@@technicallythecenteroftheu1349 You do realize that Anakin did restore order to the force. By the end of Ep. 3 there were 2 Jedi and 2 Sith aka balance.
Conducting a phone call with a "diplomat" (Sondland) in a public place, on an unsecured cellphone, in Ukraine, is alone enough to disqualify him for the Presidency.
He's been doing *everything* on an unsecured phone. He downright *refused* to have a secure phone for official business and has been doing it all on his own phone. That came out within months of him taking office. How he has the nerve to call anyone else out is beyond me, but then he has no scruples in his entire, voluminous body. He'd sell his own kids if he thought it would benefit him.
At this point, mathematically, you have a much greater chance of going to jail if you are an associate of the Donald than anyone else in the general population.
Regardless of how this ends up, when Trump leaves office, he will spend the rest of his natural life under investigation and in litigation. Probably beyond, too...
Seth, Trevor, and Stephen Colbert are the best for a general news coverage. And then I like to go to CNN for a more in depth and adult conversation about the information and what's happening.
@@linuxd personally, I have to watch the late night shows simply to provide some sort of Salve on the constant grind that is dealing with Trump in the news... But nevertheless, they honestly make great commentary, and anymore... Perhaps do so in a way that is even more aptly and frankly put than even the news is willing to publicize and admit, these days.
@@linuxd you're absolutely right. More crassly and straightforwardly put, it's kind of sad that our entertainment Outlets have bigger balls and more audacity than our actual news outlets do these days. Can't say that I'm not grateful for it, I can just say that it's something of a shame that so many of us have come to rely upon the late night shows to deliver us the daily bullshit that is the political news in America these days in order to get our daily dose of real talk.
@@lucyhellbroke it's not bigger balls; it's just the nature of humor. I like CNN and their ability to be diplomatic and serious. But I truly appreciate these comedy news outlets who can deliver the news with ethical humor thrown in. Both are good. Both have their place. Both are appreciated by me.
this is where he turned from evil to cartoonishly evil. the only thing that's missing is that he starts hunting endangered animals for fun or that he forces orphans to work in his clean coal mines.
I just love how the people, who told me for years that they voted for him, because he means, what he says - now tell my all the time, that he never meant, what he said.
@@jhoxihum3230 and you're too stupid to realize that your party voted for trump because he's the opposite of an intellectual. His stupidity resonates with them as it does with you.
there is such a thing as humor, what trump does a lot, but if you hate him so much then yes you can take his joke pretend that was seriuos and then call him a liar and what you want, because he actualy said i lie
"I would like you to do us a favor THOUGH" Why do you keep leaving out that word at the end? It's kind of important... it's what makes it a quid pro quo.
+Kain ~ I don't believe it's what "makes it" a quid pro quo, but it certainly makes it all that much more damning. I'm surprised how often that "though" gets left out.
I agree. Context also matters, Trump said that right after Zelensky expressed concerns about the aid money not flowing. Context matters. And if you rewind even further, Congress approved the Ukraine Aid, and TRUMP signed it. It wasn't until two weeks later, when the aid was announced that Trump began asking his advisors about it and Ukraine. Then he immediately ordered a halt on the aid that he already signed off on. Ukraine pushed for several White House meetings but was met with Sondland (A Trumpet who paid 1 million to part of the show). Sondland told them that the WH meetings were contingent on Ukraine investigations. Zelensky said he didn't want to be part of a reelection scheme so he got a "perfect" phone call from the president. C O N T E X T. He was already several crimes deep by the time he uttered "I'd like you to do us a favor though."
@@cindykfordford2431 It is still 41%, rock steady. Check out 538. They are committed to a long-term restructuring of American society, and T is just the battering ram for this.
Weasel Worm 🐛....I fear for the World 🌎 with Trump at the helm..🍄🍄🤔🖤💔💀...he’s truly a dangerous influence....make the Big Bugger walk the plank 🏴☠️....ship the Idiot to Russia 🇷🇺! 🍄🍄🇨🇦🇨🇦🇷🇺🇷🇺🖤🖤💩🚼😱🔐🔐
You would really be sad once the Democrats take over with their stupid rhetoric and their plans to destroy the AmericaDon’t forget you’re also part of America and your house of cards is about to fall what has the Democrats done since they were elected nothing except try to bring down a duly elected president capital letters
"Ok, ok.. but if you ignore all THAT evidence... where's the evidence?!?!?!?! Anyone can look guilty if you only talk about the crimes they commit! Gawwwwd!" -The Right, at top volume.
Evidence? Never saw or heard any evidence. What's that? Transcripts? I'm not going to give credence to those by reading them! Witness testimonies? I'm not going to dignify them by listening to those! There's absolutely no evidence here! --Trump supporters
@@torenpeterson7914 It's been relevant in every US administration since Hoover, my friend, and that was nearly 100 years ago. It'll still be relevant in 100 years time as well.
@@desdenova1 That quote would imply though that Republicans exposing a crime is being counted as a crime and therefore why we are in the midst of an impeachment hearing. It is not relevant though because there was demonstrably no crime committed in Ukraine to instigate the exposure of a crime by Republicans. The Hunter Biden committing a crime cover story is provably false.
11:23 Sondland: “Mr. President, I’m calling you from Kiev.” Trump: “What the hell is a keeve? You’re supposed to be working on that secret crime mission in Ukraine.” Sondland: “Yes, Mr. President, I’m calling from Ukraine.”
Well no matter how currupt the gop is they are still here, impeachment was the worst thing the democrats could have done,when he gets off and he will next term will be way worse due to the fact they would never dare try impeachment twice,they should have waited for more serious charges to arrive and they would have if he got comfortable,now he will be smothering every call,and scrap of any evidence
My Dixie Normus Trump has a long history of doing that already. But never underestimate the power of unbridled arrogance to believe you're beyond reproach.
@@jesuiscequejesuis2267 EVERY PRESIDENT FOR (at least) THE LAST 30 YEARS HAS RELEASED THEIR TAXES. So do your own research & quit spouting alternative facts from that fiction factory Fox "News"
@@jamedraa8472 He's right though: No-one's obligated to release their tax returns. That it is customary for US presidents doesn't matter. That he promised doesn't (legally) matter. There is, however, an ongoing procedure to request them regarding some evidence of charity fraud if I recall correctly. It doesn't change my bad opinion of mr Trump overall, but his tax returns are a relatively minor issue.
@@Tinky1rs No it isn't a law. I was calling BS on the statement about Obama. As for 45, now that his possible financial ties to Russia are being questioned as well as Bank fraud, his fight to keep them private is cause for alarm.
Advancer Films ...I was shocked when the Supreme Court blocked the revealing of Trumps tax returns to Congress! That’s why he installed some of his cronies as Judges for life....these judges need to be impeached along with Trumpy The Obese Mushroom 🍄 Man! 🍄🍄🇨🇦🇨🇦🤥🔐🚼😱☠️🖤🖤
MAGA and Elect Bernie Sanders well well well have you not heard tell of the 2nd ammendment to the sacred constitution of under god states of a merry ca
@Brianna Jones - The great “stimulus” heist; bailing out the banks; operation Fast and Furious; Eric Holder held in contempt of Congress; Obamacare; spying on journalists; the IRS scandal; Benghazi; Hillary Clinton’s secret server; the Pigford scandal; NSA spying scandal; Bowe Bergdahl; Iran nuclear deal and ransom payment; polluting the Colorado river; the GSA scandal; the VA death-list scandal; Solyndra; Biden bullying the press; the illegal DACA act; Secret Service gone wild; the great government shutdown crisis of 2013; changes made to the Smith-Mundt act making it legal for the media to lie to American citizens; dispensing with US control of the Internet; Joe Biden's pay for play in Ukraine; and soon to be revealed: Spying on Donald Trump before and after his inauguration; setting up for leaking of Trump administration; widespread corruption in Ukraine; set up fake Russian Collusion coup; to name a few.
@@jesuiscequejesuis2267 What a stupid comment. Fucking Russian Bot. At least Obama spoke coherently and did not look like an idiot to the test of the world.
@@TexasTechguy210 - Obama certainly was a slick talker but then what would you expect from a snake oil salesman? Unfortunately, he was a mess without a teleprompter. He also was seen as a complete joke to other world leaders. Whereas Trump commands and gets respect for standing up for America. Every world leader should stand up for their own country.
Zee06 Every So Many people in this Administration are criminals and we need to be demanding unprecedented action as the Constitution isn’t equipped to deal with an Administration this bad. Get them all out!
It’s the wage earners who pays taxes. The rich don’t nor the corporations. FedEx got a nil tax return saving 1.9BILLION!!!! In taxes. How can that be!!??
Corporate MSM works hard to keep the American people convinced that using their taxes to improve their lives is socialism leading to an authoritarian like dictatorship. Fox news doesn’t mask this agenda. Education is kept out of reach of the wage slaves and only the well off can afford it. Identity politics divides Americans. Non college educated Americans vote Republican and college educated vote democratic. Education widens one’s horizon and allows people to think critically thus resisting the constant barrage of corporate conditioning to think that they are undeserving of a better life. The stat that is very telling is that 40% of Americans do not have $400 for emergency expenses. They are just paycheque to paycheque wage slaves.
Isnt that also what happened just before the revolution in France? The poor had to pay more taxes to pay for the lavish lifestyle of the rich, while the rich didnt pay anything. Now I'm not saying bring back the guillotine, but we can at least drag them out of their houses and throw them in jail
Jokers Wild You fail to appreciate the value of a higher education. While one maybe taught values and morals in the home they gain the ability and tools for critical thought in universities where one is not spoon fed and need to do research and think analytically to get through and attain a degree. To say that people who live paycheque to paycheck are financially irresponsible is to turn a blind eye to the fact that there is a large segment of Americans that are economically disadvantage because they are paid starvation wages. If you account for inflation over the last 40 years. The minimum wage would be $20. (Edit). Notice that I didn’t resort to name calling. That I learnt from my parents.
@@couragekarnga8735 "the Penguin come to life!" - lol it's a 3 way DNA mix between Penguin (the hat), plus the Riddler (the striped suit) and Mr. Freeze (the glasses/goggles)...it's '1930s dorky asshole elderly guy' chic.
Weeee represent The guilty ass guild The guilty ass guild The guilty ass guild And in the name of the guilty ass guuuiiiiiild We wish to welcome you to a federal prison. 🎶
Key thing about *Roger Stone...* he doesn’t get sentenced until February... how many of us would be allowed 3 months free after being found guilty of 7 felonies? Two-tiered Justice at its finest.
Um Its the feds they take linger than that he has actually had a speedy trial compared to My experience of the cases i have seen and yes im from the hood and seen people take 6mo ths or even 2 years just to get a bail hearing
I love the picture of Stone holding a "Hillary for Prison 2016" t-shirt next to a picture of Hillary sipping coffee with her eyebrows up, as if "uh-huh". LOL
EnderZ13 His first Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, said he had “no recollection.” Many times. Trump’s appointed ambassador to the EU wished to “amend” his testimony. (Just like Jeff Sessions.) Giving “testimony”means swearing on one’s testicles. To amend one’s testimony means it’s time for one to lose them.
Robert Mueller couldn't remember hardly any of the details of "the Mueller Report," that he was the lead investigator on for how long? That's probably about as bad as anyone's memory or honesty ever could be... don't ya think?
*Trump:* "I'm committing crimes, literally in front of your face." *Republicans defending Trump:* "I can't believe you take everything Trump says seriously. Lulz."
@@ASMRyouVEGANyet Trump never said that. You may start to clear reality from your wishfull thinking. Btw what happened with the mueller report and Trump being a russian agent. Excactly. Just bullshit from liars for idiots who are trained to believe everything. NPC.
@@aj1021 he fucking committed a crime during his own trial. Jesus. What will it take for you people to realize he is not competent to serve as the president?
Its great that Sondland told Trump literally that he was in the capital of Ukraine and Trump needed clarification. "Hello, I'm calling from Austin, where you sent me." "So you're in...Texas?" "......yes....Mr President."
It’s literally ANOTHER. Impeachable offence - witness tampering and intimidation..... and he did it LIVE during his own impeachment! FFS you people need to do something..... it may cost lives in the end, but your freedom and democracy are worth it .......
Jason Warwick Agree: just don’t know why there are not mass protests over there. Democracy and rule of law is precious and shouldn’t allowed to be sold to the highest bidder - Russia.
Meanwhile US policy on Israeli settlements changed - "no longer contrary to international law". Anyone else wonder what was demanded or given for that?
I have thoughts on this.. but am sure I'd be excoriated for expressing my views. I wish Israel and Palestine could find peace. There's been too much bloodshed.
"I believe that what this president has done to our culture, to our civic discourse ... you cannot unring these bells and you cannot unsay what he has said, and you cannot change that he has now in a very short time made it seem normal for schoolboy taunts and obvious lies to be spun out in a constant stream. I think this will do more lasting damage than Richard Nixon's surreptitious burglaries did." -- George Will
Frankie Says every time someone replies from another country I am compelled to apologize for the proof of the multiple failures of our education system! When a news channel states that their viewers are not able to identify the Ukraine 🇺🇦 on a map 🗺, aren’t smart enough to understand the situation and have the inability to watch it because it wasn’t exciting! We have proven we are an uneducated mass of politically apathetic people who have the attention span of a squirrel 🐿! We also have proven that evolution has a throwback issue because this is proof much of our citizens are evolving and are retreating to being told what to think rather than how to do it!
I live in Australia and like most of the world, we think he's an idiot. At the same time I feel for the wonderful people of the USA, you and the rest of us deserve better.
austin sellers I would actually agree Meyers looks a bit like Ben Stiller but Roger Stone? ... you’re trying to defend *Roger Stone* ? As his defence lawyer will tell you that’s not an easy task 😆
@@darkstar2874 nah im not defending stone. I dont know anything about him and dont really care to. I just dont like this tv host and dont think he's funny. And im not sure why this video started playing right after watching top 5 paranormal videos, but youtube needs to chill out with pushing this promoted crap.
JCTiggs .....Stone will flip on Trump....or Trump will pardon him.He’s an old man and would die in prison....If Trump pardon Stone it will look so bad! Stone was found guilty on seven counts....he is a dirty trick expert....he has a huge tattoo on his back of Nixon!
Kris Moodley yeah, that’s not going to work as an argument against them. They just default to the “conspiracy” explanation for everything that doesn’t go their way
DarkSoulSama .....Trumpy 🍄🍄 stated he’s got the biggest a brain 🧠 in the world 🌍.....too bad he can’t spell or read! I hear he was expelled from the Third Grade Cuz he wasn’t house broken...
If Trump denies doing something wrong I don't even have to hear from the other person to know he's guilty. He acts exactly like a little kid trying to lie his way out of trouble. I bet most Trump supporters don't have children.
@@randomjoe3941 - It would be nice if most Trump supporters didn't have children, so this disease isn't passed on. Unfortunately, too many of them do have children.
@@randomjoe3941 They probably have the most but are too stupid to observe that behavior, much less process it and remember it. You should watch Idiocracy. The intro alone will explain how we got here in the first place, who his supporters are and how it'll only get worse.
@@JOnTHeMOnSoon It's like the fraternity at the private country club don't realize it's not the poor and helpless crossing the border bringing down America. A COMMUNIST would say,, take care of the oligarchy and it will trickle down. The GOP would say. Take care of the oligarchy and it will trickle down
@Damo You should listen to Chris Hedges talk about his book America: the Farewell Tour. I'm not American but things aren't looking good for the US Empire.
@@artembentsionov yes, you can't win in the arena of ideas, only with illegal votes. Never gonna happen. We don't need woketruds electing our leaders, we'll be a communist country in no time. GOP FOREVER!!!
@@Violinist265 *quackquackquack...* Trivia: Actor Burgess Meredith had quit smoking years before Batman, but was required to smoke as the Penguin character, so he created the "quack" laugh so he didn't ruin each take by coughing.
Marc Kloosterman Oh you know, a very flattering picture of our Neanderthal in Chief with the words “President Trump needs your opinion immediately!” The usual Trump bullshit.
He'd like a pardon but SDNY is looking into him too so a federal pardon alone wouldn't get him freedom. He probably promised him pardons like he has so many others but the optics would require courage on Trump's part so - hey, ya know.
9:10 The White House actually complained that Sondland should have turned his phone down because he knows Trump is a loud talker. Remember, it's always everybody else's fault.
Let alone figure out how to use spell check on his electronic devices. Complains about Hillary's misuse of her servers when trump speaks national security issues on a cell phone. Metro PCS l believe. You know what most Americans hate worse than a crook? An incompetent one. And you know what they hate worse than being conned? Admitting they were conned.
When I started reading this comment I was expecting it to include "I threw it on the ground!" That would have been funny, but wouldn't have been as salient a point.
The newest Morning Consult poll shows a 20 point shift in impeachment support among independents, like myself. Before the hearings, they had impeachment at +15 among independents. Now, they show support at -5 among independents. Meanwhile, as support for impeachment has ticked down since the hearings started, support for the president has ticked up. (Rasmussen) It was at 46% last Wednesday morning (first day of the public hearings) and ticked up to 50% by Friday & the weekend. In other words, it's backfiring on Democrats. The more the Democrats (& their shameful media) rail against Trump & pull their seedy, slimy dishonest & unDemocratic tactics, psychodramas & insane catastrophizing in response to him the more people are sick & tired of THEM. Even Trump's mistakes are better than the House majority's failed promises to address substantive issues. Since January 2018, the House has not talked of infrastructure, recalibrated trade deals, budgetary compromises, drug prescription pricing, or anything else other than one iteration after another of attacking Trump. Today's Democrat party now only accepts democracy when they win.They have shown that when their side loses instead of licking their wounds, regrouping & campaigning to try to win the next time around, they now instate endless anarchy & refusal to accept the democratic outcome. We now know what the last Democrat administration was up to try to hold on to power, as we have endured their non stop undermining, sabotage & attempted coup of this Republican administration & duly elected President. Democrats only accept complet autocratic power & are no longer willing to abide the loss of it by the American people & the Democratic process.
We live in hope. I suspect he and Repub Senators have made a backroom deal, like Nixon. They will vote him NG if he comes up w/ an excuse not to run in 2020.
According to his doctor, Trump is the healthiest president ever. He's just obese, eat trash every day, drink over 10 cans of soda every day, doesn't excersice, watch tv all day, snores adderal and have CLEAR mental dissorders. You know, healthy.
"I would like you to do us a favor, *though."* (7:32) Senate minority McCarthy's reaction on hearing that was “You just added another word.” “No,” Pelley replied, “it’s in the White House transcript.”
The transcript, he literally said it out loud if you haven't read it yet, he then literally said he'd do it with China on the television it was like when he said the Mueller report he said in an interview after, he doesn't mind voter interference Also these people are people who worked with him and are high ranking officials in your country not random nutters Plus his attacking all the witnesses and refusing to show up
Everything I've heard so far are first-hand accounts. The phone transcript alone is damning. Seriously, if that's the defence or Trump, it's pretty pathetic. You would think a man who's an intelligent master of negotiations would have a clue that if he wanted to push an agenda through government, he should swallow his pride, absorb the reality that he's in office, not care about his opponent's personal lives and stay the f* off Twitter. But no, he's clearly shockingly incompetent.
It’s incredible how people have Put their lives work, their families, there reputations, just to help this president but yet look at where they’re at , most of them going to jail, most of them have been fired by Trump, and so many more are going down for this man I don’t understand it why are these people so blind to see the disgrace that this president is showing the world that America is not what it was before , A country where people can come and make a life for themselves and their families not to worry ,to be free have a right to be whatever we want ,This president wants to take all that away talks about a Civil War talked about white only talks about women have no place in this world only one way in his satisfacción,He needs to get out
We need Seth, Stephen and John Oliver more now than ever! Thank you for doing what you do
Neil Shapton Trevor Noah and Hasan Minhaj
Let’s have the three do a collaborative show
Sadly all we really need is 1 John Stewart.
Remember, it's their job. They're are working and you are not the customer.
Kayla Martin I always forget Trevor. Bad me! 😂🤣
*I prefer presidents that aren’t caught with impeachable offenses.🤔*
*Country over Party. Country over Cult.*
🇺🇸 *NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW* 🗽
I love you. Please keep repeating this comment and enjoy your life.
I wouldn't be a Republican if my life depended on it. I'd rather die with dignity.
👏👏👏 thank you. #lockhimup
Tell that to Hillary.
And that's why Trump loves the poorly educated . He can fool 'em and influence them easily.
When is Gulliani going to be arrested
Soon, I hope. He can join Roger for some fun and game, who can drop the soap first.
When we restore balance to the force and return to the good timeline
When the rule of law starts mattering again ?
Let him keep ‘talking’ it helps the dems find evidence.
@@technicallythecenteroftheu1349 You do realize that Anakin did restore order to the force. By the end of Ep. 3 there were 2 Jedi and 2 Sith aka balance.
My parents always told me to consider the folks I hung out with when I was younger. "You are judged by the company you keep.", they'd say.
Roger Stone’s famous last words: “and I would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for all you meddling kids!”
"And I'll get you and you little dog too!!"
@Ivy Zoinks! Like, put that mask back on, man! He's like, waaaay creepier with it off!
Classic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh fo sho!!
Yikesss....
Conducting a phone call with a "diplomat" (Sondland) in a public place, on an unsecured cellphone, in Ukraine, is alone enough to disqualify him for the Presidency.
countdebleauchamp - BUT HER EMAILS!!!
He's been doing *everything* on an unsecured phone. He downright *refused* to have a secure phone for official business and has been doing it all on his own phone. That came out within months of him taking office. How he has the nerve to call anyone else out is beyond me, but then he has no scruples in his entire, voluminous body. He'd sell his own kids if he thought it would benefit him.
countdebleauchamp .....I know! That’s insane! What was he thinking! This Trump Administration is corrupt as hell!
Vivian Perino yeah, but her emails....
BUTTERY MALES!
Does anyone else think his base will still make excuses for him?
"Think". Trump base been pulling crap out of thier a** to justify thier dear old master action. At this point even a dog is aware of what Trump did.
Yes. They will deny that he did anything wrong, or just claim that the Democrats did worse.
They ARE. I've been arguing with several, for days. There is no hope.
Butter Emails
Yes. That's all they're programmed to do.
At this point the jokes write themeselves
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIMPLY REPORT THE EVENTS.....
IS THIS HOW TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN ???
Can we legit admit that at this point the only thing trump could do to lose republican support is to support the equal rights amendment?
Legit, huh? What did ya say before that was trendy?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I almost spat my drink out 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Virtual Circus LOL we invented trends before y’all stole like you stole this land. Now go sit down boy.
@@ColoringKaria 💯 stupid.
Bahahahahaha
God bless you Marie Yovanovich , you did not deserve this . You made a lot of Americans Proud , the way you stood up to his BS,
Committing perjury shouldn't make anyone proud. Maybe Democrat voters.
@@jesuiscequejesuis2267 - Tell that to Donald and his minions, Mr. Derp State. (not a typo)
Leonard Taylor ....with her soft voice and honest testimony she dropped ?The Velvet Hammer 🔨 on Trump’s empty head!
Je Suis Ce Que Je Suis didn’t realize speaking the truth was considered perjury
At this point, mathematically, you have a much greater chance of going to jail if you are an associate of the Donald than anyone else in the general population.
Regardless of how this ends up, when Trump leaves office, he will spend the rest of his natural life under investigation and in litigation. Probably beyond, too...
@S maybe not for 100 years. People still name their kids Adolf...
S Miller Yes, but they're Nazis.
@@smiller2044 Not many. How many do you know of?
@S By the way, I will forever credit you as the faceless soul who introduced me to The Revivalists. Thanks!
Everyone in this story is so comically corrupt, if this was a TV drama people would complain the plotline was too dumb to be realistic.
milkamilla Damn, this was a good comment. 👏 👏
memnok magee I think you misunderstood. I’m almost sure he meant Trump and his Trumptard posse are the comically corrupt ones.
Gee Wiz I mean... it’s not just Trump though lol. All of politics is a dumpster fire at the moment. The corruption is everywhere and endless.
@@Tigatron1448 least on the republican side 90% of all poloticians sent to jail have been ons of them go figure..
@ Comedy is subjective Mr. Olson. The points he brings up are not.
It's Time For A Closer Look!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️. I love this segment so much!!!! These writers and Seth are magic!!!
Seth, Trevor, and Stephen Colbert are the best for a general news coverage.
And then I like to go to CNN for a more in depth and adult conversation about the information and what's happening.
@@linuxd personally, I have to watch the late night shows simply to provide some sort of Salve on the constant grind that is dealing with Trump in the news... But nevertheless, they honestly make great commentary, and anymore... Perhaps do so in a way that is even more aptly and frankly put than even the news is willing to publicize and admit, these days.
@@lucyhellbroke yes. That is a very real aspect of comedy news. Gets a little deeper into our hearts and ethics with these jokes.
@@linuxd you're absolutely right. More crassly and straightforwardly put, it's kind of sad that our entertainment Outlets have bigger balls and more audacity than our actual news outlets do these days. Can't say that I'm not grateful for it, I can just say that it's something of a shame that so many of us have come to rely upon the late night shows to deliver us the daily bullshit that is the political news in America these days in order to get our daily dose of real talk.
@@lucyhellbroke it's not bigger balls; it's just the nature of humor. I like CNN and their ability to be diplomatic and serious. But I truly appreciate these comedy news outlets who can deliver the news with ethical humor thrown in. Both are good. Both have their place. Both are appreciated by me.
If you liked the movie
The Wolf of Wall Street,
then you will love
The Orangutan of Pennsylvania Avenue...
Coming to theaters in 2020!!!!!
Orangutans are adorable, more like a roach
Orange-utan* - FTFY
The Orange Pig of Pennsylvania Ave
I thought more about the President in the "Clear and Present Danger" movie.
I don’t like this movie so far...
Lets not ignore the fact he stole from charities
Donald Trump: nature's charity case.
this is where he turned from evil to cartoonishly evil. the only thing that's missing is that he starts hunting endangered animals for fun or that he forces orphans to work in his clean coal mines.
And war crimes are A OK with trump.
@@vonfunk9523 Evil? LMAO!
How is this being ignored
I just love how the people, who told me for years that they voted for him, because he means, what he says - now tell my all the time, that he never meant, what he said.
That is because you're to stupid to figure out the context in which something is said. Don't blame the people around you for your stupidity.
@@jhoxihum3230 and you're too stupid to realize that your party voted for trump because he's the opposite of an intellectual. His stupidity resonates with them as it does with you.
@@jhoxihum3230 Well than, please eleborate. Enlighten us.
@@jitakyoei4548 Well I guess that proved my point you're to stupid to figure it out.
there is such a thing as humor, what trump does a lot, but if you hate him so much then yes you can take his joke pretend that was seriuos and then call him a liar and what you want, because he actualy said i lie
Ahhhh. Nothing like a morning smell of IMPEACHMENT
LOL Can I have what youre smoking?
*passes the opium*
hussein mohammed it is lovely, isn't it?
@@sandragouthro1168 yes...yes it is.
So... Roger was the penguin all this time... 🤦🏿♂️
More like the Clock King
Finally found out who framed Roger Rabbit, Roger Rabbit.
His real name is not “Roger Stone”, but “Oswald Cobblepot”
Hey that's an insult to penguin.
Without the hat, Stone looks like he has Zika virus.
Why, oh why ... can we only smash the ‘Like’ button once ?
SceneMissingFilms well thank you for proving your own point
You can, of course, hit the Dislike button twice! (Or any even number of times)
I know! Seth is great at turning this absurd "presidents" criminal behavior into comedy gold.
And why oh WHY, doesn't the "Dislike" button record the number of "DISLIKES"???
Just Askin'
so ignorant
"I would like you to do us a favor THOUGH"
Why do you keep leaving out that word at the end? It's kind of important... it's what makes it a quid pro quo.
+Kain ~ I don't believe it's what "makes it" a quid pro quo, but it certainly makes it all that much more damning. I'm surprised how often that "though" gets left out.
No p
I agree. Context also matters, Trump said that right after Zelensky expressed concerns about the aid money not flowing.
Context matters.
And if you rewind even further, Congress approved the Ukraine Aid, and TRUMP signed it.
It wasn't until two weeks later, when the aid was announced that Trump began asking his advisors about it and Ukraine. Then he immediately ordered a halt on the aid that he already signed off on.
Ukraine pushed for several White House meetings but was met with Sondland (A Trumpet who paid 1 million to part of the show). Sondland told them that the WH meetings were contingent on Ukraine investigations.
Zelensky said he didn't want to be part of a reelection scheme so he got a "perfect" phone call from the president.
C O N T E X T.
He was already several crimes deep by the time he uttered "I'd like you to do us a favor though."
And his base STILL supports him. They truly are deplorables.
if it will make you a little happy now only 25% of the country supports this idoit!
They're idiots and Trump likes them that way. If they actually got educated they'd realise he's nothing but a snake oil salesman.
YES THEY ARE
90% of them are morons.
@@cindykfordford2431 It is still 41%, rock steady. Check out 538. They are committed to a long-term restructuring of American society, and T is just the battering ram for this.
Dear God this make me sad. Just resign already
no reason to, you lost the election and Mike Pence would be your worst nightmare.
Weasel Worm 🐛....I fear for the World 🌎 with Trump at the helm..🍄🍄🤔🖤💔💀...he’s truly a dangerous influence....make the Big Bugger walk the plank 🏴☠️....ship the Idiot to Russia 🇷🇺! 🍄🍄🇨🇦🇨🇦🇷🇺🇷🇺🖤🖤💩🚼😱🔐🔐
Dems Suck ignoramous.. either that or you u hate truth, hate America, and support criminality.
@@lynneceegee8726 Nyet, tovarish. Go back to your lie factory.
You would really be sad once the Democrats take over with their stupid rhetoric and their plans to destroy the AmericaDon’t forget you’re also part of America and your house of cards is about to fall what has the Democrats done since they were elected nothing except try to bring down a duly elected president capital letters
"Ok, ok.. but if you ignore all THAT evidence... where's the evidence?!?!?!?! Anyone can look guilty if you only talk about the crimes they commit! Gawwwwd!"
-The Right, at top volume.
Dude, I always see your comments on the late night shows, and they're always on point. Kudos.
Evidence? Never saw or heard any evidence. What's that? Transcripts? I'm not going to give credence to those by reading them! Witness testimonies? I'm not going to dignify them by listening to those! There's absolutely no evidence here! --Trump supporters
"When exposing a crime counts as committing a crime then you know you're being ruled over by criminals." - Edward Snowden
Great quote, and perfect timing to throw it out.
@@rey187 UA-cam won't let me 👍 your comment 😂😂😂
giganova not relevant here
@@torenpeterson7914 It's been relevant in every US administration since Hoover, my friend, and that was nearly 100 years ago. It'll still be relevant in 100 years time as well.
@@desdenova1 That quote would imply though that Republicans exposing a crime is being counted as a crime and therefore why we are in the midst of an impeachment hearing. It is not relevant though because there was demonstrably no crime committed in Ukraine to instigate the exposure of a crime by Republicans. The Hunter Biden committing a crime cover story is provably false.
11:23
Sondland: “Mr. President, I’m calling you from Kiev.”
Trump: “What the hell is a keeve? You’re supposed to be working on that secret crime mission in Ukraine.”
Sondland: “Yes, Mr. President, I’m calling from Ukraine.”
Steven Gordon but I don’t know who you are!
Sondland who?
Hahaha I caught that too
"Self proclaimed 'dirty trickster'"
Okay come on. That's basically how villians are introduced in cartoons.
The guy is a cartoon character. I can only hope he's put away for a long time.
Hollow Hope ....Boris Baddenov and Natasha Nogoodnick are the POTUS and FLOTUS!
"I'm doing a crime." GOP: "He's just kidding!"
Trump: "I just murdered a man on President Barack H Obama Ave.(5th Ave.)
GOP: "See muder isn't muder and Trump is too incompetent to commit murder"
Well no matter how currupt the gop is they are still here, impeachment was the worst thing the democrats could have done,when he gets off and he will next term will be way worse due to the fact they would never dare try impeachment twice,they should have waited for more serious charges to arrive and they would have if he got comfortable,now he will be smothering every call,and scrap of any evidence
&that talking dog:(
My Dixie Normus Trump has a long history of doing that already. But never underestimate the power of unbridled arrogance to believe you're beyond reproach.
Seth: Six work friends as criminals?
Me: Sounds like GTA V Online IRL 2 me.
Oooh this is what he meant by "ima drain the swamp!" .get them all arrested 😂
The one thing he didnt lie about
everyones already gone too far. He had me at not releasing the TAX RETURNS. Clearly he is a criminal or he would have released them.
Except he's under no obligation to do so. Meanwhile, no Democrat is interested in why Obama's records were all sealed. And why he provided a fake BC.
@@jesuiscequejesuis2267 EVERY PRESIDENT FOR (at least) THE LAST 30 YEARS HAS RELEASED THEIR TAXES. So do your own research & quit spouting alternative facts from that fiction factory Fox "News"
@@jamedraa8472
He's right though: No-one's obligated to release their tax returns. That it is customary for US presidents doesn't matter. That he promised doesn't (legally) matter. There is, however, an ongoing procedure to request them regarding some evidence of charity fraud if I recall correctly.
It doesn't change my bad opinion of mr Trump overall, but his tax returns are a relatively minor issue.
@@Tinky1rs No it isn't a law. I was calling BS on the statement about Obama. As for 45, now that his possible financial ties to Russia are being questioned as well as Bank fraud, his fight to keep them private is cause for alarm.
Advancer Films ...I was shocked when the Supreme Court blocked the revealing of Trumps tax returns to Congress! That’s why he installed some of his cronies as Judges for life....these judges need to be impeached along with Trumpy The Obese Mushroom 🍄 Man! 🍄🍄🇨🇦🇨🇦🤥🔐🚼😱☠️🖤🖤
Just throw the whole damn Administration in Prison.
You mean the Obama administration? That's the plan.
MAGA and Elect Bernie Sanders well well well have you not heard tell of the 2nd ammendment to the sacred constitution of under god states of a merry ca
@Brianna Jones - The great “stimulus” heist; bailing out the banks; operation Fast and Furious; Eric Holder held in contempt of Congress; Obamacare; spying on journalists; the IRS scandal; Benghazi; Hillary Clinton’s secret server; the Pigford scandal; NSA spying scandal; Bowe Bergdahl; Iran nuclear deal and ransom payment; polluting the Colorado river; the GSA scandal; the VA death-list scandal; Solyndra; Biden bullying the press; the illegal DACA act; Secret Service gone wild; the great government shutdown crisis of 2013; changes made to the Smith-Mundt act making it legal for the media to lie to American citizens; dispensing with US control of the Internet; Joe Biden's pay for play in Ukraine; and soon to be revealed: Spying on Donald Trump before and after his inauguration; setting up for leaking of Trump administration; widespread corruption in Ukraine; set up fake Russian Collusion coup; to name a few.
@@jesuiscequejesuis2267 What a stupid comment. Fucking Russian Bot. At least Obama spoke coherently and did not look like an idiot to the test of the world.
@@TexasTechguy210 - Obama certainly was a slick talker but then what would you expect from a snake oil salesman? Unfortunately, he was a mess without a teleprompter. He also was seen as a complete joke to other world leaders. Whereas Trump commands and gets respect for standing up for America. Every world leader should stand up for their own country.
"Is He an EXTRA in "The Walking Dead"? I just died, LMAO!!!!!!! Awesome
Can this shitstorm end already?
ydneah13 Call for the 25th Amendment and a snap election to get this Administration out ASAP.
@@tannerwilson4843 Evoking the 25th amendment would only make Pence POTUS
@@tannerwilson4843 I'm not American.
And the fact that so many non-Americans want this to end so badly speaks volumes.
Zee06 Every So Many people in this Administration are criminals and we need to be demanding unprecedented action as the Constitution isn’t equipped to deal with an Administration this bad. Get them all out!
@@tannerwilson4843 AMEN.
There is one set of laws for the rich and another for the rest of the wage slaves.
It's important to understand that capitalism was designed that way and it will never change unless we force it to.
It’s the wage earners who pays taxes. The rich don’t nor the corporations. FedEx got a nil tax return saving 1.9BILLION!!!! In taxes. How can that be!!??
Corporate MSM works hard to keep the American people convinced that using their taxes to improve their lives is socialism leading to an authoritarian like dictatorship. Fox news doesn’t mask this agenda. Education is kept out of reach of the wage slaves and only the well off can afford it. Identity politics divides Americans. Non college educated Americans vote Republican and college educated vote democratic. Education widens one’s horizon and allows people to think critically thus resisting the constant barrage of corporate conditioning to think that they are undeserving of a better life. The stat that is very telling is that 40% of Americans do not have $400 for emergency expenses. They are just paycheque to paycheque wage slaves.
Isnt that also what happened just before the revolution in France? The poor had to pay more taxes to pay for the lavish lifestyle of the rich, while the rich didnt pay anything. Now I'm not saying bring back the guillotine, but we can at least drag them out of their houses and throw them in jail
Jokers Wild You fail to appreciate the value of a higher education. While one maybe taught values and morals in the home they gain the ability and tools for critical thought in universities where one is not spoon fed and need to do research and think analytically to get through and attain a degree. To say that people who live paycheque to paycheck are financially irresponsible is to turn a blind eye to the fact that there is a large segment of Americans that are economically disadvantage because they are paid starvation wages. If you account for inflation over the last 40 years. The minimum wage would be $20. (Edit). Notice that I didn’t resort to name calling. That I learnt from my parents.
*Roger “And I’ll get your little dog too” Stone*
Roger Stone: the Penguin come to life!
Roger "I'm not going to do well in Gen Pop" Stone
@@couragekarnga8735 "the Penguin come to life!" - lol it's a 3 way DNA mix between Penguin (the hat), plus the Riddler (the striped suit) and Mr. Freeze (the glasses/goggles)...it's '1930s dorky asshole elderly guy' chic.
Weeee represent
The guilty ass guild
The guilty ass guild
The guilty ass guild
And in the name of the guilty ass guuuiiiiiild
We wish to welcome you to a federal prison. 🎶
@Courage Karnga All he needs is the cigar, he has the top hat. 😆
And still some 30-40% of voters like him. What do you do with such a deranged democracy?
@Todd Crispin Well. Traditionally a civil war is a reboot. You don't want this, right?
Thank you for your compliance hmmmmmmmm.......
The US isnt a democracy.
Get off the couch and vote.
I believe the recent number I’ve seen is 48%
So Richard Nixon finally go to jail on Roger's back.
😂😂😂😂
Unfortunately and like Nixon, he will be pardoned by the corrupt Dotard.
Great observation!
👏😂
Walter 3579 .... good one ☝️.....I can’t believe that anyone could be so weird to get a tattoo of Nixon on his back!
Key thing about *Roger Stone...* he doesn’t get sentenced until February... how many of us would be allowed 3 months free after being found guilty of 7 felonies? Two-tiered Justice at its finest.
Um Its the feds they take linger than that he has actually had a speedy trial compared to My experience of the cases i have seen and yes im from the hood and seen people take 6mo ths or even 2 years just to get a bail hearing
Hopefully he doesn’t skip town. 🤷🏼♀️
Plenty of time for Trump to pardon him.
How many convicted people are walking around, waiting to be sentenced. Only wealthy white men.
We need just 1 justice system with no special prisons for the wealthy.
I love the picture of Stone holding a "Hillary for Prison 2016" t-shirt next to a picture of Hillary sipping coffee with her eyebrows up, as if "uh-huh".
LOL
Conspiracat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Gin Gy Grow tf up already. These treasonous bastards are about to get what they deserve. Will you continue to follow them...to prison? 🙄
"I don't recall." But I thought Trump had one of the "greatest memories of all time."
Yes, and he only hires the best ppl, yet they all end up fired, quitting in disgust or going to jail.
EnderZ13
His first Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, said he had “no recollection.” Many times.
Trump’s appointed ambassador to the EU wished to “amend” his testimony. (Just like Jeff Sessions.)
Giving “testimony”means swearing on one’s testicles. To amend one’s testimony means it’s time for one to lose them.
Robert Mueller couldn't remember hardly any of the details of "the Mueller Report," that he was the lead investigator on for how long?
That's probably about as bad as anyone's memory or honesty ever could be... don't ya think?
@@trishs706 The ones getting fired are dying plants of the past.
*Trump:* "I'm committing crimes, literally in front of your face."
*Republicans defending Trump:*
"I can't believe you take everything Trump says seriously. Lulz."
Yet they believe everything he says.
@@ASMRyouVEGANyet Trump never said that. You may start to clear reality from your wishfull thinking. Btw what happened with the mueller report and Trump being a russian agent. Excactly. Just bullshit from liars for idiots who are trained to believe everything. NPC.
Pretty much!
@@repeat7023 You're an idiot.
I don’t think the “that is Trump just being Trump” would work as a defense for anyone else.
25 dislikes are form the people who only like "alternative facts"
People in the real world and not fantasy land you mean
@@aj1021 that's hilarious coming from a trumpanzee
@@aj1021 tell me about it. This impeachment is what is known as a "hail mary". Seth Myers is just a propaganda puppet. Stopped being funny in 2016
@@aj1021 he fucking committed a crime during his own trial. Jesus. What will it take for you people to realize he is not competent to serve as the president?
Funny how the trumpzies screamed about how Obama was a criminal but ignore Trump's criminal acts.
More guilty actions from a clearly guilty man.
Guilty of what? Name the crime and your evidence.
Its great that Sondland told Trump literally that he was in the capital of Ukraine and Trump needed clarification.
"Hello, I'm calling from Austin, where you sent me."
"So you're in...Texas?"
"......yes....Mr President."
Please keep doing all of this, Seth. It’s super important right now.
I think Shiff did a very good thing by bringing that tweet up right then and there.
It was a strategic move. I hope it's effective.
Definitely, and she deserved the opportunity to respond to his public smear campaign.
It’s literally ANOTHER. Impeachable offence - witness tampering and intimidation..... and he did it LIVE during his own impeachment! FFS you people need to do something..... it may cost lives in the end, but your freedom and democracy are worth it .......
Jason Warwick Agree: just don’t know why there are not mass protests over there. Democracy and rule of law is precious and shouldn’t allowed to be sold to the highest bidder - Russia.
Schiff is a liar, a criminal and corrupt. He did nothing.
I'm convinced; he's guilty!
Yea...we know. 🙄
Meanwhile US policy on Israeli settlements changed - "no longer contrary to international law". Anyone else wonder what was demanded or given for that?
I have thoughts on this.. but am sure I'd be excoriated for expressing my views.
I wish Israel and Palestine could find peace. There's been too much bloodshed.
this'll be a fun thanksgiving
hahahaha....@Drew Brockelman , ya, I heard Thanksgiving in the US can be quite the gong show...good luck ;)
Lol
We DO have so much to be thankful for. A few reminders: technology & access to information & the ability to speak one's mind ♡♡♡♡
Lev and Igor AKA Beavis and Butthead, The Later Years.
"I believe that what this president has done to our culture, to our civic discourse ... you cannot unring these bells and you cannot unsay what he has said, and you cannot change that he has now in a very short time made it seem normal for schoolboy taunts and obvious lies to be spun out in a constant stream. I think this will do more lasting damage than Richard Nixon's surreptitious burglaries did." -- George Will
This is what our country has to heal from. We need diplomacy back.
Trump is a nuked hurricane.
Frankie Says every time someone replies from another country I am compelled to apologize for the proof of the multiple failures of our education system! When a news channel states that their viewers are not able to identify the Ukraine 🇺🇦 on a map 🗺, aren’t smart enough to understand the situation and have the inability to watch it because it wasn’t exciting! We have proven we are an uneducated mass of politically apathetic people who have the attention span of a squirrel 🐿! We also have proven that evolution has a throwback issue because this is proof much of our citizens are evolving and are retreating to being told what to think rather than how to do it!
I live in Australia and like most of the world, we think he's an idiot. At the same time I feel for the wonderful people of the USA, you and the rest of us deserve better.
@@arcadianforge8104 You're lucky in Oz. Noosa is the best place ever.
“Mary Poppin’s coked up ex-boyfriend” OUCH. Someone get the aloe vera.
he doesn't deserve any, it should hurt
Yeah, that was good.
Kinda like how this guy ooks like a coked up cheaper version of ben stiller.
austin sellers I would actually agree Meyers looks a bit like Ben Stiller but Roger Stone? ... you’re trying to defend *Roger Stone* ? As his defence lawyer will tell you that’s not an easy task 😆
@@darkstar2874 nah im not defending stone. I dont know anything about him and dont really care to. I just dont like this tv host and dont think he's funny. And im not sure why this video started playing right after watching top 5 paranormal videos, but youtube needs to chill out with pushing this promoted crap.
Oh, I thought Igor and Igor 2 were arrested for trying to capture Moose and Squirrel xD
Listing Characters 🤣
Listing Characters ...Boris and Natasha were put in the White House by Putin...it’s now The Red House!
LMMFAO ☠️☠️☠️
"..Roger Stone, the self proclaimed 'dirty trickster'..."
LOL
It's what he's actually called himself.
JCTiggs .....Stone will flip on Trump....or Trump will pardon him.He’s an old man and would die in prison....If Trump pardon Stone it will look so bad! Stone was found guilty on seven counts....he is a dirty trick expert....he has a huge tattoo on his back of Nixon!
@@tammytruthout8465 He is so good at tricks, he tricked himself into a jail sentence.
and the cannibals were just Hungry.
"I have one of the great memories of all-time!"
"I don't recall"
yes Hillary used that alot fool
Kris Moodley yeah, that’s not going to work as an argument against them. They just default to the “conspiracy” explanation for everything that doesn’t go their way
DarkSoulSama .....Trumpy 🍄🍄 stated he’s got the biggest a brain 🧠 in the world 🌍.....too bad he can’t spell or read! I hear he was expelled from the Third Grade Cuz he wasn’t house broken...
Dems Suck damn you got it, hillary did an oopsie so trump gets a 100% clean pass and can commit all the oopsies
Suck it dems
@@letsfish1046 tRump loves your @$$ dummy 😂
“Is he..an extra on The Walking Dead?... I don’t.... I don’t know”... 😂 👏 👏 👏
Trump: “Roger Stone? I don’t really know him.”
Just wait till miliana testifys " I never even talked to that woman"
@@axlexgreasejensen9089 I was dragged into the trunk and coerced into this deal.
Do you have a link to Trump saying that? Would like to watch it. Thank you.
@@repeat7023
Idiot bot.
@@billhicks6449 why? Just asking for evidence. Or is there no evidence and just a lie. Let me think which party is delusional. Hmmm.
When talking about Trump, "For MORON this, it's time for a closer look."
@Frank Castle All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more.
C M who is this Moron you talk of?
Fox On The Run The great orange moron/fake president.
@@YZ250W1 someone else called him Cheeto Von Tweeto , I prefer Idiot Orange.
@@cm7686 Trumpturd filth cannot think nor handle the truth
Seth: Honey, she's more than a friend, she's my mistress.
Woman in the crowd: woo!!
Me: Yup, theres she is 😂
Gunner Schenck LMMFAO!!!
Now we can also add: Gordon Sondland, Mike Pence, Mike Pompeo, Mick Mulvaney, Rick Perry, Brian McCormick & Robert Blair
Don't forget about random rapper guy that was mentioned at the trials...😉🤪🤪🤪...a rapper..named in a government trial..🤷🤦
If trump denies doing something and someone says he saw or heard him do it, I'll trust the other person automatically.
If Trump denies doing something wrong I don't even have to hear from the other person to know he's guilty.
He acts exactly like a little kid trying to lie his way out of trouble. I bet most Trump supporters don't have children.
@@randomjoe3941 - It would be nice if most Trump supporters didn't have children, so this disease isn't passed on. Unfortunately, too many of them do have children.
@@randomjoe3941 They probably have the most but are too stupid to observe that behavior, much less process it and remember it. You should watch Idiocracy. The intro alone will explain how we got here in the first place, who his supporters are and how it'll only get worse.
@@MkeKen67 Just met an old friend, she is a Great Grandma 5 times, and a trumpie. Its scary
Sadly nowadays America has turned into a Horror Reality Show.
*Dictatorship run by fraternities of spoiled brats that like to tell people what to do.
Tell it like it is 😒
@@JOnTHeMOnSoon It's like the fraternity at the private country club don't realize it's not the poor and helpless crossing the border bringing down America.
A COMMUNIST would say,, take care of the oligarchy and it will trickle down.
The GOP would say. Take care of the oligarchy and it will trickle down
@Damo
You should listen to Chris Hedges talk about his book America: the Farewell Tour.
I'm not American but things aren't looking good for the US Empire.
If I'm being honest I've never been as interested in politics before this whole debacle started, now I'm avidly following each event. :-)
@Domino Ryan At least, and it's a virus.
Love Closer Look
Spot on Seth!!! Keep it coming!!!!!!
“Extraordinarily poor judgement” is the Trump Administration in a nutshell
Alice that’s what got him in the White House 😒
And grift/crime is the Trump business model.
funny, the country sees success and sees you as the problem.
GMP except the majority of those who voted did NOT vote for him. We can blame the outdated Electoral College for that
@@artembentsionov yes, you can't win in the arena of ideas, only with illegal votes. Never gonna happen. We don't need woketruds electing our leaders, we'll be a communist country in no time. GOP FOREVER!!!
I can't look at that picture of Roger Stone without hearing Burgess Meredith's Penguin laugh.
Exactly what I thought 👍🏻👏🏻😂
@@Violinist265
*quackquackquack...*
Trivia: Actor Burgess Meredith had quit smoking years before Batman, but was required to smoke as the Penguin character, so he created the "quack" laugh so he didn't ruin each take by coughing.
same! lol
Get me the Batman!!!
I always felt that the Simpson's character "Blue Haired Lawyer" from Luvum & Burnham: Family Law was a parody of Roger Stone.
Trump's signature looks like his lie detector test.
A failed one at that!
Lomfl
And whatever chart they use to determine his current mental state.
(0:23) Hillarious i.imgur.com/PtzYOFG.png
LOL Good one!
This came up on auto play and it took me a minute to realize oh this is his OLD impeachment
Who else got a Trump poll before this? Spanky is getting desperate.
I got a trailer for the new SpongeBob movie. What exactly did you see?
Marc Kloosterman Oh you know, a very flattering picture of our Neanderthal in Chief with the words “President Trump needs your opinion immediately!” The usual Trump bullshit.
@@christopherjustice6411 - Nice profile pic! You don't see the old Kansas City Scouts logo too often!
And they don't let you vote NO!! No comments at all!!! Just Straight...." Do you like me, Yes or No?"
@@nates9029 Thanks man, congrats on the Caps cup win by the way. Hell of a series.
*Is Roger Stone trying to get a prison sentence fast so then trumpy can pardon him before he himself gets arrested?*
Trump hasn't pardoned a single person though. What's up with that
@Rory M Trump pardoned a war criminal though. Which makes sense, a criminal president defending another criminal.
He'd like a pardon but SDNY is looking into him too so a federal pardon alone wouldn't get him freedom. He probably promised him pardons like he has so many others but the optics would require courage on Trump's part so - hey, ya know.
Rory M,...Sheriff Joe Arpio, of AZ was pardoned, before he was even prosecuted.
Trump won't recall that gentleman...
9:10 The White House actually complained that Sondland should have turned his phone down because he knows Trump is a loud talker. Remember, it's always everybody else's fault.
Well done! Finally! Lay it awll out! That's what the public needs to see.
Blues Brothers Jake and Elwood:
"We're on a mission from God."
Reds Brothers Lev and Igor:
"We're on a mission from Klod!"
@BVE
Doh! Thanks :-)
How could I mess that up?
@BVE
Same here. I've seen it 4 or 5 times.
The detail with Carrie Fisher's nail salon called "Curl up & Dye" gets me every time :-)
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MISSION DOES YOU
*Roger “The BBC Swinger” Stone is looking forward to meeting his new cell mates.🤔*
His cell mates’ BBC swingers are looking forward to meeting him too
Roger, careful with that soap. Whatever you do, don't bend over to pick it up.
I didn't know he was into british tv networks...
Can’t wait till Wednesday
Someone take Trump's phone away on that day so at least he won't get his dumb ass in more trouble.
@@couragekarnga8735 surely we want him to get his dumb ass in more trouble 😂
@@couragekarnga8735 NO please don't, let just let the orange dumb ass screw himself royally.
What's happening Wednesday?
Pietro Jenkins sondland will testify
Seth, great video bro!
Funny to boot 🤣🤣🤣
He was screaming so loudly when talking to Sondland on the phone in Kyiv that even the Russians could hear him. So much for National Security.
republicans want open borders
"The idiots have taken over"
That NOFX song makes more sense now than ever........
SOMEONE PLOPPED A STEAMER IN THE GENE POOL. Bruh shout out NOFX.
Yes, Congress sucks.
@@alexallen6286 Now angry mob mentality is no longer the exception it's the rule.
Just happy to be here in a NOFX comment
It's Not the Right Time to be Sober...
I'm hoping the hospital stunt is him about to claim he's being forced to resign because of his health. 🙏
Noni R I’ve heard that, have a hard time believing it though because it would imply that he thinks that far ahead and we know he doesn’t.
Yes Pleeeeeeease! Then if they can prove Pence participated in these shenanigans we can be done w/ this whole admin.
wishing horrible health on you as well, ass
Lindsay Graham did call him "incoherent" ... There's an amendment for that. :D
Dems Suck the country already has terrible health with the diseased and corrupt trump in the White House.
Seth freaking out about the vodka.....I died!
3:59 I cant stop laughing LOL I love Seth and his team!!!
This Closer Look is a masterpiece!
Hehehehe, Trump can't even use Twitter without committing a crime.
Trump himself is a crime. Against nature.
Well, John's last episode was last night...
Let alone figure out how to use spell check on his electronic devices. Complains about Hillary's misuse of her servers when trump speaks national security issues on a cell phone. Metro PCS l believe. You know what most Americans hate worse than a crook? An incompetent one. And you know what they hate worse than being conned? Admitting they were conned.
He didn't get rich without theft ,cheating and fraud either.
I'm pretty certain that he's lived such a sheltered life that he feels he's untouchable.
When Schiff said "this is a cell phone" I heard it as "this is a self-own", which is also true.
When I started reading this comment I was expecting it to include "I threw it on the ground!"
That would have been funny, but wouldn't have been as salient a point.
The newest Morning Consult poll shows a 20 point shift in impeachment support among independents, like myself. Before the hearings, they had impeachment at +15 among independents. Now, they show support at -5 among independents. Meanwhile, as support for impeachment has ticked down since the hearings started, support for the president has ticked up. (Rasmussen) It was at 46% last Wednesday morning (first day of the public hearings) and ticked up to 50% by Friday & the weekend. In other words, it's backfiring on Democrats. The more the Democrats (& their shameful media) rail against Trump & pull their seedy, slimy dishonest & unDemocratic tactics, psychodramas & insane catastrophizing in response to him the more people are sick & tired of THEM. Even Trump's mistakes are better than the
House majority's failed promises to address substantive issues. Since January 2018, the House has not talked of infrastructure, recalibrated trade deals, budgetary compromises, drug prescription pricing, or anything else other than one iteration after another of attacking Trump.
Today's Democrat party now only accepts democracy when they win.They have shown that when their side loses instead of licking their wounds, regrouping & campaigning to try to win the next time around, they now instate endless anarchy & refusal to accept the democratic outcome. We now know what the last Democrat administration was up to try to hold on to power, as we have endured their non stop undermining, sabotage & attempted coup of this Republican administration & duly elected President. Democrats only accept complet autocratic power & are no longer willing to abide the loss of it by the American people & the Democratic process.
LOL....what a joke and a stupid lie.
“I’m sorry but these guys aren’t 007, they’re just 00” 😂😂
Emma ...They look like Beavis and Butthead!
Your name sounds like a hemorrhage.
I mean, their heads are so round they could be zeros...
Cat Arya D lmao I-
And that was good.
All Roger Stone is missing is a handlebar mustache from him to twirl around his finger
DirectorG 😂😂😂😂
DirectorG hilarious and on point
Rodger whiplash
He just needs a damsel tied to a train track😂
dont worry.... ass to mouth moustache coming soon.... sorry for the graphic depic.
Stone reminds me a little of the Penguin.
brian bullivant he reminds me A LOT of the penguin, he just needs a cigar and an umbrella...
U REMIND ME OF A DUMB OX
That was the joke
@@neuroticnation144 YOU'RE FAT
@@franksmith7247 YOU'RE FAT
At 2:25 Best picture of 5 cheesy smiles i have ever seen. LOL
4:00
Well, at least the "Finally, a vodka worthy of the Trump name" tagline is true.
I know old women the hit hard then trump's vodka.
I love Seth Meyers!
Its like he's trying to get impeached lol
Maybe hes hoping itll lead to a civil war
He is trusting the limits he has as President. No other POTUS has done so much crime, he wants this to be his legacy that no other POTUS has done.
@mark spannarGood morning stupid ass 🌄
@mark spannar how old are you? Take your meds and sit down, adults are talking.
which leads to an instant re-election.
I PRAY TO GOD that Schiff has a UA-cam account and has seen this video.
Prediction: His unscheduled visit to the hospital yesterday is laying the groundwork for a medical excuse for not running in 2020.
We live in hope. I suspect he and Repub Senators have made a backroom deal, like Nixon. They will vote him NG if he comes up w/ an excuse not to run in 2020.
I'm thinking he went so he can avoid testifying for some reason "Medics say i cant testify because of bone spurs"
I said that yesterday too. Its soooo obvious that's what he's planning to do. He's a coward.
According to his doctor, Trump is the healthiest president ever. He's just obese, eat trash every day, drink over 10 cans of soda every day, doesn't excersice, watch tv all day, snores adderal and have CLEAR mental dissorders. You know, healthy.
Nonsense
Lev and Igor look like they were arrested in Innsmouth.
Yes! An H.P. Lovecraft fan!
Solid joke
😂😂😂 they really do, don’t they?
Lev looks like Peter Lorre.
Damn clever
I cannot help but imagine Roger cackling whilst being processed, "FOOLS! Ye think me fallen, yet this shall only Make. Me. Stronger!"
@John woos stranglehold fan Oh classic, and I might think so lucky to hear such a clip ;p
You forgot the MUHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA !!!
"I would like you to do us a favor, *though."* (7:32)
Senate minority McCarthy's reaction on hearing that was “You just added another word.”
“No,” Pelley replied, “it’s in the White House transcript.”
Trump “where is evidence”
Trump associates “where’s the evidence”
Everyone “don’t get us started”
The transcript, he literally said it out loud if you haven't read it yet, he then literally said he'd do it with China on the television it was like when he said the Mueller report he said in an interview after, he doesn't mind voter interference
Also these people are people who worked with him and are high ranking officials in your country not random nutters
Plus his attacking all the witnesses and refusing to show up
Hearsay
Everything I've heard so far are first-hand accounts. The phone transcript alone is damning. Seriously, if that's the defence or Trump, it's pretty pathetic. You would think a man who's an intelligent master of negotiations would have a clue that if he wanted to push an agenda through government, he should swallow his pride, absorb the reality that he's in office, not care about his opponent's personal lives and stay the f* off Twitter. But no, he's clearly shockingly incompetent.
@@bornkinggamer3347 your fucking kidding right?.... ummm the transcript he released, christ read a fucking report before you say something so dumb
@@kamakuzi dumbass
Trump Vodka is an excellent metaphor for absolutely everything that is Trump: well hooch being sold as top-shelf.
Actually they look like alien characters from the first Men in Black.
checho 1 ....Mug shot .men!
Greetings human, take me to the nearest snack bar with babies.
It’s incredible how people have Put their lives work, their families, there reputations, just to help this president but yet look at where they’re at , most of them going to jail, most of them have been fired by Trump, and so many more are going down for this man I don’t understand it why are these people so blind to see the disgrace that this president is showing the world that America is not what it was before , A country where people can come and make a life for themselves and their families not to worry ,to be free have a right to be whatever we want ,This president wants to take all that away talks about a Civil War talked about white only talks about women have no place in this world only one way in his satisfacción,He needs to get out