Red Dead Redemption 2 - Arthur is a Jerk

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  • @qassemtelfah2569
    @qassemtelfah2569 5 років тому +4296

    This is why nobody mentions Arthur in the first game

    • @rtcp2020
      @rtcp2020 5 років тому +68

      Yeah

    • @qassemtelfah2569
      @qassemtelfah2569 5 років тому +24

      @@rtcp2020 I love you buddy

    • @j-money753
      @j-money753 5 років тому +24

      Stolen

    • @Agent_4547
      @Agent_4547 5 років тому +39

      Drunken JJ “Nobody cares!”

    • @viveka2994
      @viveka2994 5 років тому +5

      @@qassemtelfah2569 i love you come here and give me a kiss

  • @BoxallBoy1
    @BoxallBoy1 5 років тому +6499

    Can we just appreciate how many lines Roger Clark had to do for this game! Some i haven't even heard!

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 5 років тому +52

      Same

    • @Runningrampage25
      @Runningrampage25 5 років тому +162

      He's definitely a true legend but I think you'll find it easier than expected when he gets used to certain things making the game will be easy

    • @officerpulaski3762
      @officerpulaski3762 4 роки тому +95

      He enjoyed every second of it

    • @Colin-kh6kp
      @Colin-kh6kp 4 роки тому +149

      Plus he had to do alot of it louder for when people are farther away.

    • @donnie_darkoo
      @donnie_darkoo 4 роки тому +31

      And there are a lot more when you are drunk and interact with people, both in greetings or antagonizing 🤣 Arthur is so damn funny, I have a save state before SSSPPPPOOOOIIIILLLLLLEEEEERRRRR he gets tubercolosis just to do random things with him forever in his first camp with everybody still alive
      And I also pretend this is the real end of the game

  • @arkron7093
    @arkron7093 5 років тому +3838

    22:57
    Arthur: Hey mister!
    Stranger: Hola
    Arthur: Oh i forgot to say.... *gimme all your money*

  • @moaadm4620
    @moaadm4620 3 роки тому +2399

    "Leave her alone, Arthur"
    "You like bullying women, do ya"
    Is there something you ain't telling us, John?

    • @imagine778
      @imagine778 3 роки тому +130

      Lol it made me laugh cause when I watched this, I finished watching a drag race show with my mom lol so hearing tilly calling John a woman made me laugh cause of that lmao

    • @SJ-xb7lg
      @SJ-xb7lg 3 роки тому +173

      @@imagine778 gay

    • @ffruit_ssalad
      @ffruit_ssalad 3 роки тому +53

      @@imagine778 John should tell Arthur to sashay away

    • @TheSkullConfernece
      @TheSkullConfernece 3 роки тому +14

      @@imagine778 eww, your family's fuckin gross lol 😂

    • @dylanshayn111
      @dylanshayn111 2 роки тому +39

      I was thinking it must be because he insulted one of the girls right before

  • @thepretentiousgentleman
    @thepretentiousgentleman 3 роки тому +1876

    “That’s a fine horse.”
    “Thank you.”
    “How long you been married?”

    • @cityguard4847
      @cityguard4847 3 роки тому +75

      Had me in tears

    • @shadowcorporal4455
      @shadowcorporal4455 3 роки тому +11

      @@cityguard4847 lmao same when I first heard it

    • @stankydripp
      @stankydripp 3 роки тому +18

      Geralt: disappointed "hmm"

    • @tonybippitykaye
      @tonybippitykaye 3 роки тому +27

      That line gave me whiplash with how out of nowhere it was 😂

    • @jinhunterslay1638
      @jinhunterslay1638 2 роки тому +23

      I admit I’m a pretty dense guy in social situations, so I won’t even get offended if I heard that. I would genuinely thought he’s asking me if I’m married, lol

  • @f.b.i3209
    @f.b.i3209 4 роки тому +953

    "Good mornin' Arthur."
    *" L I T T L E J O H N N Y M A R S T O N "*

    • @lalchhawnikhiangte8877
      @lalchhawnikhiangte8877 3 роки тому +54

      "And you wonder why no one likes you"

    • @SCU3A_S7EVE
      @SCU3A_S7EVE 3 роки тому +66

      Tilly: “Just leave her alone, Arthur!”
      Brutal. 😂

    • @walmartbag5698
      @walmartbag5698 3 роки тому +13

      @@SCU3A_S7EVE i don't know why she said "her" lol must be an error

    • @brysongammer769
      @brysongammer769 3 роки тому +21

      2:05 “Like bullying woman do ya?”

  • @TheSovietFuze
    @TheSovietFuze 5 років тому +1330

    "NOBODY CARES" -Arthur, 1899

  • @sotsu618
    @sotsu618 4 роки тому +2816

    Kid:*bullies arthur*
    Arthur: *bullies them back*
    Kid: wHy Are yOU bUllyInG me????

    • @Reaper.556
      @Reaper.556 4 роки тому +170

      COD in a nutshell.

    • @pyc12344
      @pyc12344 3 роки тому +17

      @@Reaper.556 true

    • @Ibisko
      @Ibisko 3 роки тому +116

      Seriously though. I hate those kids.

    • @liamvega5566
      @liamvega5566 3 роки тому +4

      When?

    • @nikolasmad9
      @nikolasmad9 3 роки тому +13

      @@Ibisko yeah fuck them

  • @TarindrellaVidar
    @TarindrellaVidar 3 роки тому +1680

    21:35 Arthur: Oink oink **pig noises** **wheezes at his own joke**

    • @avapilsen
      @avapilsen 3 роки тому +125

      I'm wheezing too omg

    • @ManiacMayhem7256
      @ManiacMayhem7256 3 роки тому +10

      Arthur is the world's best asshole

    • @ktgame2640
      @ktgame2640 2 роки тому +1

      @@ManiacMayhem7256 comparing peoples assholes again are ya?

    • @ManiacMayhem7256
      @ManiacMayhem7256 2 роки тому +9

      @@ktgame2640 yup. There's three types of people in the world after all as Team America shows...

    • @zzrev
      @zzrev Рік тому +12

      *hey you, remember me ?!💥🔫*

  • @AgenteZebro
    @AgenteZebro 2 роки тому +105

    22:41 "if you're gonna shoot someone I got a recommendation" wtf hahahah

  • @MrRenen89
    @MrRenen89 4 роки тому +4396

    Even jerk Arthur wouldn’t antagonize Hosea

    • @ALTAI38
      @ALTAI38 4 роки тому +46

      İ would, that old useless bag

    • @dallanwallannnnn
      @dallanwallannnnn 4 роки тому +127

      @@teslacybertrucksilver5380 hes hitting the antagonise button, i dont think he means it

    • @johnmarstonplays7090
      @johnmarstonplays7090 4 роки тому +49

      @@ALTAI38 hey boy treat us with respect

    • @babushka2231
      @babushka2231 4 роки тому +58

      It's like the last mission with Arthur, nobody ever picked the option to go back for the money and just picked the option to help John, you can't antagonise hosea

    • @tc5620
      @tc5620 3 роки тому +46

      @@babushka2231 Nah I was high honour but I knew John would be fine, going back for the money was the biggest 'fuck you' to Micah and Dutch I could think of. The high honour ending for it is good too

  • @Cardinal_Prince
    @Cardinal_Prince 5 років тому +4437

    Arthur: disses John
    Tilly: "just leave her alone Arthur"
    Me: Wait... What?

    • @jaredzeno472
      @jaredzeno472 5 років тому +300

      Oh man I thought I was the only one who noticed lmao

    • @shoaibhasili6903
      @shoaibhasili6903 5 років тому +456

      [DrC] Productions John: like bullying woman do you ? me :WTF

    • @burgbass
      @burgbass 5 років тому +290

      John is secretly trans. He just hasn’t come out of the closet much about it yet.

    • @hiddio
      @hiddio 5 років тому +66

      I think it just assumed John’s gender...

    • @kavinskysmith4094
      @kavinskysmith4094 5 років тому +54

      Well he IS a woman, just look at how stupid he is and how much of a spurned girlfriend he was to abagail, and half the time he got his ass saved by someone else to boot too, hell I'm surprised his Kids dog didnt save him a few times with his luck and lack of brain cells lol
      and yeah, I never liked John, hell my favortie moment in the game was me coming into the camp late at night, John yells who is it, and arthur just flat out yells ITS ME DUMBASS!
      and I just burst out laughing, like Mah Nigga lol

  • @zaboomafool1911
    @zaboomafool1911 5 років тому +905

    28:57 Dutch screaming we still need MUNEH! In the background

    • @tacituskilgore8859
      @tacituskilgore8859 4 роки тому +71

      *oNe MoRe sCoRe, oRtHoR!*

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 4 роки тому +29

      That was honestly funnier than what Arthur said at that time frame

  • @himersampsbutstronger5946
    @himersampsbutstronger5946 3 роки тому +662

    3:00
    Police officer: “You must not have seen my badge, pal...”
    Arthur: “With your silly little badge.”
    Arthur is the prime example of what a chad is.

    • @mark_thurwanger
      @mark_thurwanger Рік тому +14

      Arthur: “Don’t push me!”
      Officer: *Shoves Arthur*

    • @ANG3LOFDAD3AD
      @ANG3LOFDAD3AD Місяць тому

      @@mark_thurwangerThen Arthur beats his ass 😂

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself Рік тому +305

    i like how Arthur innocently asks "so how long you been married" and the guy's immediate response is to try to fucking kill him

    • @burninsherman1037
      @burninsherman1037 Рік тому +23

      Arthur could tell something was off with the guy.

    • @bigfluppus5461
      @bigfluppus5461 Рік тому +4

      travelers are really unhinged

    • @bastilashan2627
      @bastilashan2627 Рік тому +1

      that same interaction happened with me and i was like wtf

    • @greasey8695
      @greasey8695 11 місяців тому +15

      I mean, he asked how long he’s been married to the horse.

    • @maazuponvelocity
      @maazuponvelocity 9 місяців тому +3

      He asked how long he's been married to the horse

  • @rk_092neo
    @rk_092neo 5 років тому +2230

    5:28
    Arthur: some husband you are - were.
    Widower: And you! You just stand and watch?!?
    Arthur: she weren't my wife.
    Damn, Milton was right. Arthur does venerate savagery.

    • @linlinmoreno5525
      @linlinmoreno5525 4 роки тому +90

      That scence broke my heart 😭😭

    • @KhaledMHD555
      @KhaledMHD555 4 роки тому +48

      I managed to save her

    • @ultimatecontagion
      @ultimatecontagion 4 роки тому +14

      @@KhaledMHD555 same here but at one point killed the wife and husband because I need that negative rep lol.

    • @user-en7rr2jt1n
      @user-en7rr2jt1n 4 роки тому +31

      Ok but I hate when people are like you just watched, like what you want me to do? What if I don’t have a gun, what if I’m as week as you were😂

    • @ultimatecontagion
      @ultimatecontagion 4 роки тому +4

      @@user-en7rr2jt1n exactly, some people just wanna be completely innocent. Don't wanna a gun.

  • @niky-5523
    @niky-5523 5 років тому +3016

    I prefer high honor Arthur, but this is brilliant. Absolutely amazing

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 5 років тому +139

      actually high honor arthur is actually what arthur is a really good man with golden hart but he's just hidden it but I get to admit this is funny 😂hhh

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 5 років тому +29

      actually the most funny part when arthur sayes oh look Dutch is thinking that was actually funny because all he do is thinking 😂hhh and it's he's plans who killed the gange I'm actually séries it's he's plan who killed the gange like making the branthe family fghitie eh other into the find out and kill saen and kidnapp jack that was actually Dutch s failt

    • @danboah2501
      @danboah2501 5 років тому +72

      I like being a good enough person in this game to afford the honor loss of constantly antagonizing everyone

    • @raccus2719
      @raccus2719 4 роки тому +19

      I’m doing all endings so I’m trying to do the low honor while helping John but it’s hard to bring Arthur into a true outlaw after the high honor ending

    • @Nate-mq4rh
      @Nate-mq4rh 4 роки тому +24

      I like to play as high honor Arthur but make him an asshole from time to time, or make him antagonize someone he picks on in the cut scenes, like Kieran, Bill, John, Pearson, Micah or Strauss

  • @xfinafire
    @xfinafire 5 років тому +3561

    Arthur: *Bullies John*
    Tilly: “Just leave her alone, will you?”
    Arthur: *Bullied John again*
    John: “Can’t you see I’m ignoring you? Like bullying women, do ya?”
    🤔🤔🤔

    • @jaredzeno472
      @jaredzeno472 5 років тому +358

      Little Jonny Marston

    • @NoU-pf8fc
      @NoU-pf8fc 5 років тому +170

      Who does he think he is a woman?

    • @jaredzeno472
      @jaredzeno472 5 років тому +72

      @@NoU-pf8fc creative oversight

    • @alexandra-p4b
      @alexandra-p4b 4 роки тому +70

      trans

    • @davidstinger1134
      @davidstinger1134 4 роки тому +185

      OH WOW, LOOKS LIKE ARTHUR ASSUMED MARSTON'S GENDER

  • @davidstinger1134
    @davidstinger1134 3 роки тому +575

    26:04
    There's something about Arthur telling "YOU WANT A PROBLEM, BOAH?!" to a lawman that just made me lose it.

  • @Iris_n_Parti
    @Iris_n_Parti 2 роки тому +181

    8:09 that line was delivered perfectly with the dynamite toss, that quite literally is a badass moment

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE911 5 років тому +1365

    22:12 Damn, Rockstar even put in threatening dialog for when you have a knife out? They could've just split the difference and had all the threats be generic, but I'm finding new stuff about this game every DAY!

    • @mrshadow5132
      @mrshadow5132 4 роки тому +51

      That dialogue makea arthue scarier

    • @mediumeddy2893
      @mediumeddy2893 3 роки тому +5

      @Completely depressed Shoretrooper it’s not that hard to read

    • @mediumeddy2893
      @mediumeddy2893 3 роки тому +3

      @Completely depressed Shoretrooper I didn’t say u were bullying. I’m saying it wasn’t that hard to read

    • @qw8277
      @qw8277 3 роки тому

      @Completely depressed Shoretrooper you can't be more stupid

    • @k1tlerwaffen
      @k1tlerwaffen 3 роки тому +10

      Rockstar is a great best game company , i liked how they work on their games , so much details ..

  • @abysmalfarce6567
    @abysmalfarce6567 5 років тому +857

    When Arthur is such a jerk, That even Micah has to come stop him

  • @Oowee1337
    @Oowee1337 5 років тому +655

    2:14 "Like bullying women, do you?" I think John accepted miss tilly's prior insult of calling him a "her"

    • @fellascallmethedrink
      @fellascallmethedrink 5 років тому +11

      LMAO

    • @juliet4093
      @juliet4093 4 роки тому +5

      That's not an insult

    • @starfall9313
      @starfall9313 4 роки тому +39

      @@juliet4093 how? It's always considered an insult if you say a boy is acting like a little girl. It means you're a pussy.

    • @juliet4093
      @juliet4093 4 роки тому +9

      Starfall is being a girl bad to you then?
      If so then you are a misogynist

    • @Joke8372
      @Joke8372 4 роки тому +36

      Josh Snowflake

  • @gimilchad8957
    @gimilchad8957 3 роки тому +231

    27:17 The man with a goddamn plan! lol

    • @Yoweslah-ph3ls
      @Yoweslah-ph3ls 8 місяців тому +3

      When Arthur being drunk, so fucking funny😂

  • @numanayaz61
    @numanayaz61 3 роки тому +583

    It's perfect how the lady shakes when Arthur start to talk behind her 12:45

    • @brysongammer769
      @brysongammer769 3 роки тому +98

      Damn that’s some attention to detail

    • @duarte7748
      @duarte7748 2 роки тому +15

      For real, she had a little jumpscare

    • @TamLe-vb5ig
      @TamLe-vb5ig Рік тому +8

      Wow that's so cool

    • @AceyFlamez
      @AceyFlamez Рік тому +1

      😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

  • @Hexa1123
    @Hexa1123 5 років тому +688

    "Ain't nobody want to go to Valentine!"

  • @ItachiUchihaMaster
    @ItachiUchihaMaster 5 років тому +354

    2:00 Tilly Calls John a her
    2:15 John basically confirms it.

  • @monsters691
    @monsters691 5 років тому +440

    1:55 tilly insulted him better

    • @OutlawedPoet
      @OutlawedPoet 3 роки тому +31

      *JUST LEAVE HER ALONE ARTHUR*

  • @krisanalfa
    @krisanalfa 2 роки тому +68

    16:14
    Arthur: (intentionally rush himself into poor man)
    Also Arthur: Relax, my friend. Nevermind.

  • @fraiday7292
    @fraiday7292 Рік тому +91

    31:06, "Here she is, the crotch-rot queen!" Man, that one had me in tears. This whole compilation is hysterical!

    • @littlefairygirl161
      @littlefairygirl161 5 місяців тому +2

      I’m gettin itchy just lookin at ya! 😂

    • @ConciousK2323
      @ConciousK2323 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@littlefairygirl161"it's a free country ain't it? I could stay right here" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Pullow
    @Pullow 5 років тому +521

    5:50 that deep voice from Arthur is scary

    • @reeceschrock396
      @reeceschrock396 5 років тому +58

      It truly is one of my favorite voices from him

    • @pillowfort1722
      @pillowfort1722 5 років тому +37

      Yea made everyone bolt lol

    • @vikks3451
      @vikks3451 4 роки тому +20

      God amongst men
      With tuberculosis

  • @allaindb1944
    @allaindb1944 5 років тому +1338

    21:35 i can't stop laughing

  • @constableconstable2563
    @constableconstable2563 4 роки тому +1072

    Arthur's insults are pure savage because most of the time he's calling out other people's bullshit.

  • @ArthurMorganVP
    @ArthurMorganVP 2 роки тому +71

    12:28 "What the hell are you?" God that set me off 😭😂

  • @booqueephius4207
    @booqueephius4207 3 роки тому +295

    Idk why but that “SHUT THE HELL UP” at 13:40 really just broke me

  • @osza6235
    @osza6235 5 років тому +1830

    “ That’s a fine horse you have there,”
    “Thank You”
    “How long have you been married?”
    I straight up died when I heard this
    Time stamp: 9:00

  • @MonotoniTV
    @MonotoniTV 5 років тому +368

    5:43 "not a smart move to travel alone" 😂

    • @M3M3RS_HD
      @M3M3RS_HD 4 роки тому +19

      *Ded*

    • @NOTIAREPANDA
      @NOTIAREPANDA 3 роки тому +8

      Tell that to my RDO character. Maybe the gangs that ambush you will bring better guns.

    • @nubby03
      @nubby03 3 роки тому +4

      He should’ve listened to his own advice

    • @EagleHarrier
      @EagleHarrier 25 днів тому +1

      I lost it at that! 😂😂

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE911 5 років тому +684

    30:55 The comedic timing on that punch was god like.

    • @Flashguy4826
      @Flashguy4826 5 років тому +144

      16:32 And this one! XD

    • @Alababm
      @Alababm 4 роки тому +14

      Aghhh

    • @centmain4538
      @centmain4538 3 роки тому +13

      Absolute gold, wtf?? 😂😂😂

    • @jslakatos
      @jslakatos 3 роки тому +13

      I thought Arthur was gonna do the punch😂🤣

  • @mundobostal8530
    @mundobostal8530 2 роки тому +247

    My God, that was definitively the most evil thing I've ever seen in this game. Damn, Arthur... 5:18

    • @jimmykarlsson2567
      @jimmykarlsson2567 Рік тому +47

      " she wasn't my wife to protect, you maggot "
      😂😂😂

    • @rowleyryan9025
      @rowleyryan9025 Рік тому +37

      I think the worst thing you can do as Arthur is find the dude caught in a bear trap and just watch him die while antagonizing him

    • @imlivingunderyourbed7845
      @imlivingunderyourbed7845 Рік тому +6

      ​@@rowleyryan9025Don't just watch, steal his horse and you will hear him beg not to leave him there

  • @palakial
    @palakial 3 роки тому +55

    The whole sequence had me in tears.
    3:50 - 4:13

  • @eddythenorth9976
    @eddythenorth9976 5 років тому +840

    14:01 Kieran casually walks into the camp carrying a saddle in his hands.
    Kieran: "Hello Mr. Arthur."
    Arthur: "YOU SQUIRMING LITTLE MAGGOT."

    • @erikallen3804
      @erikallen3804 5 років тому +9

      Real question here is, why is he carrying a saddle? Did he steal it?

    • @ookke4832
      @ookke4832 5 років тому +112

      @@erikallen3804 he takes care of the horses in the camp...

    • @8thpenisstreet
      @8thpenisstreet 4 роки тому +4

      @@ookke4832 Is that why he smells like horse shit?

    • @wardenunknown
      @wardenunknown 2 роки тому +5

      @@erikallen3804 he keeps himself to the horses, since they're the only ones who don't pick on him

  • @burgbass
    @burgbass 5 років тому +355

    I love it when Arthur says “Oh my LORD, look at you lady!” He says it which such a genuine tone of horror and shock lmao

    • @erikallen3804
      @erikallen3804 5 років тому +17

      One if my favorites is, “Let me take a look at ya, tough guy.” And, “Oh yeah, even worse than I thought.”

  • @Nate-mq4rh
    @Nate-mq4rh 4 роки тому +379

    everybody gangster until Arthur says to you "lemme take a look at you, tough guy"

  • @siriusstarboy4707
    @siriusstarboy4707 3 роки тому +105

    30:31 This entire part got me laughing so dam hard XD

  • @joshyy28
    @joshyy28 3 роки тому +88

    0:58
    Arthur: don’t make me cut yew..
    Stranger:you tryna make me laugh?
    Arthur: JUST BE QUIET!

  • @ntrDRUMMER
    @ntrDRUMMER 4 роки тому +504

    5:35 "She weren't my wife!"
    I had to pause there for a second lmaooooooo

    • @joemamajoastar8708
      @joemamajoastar8708 3 роки тому +71

      For me it was the
      "Some husband you are, or were"

    • @ManiacMayhem7256
      @ManiacMayhem7256 3 роки тому +6

      @@joemamajoastar8708 keep running!

    • @JohnDoe-dj3lw
      @JohnDoe-dj3lw 3 роки тому +4

      that one was the best lmfao walking up to a murder scene in the making like it's nothing, just to turn around and yell "keep running!" lmaoooo didn't give two shits about it

    • @ConciousK2323
      @ConciousK2323 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@ManiacMayhem7256"it's a free country ain't it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @argeiphontes3880
    @argeiphontes3880 4 роки тому +118

    5:44 "Not a smart move to travel alo-"
    *BANG*

  • @pistolpete5610
    @pistolpete5610 5 років тому +257

    "It's a free country ain't it?"
    -Arthur Morgan

    • @anonymousm900
      @anonymousm900 5 років тому +4

      Damn right

    • @erikallen3804
      @erikallen3804 5 років тому +6

      When that guy said everything is bought and paid for. r/technicallythetruth

    • @DJinKERRY831
      @DJinKERRY831 5 років тому +6

      Oh sorry i thought this was america, isn't it america? Sorry i thought this was america.

    • @jaredzeno472
      @jaredzeno472 5 років тому +1

      (Lights a blunt) 😎

    • @vincentlamb3436
      @vincentlamb3436 5 років тому +2

      @@erikallen3804 Money talks and merit walks. Should be the other way around but it isn't here.

  • @akinooo870
    @akinooo870 3 роки тому +54

    I like how Arthur just circles around them, like a vulture about to land to its prey

  • @doctorsquatch7665
    @doctorsquatch7665 2 роки тому +32

    What makes these so funny is how you meticulously took the time to perfectly cut them directly at the climax of the joke. Truly a remarkable job sir.

  • @CRAZY-M6641
    @CRAZY-M6641 5 років тому +397

    4:18
    LMAO
    Arthur's insults are on point haha!!!

    • @_Tomas_inooo
      @_Tomas_inooo 4 роки тому +86

      *AINT NOBODY WANT TO GO TO VALENTI-*

  • @cosmicpeace001
    @cosmicpeace001 5 років тому +543

    Lol
    Arthur : “disses John”
    Tilly : “just leave her alone Arthur”
    Arthur : “disses John again”
    John : “like bullying women do you?”
    Woah what?!

    • @cosmicpeace001
      @cosmicpeace001 5 років тому +38

      Side note 21:34 is the funniest antagonizing Arthur can do!

    • @erikallen3804
      @erikallen3804 5 років тому +43

      I guess John accepted his true fate.

    • @fellascallmethedrink
      @fellascallmethedrink 5 років тому +27

      John is trans now apparently.

    • @stupiddog7314
      @stupiddog7314 4 роки тому +23

      I knew he was a little feminine

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 2 роки тому +2

      I think It sounded better in Marston's head...

  • @m0vnt41n5
    @m0vnt41n5 5 років тому +342

    4:37 When your friend owed you money, and you spot him after a good decade.

  • @nubby03
    @nubby03 3 роки тому +57

    Arthur just interrupting people with “SHUT UP” is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in this game

  • @bignick2k215
    @bignick2k215 3 роки тому +35

    I remember one time in Saint Denis I greeted someone, Arthur said “Hello” and the stranger didn’t say anything. then I decided to antagonize and then Arthur said “I said, hello” sounding irritated and it was like Arthur read my mind about how that dude just ignored me.

  • @JyvaslentisM2
    @JyvaslentisM2 5 років тому +936

    19:27 -> was the nastiest roast I have heard in the whole game 😂😂😂

    • @shawnlittle3091
      @shawnlittle3091 4 роки тому +119

      You drink for 10 men, shave for 20, put makeup on for 100, sleep with 500,000.

    • @darklordllama3710
      @darklordllama3710 4 роки тому +1

      I still dont get it

    • @darklordllama3710
      @darklordllama3710 4 роки тому +1

      Nipes that’s what i said

    • @leigh42
      @leigh42 4 роки тому +37

      I love how he immediately runs out the house 😂

    • @garywilliams6124
      @garywilliams6124 4 роки тому +39

      @@darklordllama3710 he is calling her an alcoholic and abnormally hairy. women, typically in the western world, find this offensive.

  • @Hannah-xj5gs
    @Hannah-xj5gs 5 років тому +174

    16:55 "It's only 'cause I know you can take it, Susan."

  • @midwayxD
    @midwayxD 5 років тому +474

    "Here she is, the Crotch Rot Queen"
    "You must've sent more fellers to the doctor than cholera."
    "I'm getting itchy just looking at you"
    *LMAO*

  • @Sergiomartinez-lh7xi
    @Sergiomartinez-lh7xi 2 роки тому +17

    24:00 "make sure you run out of bullets that's very important" lmao

  • @ChampagneGars
    @ChampagneGars 3 роки тому +52

    *wife gets killed*
    Arthur: “some husband you are… were” 💀

  • @SCU3A_S7EVE
    @SCU3A_S7EVE 4 роки тому +380

    1:45 - Tilly with an RKO out of nowhere! 😂

    • @giothemolester6
      @giothemolester6 3 роки тому +73

      And then the clip right after after arthur stops bullying john he says “ya like bullying women do ya”

    • @TUCell-ps5mi
      @TUCell-ps5mi 3 роки тому +28

      Damn she destroyed him

    • @ExpensiveBruh
      @ExpensiveBruh 3 роки тому +6

      @@giothemolester6 I’ve seen self hatred but that’s just ridiculous.

    • @giothemolester6
      @giothemolester6 3 роки тому +5

      @@ExpensiveBruh facts

  • @casualyoyo9833
    @casualyoyo9833 4 роки тому +257

    16:32
    „Crazy son of a-“ *thump*

    • @M3M3RS_HD
      @M3M3RS_HD 4 роки тому +4

      More like. Crazy son of a--OOF!

  • @dio8275
    @dio8275 5 років тому +368

    i like how arthur goes easy on mary-beth she is sweet as a pie.

    • @Reece29287
      @Reece29287 4 роки тому +15

      AdoptedBoi RyZe Tilly is a bitch.

    • @abdullahaltuwaijri8550
      @abdullahaltuwaijri8550 4 роки тому +6

      ReeceRrrr why?

    • @Reece29287
      @Reece29287 4 роки тому +21

      Abdullah Ibrahim the way she acted towards Bill and Arthur during a chapter 3 companion activity. Obnoxious, bitchy, entitled, snarky, self righteous...

    • @dio8275
      @dio8275 4 роки тому +6

      Thanks for them likes guys. Luv ya.

    • @Reece29287
      @Reece29287 4 роки тому +4

      @I DONT HAVE A NAME yah ;)

  • @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949
    @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949 3 роки тому +14

    1:35 the sincerity of “I’d like to know” made that line fucking amazing

  • @jameswilder7649
    @jameswilder7649 3 роки тому +34

    8:21 Arthur bullying St.Denis kid is so hilarious. 🤣

    • @littlefairygirl161
      @littlefairygirl161 5 місяців тому +2

      Someone please help!
      is that right? ok then!
      😂

  • @JoseMora-wc5zz
    @JoseMora-wc5zz 5 років тому +212

    "You seem like a man on a mission, to be the stupidest you can be." Damn lmao

  • @Jim-lg8sf
    @Jim-lg8sf 4 роки тому +647

    Arthur: *Insults stranger*
    Stranger: “mmhm okay then”
    Arthur: “Let me take a look at you tough guy.”
    Stranger: 🏃🏻

  • @rogersbryant1507
    @rogersbryant1507 5 років тому +612

    18:18 That was SUCH a realistic hit, lmao.

  • @stetzify6694
    @stetzify6694 3 роки тому +66

    13:15
    "There he is. God's gift to nobody!"
    LOL!

  • @GameStrikerX2
    @GameStrikerX2 2 роки тому +29

    How is nobody talking about this moment at 21:39 this is such a badass moment, perfectly timed and everything

    • @mylife1221
      @mylife1221 5 місяців тому +2

      because the moment before it is the funniest moment in the video

  • @rowanperry346
    @rowanperry346 5 років тому +270

    3:15 is actually badass

  • @rhubarb3456
    @rhubarb3456 4 роки тому +497

    "She weren't my wife" absolutely ruthless.

    • @K9PPFAN
      @K9PPFAN Рік тому +5

      Beyond savagery ☠💀

  • @XbladeElvy
    @XbladeElvy 5 років тому +381

    32:55 Good job Trelawny 😂

    • @ultimatecontagion
      @ultimatecontagion 5 років тому +44

      I fucking fell out my bed, that was fucking platinum.

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 4 роки тому +22

      Trewlany is the 🐐

    • @jaredzeno472
      @jaredzeno472 4 роки тому +13

      Trelawney a hustler even back then

    • @joaqweri5661
      @joaqweri5661 4 роки тому +36

      "shameful behavior, but these are shameful times"

  • @brodydiehl113
    @brodydiehl113 3 роки тому +40

    “Here we go again” 🤣🤣🤣 I love how this is the normal with him in camp

    • @silken997
      @silken997 3 роки тому +8

      they just wait their turn to be insulted lmao

  • @helios6521
    @helios6521 3 роки тому +9

    " *AINT NOBODY WANNA GO TO VALENTINE* "
    That sounded personal

  • @BlaCkStxR709
    @BlaCkStxR709 4 роки тому +110

    28:10 that old man is a certified badass

    • @joedwyer3297
      @joedwyer3297 Рік тому +8

      Same energy as the guy from 28:46

    • @billybamboom
      @billybamboom 11 місяців тому +5

      he knew how to make an entrance but he’s a certified fall-down-the-stairs man now

    • @Yoweslah-ph3ls
      @Yoweslah-ph3ls 5 місяців тому +1

      "Let's do this"😈

  • @dominickbosson1107
    @dominickbosson1107 5 років тому +359

    Lawman: “You can’t rob this bank, what’re you doin?”
    Arthur: “Its a free country, ain’t it?”

    • @ConciousK2323
      @ConciousK2323 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂 "did someone lose a toad"

  • @dparvulus
    @dparvulus 4 роки тому +296

    16:30 that scene was just the perfect timing

    • @Gabriel-ns2cn
      @Gabriel-ns2cn 3 роки тому +29

      And the way he punches the man is just perfect

    • @JoeyBoswell89
      @JoeyBoswell89 Рік тому

      You crazy son of a **ding** 😂😂

  • @rewindproductions7261
    @rewindproductions7261 2 роки тому +23

    That cut to Arthur just screaming "BURN TO A CRISP!" broke me.

  • @luck9081
    @luck9081 2 роки тому +55

    24:42 can we just appreciate Rockstar's work here? The gun got shot after the guy died, as if his last muscle movement in his hand was pulling the trigger at Arthur. That is god-level realism, right there.

    • @unotm3
      @unotm3 11 місяців тому

      The gun always shoots when it hits the ground

    • @2good4u98
      @2good4u98 9 місяців тому

      Only it didn’t hit the ground, it shot the ground.

    • @kentuckyfriedcommunist9496
      @kentuckyfriedcommunist9496 8 місяців тому +1

      While it’s true that the gun shooting is realistic, that flight sure wasn’t

  • @MELODE_TH
    @MELODE_TH 5 років тому +281

    28:46 Arthur: you're a chump partner
    Guy: Oooh it's fightin time!
    LMAO

    • @Creed606
      @Creed606 2 роки тому +8

      Dude was really waiting for someone to try

  • @MultiKwolf
    @MultiKwolf 4 роки тому +439

    20:28 holy moly that NPC isnt having it LMAO

    • @Hex82748
      @Hex82748 3 роки тому +33

      He Samuel L Jackson tho

    • @MrBillyBob0
      @MrBillyBob0 3 роки тому +50

      “The hell is your problem?”
      “The hell is your problem?”

    • @davidstinger1134
      @davidstinger1134 3 роки тому +20

      @@MrBillyBob0 I wonder if he would have kept berating Arthur forever if he just stood there.

    • @petepeterson5917
      @petepeterson5917 3 роки тому +5

      The man was having a bad day and just snapped when he heard Arthur being a dick to some poor guy

    • @Christian-97
      @Christian-97 2 роки тому +1

      Wanted all of the smoke lmfaoooo

  • @BasicShapes
    @BasicShapes 4 роки тому +500

    7:58 okay that whole thing was just epic 😂

  • @crazyaces4042
    @crazyaces4042 2 роки тому +14

    😂 @23:22 the look on that NPC's face as Arthur goes by! EPIC

  • @walterthesnack227
    @walterthesnack227 3 роки тому +19

    16:02 the response from the npc at the table had me dead for about 5mins straight😂😂😂

  • @cattro9675
    @cattro9675 5 років тому +369

    Arthur: little johnny marston
    John marston: and you wonder why no one likes you
    Arthur: so very popular with the ladies
    John marston: whats your problem?
    Arthur: but so feeble with the fighting
    John marston: talk if you want, i ain't listening.
    Miss tilly: *leave HER alone Arthur*
    *miss tilly joined the fight*

    • @rk_092neo
      @rk_092neo 5 років тому +38

      Tilly was more Savage than Arthur there. 😂😂

    • @by2083
      @by2083 4 роки тому +1

      lmao

  • @Mitchell.Is.De.Naam.
    @Mitchell.Is.De.Naam. 5 років тому +235

    5:28 Some husband you ar-.. ehm. were..
    lmao

  • @leonnieuwesteeg7681
    @leonnieuwesteeg7681 5 років тому +158

    Arthur: Oh, I forgot to say...GiVe Me AlL yOuR mOnEy!!!

    • @ultimatecontagion
      @ultimatecontagion 5 років тому +24

      The timing when he pulled out his revolver, that was perfect.

  • @nicojo__8796
    @nicojo__8796 3 роки тому +18

    2:58 You must not have seen my badge pal
    Arthur : with your silly LiTtLe BaDgE!

  • @hisuiangengar8169
    @hisuiangengar8169 3 роки тому +17

    I have seen a lot of these, but seeing Arthur eating stew and saying “hey Charles say something interesting is too damn funny 😂😂😂

  • @chrisulrich2969
    @chrisulrich2969 4 роки тому +338

    21:40 hey you! Remember me? blows head off

    • @jacobrobinson1285
      @jacobrobinson1285 3 роки тому +15

      Well he no longer does since he's dead now

    • @mikeskadi
      @mikeskadi 10 місяців тому +1

      you see the friend the never paid you back 😂

  • @tacituskilgore8859
    @tacituskilgore8859 5 років тому +800

    "You drink for ten men."
    "What's your problem?"
    *"And shave for twenty."*
    DAMN!

    • @blackandwhitecats4243
      @blackandwhitecats4243 5 років тому +7

      I don't get that roast...im gonna listen mate.

    • @nefischer
      @nefischer 5 років тому +71

      Black and white Cat He’s calling her a mannish, hairy alcoholic woman

    • @kalvinkearney4169
      @kalvinkearney4169 Місяць тому

      @@blackandwhitecats4243It means she grows a lot of hair so has to shave a lot to keep up the “ladyness”.
      Initially I thought it was “shade for 20 men” (I.e. provide shade for 20 men, as she’s the most heavyset woman in camp)

  • @oz9063
    @oz9063 5 років тому +159

    9:03 second highlight

  • @lorenzocutrona2848
    @lorenzocutrona2848 2 роки тому +15

    5:08 reminds me "I didnt know I was talking to a lady" in the Javier mission in Valentine at the very beginning

  • @YouCanCallMeSus
    @YouCanCallMeSus 3 роки тому +8

    21:39 "Hey you... *chambers a round in his Volcanic pistol* remember me?" *Shoots*
    That timing was perfect.

  • @hughjass8454
    @hughjass8454 5 років тому +191

    He's back bois.

  • @WuTangClan-og5ml
    @WuTangClan-og5ml 4 роки тому +258

    26:06 “you want a problem boy” 😂😂

  • @bigrozo
    @bigrozo 5 років тому +82

    17:39
    Arthur- * walks uninvited into some random dude's house *
    Son- Pa, there's someone in the house!!!
    Dad- Get on outta here. Get on out you hear me?
    Arthur- YOU AIN'T TOO HOSPITABLE ARE YA?
    * beats dad senseless in front of son in own house *

    • @fellascallmethedrink
      @fellascallmethedrink 5 років тому +5

      He just knocked him out with a single punch after dodging all of the father's punches.

    • @raidenvaquera3890
      @raidenvaquera3890 5 років тому

      The bottle is floating 🤣🤣

    • @Flashguy4826
      @Flashguy4826 5 років тому +2

      @@fellascallmethedrink 18:19 Did you see the whiplash on the father though? And he was still standing when the scene cut away? It's like the punch and whiplash was so hard and fast, he was just like "Huh...? What just happened...?" *dead* XD

  • @m.bowman2841
    @m.bowman2841 3 роки тому +6

    Best laugh I've had In a long time. Thank you for putting this together. Well done

  • @satansgrandfather3368
    @satansgrandfather3368 3 роки тому +46

    I can’t believe I watched an entire 30 minute video of Arthur antagonizing people.