This Jerma is actually one of many clones, there are hundreds of them, all stored in an underground secret base, just waiting to be awakened and start streaming. The only reason why Jerma is inactive is because the labs are running with a smaller crew of scientists because of covid 19, and unfortunately the Jerma clone that was active actually died due to Cheesenips poisoning( he accidentaly ate one of them and didn't drink the antidote fast enough.) and the scientists ran into some problems in the base, thus not being able activate one of the many Jerma clones, detailes are scarce, I only know what was leaked to the media. But I wouldn't worry if I were you, there will always be a Jerma clone out there, streaming games.
7:39 “I almost pressed the jump button” Okay so let’s dissect how much of a Jerma moment this is real quick. So, obviously he doesn’t understand that _leaving the ground_ isn’t what fails your attempt, it’s the landing, which is, at least, a forgivable mistake, but then he goes on to demonstrate that he doesn’t even properly understand his _own_ misunderstanding and chooses to walk off the canon and _fall onto_ the flag anyway, as opposed to having the boo carry him into the pole to avoid becoming airborne, like you would do if you were trying to never leave the ground. This is what a quality streamer looks like, ladies and gentlemen.
Going through these steps as I watched him made me feel like a fussy dickhead. I'm glad there are many other fussy dickheads here who appreciate Jerma for how much OCD he gives them
It's infinitely funnier when you realize that almost every single Jerma joke follows some nonsensical logic train wreck like this. If he wasn't a comedian, he'd be in an asylum.
it makes more sense if you take jerma's understanding of the clear condition to be "don't jump" rather than "don't leave the ground". additionally, jerma could've realized midway through that the designers wouldn't have made something so stark, and figured out his prior mistake from that.
Connor Pickens adhd brain moment. Seems like he overthinks everything to the point that he’s too busy thinking about it to actually do it properly. Same with the button mashing, I imagine he’s hyper conscious of his fingers pressing the buttons.
Boamere I get all that, and I'm not knocking him. I'm the same way sometimes. When I used to play arena shooters and go on tears, I would panic since I knew everyone wanted a piece of me, become a jittery mess over-obsessing every little action, and then get my ass kicked in because I'm practically inventing the sensory stimuli overfilling my brain. Those panic correction jumps he did all the time in Sunshine also struck a deep chord. I honestly wonder how much of it is Jerm-boy himself and how much is him being aware tens of thousands of people will see every aspect of everything he does, thus making him horrendously anxious. Chat being a hellhole 7/10 times probably doesn't help either.
16:35 That's a reference to my favorite scene in the first Spiderman movie. Spiderman is fighting his most powerful and vile enemy, Willem Dafoe when he puts on the mask and reveals that he was Peter's closest friend the Green Goblin the whole time.
Jerma when losing at dark souls: that was my own fault I was too greedy I had to step back for a second to assess the situation better Jerma at a game designed to train the motor skills and reaction times of babies and toddlers: 9:30
On the one hand, I would really miss Jerma if he retired. On the other hand, him actually deleting his account after losing a dumb bet with chat is such a god tier Jerma joke it would almost be worth it.
Aemil Harithz If you mean live, then hell yeah dude. He’s doing three a week for now, hope you have a blast. But if you just mean you wanted to check out the full streams, then have a look at the Jerma Stream Archive on UA-cam (and its older predecessors).
8:46 My name is Jacob, and I'm studying to work in to be a Computer Engineer, so this really freaked me out because it sounds like a professor yelling at me for shitty code I wrote.
The way the video didn’t cut away from Jerma getting all those coins. I knew what was going to happen. I *knew*. And then it happened, and it absolutely wrecked me, lemme tell ya. Oh my lord.
You know back during the Simpson's hit and run where people made fun of jerma for not beating a "children's game" even thou hit and run is for adults (teens at least). Yeah this is that moment but for real
1:04 Now that he's known for doing these crazy elaborate event streams like The Dollhouse and the baseball streams, this would be infinitely funnier. Not even a goodbye, the stream just starts buffering, and then the saddest raid in history floods into someone's chat
Right after he said "I can't die, I'm gonna have to delete my account!" and died, my video went to a black loading screen. Almost thought that was an editor's joke, but NOPE *AD TIME*
I appreciate how there was no upload yesterday because Jerma came back, and then there is this upload today since Jerma is not streaming until tomorrow. A beautiful consistent line of Jerma.
4:44 him jumping there after beeing picked up by the mole was one of those jerma moments where youre genuinely mad at how he couldve possibly messed that up. I usually dont get those moments but this was one of em.
The amount of self induced instances of pain and suffering due to sheer spastic adrenaline or whatever you want to call it is just so high. 10/10 Quality Jerma video.
Before i started watching jerma i would never get angry watching someone play a game poorly. But watching him play slime rancher so slowly and inefficiently triggered something in me I didnt kno was there
At 7:54, when he almost jumped I out loud in the middle of my room with the lights off yelled “JERMA!” like an angry mom.....So that’s how my nights going how’s yours?
Gonna cry? Use some assist parts maybe? Maybe even hand me the controller?
Other streams have ruined me and I now read this in Herman Li's voice.
This was so irritating to read
@@Doc_Fun like from Dragonforce?
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“I caught you saying that on tape Luigi! Not so tough now huh? Wait till I cancel you on Twitter Luigi!” “Mario No!”
Luigi: "You have a little piece of spaghetti on your overalls."
Mario: "𝕆 ℍ 𝔽 𝕌 ℂ 𝕂 𝕐 𝕆 𝕌 𝕃 𝕌 𝕀 𝔾 𝕀 !"
I mean, he's right.
Maybe he meant to say “Oh thank you Luigi”, but it came out sounding a lot like fuck you.
@@DramakilzU it surely sounds a lot like "fuck you Luigi" tho
@@DramakilzU It's definitely a thank you
Not once have I heard that until I read this and went back.
I can't wait for the highlight where he eats McChickens for like 20 minutes
superdazza's done a highlight for that
Liam HB Yeah I've seen it, its a good part of the stream
*ahem*
Review you mean
go watch it right now
MR. FISH yes sir
It must be so EXHAUSTING pretending to be this bad at Mario all the time.
ACTOR joke
@The Jerma985 Well definitely not now
Legit though, he is falling for all the suicide coins. Lmao.
The sudden realization that Jerma will someday *stop* streaming made me feel genuine dread
Be sure to tune in to his cryogenic preservation stream
He'll never stop streaming. Even when he's 819 years old he'll still be finding coffee and cheetos and chicken.
Not to worry. We'll just upload his consciousness into a robot. Not even the expiration of his physical form will stop us from bullying him
Streaming is how the Universe keeps Jerma in check, once he stops it’ll be like if Gleipnir was removed from Fenrir
This Jerma is actually one of many clones, there are hundreds of them, all stored in an underground secret base, just waiting to be awakened and start streaming.
The only reason why Jerma is inactive is because the labs are running with a smaller crew of scientists because of covid 19, and unfortunately the Jerma clone that was active actually died due to Cheesenips poisoning( he accidentaly ate one of them and didn't drink the antidote fast enough.) and the scientists ran into some problems in the base, thus not being able activate one of the many Jerma clones, detailes are scarce, I only know what was leaked to the media.
But I wouldn't worry if I were you, there will always be a Jerma clone out there, streaming games.
The amount of times he dies as a result of getting coins is actually obscene.
the grinner takes control
jerma’s “luigi voicemail” impression gave me horrible, horrible stomach ulcers it was so bad
Haha yes my sweet Doppio
@A Toaster classic
Watch out! You may be suffering from terminal 7!
6:38
I loved that it was just like "oh that's it, end of the bit I guess"
I’m still convinced that Jerma is secretly the 3rd Mario Brother
The worst mario brother.
jerma is sponge
well then we need a wajerma
Mario's weird Irish cousin from Boston.
So does that mean that Scout is also related to Mario?
7:39 “I almost pressed the jump button”
Okay so let’s dissect how much of a Jerma moment this is real quick.
So, obviously he doesn’t understand that _leaving the ground_ isn’t what fails your attempt, it’s the landing, which is, at least, a forgivable mistake, but then he goes on to demonstrate that he doesn’t even properly understand his _own_ misunderstanding and chooses to walk off the canon and _fall onto_ the flag anyway, as opposed to having the boo carry him into the pole to avoid becoming airborne, like you would do if you were trying to never leave the ground.
This is what a quality streamer looks like, ladies and gentlemen.
Going through these steps as I watched him made me feel like a fussy dickhead. I'm glad there are many other fussy dickheads here who appreciate Jerma for how much OCD he gives them
It's infinitely funnier when you realize that almost every single Jerma joke follows some nonsensical logic train wreck like this. If he wasn't a comedian, he'd be in an asylum.
it makes more sense if you take jerma's understanding of the clear condition to be "don't jump" rather than "don't leave the ground". additionally, jerma could've realized midway through that the designers wouldn't have made something so stark, and figured out his prior mistake from that.
Connor Pickens adhd brain moment. Seems like he overthinks everything to the point that he’s too busy thinking about it to actually do it properly. Same with the button mashing, I imagine he’s hyper conscious of his fingers pressing the buttons.
Boamere
I get all that, and I'm not knocking him. I'm the same way sometimes. When I used to play arena shooters and go on tears, I would panic since I knew everyone wanted a piece of me, become a jittery mess over-obsessing every little action, and then get my ass kicked in because I'm practically inventing the sensory stimuli overfilling my brain. Those panic correction jumps he did all the time in Sunshine also struck a deep chord.
I honestly wonder how much of it is Jerm-boy himself and how much is him being aware tens of thousands of people will see every aspect of everything he does, thus making him horrendously anxious. Chat being a hellhole 7/10 times probably doesn't help either.
its honestly impressive how bad jerma is at this. I've never seena grown man so overwhelmed by mario before
Absolutely. I know there's the running joke of "haha Jerma can't beat a children's game," but this is genuinely astounding.
Still not as bad as Cosmo Wright's mario maker performance. He literally couldn't do three walljumps
I would laugh my ass of if Jerma responded something like "Fuck off" xD
@@RandomPerson13 I don't understand how he's pressing Up and L while just walking forward through a pipe.
Can't dodge a few bones, but can beat Jevil first try.
2:01 "don't cry, give the controller to your older brother" made me laugh so hard i feel like im gonna cry
WE GOT ANY MARIO FANS IN THE CROWD? GIMME YOUR BEST "YEA YUH YAHOOOOO"
YEA YUH YAHOOOO
@@thelittlestshrumbo OHHHH, I KNOW YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT, CMON GUYS A LITTLE LOUDER
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAHOOOOOOOO
BING BING WAHOOO!
YEA-YEA-YEA-YEA-YEA-YEA-YEA-YEA- YUH YAHOOOOO!
sorry I was BLJ
16:15 “Local Streamer Throws Up After Being Called by His Brother ‘Too many times’”
16:35 That's a reference to my favorite scene in the first Spiderman movie. Spiderman is fighting his most powerful and vile enemy, Willem Dafoe when he puts on the mask and reveals that he was Peter's closest friend the Green Goblin the whole time.
Can’t wait for the clickbait title: IF I DIE IN THE GAME I END MY OWN CAREER.
parashockX video right there
"You gonna try again, Big Bro? Or will you perish like a dog?" - Luigi
"Imagine if your boss woukd just scream at you"
... Jerma clearly never worked a day in his life as an employee
2:30 ⓨⓞⓢⓗⓘ
Just a reminder, Jerma beat Dark Souls. Apparently, Mario is harder
Don't forget that he died like 9 times to Pinwheel (although to be fair it was early in the game I think)
He didn’t just beat Dark Souls, he beat _DARK SOULS 2 ON STREAM_
Jerma when losing at dark souls: that was my own fault I was too greedy I had to step back for a second to assess the situation better
Jerma at a game designed to train the motor skills and reaction times of babies and toddlers: 9:30
Seriously tho. Dark souls is easier than any game u can think of
@@Sazabi226 he didn't actually have trouble with pinwheel, he was pretending to be really bad
On the one hand, I would really miss Jerma if he retired.
On the other hand, him actually deleting his account after losing a dumb bet with chat is such a god tier Jerma joke it would almost be worth it.
I would prefer if he lost his account to a random member of chat over a bet he made in some kids game.
1:21 that is the scariest threat I’ve ever heard. In the near future, there may be a world without jerma
14:29 I like how the spring perfectly lands next to the other spring mid-air.
Jerma: *dies irl*
Luigi: "oh ye"
Heya, Little Bro!
If you're having trouble with life I can make you 3 feet taller in the next one!
After he said "i have to get all these" about the coins we all knew what was coming
"Heya bro, looks like you're coming up short"
"Need a boost?"
2:15 I fucking love Jerma’s little kid voice.
he's a man of many voices
I CANT DO MARIO!
Jeremy, it's been over a year now. Please call Luigi, he misses you so much.
For those not in the know, Jerma is streaming again now
Ayeee thank you! I've been wanting ti fully watch his streams since I'm a new fan and was waiting for one during the pandemic. Thanks mate!
Is there a VOD uploaded yet? I missed the first half of the stream
Aemil Harithz If you mean live, then hell yeah dude. He’s doing three a week for now, hope you have a blast. But if you just mean you wanted to check out the full streams, then have a look at the Jerma Stream Archive on UA-cam (and its older predecessors).
Anyone know when the fuck he's gonna do the rumble?
Is he okay?
5:00 for a second i thought it said "Are you gonna cry, Big Bro?"
The transitions between levels are so smooth I get confused. What a good job mr editor
14:29 BEST NOISE!
2:24 What? Ooh. IT'S A- OH, OI! ITS THE FIRST TIME WEFISHEE- I CAN- **yoshi** -UH, HUH
8:46 My name is Jacob, and I'm studying to work in to be a Computer Engineer, so this really freaked me out because it sounds like a professor yelling at me for shitty code I wrote.
Last time I was this early, Jerma was eating steakums
And playing God Hand
@@HeadLeg was he ever an alexander
Still in shock that he killed and ate Otto.
rotten meat
Steakumms brain
I was wondering what the intro was gonna be since you already used "It's a stone, Luigi, you didn't make it"
Every time I see Luigi pop up I think of SBFC “Easy mode is now available” from the Vergil fight
Mario and Luigi fighting shirtless in the rain
Oh jesus the good ol days
Who?
The way the video didn’t cut away from Jerma getting all those coins. I knew what was going to happen. I *knew*. And then it happened, and it absolutely wrecked me, lemme tell ya. Oh my lord.
You know back during the Simpson's hit and run where people made fun of jerma for not beating a "children's game" even thou hit and run is for adults (teens at least).
Yeah this is that moment but for real
1:04 Now that he's known for doing these crazy elaborate event streams like The Dollhouse and the baseball streams, this would be infinitely funnier.
Not even a goodbye, the stream just starts buffering, and then the saddest raid in history floods into someone's chat
13:48 jerma says owo
He said oh straight after to cover his tracks
you can bet that the chat filled with OwO at that moment
8:50 Oh God I'm sorry Jeremy it won't happen again please don't hurt me
This man beat dark souls but Mario and a kids Simpsons games are beyond him
You can’t blame him for the simpsons game
Local streamer fails at babby game, asks younger brother to beat it for him
3:12 stop you are not allowe d to make the transition that good
:)
Wait, that was a different level? Holy shit, I never even noticed.
I wish we had facecam for this moment 2:26
I just had like a 4th wall break when jerma started yelling at me 8:52
2:07 Is this the same "older brother" that he talked about in Sunshine? Is Jerma's imaginary older brother part of the Jerma lore now?
4:03 dread
3:40 truely anxiety music. I was at 4 to a 10 so fast
I can already imagine chat spamming “SO BAD” in chat and I only wish I could have been there to join
"Luigi! I need-a you to beat this-a level for me!"
"and also, could you, could you bring me some *CLIFF BARS!?"*
Jerma sucks at God Hand...
But I’m so so happy we got to watch him play it❤️
A real-time demonstration of a gambling addiction
esoterra grim the second he found out there was a casino I knew what we were in for haha, classic.
That was a Godhand Stream? I could have sworn it was a BlackJack and USB tech-support Stream.
stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp
i got on the stream right as he found the casino, then went away and came back right as he entered the casino again
Right after he said "I can't die, I'm gonna have to delete my account!" and died, my video went to a black loading screen. Almost thought that was an editor's joke, but NOPE
*AD TIME*
12:42 Jermas's voice gets higher as mario becomes smaller
13:58 the Adam Sandler impression kills me everytime
I appreciate how there was no upload yesterday because Jerma came back, and then there is this upload today since Jerma is not streaming until tomorrow. A beautiful consistent line of Jerma.
16:14 that whole scene is my favorite Jerma noise at the moment
12:36 onwards is pure insanity. I’ve no idea how I’ve never seen this before
Mario: crashes face first into a wall of spikes and dies
Luigi: o ye
I’ve seen a few of this dude’s videos, short clips, the fuckin sus memes, and I gotta say, he is fuckin great.
I didn't know Adam Sandler played Super Mario Maker.
jarmario back at it again with mario
Jerma needs to calm down.
His Yoshi impressions are a pretty solid "Best impression of 2020" candidate..
Holy shit, I don't laugh often but I burst out laughing when he told cat mario to stop doing the M Bison move
4:44 him jumping there after beeing picked up by the mole was one of those jerma moments where youre genuinely mad at how he couldve possibly messed that up. I usually dont get those moments but this was one of em.
15:12
"If this guy kills me, I quit."
Blue piranha plant: *Sike*
5:19-5:25 leaked phone call documenting Luigi's last moments before dying in a collision
9:29 WHAT ITSTHE BUTTONS THE BUTFATFINGERS THE NINTENDO SWITCH
WHAT IT'S THE BUTTONS THE BUTT'N I FAT FINGERED 'CAUSE I'M'YOU THE *NINTENDO SWITCH*, MY WHY THUMB, USING MY THULUIGI, GET. OUT OF MY FACE
The funny thing is, the buttons are not that hard to avoid pressing
The amount of self induced instances of pain and suffering due to sheer spastic adrenaline or whatever you want to call it is just so high.
10/10 Quality Jerma video.
8:52 my name is Jacob, jerma you completely took me out of my vacation and gave me a ptsd flash back to my work.
He could have called vinny for maximum meme luigi voice.
The streamer makes many funny noises
is this the *insane* streamer that sponsored Steakums on stream?
8:46 this woke me up but made me think i was still asleep. It was a weird couple of seconds before I realized the bit.
Luigi confirmed for next Jerma Rumble.
Oh yea.
There are streams like this where jerma is so bad at the game that it's nearly impossible to watch it in full.
Before i started watching jerma i would never get angry watching someone play a game poorly. But watching him play slime rancher so slowly and inefficiently triggered something in me I didnt kno was there
I got a lotta ads in this video but I watched all of them, happy to support the Jerma Company Est. 1869!
16:16 lvl. 3 Goblin Scavenger death sound
PETER IT'S THE GOBLIN
It amazes me that he actually beat the game
The video started while I was looking away, and for a second I thought it was Vinny in the intro.
Look at all of these funny tuber moments
Insane actor of short stature KILLS his little brother
Jerma almost went full see-through gold plated with the controller.
Heya, Big Bro! I got stuck in this course, can you give me some assist parts? Wait, Big Bro, what are you doing?
13:47 he said "owo"
These 15-minute videos are so fucking funny, they feel like 2 minutes.
we need more hour-long picross videos.
He dies from greed so often....
The comparison between the size of the Switch controller's buttons really does make the buttons feel like chocolate chip sized.
16:26 there is no doubt in my mind that he did the greedy grinner face when he made this noise
That controller has to be microscopic if jerma is having trouble with tiny buttons
it's a stone luigi you didn't make it
1:05 That's the mark of a true artist Jerma, that means you have good character.
At 7:54, when he almost jumped I out loud in the middle of my room with the lights off yelled “JERMA!” like an angry mom.....So that’s how my nights going how’s yours?
'hes pretending' is never gonna die now is it
Jerma not understanding the no jump mechanics made me throw my phone in the toilet
Your Luigi impression is fucking amazing!
as of this post I’m glad he had his first stream in two months yesterday
This is the first time I heard someone call Cat Mario Garfield