Con Air Review
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- Опубліковано 18 лип 2021
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One of the so-called "holy trinity" of Nicolas Cage action flicks, Con Air is the story of a maximum security prison airplane being hijacked, and our con with a heart of gold, Nicolas Cage, doing everything in his power to make sure the good guys win and the bad guys EXPLODE! Preferably after he's already off the plane, and a safe distance away.
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Props to Nicholas cage in this movie, for getting the worst defense lawyer possibly ever.
Yeah this was such a blatant clear cut case of self defense.
No way he’d have gotten YEARS in prison for it.
Goes along with having a crappy financial advisor.
@@michaelsinger4638 “well who do we believe, the decorated war veteran or the drunk hooligan?” Also I think like 30 people must have witnessed the earlier altercation, including Poe’s wife. Christ his lawyer must have been the Defence version of Winston Payne from Ace Attorney.
Most public defender's just tell you to get a plea deal. It gets your case of their docket faster.
@@fleebogazeezig6642 i was going to say that i think it was lionel hutz (the NO, MONEY DOWN! lawyer from the simpsons) but honestly i feel like even him or the mutant chicken lawyer would have easily got poe off. hell. tfs goku would probably make a better case than what he got and he'd literally think a rebuttal was food.
Best "Summer of" opening ever!
Couldn’t agree with you more LOL
I have come up with this idea that Buscemi's character Rockhound from Armageddon is simply Garland Green having left behind his psychotic ways...... at least until he's on the asteroid.
Oh please it all started when he brought that mummy back to life to kill his best friend's sister
00:08, RIP, Richard Donner. He directed this episode of The Twilight Zone, Nightmare At 20,000 Feet.
I still argue that this is the most underrated channel on UA-cam.
It is.
Yep deserves so many more subs and recognition
Nah, I love Decker to death but Nyx is way more underrated imo.
At least Decker broke 100k. Nyx gets shafted due to... reasons.
@@ZigealFaust who’s nyx
*checks stats* yep seems to check out
00:39, this movie is Die Hard on a plane. We are introduced to the main character, whom had suffered a great loss in his life, on his way to his family, but must fight off a psychopathic criminal mastermind and his violent hijacking. Saw this on VHS Christmas Day 1997, and it blew me away!
Die Hard on a Plane! (Passenger 57)
Die Hard on another Plane! (Executive Decision)
Die Hard on the President's Plane! (Air Force One)
Die Hard on a Plane with Snakes! (Snakes on a Plane)
Die Hard on a Boat! (Speed 2)
Die Hard on another Boat! (Under Siege)
Die Hard on a Bus! (Speed)
Die Hard on a Train! (Under Siege 2)
Die Hard in the White House! (Olympus has Fallen)
Die Hard in the White House 2! (White House Down)
Die Hard in a Tunnel! (Daylight)
Die Hard on a Mountain! (Cliffhanger)
Die Hard in a Rink! (Hard Target)
And Die Hard but Awful! (It's a Good Day to Die Hard)
@@sebastianemond5313 Die Hard in space (The Fifth Element, when the Mangalores strike back)
Die Hard in space if you see it from the point of view of the monster (Alien)
@@DeepEye1994 Die Hard in a Private School! (Toy Soldiers)
Die Hard on Alcatraz! (The Rock)
Die Hard on Liam Neeson's plane! (Non-Stop)
Die Hard on Whitewater Rapids! (The River Wild)
Die Hard in a Mall! (Paul Blart: Mall Cop)
Die Hard in a Space Prison! (Lockout)
Oh Nicolas Cage your unorthodox acting style is something to truly behold.
He really should do Shakespeare.
It really would be a great laugh
@@rickyj5547 Imagine if he played as Hamlet or Macbeth. After Hamlet decides to fake insanity, and after Macbeth slays Duncan, he won't even have to try to make his sanity slippage believable.
I can see Decker hanging out on airplane wings to get the body count started.
* see Decker on wing * welp time for the body count to raise.
"DEA earned his second D".
Brief, accurate, .....brilliant.
Nicolas Cage had one of the worst lawyers in this movie. I mean I don't think anyone had that bad of legal advice since Nicolas Cage had tax trouble.
Yeah really! Con Air is the entire reason why I started to fear the U.S. Legal System when I was a little boy. I was like, "Wait, what?! You can go to prison for essentially your entire life because you killed one or more people in *PROVEN* self defense?!".
Did anyone notice that Colm Meany has a STAR TREK keyring .go O'Brian
O’Brian puts up with so much shit
9:03, "What the F--k is that!?"
"That's Garland Green, man!"
"Christ, it's a cartoon."
"That's Garland Green."
"The Marietta Mangler."
"That skinny little white man butchered 30 something people up and down the Eastern Seaboard, and they say the way he killed those people, makes the Manson family look like the Partridge family."
I genuinely always thought he said "Christ _in_ a cartoon!" Now I feel stooopid! 🥺
Well, he's on the right flight.
@@NostalgiaBrit That's what I always thought he said too.
Con: "That's Garland Green, man."
It IS Christ in a cartoon, so don't feel stupid@@NostalgiaBrit
"Oh, stewardess? Stewardess? What's the in-flight movie today"?
- Cyrus Grissom
Oh I think you'll love it, Cyrus, it's called "I'll Never Make Love to a Woman on the Beach Again", and it's preceded by the award winning short, "No More Steak For Me, Ever."
I must say I'm slightly upset Decker failed to mention what happened to Danny Trejo's character. I waited for him to say how they disarmed him but was left hanging.
I'm just impressed he managed to describe the movie and only mentioned the bunny once that I heard. Considering how important it is, that'd pretty impressive.
Was that meant as "No pun intended", or as "Pun intended"?!?😀😀😀
For Nicolas Cage, his acting is really reserved in this film.
Especially if you compare it, to the complete nutjob that he turned into, character-wise, in the 1988 movie "Vampire's kiss"! That movie sucked!
(No pun intended)!!!
If I was asked to describe Steve Buscemi the best I could do is 'kinda funny looking'
LOL Fargo
Decker explains who John Malkovich is to people who don't know who John Malkovich is the same way I would explain who John Malkovich is.
God that hurt to type.
Just think, I had to read it. Lmao
Deployments were still 3-6 month rotations when this movie was made. She's clear.
This is especially true for Rangers. They are apart of SOCOM and usually given missions instead of just stay at base for a period of time like regular Army.
That intro deserves a chef's kiss
Your intros are getting better and better Decker. They always give me a good laugh.
Fun fact: this movie helped spread the "hands are registered deadly weapons" nonsense. There's not a single jurisdiction in the United States where hands are intrinsically considered lethal force because of training level. You either beat someone to death or you don't. Anyone who tries to impress you by saying something like "my hands are registered lethal weapons" is both a poser and an idiot.
I actually remember this from the 80's when martial arts schools would have a BS contract for you to sign because you HAD to register your hands as deadly weapons if you were taught their style.
I’m 90% sure it’s just a joke and nobody actually believes hands can be registered as weapons
The "hands are registered weapons" joke was from a long time ago even before I was born.
I kind of assumed that Garland was done killing by the end of the film.
The conversation he had with the girl at the airport changed him.
Maybe the best scene in the movie. Him telling the little girl that he is sick, showing that he understands that, but telling her that there is no medicine for his sickness and appearing possibly genuinely sad about that. A few lines of dialog instantly adding a lot of depth to that character.
hurray for the sounds of fucking silence is the best line of the movie for me.
There's only two people in this world I trust. One's me, and the other's not you.
Welcome To Decker Shadow: The Internet Personality with the Best Hair. Please put take your hands off your keyboards, put your drinks and snacks to the sides of your computer and prepare for 30 minutes of Nicholas Cage 90s asskicking. Thank you and enjoy your review.
Perfect.
Decker, review another Nicolas Cage movie "8mm". I promise they'll be a good amount of bodies to count😈
If you end up doing a Summer of Steve Buscemi, you've got to include Ed and his Dead Mother.
I literally liked the instant you pulled the Twilight Zone gag- I mean I was probably gonna anyway but as soon as I saw Shatner I just thought "The rest of this review could literally just be Decker staring at the Con Air DVD cover for the next 20 minutes in total silence and nothing else and it would still have earned my like"
"The DEA man just earned his second D" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Decker You Legend
The summer shout really got me even though I knew exactly what to expect once the footage started.
I absolutely fucking love Con Air.
Better opening: Cage plays a fed going under cover because they suspect Cyrus has something planed at the new prison only to find it was the plane break.
I love Con Air a lot tbh
My dad has type 1. If he had a few good meals recently and was on top with his shots, he could go a couple days without if he just ate a little bread and water. However he eventually went to long and went into kitoacidosis. He eventually had a fatal heart attack and was revived with brain damage. But if the guy was at the point he couldn't move he would have spasms and even after having his shot would have irreversible damage and need medical attention beyond just taking his normal meds
Yup, I have type-1 and he'd more than likely be going into a severe hypo as I doubt they'd be fed before flying instead of a massive hyper... I was still walking around with 52mmol/L 936mg/dL sugar levels before being diagnosed.
@@brians_casual_shenanigans Wow!! How did you feel?
@@AnnieBoBannie421 Fatigue and severe dehydration... lost 10kg/22lb in less than a month.
@@brians_casual_shenanigans I figured it was bad.....hope your doing ok now ❤ The feeling just 'bad ' is hard to explain to ppl......cold, dizzy sweats and thirst are my favorite....❤
@@AnnieBoBannie421 Yeah, was back in 2013. "thirsty" is putting it lightly, lol
I cannot wait for the NOT THE BEES
Well listen here big boy, we've got one engine shot to shit, zero fuel, and we're dropping too fast. The Strip's where I'm gonna land, only the word is... *crash.*
If that aircraft's carrying 20 prisoners, I'm Elvis Presley.
Ok. The plane gag at the beginning cracked me the fuck up bro! Roflmfao!! (Oh dude! I just seen the "after thought" and bro, u freaking nailed it with that intro!!! Seriously cracked me up yo!!)
I'm no expert but wouldn't someone being released be on a different transport than the one taking hardened criminals to the high security prison?
Budget cuts?
That's what happens every time,
always has happened that way and always will.
There are no possible circumstances that could make this situation happen.
Jurassic park has more realism than this movie.
The people behind the Fast And Furious series saw this plot and cranked it way, WAY beyond 11 in all directions...
Up, down, left, right, north, south, east and weast. (Ignore my spongebob reference)
It's not difficult to surmise how Nathan here feels about killing guards and my own proclivities are well known and often lamented facts of penal lore.
Only Malcovich could pull that line off
He probably improvised it.
@@michaelsinger4638 wouldn’t surprise me
Tee-hee, penal. Wait a minute, I'm not an immature teenager, I'm an adult. Why am I laughing at that? And neither is Jeremy Scott, who sinned this film on CinemaSins and did the exact same thing that I paraphrased to take a jab at his immaturity and overall bullshittery.
My brother and I love this movie, and still quote from it. Our two favorites are "Put the bunny back in the box" and "It ain't exactly Mai Tais and Yahtzee out here".
As much as I love Decker screaming the summer on the roof I think this video has my new favorite summer announcement.
By this point, Decker will never run out of ways to shout his summer special
Con Air is actually a nickname for prisoners traveling on airplanes or Justice Prisoner and Alien Transportation aka JPATS. They will send very dangerous criminals on it but they are locked up tight with a device called a black box making it very difficult or even impossible to move.
Still my favorite movie of all time, an amzing highlight of 90s action!
Thank you Decker, it was really an awful day, I needed some fun
Man, ridiculous movies like this are perfect Summer fare.
I mean, the ending alone is hilarious. It doesn't just end on the plane. They HAD to have a chase through the Vegas Strip, on a firetruck and the dude doesn't die after he gets electrocuted but only when his head is smashed by some construction equipment that is STILL OPERATING despite it being nighttime!
Your narration during that part was perfect. You put so much charisma in these reviews.
Man, for the Summer of Nicolas Cage, you gotta have The Rock and Gone in 60 Seconds. Those two as well as Con Air are my top 3 Nick Cage movies. There may not be much of a body count for Gone in 60 Seconds but there is sure as hell one for The Rock, which probably has to be my favorite Nicolas Cage movie of all times.
Even Michael Bay can’t fuck up Ser Sean Connery
@@oliviawilliams6204 Nope and Connery and Cage play off of one another rather well.
Conair and Gone in 60 seconds are my favorite movies by Nicolas Cage
What I love about this review is the random puppage that happens behind decker.
You didn't mention the bunneh! "Put the bunneh back in the box!" And cute puppy you have there.
11:00 Funnily enough, that is actual policy in the event of a air prisoner transport hijacking. Like in a prison environment, in the event of a loss of control of the situation the lives of the guards is considered expendable.
Can confirm. At least in a regular prison, if control is lost and we are taken hostage, the cavalry will make an attempt, but we are sort of expendable.
Everyone is, nurses, any staff, guards. We're also told that if we are still in a control room, but surrounded, to never open the main doors regardless of what threats are made against staff or hostages.
Then the horrid choice of opening the door or watching Nurse Molly get her head ripped off is in my hands.
I feel like I've been waiting a portion of my life for this video lol. The intro alone was worth it
Anyone else think Cage's character in Willy's Wonderland is Poe several decades later?
I think he’s Johnny Blaze from Ghost Rider In Willy’s Wonderland Because there both Supernatural
More like a prophet from the frist Bible
3:50 The worst of the worst yet no lobbyists to seen..
Holy sh!t, I didn't know Miles O'Brien was a cop.
My favorite Twilight Zone episode ever, Nick Cage, and Decker Shado come together.
Best. Intro. EVER!
Best summer special intro yet!🤣
The epitome of 90’s awesomeness
You know what? …Steve Buscemi would make a very interesting, very different Freddy Krueger
"This girl, I drove through 3 states wearing her head as a hat."
We need you to do gone in 60 seconds now that's a awesome Nicholas Cage movie
im loving the way more frequent uploads! youre awesome!
As someone who works for the Texas Department of Criminal Justice I can tell you that no facility that has inmates will have firearms in areas were the inmates are at. The reason for this can be seen in the movie when Cyrus jumps the pilot and takes his gun. Most units only have fire arms in the towers, the vehicles that patrol the outside of the unit, and a small secure armory outside the outer perimeter fence.
What do you mean a guy just got re-arrested in Georgia for killing 2 guards with their gun while on a transport bus. He was also already on death row and still managed to do all this.
@@malygos9301
The officer with the gun was behind a metal gate on the bus not in the same area. He fell asleep allowing the inmates to loosen their restraints with a pen (obviously weren’t doubled locked) and then pick the lock to the cage.
A seems a lot of policies weren’t followed in this transport. Key one being the officer falling asleep.
@@Rbills02 and so you saying the can't access weapons is just blatantly wrong.
@@malygos9301
If the guard had stayed awake the inmate wouldn’t of been able to gain access.
Con air is a real thing but just has a slightly longer and less catchy name 'Justice Prisoner and Alien Transportation System'. Also, US Marshall also has the prisoner plane as a set up t the film.
Con-air is a nickname given to it by inmates.
No body count but really hoping on everything he does National Treasure
Dude you make my day so much better when I watch your reviews 😂
omg that intro was soooo satisfying! what a cool way to do that!
Really cool video dude really like this movie love the channel and videos you put up from scary to funny one's awesome man
Awesome review of Con Air! Loved the twist at the end
That was Nick Chinlund from The Chronicles of Reddick movie and shorts, Ultraviolet, and Below, not to mention repeat appearances in a bunch of TV series like Desperate Housewives, playing Billy Bedlam.
You gotta do more summer of intros like that could be another thing to draw people in that shit was hilarious
"It's fun but thats about it" Sometimes thats good enough
0:06 absolutely brilliant, best one yet
8MM next it's a underated Cage movie 👀
I think getting Hostess Pink Snowballs in prison, would be asking for several poundings in the az.
You did do a great job with that Nightmare At 20,000 Feet spoof. In fact, think that is my personal favorite Summer Of... openings I've seen yet. 😂🤣 Thank you so much, Decker.
Dude thank you I was hoping you would do Con Air!!!
I freakin love this movie. It was my introduction to John Malkovich and Steve Buscemi.
Love the intro, it’s one of the best you’ve ever done
Keep doing what you are doing Decker. I appreciate your efforts! Amazing work as ever! \\m//
I always enjoy reading your additional notes.
Why did he discontinue those recently?
"Put the bunny back in the box."
Haha decker’s dog wanted to bored the plan in the background haha cute dog 🤘🏽
And even more funny is that John Cusack's character states "we have a small arsenal in the belly of the plane." LMFAO. We see it is just LOADED with crazy amounts of weapons, somehow including an M-79 grenade launcher....lol. Best scene in the whole movie is Steve Buscemi singing "He's got the whole world" while the plane is crashing..stupid fun, but still very fun.
I'm stoked you are back on doing your thing chief.
you really do have the best hair...
😁 lol
Awesome intro! I loved that twilight zone skit
Love that intro Decker!
Is spotting Decker's dog sometime through videos going to be a thing now because I'm all for that.
Two best lines In this movie
‘Cy?....anara...’
‘Put the bunny back in the box....’
13:25, that's it, that's the line!
Hilarious intro with the wing of the plane.
15:33, Cy--
Anorya!
Rus!!!! Blows him up!
Great choice Decker! Keep up the good work!
Thats not true Decker, I want to hear about the body count.
Very nice intro! Great Work
17:08 If someone hasn't seen this movie before watching this review, that shot of John Malkovich holding the stuffed bunny hostage, will be a really weird.
That opening is now my favorite thing.
One thing to note is, with Poe being in the Army, he most likely would have been taken to Fort Leavenworth instead of some other prison.
Also, the most nostalgic thing about this video is when Decker has a backdrop showing a gas sign with the gas prices being $1.03. Even adjusting for inflation, that's still cheap as FUCK.
One of my favorite move growing up. It’s so cheesy but I love it. I could watch it twice a year without any issue.
You were out on that Wing in the rain and you didn't even get your hair wet! That's haircare level 20 right there!
"Steve BuSCHEMI!!!!"
😂😂😂