The Rock Becomes The Wok
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- Опубліковано 1 лис 2021
- The Rock trolls Xi Jinping by lowering his social credits. He then proceeds to take revenge. Finally, The Wok also known as The Wock trolls Xi Jinping again, but this time, Xi uno reverses him 😏
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This is very deep and philosophical. If one doesn't spend at least a year in an uninterrupted meditation for every second; they'd miss, from my flawed count, at least 5051666 subtle profundities. The exchange begins with both of these gentlemen greeting each other with the other party's preferred language. This just displays the incredible amount of respect they hold for each other. Despite one having hair, and the other not! Despite one living amongst rocks and the other in some landscape without a single rock out in the open!
The Rock lifts only one eyebrow of his to covertly concur with China's one-child policy. He does it thrice so we mortals can have a chance to notice this! The number three has special significance to the Chinese. It means to live" or "life" so it's considered a good number. It's significant since it is one of three important stages in a person's life (birth, marriage, and death). Basically, it's suggesting that in life and marriage, you should only have a single child; preferably a daughter so you can sell them.
At any rate, The Rock requests Xi Jin Ping to translate "roared" into Portuguese and pronounce it backward. And Xi Jin Ping, who has now begun transforming into his spirit animal, coyly obliges. Unbeknownst to the Supreme Leader, he actually ends up mentioning Uyghur! This causes time to stop, the space to distort, the sun and the stars in the sky to dim! For the first time in history, the Supreme Leader's social credit plummets down into negative infinity amidst his Chinese knock-off version of the Vietnam flashback! However, something even more wondrous occurs! The Supreme Leader is still alive and kicking! This would have spelled the end of everything else in existence EXCEPT for Xi. Still, his blood flowing down into the pot leads us to believe that he was gravely wounded. Notwithstanding his critical condition, he nonchalantly challenges The Rock's erudition.
In one brilliant stroke, that didn't even require you to vocalize anything, he manages to show the Rock up! This outfoxing scheme causes all of reality to tremble! The four horsemen of the apocalypse; the bald man, the Chinese bald man, Walter White & whatever-the-fuck-that-is emerge from thin air to start hemming the Rock into possible non-existence! The unseen Siren Head begins to signal the beginning of the end! A wild troll face on a paper emerges and... shatters the Rock into countless pieces... his body is now gone... but his soul remains... although disembodied.
When all of a sudden the Rock's or should I say De Wok's domineering voice could be heard! He rewinds time after finally accepting his destiny to turn into the prophesized De Wok! The boundless and matchlessly intimidating aura erupting from De Wok pushes Xi Jin Ping's transformation into completion as he becomes a docile and submissive Winnie the Pooh! He asks for forgiveness but instead gets The Wock's Holy Moses!
You noticed the majority of subtleties and metaphors 😌 +1 social credit
English teachers be like
No fucking way get a hobby
Wow…
Bruh wrote an entire midterm on social credit score meme😂
in 2072 our society MIGHT be advanced enough to start comprehending the complexity of this meme.
Used to watch wr
A select portion of gen z already understand it
Really used the Connor Murphy divine protein shake
i stopped POE, still watch your videos though
@@ponternal man of culture
i cameback today and i am 100% convinced that this video is secretly a prophecy from the future that tells how the world will end.
Yes, Xinnie the Jinpooh will flood the world with his divine protein shake 😳😳
@@looseboxer its all white an creamy
Sounds about right
This is actually very true
I used to watch you back when we played War Robots
This was an emotional rollercoaster. Betrayal, Tragedy, Overcoming obstacles, Oppression, Brutal Combat, Tables turned back and forth, Nail biting tension. 18 / 10
+99999999999999999999999999999999999999 social credit
This is more sinister than the entire FNaF and Resident Evil series combined
@@AxxLAfriku stop drinking your divine protein shake
This is more sinister than Outlast ._.
This making me act up 💀💀💀
What a shame. Xi Jinpooh failed NNN so early 😓
True
Bruh
Idk why but winnie pooh's voice makes me laugh😂😂
dudeo
Quick question, Why do you not show your subscriber count
Bing chilling!
Zhong Xina
Bing chilling!
hello
yes da bing chiling
Bing Chilling moment!!! 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
No, this is not true, I'm literally shaking and crying rn
Dude same
-999999999999999 social credits
It is true my dude the world just wouldn't broadcast it
Instead of Social Credits, you're gonna to basically work as agent for CCP with no brainer... And you're whist doing this, you will be safely sent into Uyghur Detention Camp and undergoes the same when you're shit(useless)...
and shidding
Now if The Wok can defeat Xi JingPooh's strongest henchman John Xina, he will become unstoppable and have infinite social credit score.
zhong xina
It's Zhong xina 😡😡
-9000000000000000000000000000000social credit points 😤😱😡
@@sus3056 no its Zhen Shi na
-99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 social credit points 🤣😂😍🤪😜😏😒😏😏😶😶🌫😶🌫😶🌫😶🌫😂🤣🤣
Yes it is over 1 million right now. Sorry gotta go to grind some more social credit! Glory to the CCP!
"Can you smell what THE WOK is cooking..."
- Dwang "the wok" zhong song
de wok*
De wok says wok says
I cook good traditional chinese food
Yes,he cooking egg fried rice.
*Du Wan "the wok" Jong-Sun
I really love this work. It reminds me of my three hard working children, my home country Taiwan and it also reminds me of the brave souls who died in tiananmen square. Keep it up!
TAIWAN??!!
-99999999999 social credit 📊
What square 🤨
🤨
Why I can't read this comment?
I hope that your children aren't playing video games for 3 hours daily
Divine protein shake? A man of culture I see
What's the creepy soundtrack called?
@@theyellowbrad8168 it's the alien from annihilation
@@theyellowbrad8168 from a movie called annihilation.
I love how Xi Jinping transformed into winie the pooh
A bloodthirsty Winie The Pooh
@@hristol7537 *blood*
Blood of rugiu
it's his true form
Making fun of our supreme leader 😡😡🤮🤬 - 999,999,999 Social credit.
So funny xi the pooh
the lore continues and I'm not disappointed
This is more confusing than any randomly generated meme.....
🤨 vine boom
🤨
“I’m not the rock, I’m de wok.” is really satisfying to listen.
As a Swede i can tell this is a certified hood classic
This is a pretty well made shitpost lol. Hope this blows up.
The addition of the Kitchen Nightmares scary violin sound at 0:25 is amazing, chef's kiss
😉😏lamb sos
I-I-I don't think that was a protein shake....
100% Organic Protein Shake 😋
This is deep af
0:53 biggest plot twist ever.
I'm a native Portuguese speaker. That joke about "rugiu" was really clever.
Free Uyghur, Free Hong Kong and Free Tibet.
Nope bro...in terms of uighur,China is best
@@Aman-td9nl You should stop listening to propaganda.
@@t.castro4493 propaganda can be true or false...depending on which side u listen to...
Believe me,I have soft corner in my heart for uighur...but I know that they belong to a culture,where the minority can't get rights,but when they are in minority,they want equal rights...
@@t.castro4493 moreover,tibet should be freed...I would agree with u on that
China isnt killing uighurs,they are treating them as 2nd class citizens if u cancel out fake news and narratives with actual reports...
@@Aman-td9nl They're treated as second class citizens, and then sent to the camps.
Meanwhile Zhong Xina Bing Chilling 🥶
i love how you potray Xi Jinping as Winnie the Pooh it was the most funny joke i've seen this year lmao
It's like 100 memes combined to make 1 legendary classic meme.
1:02 I love how the editor just stopped editting Xis face to pooh and just show it entirely 😂😂😂
this was one hell of a trip. But I'm glad I made it to the end.
Free organic protein shake if you make it to the end 😳
The paper beating rock made me laugh, I love this video thank you sir for bring this piece of fine art into existence, I hope many generations to come will experience this and let it enlighten them
this is a certified fatherless moment
Seriously though aside from the memes, the generated voice lines are insane. To the point of being dangerous.
This is brilliant, keep it up!
ALL HAIL ZHONG XINA BING CHILLING 🍦
The Wok theme be like
It's about rice
It's about flour
You stay hungry
I devour
Put in the salt
Put in the pepper
And take, it's ours
I love this story
I cant wait to see what happens in the next episode.
Divine protein shake got me laughing for hours😂
this is a masterpiece.
This should never end
9.5/10 better love story than twilight
Xi Jinping wants me to tell you that the love story is 10 out of 10. Because of this, you have lost -666666666666 social credit, and your execution is set to happen next week. 😊
+2500 social credit for turning the rock into the wock
NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL A CERTIFIED BING CHI LING MOMENT
This is a certified Bing Chilling classic
this entire video felt like a fever dream
the fact that it actually sounds like he said i am not the rock i am de wok.
All of these videos are just masterpieces ☝️☝️
🤣🤣🤣the wook
0:15
Free flow flawa - skyline ninja sample
Dude that face : 0:14 😂😂😂😂😂
FREE XINJIANG
-15 social credits
Ah yes, ADHD comedy.
The lore just keeps getting deeper. Can't wait for the expanded universe content.
You've lost social credit for making fun of the glory Xi jinping
De wok
The protein shake lookin werry creamy over here😳🥛
😳🤤 but its NNN so -1 social credit
I can feel after watching this video my social credit r going down.
I think my favorite part is how they both pull up their phones with giant Huawei logos on them
Are we entering another great meme depression ?
1:20 scared me
🥺
It is nice to see you added tianenmen square massacre into the video
It's the peak level of internet achievable.
1:09 i like how he says chef and points the chef behind him
great observation skills
THEY'RE EVOLVING. ITS JUST LIKE THE AMONG US MEMES
you had me in the first half ngl
Everytime they show the social credit going down it always makes me laugh
sobrou até pro Brasil HAHAHAH
0:36 i vented
This is definitely the "this is enough internet for today" video
this has a constant like 3 layers or irony
-999999999 social credits for showing Xi JinPing as Winnie The Pooh
Seeing Winnie the Pooh brings my childhood memories back
☺️🤗
But what he does at the end
-99999999 social credits
Imagine someone was cryogenicly frozen from the 90s a d waking up in to this
He used capitalist google to get anwser -91000 social credit score
Came here to laugh at some meme but got emotional for our Uyghur brothers and sisters
Masterpiece
THE ENDING IS CURSED I LOVE IT
this video made me clap out loud
clap with what😳pause
incorrect information,
the chinese did not create paper, they only took credit for it.
the true creator...
was actually uyghurs.
+infinity social credits
this is the most insane video i have ever seen
Later: *Breaking News Swedish Language Banned in China due to De Wock Trolled Our Leader*
I feel bad for uyghurs :(
" This video has a very deep meaning " - My English teacher from my tuition
Holy shit this is some high quality shit I totally didnt expect this
I was born in a right generation
Another good meme!
I revisited this meme like 10 times already ...
it takes a special type of brain to come up with this
The fact that i still don’t know what the sound effect at 1:22 is called, even though I’ve been hearing it everywhere in memes saddens me.
Alien from annihilation soundtrack
1:21 what was that trumpet-like sound effect?
I need the name for that SFX
Annihilation - Alien
"When do we start"
Them using Huawei Smart phones is an excellent detail.
I love how Xi Jinping slowly turns himself into fullblown Winnie the Pooh
make the wok fight against john xina
*divine protein shake.*
that scary poo at the end spoopin me
Is it alright if I use this for an English literature presentation?
Comment your grade here after you're done with it.
我们对爱并不陌生😡😡😡 你知道规则，我也知道 一个完整的承诺就是我的想法 你不会从任何其他人那里得到这个🤬🤬🤬💀💀 我只想告诉你我的感受 一定要让你明白🤮🤮 绝不会放弃你 永远不会让你失望 永远不会跑来跑去抛弃你🤡💩🤡💩 永远不会让你哭泣 永远不会说再见 永远不会说谎伤害你☝☝🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳☝☝
RICKROLLED IN CHINESE! FUCK'S SAKE LOL
-600 social credit, i do not look like whinnie the poo
Bro I live for these😆😆
I need the song at 0:56 it's fucking brutal af
IKR WHY DOES NOONE KNOW IT