This reminds me of how some people talk about Germany during WWII "They fought 3 world powers! by declaring war on each one of them themselves and then getting their shit kicked in once they were ready to fight".
"You just give it to them. I don't care if they're asking for your firstborn son, you say 'Yes you can have him, and thank you for asking'." ROFL Oh Suede's got a sense of humor.
Some of those alternate civilization leader portraits that they have in Civ 3 are very bizarre. Joan of Arc bald in an army t-shirt is insulting to me as a Catholic and no doubt a huge turn off to those who thought she was cute.
Man, I absolutely love your content. No idea how I got to it back when you uploaded that "There's nothing sacred about..." video but I've loved it ever since. Please make more.
Awesome, entertaining and informative. Loved this! Really cool that you brought SuedeCiv3 in on it. I tried doing a series of playing games at hard difficulties, but I believe you have easily surpassed my efforts. I will probably hang up the ol' controller after watching this lol Really excellent vid - I'm excited to see your channel grow. Cheers!
hmmm... not a conquests edition player I see... the real challenge of course is beating "SID" ;) btw thanks for contributing to the Civ 3 MP tourney, hoping to take home some of that prize :D
I'm really excited I just found this channel! Got here through your latest Skyrim video in my feed. I like the style of story telling and humor! Subbed + bell Keep it up bud
This channel is so great, you deserve more subs.. you’ll get them soon if you keep this up ^^ btw you should do stronghold on very hard, its a great game and i think youd be funny playing it :) all the best for whatever you choose to do ❤️
I played exactly one game of Civilization 2 on diety level. My capital was founded and three turns later was sacked by a Spanish horseman. I'm not sure how I was to prevent that, but I never tried again.
I have a Love/Hate relationship with the Civ games, because no matter how hard I tried to be somewhat diplomatic with my neighbors, they were always rude assholes.
Great video as always. If I may ask, do you plan on doing XCOM 2 at some point or even doing an XCOM: Enemy Unknown video in this edited format (particulary the vanilla version because the bugs and map balance for that one make impossible even more bs).
This was a lot of fun! Civ III was always my least favourite of the Civ games but was such a laugh watching you play it, I might give it another chance some time.
Don't know if you've already realized, but Civ 3 has a difficulty that is harder than Deity, which is called Sid. Maybe try the game out again on this difficulty?
There is one difficulty above deity, Sid. Also Portugal is one of the worst civs in the game. Having your workers on auto in deity is death. having Sued for help is massive.
LMAO your discord absolutely screwed you with Portugal, literally the single worst civ in the game And of course the first civ you meet is the Mayans, the civ with the single best trait combination in the game(and are only not the best civ because their UU sucks)
The world needed to unite to defeat you, even if the world didn't have a choice
This reminds me of how some people talk about Germany during WWII "They fought 3 world powers! by declaring war on each one of them themselves and then getting their shit kicked in once they were ready to fight".
@@hedgehog3180 You've gotta admit, an 8:1 K/D ratio against the soviets is pretty good. lol
uk,france attacked germany it was defensive war@@hedgehog3180
Me: "wow, I wonder how this guy's gonna complete a difficult game like Civ 3 on the hardest difficulty"
Me: "oh, he doesn't..."
This is quite literally the Civ 3 experience.
"You just give it to them. I don't care if they're asking for your firstborn son, you say 'Yes you can have him, and thank you for asking'." ROFL Oh Suede's got a sense of humor.
"best defence is when you get crushed by the technologically superior super-incas."
- Sun Tzu
"Consider your lawn MOWED" - Also Sun Tzu probably
Abraham Lincoln with ancient clothes will haunt my dreams
im pretty sure those are Renaissance era clothes 🤔
Some of those alternate civilization leader portraits that they have in Civ 3 are very bizarre. Joan of Arc bald in an army t-shirt is insulting to me as a Catholic and no doubt a huge turn off to those who thought she was cute.
@@HolyKhaaaaan wait what?
@@HolyKhaaaaan bahahaha
The whole game in general looks quite cursed.
I miss upgrading my palace. It was my favorite feature of the civ games.
There's a mod for that if ur playing civ 6
Dude, I was not expecting to hear suede here. Right on.
I'm calling it while it's still early, you'll make it big on UA-cam.
im gonna call it too
He has to get a little good first.
Or maybe not, considering I suck as badly at this.
"A one-sided approach to trade" ...
I laughed so very hard, had to call my bro to share the joy.
You deserve thousands of subscribers
Man, I absolutely love your content. No idea how I got to it back when you uploaded that "There's nothing sacred about..." video but I've loved it ever since. Please make more.
Awesome, entertaining and informative. Loved this! Really cool that you brought SuedeCiv3 in on it. I tried doing a series of playing games at hard difficulties, but I believe you have easily surpassed my efforts. I will probably hang up the ol' controller after watching this lol Really excellent vid - I'm excited to see your channel grow. Cheers!
hmmm... not a conquests edition player I see... the real challenge of course is beating "SID" ;) btw thanks for contributing to the Civ 3 MP tourney, hoping to take home some of that prize :D
"Consider your lawn MOWED!"
Just be glad they didn’t hit you with some of the more contemporary gems:
"Austin 3:16"
"All your base are belong to us!"
I think you have a chance at civ 1 emperor, I won as a kid without even speaking english
how
@@alexread6767 I rushed chariots -> catapults and won with catapults. As a kid just saw big attack number and spammed the unit.
civ 1 is best civ
Repeat after me: "Inca and Maya are two DIFFERENT civs"
Inca and Inca are two different civs.
@@GamesOnHardMode we're making progress 🙏
Nelly Furtado and Nelly Furtados were two completely different Portuguese settlements.
Never stop making civ videos. Especially civ 3 and 4.
I remember playing Civ 3 and not even realizing you could make improvements. Blew my mind when I found out.
Man I really love this stuff you keep putting out, great job mah good man
Amazing way to end the video. And that adviser really was memable. Perfect thumbnail material.
Man, I love these videos. Your editing is great.
I'm really excited I just found this channel! Got here through your latest Skyrim video in my feed. I like the style of story telling and humor! Subbed + bell
Keep it up bud
This channel is too small. This is some quality, genuinely funny content. Fun gimmick too.
This channel is so great, you deserve more subs.. you’ll get them soon if you keep this up ^^ btw you should do stronghold on very hard, its a great game and i think youd be funny playing it :) all the best for whatever you choose to do ❤️
Thanks Ethan!
I lol'd quite a few times during this video. Nice one!
Loving your content man
Hooray, another video!
Twenty zero one, where do i belong I got my mind but I don't know where my head has gone.
Thanks, I learned a lot from this video. I'll sell my lawn mower now.
Really enjoyed this!
more quality content from the boy
Underrated UA-camr!
I'm watching your career with great interest
"Consider you lawn mowed", rofl.
you should make this a series where you consistently try to beat Deity. it's a funny challenge because you are so bad at Civ but so good at comedy.
I played exactly one game of Civilization 2 on diety level.
My capital was founded and three turns later was sacked by a Spanish horseman. I'm not sure how I was to prevent that, but I never tried again.
It's really funny how the civ leaders' attires change.
Loved the Suede CivIII reference
That science advisor is really handsome
I have a Love/Hate relationship with the Civ games, because no matter how hard I tried to be somewhat diplomatic with my neighbors, they were always rude assholes.
that feel when you leave "culturally-linked start locations on" and get the Americans, Aztecs, Maya, and Inca in every game
'Herodotus? Get fucked.'
(one for the kids)
20 sec in and already know I’d buy you a beer at the pub
That was really funny... thanks!
I never realized how horrifying the Civ III leader portraits were...
1:34 When another lockdown is announced, the crucial decision... "zoom to Nandos" "abandon Nandos"
Please, please think about making more civ stories - they're immensly funny
I don't even play ckv but I still love this guy's content
You're probably still better than me.
Showing Abe Lincoln while doing a JFK impression lmfao
Another excellent story!
very funny commentary ! XD
You maybe bad at Civ games, but damn you be making good content lmao keep at it
The science adviser looks familiar :D
Great video as always. If I may ask, do you plan on doing XCOM 2 at some point or even doing an XCOM: Enemy Unknown video in this edited format (particulary the vanilla version because the bugs and map balance for that one make impossible even more bs).
Definitely a possibility!
0:38 and 1:08 The cooouuhahh...
Your voice reminds me of that UA-camr who made the GMod iceberg video.
Lol, this man hasn't figured out how to use the numpad.
Bro trying to hide that deity isn’t the hardest difficulty 😂
the Nelly Furtado lyric!
I have been playing Civ 3 on and off since I was 5, I have over 3000 hours in it. I have beaten Deity once.
I love this series.
Play minecraft hard-core next
An attempt was made.
I am a cool kid, and I have indeed subscribed.
The Long Dark on Interloper mode :)
This was a lot of fun! Civ III was always my least favourite of the Civ games but was such a laugh watching you play it, I might give it another chance some time.
Suede Civ III has a lot of useful videos for new/returning players!
hotdog.
You know, Sid difficulty is the hardest mode in the Complete Edition, not Deity.
6:20 I laughed at this.
this is gold lmao
yo ANY SUEDE FANS IN THE COMMENTS??? ANY FELLOW GARLIC SWORDSMEN??? #SUEDENAYSH
Hello hello
Which version of Civ 3 is this? If its an early version, there is a bug you can do where your artillery can bombard anywhere on the map.
Desperado - spanish
Desesperado - portuguese
You aren't using the time travel feature. You should be!
I like the earlier intro
I called it
adorable
time to try the fall from heaven 2 civ 4 mod with the mnai submod?
An the he when on to win the war
Don't know if you've already realized, but Civ 3 has a difficulty that is harder than Deity, which is called Sid.
Maybe try the game out again on this difficulty?
I did know this but please don't let anyone find out I can't do this again I can't
@@GamesOnHardMode you should try to win on lower difficulty levels first before playing on deity.
@@mics1234 No.
@@GamesOnHardMode That lasted long
hello suede
Will you do also alpha centauri?
i laugh, thank
Civ II upcoming?
There is one difficulty above deity, Sid. Also Portugal is one of the worst civs in the game. Having your workers on auto in deity is death. having Sued for help is massive.
You forgot civilization 4 colonization
so funny dude
sid?
Like, and comment, and even a sub for that game of firsts! Great job!
2:17
ACKTSHUALLY! Those were the INCANS, not the MAYANS. They are different. 🤓
What mods did you use?
This was unmodded
You are so funny
How did you managed to run this Game on a modern computer
@Griffin Ruttan well mine crashes, I guess it's a me problem
@@ribps289 you should look at guides on how to edit the conquests.ini file to make sure the resolution stuff is not messing with your launch
Unciv mechanic are more funny than all civ games.
LMAO your discord absolutely screwed you with Portugal, literally the single worst civ in the game
And of course the first civ you meet is the Mayans, the civ with the single best trait combination in the game(and are only not the best civ because their UU sucks)
This game is awful and hard, i play it all the time
2:11 those are incas, not mayans
>didnt play on sid
I don't get the Nandos joke?
Myers
Sid
Super straight pride!
fuck are you on about lmao