There is nothing civil about Civilization V's Deity difficulty
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- Опубліковано 23 тра 2020
- You really think Japan would do that? Just slide into my DMs and tell lies?
I have won the occasional game of Civilization V on Prince difficulty so how much harder can Deity be, really? On a Huge map with 11 other AI players, can I build a society that will stand the test of time? Almost certainly not but if there's one thing French people are famous for it's losing with panache.
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Very funny but you seem more suited to settler difficulty
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There’s an insult for the ages
Ouch.
I don't even recommend starting in Settler difficulty cause Chieftain is so balanced for a new player.
"With the full might of the French army assembled" *four carts*. Quality video
Fun fact: militaristic city-states can gift unique units, so that's definitely how Japan got the conquistador.
the fact that he didnt know this tells me he should not be playing on diety
@@eyzmin everyone knows this
@@eyzmin I think he was joking
I love when that happens, I like to roleplay it out and imagine its elite mercenaries or specialist auxiliaries that have decided to join my superior empire and I take the time to name them when they get promotions. Especially when it's a unique unit that complements the unique unit of the civ I'm playing like when I got gifted a Swedish Carolean while I was Austria with a super Hussar unit and I had them always together with a general and some cannons and they conquer like half the continent.
@@markmorris7123 No, no. The Germans are well know for their irony, the English always mean was they say...Inselaffen.
This. This...is blooming brilliant.
Bonus points for the appropriate Sun Tzu quote.
oOo fancy seeing you here
Oh wow another great youtuber
"I found my newfound literacy to read the situation and leave"
Fucking brilliant 🤣
I remember my first multiplayer game of Civ 4 with friends, I was keeping to myself and doing science stuff, I noticed a unit at my border from one of my friends but thought nothing of it (without bothering to check the stack of units on 1 tile....), 2 turns later and he already had reinforcements on route to push on as soon as he declared war, and I had to broker defence pacts with my other friends to help me out, eventually it reached a point where my territory was a battleground for everyone else to fight on, I felt like France in WW2.
However my progress of science meant that while I may not have had a big standing army, what I did have was tech that no one else had yet, and as my allies bought me time, I created an army and brought gunpowder to the table while my oppressor was still using swords, it eventually coalesced into me being too strong for him to stop and asking for a cease fire, but feeling far too slighted by his prior aggression I refused all calls for peace as I razed his country to the ground, I didn't even take his cities for my own I was too angry at him, and to me he needed to be wiped off the face of the earth, lest he recoup his forces and attack again in the future.
I learned 2 lessons that day: always keep a standing army even if it's only small, and that if I get pushed too far I WILL resort to genocide
"if we get pushed too far, we WILL resort to genocide" may be the bloody footnote for Humanity in the Dictionary
8:03 i pleaded for them to see reason: *energetically presses the peace button* that had me laughing XD
You know you're in trouble when you recruit a spy in the classical era.
Thats the best time
Higher difficulties in Civ just give the AI huge advantages right from the start, so it's not even a fair game. You have to play much more strategically than normal.
Yeah it's disappointing in strategy games when developers give AI advantages instead of tactics and, you know, some intelligence....
@@majdaasee4744 i love when people say make the ai smarter but the only way you can do that is with a near billion dollar super computer at the moment.
@@riomio7852 nope, i'm not saying they should produce an AI that can think and learn on it's own....
Just program the AI to deal with the mechanics of the game you created, by programming tactics and strategies into the AI to deal with different situations, that way the AI will not create new strategies, it will not be creative, but it will possess a big number of built-in strategies and tactics to exploit the game mechanics to give the player a difficult time....
@@riomio7852 just play HOI4 and EU4, see the depressive stupidity of the A"I"....
Hell, a skirmish in red alert 2 is more challenging than world domination in EU4 or HOI4....
@@riomio7852 actually in many cases AI in games is scaled down because if it was running optimally gamers would get mad as fuck. So you could probably make it harder in most cases.
Is there going to be anymore of this? It was brilliant!
Likely not anytime soon but maybe not never?
fat agree, brilliant video
@@GamesOnHardMode Maybe not never just sounds perfect for me :D
7:42 Robert Baratheon is bankrupt even in Civ 5
The Iron Bank is gonna be pissed.
Funny thing is that Poland is like one of the best civs in civ 5. Austria is usually considered best though.
highly impressive
UA-cam algorithm brought me here and I loved it!
this guy needs more recognition. how is it quality content like this is overshadowed by content that is pure noise?
Hello, I'm passing for some troubles and both of these videos made me laugh for the first time in 35 days.
Thank you dude.
this content is AMAZING, right up there with the best civ commentators on YT rn, you DESERVE to have at least as many subs as spiffing brit or potatomcwhiskey man, keep up the amazing work
I really enjoyed the civilization videos, well done.
I subscribed in the hopes that you continue this!
This was hilarious! Make more!
That was glorious commentary!! Great video!!
youre great mate, good luck in whatever youre doing in the future.
couldn't believe this only had 2000 views, hilarious video
In spite of not liking Civ I enjoyed this video immensely, the format is absolutely spectacular! I hope you make more like it, its the kind of content I have an infinite appetite for.
Very funny! I wish you'd made more of these.
hilarious mate and well edited!
A year ago! How have I never come across this channel before!
You've got yourself a sub bro. Quality content.
This video was so good I subscribed immediately
Writing and delivery is great. I laughed hard a few times. Also, I came from Tim Cain's channel. He mentioned you in his latest video (This Is How You Roleplay).
Brilliant. Great video.
Fantastic ending! Absolutely did not see that coming.
very well made! keep it up
"Papa Smurf and Robert Baratheon " xD Amazing
You're hilarious 😂 please more Civ content I'm begging you
This was a very well done video... And I liked it
Dude these videos are so good!!! Please make more l!!
Hey these Civ vids were great. You should do more!
5:05 I love this quote
Fantastic job!
I love this! How am I only now finding your stuff??
This may not be the kind of humor UA-cam wants, but this is the kind of humor UA-cam needs
lol "my spy managed to steal the VERY CONCEPT OF EDUCATION"
this was hilarious. subscribed
Any plans for more Civ vids. I enjoyed them so much
Down the line, yes!
This is the most entertaining Civ 5 content I've seen. Too bad there's so little of it.
Underrated
Content
Why haven't I found this channel sooner?
this is entertaining af !
I mean, objectively the years at which you advanced eras are pretty good going.
Your going to be big .
This is great content, here have some algorithm coins sir
Underrated video
i would like to see you do a playtrough at warlord or prince difficulty
Getting some Totalbiscuit vibes. That’s a good thing.
Seems like the Civ community is blooming!
Stole the very concept of education 😭 keep making videos man you are hilarious
They got Conquistadors as you can get any other unique unit, friendly military city state gifts.
I love this
This is golden
I loved that line about stealing the very concept of education.
Basically, prince is the difficulty level at which human and AI are completely equal. For each difficulty below prince, the human has equivalent advantages to those the AI has on each difficulty above prince. Therefore, deity difficulty has you playing with the same disadvantages the AI has on the easiest difficulty.
Ending is definitely fake lol, anyone who has played civ V for a while knows AI won't accept a peace deal if they have units around your city and will definitely win lol, but great video, very enjoyable! You deserve more subscribers, can't believe you only have 1k
I'd like to thank the algorithm for my 2am laugh.
"so i introduced the english to marxism by seizing their means of productions"
based
This is great. You're funny as fuck. Love it.
Well you play civ on Deity and decided, for whatever strange reason, to found only 2 cities. - What could possibly go wrong?
Your lawn got mowed
civ 5 deity was supreme hardcore. took me REALLY a while to etch out a victory. civ 6 deity is a total joke compared to that nightmare. and i still miss the huge unit stacks from civ 4 :)
Having a few more cities, would have helped, a lot.
"he managed to steal the very concept of education".... hilarious
Very clever and very funny
Sick
>I've used my newfound literacy to read the situation
X-D
Man, when Japan invades they do not fuck around. On a game as Venice they destroyed my second city. I didn't really make a huge military because I figures that as Venice I wasn't really settling any new territory and thus am not angering any other Civs too much. He sent an endless army to the the first city-state I bought.
2 cities on turn 144... Good
Amazing how the diplomacy in Civ 5 makes more sense then the diplomacy in Civ 6.
that thumbnail is a jojo reference i just know it
i beg you're pardon
try it with vox populii, the AI actually knows how to use its units
Really? that sounds amazing I'm getting that mod now
@@ribps289 yeah they've done amazing things with it. the AI even sends fleets to defend embarked units crossing waters
Idk how you made it past turn 30
cav dont receive defensive bonuses from terrain, so putting them in the fort was pointless.
If you want a fighting chance at winning you need at least 4 cities, 2 wasn't ever going to cut it lol
I want to celebrate diplomacy too!
Who is this Rinarde you speak of though
aaah my eyes. not quick combat and movement aaahhh building swordsmen
i'm surprised you didn't get deleted at turn 25, but that +4 gold per turn at 175 is just oof
This game be like:
Marokko: Do you want to go to war with sweden.
I: Yeah, sure hate the fuckers for controlling the congress. Give me 10 turns.
Next turn: Marokko denounces me for no reason even though i have no borders with them and they do as much war as i do(i only deleted 2 civs so far).
Honestly higher difficulties in Civ aren’t fun to me, they just get bonuses and lots of free stuff.
the moment i saw japan i knew they would wage war
Subscribed at: "Then I introduced the English to Communism by seizing their means of production."
That's a nice Jojo reference
“A missionary from the ottomans turned up, converted the city of Le Darado to islam and left” seems about right
Civ v is undeniably the best civ game
This was funny
Damn you're funny!
That was great! Not the game - I still prefer Civ 3 (simple, one other AI - find him, kill him). But the commentary was excellent!
I'm very annoyed that you didn't take the opportunity to take Hastings during the first war between yourself and Japan against England.
POV: youre finland in 1939-1940
Nice Jojo reference
I think Euphemia had it right.