GTA V - BCTR - Beyond Insemination

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  • @maxgoss5653
    @maxgoss5653 10 років тому +604

    "Parents wont tell you the truth.. But a man with a beer in his hands will." Im dead lmao

  • @RubyRo5e
    @RubyRo5e 6 років тому +346

    “Anyway my boys serving overseas”
    “Ah, Marines!”
    “Nah”
    “Navy?”
    “No he’s serving his sentence overseas” 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheSwaggmister
    @TheSwaggmister 10 років тому +284

    No one else could've done this except Danny Mc Bride....

    • @DXRKSIDE
      @DXRKSIDE 4 роки тому +2

      The 2nd Best Chip Chipperson for sure

    • @gman987
      @gman987 2 роки тому +7

      Kenny Fuckin’ Powers!

    • @thestyffelife1808
      @thestyffelife1808 2 роки тому +7

      @@gman987 La Flama Blanca

    • @davidconlon7698
      @davidconlon7698 2 роки тому

      Agreed

    • @joeandjoe2
      @joeandjoe2 9 місяців тому

      It was his idea
      I'm not sure what you mean ?

  • @asininedonkey6735
    @asininedonkey6735 10 років тому +396

    Why isn't this segment longer? One of the best shows in all GTA.

    • @RexiLCS
      @RexiLCS 9 років тому +31

      I told you, Dwayne couldn't make it longer. He had to end it early. Don't accuse Dwayne of making his show look short. Look, I hope they add another Beyond Insemination.

    • @classicallyabbysfatmilkers9461
      @classicallyabbysfatmilkers9461 5 років тому +12

      @SHAZAM DC *Chakra Attack

    • @jacobviehauser6124
      @jacobviehauser6124 4 роки тому +1

      We need more Dwayne in my opinion I want more grumble grumble grumble

    • @homebody000
      @homebody000 Рік тому +4

      Is it weird that I prefer listening to this instead of the actual radio.

    • @TheJdmartinjax
      @TheJdmartinjax Рік тому

      one of? hehe how they accurately predicted 2023 in 2015 earl got jabbed and the kids got vaccine injured

  • @SSofIreland
    @SSofIreland 9 років тому +261

    "Him, I mean, not my wife. My wife can't get pregnant no more. Uterus is ravaged like the projects."
    I swear, one of these days I'm going to suffocate from laughing listening to GTA talk radio.

  • @Cosmicfury100
    @Cosmicfury100 7 років тому +80

    I wish they could afford to make new shows all the time. IT would be so nice to log onto GTA once a week or so and have new shows to listen to.

    • @bennybop5387
      @bennybop5387 Рік тому +3

      All the money they made/make off this game they could afford it lol.

    • @TheRealestEric
      @TheRealestEric 11 місяців тому +2

      There's no real reason they couldn't do it, tbh.

    • @AJRobbins-s6e
      @AJRobbins-s6e 3 години тому

      ​@@bennybop5387they sold their soul as a company long ago lol

  • @KianoUyMOOP
    @KianoUyMOOP 9 років тому +132

    I'm shaving my armpits so I'll be more aerodynamic in a fight.

  • @MrChickenspit
    @MrChickenspit 7 років тому +103

    Anyone else play this video while driving ?

    • @nicklynch216
      @nicklynch216 5 років тому +3

      That's funny, bc I was doing my resupply with this on loop

    • @Wolfgodmak
      @Wolfgodmak 5 років тому +3

      Whenever im out in Blaine County and bored asl

    • @thevarietychannel1017
      @thevarietychannel1017 11 місяців тому

      Try burning this to CD.

  • @HerbieGundersonTMRioCollector
    @HerbieGundersonTMRioCollector 8 років тому +146

    "I don't want to see your Johnson. We ain't friends!"Gawddamn Danny McBride, ya killing it!

    • @jamesmadsen2675
      @jamesmadsen2675 6 років тому

      Hey, would you happen to know the name of the artist who drew your pfp? It looks wonderful!

    • @notearsleft217
      @notearsleft217 5 років тому

      💀💀

  • @merkx403
    @merkx403 6 років тому +38

    Danny McBride is a legend and it is great that Rockstar added him as a voice actor. His character, Duane Earl in GTA V is awesome to listen to while driving through Blaine County. 👍😀.🇺🇸

  • @michaeltye2359
    @michaeltye2359 7 років тому +60

    'i have a disease, alcoholism, its a great disease' that part killed me

  • @KingOfKingz819
    @KingOfKingz819 10 років тому +79

    "Social Services said that may have had something to do with the lab my Mom and Dad had cooking up toilet cleaner, but I would disagree ferociously; I would even go as far as to challenge you to a knife fight. You wanna come with some shit like that and we will tie our wrists together and solve this in the time-honored way. That's my Momma you're speaking about! You take that back, you hear me?! That's my Momma! Get off the phone and get off my show. Disrespecting a man's Momma like that."
    Lmao pure gold

    • @cowboy4378
      @cowboy4378 4 роки тому +3

      She didn’t even go onto that topic

  • @SHADOWSofSODOM
    @SHADOWSofSODOM 7 років тому +81

    "She'll stand there cryin', and then she'll forgive me. We'll have another baby and then she'll make the breakfast."
    Too awesome.

  • @chriskanemeier
    @chriskanemeier 10 років тому +61

    A man with 5 four wheelers, 3 personal watercraft including a bass boat, a fine collection of weaponry, a fish tank as big as car in my bedroom, nothing but black sheets on my bed and a pull chain next to my mattress that summons a man servant to bring me another Lager Light.
    Lmao

  • @rileymiller4730
    @rileymiller4730 9 років тому +73

    "I don't want to see your Johnson WE AINT FRIENDS!"

  • @ITSMRZFG
    @ITSMRZFG 6 років тому +32

    I love how GTA V got Danny McBride, Big Boy, JB Smoove, Carla Delevingne & Pam Grier on the radio stations

  • @alexandergilles8583
    @alexandergilles8583 5 років тому +47

    7:18 that “goddammit” is the best part of the whole thing lmao

    • @derrionfry4251
      @derrionfry4251 5 років тому +6

      Alexander Gilles he was so disappointed

  • @ElectricBuckeye
    @ElectricBuckeye 8 років тому +99

    I DO NOT LIKE the animals that consider themselves "engineers".

  • @nothankyou4886
    @nothankyou4886 9 років тому +35

    Anyone else love how its just Kenny Power references?

    • @YTIsRanByFeds
      @YTIsRanByFeds 5 років тому +2

      No Thank you The soccer coach episode to 😂😂😂😂

  • @ZoeyTheSobble
    @ZoeyTheSobble 6 років тому +25

    "HOW I'M I SUPPOSED KNOW IF A COW IS IN HEAT?! THEY DON'T TALK, THEY JUST MOO!" I died.

  • @ern1982
    @ern1982 10 років тому +38

    "Lawyer?? That's fancy talk"

  • @2Guyz1Screen
    @2Guyz1Screen 4 роки тому +33

    5:27 "PRESS HER UNDER THE SURFACE OF THE FLUIDS"
    I remember the first time I heard him say that and I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the day.
    Escalated far too quickly.

    • @brilliantmindsproductionac6428
      @brilliantmindsproductionac6428 3 роки тому +1

      Me also as a matter of fact I was driving and ran my car in to a lake laughing so hard they had to give me a shot

    • @Mafiamo61286
      @Mafiamo61286 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

  • @saliv88
    @saliv88 7 років тому +21

    I love the little Eastbound & Down references.

  • @EyeShotFirst
    @EyeShotFirst 10 років тому +149

    Chakra attack was 30 minutes. Why couldn't Beyond Insemination be on for as long?

    • @RexiLCS
      @RexiLCS 9 років тому +27

      Because Dwayne started running out of time.
      I hope they add another Beyond Insemination.

    • @BeesKneezs
      @BeesKneezs 9 років тому +9

      henry romero they did on PS4. :)

    • @RexiLCS
      @RexiLCS 9 років тому +1

      Killa Bee They never uploaded it.

    • @alwayssneezing7096
      @alwayssneezing7096 9 років тому

      Killa Bee and Xbox One

    • @RexiLCS
      @RexiLCS 9 років тому

      Alex A Was Duane Earl written before Beyond Insemination? He was the only character in GTA II.

  • @cranjismcbasketball1638
    @cranjismcbasketball1638 7 років тому +31

    I was a 5th grade soccer coach once, DO NOT ASK! 😂😂😂

  • @aRaskyl
    @aRaskyl 8 років тому +32

    I love the music in this game but I think this and LS Talk Radio are the best stations.

  • @kleptooohhyena
    @kleptooohhyena 10 років тому +23

    "Nobody likes a whistler, creepy bastards"
    So true.

  • @ballaaugxx5824
    @ballaaugxx5824 9 років тому +16

    YOU TAKE THAT BACK THATS MY MOMMA, THATS MY MOM, YOU GET OFF MY PHONE AND MY SHOW..

  • @25jessieg
    @25jessieg 3 роки тому +8

    People talk about the good music in GTA 5....this here is the best radio in the game.

  • @thesadprepper3722
    @thesadprepper3722 8 років тому +27

    This radio station is funny as hell 😂

  • @lucasyoung1165
    @lucasyoung1165 10 років тому +18

    ''That's My Momma! Get off my phone and get off my show!''

  • @OldWorldPhoenix
    @OldWorldPhoenix 10 років тому +27

    I was like "I'll be damned that sounds like Danny McBride."

  • @rustyshakleford7949
    @rustyshakleford7949 9 років тому +17

    Pure comedic gold! Danny was perfect for this!

  • @OmGThisIsNuckingFuts
    @OmGThisIsNuckingFuts 10 років тому +17

    i love how he says ciiiity boys at 2:30

  • @MrSoup-zs4rd
    @MrSoup-zs4rd 9 років тому +34

    I want more BCR Community hour and Beyond Insemination, fuck bless your heart, I want to hear about demon memory foam and aliens and how to skin a cow with a beer glass sorta shit

    • @technologyproductions-ye3px
      @technologyproductions-ye3px 8 років тому +5

      John Campbell bless your heart isn't that bad

    • @dink3461
      @dink3461 7 років тому +2

      technology productions 2017 its kinda boring. It's pretty much just a mothers club about Blaine county

    • @Lucrativecris
      @Lucrativecris 7 років тому

      John Campbell i agree dude i like rons show

    • @tedthecommenter5364
      @tedthecommenter5364 7 років тому

      YOU WANNA COME SHIT LIKE THAT WE WILL TIE OUR WRISTS TOGETHER AND SETTLE THIS IN A TIME HONORED WAY

    • @huntingfishingalaska2572
      @huntingfishingalaska2572 6 років тому

      Mr. Soup Danny mc bride voices Duane earl

  • @cky9301
    @cky9301 10 років тому +8

    The best radio station ever.

  • @mentvltrillness
    @mentvltrillness Рік тому +3

    There was a time when we didn't know who the real dj of this radio show was. His name is Danny McBride, and he's one of the best comedians out there right now.

  • @CrazyCracka831
    @CrazyCracka831 9 років тому +28

    Yea keep going, tell me about that dirty hefer. God damnit. Lol

  • @joelmondragon36
    @joelmondragon36 3 роки тому +5

    2021...never gets old.

  • @jaygrey08_33
    @jaygrey08_33 8 років тому +10

    Don't you die on me...DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!!

  • @bobnewhouse99
    @bobnewhouse99 Рік тому +3

    This entire thing is amazing, but the part about blowing the smoke through the toilet paper tube hits home and is hilarious.

  • @54snick
    @54snick 11 років тому +4

    This is the greatest talk show ever. If only he would do a show on Sirius radio!
    Almost as good as the Kenny Powers motivational tapes

  • @therebellion96
    @therebellion96 8 років тому +5

    This is great to listen to when playing RDR.

  • @ShowtimeLakeshow24
    @ShowtimeLakeshow24 8 років тому +22

    I would even go as far as to challenge you to a knife fight lmao

  • @Donoftheded
    @Donoftheded Рік тому +2

    A weekly Beyond Insemination Podcast would be very much appreciated Mr. McBride 💯

  • @flintcountytomarkarth786
    @flintcountytomarkarth786 9 років тому +8

    Wish there was more of this.

  • @ValasiRapeTor
    @ValasiRapeTor 5 років тому +9

    Danny McBride. What a Legend

  • @harryodonne1
    @harryodonne1 11 років тому +12

    Fantastic, McBride needs to continue this

  • @ViolentGenius
    @ViolentGenius 7 років тому +4

    This and West Coast radio are the best.

  • @Christhegoldenboy
    @Christhegoldenboy 9 років тому +3

    this and rons show are my favorite shows on BCR

    • @Ryan23H
      @Ryan23H 8 років тому +9

      +Christian Hartwell ur heart isnt blessed then

  • @FiLipiNoJezus
    @FiLipiNoJezus Рік тому +13

    Damn 9 years ago they were already sick of Gender fluidity 😂😂

  • @kaijudirector5336
    @kaijudirector5336 3 роки тому +2

    My guess in GTA VI: Cranley won the election, got mad with power, and briefly declared himself Supreme Ruler of San Andreas.

  • @jakelogan1463
    @jakelogan1463 6 років тому +6

    "How do i know if a female cow isnt a he? They dont talk they just moo!" *Little while later* "yea tell me about that dirty heffer"

  • @Killabear-en2xq
    @Killabear-en2xq 10 місяців тому +1

    They really couldn't choose somebody better than Danny Mcbride. What a W!

  • @cowboy4378
    @cowboy4378 4 роки тому +2

    THATS NATURE SON! YOU CANT FIGHT NATURE, but you can wrestle with it.

  • @bangnbounce
    @bangnbounce 11 років тому +28

    Kenny F'N Powers!

  • @ferminsainz5599
    @ferminsainz5599 5 років тому +3

    Who’s watching this in 2019 🤙🏼

  • @beastfromthemiddleeast2021
    @beastfromthemiddleeast2021 Рік тому +3

    I just released that this Danny McBride voice

  • @Jza-GZa40k
    @Jza-GZa40k 4 роки тому +2

    Danny Mcbride is so funny can’t believe he’s in it 😂

  • @zchiefz7606
    @zchiefz7606 Рік тому +2

    7:57 “It is hell on the other side of that party, but it is worth the ride.” This is comedy gold 😂

    • @PowerProductions199
      @PowerProductions199 6 місяців тому

      Why did I read this comment right as they said it lol

  • @LittleJo-
    @LittleJo- 4 роки тому +2

    "I will not sit in a cubicle, like a veal calf, while a woman shouts at me about makin' personal calls until I die"....😂

  • @lucasabdou7130
    @lucasabdou7130 6 місяців тому

    i enjoy hearing this funny radio talk while driving story mode or online 😂

  • @Redmist-se7ld
    @Redmist-se7ld 5 місяців тому +1

    Good to hear Kenny Powers in gta5 😂

  • @tavispergentile1334
    @tavispergentile1334 5 років тому +1

    Please Danny, if you see this, your personality and voice are needed on the radio

  • @FatMort
    @FatMort 8 років тому +16

    Kenny Fucking Powers..

  • @davemohale1973
    @davemohale1973 Рік тому +1

    "Inseminate me" is such a wild Sentence😭😭😭

  • @derrickanthony5000
    @derrickanthony5000 8 років тому +5

    THATS MY MAMA!

  • @MaxmadV8
    @MaxmadV8 7 років тому +2

    when I saw the new alien movie with Danny mcbrides. this is all I thought of! someone should put this into the movie it make it better

  • @emperortrevornorton3119
    @emperortrevornorton3119 2 роки тому

    Went from watching a episode of East Bound and Down to playing a few missions in GTA V now I want to hear the rest of the show I was listening to before I saved

  • @piriurwin9153
    @piriurwin9153 4 роки тому +1

    Parents won't tell you the truth but a man with a beer in his hand will

  • @michaelangelo4742
    @michaelangelo4742 3 роки тому +1

    “My friend your woman has already gone feral” LMAO

  • @nitrous69x65
    @nitrous69x65 3 роки тому

    I wish you could watch this on TV in GTA definitely the funniest show in GTA

  • @ruufiss9922
    @ruufiss9922 8 років тому +2

    i wish they named him kenny powers and it was actually the same character

  • @aPIMPnameMOS3S
    @aPIMPnameMOS3S 5 років тому

    Listened to this whole episode multiple times in the nascar races that and the cooking one.

  • @welshndebele3527
    @welshndebele3527 2 роки тому +4

    DWAYNE EARL HUGE FAN OF THE SHOW
    IM FROM SANDY SHORES....😂

  • @ToySouljah.
    @ToySouljah. 11 років тому +2

    Best talk radio in GTAV and not just because it's hosted by Danny McBride.

  • @Mafiamo61286
    @Mafiamo61286 6 місяців тому

    This is the best, most insightfull and god dam educational show a child need to listen to on repeat and he will be the best man living. Hell probably become ivar the boneless 😂😂😂

  • @derrionfry4251
    @derrionfry4251 5 років тому +1

    “ I challenge you to a knife fight you wanna come and talk some shit like that” 🤣🤣

  • @sparklinpuff4294
    @sparklinpuff4294 2 роки тому +1

    "press her under the surface of fluids" had me rolling

  • @derrionfry4251
    @derrionfry4251 5 років тому +2

    Press
    Her
    Under
    The surface
    Of
    The
    Fluids

  • @rkdq9434
    @rkdq9434 11 років тому

    Thanks for the upload! Every time I hear it in-game, I always hear the same bit. I'm glad I found this so I can hear the rest!

  • @rockstargree1062
    @rockstargree1062 7 місяців тому +1

    If you are here in 2024, you built different..

  • @baileyhunt2799
    @baileyhunt2799 4 роки тому +2

    "No amigo, it is infact crappy as crappy could be. Like i said avoid lawyers at all costs."

  • @JiggyMcCue
    @JiggyMcCue 8 років тому +4

    Ghost definitely inspired this right? No one ever talks about it

  • @shawngentry132
    @shawngentry132 5 років тому

    Daniel McBride needs to have his own radio station

  • @gregorioestangui1642
    @gregorioestangui1642 7 років тому +4

    Anyone know what song he is referring to when he says assault rock?

  • @crowman1012
    @crowman1012 7 років тому +1

    From kung-fo to martial arts to, fuckin' throwin' stars

  • @mobworksofficial
    @mobworksofficial 6 років тому +3

    What's concerning is how many people don't realize this is satire lol. Like people are listening to this cracking open beers thinking to themselves, "Fuck yeah. Kenny Powers making some good points."

  • @Andy-rp9bp
    @Andy-rp9bp 10 років тому +10

    Duane is my favorite radio host of all time...second is Lazlow...

    • @RexiLCS
      @RexiLCS 9 років тому

      Peter Daniels Duane was created after Lazlo Jones. He was written before Duane. He came before Luke Johnson. Reed Tucker was written after Luke Johnson. In GTA 3, Lazlo hosted Chatterbox FM. Duane hosted Skydiving 5.8. Luke Johnson was written after Reed Tucker. ✔✖💵💵💵💵💵

  • @theatom7264
    @theatom7264 11 років тому +6

    Nobody tells the truth like a man with a beer in his hand lol

  • @KDogg_96
    @KDogg_96 7 років тому

    I like this one better because it keeps going when I get out the car.

  • @dakth7434
    @dakth7434 6 років тому

    Years later i just figured it out that it is danny mcbride haha

  • @henrysmith7276
    @henrysmith7276 2 роки тому

    Kenny Powers has returned!

  • @Skankhunt42....
    @Skankhunt42.... 3 роки тому

    Lol I was just re-watching Eastbound and Down and hadda come here. This is basically like listening to the Kenny Powers audiobook you hear in the show haha. I wish he'd just called himself Kenny Powers on the radio show haha. Can't be copyright infringement on a name and voice alone, plus they coulda just never mentioned THAT Kenny Powers. This is a different Kenny Powers ;) lol

  • @kennyliverpool8842
    @kennyliverpool8842 Рік тому +2

    Get Theo Von on this show for GTA 6

  • @WannabeAGYEEHEE
    @WannabeAGYEEHEE 7 місяців тому

    anyone else catch the "we didnt get to this weeks romantic interlude with big duane" reference

    • @WannabeAGYEEHEE
      @WannabeAGYEEHEE 7 місяців тому

      romantic moments with big wayne were the best

  • @homebody000
    @homebody000 Рік тому +4

    I do agree with Duane Earl on the Gender Fluidity. Men is Men and Women is Women. Your born a Man and born a Woman. Not all this Trans nonsense and all the other LGBT crap.

    • @Skye2993
      @Skye2993 9 місяців тому

      Damn right, LGBT trying to confuse the youth with their delusional and insanity of fantasies.

    • @WannabeAGYEEHEE
      @WannabeAGYEEHEE 7 місяців тому

      LGB is fine... The T just attached themselves... being LG or B has nothing to do with being T... its the t agenda thats the problem

    • @sovietfirestorm9086-archived-
      @sovietfirestorm9086-archived- 5 місяців тому

      @@WannabeAGYEEHEEoooook buddy, theyre just joking 😭 same with the radio show just being a mockery

  • @elliott1761
    @elliott1761 2 роки тому +3

    Some assault rock my g

    • @zeeweed3666
      @zeeweed3666 2 роки тому

      I agree big man

    • @zeeweed3666
      @zeeweed3666 2 роки тому

      The parents won't tell the truth but a man with a beet in his hand will

    • @zeeweed3666
      @zeeweed3666 2 роки тому

      My g I'm taking a shit play the batman

    • @zeeweed3666
      @zeeweed3666 2 роки тому

      My g taking a shit calling all Jan Michael Vincent's

    • @zeeweed3666
      @zeeweed3666 2 роки тому

      My g probably be another 2 months before you see this

  • @demanotoriouslifeend
    @demanotoriouslifeend Рік тому

    Dont have to worry about a kid from the projects showing off 🤣

  • @notearsleft217
    @notearsleft217 5 років тому

    I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR JOHNSON. WE AINT FREINDS!