I was at a small restaurant with my grandfather who had a hearing aid, that is iffy if it works or not. This was a not working time. He said “I like coming here cause it’s always full of cops. They know where the best tasting food for the lowest prices.” He was talking normally but they were all around us. They heard him and smiled but, that was not enough for him. He wanted me to answer him by repeating what he said, to make sure “I” heard him. That is when all 12/15 cops put their forks down and turned towards me, smiling. I repeated what he said but in a loud voice so everyone in the restaurant could hear me, his hearing aid wasn’t working. Grandpa said I should speak up and not mumble, I had to repeat that , Yes, Cops do find the cheapest and best places to eat. The cops smiled and went back to eating. I was so embarrassed.
My father-in-law has a hearing aid that’s _implanted_ into his head that’s *also Bluetooth!* So, sometimes it looks like he’s talking to you, _but_ he’s on the phone instead! So, you don’t know if you should respond or not 😕 lol Regular Bluetooth headphones you know, because you can see the ear plug. But with him, he’s not nothing in his ear. So, if he’s the only one in the room when you walk in, it looks like he’s taking to himself 🤭
@@jaypritchett6846 -20/30 years ago he would have been locked up for talking to himself. Holding a conversation with an imaginary person. Today, we don’t know. Is he on his phone or, is he talking to his imaginary friend? Got to love technology, out crazy the Crazy people. 🤣🤣
I never thought of using the Astroglide on the birdfeeder poles, but Jeff did! However, I used to sit on my elevated back porch at dusk with my BB pistol and infra-red sight, and wait for the raccoons to come raid the cat food dishes on the deck. I have watched this video countless times, and I laugh myself silly every time!
When it comes to profanity in comedies, I take it or leave it, and I'm a millennial! Even though I am happy to know that I still don't have any kids and happily single, I know that dealing and taking care of my elderly parents is stressful enough. Who needs babies when you're already taking care of your Elder people! For the first time in my life I know a parenting is all about!
My 67yr old step father has built a snipers nest in the master bathroom that overlooks the backyard to get the squirrels with his air-soft BB rifle. He told me picked off 6 in one day last fall.
Before he passed, my grandfather used to wake up early in the morning to shoot the stray cats off his RV because they kept peeing on the sunshade. But he kept a bird feeder and would feed the squirrels separately to keep them off the bird food. One of my favorite stories of his was when he slept in one morning and the squirrel was banging on his sliding glass door because the food hadn't been set out yet.
@@sonjawright518 I just thought it was the funniest thing, sucker was apparently standing on its hind legs and pounding on the window obviously irritated that the food hadn't been put out yet. And this was in Granada Hills, California (basically a part of the LA megalopolis) where you don't really expect wildlife to be right in your back yard just a few yards from your pool. Suckers were sure insistent on getting their seeds, though!
I bought a card for my sister and her hubby. They have 3 kids, all of them are now 36 or more. One in particular, even though he is now a father himself and a great guy, could be rambunctious as H when he was 5. For his parents, now grandparents. Pictured is a grandmother with a plate of choc chip cookies, and her young grandson and granddaughter are eating cookies and screaming happily as they run fast around her. She says, "Now that you're all jacked up on sugar and caffeine, it's time to take you home to Mommy and Daddy" .... Inside the card: "Grandchildren: the funniest form of payback."
They called me up two days later laughing and laughing. I told them, "Call Matt in a couple of days. I sent one to him also!!" He is their son, the former rambunctious 5 year old.
Have 'chick comedy' vids showing up in my youtube. There's not a single one where the lady isn't talking about sex through most of it and/or talking about the V word and the P word. I'm no prude but the stuff isn't even funny.
My mother turned to me one day and said "I'm going to design a t-shirt with a picture of a squirrel on it and the squirrel is saying "Excuse me, but your bird feeder is empty." Those squirrels drove her nuts! 😂🤣😂🤣
2:09 thanks to my grandfather and 3 younger siblings I now have a naturally loud voice even when I’m whisper. Also I think I may be a bit tone deaf. I’m so loud that for one a dress rehearsal for my school musical I was already naturally loud enough for people to hear me with or without the microphone
He takes the pill she gave him, and the next thing he knows is that it's suddenly 2 days later and he's on the ground, flat on his back, talking to Elvis... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ncisfan29 oh, i think Jeff Foxworthy is much "FUNNER" then Larry the Cable Guy although i have seen his movie called.....Disney's Cars & Cars 2" (as Mater the Tater)
Oh good lord. My mama had an issue with squirrels eating the hair off her palm trees. She would be on the back porch with our high powered BBgun waiting on them. It was like living w Granny Clampet.
We have dueling recliners and our adult kids get the biggest kick out of us. I love getting old and not caring. DAMN! The squirrels, what is up with that!!!! LOL
Jeff is one of best comedians of all time. I like dirty comedians; like George Carlin for example, but I do have to admit, and I think comes from having been raised in a conservative home, it is really refreshing to listen to a comedian who chooses not to resort to profanity in order to be funny. On a sidenote, I remember Jeff had a goatee for a while in some of his shows, and I have to say I think it was a better look for him, as opposed to his Chevron Mustache.
In a way you've got to be cleverer, more metaphorical, to express some things without profanity - and that can lead to some really inventive, funny stuff.
I got to spend a week with my grandparents. Neither of my grandparents could hear me to save my vocal cords. And I got away with so much just because I was a grandkid. Hehehe.
just found Jeff's channel! I didn't even think he would have a UA-cam channel until I found him on Mayim Bialik's UA-cam Channel with Jeff. Wow things you learn. Love Jeff! Always. wondering what the latest shows he has had or movies. Last I knew he had a special that is on Netflix in 2022 and I have seen it (still on my list). I miss the Blue Collar Comedy days! Jeff, Larry and Bill are THE BEST COMEDIANS ever as far as I'm concerned. Hope everything is great with you and your family Jeff! Take care
If you were born 9 months to the day from when your parents got married your mom and dad had a pre marriage celebration about two weeks before the ceremony. Lol.
9 months is 36weeks and 36-40 weeks is normal for you to have a child during the last month. So no he was just born 36 weeks later both my kids were 41 weeks. One week late on each kid. So in 9 months he could have been 36 weeks old. My kids were born 5 weeks after don't mean I conceived them at a different time.. I would love to see real facts about this opinion. LMAO
And when it comes to squirrels I just sit there and wonder did they get themselves a hold of some crack rock in the garbage or something cuz they ain't too much energy and look way too crazy😂😂😂😂😂
I love it! "I woke up 2 days later laying in the back yard, talking to Elvis" what a hoot!
_“Say hello to my little friend.”_ 🤭 lol
Jeff Foxworthy is one of my favorite comedians of all time. He never fails to make me laugh. We need more people like him in the world.
hes deep south and not doing comedy- just daily observations here...
Him, Ron white, Larry the cable guy, Ingvall. All together are a hoot.
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Jeff Foxworthy is the cleanest Comedian of all
Jim gaffigan as well cant leave him out
I was at a small restaurant with my grandfather who had a hearing aid, that is iffy if it works or not. This was a not working time.
He said “I like coming here cause it’s always full of cops. They know where the best tasting food for the lowest prices.” He was talking normally but they were all around us. They heard him and smiled but, that was not enough for him. He wanted me to answer him by repeating what he said, to make sure “I” heard him.
That is when all 12/15 cops put their forks down and turned towards me, smiling. I repeated what he said but in a loud voice so everyone in the restaurant could hear me, his hearing aid wasn’t working. Grandpa said I should speak up and not mumble, I had to repeat that , Yes, Cops do find the cheapest and best places to eat.
The cops smiled and went back to eating. I was so embarrassed.
Lol
My father-in-law has a hearing aid that’s _implanted_ into his head that’s *also Bluetooth!* So, sometimes it looks like he’s talking to you, _but_ he’s on the phone instead! So, you don’t know if you should respond or not 😕 lol
Regular Bluetooth headphones you know, because you can see the ear plug. But with him, he’s not nothing in his ear. So, if he’s the only one in the room when you walk in, it looks like he’s taking to himself 🤭
@@jaypritchett6846 -20/30 years ago he would have been locked up for talking to himself.
Holding a conversation with an imaginary person.
Today, we don’t know.
Is he on his phone or, is he talking to his imaginary friend?
Got to love technology, out crazy the Crazy people. 🤣🤣
The look on those women's faces when Jeff brought up "astroglide". That was priceless! :-)
I liked even better the reaction people had when he said put it on a Cadillac and get it in a doghouse!! ; )
Yes, and "it's right next to the condominiums".
@@marjnussby1516 😂😂
*Astro-glide is horrible!* My hubby and I had to look for other stuff to keep the squirrels off!!! 🤭 lol
Ah hahaha Ron White squirrels in the old guys bathing suit
"It's really good stuff, apparently you can put it on a Cadillac and you can get it into a doghouse" LMAO I miss the days of Foxworthy's comedy tours.
I love Jeff Foxworthy’s humor!😄😄 He’s funny!
"Don't you lie to me, Ed!" That's all i came for lol
Me too!!!
@@atflorida1414 I tell you the people who have to have some to wipe their but, they hate it a lot more than you who wipe does.
I was more for "Don't look now!...
But the man behind us is cross-eyed as a bat!!!"
Jeff Foxworthy can always make me laugh!
I love this guy's sense of humor and never laughed so hard!
S.R. Hurst funny man
Listen to his buddy, Bill engvall
He is priceless ! We need more funny people in the world !
Do you want to stop the sniffles or not feel your head
Bwahahaha
1:10 seiners get ahold of some good stuff! 🤣 Get up ya baby! I take four of those and go to the grocery store!
OMG, the astro glide and the squirrels!😂 💀
His genius is his delivery. Half of these stories would not be as funny without it.
The woman at 4:28, at the mention of Astro Glide - classic!!! :-D
Jim S I am so glad you mentioned that lady. That was as funny as Jeff, lol
A favorite comedian for sure
I love the way Jeff said “ED?” And then shook his head. Nobody made the name Ed sound funnier than Jeff Foxworthy.
Most underrated comic ever, he can make a joke outta anything!,
I never thought of using the Astroglide on the birdfeeder poles, but Jeff did! However, I used to sit on my elevated back porch at dusk with my BB pistol and infra-red sight, and wait for the raccoons to come raid the cat food dishes on the deck.
I have watched this video countless times, and I laugh myself silly every time!
My dad used Vaseline on ours.
😅😅😅😅
Humor without vulgarity! 👏👏😂
once he said ASTROGLIDE - immediately panned to al females in the audience with hands on their heads- we know what YOU know.
"Get up, you baby! I take four of those daily and go to the grocery store!" That's something my mom would say.
Same 😂
And something i do . . .
Mine too😂
Say hello to my little friend💊💊💊💊
When it comes to profanity in comedies, I take it or leave it, and I'm a millennial! Even though I am happy to know that I still don't have any kids and happily single, I know that dealing and taking care of my elderly parents is stressful enough. Who needs babies when you're already taking care of your Elder people! For the first time in my life I know a parenting is all about!
My mom was rude to servers in restaurants. Then she gave me her card to pay. I gave them $30, $50 tips. They earned it.
I would have whooped your ass the first time. Some of these servers are rude and and suck at their job.... that's beside the point
Yep!! I'm right there with ya!!
Would you have given them as much if it was your money?
The point was he's pissed at his mom..
My 67yr old step father has built a snipers nest in the master bathroom that overlooks the backyard to get the squirrels with his air-soft BB rifle. He told me picked off 6 in one day last fall.
Before he passed, my grandfather used to wake up early in the morning to shoot the stray cats off his RV because they kept peeing on the sunshade. But he kept a bird feeder and would feed the squirrels separately to keep them off the bird food. One of my favorite stories of his was when he slept in one morning and the squirrel was banging on his sliding glass door because the food hadn't been set out yet.
UnsulliedSpy squirrels are good for letting you know it’s meal time, lol
@@sonjawright518 I just thought it was the funniest thing, sucker was apparently standing on its hind legs and pounding on the window obviously irritated that the food hadn't been put out yet. And this was in Granada Hills, California (basically a part of the LA megalopolis) where you don't really expect wildlife to be right in your back yard just a few yards from your pool. Suckers were sure insistent on getting their seeds, though!
UnsulliedSpy that is a really cute story, I think squirrels are adorable little critters.
@@sonjawright518 Squirrels are just rats with good publicity. - David Letterman
If squirrels are driving you crazy by stealing food from your bird feeder.... "You might be a senior".....
If you refuse to get out of your recliner even during an emergency or a touchdown celebration, You Might Be a Senior.
If you ever get your chest hair caught in your pants zipper, you might be a senior.
@@Jarock316 HAHAHAHAH.. :)
Never Change,Jeff Foxworthy. 👍.
I so feel this. My current are 8 and 10. My Mama is 82.
I love Jeff foxworthy he is so funny and keeps me laughing
The blondes face in the crowd knew exactly and remembered all about the astroglide lmbo
Started to watch him after the roast of Jeff foxworthy...... He deserves all his success, great material
Yep, Jeff Foxworthy knows what he’s talking about😂
do you know why grand kids and grand parents get along so well--------common enemy
😂😂😂😂😂
I love that lol good job haha
I bought a card for my sister and her hubby. They have 3 kids, all of them are now 36 or more. One in particular, even though he is now a father himself and a great guy, could be rambunctious as H when he was 5. For his parents, now grandparents. Pictured is a grandmother with a plate of choc chip cookies, and her young grandson and granddaughter are eating cookies and screaming happily as they run fast around her. She says, "Now that you're all jacked up on sugar and caffeine, it's time to take you home to Mommy and Daddy" .... Inside the card: "Grandchildren: the funniest form of payback."
They called me up two days later laughing and laughing. I told them, "Call Matt in a couple of days. I sent one to him also!!" He is their son, the former rambunctious 5 year old.
@@VrgniaMailman heh heh heh heh.........Now THAT'S FUNny!!!! Loved it !!
This is where Jeff Dunham got bubba Js voice 😂
No profanity jokes. What a blessing. Good old comedy.
Look up the “Dry Bar”, it’s a bunch of comedians that’s don’t use profanity in their skits
Have 'chick comedy' vids showing up in my youtube. There's not a single one where the lady isn't talking about sex through most of it and/or talking about the V word and the P word. I'm no prude but the stuff isn't even funny.
@@robertf6344 exactly
Yep that's what I love about his comedy
You haven’t heard his REALLY early shit, have you?
I owe the CD but, I never get tired of watching it on utube!! FoxWorthy is worth it...😆😆😆he kills me every time.
so timely, so true. i am 58 yr's old.
never fails to make me laugh
We need get the old Blue collar gang back together.
Never heard of this comedian before. What a treat. Smart, witty, and clean.
How can you not hear about a comedian who's been in the business for nearly 40 years?
@@joshuabrooks4907 Comedy is not my "thing". Retired recently, so am broadening my exposure to things non-engineering. Good times.
We love you here in The Philippines
Absolutly funny man and no profanity needed. What a concept!
I'm only 40 and I've hated squirrels for 30 years!
Sheepdog Smokey squirrels are tasty
Put a slinky on the bird feeder pole. It'll drive the squirrels nuts!!!
The world needs laughter more than ever right now!
My mother turned to me one day and said "I'm going to design a t-shirt with a picture of a squirrel on it and the squirrel is saying "Excuse me, but your bird feeder is empty." Those squirrels drove her nuts! 😂🤣😂🤣
They actually have T-shirts like that online! I’m getting one this year that reads “I have reason to believe the squirrels are mocking me!”
Thank so Mr. JEFF FOXWORTHY you've been so Good, Thank U Man!
One of the funniest skits I've ever seen! Clean comedy too! That makes all the difference in my opinion.
One of the funniest comedians ever
2:09 thanks to my grandfather and 3 younger siblings I now have a naturally loud voice even when I’m whisper. Also I think I may be a bit tone deaf. I’m so loud that for one a dress rehearsal for my school musical I was already naturally loud enough for people to hear me with or without the microphone
"Get up you baby. I take four of those and go to the grocery store." Yeah, when you're sleepwalking because of those pills!
I thought she developed an immunity to the side effects
He takes the pill she gave him, and the next thing he knows is that it's suddenly 2 days later and he's on the ground, flat on his back, talking to Elvis...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@spikebrannigan e0e
Ya idiot we know the line don't need to repeat it ...SHUT UP!
Now THIS is comedy.
Bless you, Jeff 💙
I got to see this guy and Larry the Cable Guy in person last night and they are hilarious!!!!!
+nicisfan29...... & he was "LIVE?"
+Elizabeth Roberto yes! I got to see them both at a show in my town. It was AWESOME! Larry the Cable Guy was hilarious! And so was Jeff Foxworthy!
ncisfan29
oh, i think Jeff Foxworthy is much "FUNNER" then Larry the Cable Guy although i have seen his movie called.....Disney's Cars & Cars 2" (as Mater the Tater)
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I’m right there with you with those squirrels.
DON'T LOOK NOW! BUT THE MAN BEHIND US IS CROSSED EYED AS A BAT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeff you are super great!!° God bless you.
"Right next to the condominiums"
Oh good lord. My mama had an issue with squirrels eating the hair off her palm trees. She would be on the back porch with our high powered BBgun waiting on them. It was like living w Granny Clampet.
The reaction of that girl the camera cut to as soon as he said Astroglide....,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This do is a legend
Keep having Bdays Jeff.
We have dueling recliners and our adult kids get the biggest kick out of us. I love getting old and not caring. DAMN! The squirrels, what is up with that!!!! LOL
Jeff is an inspiration. He proves that you don't need to be funny to be a comedian.
Jeff is one of best comedians of all time. I like dirty comedians; like George Carlin for example, but I do have to admit, and I think comes from having been raised in a conservative home, it is really refreshing to listen to a comedian who chooses not to resort to profanity in order to be funny.
On a sidenote, I remember Jeff had a goatee for a while in some of his shows, and I have to say I think it was a better look for him, as opposed to his Chevron Mustache.
The Cowboy
The Cowboy hat trick
Hee lar eee us....
In a way you've got to be cleverer, more metaphorical, to express some things without profanity - and that can lead to some really inventive, funny stuff.
@@cisium1184Hence why Engvall was so successful right up to his retirement.
Jeff is the Best.
"son, can you go to the drug store and grab some astro glide? ... I know you can hear me!"
"Don't look now...." ROFL!!!!!!
I got to spend a week with my grandparents. Neither of my grandparents could hear me to save my vocal cords.
And I got away with so much just because I was a grandkid. Hehehe.
My grandparents don’t wear their hearing aids.. so the tv is blasting loud..
Wish the sound was better but love this guy
just found Jeff's channel! I didn't even think he would have a UA-cam channel until I found him on Mayim Bialik's UA-cam Channel with Jeff. Wow things you learn. Love Jeff! Always. wondering what the latest shows he has had or movies. Last I knew he had a special that is on Netflix in 2022 and I have seen it (still on my list). I miss the Blue Collar Comedy days! Jeff, Larry and Bill are THE BEST COMEDIANS ever as far as I'm concerned. Hope everything is great with you and your family Jeff! Take care
The real problem is when your parents can hear you and they say that you are not going to tell them what to do.
Excellent observations.
1:10 “seniors get ahold of some _good stuff!”_ 🤣 *”Get up ya baby! I take four of those and go to the grocery store!* 🤭
It comes to us all!
If you were born 9 months to the day from when your parents got married your mom and dad had a pre marriage celebration about two weeks before the ceremony. Lol.
9 months is 36weeks and 36-40 weeks is normal for you to have a child during the last month. So no he was just born 36 weeks later both my kids were 41 weeks. One week late on each kid. So in 9 months he could have been 36 weeks old. My kids were born 5 weeks after don't mean I conceived them at a different time.. I would love to see real facts about this opinion. LMAO
2:08 is my grandfather to a "T". He isn't subtle at all because everyone can hear him in public. 😂
Good point.
Pure comedy
Awesomely fun
My grandma did that to me once on a road trip with her and my parents to funny the memories
Clean poop joke, he pulled it off
Foxworthy is hilarious
i love your jokes
Some of his old stuff when the kids were small and family tail's was good.cant hardly find em
Yup; I work in a memory unit😂
Thanks to all of you! The memory care staff at "the home" were such a help to my Mom And me. God Bless You!
Jeff is so funny.
And when it comes to squirrels I just sit there and wonder did they get themselves a hold of some crack rock in the garbage or something cuz they ain't too much energy and look way too crazy😂😂😂😂😂
riddle of the sphinx explained perfectly here
At about 4:26 (when he starts his little "product endorsement"), the look on the woman's face is priceless.
Yeah, FLUSH.
Hahaha, the lady's face in the background at 4:28 I died laughing.
Vladislav Lavrov I think that's his wife
Priceless 😂
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good ol' Astroglide!
She knows what it is. LMAO
Who's here in 2019?
Watching this I was wondering if I had this show on DVD or VHS, seen it before but I don't remember where my copy is.
This boy right here.
Not me
@@kattrak1738 😂 can we go back in time please?? Please take me back to 2019!
@@pawpower1023 i wish! I was literally listening to this waiting to get my covid test🤣
What I want to know is did the astroglide work on the squirrels? These are important questions that need answers!
Best of Bread"........... Yeeeeaaaahhhh!😍
I'm lauging so hard😂😂😂👍👍👍
My parents were married in November 79 and I was born February 9, 1980
Now I want a recliner lol 😂
HAHAHA,,,,ME TOO !!
4:27 The girl in the back row sure knows about AstroGlide...
If you live out in the country, like me, you can upgrade to a 22 rifle.