The greatest part of this video is the 50% of the time after John or Arthur antagonize someone, they either hop away gleefully or run away like a 12 year old who just called someone stinky.
Honestly if I got "greet greet antagonized" by somebody as witty as Arthur, I'd be too busy laughing my ass off at how amazing that roast is to even get offended
- "Your face looks familiar" - "Hm?" - "Reminds me of the last time I lifted my horse's tail" - "Howdy" - "Howdy" - "That's a fine horse you've got there" - "Thanks partner" - "How long you've been married?" Jesus Christ xD His lines are better than 88% of UA-camrs scripts, seriously
@@RAYRDWallace This sounds almost exactly like Arthur's greet-greet-antagonize to Jack: "Everything's going to be alright. ... No it ain't, I'm lying to make you feel better because you're just a kid."
these are some of the best insults i ever heard im dyin of laughter. “that face looks familiar” “it reminds me of the last time i lifted my horses tail”
omg that's my favorite Arthur insult I think along with his good to see manners ain't dead yet then he says but you will be if you look at me that way again lmfao. His voice which I love has me laughing.
@@RAYRDWallace When I get a snarky response after just greeting someone on the road, I don't bother defusing I taunt them into running away from me, feels good.
Ok,we all know this simple dialogue system is brilliant,but can we just once again appreciate how well this game's systems are intertwined with eachother based on that little scene in 1:16? The guy on a horse has overheard the quarrel between John and the woman and pulled out a gun on him to chase him away. Also what other open world game could let you provoke such narratively driven encounters as the one in 2:41? A dude strolls by the town,minding his own bussiness and suddenly some other dude starts mugging him (in a typical mugger's manner,so by approaching him with some pseudo-friendly line,then proceeding to threaten him). This one mechanic suddenly makes all the difference,when in comparison in any other game all you could do to a random npc would be either just killing them,stealing sth from them or eventually just asking about some lore related things,receiving the same response from every npc. Here suddenly this whole interaction gets embedded in the narrative,by letting you affect the npc's in a non-scripted manner (by that I mean that it's not tied to a quest or anything like that,'cause this whole system is surely based on scripts,but on a more mechanical surface) by simply talking to them and changing their behaviour towards your character. And because of that each and every npc feels so authentic. Can't really describe what I mean but there's a certain "weight" to those npcs I haven't felt in any other game before
@@TheAbbeyoftheEveryman I think he's trying to imply that John's comment about the guy being an animal (the guy is black) is racist, and blm are against racism...? I'm honestly not sure, but if the guy is trying to say that the "good old days" were when people being racist was socially acceptable, he's dumb as shit. x'D Especially considering the Van Der Linde gang were very accepting of everyone regardless of race/background.
5:30 Now i know that's an Insult but man that's a bit nice too. He's talking about Boadicea. She died in the Blackwater Heist i think. The insult is that she called her a Horse. Not like horses look bad but still.
Greet: You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer! Antagonize: But overall, it seems like you suck at life.
Arthur is witty, and jack is just childishly aggressive. They’re both funny when they tell npcs to be quiet tho. On one hand , you have a sudden, angry, “SHUT THE HELL UP!” On the other, you have a calm yet aggressive, “you’re an idiot.”
All I have to say is that I appreciate the acknowledgement to voucelines in this game. The fact that you basically verbally pet-and-then-backhand them rather than spitting out three unrelated dialogs is just.. chefs' kiss.
This game has so many funny NPC interactions but I absolutely crack up when they decide to pull a gun and start shooting you for picking on them. Seems like a tad of an overreaction.
Arthur's guide to life:
1. Greet person
2. Set up
3. Punchline
4. Tell them to shut up before they can react
5. Get tf out
6: don’t beat people with tuberculosis up
@@xercez9269 That was clearly not part of it
The power of “Greet, Greet, Antagonize” is immeasurable.
Greet: I appreciate you.
Antagonize: But you’re still pathetic.
Haven't gone the Bi-Polar route with the Antagonize, defuse, antagonize, defuse, antagonize, defuse yet eh? 😂
This next month might be better
@MosVonix you just inspired me to do this
Your face looks familiar reminds me of the last time I lifted my horses tail lol that was funny
My favorite will forever be John's
"Hey partner"
"That's a fine animal you got there"
"Thank you"
"I was talking to the horse"
4:27
Greet: You're strong.
Antagonize: Stronger than a baby, at the most.
@@RAYRDWallace You won't get tired of this, will you?
I am sure Arthur says that also
@@susanw1863 no, Arthur doesn't. He says "how long you've been married"
The greatest part of this video is the 50% of the time after John or Arthur antagonize someone, they either hop away gleefully or run away like a 12 year old who just called someone stinky.
Greet: You're really something special.
Antagonize: There is nobody else on planet earth that is as stupid as you.
I think he's hopping away because he's hitting X/Square to square up with his fists to fight but the game sometimes jumps instead of squaring up.
@@RAYRDWallace bro stop commenting theyre not funny
4:33 "I was talking to the horse"
*Charges away on horse* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Got to get away from the touchy witnesses.
A: I like you mister you have a kind face
S: Well thank you
A: The kind I like to PUNCH
S: Excuse m-
A: SHUT UP! (Runs away)
This happened as I read it
Greet: Do you know what time it is?
Stranger: I’m sorry. I have no idea.
Antagonize: It’s time for you to die.
ASASA
Lmfao pure comedy gold! The tone of Arthur’s voice when he says the kind I’d like to punch! 😂
@@Luca_Talis SAME
2:37
Arthur: "Shut the hell up!"
Man: *Swings at Arthur*
Arthur: *Skips away*
Greet: You're an awesome friend.
Antagonize: I’m joking of course. You don’t even have any friends.
Quicksaves
2:35
@@chef3406 yeah thanks
At 2:39 I swear I heard Arthur say "leap!" As he's leaping away
1:19 hands down the best one, before she can finish John interrupts with “you’re an idiot” hahahhahahahah
Greet: You help me be the best version of myself.
Antagonize: I’m joking. You don’t look like you can do anything.
@@RAYRDWallace these arent even good
9:48 john: no one has cold idiots like you :)
Man: **breathes**
John: you're an idiot
@@dutchvanderlinde4653 then you can ignore or dislike them
@@n4mel3ssw0lf8 You can't just tell Dutch what to do. Especially when he's justified lol
Respect the voice actor's of marston and Morgan
Motion capture...
performance capture dickward
Greet: You have the courage of your convictions.
Antagonize: But if you think you’re pretty, then you’re dead wrong.
@@andylpandy9137 11q
@@andylpandy9137 waàaàà
Honestly if I got "greet greet antagonized" by somebody as witty as Arthur, I'd be too busy laughing my ass off at how amazing that roast is to even get offended
- "Your face looks familiar"
- "Hm?"
- "Reminds me of the last time I lifted my horse's tail"
- "Howdy"
- "Howdy"
- "That's a fine horse you've got there"
- "Thanks partner"
- "How long you've been married?"
Jesus Christ xD His lines are better than 88% of UA-camrs scripts, seriously
Fr tho I actually love roasts like that. It makes my day more than ruining it lol
johns’ “you’re an idiot” is pure comedy
Greet: You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
Antagonize: It’s cool how a human being like you can be that stupid.
J: YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
Stranger: *tries to say something*
J: You're an idiot. :)
*American Komedi*
Abigail: I’m breaking up with you
:John You’re an idiot
He's right that's funnt
3:50 is arthur’s best “stop talking” phrase
When he ran away had me dead
The whistle is funny
LMAO
3:52
For sure lol
Stranger: *tries to respond back*
John:”Y O U R E A N I D I O T”
What a classic comedian
Greet: You're a great example to others.
Antagonize: No you’re not. You’re turning them into idiots like you.
@@RAYRDWallace G:Its great to reply to everyone’s comment you are good person
A:But you have no life
@@KoolAidDinkyTV you better as hell be joking
3:06 😂
@@vergilsmotivation7817 lmfao he said shut up and ran away like a child😂😂
4:27 John: *Insults a man, then speeds away gleefully*
Greet: You’re irresistible when you blush.
Antagonize: But you smell something awful, so I think I’ll pass.
@@RAYRDWallace sounds like something a 4th grader would say
I love when John just interrupts them and he’s like “you’re an idiot”
Same😂😂😂
I love Arthur insulting
“You have a kind face…
…the kind I love to punch!”
“Hey, you wanna-“
“SHUT THE HELL UP!”
"The prudent ignore insult-"
"You're an idiot."
"WILL YOU LET ME ALONE!?"
"I like you mister, you have a kind face!" The kind i like to PUNCH!
Greet: You’re strong.
Antagonize: Stronger than a baby, at the most.
Arthur cuts people’s responses off with “shut up! >:(“
but John really says “ur an idiot.” Lmao kills me each time
Also Arthur, “Hey (breathy whistle), shutit!”
I prefer it when Arthur yells “I’m talkin!“
@@atf5813my favorite is “shuuuuuut ittttttttttttt”
Arthur randomly standing on a roof while looking down and telling a man he looks like he came from an asylum had me weeping lol
“I didn’t say ‘talk’” 😆
Greet: You are really kind to people around you.
Antagonize: Or am I getting that confused with you being a coward?
@@RAYRDWallace bro ur failing at all of these just stop
@@admilz ur failing at life.
@@RAYRDWallace am I now? that’s interesting
@@RAYRDWallace I feel like you just got these from those stupid school comeback lines in youtube.
"Howdy"
"Thats a fine animal you got there"
"Im talking to the horse"
I lost it 😂
Greet: You're someone's reason to smile.
Antagonize: But when they see your face, they’ll run for their life.
“How long you been married?”
Simpletons always got a smile
2:58
Arthur's delivery of *punch* makes me think the voice actor was close to laughing when he said it
Greet: You're one of a kind!
Antagonize: There is nobody else on planet earth that is as stupid as you!
LOL
The kind I'd like to **PAWUNCH!**
John: Specifically threatening someone with death, until leaves the area.
Also John: *Can't you take a joke?!*
Greet: You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
Antagonize: But I imagine you’re pretty dense in the head.
@@RAYRDWallace
Yea, that's a good one. 😄
3:46 I love how the horse neigh comes exactly after Arthur's insult and the silence😂 goes well with the joke
That Horse just agreed with Arthur then.
The horse laughed
Even the horse agreed
Hahahaha that’s brilliant
That's some Ed, Edd n Eddy sound design right there
7:44 - Not sure how I’ve never heard this, but it’s brutal! 😂
Greet: You smell really good.
Antagonize: To the skunks, that is.
Arthur's more funny and cheeky, while John is more direct and mean
Greet: You are awesome!
Antagonize: No you’re not. I’m lying to you to make you feel better.
@@RAYRDWallace well I don't think that awesome was a commonly used word in 1899/1907
@@n4mel3ssw0lf8 I never said I was basing my lines off of the year. I just made them up.
@@RAYRDWallace This sounds almost exactly like Arthur's greet-greet-antagonize to Jack: "Everything's going to be alright. ... No it ain't, I'm lying to make you feel better because you're just a kid."
I don't believe I'll ever get tired of this game, best Steam purchase ever.
Greet: In high school I bet you were voted 'most likely to keep being awesome.'
Antagonize: They were wrong, big time.
same bro this game is awsome one of the best games I have on my console
Best game forever i love this game (its a joke) ❤️💌🌹
these are some of the best insults i ever heard im dyin of laughter.
“that face looks familiar”
“it reminds me of the last time i lifted my horses tail”
Greet: You’re a candle in the darkness.
Antagonize: But you’re ugly when it’s bright.
omg that's my favorite Arthur insult I think along with his good to see manners ain't dead yet then he says but you will be if you look at me that way again lmfao. His voice which I love has me laughing.
"I' M T A L K I N !"
Greet: Your creative potential seems limitless.
Antagonize: Your ugliness is limitless as well.
idk why but that gets me every time
Arthur: "Howdy"
Man: "Partner"
Arthur: "That's a beautiful horse!"
Man: "why thank-"
Arthur "hOw lOnG HAvE you BeEn mArriEd?" 😂😂😂
Now, you best shut you're big bazoo.
Greet: You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
Antagonize: Probably because you’re a zombie yourself.
4:16
I don't understand this one
'Can't beat this weather.'
'But I sure could imagine beating you.'
H O L Y S H I T
Greet: I'm inspired by you.
Antagonize: But I’m not inspired by the way you dress.
This is my favorite one lol. The way he said it!!! “But I suuuuure could imagine beatin’ you.” Perfect
Shit was fuckin BRUTAL lol. I was lmao when I 1st heard it!
Arthur’s way more witty
Greet: You're great at figuring stuff out.
Antagonize: But you’ll never figure out that you’re ugly.
@@RAYRDWallace When I get a snarky response after just greeting someone on the road, I don't bother defusing I taunt them into running away from me, feels good.
I disagree.
John is portrait as dumbass in the game. Though it’s not direct, Morgan, Duth, Abi and Hosea hinted it a couple of times!
Not really John was brought into the gang at a younger age which means he’s been taught longer and thus is smarter.
The "Greet, Greet, Antagonize" combo is crueler than a pure Antagonize interaction because you lead them on before crushing their spirits.
2:38 the hops got me 🤣🤣
Greet: You're like a breath of fresh air.
Antagonize: But your breath stinks.
He got the quick time events right
He thinks he’s a bunny
3:34 "A mission to be the dumbest you can be" LMFAO
Greet: You have the best laugh.
Antagonize: I was being sarcastic. It sounds like a dying goat.
Greet: how u doin partner?
Antagonize: woooow i don't really give a damn
the delivery of the line had me dead LMAOO
The “shut the hell up!” Made it even funnier😂
The delivery is golden
"Now you best shut your big bazoo" is my new favorite line in the game XD
John: "Shut up, will ya?"
Arthur: "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Greet: Our community is better because you're in it.
Antagonize: We all needed something to laugh at.
Him running away after every insult is the cherry on top
Greet: You’re a gift to those around you.
Antagonize: Your stupidity just makes everyone laugh.
@@RAYRDWallace I think thats actually in the game
@@n4mel3ssw0lf8 by who?
0:13 Stranger: You kiss your mother with that mouth?
John: :(
Greet: You always know just what to say.
Antagonize: That’s what makes you so much of an idiot.
Bingus my beloved
Reminded me of The Sopranos when Tony is insulted by a crackhead.
"Ohhh the language on you!... You blow your father with that mouth?"
Mah, mama said, that the women's the devil 😈
"...you remind me of a lady I once knew..."
"Yeeee, I loved that horse."
arthur suddenly yelling 'SHUT THE HELL UP' after calmly insulting someone is the funniest thing for some reason
Arthur's "I'm talking!" and "I didn't say talk!" are funnier than the insults.
The way Arthur interrupts them and then says shut up at the end 😂💀💀
Greet: You should be proud of yourself.
Antagonize: You’re pathetic, but you could be worse.
I love how John and Arthur take off running like two kids in trouble 😂
7:08 that’s so cold 😂😂😂
Ok,we all know this simple dialogue system is brilliant,but can we just once again appreciate how well this game's systems are intertwined with eachother based on that little scene in 1:16? The guy on a horse has overheard the quarrel between John and the woman and pulled out a gun on him to chase him away. Also what other open world game could let you provoke such narratively driven encounters as the one in 2:41? A dude strolls by the town,minding his own bussiness and suddenly some other dude starts mugging him (in a typical mugger's manner,so by approaching him with some pseudo-friendly line,then proceeding to threaten him). This one mechanic suddenly makes all the difference,when in comparison in any other game all you could do to a random npc would be either just killing them,stealing sth from them or eventually just asking about some lore related things,receiving the same response from every npc. Here suddenly this whole interaction gets embedded in the narrative,by letting you affect the npc's in a non-scripted manner (by that I mean that it's not tied to a quest or anything like that,'cause this whole system is surely based on scripts,but on a more mechanical surface) by simply talking to them and changing their behaviour towards your character. And because of that each and every npc feels so authentic. Can't really describe what I mean but there's a certain "weight" to those npcs I haven't felt in any other game before
I just fucking love how Arthur's "SHUDDUP!!" Sounds so hilariously masculine and lispy at the same time.
4:30 best
1899, before blm, miss those good days
Greet: The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
Antagonize: I’m joking. Nobody would be lucky to see a face like that.
@@colonizatorgg5960 The fuck does that have to do with this?
@@TheAbbeyoftheEveryman I think he's trying to imply that John's comment about the guy being an animal (the guy is black) is racist, and blm are against racism...? I'm honestly not sure, but if the guy is trying to say that the "good old days" were when people being racist was socially acceptable, he's dumb as shit. x'D Especially considering the Van Der Linde gang were very accepting of everyone regardless of race/background.
@@fabplays6559 Yeah I don’t know what else that idiot could be saying, don’t know why the uploader hearted his comment.
5:32 yeaahhh I love that horse
Greet: You’re even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
Antagonize: You probably ate makeup.
Interrupting their rebuttal is comedy gold.
Greet: You help me be the best version of myself.
Antagonize: I’m joking. You don’t look like you can do anything.
"My lord I've seen mushrooms with bigger brains."
Greet: Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
Antagonize: My guess is no, because you are very hunchbacked.
I lost it when arthur started jumping away from the guy trying to punch him at 2:38
Greet: When you say, 'I meant to do that,' I totally believe you.
Antagonize: Because all you do is stupid things.
1:54 sHuT uP
Greet: In high school I bet you were voted “most likely to keep being awesome.”
Antagonize: They were wrong, big time.
1:24 after the "You're an idiot" that Npc on horseback draws his revolver! Lmfaoo 🤣
Love the idea of Arthur & John insulting people then running away like some delinquents 🤣
Run back to momma!
Even she knows your pathetic
~ Arthur
The way that marston says “You’re an idiot” is just something else 😭😭😭
Greet: Hanging out with you is always a blast.
Antagonize: Your stupidity just makes me laugh.
I like how every time a stranger is insulted arthur or john just yells «shut up» right before the stranger is about to talk
And right after Arthur or john runs off like a little girl
8:48 I'M TALKIN!
4:20 these antagonize lines from Arthur and John are my favorites
annoying and hilarious tone - Arthur
seriously insulting tone -John
😂 hahaha
Greet: The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
Antagonize: It’s incredible how you treat them so badly.
I liked Arthurs one at 3:46 just the way Arthur tells the dude to shut it
5:30 Now i know that's an Insult but man that's a bit nice too. He's talking about Boadicea. She died in the Blackwater Heist i think. The insult is that she called her a Horse. Not like horses look bad but still.
Greet: You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
Antagonize: But overall, it seems like you suck at life.
4:25 now you best shut your big bazoo
Greet: When you say you will do something, I trust you.
Antagonize: Because you’re always tempted to do something stupid.
John's 'You're an idiot' is incredible
2:32 is my favorite cause he laughs at his own joke then yells angrily.
I love how he runs drastically away after the antagonizing
Rdr2 has the best and funniest NPCS 🤣
Greet: You’re like sunshine on a rainy day.
Antagonize: Your personality is gloomy and you think you’re sunshine.
Intelligent how dialogues proceeds depending on the previous sentence rather than just random words
Greet: I'm inspired by you.
Antagonize: No I’m not. Just the sight of you makes my skin crawl.
Amazing the effort they put
"sHuT uP!!!"
Greet: You're great at figuring stuff out.
Antagonize: But you’ll never figure out that you’re ugly.
John’s “You’re an idiot” always catches me off guard lol
Thats a fine horse you got there
How long you've been married :)
2.8 years :)
Greet: You’re even better than a unicorn, because you’re real.
Antagonize: But you’re still ugly, so don’t think that you’re special.
"Hey mister! That's a good tune."
"..."
"SHAME HOW YOU'RE PLAYIN' IT!"
I'm dead
The “you’re an idiot” never gets old 🤣😂
Dang their roasts are so modern the npcs cant even come up with a comeback.
2:33 that laugh tho 😂
Beavis and butthead ass laugh 😂
“Hey partner. That’s a fine animal you got there.”
“Thank you”
“I was talking to the horse”
“Mother raised you right, I see ” LOL
Greet: You are brave.
Antagonize: But not brave enough to fight me, you punk.
4:39 Guy on the left far ahead chopping wood looks like stop/go animation lol
3:17
Right after an insult John gets a wanted level lmao
The real Blackwater massacre
That's in-game mechanic, you get wanted level for "disturbing the peace"
No one:
Not a soul:
A fiddler for some reason:-9:55
Big brain
Greet: You always know how to find that silver lining.
Antagonize: I’m joking. You being born has no silver lining.
I like how he says out of the way please after the insult 😁
2:56 my favorite greet/greet/antagonize
John's monotonous, matter-of-fact way of saying "you're an idiot" is so fucking funny.
8:40 “Don’t you just brighten up a girls day hehe”
13 seconds later
*I’M TALKING* 😂
5:45 I wish he said “I’d imagine the goose would boo you though”😂😂 I could’ve sworn that was coming
Greet: I'm grateful to know you.
Antagonize: But not so grateful to see your ugly face.
@@RAYRDWallace 👍🤣
Knowing how John's sarcastic tone is especially from RDR1 makes his responses even funnier lol
2:10 "not real smart throwin insults-" in the most calm fashion ever "your an idiot"
“You should go inside, you’re scarin’ the children” 💀
John's my favorite character, but Arthur has the best lines.
Greet: You’re someone’s reason to smile.
Antagonize: But when they see your face, they’ll run for there life.
It's the opposite for me, the way John says "you're an idiot" is too funny but Arthur is my favorite.
Arthur is witty, and jack is just childishly aggressive. They’re both funny when they tell npcs to be quiet tho.
On one hand , you have a sudden, angry, “SHUT THE HELL UP!”
On the other, you have a calm yet aggressive, “you’re an idiot.”
I dont know whats more impressive, the work it took to record all these lines or whoever came up with them all!
I like the way he just runs away sometimes😂
Greet: You help me feel more joy in life.
Antagonize: Your stupidity just makes me laugh.
I like how Arthur runs away at 3:07 like he just ding dong ditched the guy he was roasting.
9:18 Man, Arthur is fucking badass and funny haha
Greet: You're a great listener.
Antagonize: So, listen to this. You’re ugly.
Bro when he cuts em off “shut up”! Then runs , I lose it 😆
1:28 "good day"
it's night
Greet: You bring out the best in other people.
Antagonize: But your face is the worst part of you.
1:10 had be on the floor laughing XDDD
“Cant beat this weather…”
Wow Arthur. Your right. It is nice out tod- WOAH ARTHER
1:03 😂
Greet: You are making a difference.
Antagonize: But you still suck at life.
All I have to say is that I appreciate the acknowledgement to voucelines in this game. The fact that you basically verbally pet-and-then-backhand them rather than spitting out three unrelated dialogs is just.. chefs' kiss.
I like when John says you look ridiculous and when he’s far he says even from this distance
4:44 the way he says shut up is immaculate 💀
LOL it never gets old! Not ever!!
Greet: You are enough.
Antagonize: The world is bad enough because your in it.
Arthur’s chuckle when he said I’m surprised the horse hasn’t bucked you off and kick you in the face 😂
This game has so many funny NPC interactions but I absolutely crack up when they decide to pull a gun and start shooting you for picking on them. Seems like a tad of an overreaction.
Greet: Colors seem brighter when you're around.
Antagonize: This place is dark, and your personality is even darker.