Half-Life 2 with the Portal Gun 【Full Walkthrough】

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  • @Bolloxed
    @Bolloxed  7 років тому +958

    Extended gameplay of Half-Life 2 with the Portal Gun ►►► ua-cam.com/video/JFFHYWcWcJM/v-deo.html

  • @cozz124
    @cozz124 4 роки тому +2591

    “My father worked withy you at black Mesa”
    **Holding Aperture Science Hand-Held Portal device**

    • @aramzamzamscp
      @aramzamzamscp 4 роки тому +26

      ASHHPd

    • @elizainfinite6325
      @elizainfinite6325 4 роки тому +122

      Cave Johnson must be so dang mad-

    • @juniormanican8707
      @juniormanican8707 4 роки тому +45

      black mesa can eat my bankrupt-

    • @devinpallone1840
      @devinpallone1840 4 роки тому +37

      "That's right, you've been bought"

    • @SbCasll
      @SbCasll 4 роки тому +12

      i am now the 420th like in April 2020 thus making this the 420th like in 4/20

  • @rokcris7313
    @rokcris7313 4 роки тому +2278

    apparently everything in half life 2 is covered in moon rocks

    • @Azure-Flame-Bee
      @Azure-Flame-Bee 4 роки тому +392

      The Combine covered everything in moon rocks incase Cave Johnson ever returned. They fear him, so they had to take percautions

    • @darthsquid2107
      @darthsquid2107 4 роки тому +29

      Just what I was thinking

    • @LordDaret
      @LordDaret 4 роки тому +246

      I think the portal gun works on a few surfaces other than moon rocks. It’s just that materials on the moons make portals more stable than standard materials, hence why portal tests from the 60’s worked.

    • @Zoova
      @Zoova 4 роки тому +20

      @@LordDaret Not confirmed but sure

    • @paolomagtuto4390
      @paolomagtuto4390 4 роки тому +12

      Didn't Johnson say that the portal device was powered by moon rocks or what?

  • @milk1535
    @milk1535 7 років тому +3566

    Man, Chell must be confused as to why everyones calling her Gordon

    • @geordanlemon
      @geordanlemon 6 років тому +222

      Seems like she's just accepted it lol

    • @hammer_ttk
      @hammer_ttk 6 років тому +172

      she cant complain anyways

    • @pablo69.420bl
      @pablo69.420bl 6 років тому +87

      She's wearing gordons suit
      And i think they are mistaking her for him

    • @coreym162
      @coreym162 6 років тому +58

      Have you heard of the show Quantum Leap? That's what happen to Chell. She became Gordon Freeman.

    • @deebirdie
      @deebirdie 6 років тому +19

      That's why she doesn't respond
      ( To anything )

  • @domovoi2861
    @domovoi2861 5 років тому +405

    >Using the portal gun to go to the future
    Now that's thinking with portals

    • @znspyder
      @znspyder 5 років тому +10

      That's some endgame right there.

    • @RYFT0R
      @RYFT0R 4 роки тому +12

      who needs thinking with time machine when you have thinking with portals

    • @MrPikachuTheMadman
      @MrPikachuTheMadman 4 роки тому +1

      Sarcasm Self Test Complete It’s interesting how probably only a few people sadly get that joke though lol.

    • @Obi-WanGaming
      @Obi-WanGaming 4 роки тому

      Sarcasm Self Test Complete i can’t tell whether or not i should mention thinking with portals is a real catchphrase in the game
      I dont wanna get woooshed

    • @mac-iv5gs
      @mac-iv5gs 4 роки тому

      @@Obi-WanGaming The joke is about the thinking with time machines game which is after Portal 2

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 5 років тому +713

    17:25 *Casually walks several weeks into the future*

    • @Depressed_until_dead
      @Depressed_until_dead 4 роки тому +31

      *Nothing to see here, please leave this area IMMEDIATELY*

    • @ytpineapple
      @ytpineapple 4 роки тому +20

      Its a prototype that Cave Johnson created

    • @MattieKonig
      @MattieKonig 4 роки тому +33

      Fascinating! We seem to have developed a very fast teleport!

    • @MrPikachuTheMadman
      @MrPikachuTheMadman 4 роки тому +15

      I don’t know if there is actually a trigger there that would cause that but I think I could try testing to see if that can actually happen. However, what I don’t know is if they mounted half life on Portal or Portal 2. It would be helpful to know that, but then again I could probably replicate the same thing with noclip. I will update this as soon as I get home and test it out though.

    • @fritz9270
      @fritz9270 4 роки тому

      @@MrPikachuTheMadman nice.

  • @crustysocksvevo4379
    @crustysocksvevo4379 8 років тому +3266

    Legend says that he's still waiting for you to pick up that can.

  • @TheStarcraftJACKAL
    @TheStarcraftJACKAL 8 років тому +1094

    When Aperture and Black Mesa work together....
    Haha, fat chance.

    • @TLAF923
      @TLAF923 5 років тому +35

      Chicken Mike Blapature Mesa

    • @catagshs
      @catagshs 5 років тому +5

      I still alive!

    • @ilikesaying
      @ilikesaying 5 років тому +14

      That was a joke
      Haha
      Fat chance

    • @thelob5429
      @thelob5429 5 років тому +8

      Blapature science!

    • @wanderingbufoon
      @wanderingbufoon 5 років тому +22

      Well Black Mesa is just a failed Aperture.
      They stole loads of schematics from Aperture and they even tried their hands on teleportation and opened up a portal to an invading species compared to apertures moon dust based portal.

  • @gamespender8605
    @gamespender8605 7 років тому +1573

    this is an experimental teleporter we are woking on
    meanwhile chell playing with portals in the other corner

    • @Johan_S4
      @Johan_S4 5 років тому +68

      IF only we have something can make someone go to other places by just passing through the hole. Hmmm i wonder why it's sounds familiar. Like that thing that lady are doing

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 4 роки тому +12

      @@Johan_S4 *wait a sec-*

    • @DevilWolf000
      @DevilWolf000 4 роки тому +37

      Not even talking about how much more advanced that portal gun is compared to the Black Mesa and Combine tech lol

    • @cameron-yo6zp
      @cameron-yo6zp 4 роки тому +31

      @@DevilWolf000 which is made even more amazing since Aperture Science was the ass end of nearly every science joke and already bankrupt by then

    • @wolftry9863
      @wolftry9863 4 роки тому

      áa

  • @smiledogjgp
    @smiledogjgp 4 роки тому +346

    Imagine being called Chell and your entire life you have been testing portals or making potato batteries, and than as soon as you get out into the real world your name is suddenly Gordon Freeman and you have a Phd in theoretical physics and have to fight off an interdimensional empire.

    • @mellissatheknight
      @mellissatheknight 3 роки тому +10

      It's not a good life after escaping

    • @ahmadasfour6715
      @ahmadasfour6715 3 роки тому +2

      Didn't chell travel to the past then?

    • @オジーはビッチだ
      @オジーはビッチだ 3 роки тому +2

      @@ahmadasfour6715 yeah, portal 2 takes 50k years into the future

    • @ghosty3591
      @ghosty3591 2 роки тому +9

      @@オジーはビッチだ false. According to “giantbomb”, “Half Life 2 takes place 20 years after Half Life, which takes place around 2009- 2012. Portal takes place ten years after GLaD0S kills everyone in Aperture with Neurotoxin, except Doug Rattmann and Chell, who Rattman saves (See Portal 2 Comic: Lab Rat. Portal take place around 2009-2012 also.)

    • @オジーはビッチだ
      @オジーはビッチだ 2 роки тому

      @@ghosty3591 first of all, my comment was 11 months ago back then I was probably smoking something, second of all I don’t know anymore about portal any more

  • @gabicaucig4273
    @gabicaucig4273 5 років тому +824

    "Half life 2 with a portal gun?"
    More like:
    "Half game skipped with a portal gun"

  • @kadu12111
    @kadu12111 6 років тому +240

    22:17
    "It's seems as if you just arrived"
    well guess what gman

  • @captainjack6758
    @captainjack6758 8 років тому +370

    "Oh my god. The portal is opening." That's an understatement.

  • @InstallaFriend
    @InstallaFriend 8 років тому +2142

    "Here, let me buy you a drink."
    *stares at vending machine*

    • @colbyjackextracheese6249
      @colbyjackextracheese6249 7 років тому +78

      Install a Friend wait how do i work this thing again?

    • @benconnectify1387
      @benconnectify1387 7 років тому +9

      Install a Friend THE FORCE IS WITH YOU
      YES, I JUST MADE A STAR WARS REFERENCE IN PORTAL 2

    • @RobinMgp
      @RobinMgp 7 років тому +18

      Scattered across the video, there are many funny little quirks like this. One example is the lady who asks "were you the only ones on that train?" Actually said "Well Gordon freeman! And about time too!" As if she was about to follow and be added to the squad. Also many things did not load because using portals skipped a lot of triggers. Also alyx did not bend down in her intro because that animation is not oresent in portal's game content. Same manner caused alyx to stare and contemplate the vending machine!

    • @noeliabta
      @noeliabta 6 років тому

      Install a Friend

    • @auzabraar
      @auzabraar 6 років тому +3

      iVending machines, now with Face ID!

  • @Vortexiiixii
    @Vortexiiixii 4 роки тому +192

    GMAN: ah sh*t, I bring the wrong person.

    • @thegodofgaming8361
      @thegodofgaming8361 4 роки тому +2

      Chell

    • @KennyDaWolfo
      @KennyDaWolfo 4 роки тому +9

      Gman: well... well shit

    • @foxprazision1695
      @foxprazision1695 4 роки тому +14

      He said it himself "The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world"

    • @Omega-jg4oq
      @Omega-jg4oq 3 роки тому +10

      @@foxprazision1695 "The Wrong woman in the wrong place can make all the Portals in the World."

    • @braynap8283
      @braynap8283 3 роки тому

      GMAN must of use there voice to tell it's them.

  • @poison_pear2046
    @poison_pear2046 5 років тому +1401

    Chell:”falls of a building
    Game: Minor fracture detected
    Chell:..... wot

  • @C0mmanderDanger
    @C0mmanderDanger 8 років тому +1783

    Thats no portal gun thats a goddamn time machine!

    • @imgay5288
      @imgay5288 8 років тому +35

      vic gamer It's a joke...

    • @noizmaker899
      @noizmaker899 7 років тому +21

      BusterMan The Man The Joke
      Your Head

    • @NetherEndingArmy
      @NetherEndingArmy 7 років тому +41

      Actually, technically it is a time machine. In hl2, when you and Alyx travel through the prison portal, your teleport is delayed, thus putting you in the future. So it is a time machine B)

    • @C0mmanderDanger
      @C0mmanderDanger 7 років тому +22

      Can't believe so many people don't see this as a joke.

    • @NetherEndingArmy
      @NetherEndingArmy 7 років тому +4

      CommanderDanger Gaming & Commentary I know it's a joke but i was bringing some realism to the joke

  • @Ryukachoo
    @Ryukachoo 8 років тому +1256

    reminder that llamar caused about half the gameplay of half like 2 to be a thing

  • @kradanbandicootovich6444
    @kradanbandicootovich6444 4 роки тому +174

    18:14 Just hurry, he's right behind me !
    Well, actually HE IS

  • @jonkeathegamer
    @jonkeathegamer 4 роки тому +294

    "Maybe Black Mesa. That was a joke, haha. Fat chance!"
    Chell: "Alright, bet."

  • @fishsmellbad1862
    @fishsmellbad1862 4 роки тому +189

    Combine soldier: pick up that can.
    Chell: n o

  • @VarunGupta3009
    @VarunGupta3009 5 років тому +237

    17:40 "We haven't known each other very long, but..."
    Yeah. 3 minutes to be exact.

  • @Swaglordfawful
    @Swaglordfawful 5 років тому +207

    In her head, Chells’ probably like
    *who the hell is gordan and why does everyone call me that?!*

    • @Swaglordfawful
      @Swaglordfawful 5 років тому +13

      Then at the end Chell realized that whole thing was a dream

    • @maksuzbrojony8221
      @maksuzbrojony8221 2 роки тому

      gordan
      *WHYYYYYYYYYYYY ARE YOU SO DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMB*

  • @sanctun-3782
    @sanctun-3782 8 років тому +813

    You are of few words arent you?
    "Shakes camera positively"
    10/10

  • @vinson3725
    @vinson3725 5 років тому +176

    "Black Mesa can eat my a-"
    "Sir, the microphone is still on"

  • @heresywithana
    @heresywithana 4 роки тому +380

    me: sees portal go on black surface
    my mind: wait *that's illegal*

    • @zhonyss
      @zhonyss 3 роки тому +2

      what the fuck is this name

    • @AWSOMzombie
      @AWSOMzombie 3 роки тому

      @@zhonyss which name

    • @fzr850
      @fzr850 3 роки тому +2

      Actually Portal work on any surface but the white surface is a good conductor than normal surface.

    • @fusionprotogen5765
      @fusionprotogen5765 3 роки тому +1

      @Farseer then explain why chell doesn’t become deathly Ill due to the ground up moonrocks that became the gel that was made into a solid somehow and used in modern aperture

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 2 роки тому

      @@fusionprotogen5765 cause the moon dust has been thoroughly been embedded into the gel.
      And that she isnt constantly exposed to it as much as Cave Johnson is

  • @Timemaster99
    @Timemaster99 8 років тому +648

    Portal 3.
    What? Valve was on a budget.

    • @Fennnnnnnnnn
      @Fennnnnnnnnn 7 років тому +15

      super captain Lyall man if they did that i would say get rid of chell and keep gordon with the portal gun and gravity gun because if they had both of them in 1 game they would need a voice actor for one of them and that would be weird.
      another idea is that you could switch between the 2 people when doing different "missions" as in when you play gordon you do all the combat missions and when you play chell you do the puzzle/aperture missions.

    • @captainembers4521
      @captainembers4521 7 років тому +7

      Finn Secord silly humans, Valve can't count to 3

    • @riseabovehate9476
      @riseabovehate9476 6 років тому +4

      super captain Lyall man Unfortunately Portal 2 was the final installment in the portal series

    • @Kavukamari
      @Kavukamari 6 років тому +3

      spent all the production money on card games

    • @brathering_tv
      @brathering_tv 6 років тому

      AnimationReincarnation Gaming Interestingly enough, they already made a third game to a series, and even a fourth. Unfortunately, its their only series that doesnt have numbers in the titles, so basically noone noticed. Its Counterstrike.

  • @mostafasaleh943
    @mostafasaleh943 8 років тому +425

    "Is it really that time Mr. Freeman? Did you really mess around with the games files...again?"

    • @mostafasaleh943
      @mostafasaleh943 8 років тому +33

      +mostafa saleh "Youve done a great deal in a small time span" True dat

  • @mr.spybot7113
    @mr.spybot7113 4 роки тому +94

    Imagine what eli or kleiner would say seeing aperature devices after years of work on a teleporter due to the events of the resonance cascade.

    • @gamertames349
      @gamertames349 4 роки тому +10

      Klenier, Eli, Magnusson: U fukin Wot m8?

    • @gamertames349
      @gamertames349 4 роки тому +1

      @Bunbunfam died reading this XD

  • @JesseSep.
    @JesseSep. 4 роки тому +124

    God damn, that intro. Brings back memories. Our home computer had broken and my mother knew a guy who was cheap and cool. He replaced the broken GPU and when we got the computer back, he took me aside and said: “look in the GMS folder on the C drive, i put some stuff on there you can run on medium on this;)”
    14 year old me who never played the first HL, but was a complete gaming nerd back then, was completely awestruck.
    Till the moment the elevator doors didnt want to open and i had to finally noclip around.
    Cracked game times at its finest.
    The memories..

    • @vipoff3309
      @vipoff3309 4 роки тому +4

      damn i though he put homework folder in there

    • @JesseSep.
      @JesseSep. 4 роки тому

      Vipoff lol

    • @JesseSep.
      @JesseSep. 4 роки тому +4

      Vipoff nope, hl2 and doom 3... Those days:)

    • @Nathanity
      @Nathanity 3 роки тому +4

      Your computer repair guy was a fucking chad.

  • @pandaonabus
    @pandaonabus 4 роки тому +307

    Theory: No one actually knows what gordon looks like, and they're all to embarassed to ask her why her name is gordon even though she's a woman.
    This has happened 10 times already, but they previously the misidentified person just explained who they actually were, but unfortunately this time it was another mute.

    • @yasyadefen1135
      @yasyadefen1135 4 роки тому +29

      Fair enough considering they thought G-man was Gordon in HL Alyx

    • @pandaonabus
      @pandaonabus 4 роки тому +1

      @Brady Plays Yea I know, But chell isn't.

    • @NBx03
      @NBx03 4 роки тому +7

      Another theory: the protagonist in Portal 2 is Gordon Freeman.

    • @chell4707
      @chell4707 4 роки тому

      -.-

    • @chell4707
      @chell4707 4 роки тому

      *•facepalm•*

  • @rockdeworld
    @rockdeworld 7 років тому +163

    "It seems as if you only just arrived." Yeah, like 20 minutes ago.

  • @GeahkBurchill
    @GeahkBurchill 8 років тому +859

    Man, the whole _WORLD_ is just *covered* in Moon Rocks!

    • @pyrosimba2014
      @pyrosimba2014 8 років тому +82

      moon rocks are super heated earth rocks, also portals can go on any flat surface. moon rocks just conduct them better

    • @dar0971
      @dar0971 8 років тому +7

      also. dust=space rocks which includes moon rocks.

    • @Gogglesofkrome
      @Gogglesofkrome 8 років тому +34

      In portal one you could put portals anywhere; the whole escape portion of portal 1 wouldn't really have worked if that were a thing.

    • @GeahkBurchill
      @GeahkBurchill 8 років тому +7

      Man, the _'TISM_ in this thread.
      Do I have to tell you it's a *joke?*

    • @Gogglesofkrome
      @Gogglesofkrome 8 років тому +4

      @104929417211833834404
      even if it was a joke, my point still stands

  • @Gideon_the_Seraph
    @Gideon_the_Seraph 8 років тому +228

    "Time, Doctor Freeman? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you've only just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small time span."
    Ya don't say, GMan?

    • @mood9191
      @mood9191 8 років тому +22

      Yeah, I have to agree
      Twenty-four minutes is not bad for saving the world

  • @MIO9_sh
    @MIO9_sh 4 роки тому +266

    14:48 but no one noticed there's already a portal gun for teleportation, while performing teleportation experiment

    • @bloxracer3627
      @bloxracer3627 3 роки тому +3

      Nobody but me

    • @ChaosCrystalArtist
      @ChaosCrystalArtist 3 роки тому +16

      It's Black Mesa, what do you expect? _them to actually do something that won't cause death and destruction?_

    • @reemaling8124
      @reemaling8124 3 роки тому

      No replies. Wow.

    • @kafuchino3435
      @kafuchino3435 3 роки тому +5

      you cant just shoot a portal to black mesa east

    • @Karminnn
      @Karminnn 3 роки тому +6

      The teleportation MACHINE can teleport you through space AND time, whilst the portal gun only travels you in space.

  • @bonus8386
    @bonus8386 4 роки тому +191

    Alternative title:
    Prisoner looking woman becomes trans dimensional being while literally everyone ignores it and calls her Gordon for some strange reason.

    • @cloud-1e
      @cloud-1e 4 роки тому +4

      Trans dimensional?

    • @ryanwarby5170
      @ryanwarby5170 4 роки тому +7

      Portal and half-life are in the same universe

    • @ironguy366
      @ironguy366 4 роки тому +4

      more like time traveller because portal 2 and Half-Life 2 is 999999999999999 years apart

    • @xxrodangamerzxx3177
      @xxrodangamerzxx3177 3 місяці тому

      ​@@ironguy366chell just traveled back in time

  • @marcelog590
    @marcelog590 7 років тому +448

    The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference...indeed.

    • @KibSquib48
      @KibSquib48 7 років тому +11

      Marcelo Gabriel chell is a woman: l

    • @The.Penguin98
      @The.Penguin98 5 років тому +2

      @@KibSquib48 have you played hl2?

    • @The.Penguin98
      @The.Penguin98 5 років тому +2

      @@KibSquib48 literally the intro of half life :|

    • @The.Penguin98
      @The.Penguin98 5 років тому +1

      Like even the video says it

    • @KibSquib48
      @KibSquib48 5 років тому +2

      @@The.Penguin98 this was 2 years ago why are you still commenting on this

  • @darrestuff4149
    @darrestuff4149 7 років тому +802

    I HAVE AN IDEA
    PORTAL 2 WITH A PORTAL GUN
    THAT WOULD BE CRAZY

    • @nou5877
      @nou5877 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @roxaschristopher23
      @roxaschristopher23 5 років тому +90

      HALF LIFE 2 WITH A GRAVITY GUN
      THAT WOULD BE CRAZY

    • @jjb0nks
      @jjb0nks 5 років тому +49

      HALF LIFE 3 WITH A oh shoot I forgot

    • @faceremover
      @faceremover 5 років тому +6

      @@roxaschristopher23 I was actually about to say that

    • @AtheistGamerz
      @AtheistGamerz 5 років тому

      Hilarious.

  • @BigBrotherMateyka
    @BigBrotherMateyka 7 років тому +461

    17:40
    Alyx: "Gordon, we haven't known each other very long..."
    Gordon: *(shakes head)*
    My sides are _DYING_.

  • @kwaivioussankensa3664
    @kwaivioussankensa3664 4 роки тому +85

    Pick up that can.
    "No"
    *portals away*

  • @octotune4044
    @octotune4044 6 років тому +453

    Chell: who the hell is Gordon Freeman?

    • @ZoeyTheSobble
      @ZoeyTheSobble 4 роки тому +32

      More accurate response would be "..."

    • @itchy-hn7yg
      @itchy-hn7yg 4 роки тому +2

      Gustav the Chespin λ I get it

    • @euibincho5213
      @euibincho5213 4 роки тому +10

      @@ZoeyTheSobble
      Nah, more like, "..." *Confused jump*

    • @partickel9357
      @partickel9357 4 роки тому +1

      Her brother

    • @chell4707
      @chell4707 4 роки тому +1

      ...

  • @obsl1ner655
    @obsl1ner655 8 років тому +556

    Chell: I'm not Gordon Freeman!!!

    • @muttley4034
      @muttley4034 8 років тому +29

      *just saying this but she's like freeman....she can't talk :/*

    • @devilshooter126m8
      @devilshooter126m8 8 років тому +4

      chell can talk

    • @muttley4034
      @muttley4034 8 років тому

      devilshooter126 M no ofence but proof ?

    • @devilshooter126m8
      @devilshooter126m8 8 років тому +4

      Shadow Man I forgot what video it was (maybe Valve news network), but according to devs she doen't talk to not give the robots the satisfaction of hearing her speak, or something like that.

    • @breakerboy365
      @breakerboy365 8 років тому +2

      +devilshooter1236 M
      but as far as portal 1 and 2 is concerned she can't speak

  • @13yearoldcopyingpapafranku20
    @13yearoldcopyingpapafranku20 4 роки тому +77

    *Guy approaches him with a portal gun*
    "I didn't see you get on"

    • @alterrapda9057
      @alterrapda9057 4 роки тому +3

      You mean a woman?

    • @alterrapda9057
      @alterrapda9057 4 роки тому

      Heroheenie manwom*

    • @chell4707
      @chell4707 4 роки тому

      .-.

    • @sonicSnap
      @sonicSnap 4 роки тому

      pretty sure chell is a girl-

    • @sonicSnap
      @sonicSnap 4 роки тому

      @@Heroheenie I have no idea who you are? I was talking to the op

  • @ninjaskeletronix3135
    @ninjaskeletronix3135 4 роки тому +75

    7:09 *_AH A BIRD! KILL IT! IT'S EVIL._* Did it fly away? Good- Good for them.

  • @initiatingspin195
    @initiatingspin195 4 роки тому +68

    14:30 : how to increase iPhone cable length in 3 easy steps!

    • @MaxCE
      @MaxCE 4 роки тому +2

      What about something else

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 4 роки тому +117

    You know what would be hilarious? A sign-language rap-battle between Chell and Gordon.

    • @GreenestGuy
      @GreenestGuy 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @LambdaMc
      @LambdaMc Рік тому +3

      When two silent kids had an arguement:

    • @civ.ct3
      @civ.ct3 Рік тому

      it’d be filled mostly with 🖕

  • @Vovalu23
    @Vovalu23 8 років тому +482

    The best Half-Life 2 speedrun

    • @RobinMgp
      @RobinMgp 7 років тому +7

      17:26

    • @DecibelAlex
      @DecibelAlex 5 років тому +1

      it's not a speedrun. it's bollocks

  • @PentaromaLMA0
    @PentaromaLMA0 5 років тому +47

    "Lemme buy you a drink"
    **menacingly stares at soda machine**
    **soda machine turns into a door**

  • @somdudewillson
    @somdudewillson 8 років тому +396

    Y'know, there's sequence breaking, and then there's _this_. Just more proof Aperture Science is better than Black Mesa, I suppose.

    • @sweetcoincidence4048
      @sweetcoincidence4048 6 років тому +53

      Well, Aperture didn't cause the Green Apocalipse, for starters.

    • @connermitchell1663
      @connermitchell1663 6 років тому +6

      But freeman is still better

    • @khanch.6807
      @khanch.6807 6 років тому +29

      Yeah... Black Mesa did make inter dimensional portals... Aperture focused on mono dimensional ones...

    • @xyzzy-dv6te
      @xyzzy-dv6te 6 років тому +10

      ATAA123 The apocalypse was G-man's fault

    • @leaf5216
      @leaf5216 6 років тому +10

      Little did you know the portal gun only works on moon stone

  • @Weird_Cat_Thingy
    @Weird_Cat_Thingy 4 роки тому +64

    1:20 and so Wheatley floated endlessly through space, he wanted death, but he could not die. And so, Wheatley eventually stopped thinking.

  • @cargobroombroom3827
    @cargobroombroom3827 4 роки тому +70

    When Wheatley yelled “Grab me grab me grab me grab meeeeee” I just felt bad for the guy

    • @RYFT0R
      @RYFT0R 4 роки тому +6

      then why didnt you grab me?!
      jk, same.. i really wish i couldve grabbed him-

    • @therealgaben5527
      @therealgaben5527 4 роки тому +1

      Me 2

    • @roberthowardcrunchycantor
      @roberthowardcrunchycantor 4 роки тому

      I would have liked to have the option to forgive him,he's a cute lil guy.
      That kind of power would drive anyone INSANE..

    • @InfraredScale
      @InfraredScale 4 роки тому +3

      Sadly; even if we could save him, GladOS would never forgive him

    • @Sledabubos
      @Sledabubos 4 роки тому +1

      same

  • @jujuplayboy
    @jujuplayboy 7 років тому +535

    17:26 Don't play with time travel, play with portals.

  • @manofcarbon883
    @manofcarbon883 7 років тому +85

    Good video, the little "yes" "no" headshakes were a nice touch.

  • @KOJINKINZO
    @KOJINKINZO 8 років тому +158

    So, basically with the Portal Gun, you play as Chell. Probably because it was just ported to Half-Life 2 and it wouldn't work without Chell's model.
    With Chell's model and the ending and opening, it feels like this whole walkthrough was a dream Chell was having while she was knocked out after the Wheatley fight. That's how I'd describe it.

    • @avedis31
      @avedis31 8 років тому +6

      wrong, you can grab the portal gun with any model. but the OP created a story where Chell is the protagonist in this story.

    • @EvilParagon2
      @EvilParagon2 8 років тому +14

      Wrong again, apparently these are the HL2 Assets ported to Portal.
      So the game forces Chell's model because they are currently playing Portal.

    • @KOJINKINZO
      @KOJINKINZO 8 років тому +2

      Ah, I see.
      So, because of the Portal being in-hand, it doesn't have any actions for Gordon holding the Portal Gun. THAT'S why it changes to Chell.

    • @therealpixels
      @therealpixels 8 років тому +16

      no, it's just that the game is portal, therefore you are chell

    • @donotscantheqrcode8700
      @donotscantheqrcode8700 7 років тому +27

      The game being played is Portal, HL2's maps were ported to Portal, since Portal uses Chell's model it forces Chell to be used... plus I don't even think Gordon has a model...

  • @aaronexponential4120
    @aaronexponential4120 4 роки тому +44

    Gordon: pulls switch
    Barney: I can see your MIT education really payed off

  • @williamsmith6921
    @williamsmith6921 4 роки тому +22

    Oh my God I was wondering how you would win in 25 minutes but you litterally just portalled back to the citidel

  • @beepyyy
    @beepyyy 7 років тому +152

    Cave Johnson: BLACK MESA CAN KISS MY COPORATE-...
    Caroline: Sir, the testing?

    • @tallman11282
      @tallman11282 7 років тому +13

      The King of Tacos Corporate? It's "bankrupt". "Black Mesa can kiss my bankrupt..."

    • @beepyyy
      @beepyyy 7 років тому

      oh shit. thanks it's been a while since a played that part.

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 6 років тому +4

      Actually its "Black Mesa can EAT my bankrupt"

  • @darksuperlucario
    @darksuperlucario 7 років тому +614

    People are seriously complaining that they got a 5 year old game spoiled for them?

    • @zackross2323
      @zackross2323 7 років тому +77

      Stop, I don't want to remember how old the game is.

    • @vicao3112
      @vicao3112 7 років тому +89

      12*

    • @corncobjohnsonreal
      @corncobjohnsonreal 7 років тому +32

      PlasmaFrog I play portal for the story

    • @Neldonax
      @Neldonax 7 років тому +3

      he teleported to the fucking end

    • @ELSTINKO.
      @ELSTINKO. 7 років тому +17

      PlasmaFrog not everybody in the world has played every video game. I mean we've played these games, but not everybody has

  • @yion47
    @yion47 7 років тому +226

    The thumbnail looks more like Portal with a Gravity gun...

    • @zackross2323
      @zackross2323 7 років тому +1

      Good catch.

    • @Undead_hippy
      @Undead_hippy 6 років тому +4

      Artorias yea I thought it said portal with a gravity gun

    • @sile3505
      @sile3505 5 років тому

      I think is call a displacer cannon? Maybe

    • @kryswilkins8615
      @kryswilkins8615 5 років тому

      More like someone merged a gravity gun with a portal gun. Aperture Mesa?

    • @joedinnie3079
      @joedinnie3079 5 років тому +1

      León Giorgio it’s a mix between the portal gun and the gravity gun

  • @snowybaka_0
    @snowybaka_0 4 роки тому +25

    "You've done a great deal in a small timespan"
    No shit

  • @d3sp3r4t3
    @d3sp3r4t3 5 років тому +271

    Half life 3 with Portal 3 gun pls
    *cries in the corner*

    • @therealgaben5527
      @therealgaben5527 4 роки тому +8

      Half life alyx with portal gun

    • @Bos_Meong
      @Bos_Meong 4 роки тому

      @@therealgaben5527 yes plesse

    • @jonkeathegamer
      @jonkeathegamer 4 роки тому +3

      @@therealgaben5527 Would have been a portal VR but play testers got motion sick.

    • @ajart2192
      @ajart2192 4 роки тому

      Food well your half right now

    • @qwertyuiopLOL5
      @qwertyuiopLOL5 4 роки тому

      Portal 3 iis not oficial

  • @romannoodles7891
    @romannoodles7891 7 років тому +520

    He just skipped a GIANT amount of the game XD

    • @kuklama0706
      @kuklama0706 7 років тому +131

      If he would place a portal where Lamarr went he would get into HL3.

    • @metalvitezek7545
      @metalvitezek7545 6 років тому +2

      Bolloxed is a she

    • @DecibelAlex
      @DecibelAlex 5 років тому +3

      You've been bolloxed. The skip isn't really possible

    • @andrasfogarasi5014
      @andrasfogarasi5014 5 років тому

      Indeed.

    • @faceremover
      @faceremover 5 років тому +1

      Not too much spoilers!

  • @user-zm4ro7yh4e
    @user-zm4ro7yh4e 7 років тому +85

    WHY EVERYONE IS CALLING ME FREEMAN?!?
    I'M CHELL!

  • @roddydykes7053
    @roddydykes7053 7 років тому +152

    Ever try getting into the room they're interrogating that guy in the beginning?

    • @MarcHershey
      @MarcHershey 6 років тому +34

      He missed so many opportunities.. i quit watching and used the portal gun myself because I got irritated with him not exploring lol

    • @Ani-hv4ov
      @Ani-hv4ov 6 років тому +10

      You could just noclip in, but nothing happens after they close the door.

    • @Ani-hv4ov
      @Ani-hv4ov 6 років тому

      Marc Hershey could've just noclipped lol.

    • @AtheistGamerz
      @AtheistGamerz 5 років тому

      @@Ani-hv4ov yeah i noclipped in there myself lol. Nothing happens.

    • @Ani-hv4ov
      @Ani-hv4ov 5 років тому +3

      @@AtheistGamerz damn, replying to a year old reply, this gave me some nostalgia.
      but yeah, most things where you explore by no clipping arent interesting because they didn't program anything to happen, since you aren't supposed to go in that place, i imagine they might put Easter eggs but most the time it'll just be nothing.

  • @EdyneX
    @EdyneX 4 роки тому +61

    Combine: *"pick up that can"*
    Bolloxed: *"No,I don't think I will."*

  • @candy1049
    @candy1049 6 років тому +32

    "You're a MAN of few words, aren't you."
    LATER
    *Shows Chell*

  • @3dDoener
    @3dDoener 7 років тому +69

    It seems like you have just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small timespan. Well, yeah, that is very true.

  • @anoobis117
    @anoobis117 7 років тому +207

    If I'm not mistaken there's a legitimate glitch in the Orange Box that allows you to do this without modding

    • @colbyjackextracheese6249
      @colbyjackextracheese6249 7 років тому +26

      Anoobis 117 yep your right

    • @zackross2323
      @zackross2323 7 років тому +7

      Anoobis 117 How have I never heard of this...

    • @anoobis117
      @anoobis117 7 років тому +40

      Zack Ross I think on the 360 version there's a long complicated process involving signing in and out and opening the Xbox menu at certain times. Actually lots of glitches involve that. Kind of like the Japanese version of Monster Hunter 2 or 3 that let you continually farm for Microsoft points.

    • @zackross2323
      @zackross2323 7 років тому +20

      Anoobis 117 I'm surprised anyone remembers that exploit, I'm impressed. I guess I also have a reason to even contemplate touching my 360 now.

    • @anoobis117
      @anoobis117 7 років тому +8

      Zack Ross​ you should add me on XBL, I could show you a ton of glitches. Gamertag is the same as my YT username

  • @Perktube1
    @Perktube1 8 років тому +30

    Love the head nods and shakes. Too bad you can't make npcs fall through the portals.

  • @saucebou1069
    @saucebou1069 5 років тому +23

    "Black mesa can see my bankrupt a-" Cave Johnson 1970 something

  • @beywheelzhater8930
    @beywheelzhater8930 4 роки тому +36

    Imagine a half-life 2 speedrun with portals

  • @volcanicruby774
    @volcanicruby774 8 років тому +13

    my only question is, where the fuck did that cactus go?!?

  • @cyraxgaming5334
    @cyraxgaming5334 6 років тому +13

    10:16 10:45
    -I am testing my new innovation - compact portal. It will give chance to easily teleport between far places!
    *Playing with portal gun*

  • @firstnamelastname4752
    @firstnamelastname4752 8 років тому +31

    I like the thought of Half Life being based on Aperture Science developing a portal gun that not only works for spatial dimensions but time dimensions as well.

    • @idkidk7087
      @idkidk7087 6 років тому

      Scoobielubie never heard anything about it being an aperture ship but there is a sign that says aperture in the screen

  • @HumanoidCreatur
    @HumanoidCreatur 4 роки тому +5

    10:20 *they are just trying to make a working portal*
    *Chell is just holding a portal making device that makes their big creation obselete*

  • @IrokoDBS
    @IrokoDBS 4 роки тому +13

    I actually played half life 2 right after Portal and kept trying to shoot portals at walls in the game >.> so this was verry satisfying xD

    • @LonicTH
      @LonicTH 4 роки тому +2

      You mind is very Aperture even tho you are living as a Black Mesa (ex) employee

  • @Sean-ku8pc
    @Sean-ku8pc 8 років тому +218

    As Ben used to say... "Shoot for the moon"
    Let me know if you get this reference

    • @MrRobotman
      @MrRobotman 7 років тому +5

      Sean Rose Yes. Yes I do. But that's an amazing coincidence. I just watched that video... even though Ben never said that.

    • @arieelius911
      @arieelius911 7 років тому +1

      Tomska

    • @japester5927
      @japester5927 7 років тому +1

      i get it

    • @jameslasko3315
      @jameslasko3315 7 років тому +1

      its tomska

    • @ssoskycutesmith3329
      @ssoskycutesmith3329 7 років тому

      Sean Rose make sure it doesn't become an Oreo

  • @Peekofwar
    @Peekofwar 8 років тому +24

    Chell must've been playing too much Half Life...

  • @kierandyck8811
    @kierandyck8811 8 років тому +18

    It's amazing how u can be funny just with the actions and way you do things in the game

  • @geobendy5310
    @geobendy5310 4 роки тому +8

    Chel must of been like "WTF was that dream?"

  • @MissSkyeHigh
    @MissSkyeHigh 5 років тому +50

    Everyone: Gordan Freeman
    Chell: ...

  • @Secretcodrin
    @Secretcodrin 7 років тому +74

    speedrun in 25 minutes world record

    • @thebusdriver1957
      @thebusdriver1957 7 років тому +6

      NiceSecretcodrin actually, how most people do this is import half life 2 maps into portal.

    • @Secretcodrin
      @Secretcodrin 7 років тому +2

      wow. good to know

    • @tomatosauce3091
      @tomatosauce3091 7 років тому

      TheBusDriver what about the npcs?

    • @Secretcodrin
      @Secretcodrin 7 років тому +1

      faster than all my runs combined

  • @NonexistentMug
    @NonexistentMug 4 роки тому +16

    Barney: Don't you remember me from Black Mesa?
    Chell: no, who's mans is this?

  • @Tokatt
    @Tokatt 8 років тому +25

    0:39 if this whole base is underground and at the end you travel with the elevator and stuff how can she see the moon?

    • @m.tammekivi
      @m.tammekivi 8 років тому +8

      That particular spot had an opening.

    • @Tokatt
      @Tokatt 8 років тому

      hummmmm interresting :-)

    • @bigthefurt4620
      @bigthefurt4620 7 років тому

      Tokatt maybe it was night time at that part XD

    • @Tokatt
      @Tokatt 7 років тому

      yes maby but it still does not answer the question that how can you see it when your deep deep down in an underground base :-)

    • @masterchief6044
      @masterchief6044 7 років тому +11

      well the whole building's travel system is elevators (and stairs to employes) . And in the game it is devised by floors so the lab can only go down so far until metal melts approximately 5000 ft - 2500 ft underground. Plus every level we play on has a certain number of feet to the roof. Including portal, portal 2, portal stories mel, and aperture tag. I calculated it and the spaces apart from every level in these game are too far from the original number approximately 9000! So the elevators in the games are criss crossed and horizontally (or straight if you didn't go to school) allowing space underground. So in that particular part, that dome shaped level is in fact not only to the surface but is 3 stories high. This would give the best control to Wheatley and GLaDOS because not only would it be safe but it would also be confusing to anyone that planned to escape the lab of GLaDOS. But you won't see this scientifically proven true comment because you commented 5 months ago. I hope this helps you with you comment even though this is in a videogame and not in real life.

  • @cloudy2001
    @cloudy2001 4 роки тому +16

    Playing half life 2 with portal gun
    Valve: that’s legal

    • @XA6c93L
      @XA6c93L 3 роки тому

      Illegal you mean?

    • @thebadtimecat
      @thebadtimecat 3 роки тому

      Dexterous you heard what he said

    • @XA6c93L
      @XA6c93L 3 роки тому

      Wait I forgot they are in the same universe

  • @mynameisofa
    @mynameisofa 4 роки тому +7

    Anyone else remember that snippet of the Valve loading screen and the man with the valve on his head would look back at you?

  • @Ice-wu8qq
    @Ice-wu8qq 8 років тому +33

    Wheatley cast vs Breen cast.
    Which one will win?

  • @Imgema
    @Imgema 8 років тому +30

    Can you go to places where the game normally doesn't let you? Like inaccessible background areas? For instance, in 3:34 there's a door that closes automatically to lead you to another for questioning. Can you portal yourself in the area behind that closed section?

    • @Bolloxed
      @Bolloxed  8 років тому +18

      +Imgema Yeah you can enter places like that but they are usually incomplete/boring with no textures etc. Why waste time mapping areas players would never normally see?

    • @Imgema
      @Imgema 8 років тому +2

      Yeah i imagine. Still pretty interesting though.

    • @jaytang79
      @jaytang79 8 років тому +5

      +Imgema you can just noclip...

    • @ggtylerr
      @ggtylerr 8 років тому +1

      what about unused areas

    • @Naidru
      @Naidru 7 років тому +6

      Gaming Guy Tyler You can noclip... 😐

  • @DonkeyWork420
    @DonkeyWork420 4 роки тому +9

    Lol I do the same thing when I play half life, whenever a character ask Gordon a question I just shake my head yes or no

  • @BracketGuySerious
    @BracketGuySerious 4 роки тому +5

    "It seems as if you only just arrived"

  • @devvydoesstuff
    @devvydoesstuff 4 роки тому +3

    Girl : Remember me from black Mesa?
    Chell : Black Mesa? I thought this was aperture

    • @BraixenKartzem
      @BraixenKartzem 4 роки тому

      It was Barney

    • @devvydoesstuff
      @devvydoesstuff 4 роки тому +1

      Not going to upload videos / No voy a subir videos r/woooooooooooosh

  • @jasmith1345
    @jasmith1345 8 років тому +36

    do gravity gun in portal

    • @Snufkun
      @Snufkun 8 років тому +2

      how?

    • @Snufkun
      @Snufkun 8 років тому +14

      its called portal for a reason

    • @ketchup5253
      @ketchup5253 7 років тому +4

      impulse 101 in portal

    • @DrPew-ph5du
      @DrPew-ph5du 7 років тому +4

      kitty cannon
      Turrets: WEEEEEEEE!

    • @doorknob872
      @doorknob872 6 років тому

      He could have it but he would still need the portal gun

  • @gregoryodonnell1146
    @gregoryodonnell1146 8 років тому +27

    now you should do the gravity gun in portal, even though it'd be almost impossible.

    • @gregoryodonnell1146
      @gregoryodonnell1146 8 років тому +1

      Octagonal Kahn I know but it'd be impossible to complete

    • @PebsBeans
      @PebsBeans 8 років тому +3

      If you try the gravity gun in portal without using the portal gun, you can't get past chamber 02.
      That's why i use both >:D

    • @ephemeralViolette
      @ephemeralViolette 6 років тому

      +StrongAdel Chamber 2 is putting a cube on a button, it's when you don't even have the portal gun...

  • @derstreber2
    @derstreber2 7 років тому +8

    5:59 "I said pick up the can!!"
    and 6:17

  • @thewarden9284
    @thewarden9284 4 роки тому +2

    9:25
    Alyx is a Witch CONFIRMED

  • @treasboi
    @treasboi 3 роки тому +3

    6:49 tf 2 sniper's voice actor's sound

  • @mikewright7964
    @mikewright7964 8 років тому +7

    "We have not known each other very long", indeed

  • @lafxia
    @lafxia 8 років тому +9

    The fastest HL2 walkthrough i have ever seen!!

  • @bullcheese2236
    @bullcheese2236 5 років тому +1

    Breen:Gordon, you have no idea what you are doing!
    Chell:Yeah. But I know what I am doing!

  • @kafuchino3435
    @kafuchino3435 3 роки тому +2

    dude you blew my mind when you skipped literally 90% of the game just by two portals