I played my first ever game of Civ III on Deity
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- I attempted to play Civilization 3 on Deity for my first ever game. Turns out that was quite the challenge. I enlisted the help of Suede CivIII, an expert in his field, to guide me towards a brighter future. It worked a little bit.
Suede Civ III: / @suedeciviii7142
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#civ3
The world needed to unite to defeat you, even if the world didn't have a choice
This reminds me of how some people talk about Germany during WWII "They fought 3 world powers! by declaring war on each one of them themselves and then getting their shit kicked in once they were ready to fight".
@@hedgehog3180 You've gotta admit, an 8:1 K/D ratio against the soviets is pretty good. lol
uk,france attacked germany it was defensive war@@hedgehog3180
This is quite literally the Civ 3 experience.
Me: "wow, I wonder how this guy's gonna complete a difficult game like Civ 3 on the hardest difficulty"
Me: "oh, he doesn't..."
"Consider your lawn MOWED!"
Just be glad they didn’t hit you with some of the more contemporary gems:
"Austin 3:16"
"All your base are belong to us!"
Amazing way to end the video. And that adviser really was memable. Perfect thumbnail material.
Myers
Isn't that the guy who voiced Shrek
"You just give it to them. I don't care if they're asking for your firstborn son, you say 'Yes you can have him, and thank you for asking'." ROFL Oh Suede's got a sense of humor.
I think you have a chance at civ 1 emperor, I won as a kid without even speaking english
how
@@alexread6767 I rushed chariots -> catapults and won with catapults. As a kid just saw big attack number and spammed the unit.
civ 1 is best civ
I miss upgrading my palace. It was my favorite feature of the civ games.
There's a mod for that if ur playing civ 6
I'm calling it while it's still early, you'll make it big on UA-cam.
im gonna call it too
He has to get a little good first.
Or maybe not, considering I suck as badly at this.
"best defence is when you get crushed by the technologically superior super-incas."
- Sun Tzu
"Consider your lawn MOWED" - Also Sun Tzu probably
Abraham Lincoln with ancient clothes will haunt my dreams
im pretty sure those are Renaissance era clothes 🤔
Some of those alternate civilization leader portraits that they have in Civ 3 are very bizarre. Joan of Arc bald in an army t-shirt is insulting to me as a Catholic and no doubt a huge turn off to those who thought she was cute.
@@HolyKhaaaaan wait what?
@@HolyKhaaaaan bahahaha
The whole game in general looks quite cursed.
Awesome, entertaining and informative. Loved this! Really cool that you brought SuedeCiv3 in on it. I tried doing a series of playing games at hard difficulties, but I believe you have easily surpassed my efforts. I will probably hang up the ol' controller after watching this lol Really excellent vid - I'm excited to see your channel grow. Cheers!
Man, I absolutely love your content. No idea how I got to it back when you uploaded that "There's nothing sacred about..." video but I've loved it ever since. Please make more.
Dude, I was not expecting to hear suede here. Right on.
"A one-sided approach to trade" ...
I laughed so very hard, had to call my bro to share the joy.
You deserve thousands of subscribers
hmmm... not a conquests edition player I see... the real challenge of course is beating "SID" ;) btw thanks for contributing to the Civ 3 MP tourney, hoping to take home some of that prize :D
yo ANY SUEDE FANS IN THE COMMENTS??? ANY FELLOW GARLIC SWORDSMEN??? #SUEDENAYSH
Hello hello
Repeat after me: "Inca and Maya are two DIFFERENT civs"
Inca and Inca are two different civs.
@@GamesOnHardMode we're making progress 🙏
Nelly Furtado and Nelly Furtados were two completely different Portuguese settlements.
you should make this a series where you consistently try to beat Deity. it's a funny challenge because you are so bad at Civ but so good at comedy.
I remember playing Civ 3 and not even realizing you could make improvements. Blew my mind when I found out.
This channel is too small. This is some quality, genuinely funny content. Fun gimmick too.
Never stop making civ videos. Especially civ 3 and 4.
I played exactly one game of Civilization 2 on diety level.
My capital was founded and three turns later was sacked by a Spanish horseman. I'm not sure how I was to prevent that, but I never tried again.
This game is awful and hard, i play it all the time
2:11 those are incas, not mayans
I have a Love/Hate relationship with the Civ games, because no matter how hard I tried to be somewhat diplomatic with my neighbors, they were always rude assholes.
Thanks, I learned a lot from this video. I'll sell my lawn mower now.
Man I really love this stuff you keep putting out, great job mah good man
Which version of Civ 3 is this? If its an early version, there is a bug you can do where your artillery can bombard anywhere on the map.
This channel is so great, you deserve more subs.. you’ll get them soon if you keep this up ^^ btw you should do stronghold on very hard, its a great game and i think youd be funny playing it :) all the best for whatever you choose to do ❤️
Thanks Ethan!
more quality content from the boy
Twenty zero one, where do i belong I got my mind but I don't know where my head has gone.
Great video as always. If I may ask, do you plan on doing XCOM 2 at some point or even doing an XCOM: Enemy Unknown video in this edited format (particulary the vanilla version because the bugs and map balance for that one make impossible even more bs).
Definitely a possibility!
1:34 When another lockdown is announced, the crucial decision... "zoom to Nandos" "abandon Nandos"
"Consider you lawn mowed", rofl.
There is one difficulty above deity, Sid. Also Portugal is one of the worst civs in the game. Having your workers on auto in deity is death. having Sued for help is massive.
You know, Sid difficulty is the hardest mode in the Complete Edition, not Deity.
Hooray, another video!
I'm really excited I just found this channel! Got here through your latest Skyrim video in my feed. I like the style of story telling and humor! Subbed + bell
Keep it up bud
2:17
ACKTSHUALLY! Those were the INCANS, not the MAYANS. They are different. 🤓
Please, please think about making more civ stories - they're immensly funny
Man, I love these videos. Your editing is great.
I have been playing Civ 3 on and off since I was 5, I have over 3000 hours in it. I have beaten Deity once.
You maybe bad at Civ games, but damn you be making good content lmao keep at it
I'm watching your career with great interest
Showing Abe Lincoln while doing a JFK impression lmfao
I lol'd quite a few times during this video. Nice one!
Your voice reminds me of that UA-camr who made the GMod iceberg video.
It’s funny because Portugal is by far the worst nation in this game
'Herodotus? Get fucked.'
(one for the kids)
You aren't using the time travel feature. You should be!
That science advisor is really handsome
Bro trying to hide that deity isn’t the hardest difficulty 😂
20 sec in and already know I’d buy you a beer at the pub
The science adviser looks familiar :D
I love this series.
Play minecraft hard-core next
Loved the Suede CivIII reference
Desperado - spanish
Desesperado - portuguese
very funny commentary ! XD
the Nelly Furtado lyric!
Really enjoyed this!
I don't get the Nandos joke?
Civ II upcoming?
Underrated UA-camr!
Don't know if you've already realized, but Civ 3 has a difficulty that is harder than Deity, which is called Sid.
Maybe try the game out again on this difficulty?
I did know this but please don't let anyone find out I can't do this again I can't
@@GamesOnHardMode you should try to win on lower difficulty levels first before playing on deity.
@@mics1234 No.
@@GamesOnHardMode That lasted long
An the he when on to win the war
>didnt play on sid
Unciv mechanic are more funny than all civ games.
It's really funny how the civ leaders' attires change.
I never realized how horrifying the Civ III leader portraits were...
Like, and comment, and even a sub for that game of firsts! Great job!
sid?
Lol, this man hasn't figured out how to use the numpad.
hello suede
time to try the fall from heaven 2 civ 4 mod with the mnai submod?
How did you managed to run this Game on a modern computer
@Griffin Ruttan well mine crashes, I guess it's a me problem
@@ribps289 you should look at guides on how to edit the conquests.ini file to make sure the resolution stuff is not messing with your launch
I am a cool kid, and I have indeed subscribed.
That was really funny... thanks!
The Long Dark on Interloper mode :)
0:38 and 1:08 The cooouuhahh...
Will you do also alpha centauri?
6:20 I laughed at this.
Another hilarious gemstone to watch over and over! Thumbs up for another great video! Cheers.
What mods did you use?
This was unmodded
You forgot civilization 4 colonization
Loving your content man
I don't even play ckv but I still love this guy's content
You're probably still better than me.
An attempt was made.
I like the earlier intro
this is gold lmao
You are so funny
so funny dude
I called it
Another excellent story!
i laugh, thank
adorable
hotdog.
Myers
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