zappawench6048
    @zappawench6048 5 років тому +5

    We used to split sleep into two parts. People who woke up in the small hours would gather around the fire and speak about the dreams or nightmares they had had. Then they would settle down to sleep until daybreak.

  • @BenniBodinJagell
    @BenniBodinJagell 8 років тому +42

    Now I know the history of beds is interesting. Who would have thought that?

  • @grahamrich9956
    @grahamrich9956 8 років тому +44

    17:36 Conduct "business" you say?

  • @laurynasdvareckas7654
    @laurynasdvareckas7654 Місяць тому +1

    7 years later this is still funny :D Very interesting history on beds and sleeping. Thank You

  • @victoriatube159
    @victoriatube159 6 років тому +36

    I'll say that when me and my boyfriend started sleeping in the same bed I became significantly more pleased with my life

  • @fenhen
    @fenhen 4 роки тому +15

    I don’t spend 1/3 of my life lying in bed!
    When I lie, I do it to the persons face.

  • @themomoleflore
    @themomoleflore 3 роки тому +1

    I think this is my favorite video ever!! I love the ending. I admit to being nothing but a big kid at heart and playing in big boxes when I get them

  • @CaptWesStarwind
    @CaptWesStarwind 3 роки тому +8

    Well now, that is officially the greatest unboxing video ever made. UA-camrs, take note of how it's done.

  • @Panzersoldat
    @Panzersoldat 8 років тому +20

    Haha, love the product placements! Soooo subtle ;)

  • @russwoodward8251
    @russwoodward8251 5 років тому +3

    The best promo video online ever. Thank you Lindy Beige.

  • @couchpotatoe91
    @couchpotatoe91 8 років тому +364

    Asking the important questions here: How are you having sex when you're sleeping in a room full of other people? Did they have an extra room for that or did they just not mind everybody hearing and potentially looking?

    • @Implond
      @Implond 8 років тому +113

      M. Vipsanius Agrippa given that there's (possibly apocryphal, I don't know) stories of there being witnesses to the marital bed on a wedding night to ensure the marriage was legally consummated, my guess is that people weren't so scared of people hearing.

    • @couchpotatoe91
      @couchpotatoe91 8 років тому +54

      I dunno, that story always seemed to me a bit like this "prima nocte"
      myth. Like why would anybody have to watch it? If there's an objection/
      divorce later on you can still control the woman's maidenhead.
      Then again wasn't the church in medieval ages very fond of taking away the fun from sex? Perhaps having the parents watching mandatorily alligns with that plan :p...

    • @Fredrikschou
      @Fredrikschou 8 років тому +48

      M. Vipsanius Agrippa a very good point. likely, People had sex everywhere but the bed: outdoors, in the hayloft, against a lamppost. and they probably had les sex all round

    • @adam-k
      @adam-k 8 років тому +82

      If you wanted privacy you used a blanket. But seriously suddenly the church obsession with missionary position only makes a whole lot more sense. Just imagine being in a dormitory of a monastery and go full Kama Sutra

    • @musicguy8473
      @musicguy8473 8 років тому +9

      With the privacy issue in marriages and procreation is something I've always wondered about with Indian families when I was over there. Particularly in the lower class areas were a entire house is smaller than a western bedroom. Or middle class areas when you have one group of people sleeping on the floor in one room, and the married couple sleeping in a room behind a cotton sheet that doesn't even reach to the floor. (That said there is a lot of variation across the different areas of India I've visited in terms of housing and family dynamics so probally not much of a simple answer anywhere.)

  • @natesalzwedel8996
    @natesalzwedel8996 5 років тому +6

    Paused at 26:15 to answer your question..... YES!
    Also, this entire video was highly entertaining (and informative) to me, so thank you for that.

  • @StrikaAmaru
    @StrikaAmaru 6 років тому

    8:45 I'm really amazed by the use of pea pods, not because of the noise, but because they even had intact pods in the first place. My grandparents were sufficiently medieval to still make all their food, and the process of removing peas from the pod turned the pods into chaff - they'd gather the pea plants from the field, let them dry properly, then hit them a whole lot with a specialized tool (a 7-foot stick, with another 3-foot stick tied to it). It was FUN!

  • @Talon323
    @Talon323 8 років тому +84

    or, you could sleep in that box!

    • @namewarvergeben
      @namewarvergeben 8 років тому +26

      It's the ultimate room-in-a-room type of bed!

    • @Biczeschlappe
      @Biczeschlappe 8 років тому +5

      Am I livin in a box? *(Box Box)* Am I livin in a card-board box? *(box)*

  • @benp4736
    @benp4736 4 роки тому +4

    I'm convinced this is the best channel on UA-cam.

  • @dingus4138
    @dingus4138 8 років тому

    I love how much you care about your viewers impression of the any paid advertisements and making sure it is relevant and entertaining. It is one of the many things that puts you above the rest. Keep it up!

  • @lyinarbaeldeth2456
    @lyinarbaeldeth2456 8 років тому +93

    Lindy has sold out to Big Epoxy! O the everlasting shame of it all.

  • @MadTwatter
    @MadTwatter 8 років тому +14

    *Noticeably better camera + sound.*
    Nice one boss.

  • @katjaanjuli
    @katjaanjuli 4 роки тому +2

    LMAO, the production complexity of the ad portion of this video is insane! My favorite scene was Sharp Dressed Lindy looking appalled in the mattress store!

  • @MrSamulai
    @MrSamulai 8 років тому +21

    Rather ironically, I'm not sleeping currently because of this video.

    • @QALibrary
      @QALibrary 8 років тому +1

      MrSamulai I am in some one else bed watching this video!!!!

  • @torneko6652
    @torneko6652 8 років тому +14

    20:19 Is that were we get the term "Deathbed" ?

    • @vincentheino9833
      @vincentheino9833 8 років тому +10

      Torneko No, a deathbed is the bed you die on (for example when you're sick or something)

  • @MyBoomStick1
    @MyBoomStick1 5 років тому +5

    This kind of video is why I love Lindybeige

  • @filip3220
    @filip3220 7 років тому +44

    117 People used moist pee pods for their mattress' and had a bad time...

    • @AliciaB.
      @AliciaB. 5 років тому +8

      you meant "peA pods" right ? XD I wouldn't like to sleep on moist pee...

    • @NorrisHistoryCorner
      @NorrisHistoryCorner 5 років тому +3

      Maybe that's the problem, they used pods of pee which burst and well... yeah

  • @garrettreily1033
    @garrettreily1033 5 років тому +4

    I live next to a town called Between. That too is a fun town to say things like, “I’m in Between.”

  • @jonmichael6746
    @jonmichael6746 8 років тому

    That was the best study on the history of bedding/Unboxing of bedding that I have ever heard... also the first. Congrats Lindy you knocked it out of the park again.

  • @Morgannin
    @Morgannin 8 років тому +27

    It's very hard to fit product placement of a peculiar product into a routine video. So when in doubt, make it random and cheeky as hell.

    • @Morgannin
      @Morgannin 8 років тому +7

      In other news, Casper mattresses sound very tempting. Reviews look promising, and the prices aren't half of what Tempurpedic charges for their glorified foam slabs.

  • @apodis4900
    @apodis4900 8 років тому +74

    Didn't people in medieval times get up during the night for a few hours? I seem to think it had a specific name but can't remember. Or it could be my overactive imagination. 😮

    • @apodis4900
      @apodis4900 8 років тому +8

      Dirty dan - I found this, but it doesn't seem to give a specific name for the awake period like I remember. - www.medievalists.net/2016/01/how-did-people-sleep-in-the-middle-ages/

    • @2adamast
      @2adamast 8 років тому +26

      Interesting, i wake up every night for an hour, now I know I am just medieval.

    • @decoytortoise3211
      @decoytortoise3211 8 років тому +12

      Monks would get up at midnight for first prayer. They would usually go to sleep around 7 or 8 depending on the season.

    • @Nikarus2370
      @Nikarus2370 8 років тому +22

      Depends on culture. IIRC some mediterranian cities would basically be ghost towns at noon (everyone is inside sleeping and hiding from the heat), and then at night would go out to go about their normal business.
      Hotter parts of the Americas also do it, and I do believe it happens in the middle east also.
      I mean, why be outside trying to work in weather that can literally kill you, when you can hide inside in the shade, take a nap, and get up when the sun isn't quite so harsh, and go about your business.
      Yeah it'll get dark, but if you're outside and doing things as night comes along, you'd be amazed at how good your night vision is.

    • @MatthewsPersonal
      @MatthewsPersonal 8 років тому +6

      midnight first sleep second sleep are some terms associated with it

  • @MidnightSt
    @MidnightSt 3 роки тому +1

    we love your random because it's rarely really random, it's usually just an extra extra layer of extra info which is awesome.

  • @jellyman1735
    @jellyman1735 8 років тому +20

    The Fencing Helmet was the product placement... I though it was odd he wore that just to talk about sleeping.

    • @jellyman1735
      @jellyman1735 8 років тому +2

      also the epoxy.

    • @jellyman1735
      @jellyman1735 8 років тому +2

      Also the Comic book and milk.

    • @ARR0WMANC3R
      @ARR0WMANC3R 8 років тому +10

      Not the mattress he unboxes at the end though.

    • @sammycw2000
      @sammycw2000 8 років тому

      Jelly Man And the putty

  • @musicguy8473
    @musicguy8473 8 років тому +10

    Definitely one of the better unboxing videos on youtube. :-) Though the only one I would compare to this one in my personal interest levels technically wasn't in a box so guess you win Lindybeige.
    Also I am inclined to agree with you that it would be cuter with kids, but still rather amusing all the same :-P
    Lastly I may have possibly woken the family next door laughing at the unboxing. If they complain I'll show them the video and then I'm sure they would understand. ;-)

    • @CraftQueenJr
      @CraftQueenJr 6 років тому

      Music Guy what is the other one.

  • @mostdreadedterror7084
    @mostdreadedterror7084 5 років тому +1

    Wonderful. 1) Given the choice I'd sleep on rushes. 2) in 1964 in some hotels in Spain I'd occasionally have another man slip quietly into bed with me quite late and not stir until the pre-dawn dark, then slip away. 3) In 1974 I bought an old used inner spring mattress. I still use it, since I have never found an equally soft and comfortable mattress in a show room nor in any hotel (and the hotels I now go to are farther up the food chain than the ones of my roving youth.) A week of travel is about my max now, since I sleep so poorly on the slabs they offer. I wish I could request a pile of fresh rushes.

  • @akpranks108
    @akpranks108 8 років тому +37

    Can you do a video on how people shaved in the Middle Ages? Its something that's interested me for a long time. Thanks.

    • @JudgeDeadMJ
      @JudgeDeadMJ 8 років тому +7

      Probably with a blade of some sort.

    • @JohnyG29
      @JohnyG29 6 років тому

      Pumice stone.

    • @merguetroidrittzlesnat2287
      @merguetroidrittzlesnat2287 6 років тому

      One would just crawl up, face first, to a roaring fire, then wait for the desired final length. One can also keep the eyes closed for safety, and wait til the stench of burning hair dissipates. Ta dah! Shave is over.

  • @Scoobydcs
    @Scoobydcs 8 років тому +38

    I fucking hate my matress and will be buying a new 1 next week, any recommendations?

    • @AndreaRoll
      @AndreaRoll 8 років тому +26

      take advantage of modernity and make one with milliput

    • @seaotter52
      @seaotter52 8 років тому +2

      eatthisvr6
      Look at one that has a return policy. If you try it out in the store your body won't behave as it will at sleep and you might get one that doesn't work for you. I saved up and got a nice memory foam type. A little on the soft side. Wife and I still like it more than a decade later

    • @ALEXANDER1318
      @ALEXANDER1318 8 років тому +1

      Go to IKEA. They give lifelong guarantees on their matrasses. And you don't even have to assemble them yourself!

    • @StoutProper
      @StoutProper 8 років тому

      eatthisvr6 something firm

    • @StoutProper
      @StoutProper 8 років тому

      ALEXANDER1318 you need an idea bed for an ikea mattress and average lifespan of a mattress is about ten years

  • @hugehappygrin
    @hugehappygrin 7 років тому +2

    I really like your response to "shockingly fair!" I had a really good laugh about it.

  • @enoughofyourkoicarp
    @enoughofyourkoicarp 8 років тому +22

    Where are Ware's wearing wares?
    In the warehouse. (I'm sorry!)

  • @claudedornier9858
    @claudedornier9858 7 років тому

    One of your most entertaining videos, in many respects history, humour, satire, role play, and superbly entertaining. Many thanks Lloyd.

  • @ThePareidolian
    @ThePareidolian 8 років тому +5

    I could be wrong, but I think you focused more than intended on the "box" part of unboxing. They may have specifically wanted the video of the bed unfurling itself (probably more suited for time-lapse, but potentially fun).

    • @lindybeige
      @lindybeige  8 років тому +16

      Really? But the contract said 'unboxing video.'

  • @caracaes
    @caracaes 7 років тому +6

    You said Mattress? Quickly everybody, step on this tea chest!!
    "And did those feet, in ancient time..."

  • @Krazymarmo
    @Krazymarmo 9 місяців тому +1

    Every year or so, since I watched this, I come back and watch the advert. Just the advert. I have no idea what happens in this video... but I know we can use a mattress box as a geostationary satellite. Love old school lindy. God bless his soul.

    • @robin1987100
      @robin1987100 6 місяців тому

      It wouldn't be the same without the bit about the sponsor/ad

  • @kyleno4mk27
    @kyleno4mk27 8 років тому +4

    This whole thing was hilarious! Thank you!

  • @leemcgann6470
    @leemcgann6470 5 років тому +11

    “Milk from Real Cows” as opposed to milk from fake cows!🤣

    • @davidweihe6052
      @davidweihe6052 3 роки тому

      Like almonds. Do not laugh, it is horrifyingly true, although there are lawsuits to prevent that.

  • @Tomartyr
    @Tomartyr 7 років тому +2

    Over time I have realised that this is my favourite LindyBeige video, Casper really got their mattress's worth.

  • @brianartillery
    @brianartillery 7 років тому +28

    The only Greek bed I can think of is the iron one owned by Procrustes. I'll sleep on the floor, if you don't mind, guv.

  • @METALGEARMATRIX
    @METALGEARMATRIX 8 років тому +6

    Lindy you have a good cardboard box there, use it to sneak into a heavily fortified military installation and destroy METAL GEAR!

  • @germansnowman
    @germansnowman 3 роки тому

    Bedding due to its expense used to be a traditional item for a woman’s dowry, at least in parts of Germany. Also, the “sit-up bed” was quite a common sight on a museum tour I went on in Amsterdam. I saw some in ships (makes sense due to space restrictions) but also a very representative one in Rembrandt’s home.

  • @mitchrils
    @mitchrils 8 років тому +5

    Oh my goodness. He's back.

  • @pieceofschmidtgames6389
    @pieceofschmidtgames6389 5 років тому +12

    "Oh, is it time to die?"