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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @StallionGD
    @StallionGD  4 місяці тому +108

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  • @1percentsmart
    @1percentsmart 4 місяці тому +152

    I like how one scene it’s just Cologne doing excessive math and triggers then cuts to Stallion spamming monsters talking about one piece

  • @AngelShrimpChips
    @AngelShrimpChips 4 місяці тому +231

    "I was stuck in a cave for 10 hours once" average colon conversation

    • @BandNerd6000
      @BandNerd6000 4 місяці тому +1

      @@AngelShrimpChips average mc world for me lol

    • @Jaykay-studios
      @Jaykay-studios 4 місяці тому +1

      Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. Filled with rats. The rats made me crazy.

    • @Charded
      @Charded 4 місяці тому

      Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy

    • @Rahat_nub
      @Rahat_nub 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ChardedCraZy by DavJT?1??!1?!?1?1?1?1

    • @walkere9314
      @walkere9314 2 місяці тому

      mr beast video ahh comment

  • @JamAttack
    @JamAttack 4 місяці тому +399

    adding slipes to all my levels from here on out

  • @anir138
    @anir138 4 місяці тому +282

    3 UPLOADS IN ONE MONTH????
    EATING THIS SHIT UP

    • @Br0ken_7ecord
      @Br0ken_7ecord 4 місяці тому +6

      People with normal youtubers: WAAAHHHH UPLOAD DAILY):
      People with gas stationGD:

    • @badyoutuber9435
      @badyoutuber9435 4 місяці тому +3

      @@anir138 yum

    • @melissahawaii
      @melissahawaii 4 місяці тому

      @@badyoutuber9435tf

    • @ÞeSheep1
      @ÞeSheep1 4 місяці тому

      @@badyoutuber9435*p o o*

    • @no_one-e6du
      @no_one-e6du 4 місяці тому

      I love eating shit

  • @woah7_7
    @woah7_7 4 місяці тому +48

    Colon should make his an actual level, it looks fun

    • @the99thnoob74
      @the99thnoob74 4 місяці тому

      I think he has made some good platformer levels before

  • @Tulinjini
    @Tulinjini 4 місяці тому +89

    “wave… -waves”
    wise words stallion

  • @the99thnoob74
    @the99thnoob74 4 місяці тому +14

    “Ya know, it’s a flaw, but it’s cool so imma turn it into a feature” - Cologne describing every single dev’s thought process

    • @the99thnoob74
      @the99thnoob74 4 місяці тому +2

      9:40

    • @GDBonbon
      @GDBonbon 4 місяці тому

      @@the99thnoob74hey when is your live ps4 broadcast

  • @Crons_Squared
    @Crons_Squared 4 місяці тому +27

    [1:51] Really like the idea of the lil brown boxes resembling the trigger menus for what people are trying to do (and the check box for when its achived), it helps the video to be more cohesive overall when cutting between diffrent POVs
    but imo they can be a little too big, its not too much of a problem if the textbox is on screen for a short amount but then it would be hard to read, personally i'd make them a lil smaller but either way they're more useful than hurtful so good job dud
    have a cookie or something

    • @tetrahenix
      @tetrahenix 4 місяці тому

      ive seen you before

    • @Crons_Squared
      @Crons_Squared 2 місяці тому

      @@tetrahenix ominous ahh reply

    • @tetrahenix
      @tetrahenix 2 місяці тому

      @@Crons_Squared ive seen ur mcdonalds sprite flipaclip animation b4

    • @Crons_Squared
      @Crons_Squared 2 місяці тому

      @@tetrahenix oh dude thats awesome, thanks

  • @forhhhh
    @forhhhh 4 місяці тому +44

    3:54 great question

  • @KoPumpkin
    @KoPumpkin 4 місяці тому +34

    9:41
    holy crap hoik moment
    (For those who don't know a hoik is a bug in terraria that the devs loved so they said "screw it, that's a feature now." And just kept in the game dispite it's game breaking nature.)

  • @Cute2quit
    @Cute2quit 4 місяці тому +19

    5:56 biblically accurate stallion

  • @TheClockTicks
    @TheClockTicks 4 місяці тому +27

    18:35 "Does this look possible at 100% Speed?"

  • @vespli
    @vespli 4 місяці тому +6

    using killbot for the ad was genius, should've used firewall for the second one tho

  • @AuLumity_idol_is_GawrGura
    @AuLumity_idol_is_GawrGura 4 місяці тому +21

    The most cursed level is the one of Ti02's levels where it marks as a platformer, and the level itself isn't a platformer.

  • @_randommm
    @_randommm 4 місяці тому +96

    TODAY WE'RE PLAYING GEOMETRY DASH BUT ITS RACIALLY DIVIDED

    • @natedawg906
      @natedawg906 4 місяці тому +6

      AS IT SHOULD BE RAAAH

    • @TheKhanGD
      @TheKhanGD 4 місяці тому +2

      @@natedawg906 💩

    • @_randommm
      @_randommm 4 місяці тому

      @@natedawg906 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @chair3380
      @chair3380 4 місяці тому +3

      only cubes with the same icon colors can go to school together

    • @improbablyfur
      @improbablyfur 4 місяці тому

      me when lisp

  • @STG24
    @STG24 4 місяці тому +6

    0:46 cologne disabling the option to disable player controls to disable player controls

  • @MrDash1337
    @MrDash1337 4 місяці тому +2

    Stallion: doing stuff on the topic of the video
    Colon and Sdslayer: Actually making good levels with mechanics

  • @Sphereheadbozo
    @Sphereheadbozo 2 місяці тому +3

    17:49 SILENT DICCTRAS X??? (Look at dms)

  • @thedudehimself69420
    @thedudehimself69420 3 місяці тому +1

    4:58 I built 5⅓ times bigger for a level.
    It's inspired by one of SD's ideas.
    You can post your GD account so whoever is the first to get it right can see the level updating on an unlisted ID until the level is finished.

  • @zenvoGD
    @zenvoGD 4 місяці тому +13

    14:32 lets go gambiling!

  • @Sonny_playz
    @Sonny_playz 2 місяці тому +1

    Just how he used change of scene level and nord vpn probably doesn’t change levels at 8:27

  • @Gloinky
    @Gloinky 4 місяці тому +11

    172 views in 3 minutes? Bro really is gaining traction fast!!

    • @Th30nly0n
      @Th30nly0n 4 місяці тому +1

      Bro has a promising view count

  • @jonathanmejia1565
    @jonathanmejia1565 4 місяці тому +2

    After 3 months without uploads we have 3 UPLOADS IN 1 MONTH?? Imma take that as a win

  • @3psical
    @3psical 4 місяці тому +1

    Hey colon, look at this level called Boop by Optical. It has the exact mechanic you were trying to make, made in 2.1

  • @NoProductionsGD
    @NoProductionsGD 4 місяці тому +5

    0:05 "wave waves"
    makes sense 👍

  • @krab9216
    @krab9216 4 місяці тому +3

    9:04 sponsor ends

  • @banalsigmayouwishuwas
    @banalsigmayouwishuwas 24 дні тому

    i like how sd and stallion were just messing around while colon made an original cool mechanic

  • @Brybry.87
    @Brybry.87 3 місяці тому +2

    9:48 my robot ain't roboting

  • @CubeXC
    @CubeXC 4 місяці тому +3

    Stallion was in full power mode making his thing

  • @AgentAppleOFFICIAL
    @AgentAppleOFFICIAL 4 дні тому

    5:16 *luffy fades in* can we get much higher

  • @tkscoop8778
    @tkscoop8778 4 місяці тому +2

    W gnorp 12:02

  • @ezekielrobinson1776
    @ezekielrobinson1776 4 місяці тому +3

    Honey wake up, Stallion uploaded

  • @ROCKYZV7
    @ROCKYZV7 4 місяці тому +2

    0:19 i’ll give the audicene my game plan i dont have a game plan ÆÆÆÆÆ

  • @Niteowl11611
    @Niteowl11611 4 місяці тому +1

    This is probably your worst experience ever
    "I was stuck in a cave for 10 hours once 💀"

  • @RenderingUseless-lm5pr
    @RenderingUseless-lm5pr 4 місяці тому

    The knockoffs
    Sd: B L U B
    GD Cologne: Hold to die
    STALLION: S P I K E

  • @Monarchie_UK
    @Monarchie_UK 4 місяці тому +3

    I love how the levels are cursed

  • @funnycardman1780
    @funnycardman1780 4 місяці тому +2

    17:20 the hell is a silent dicctras X

  • @a64320
    @a64320 4 місяці тому +15

    Paused my edging streak to watch this

    • @AaluxiSeekuh67
      @AaluxiSeekuh67 4 місяці тому

      @frostbyte40 you're not surprised…

    • @Th30nly0n
      @Th30nly0n 4 місяці тому +1

      This started my edging streak

    • @Ascension721
      @Ascension721 4 місяці тому

      did u climax

    • @LifeSimplifiedvns
      @LifeSimplifiedvns 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Th30nly0nthis ended my edging streak

    • @ManioqV
      @ManioqV 4 місяці тому

      just learned what this means.
      why are people using it 😭😭

  • @anduyn167
    @anduyn167 4 місяці тому +1

    "I was stcuk in a cave 10 hours once" murdered me

  • @Xedronic
    @Xedronic 4 місяці тому +1

    Colon: 4:56
    Also Colon: 0:45

  • @matheodeale-schjetlein4416
    @matheodeale-schjetlein4416 4 місяці тому

    All of these could literally become it's own GAME just because they're so good! (Also W Gnorp)

  • @Kulerkas-x9l
    @Kulerkas-x9l Місяць тому +1

    9:14 mini guy I forgor what name he has

  • @benz7427
    @benz7427 4 місяці тому +504

    Immigrant Dash.

    • @iro0oo0ooooo
      @iro0oo0ooooo 4 місяці тому +4

      Yes

    • @RedTheRedder
      @RedTheRedder 4 місяці тому +55

      geometry dash but i made it racially divided

    • @shadow_143-7
      @shadow_143-7 4 місяці тому +6

      Immigrants learning geometry

    • @hoglin7
      @hoglin7 4 місяці тому +2

      OH HELL

    • @crcyo
      @crcyo 4 місяці тому +15

      Border hopping dash

  • @granitticore208
    @granitticore208 4 місяці тому +1

    15:24 yes it has been done in an Optical level

  • @Lesedi.LuvsDeMoon
    @Lesedi.LuvsDeMoon 4 місяці тому +1

    GDColon is the smartest guy in Geometry Dash

  • @cOuldeyegd
    @cOuldeyegd 4 місяці тому +1

    Fun fact about this video Doggie get on Grief 41% twice

  • @Pranker123
    @Pranker123 4 місяці тому

    you know its a good day when stallion uploads

  • @thejaxman7738
    @thejaxman7738 4 місяці тому +2

    6:48 breeeeeeeeer

  • @Underway22h
    @Underway22h 4 місяці тому

    I love that the american national anthem plays when colon figures out the orb gimmick even though he's canadian

  • @theyeeper13
    @theyeeper13 4 місяці тому +1

    2:36 what’s the music called?

  • @CKsilver
    @CKsilver 4 місяці тому

    the new videos have actually been so good
    keep it up!

  • @Kerw96
    @Kerw96 4 місяці тому +2

    18:40 "I was stuck in a cave for 10 hours once" what?

  • @AndroxmaGD
    @AndroxmaGD 4 місяці тому +1

    14:31 THEY ADDED GAMBLING TO GEOMETRY DASH!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Creative_YT
    @Creative_YT 4 місяці тому +1

    18:26 at 100% speed, does this look possible to you?

  • @andrewkylerbonifacio3784
    @andrewkylerbonifacio3784 4 місяці тому

    Petition for colon to finish his level and have it rated

  • @JossoGD
    @JossoGD 4 місяці тому +3

    Sd, colon, and stallion? This will be fun.

  • @astroturfisadude
    @astroturfisadude 4 місяці тому +1

    9:42 he described minecraft developers in 3 seconds

  • @instert-handle-here
    @instert-handle-here 4 місяці тому

    7:40 basically youre going so fast tht you hit the top of the level but the frames just didnt load

  • @coleroyplays2710
    @coleroyplays2710 4 місяці тому +2

    These are actually not as cursed as the levels I made when I first played geometry dash

  • @KingOfTheVolt
    @KingOfTheVolt 4 місяці тому +1

    Thank you for uploading I couldn’t find something to watch

  • @kittyace196
    @kittyace196 4 місяці тому

    there's a level called boop by optical which uses the entire jumpcharge mechanic that colon use

  • @bxstaghxst.
    @bxstaghxst. 3 місяці тому +1

    I had no idea that stallion looks like the son of rob top

  • @Henry_5143
    @Henry_5143 4 місяці тому

    What a goated group to collab with

  • @thatonedude-tf3vj
    @thatonedude-tf3vj 4 місяці тому +1

    colon really just remade the robot ☠️

  • @TheCoriKat
    @TheCoriKat 4 місяці тому +1

    RobTop games is rapidly approaching your location.

  • @SwonyYT
    @SwonyYT 4 місяці тому +5

    "Wave waves"
    -horse

  • @GDgalaxy-gdg
    @GDgalaxy-gdg 4 місяці тому +5

    0:07 Throw it out the window 😂😂😂

  • @ImTheFreddy
    @ImTheFreddy 4 місяці тому +1

    11:49 In 100% speed thats looks possible to you!?!?

  • @Offline-internet
    @Offline-internet 4 місяці тому

    This is no longer Geometry Dash this is Geometric Marathon

  • @Karmanthegamer
    @Karmanthegamer 2 місяці тому +1

    It was a bad idea to add dash spider person or Craig

  • @Arification
    @Arification 4 місяці тому +3

    0:04I loved when the wave gamemode waved all over the place and said “it’s waving time”

  • @gabucho3869
    @gabucho3869 4 місяці тому +1

    Waboo's Levels Must Be Death Sentence

  • @dingustube420
    @dingustube420 4 місяці тому

    Seeing colon in a stallion video is peak entertainment

  • @funnycardman1780
    @funnycardman1780 4 місяці тому

    oh my god its sd colon and stallion in one video best vid ever

  • @makkroww6097
    @makkroww6097 4 місяці тому

    Another certified StallionGD classic

  • @skylernine7677
    @skylernine7677 3 місяці тому

    Cube jumps over spike,spike kill cube,ship flys,wave waves😂

  • @lucy_derg
    @lucy_derg 4 місяці тому

    the fact he used one piece for a synonym for filler even though it has like 2% filler as opposed to like naruto or bleach

  • @therysnergamer
    @therysnergamer 4 місяці тому

    colon using a kubbi song is hype
    also good video or whatever i only came for kubbi music :3

  • @landronsc
    @landronsc 4 місяці тому

    Colon, that dark green crayon is called Eco Green. I remember that from like 1st grade lmaooo

  • @GabeBee-h2s
    @GabeBee-h2s 2 місяці тому +1

    8:36 isn’t that illegal?

  • @AuroraTheIdiot
    @AuroraTheIdiot 4 місяці тому

    The Cursed Geometry Dash was the slipes we made along the way

  • @Elipoika
    @Elipoika 4 місяці тому

    Awesome video! Anyway, what's the song that starts at 5:15?

  • @XCrossYT
    @XCrossYT 4 місяці тому +2

    9:14 sploinky (:

    • @StallionGD
      @StallionGD  4 місяці тому

      HOW ARE YOU SO FAST

    • @XCrossYT
      @XCrossYT 4 місяці тому

      @@StallionGD you cant hide him from me (:

  • @AquaaWasTaken
    @AquaaWasTaken 3 місяці тому

    If I was to ever ask the player of GD, Stallion if he would collab with me, would I really have a shot at a feat?

  • @muffies
    @muffies 4 місяці тому

    More yters should use multiple perspectives in build swap n stuff

  • @TechnicallyJackson
    @TechnicallyJackson 4 місяці тому

    “What’s your favorite state? I like Oregon”
    Idk what’s to like but okay 😭💀

  • @Erik_2022
    @Erik_2022 4 місяці тому +1

    9:42 Every game developer

  • @Jommo213
    @Jommo213 4 місяці тому

    He’s done it. Three videos in one month.

  • @GDnobrain
    @GDnobrain 27 днів тому

    4:48 music

  • @thepersonwhoasked9475
    @thepersonwhoasked9475 4 місяці тому

    16:28 the level just went:
    ALERT HE FOUND THE SUS TRIGGERE

  • @Jaxgolf6
    @Jaxgolf6 4 місяці тому

    I was just trying to look at your channel to see what to fall asleep to then I just see this vid uploaded 1 minute ago

  • @LightNim
    @LightNim 4 місяці тому +9

    I zorked to this!

    • @rnckw33
      @rnckw33 4 місяці тому

      WE zorked to this!

    • @zonlolll
      @zonlolll 4 місяці тому

      THEY zorked to this!

    • @Neux2
      @Neux2 Місяць тому

      YOU zorked to this!

    • @zonlolll
      @zonlolll Місяць тому

      WHO zorked to this?

  • @crashcllient5735
    @crashcllient5735 4 місяці тому

    Stallion you should do this type of challenge with Spu7nix

  • @ChakyinHui-vw5ro
    @ChakyinHui-vw5ro 4 місяці тому

    0:45 colon making mario triple jump

  • @RobTyran-j9p
    @RobTyran-j9p 4 місяці тому +2

    4:32 random timestamp 💀

  • @poast
    @poast 4 місяці тому

    bro casually drops another banger 🔥

  • @ExtremeDemons3
    @ExtremeDemons3 4 місяці тому

    There is nothing that can give silent dictrass about a run for its money

  • @Patience-Human
    @Patience-Human 4 місяці тому

    15:25 i think it was one of gd outerspace lvls i think its how we win

  • @bouvet_
    @bouvet_ Місяць тому

    well, if youre the spike and the blocks are the cubes, that makes all the blocks destructible