I HATE DESTINY 2 - I'm Done.

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  • @Levigumba
    @Levigumba 7 років тому +2960

    Yes, his armor did protect him, for he had the greatest armor of all. Plot armor

    • @palecaptainwolfkayls8499
      @palecaptainwolfkayls8499 7 років тому +56

      This is actually the funniest comment here

    • @OmegaF77
      @OmegaF77 7 років тому +125

      It protected him. Until it didn't.

    • @bongibot1104
      @bongibot1104 7 років тому +36

      the most powerful Armour, named *Deus Ex Machina*

    • @MajorRibcageIII
      @MajorRibcageIII 7 років тому +3

      Cute Bots Clearly you have been seeing dollar store grade versions.

    • @bennettclark3459
      @bennettclark3459 7 років тому +12

      I like the game, but that's pretty clever joke

  • @franciscocarter226
    @franciscocarter226 7 років тому +3279

    Wait... What if the moth people ARE "the darkness". That would explain why they're attracted to "the light". Mind blown.

    • @MrLukabot
      @MrLukabot 7 років тому +7

      Franlosophy xD

    • @TheAsylumCat
      @TheAsylumCat 7 років тому +7

      Franlosophy maybe? There is an additional enemy race in the concept art we haven't seen, but I don't think so.

    • @thatrandomloser3808
      @thatrandomloser3808 7 років тому +3

      Makes sense

    • @slickl9608
      @slickl9608 7 років тому +114

      That would actually be really clever lmao

    • @miyokohirosuke9164
      @miyokohirosuke9164 7 років тому +1

      said that in another vid days ago lol

  • @BurlyBeardedReviews
    @BurlyBeardedReviews 7 років тому +2489

    "We didn't think it was alive. Until it was."
    -Leaked "Destiny 3" dialogue.

    • @ukchub6633
      @ukchub6633 5 років тому +23

      Destiny 1 n 2 is a dirty gambling microtransaction n lootbox games guys. BEWARE YOU HAVE BEEN WARN!

    • @gaminggoof1542
      @gaminggoof1542 5 років тому +2

      I can just about guarantee that

    • @mattrex94
      @mattrex94 4 роки тому +4

      Destiny is like coronavirus, it keeps touching more people, and gets worse and worse

    • @moggey390
      @moggey390 4 роки тому +4

      I love how bungie left Activision and MADE THE GAME GOOD, and people are still hating on it. I guess they can’t come to face that they are wrong and the game is worth playing.

    • @mattrex94
      @mattrex94 4 роки тому +6

      Jimmy Jango its because you can polish a turd all your want but in the end it still a polished turd

  • @gim9360
    @gim9360 5 років тому +1506

    I was going to come up with an original joke.
    Until i didn't

    • @Ninetails2000
      @Ninetails2000 5 років тому +82

      I didn't think I'd laugh at an easy joke like that.
      Until I did.

    • @mau_time2274
      @mau_time2274 4 роки тому +34

      I was going to like your comment.
      Until I didn't

    • @SmokeAndChillAndromeda8
      @SmokeAndChillAndromeda8 4 роки тому +2

      Lmfao hahahaha oh my gosh that was the funniest comment I ever seen in my whole life you made my day thank you 😂 😂 😂

    • @Thereal_nishikiyama
      @Thereal_nishikiyama 4 роки тому +1

      420 likes nice

    • @heatyeet6538
      @heatyeet6538 4 роки тому +4

      @@Thereal_nishikiyama until it didn't

  • @ShawnsEPIC
    @ShawnsEPIC 6 років тому +1482

    "I'm done... until I wasn't"

    • @willow1wisp
      @willow1wisp 5 років тому +30

      IHE missed out on the perfect opening joke.

    • @peeblob3008
      @peeblob3008 5 років тому +5

      this is by far the most creative and original comment i have read in the past year. congrats.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 4 роки тому

      Lol! Yeah

  • @Angel_Investor_Music
    @Angel_Investor_Music 6 років тому +3148

    Gamers: Why is Destiny such a disappointment?
    Bungie: I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain.

  • @SkillUp
    @SkillUp 7 років тому +1681

    I think you are spot on with a lot of what you say. Appreciate the effort that goes into a video like this.

    • @vaarden5720
      @vaarden5720 7 років тому +18

      Skill Up Would you recommend Warframe to IHE?

    • @SkillUp
      @SkillUp 7 років тому +92

      He clearly loves video games so he'd likely appreciate what it is on some level. Whether or not it resonates with him in the long term is anyone's guess. Warframe is a love it or hate it sort of game.

    • @MagniGaMming
      @MagniGaMming 7 років тому +5

      Its my boi! :D

    • @monkeydude952
      @monkeydude952 7 років тому +5

      Skill Up Alex has said a lot on Jar Media that he's burnt out with video games. I mostly think it's because he played Destiny 1 for over two months, since he never really said that before playing it.

    • @NotThatResponsible
      @NotThatResponsible 7 років тому +2

      I cant escape you

  • @KaiM2583
    @KaiM2583 4 роки тому +1744

    “It’s the ball that gives us the force. That ball is so epic, it’s everything” is my favourite Obi-Wan quote.

  • @BadCatArmin
    @BadCatArmin 7 років тому +2122

    When you kill someone. They die.
    -Destiny 3

    • @SubZero4300
      @SubZero4300 7 років тому +312

      4K Until they don't

    • @ooch
      @ooch 7 років тому +16

      SubZero4300 Great minds think alike.

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 7 років тому +16

      UnTil TheY DoN'T

    • @FieryMeltman
      @FieryMeltman 7 років тому +55

      4K People die when they are killed.

    • @-k-b-
      @-k-b- 7 років тому +40

      FDrybob _ people die when they are killed but then they don't, when they don't

  • @howlingdin9332
    @howlingdin9332 7 років тому +2342

    'I Hate Everything' played a lot of Destiny... until he didn't.

  • @OldCyrilTheGamingGrandpa
    @OldCyrilTheGamingGrandpa 7 років тому +2840

    I loved everything about Destiny. Until I didn't.

  • @nickjelly3785
    @nickjelly3785 4 роки тому +754

    48:25 “I will not be covering anything to do with destiny anymore” until he did

    • @greenlightxbpg
      @greenlightxbpg 2 роки тому +15

      and again

    • @Flare8124
      @Flare8124 Рік тому +5

      This guy is a complete liar like everyone else who says they hate Destiny lmao.

    • @perfectenrager
      @perfectenrager Рік тому +19

      @@Flare8124not a liar. What he said about the game is true still to this day.

    • @CoolName5383
      @CoolName5383 Рік тому +3

      @@Flare8124 Would you mind explaining why you think that?

    • @thedeadliest4380
      @thedeadliest4380 Рік тому

      so, that was a fuckin lie

  • @LiamTolentino
    @LiamTolentino 6 років тому +1235

    _Water, Earth, Fire, Air_
    _Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Until they didn't. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, until he couldn't._

    • @IrishPhoenix
      @IrishPhoenix 6 років тому +92

      there needs to be a pause. "only the avatar could stop them... until he couldn't".

    • @Hitherto90
      @Hitherto90 6 років тому +2

      Sick.

    • @amberbaum4079
      @amberbaum4079 6 років тому +6

      Aye.........that shit would have never worked with the cartoon. People would have dropped it immediately.

    • @xtensioncordtv1969
      @xtensioncordtv1969 6 років тому +18

      Let me fix that for ha
      Earth, Water, Fire, Air
      Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. But then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
      Only the avatar, master of all 4 elements could stop them. But when the world needed him, most he vanished.
      100 years later me and my brother Sokka found the new avatar a airbender named Aang and though right know he may not be ready I believe some day Aang... can save the world *DU-NU-NU-NU*

    • @Verystoic
      @Verystoic 6 років тому +19

      BattleRoyaleKid TV u did it all wrong, it's more like
      A long time ago, the nations lived in hamony there were these 4 abilities people had, that could let them do stuff, but everything changed when something bad happened. Only this one person could do something about it, UNTIL HE COULDNT.

  • @_asleep9164
    @_asleep9164 6 років тому +971

    The generic bad guy's plan worked...
    UNTIL IT DIDN'T.

  • @hamishkane6545
    @hamishkane6545 7 років тому +3651

    TL;DR IHE had faith in Bungie. Until he didn't.

    • @Jamman4life
      @Jamman4life 7 років тому +1

      Ayy.

    • @hitmanwolf
      @hitmanwolf 7 років тому +34

      that made me laugh.
      good job.

    • @Clide0_0
      @Clide0_0 7 років тому +4

      Stan Stanson how do you read a video?

    • @samibari7205
      @samibari7205 7 років тому +2

      Cute Bots I'm hoping that comes as well

    • @DGCastell
      @DGCastell 7 років тому +8

      TL:DW*

  • @noahmarcy7938
    @noahmarcy7938 5 років тому +848

    sometimes it feels the advertising budget was bigger than the game budget.

    • @tumulovermelho93
      @tumulovermelho93 5 років тому +42

      Most of the times when it comes to western games.

    • @globaltempest8339
      @globaltempest8339 4 роки тому +25

      Until it wasn’t...

    • @DragonfireVEVO
      @DragonfireVEVO 4 роки тому +19

      I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain.

    • @god1356
      @god1356 3 роки тому +4

      * cough* Raid shadow legends

    • @lancelotwebb5481
      @lancelotwebb5481 2 роки тому +2

      AKA "AAA Gaming"

  • @RijaMo
    @RijaMo 7 років тому +3502

    Ihe is the kind of guy who will make a 49 minute, well writen and well edited video even though it probably would get demonetized

    • @yaliguttman33
      @yaliguttman33 7 років тому +62

      But it didn't, yet

    • @NetriftAdventures
      @NetriftAdventures 7 років тому +258

      I didn't know an IHE video could get demonetized... until it did.

    • @thatbants8510
      @thatbants8510 7 років тому +110

      I didn't know UA-cam would demonetize videos randomly...until they did.

    • @evaahh9584
      @evaahh9584 7 років тому +14

      Joeon Ren sand spend $100 on the game and all dlcs even though it has been only released for a few months SERIOUSLY WHY ARE THERE DLCS AT GAME RELEASE?

    • @thenoble1
      @thenoble1 7 років тому +2

      If it takes an hour to say you don't like Destiny 2 because it's too similar to Destiny 1, a game you already didn't like, then you didn't make a well written and edited video :P

  • @gubpack
    @gubpack 7 років тому +1744

    the franchise had potential... until it didn’t.

  • @richardhead7161
    @richardhead7161 7 років тому +2190

    Bungie used to make great games.... Until they didn’t.

    • @rurushu8094
      @rurushu8094 7 років тому +52

      Richard Head
      11/10 best joke in this comments

    • @legofellow5288
      @legofellow5288 7 років тому +9

      Its all activistion this is why i dont play call of duty

    • @roflturkey6513
      @roflturkey6513 7 років тому +62

      Activision waved a bunch of cash in Bungie's face and simply said. "Forget everything you know about making a good game"

    • @richardhead7161
      @richardhead7161 7 років тому +4

      ROFL TURKEY Pretty fucking much lol 😂

    • @gyrazal6189
      @gyrazal6189 7 років тому +1

      Awesome wrighting haha i see u man

  • @1xoACEox1
    @1xoACEox1 4 роки тому +215

    i love how cool that red and white medieval/knight style armour is at the start, only for it to get shitter and shitter in each subsequent clip as the game forces you to chase power rating. Remember Reach and how cool the armour was?

    • @Chargedolt
      @Chargedolt 3 роки тому

      You can get that armour now through ornaments, you just use a new currency (They give you plenty to start) and you can get more. Ornaments can be made from any non-event armour you've once possessed.

    • @frenchguitarguy1091
      @frenchguitarguy1091 2 роки тому +4

      Reach was the peak of futuristic armour design and it's gone consistently downhill since.

    • @operationd--msday
      @operationd--msday Рік тому

      @@frenchguitarguy1091 looter shooters being overdone is honestly part of the problem. plus most games with loot don't have good visual consistency, sadly.

  • @DaveRevan98
    @DaveRevan98 7 років тому +1521

    Destiny 2 actually didn't look that bad.
    Until it did.

    • @MemestiffGaming
      @MemestiffGaming 7 років тому +3

      David Faller lmaooo

    • @RedReignGaming
      @RedReignGaming 7 років тому +3

      funny and original joke :^)

    • @teddybuckman9680
      @teddybuckman9680 7 років тому +8

      David Faller UNTIL IT DIDN'T!

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 7 років тому

      Nuff said

    • @BrickBuster2552
      @BrickBuster2552 7 років тому +8

      There was a specific moment for that: The reveal of the Season Pass. Which was revealed BEFORE THE TRAILER. With BANNERS DIRECTLY TELLING YOU WHO THE EXPANSIONS ARE ABOUT, *BEFORE WE EVEN KNEW WHO THE RED FUCKING LEGION WAS.*

  • @ianmoore7000
    @ianmoore7000 6 років тому +486

    When this dlc was announced I misread it as foreskin and not forsaken

    • @charizard7666
      @charizard7666 6 років тому +13

      Would've been better.

    • @bigwhoops3134
      @bigwhoops3134 5 років тому +3

      Amazing

    • @ryry20002
      @ryry20002 5 років тому +17

      appropriate, they should remove it.

    • @thatguy1080
      @thatguy1080 5 років тому +6

      You weren't far off. Bungie WAS giving you the shaft.

    • @prometheus3396
      @prometheus3396 5 років тому +1

      At least then I might’ve been able to stomach it

  • @ICEknightnine
    @ICEknightnine 7 років тому +306

    Destiny 1: "Until they did."
    Destiny 2 "until it didn't."
    Was gonna make this joke but i just saw it was already in the video.

    • @yz2203
      @yz2203 7 років тому +4

      I have a feeling that this joke might actually be the new version of " I used to be X but I took an arrow in the knee " Maybe worse?.. My god what have YOU DONE BUNGIE!

  • @psuadeofficalmusic2561
    @psuadeofficalmusic2561 3 роки тому +146

    I stumbled across this video shortly after you released it. I had just played through destiny 2’s campaign, and I remember thinking “is it just me, or was that story pretty terrible?” I had a buddy at the time who was just raving about how awesome the game was, but I had this feeling that something about this game and franchise as a whole was just lackluster. I decided to look up destiny 2 reviews to see just what other people might have felt. Yours was the first I found. After watching I realized two things.
    1. I was never going to be able to view destiny in the same light prior to watching.
    And
    2. I wasn’t just witnessing a one off review of a game. I watched someone express they’re opinion through an artistic medium I hadn’t seen before.
    So I saw you had other reviews of destiny and decided to watch them. They all had a similar effect. I was moved by them in a way. The fact that you had such a passion and longing to play a game that could have been better was something I related to and was inspired by.
    I decided to watch some of your other reviews, search for the worst, trying to watch, and before I knew it, I had watched majority of your videos on your channel.
    For some reason I just wanted to write this. It’s been a couple of years now since watching this video for the first time. A lot has happened in my life since then, as I’m sure in yours. I feel like you’ve been there through it in a way. I would throw on videos to go to sleep to, listen to in the car, when I was going through tough spots in life, and when I was doing well. I’ve discovered other content creators through finding your channel. You have had a profound impact on me personally despite never actually meeting you. I just wanted to let you know that. I wish you the best man, thank you - Patrick

    • @bromo8874
      @bromo8874 3 роки тому +11

      What a nice comment!
      I hope IHE sees this

    • @lilignorance2179
      @lilignorance2179 2 роки тому +11

      Im glad i took the time to read all of this. I love seeing wholesome comments on the cesspool that is youtube comments

    • @christofu148
      @christofu148 2 роки тому +1

      @skippy62able v why would you say that man. What contribution does it make. I don’t want to come off as accusing but really, what do you hope to gain from it? It just seems so silly

    • @SheriffValentine
      @SheriffValentine 2 роки тому +4

      @skippy62able v bruh his comment was very heartfelt and was fitting for the theme of this video. There's nothing wrong with someone expressing their joy/experience about a creator. Your comment adds nothing of value smh. The OP's comment was sentimental and I enjoyed reading it as the video plays.

    • @SheriffValentine
      @SheriffValentine 2 роки тому +1

      @skippy62able v strop trolling

  • @AntediluvianGirl
    @AntediluvianGirl 7 років тому +267

    Throughout this video I had two adverts for depression medication
    I think it's a sign

  • @horner385
    @horner385 6 років тому +302

    "Humanity thrived....
    ....
    ....
    ....
    ...until it didn't"
    Huh, what a turn of events
    Bet ya didn't see that coming

    • @mrgeneralism
      @mrgeneralism 6 років тому

      Horner hahahaha

    • @flaminak7894
      @flaminak7894 6 років тому

      Horner 😂😂😂

    • @Verystoic
      @Verystoic 6 років тому

      Horner i mean how am I supposed to know things are gonna happen in the future.

  • @pizzapringles6957
    @pizzapringles6957 6 років тому +1071

    Destiny was supposed to be the heir to Halo... until it wasn’t

    • @kaleb1267
      @kaleb1267 6 років тому +3

      I see what you did there

    • @jediskywalker356
      @jediskywalker356 5 років тому +11

      I blame activision

    • @olechristianhenne6583
      @olechristianhenne6583 5 років тому +1

      @@jediskywalker356 both

    • @olechristianhenne6583
      @olechristianhenne6583 5 років тому

      Bungie had so mutch wealth on this game yett this didnt sold it very Well on the first instalment

    • @shido6806
      @shido6806 5 років тому

      But actifuck is gone sooooooo *dramatic speaker voice:*until it did

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Рік тому +141

    Watching this in retrospect is a lot like watching the heartfelt promise of an addict to get better.. after they've already relapsed.

    • @skorpion7132
      @skorpion7132 8 місяців тому

      I get the impression more and more that IHE is looking at Destiny 2 while clouded by Destiny 1.
      A lot of gripes he has with the game (story) age quite poorly actually.
      One it the worst being: Why can't Ghaul be a cunning villain, simply because the Cabal are predicated to be a warmongering race? The idea that a Cabal indivual actually came up with a rather clever plan to nullify the Guardians power is cool. (what the game does afterwards is a bit dumb, because it nullifies that premise)
      Sure, the game has its problems, but none are as big as he makes them out to be, More and more I feel like his insane amount of playtime in D1 stirrs like acid inside his mind.

    • @Dime_time333
      @Dime_time333 4 місяці тому

      ​@@skorpion7132worst story ever

  • @Boss-cj6zn
    @Boss-cj6zn 7 років тому +559

    “Without the light, are we even Gaurdians?” Yes, until you’re not.

  • @Unresponsive200
    @Unresponsive200 7 років тому +3996

    I got an ad for depression medication in the middle of this XD

    • @RubixKubezz
      @RubixKubezz 7 років тому +11

      Unresponsive20 Same! 😂

    • @Jibun_
      @Jibun_ 7 років тому +6

      stop lie

    • @Green-cl5bf
      @Green-cl5bf 7 років тому +19

      That's wacky bro!!!! XD XD. Please stop your not funny

    • @Auphyrox
      @Auphyrox 7 років тому +48

      wow, can't believe i bothered to scroll through all that.

    • @raret4
      @raret4 7 років тому +28

      People are saying this is a bad joke..but it's real...i got the same ad...=.=

  • @HiFolksImAdam
    @HiFolksImAdam 7 років тому +612

    It's thoroughly impressive that throughout this 50 minute video you sound like you're in agony, as if just thinking about the game is causing you physical pain

    • @leoisthejoker
      @leoisthejoker 7 років тому +59

      HiFolksImAdam I'd talk the same after talking about Destiny 2 for almost an hour

    • @Soxmember69
      @Soxmember69 7 років тому +42

      That's what happens when you have hope in something, and everything is in place, but the companies are constantly doing their best to make the scam of a DLC game mediocre and the players are too stupid to stop supporting it until they make good changes.

    • @pleaseenteraname5892
      @pleaseenteraname5892 7 років тому +2

      HiFolksImAdam It's so bad it causes us physical pain

    • @fireeverything7224
      @fireeverything7224 7 років тому +22

      Its actually kind of depressing to hear him talk about it. I've never owned either of the destiny's and after watching this video I am glad I never have. Can anyone explain why people love this kind of gaming? There's obviously a fan base for it but I don't see the appeal at all. Reflecting on the gaming industry as a whole and seeing games like Mass Effect Andromeda completely fail really shows how low some of these publishers and game designers are going just to make an extra buck. I just wish we could get rid of pre-orders and micro-transactions and get the gaming industry back to the way it was.

    • @umbrellacorporation9168
      @umbrellacorporation9168 7 років тому +2

      HiFolksImAdam well he hates everything

  • @rganz2609
    @rganz2609 Рік тому +40

    2018: I’m Done
    2023: I HATE DESTINY 2 LIGHTFALL

    • @selmevias1383
      @selmevias1383 Рік тому +5

      Someone had to tell the bungie junkies to stop, drugs is bad.
      There's nothing cool about being a battered spouse.

  • @shalbeenatit
    @shalbeenatit 6 років тому +373

    so a big marshmallow turns off the lights and you have to kill him with your nerf guns got it

    • @jimmycoolguy32
      @jimmycoolguy32 5 років тому +2

      This is one of my favrite games, and is highly enjoyable for me. I would try it out if i were you.

    • @Ersine
      @Ersine 5 років тому +4

      Archie Lay No, don’t recommend it to anyone, just fuck off and keep it to yourself.

    • @whiterose74
      @whiterose74 5 років тому

      Noodall hey, how about you fuck off instead you pathetic waste of space, no one cares about you

    • @Squishito
      @Squishito 5 років тому +4

      @@whiterose74 Who hurt you?

  • @TsunTzu
    @TsunTzu 7 років тому +110

    Completely removing the player's voice is...straight up crap. Having the ghost effectively fill in as the player in conversation is just insulting.

    • @92Roar
      @92Roar 7 років тому +7

      LostGryphon I mean it’s a contentious topic.
      Fallout 4 got torn apart for including it as it took a players ability to imprint themselves or their character onto the avatar they were playing as yet there as also been a steady outcry against simple silent protagonists.
      This felt like a middle ground of “your character doesn’t have a voice but someone speaks in your stead” and I totally get why they went with it. It’s the most obvious way in my opinion and is perhaps the only thing in this whole video I’ll argue as not being as terrible as he says it is
      The rest...

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 6 років тому

      Weird things insult you

    • @rasmachris94
      @rasmachris94 6 років тому +1

      I don't usually like my protagonists have their own voice because it changes the way I interact with the world and makes me feel like an observer but if you're going to give my character a particular voice at least be consistent and let him speak his mind so he feels like he's a part of the world.
      I don't mind being 'just an observer' as long as my character feels like he fits in, destiny 2 just makes your character seem about as out of place as you as the observer, like he's just there to witness it all, so you end up being an observer of an observer to an event. How terrible dull.

    • @92Roar
      @92Roar 6 років тому

      Septlaxer Gaming Yeah it’s a bit of a middle ground fallacy huh

    • @alritedave
      @alritedave 6 років тому

      LostGryphon It works in stuff like Half Life 2, but then again that's a good game, not a POS infested with lootboxes. Fuck Bobby Kotick.

  • @LegosRock223
    @LegosRock223 7 років тому +3155

    We used to think the traveler was dead, until it wasn't

    • @notsomuchskill3729
      @notsomuchskill3729 7 років тому +109

      Lostworld17 Until it did

    • @GigaDarkness
      @GigaDarkness 7 років тому +107

      Lite Envolpe Until it didn't

    • @Mikedot
      @Mikedot 7 років тому +71

      DarkGiga Until it was

    • @NotAFakeName1
      @NotAFakeName1 7 років тому +74

      Lostworld17 I thought this meme would be dead on arrival. And it is.

    • @notsomuchskill3729
      @notsomuchskill3729 7 років тому +43

      Patrick Murphy Well now it is

  • @justconnnoor
    @justconnnoor 5 років тому +402

    Ghaul looks like a grunt from halo on steroids.

    • @Ian-hi5vz
      @Ian-hi5vz 4 роки тому +18

      Also darth malgus from the old republic

    • @thelrproject257
      @thelrproject257 4 роки тому +17

      Yap yap the destroyer

    • @goth.1e
      @goth.1e 4 роки тому +5

      "WaAaAoOaH"
      ~Some Grunt

    • @TOONYBOY
      @TOONYBOY 4 роки тому +1

      I only just realized how true that is. I can't stop seeing it now. I'm cracked up

  • @thejoyfulreaper1810
    @thejoyfulreaper1810 7 років тому +275

    And Ihe never made a vid on destiny again.until he did

  • @BigSlime-yo8ge
    @BigSlime-yo8ge 7 років тому +1086

    Bungie used to make good games. Until they didn't.

    • @marcusgabriel8365
      @marcusgabriel8365 7 років тому +24

      WeirdoOverlord II because Microsoft is like "Fuck you cheating bitch, 343 is my new milk mummy" I always wonder what halo will be like if they still worked together again instead of disbanding the project

    • @ultraboombean
      @ultraboombean 7 років тому

      hahahahahahaha

    • @EurynomeEclipse13
      @EurynomeEclipse13 7 років тому +8

      God damn I missed the old Bungie when they made like the Halo Trilogy now Bungie is not interesting anymore.

    • @Gimmick6
      @Gimmick6 7 років тому +6

      they lost a good part of the staff when they stopped making halo and 343 was made

    • @Patchess
      @Patchess 7 років тому +12

      Destiny used to be good...
      Until it didn't.

  • @jrock4748
    @jrock4748 6 років тому +217

    Am I the only one who noticed Gual looks EXACTLY like a Halo grunt?

    • @theallsight7076
      @theallsight7076 6 років тому +1

      Jrock474 I did!

    • @ilikecheesedoc324
      @ilikecheesedoc324 6 років тому +5

      Jrock474 hollyyyyyyy SHIIIITTTTT!!!!!

    • @Flyingfishball
      @Flyingfishball 6 років тому +15

      cabal are halo brutes with a grunt head. fallen are a mix of elites and drones and those annoying sniper lizard thingies. hive is flood without the bursty balloons of flood stuff.

    • @bing2879
      @bing2879 6 років тому

      Jrock474 he even said he was a (G)runt

    • @decipleofchristforallmyday8810
      @decipleofchristforallmyday8810 6 років тому

      My goodness, that's just terrible. They couldn't even think of new enemies for this game they had to recycle halos enemies.... Just a shame

  • @Momoka7
    @Momoka7 5 років тому +132

    "In the Lore..."
    "In the Grimoire..."
    "On the Wiki..."
    I couldn't agree more with you here. I play World of Warcraft ... they gate _allot_ important Story behind Books ... Comics ... and yeah i *know* there are Audiobooks ...

    • @TheJALT2
      @TheJALT2 5 років тому +1

      Momoka7 wow does it a bit differently though all the information you need to understand the world and the story is Ingame assuming you’ve played Warcraft before hand and even if you haven’t it still does a pretty good job explaining the important stuff you might have missed. If you want more information because you genuinely want to know more about the world or characters you can get the books

    • @Micras08
      @Micras08 5 років тому +16

      I think you've majorly missed his point - it's not about his unwillingness to read, it's about them not caring at all about presenting a story. WoW for all it's faults at least tries to frame the grind around a central narrative that is EXPANDED UPON in books and comics :) Biiiiiiig difference.
      Also probably worth mentioning that I do not play WoW, haven't played it since Cataclysm and really don't want to return to it ever again.

  • @pyrogaminghound9579
    @pyrogaminghound9579 7 років тому +118

    I dont have time to explain why i dont have time to explain

  • @mikeguerrero1111
    @mikeguerrero1111 5 років тому +1161

    Why isnt anyone talking about how they said the first destiny was supposed to have a 8 year lifespan but for some reason theres a destiny 2 already

    • @ukchub6633
      @ukchub6633 5 років тому +80

      10years project ACTUALLY! that's what they saying at the beginning before Destiny 1 come out so I decided to preordered n did put quite money like £300+ then bang! Fxcking Bungie release Destiny 2 n worst all of your money, time n effort on Destiny1 cannot carry over to Destiny2. And I GOT FXCK & TRICK BY BUNGIE!

    • @rileybickel7492
      @rileybickel7492 5 років тому +100

      @@ukchub6633 they never said the would support destiny the game for 10 years they said they would support destiny (the franchise)for at least 10 years and That's because they had a 10 year contract with Activision

    • @ukchub6633
      @ukchub6633 5 років тому +11

      @@rileybickel7492 idiot

    • @rileybickel7492
      @rileybickel7492 5 років тому +71

      @@ukchub6633 that was rude

    • @ukchub6633
      @ukchub6633 5 років тому +12

      @@rileybickel7492 stop being an idiot, how much Bungie pay u to say that, they clearly saying 10 yrs project this game!?! It doesn't matter destiny or destiny franchise. Ppl put money and time n effort half of their life time is on that game. And they decide to move on Destiny2 and can't carry over. FXCK you Bungie and fxck you dj idiot.

  • @ToddTheTolerable
    @ToddTheTolerable 7 років тому +324

    That villain's collar makes it look like he got his head stuck in a urinal.

  • @trouper206
    @trouper206 4 роки тому +374

    The shooting is sublime. I love the armour and the guns, that’s about it. Destiny is a skeleton of a great game but Bungie refuses to flesh it out.

    • @sickman5236
      @sickman5236 3 роки тому +15

      Yeah the gameplay is awesome but that's it

    • @beholden84
      @beholden84 3 роки тому +1

      You know... they might have fixed it....

    • @Scallywag_Gilbert68
      @Scallywag_Gilbert68 3 роки тому

      yes the game is in a bad spot, but you cant blame bungie for not making a lot of content, because they simply cant make as much content as we expect from them while we're in this awful pandemic

    • @trouper206
      @trouper206 3 роки тому +29

      @@Scallywag_Gilbert68 Destiny has been lacking content since day one, way before the pandemic. Sure they hint at lore, (The traveller, the darkness, guardians, ghosts, Oryx etc.) But none of these things are as fleshed out as they should be.

    • @oatmeal8673
      @oatmeal8673 3 роки тому +14

      @@Scallywag_Gilbert68 they literally removed half of the content fuck Bungie

  • @Alex-qq3eu
    @Alex-qq3eu 6 років тому +512

    *Destiny 3: the War of Geometrics*
    Most of us know the Traveler by now, which has the shape of a sphere. What most do not know however, is that the Traveler actually comes from an ancient race, known simply as: the Spheres. The Sphere race is near extinction because of their natural enemy; the Tetrahedrons. The Tetrahedrons have been hunting the last of the Spheres for decades now, with the final confrontation happening right here, on earth, with the Guardians as the final frontier between the two races. After emerging victorious over the Tetrahedrons, the Guardians find out that there is in fact an even greater enemy in the universe. An enemy so powerful it makes the Tetrahedrons look like child's play. Nobody ever thought there could exist an enemy greater than the Tetrahedron, until there was... The Cube. The ultimate power in the universe, the true darkness.
    *Dramatic sound effect followed with a fade to black*
    *Deep announcer voice*
    Destiny 3
    *dramatic pause*
    The war of Geometrics.
    *Final fade to black with release date*
    The Cube DLC for Destiny 3 will cost like 150$ or so, just putting it out there.
    Update: Why I put the effort into this, I do not know. But thank you all for the amazing reponses. Shit made me laugh. I have updated it a little, to credit some of the great ideas that has been posted. Hope you enjoyed it. PS. I first realized later how much some of it could sound like Transformers, bonus I guess.

    • @Hecatom
      @Hecatom 6 років тому +6

      Alexander Kristian Lund Shipley until they weren't.

    • @jaloley4027
      @jaloley4027 6 років тому +7

      this needs more likes

    • @normiehunter9864
      @normiehunter9864 6 років тому +4

      That sounds exactly like Transformers 1

    • @evilite574
      @evilite574 6 років тому +3

      Feel like this is a Robbaz reference.

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 6 років тому +11

      Wrong. The most important shape in the universe...
      Is the Toblerone.

  • @dexfrancolini4734
    @dexfrancolini4734 7 років тому +1071

    *I thought Destiny was quite good*
    *Until it wasn't*

  • @shammytv
    @shammytv 7 років тому +1279

    30:20 my boi

  • @DavidGarcia-rk5he
    @DavidGarcia-rk5he 5 років тому +201

    I’m here after the latest DLC dropped and I’m annoyed of how they can’t come up with new enemies. The bads of this DLC are just old bosses you’ve beat.

    • @thenegromancer4695
      @thenegromancer4695 5 років тому +1

      That’s why I still haven’t bought destiny or the dlc because borderlands is superior in every way the multiplayer is the only way I can enjoy destiny 2

    • @panduh_rr930
      @panduh_rr930 4 роки тому

      They did make new enimies bruh it's like saying that the new dlc doesn't come with a planet

    • @dr.deadpool5959
      @dr.deadpool5959 4 роки тому

      The game was free in 2020 so I got a chance to play it I guess I win

    • @DragonfireVEVO
      @DragonfireVEVO 4 роки тому +7

      They got tired of recycling old enemies, so they started recycling Bosses, really thinking about the environment too there.

    • @subrsubrr334
      @subrsubrr334 4 роки тому +1

      They can. They just won't do it because it costs money, and why spend money when you can, you know, not spend money?

  • @thetumans1394
    @thetumans1394 6 років тому +989

    Bungie made great games . . .
    Until they didn't.

    • @Ruddpocalypse
      @Ruddpocalypse 6 років тому +13

      Wow, haven't seen this type of comment anywhere before. Come up with it yourself?

    • @cralo2569
      @cralo2569 6 років тому +3

      halo is cool

    • @victorlemus135
      @victorlemus135 6 років тому +3

      Ive seen this comment so many times just delete it so other people dont have to waste their brain cells looking at 50 of these

    • @anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147
      @anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147 6 років тому +2

      lmao

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 років тому +2

      The Tumans the memes are strong with this one

  • @laxmansuperman
    @laxmansuperman 6 років тому +435

    The funniest part of this entire review is that he created a more compelling story in his review than bungie managed with a massive budget and three years of time

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 6 років тому

      ... Not really because all he did was retell destiny 2's story.

    • @kylehill3643
      @kylehill3643 6 років тому +2

      He's probably a paid employee because hating something is the new like now. Today's companies are not ran by a visioneer or lover of the product it's just ran by a generic board of directors with a single CEO that they all collaborate to make things done and they only see $$$ signs.

    • @kylehill3643
      @kylehill3643 6 років тому

      Then they merge/take over other companies like EA does. THAT is not a free market. A free market would have limits so there would be competition and bad companies going out. Not being artificially propped. Stock investors normally would not invest in a shaky company.

    • @kylehill3643
      @kylehill3643 6 років тому

      Today's generation does everything ass backwards like collages now have "Safe Zones" where you can't say anything against the collages mantra or you risk being fired for hurting people's feelings. Now you can be a colored person just by signing a form. What's next saying your a dog because you love animals?

    • @coolcool5181
      @coolcool5181 6 років тому +8

      Kyle Hill Hey, guess who asked for your random, vapid rant? No one. You're probably that crazy family member that talks about politics over the holidays when no one else is.

  • @Medarr1
    @Medarr1 6 років тому +2055

    This 48 minute rant about destiny has more content then destiny....

    • @willdavies1598
      @willdavies1598 6 років тому +61

      I'll have you know it's 48 minutes and 59 seconds, you swine

    • @fuckenps3
      @fuckenps3 6 років тому +18

      than*

    • @jacobalvarez2224
      @jacobalvarez2224 6 років тому +2

      Medarr Amarr lol

    • @docfozi0619
      @docfozi0619 6 років тому +4

      Fck you man

    • @MattzAppleTin
      @MattzAppleTin 6 років тому +7

      And i'll have you know that 59sec has more content that CoO and Warmind

  • @ruddyman4928
    @ruddyman4928 4 роки тому +47

    I forgot how everything about destiny 2 sucked at launch. Lots has improved but lots hasn’t.

  • @greasehog
    @greasehog 6 років тому +207

    The writers and developers of destiny won’t make actual improvements to their game because “They don’t have time to explain what they don’t have time to explain”

    • @apyromaniac3426
      @apyromaniac3426 6 років тому

      Dr. Bonk they did improve it actually ihe even said so aswell but they didn't fix it :\

    • @River_Frost
      @River_Frost 6 років тому +5

      No... Its just "too hard" for them.

    • @Dakota__69
      @Dakota__69 6 років тому

      Just ignore the fact that they had to re-do the entire story less than a year before the game came out... same with D1... but I guess we can get mad because we don't work on games... oh well, let's laugh at people that genuinely care and work way longer than anyone else ever would, or could, or that they had to build a decade long franchise in a year... I didn't get a codex, so none of that matters.
      Pouty face.

    • @lokientrop9213
      @lokientrop9213 6 років тому

      Roflmao

    • @StaggerjAGGER
      @StaggerjAGGER 6 років тому +1

      Joseph Barney If they gave a hot shit about their game in the first place, there would have been steps to try and ensure it never got this bad. Don't fucking sit here and tell us "Oh making a game is hard" Yea? Well trying have your players spend $60 then cut out content to put in the eververse to make them play more, is fucking hard. Bungie has been at this a long time and they know how to make a quality game, they just didn't.

  • @theodorehodbor5080
    @theodorehodbor5080 7 років тому +285

    IHE really seems like an abused housewife in this situation. He was getting constantly beaten down yet still believed that there was good *somewhere* in Destiny.
    It's glad to see now that the abused housewife has decided to get a divorce.

    • @goombalo10
      @goombalo10 7 років тому +22

      Until a DLC comes out where everyone claims it's the best and then he'll have to come back...

    • @MajorRibcageIII
      @MajorRibcageIII 7 років тому +4

      ^ This.

    • @sexistspaghettios
      @sexistspaghettios 7 років тому +6

      Goombalo10 or in other words....until he doesn't?

    • @shitpostbotmin
      @shitpostbotmin Рік тому +1

      until he didn't

  • @CLOWNBOT00
    @CLOWNBOT00 7 років тому +1448

    2 year wait and over-hyped promotion for a new enemy: _a dog_
    Great. How long will it take to make a cat?

    • @UncreativePontiff
      @UncreativePontiff 7 років тому +49

      Ayame Kyoto BRAND NEW AND INNOVATIVE ENEMY DESIGN, EVERYONE, BEHOLD THE MASTER PIECE THAT IS THE...
      D O G

    • @rollforrupees6479
      @rollforrupees6479 7 років тому +23

      Death
      Of the
      Gods

    • @Keller5327LV
      @Keller5327LV 7 років тому +6

      Ayame Kyoto hahahahahah. Silly taken have gerbils.

    • @matthewdyt
      @matthewdyt 7 років тому +7

      And grenade launchers. That you basically never use once you hit 300 light.

    • @saucey259
      @saucey259 7 років тому +3

      COD Ghosts all over again.

  • @Hthe
    @Hthe 3 роки тому +83

    "The only character people care about"
    Bungie : kill him the games dying

  • @personontheinternet629
    @personontheinternet629 7 років тому +476

    My Grammar was good ... until it didn't.

    • @scoops2
      @scoops2 7 років тому +24

      Your comment had no replies ... until it did

    • @war.neverchanges
      @war.neverchanges 7 років тому +2

      Rodary Windsor Cleveland snoop wasnt being copied... it'll he did

    • @war.neverchanges
      @war.neverchanges 7 років тому +2

      Rodary Windsor Cleveland you were the last reply... until...you
      ...wernt

    • @gyrazal6189
      @gyrazal6189 7 років тому

      This comments section man omg haha

    • @personontheinternet629
      @personontheinternet629 7 років тому +1

      This comment chain made me laugh and shit my pants
      ...until it didn't

  • @Lesion411
    @Lesion411 6 років тому +264

    Lot of “until they didn’t” type of comments

    • @philiphanhurst2655
      @philiphanhurst2655 6 років тому +8

      Lot of "Play Warframe" type of comments as well.

    • @shaneyy__
      @shaneyy__ 6 років тому +9

      The comments kept coming.
      And coming.
      Ha you thought I’d say “until they didnt”

    • @Lesion411
      @Lesion411 6 років тому +2

      Mid-Dynite Party no not really the notification showed me your reply with only one space

    • @shaneyy__
      @shaneyy__ 6 років тому +3

      A.P.G Gaming freakin UA-cam notification system ruinin my jokes on 2 month old comments...

    • @malikgaddy7071
      @malikgaddy7071 6 років тому +1

      Ok So Basically I’m Rigby Until it didn’t

  • @LegiyonEhellout
    @LegiyonEhellout 7 років тому +1006

    Anakin: I loved sand!
    Until I didn't!

  • @dadankengine4661
    @dadankengine4661 5 місяців тому +9

    IHE: I’m done
    Narrator: he wasn’t. Nor was any of us

  • @vvolfflovv
    @vvolfflovv 7 років тому +992

    I once enjoyed playing vanilla destiny, untill I didn't

    • @noodlegirl8180
      @noodlegirl8180 7 років тому +20

      I kept on buying the Destiny expansions, until I didn't.

    • @vvolfflovv
      @vvolfflovv 7 років тому +1

      Awesome Cookie lol

    • @kwedd8018
      @kwedd8018 7 років тому +2

      I thought destiny crucible was good, until I didn’t

    • @mintymay5892
      @mintymay5892 7 років тому

      pffft xD quality comment man. Great job

    • @yu-law_1528
      @yu-law_1528 7 років тому +5

      I was about to buy this , until I didn't!

  • @madbloodgod9442
    @madbloodgod9442 6 років тому +554

    I didn't know Bungie could make bad games.
    Until they did.

    • @IrishPhoenix
      @IrishPhoenix 6 років тому +13

      not going to click the read more, I already know you said "Until they did".

    • @AlexLopez-vm7uq
      @AlexLopez-vm7uq 6 років тому +2

      LMFAOOOO XD

    • @skullkid2083
      @skullkid2083 6 років тому +2

      @@IrishPhoenix until you didn't

    • @martinramirez5819
      @martinramirez5819 6 років тому

      Bungie used to be good until now.

    • @pillarhead738
      @pillarhead738 6 років тому

      I liked destiny 2 that’s your opinion

  • @Floridablaze97
    @Floridablaze97 7 років тому +1068

    Did you know that Gauls face uses updated image files from the grunts used in halo reach?
    16:45
    It's not, but if you believed me, I wouldn't blame you lol

    • @tonythetalkingclock1880
      @tonythetalkingclock1880 7 років тому +63

      Brandon Flash You fucking had me. I sat here thinking about it for a solid 5 minutes.

    • @thech0ice262
      @thech0ice262 7 років тому +56

      that's actually a good way to enjoy thinking about the campaign. Just imagine its big grunts who are tire of the shit that they take.

    • @BacaBananas
      @BacaBananas 7 років тому +6

      from destiny 1 I always been calling them grunts in mech suits

    • @microsoftranchbottle
      @microsoftranchbottle 7 років тому +4

      Brandon Flash still looks like a grunt on a steroids

    • @Koppu1doragon
      @Koppu1doragon 7 років тому +2

      honestly that's what I thought from the beginning.

  • @IOxyrinchus
    @IOxyrinchus 4 роки тому +271

    I thought this comment would be ignored
    Until it wasn’t

  • @shuumo453
    @shuumo453 7 років тому +367

    In case you clicked this video wondering how to make an apple pie, here is the recipe:
    Ingredients: 1 recipe pastry for a 9-inch double crust pie, 1/2 cup unsalted butter, 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour, 1/4 cup water, 1/2 cup white sugar, 1/2 cup packed brown sugar, 8 Granny Smith apples - peeled, cored and sliced
    Directions: Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). Melt the butter in a saucepan. Stir in flour to form a paste. Add water, white sugar and brown sugar, and bring to a boil. Reduce temperature and let simmer. Place the bottom crust in your pan. Fill with apples, mounded slightly. Cover with a lattice work crust. Gently pour the sugar and butter liquid over the crust. Pour slowly so that it does not run off. Bake 15 minutes in the preheated oven. Reduce the temperature to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Continue baking for 35 to 45 minutes, until apples are soft.

    • @GuntherSchmidl
      @GuntherSchmidl 7 років тому +10

      Nice, thanks.

    • @geckoburger3800
      @geckoburger3800 7 років тому +2

      I might make one now

    • @davysmith1934
      @davysmith1934 7 років тому +12

      Thanks for the recipe! Protip lads, adding a pinch or two of custard powder to the pastry gives it a gorgeous golden color, as well as improving the texture and taste.

    • @Jack-pe8dk
      @Jack-pe8dk 7 років тому +2

      THE REAL ARNAV Thank you for your recipe

    • @thefakeslimshady7542
      @thefakeslimshady7542 7 років тому +7

      Oh thank God. I was wondering why nobody else was helping me for this.

  • @doyouevenknowme7494
    @doyouevenknowme7494 7 років тому +678

    I bought Destiny. I have to say I really enjoyed that time. Until I didn't.

    • @909bkaby
      @909bkaby 7 років тому +6

      Craig l stop stealing top comment

    • @cxrtezzy8852
      @cxrtezzy8852 7 років тому +1

      now how are we sppose to kow the enemies lvl

    • @MrBaracu
      @MrBaracu 7 років тому +3

      You enjoyed that time until you didn't? Yeah makes sense.

    • @ephex3094
      @ephex3094 7 років тому +3

      MrBaracu I'm pretty sure it means he got bored.

    • @serenityx7569
      @serenityx7569 7 років тому +1

      These comments are killing me 😂

  • @jacovichstabs841
    @jacovichstabs841 7 років тому +139

    Quite depressing towards the end but needed to be said, great video.

    • @influentialdiscovery592
      @influentialdiscovery592 7 років тому +3

      You want moth people too?

    • @jacovichstabs841
      @jacovichstabs841 7 років тому

      at this point im like Alex, I just don't care about Destiny. I never got the taken King because I could see the route they were going down. Plus I'm not a massive gamer, can't really afford next gen console and stuff so... I guess the Moth people will have to stay in our heads and hearts lol

  • @lemontree9518
    @lemontree9518 4 роки тому +44

    This whole video was my exact reaction to Destiny 2. My family has been into Destiny for years and all of us were hyped for the game. I, though , was very disappointed. It was around when we got our light back I realized that the cool story-telling and cinematic was a one time thing and obviously not coming back. I was beyond excited when we were introduced to being without light and picking up the remains of our world, and then I wasn’t. The repetitiveness hit and I went back to playing Pokémon and Minecraft.

  • @zoruko3713
    @zoruko3713 7 років тому +264

    Destiny 3 : The Tetrahedrons

  • @sirhchajilenosiner8682
    @sirhchajilenosiner8682 7 років тому +308

    I loved oxygen....until it didint.

    • @KennethV2000
      @KennethV2000 7 років тому +2

      ARC Trooper 5555 lol no one cares XD

    • @thesupersonicstig
      @thesupersonicstig 7 років тому +6

      Kenny Varsag do you even understand the joke?

    • @ZS05
      @ZS05 7 років тому +4

      ARC Trooper 5555 I didn't think someone could die from not breathing oxygen.. until they did.

    • @kellyroeder272
      @kellyroeder272 7 років тому

      ARC Trooper 5555 wut

    • @sirhchajilenosiner8682
      @sirhchajilenosiner8682 7 років тому

      me person huh?

  • @deotemp886
    @deotemp886 7 років тому +301

    You are so much more energetic in your first Destiny video, now you do sound defeated

    • @samuelnaughton3545
      @samuelnaughton3545 7 років тому +14

      I'm pretty sure in between that gap he got depression

    • @alexyaff.2928
      @alexyaff.2928 7 років тому +10

      Deo Temp I think he wanted to sound as meaningless as the games

    • @tt18sp94
      @tt18sp94 7 років тому

      well he did watch the emji movie

    • @The-nw9lo
      @The-nw9lo 7 років тому

      Because he has been defeated

    • @mii1211
      @mii1211 7 років тому +1

      I feel his pain coming from my screen.

  • @maezface0196
    @maezface0196 3 роки тому +7

    I just built a PC and redownloaded Destiny 2, if you think THIS was bad. Try it now. There is no intro, you are THROWN into multiple buggy 'bounty' missions. there are 7 missions and I still don't know why I did any of them. To make it worse, its the same enemies, AND THE SAME RUINES. Yes 7 missions are on the SAME MAP done over and over. I walked over the same staircase 7 times!!!! I ended up not playing the game after this.

  • @nhoxkhi9530
    @nhoxkhi9530 7 років тому +62

    Ad revenue used to thrive..........until it didn't

  • @stupidpotato6468
    @stupidpotato6468 7 років тому +192

    "Until it didn't"
    Wtf

    • @FlunkyHunk
      @FlunkyHunk 7 років тому +4

      Stupid Potato until they did,though

    • @Lordparable
      @Lordparable 7 років тому

      Stupid Potato ima i hardcore destiny fan and i still said the same thing lol

    • @Hanfgurkenhasser
      @Hanfgurkenhasser 7 років тому

      Yeah I deemed it a fake either. Imagine my surprise when it was actually part of the game. So blissfully unaware of their own awfulness, it's impressive. :D

    • @wholesome4028
      @wholesome4028 7 років тому +6

      Stupid Potato some groundbreaking writing right there

    • @Teernin
      @Teernin 7 років тому

      Stupid Potato lol such lazy writing

  • @edgarcabrera9130
    @edgarcabrera9130 7 років тому +110

    "and for centuries, humanity thrived........... uNtiL iT DiDnt"

    • @jonorobo0417
      @jonorobo0417 6 років тому

      Edgar Cabrera that was the day destiny one came out

  • @riptideanomy1024
    @riptideanomy1024 4 роки тому +53

    Not gonna lie, destiny should’ve just been a game without a sequel, just with better graphics, updates, actual fair matches, etc.

    • @killertrom64
      @killertrom64 4 роки тому

      As I read this while playing

    • @killertrom64
      @killertrom64 4 роки тому

      I just got for free so yay I’m not getting a refund

    • @sho7634
      @sho7634 4 роки тому +1

      @@killertrom64 I played it when it costed 60 dollars but I have to pay 50 dollars just to play the new updates ,reason why I quit

    • @killertrom64
      @killertrom64 4 роки тому

      @@sho7634 dude I just got for free don’t get all the cool stuff but I’m happy

    • @fishedhook2697
      @fishedhook2697 3 роки тому +1

      @@killertrom64 you getting it for free isnt a good game design infact free games are mostly worse than paid ones

  • @Ozzyliftss
    @Ozzyliftss 6 років тому +712

    How much do the voice actors get paid per grunt

    • @WingItMan217
      @WingItMan217 5 років тому +39

      25 cents

    • @axeltomaszewski9905
      @axeltomaszewski9905 5 років тому +37

      @@WingItMan217 that means they're rich now

    • @f67739
      @f67739 5 років тому +11

      anime va's must be swimming in dough rn

    • @axeltomaszewski9905
      @axeltomaszewski9905 5 років тому +5

      In retrospect this comment wasn't funny

    • @homelessjackie
      @homelessjackie 5 років тому

      I looked it up they're payed for a full time of work you did, Unless you're doing it japan, Because that's its own 5 to 9 job.

  • @thecopercoper5533
    @thecopercoper5533 7 років тому +269

    Destiny 3: The Rise of Triangles
    Destiny 4: The Return of Squares
    Destiny 5: The Revenge of the Pentagon
    Destiny 6: The Birth of the Hexagon
    etc etc etc

    • @HShango
      @HShango 7 років тому +1

      if that's the case, that is sad

    • @highmarshalhelbrecht4858
      @highmarshalhelbrecht4858 7 років тому +7

      Sad part is I'd settle for a game that sounds as wacky as that...

    • @KingNOOB-kj7vz
      @KingNOOB-kj7vz 7 років тому

      TheCoper COper hahaha dude you had me a squares but the motherfucking Pentagon got me busting my ass laughing but dude HEXAGON had me busting a N U T

    • @ponsquiglious
      @ponsquiglious 7 років тому +3

      Destiny 7: Battle for the Septagon
      Destiny 8: Hunt for the Octagon

    • @staticallX
      @staticallX 7 років тому +3

      I feel like it will be the other way around, like:
      Destiny 3: The Rise of Triangles
      Destiny 4: Revenge of Lines
      Destiny 5: Swarm of Dots
      Destiny 6: There's Nothing

  • @christiandevey3898
    @christiandevey3898 7 років тому +145

    I liked how you mentioned the composer at the end, I feal composers are often forgotten

  • @WikiHL
    @WikiHL 3 роки тому +14

    20:26 then again, nobody in Skyrim really cares that you're the Dragonborn

  • @marlenevale1700
    @marlenevale1700 6 років тому +304

    “I’ll be spoiling the story.” HA! As if there’s anything significant to spoil in the first place.

    • @leviathang465
      @leviathang465 6 років тому +17

      Marlene Vale ghaul had the traveller
      Untill he didnt...

    • @ThorfinnSonofThors892
      @ThorfinnSonofThors892 6 років тому

      True.

    • @YayaBunWa
      @YayaBunWa 6 років тому +1

      I mean, I’ve only played the beginning of D2 so I was concerned I’d regret having the story spoiled, but when I realised I’d actually played through more than half the game.... Good grief, what fucking story. Why did this cost $60AUD or whatever, there’s barely anything to this game ffs

  • @john-3642
    @john-3642 7 років тому +568

    4:30 "Humanity thrived...Until it didn't" --- Am I the only one to burst out laughing?

    • @miguelpereira9859
      @miguelpereira9859 7 років тому +40

      John - Hmmm... do you think that Bungie secretly hired George Lucas to work on D2?

    • @NoWayDude353
      @NoWayDude353 7 років тому +55

      Honestly, i usually don't notice when the writing is bad, but even i caught that line and thought to myself "who the hell wrote that?"

    • @pwnzlikeme
      @pwnzlikeme 7 років тому +14

      John - as someone who enjoys playing the game with friends, we all laughed at some of the shitty dialogue

    • @nicolebracy6724
      @nicolebracy6724 7 років тому +5

      John - no, but those that arent are cringing.... Oh, so much cringing.

    • @TheGreatCannon
      @TheGreatCannon 7 років тому +7

      Its hilarious. Literally written like a fucking parody skit or some shit

  • @SynphamyMusic
    @SynphamyMusic 7 років тому +66

    They COULD tell you stories, but they don't have time to explain.

    • @user-ue2lg1yl4w
      @user-ue2lg1yl4w 7 років тому

      Nice reference.

    • @jaydenabraham6132
      @jaydenabraham6132 7 років тому +1

      They don't have time to explain why they don't have time to explain

    • @soulkibble1466
      @soulkibble1466 6 років тому +1

      But they do have time to explain that they don't have time to explain why they don't have time to explain.

    • @thelvadam2884
      @thelvadam2884 6 років тому +1

      Cole Lewis
      *BLOWS MIND*

  • @frostyshake3314
    @frostyshake3314 4 роки тому +23

    "I loved destiny, I hate destiny 2"
    Recommended " I hate destiny"

  • @razordoom1
    @razordoom1 7 років тому +302

    Even DOOM 2016 had a lore tab, and a fantastic one at that... and it's fucking DOOM.

    • @sin21ful
      @sin21ful 7 років тому +42

      Fuck the DOOM MARINE had more personality that ALL Destiny's Characters. Watch Jim Fucking Sterling's video on that.
      The Doom Marine though...fucker doesn't even have a name

    • @unsungsenpai4394
      @unsungsenpai4394 7 років тому +3

      Well creators did confirm Doomguy is a decendent of B.J. Blazkowicz of Wolfenstein series. So it has a last name? Wolfenstein?

    • @slendy9600
      @slendy9600 7 років тому +1

      I'm not so sure, theres also the story that commander keen is related to B.J. so maybe id do like to link all their games into one universe

    • @alphamonrx
      @alphamonrx 7 років тому +1

      Razor Mavis ya Samuel Hayden is honestly one of the most interesting characters for me personally

    • @awesomebobgaming
      @awesomebobgaming 7 років тому

      Razor Mavis lol ikr!!!. Destiny 2 is the biggest to rip off in gaming history such a huge kick in da nuts for all it's fans! screw bungie I'm done. Lol such a waste n people lap up this shit!!! XD

  • @kieranowens9897
    @kieranowens9897 6 років тому +74

    Every time Gaul says " Welcome to a world without light " I always have to add " A world, without spiderman "

    • @991yugioh
      @991yugioh 6 років тому +2

      Kieran Owens you forgot the "-" between "Spider" and "Man".

    • @LMNtaLXicon
      @LMNtaLXicon 6 років тому

      YOU AND ME COULD RULE THIS WORLD, TRAVELER!

  • @DuhBeyonder
    @DuhBeyonder 7 років тому +379

    Me: Ihateeverything told me terrible things.
    Bungie: What things?
    Me: He said that you've turned to activision, that you killed the lore!
    Bungie: Ihateeverything is trying to turn you against me.
    Me: He cares about us!
    Bungie: Us?
    Me: He knows, he wants to help you.
    Bungie: ...
    Me: Bungie, all I want is your love.
    Bungie: Love can't save you only my new powers can.
    Me: At what cost? You're a good company don't do this.
    Bungie: I won't lose you the way I lost Halo. I am becoming more powerful than any video game company ever dreamed of. I'm doing it for you. To protect you.
    Me: Come away with me help me raise your image while you still can. Leave Activision behind!
    Bungie: Don't you see? We don't have to run away anymore. I have brought peace to Destiny. I am more powerful than Activision. I-I can overthrow him!
    Me: I can't believe what I'm hearing Ihateeverything was right you've changed!
    Bungie: I don't want to hear anymore about Ihateeverything.
    Me: Bungie you're breaking my heart!come back! Come back before it's too late! I love you!
    *Ihateeverything appears*
    Bungie: LIAR! YOU BROUGHT HIM HERE TO KILL ME!
    Me: No! Bun-gie plea-se *Force choked*
    Bungie: I WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME!
    Ihateeverything: Your anger and lust for power has already done that.
    Bungie: I've brought peace, justice, freedom, security and micro transactions to my new ip!
    Ihateeverything: Bungie, my allegiance is to the consumer! To democracy!
    Bungie: If you are not with me you are my enemy.
    Ihateeverything: Only a shit company deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
    Bungie: You will try...

    • @valmetvu773
      @valmetvu773 7 років тому +10

      0_0 Whoa... Some Star Wars Episode 3 vibes with Obi-Wan vs Anakin in the ending fight scene

    • @mungologgo5526
      @mungologgo5526 7 років тому +4

      Ah yes...the truth

    • @mrgibbets34
      @mrgibbets34 7 років тому +4

      This is art

    • @wjsnactivist6141
      @wjsnactivist6141 7 років тому +1

      beautiful.....

    • @desox123
      @desox123 7 років тому +1

      LOL

  • @matthewparkins3204
    @matthewparkins3204 Рік тому +11

    He was, in fact, not done.

  • @daveF1993
    @daveF1993 7 років тому +221

    Lol so true Ghaul was fucking stupid. Should’ve made him like twice the size, RED ARMOR for the RED LEGION and gave him a crazy backstory. Instead it felt like I beat the damn Michelin Man

    • @909bkaby
      @909bkaby 7 років тому +9

      David Ferraro michelin man ? Lmaoooo W

    • @thebiggru2637
      @thebiggru2637 7 років тому +28

      mewmew that's the worst excuse I have heard all day.

    • @divinesoul1174
      @divinesoul1174 7 років тому

      Fuck u

    • @HarambeKojima
      @HarambeKojima 7 років тому +2

      David Ferraro, I think the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man was a better villain.

    • @kizuuwu7563
      @kizuuwu7563 7 років тому +3

      He's basically a worse version of Bane from The Dark Knight Rises

  • @1ppo
    @1ppo 7 років тому +805

    People die when they are killed.

  • @TheQuentinSK8
    @TheQuentinSK8 7 років тому +193

    How the hell does that red armoured Cabal pronounce m's b's and p's when his lips are always apart?

    • @wiktiktik
      @wiktiktik 7 років тому +24

      TheQuentinSK8 You ask the right questions

    • @TomGaming141
      @TomGaming141 7 років тому +5

      Im gone

    • @decoyoctopus9767
      @decoyoctopus9767 7 років тому +2

      i laughed so hard at this and snot came out of my nose hahah me trying to visualize them doing this killed me hahah RIP!

    • @TheQuentinSK8
      @TheQuentinSK8 7 років тому

      VN DM lmao

    • @Sttatticcc
      @Sttatticcc 7 років тому +8

      I was literally asking myself this exact same question, and it broke my immersion hard... I think it's because their faces were so distracting that I even asked it in the first place. Then again, I asked that same question with Elites from Halo, so... Just Bungie things?

  • @maxwellsimmons530
    @maxwellsimmons530 4 роки тому +73

    Wow 19k dislikes the community must be real butthurt about you having more time then they do in D1.

  • @irllcd13
    @irllcd13 6 років тому +194

    You know what I like about they "You only played X amount of time? You aren't allowed to criticize said game." is that then, if it is a lot of time, they turn around and say "You played the game for that amount of time, so you have no right to complain." It's a brilliant and idiotic strategy at the same time. Idiotic because it makes no sense and requires no effort, but brilliant because they can immediately shutdown any discussion and criticism without actually creating a coherent counterargument.

    • @mrgeneralism
      @mrgeneralism 6 років тому +1

      irllcd13 absolutely right.

    • @ziggyzaggy8840
      @ziggyzaggy8840 6 років тому +16

      Personally, I think playing for a short amount of time is somewhat of a valid argument. So someone criticising a game for it's lack of end-game but has not played enough to experience it can have their opinion taken with a pinch of salt. However, their argument on certain specific parts can be taken into consideration depending on the arguments they back it up with.
      However, I personally believe this argument has no weight when a person played a game for a long period of time. Say a person plays a game for 1000 hours and says it sucks. He has all the rights to complain. The fact he has played for so long demonstrated he has experienced most, if not all aspect of the game and is sharing his opinion on why he believes the game is unfulfilling and not worth investing time into.

    • @mrgeneralism
      @mrgeneralism 6 років тому +13

      Yeah it's just a scapegoat so the person in question does not have to partake in any discussion on whether the piece of media is good or not.

    • @irllcd13
      @irllcd13 6 років тому +16

      Prime Sernh Lee Chng You still get that shit even if you have 20 hours into a game which is more than enough to tell if it's bad or not. Sure, 45 minutes may not be enough, but I was being told I need to put 100 hours into NMS before it got good. Then, at the 101 hour mark, I got the "Well you played it for 101 hours so it can't be that bad" nonsense.

    • @irllcd13
      @irllcd13 6 років тому

      The other thing is that Steam counts time to game is open. I have a habit of alt tabbing out of stuff and just leaving games running when I go out or sleep, so it continues to tick up.

  • @thedidact07
    @thedidact07 7 років тому +112

    This video made me sad. Just hearing how disappointed and broken Alex sounded was honestly heartbreaking.

    • @Jamman4life
      @Jamman4life 7 років тому +13

      Negative Loaf Dammit I can't take you seriously with that profile picture.

    • @ultraboombean
      @ultraboombean 7 років тому

      I luv it

    • @andrewkappler5503
      @andrewkappler5503 7 років тому +2

      Negative Loaf he's like that with every review

    • @thedidact07
      @thedidact07 7 років тому +1

      Yes, but here he actually means it.

    • @Jamman4life
      @Jamman4life 7 років тому

      How dare you do this to our lord and saviour. DAMN YOU BUNGIE!!!

  • @bluesquare001
    @bluesquare001 7 років тому +93

    And still no Moth People

    • @toaster9922
      @toaster9922 7 років тому +1

      where are my fucking moth people???

    • @birdjesus2224
      @birdjesus2224 7 років тому +1

      Blue Square your name is a lie

  • @kevinmai5125
    @kevinmai5125 5 років тому +56

    Came back to watch this for a 4th time when destiny 2 became free today

    • @darionbuck2715
      @darionbuck2715 5 років тому +1

      Lol 3rd watch for me. Why is it free? It's not a ps plus game. I was so confused

    • @kevinmai5125
      @kevinmai5125 5 років тому +9

      Bungie made it free and made well the gameplay better then before story can't be saved tho game fun story bad

    • @fishedhook2697
      @fishedhook2697 3 роки тому

      that isnt that impressive i have probaly watched a few months worth of ihe content

    • @budlikycz2445
      @budlikycz2445 3 роки тому

      Mee too I needed the reminder how much this game sucks ass so I dont even download it xD

  • @lukefarmer5541
    @lukefarmer5541 7 років тому +1162

    I literally got a warframe add half way through this video...
    It's a sign

    • @MishaXG
      @MishaXG 7 років тому +64

      Haha definitely a sign! Had no game to play and thought about Destiny2, then i watched some vids about it.... and finally remember that i played Warframe once and went back on it. 1000 times more fun.

    • @darthkai3621
      @darthkai3621 7 років тому +2

      MishaX - Gaming I disagree with you. Heretic

    • @Gongopod5
      @Gongopod5 7 років тому +39

      It is definitely a sign, don't waste money on that piece of shit called Destiny 2 and play Warframe for free.
      With about 1000hrs of playing Warframe i can tell you that it is way better than Destiny 2.
      But prepare for many grinding sessions, farming is one of the things you need to do often in Warframe, but I think that's also fun, you got enemy variety and many different weapons.

    • @darthkai3621
      @darthkai3621 7 років тому +5

      Vulkangott that's only your opinion. I'll be sticking to D2

    • @Gongopod5
      @Gongopod5 7 років тому +39

      Darth Kai, if you are happy with the game, good for you, that's only your opinion. I just don't get it, what do you like about a 60€ game with basically no content?

  • @rakeman9523
    @rakeman9523 7 років тому +469

    And the traveler was dead. UNTIL HE WASN'T.

    • @Ps3luvr260
      @Ps3luvr260 7 років тому

      Rake Man traveler was never dead

    • @mii1211
      @mii1211 7 років тому +13

      Fag3Fag3Productions. That's what you thought, UNTIL IT DID.

    • @PluvioZA
      @PluvioZA 7 років тому +3

      Fag3Fag3Productions When the joke flies so far over your head. Until it doesn't.

    • @Kinoksis
      @Kinoksis 7 років тому

      For a corpse the traveler is quite active

    • @azlie88
      @azlie88 7 років тому

      I never realized it too... Until it did

  • @dripsteindrippin4829
    @dripsteindrippin4829 6 років тому +164

    My favorite character was the Chicken

    • @motherfreya2840
      @motherfreya2840 5 років тому +11

      We watched it grow as a person, going from a complacent animal to an active member of the Vanguard.

    • @messi61423
      @messi61423 5 років тому +5

      His name is kernel, 2017-20??

    • @reggy7706
      @reggy7706 4 роки тому

      Colonel

    • @BotBoy-un3pz
      @BotBoy-un3pz 4 роки тому +2

      Haha funny randem chicken

  • @Zyrodil
    @Zyrodil 5 років тому +12

    "Luke, it's the ball that gives us the force. That ball is so epic, it's everything." - That was fucking funny to me.

    • @evansrankingtablet
      @evansrankingtablet 3 роки тому +2

      That ball was good and not the Death Star, until it was..