The full verion of Chakra Attack ( WCTR ) on GTA V. Ooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm. Talk radio's always have been a favorite of mine just to chill out, listen to and laugh my ass off.
Go down the street in the desert where the epsilon trailers are when you half way through the game and ray deangelo's dad escaping from prison will flag you down dont stop he'll punch you and car jack you if you micheal...to be fair dont know if its his dad really but the voice sound the same
Chakra Attack is my absolute favorite segment of WCTR due to how extremely hyperactive Dr. Ray De Angelo Harris sounds and and equally mellow Nurse Cheryl Fawkes sounds. It's like the former is high on Speed and the latter is high on Weed.
"Have you fallen down a well brother? I will pull you out and we can drink up that water together even though you have most likely polluted the ground water" shit gets me every time!! xD
MY CHAKRA IS FLOWING DEEP WITH THIS SHIT! THIS SHOW IS LIKE A RADIOACTIVE CHAKRA-ATOMBOMB! BOOOOOM!! IF YOU UNDERSTAND ME! OOOHHHHMMMM.... I was being at sealife, swimming and communicating with the dolphins, when I heard this show on the radio... And suddenly EVERYTHING THEY SAID MADE SENSE! NOW I'M LIKE ... LIKE A SUPER-CHAKRA-JIN RUNNING ON THE COCONUT WATER! I LOVE THIS SHOW! BIG FAN!
*Sniff* "They gon take you up there and they gon do it to ya. They gon do it to ya *Good*. They gon do it ya wit their, wit their wit wit wit wit their Alien... PRONG"
When one becomes two, problems *can arise.* I am very clear about that in my book. Cheryl, what's the name of my GODDAMN BOOK? When One Becomes Two, Problems Can Arise - a study in duality by Dr. Ray De Angelo Harris
I can say, " Dad, I made you a sweater. And it won't fit well", but he will wear it proudly. And if any man challenges him, he will say, "I ain't no sissy. I ain't no damn sissy. My son made me this for me and he is Dr Ray Deangelo Harris, host of Chakara Attack."
8:11 Dr. Ray: WOODODOODO WOODODOODO WOODODOODO WOODODOODO WOODODOODO WOODODOODO WOODODOODO... while the men is fighting the aliens, the woman are in the corner crying... Cheryl: That’s not really fair... but... Dr. Ray: It’s not fair. But that’s what happens in the movies, that’s exactly what happens... You hide in the corner... or you try to run... an you trip. Right? Cheryl: Okay... Dr. Ray: Not black woman... but white woman do trip a lot... I’m sorry... I LAUGH EVERY GOD DAMN TIME I HEAR THIS ON THE RADIO XD
"Imagine your soul is a bazooka, BOOOOOOM!! Or a balloon set free by an innocent child, and the camera pans up as it soars into the heavens and a swirl of music plays, then it floats back down to earth and a turtle eats it and suffers internal haemorrhage and dies, you have killed.that.turle. You sending the wrong message!! Dont set things free that are gonna kill other things!!" 😂😂😂😂😂
I downloaded this and chattersphere+The Lazlo Show and I listen to it almost everyday in my truck driving to and from work and I pretend it's the real radio 😂🤷🏼♂️
If this were a real show, I would listen every single day.
Me to
Fan Dango CAN SOMEONE MAKE A KICKSTARTER TO GET THIS TO BE A REAL SHOW
Same here
it gets old really quick tbh
Fan Dango feminists would shut it down
Not enough Ray and Cheryl. The show is absolutely brilliant. I sometime have to stop my killing spree to sit and listen to brother Ray
and while I was eating I ummmmmm'd and cried
XD when he says ohm I go ohmmmmm I take it so seriously XD and I always stop my car in an alleyway to listen to it XD
This needs to become a series. 2 episodes just isn't enough for me to get spiritual to. Ummmmmmmmmmm
JT Michaelson sometimes he can just motivated you to kill that last cop or blow up that block
Amen!!!
I wish this was a real everyday radioprogram..
Maestro it is if you want it to.
Alex Jones
ooooooooommmmmmm
Maestro same
@CockStirredMartini plus the tin foil hat bigot alex Jones runs on shortwave
I would actually listen to the radio if this is what I had
Rockstar needs to have a Ray DeAngelo Harris DLC mission
They should have the fernando show and chakra attack missions
+Kick OfTragedy omfg I love fernando show too! Chattesphere is shit
Yes
Go down the street in the desert where the epsilon trailers are when you half way through the game and ray deangelo's dad escaping from prison will flag you down dont stop he'll punch you and car jack you if you micheal...to be fair dont know if its his dad really but the voice sound the same
Excuse me, it's DOCTOR Ray DeAngelo Harris to you!
"I call you FATTTT because I love you" LMAO
And that's why I lost my chakra on Cheryl cause she is my sister lol
that my friend is duality.
Every Chakara Attack is pure genius
ExtremeVenom ommmmmmmmmm i love that bit best part in chakara attack
ExtremeVenom CAN SOMEONE MAKE A KICKSTARTER TO GET THIS TO BE A REAL SHOW
Are you afraid of the dark?
Chakra Attack is my absolute favorite segment of WCTR due to how extremely hyperactive Dr. Ray De Angelo Harris sounds and and equally mellow Nurse Cheryl Fawkes sounds. It's like the former is high on Speed and the latter is high on Weed.
Cheryl: Isn't that a GPS?
Dr. Ray: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, your thinking about navigation
???😂😂
he's talking about compasses and how they go north, east, south, west and a compass that tells you STREET SHIT. AND REAL SHIT.
😂😂😂😂😂
"DEFY GRAVITY RIGHT NOW!"
i said RISE! OFF THE GROUND!!!
Ohmmmmmmmmmmm
Timestamp?
@@lordrevilo7935starts at 7:25
"DAD, I MADE YOU A SWEATER! AND IT WON'T FIT WELL, BUT HE WILL WEAR IT PROUDLY!"
23thical4myHTTV I just called to tell you that you're an embarrassment boy!!
gregory vega oh my God, Dr ray deangelo Harris is about to cry live on the air lmao
"I AIN'T NO SISSY"
@@EddJones25 "I AIN'T NO DAMN SISSY"
@CatsnBeats_Keru "HOST OF CHAKRA ATTACK! WHO ARE YOU SCREWING WITH?!?"
THERE IS NO OXYGEN IN THE HEAVENS!!
DON'T SET THINGS FREE THAT ARE GONNA KILL OTHER THINGS!!
@@nave7537 lmao
5:33-5:52 never fails to make me laugh. "THEY'RE EATIN' THE SHIT!!"
same here :)
The way he screams is hilarious xd
That’s the one I always go to for a good laugh
This is so funny and entertaining. Who ever thought I would listen to a talk Radio on GTA? Hummmmmmm
Hassan Haq ommmmmm to that
Gotta admit this is hilarious
Prince Vegeta "we bringin wester street knowledge and easter spirituality in a unified approach to contemporary integration"
I listen to this every time I play GTA
X2
Cheryl has a nice voice
I wish JB Smoove and Annie Lederman could turn this into a podcast with weekly episodes
"DOLPHINS! Mwewewewe MEwewewe Mwewewewe"
He actually makes some really good points. Stuff to live by.
Even thru all the bullshit he actually does
"Have you fallen down a well brother? I will pull you out and we can drink up that water together even though you have most likely polluted the ground water" shit gets me every time!! xD
"...are they eating the butter?"
"THEY EATIN' THE SHIT! WHATCHU THINK THEY EATING?"
i wish this was a real show because if u aint laughin u need a hug
Gangsta style blop blop blop blop blop
Nobody else get both a little bit of asmr and comedy out of this or it's just me?
Definitely a bit of asmr
Fell asleep to this on lunch at work yesterday sp yeah
I would LOVE to listen to more of this, i really wanna hear more of Dr. Ray and Nurse Cheryl.
You call every dam week runnin yo phone bill up talking dat buuuulshit. XD
13:45
"Guy was a FOO!!!"
WCTR is the best radio channel in GTA. No debate
ohhmmmmmmmm......... DAMMIT dr ray your not oming with me!😆
I feel your pain brother... we are all one but some of us are also two.. and THAT's THAT!! BYE NOW
@@masaudalhassan1101 Cheryl keep that freak off my god damn show
I love how Dr. Ray is just yelling the whole time. Lmao.
Does anyone else just turn this on for background noise. I swear I know every word to this lol
Cheryl..whats the name of the goddamn book?!
You crush her sternum Lol
Crush her damn sternum
you crush her ribcage
"Thats the circle of life that leads TO DEATH!!!!"
Listening to this was the most fun i’ve had on gta 5
Explodin' genitals?!, DAMN!
If JB SMOOVE isn’t back for GTA6 we RIOT.
WHAT I JUST SAY?!
law-of11K-hours ooooommm
WHAT I JUST SAY ONE MORE TIME!
Dad!!! I made you a sweater
lol they shoulda made a tv show with this fool in the game
Radio shows need to be like Chakra attack in real life.
you givin it to her, and you takin it away
be cleansed one be cleansed ALL
Out of anything else to listen to, I would listen to this all the time.
Cheryl: * annoyed Ommmm *
“I know the answer is no because”
“BECAUSE YOU’RE BATSHIT CRAZY NUTCASE”
This line will always make me laugh😂😂😂
BLIND
CRIPPLED
AND CRAZY
ALL ABOOOOOOOOOOOARD!!!!!!!!!!!
When my day has gone to sh*t, this show never fails to cheer me up 🤣🤣
Fucking hilarious. My favourite show on GTA V's radio channels.
If this was all I would hear on my car radio, I would stay in my car for a loooooong time
This is my favourite radio station in the game. Its freaking hilarious
When you think he’s said the funniest thing ever he claps back with another one 10 seconds later
ommmm.... BANG BANG BANG!!
Leon finally moved out of Larry’s house and became a doctor.
"You know you don't know who your dad is" 😂😂 lmao love this show
8:11
"HoodoodoodooDoodoodoodooDoodoodoodoo"
Y'all out there what did I say? I said aummmm...
BANG BANG BANG!
19:00 he’s gonna be in for a shock when he gets out and gta6 still ain’t released
MY CHAKRA IS FLOWING DEEP WITH THIS SHIT! THIS SHOW IS LIKE A RADIOACTIVE CHAKRA-ATOMBOMB! BOOOOOM!!
IF YOU UNDERSTAND ME! OOOHHHHMMMM....
I was being at sealife, swimming and communicating with the dolphins, when I heard this show on the radio...
And suddenly EVERYTHING THEY SAID MADE SENSE!
NOW I'M LIKE ... LIKE A SUPER-CHAKRA-JIN RUNNING ON THE COCONUT WATER!
I LOVE THIS SHOW! BIG FAN!
and yet Adult Swim have to recognize this gold piece
DON’T YOU GO DISRESPECTING COCONUT WATER🤬🤬
Dr Ray: Ya ass. It comes from ya ass Cheryl.
Cheryl: ya ass.
*Sniff* "They gon take you up there and they gon do it to ya. They gon do it to ya *Good*. They gon do it ya wit their, wit their wit wit wit wit their Alien... PRONG"
22:12 personal timestamp
he went on a spiritual journey to Wales
Im a yogi woman!
How is this the funniest fucking thing to exist
BOOOOM!......Feathers everywhere!
Man so funny and I love his voice
You pumping the love into them, but you choking the life out of them 😂😂😂
100k views is from me alone 🤣
Ants in your Pants sends me all the time
I listen to this all day and all night when my Internet is out
I wanna see you rise infront of all these people on the radio, I wanna see you RISE of the ground!!!!
13:30 lmaooooo I’m weak
That howl kills me Everytime
When you put sense and nonsense together what the hell do you got? You got BULLSHIT goin on in yo mind lmfaooo that shit gets me every time 5:15
My fiance was trying to evade the police and crashed into a light pole from laughing so hard when he heard this lol
Dr Ray Deangelo Harris: Bimbo Himbo and Dumbo
Me: What's about Wambo?
Whoever wrote this is a fucking genius
so much ridiculously over-the-top content from one show.
We need him in GTA 6...OHHHHMMMMMMMM
TheRobD4200 he needs to be in everything rockstar games!!
Charlie Murphy died
I LOVE when the people who call him or the ideas hes discussing get him triggered and he has to Ohhhhmmmmm himself back down 😂😂😂😂
@@rodney8529 lol. J B Smoove, not Charlie Murphy
yeah oh shit I didnt even know this happened. (Charlie Murphy dying)
"THAT GODDAMN ALIENS GONNA COME THROUGH THAT CEILING, AND WHOOP SOME HUMAN AAAASSSSS!!!! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo... "
Joshua Whiteley They should have put that sound clip on the alien: isolation trailer
Happy Loyal Soldier haha XD
Happy Loyal Soldier man i just laughed my ass off over that one. great.
One of the beat parts XD
Anthony Viquez You said it XD
This is the single greatest thing Grand Theft Auto has ever produced.
Yes, it tops Pressing Issues. By miles!
Idk I get a kick out of listening to Danny Mcbride on Blaine County radio
Nope
I am calm, but I'm also angry. That is a duality!
When one becomes two, problems *can arise.* I am very clear about that in my book. Cheryl, what's the name of my GODDAMN BOOK?
When One Becomes Two, Problems Can Arise - a study in duality by Dr. Ray De Angelo Harris
14:06
"Cheryl....what's the name of the GOD DAMN BOOK?"
I love this man.
It's like a big compass..that has everything in it.
@@gilla6663 A karma compass.
When One Becomes Two, Problems CAN Arise - A Study In Duality by Dr. Ray Deangelo Harris
what I just say? what I just say?
What’s the time stamp?
I chose this program over music many times hahaha
Edit: Thanks for the "likes"!
All the time with me xD
I do when ever I can
Always me I love this
Every time I play a new GTA game I search for the talk stations first
Same here when i see this on the radio im like hell yea gotta clense my chakra
"And you gon' have ants in yo pants..."
"Are they eating the butter?"
"THEY EATING THE SHIT! WHAT YOU THINK THEY EATING?"
"ANTS EAT YO SHIT BECAUSE YOU DONE ATE THAT DAMN PEANUT BUTTER AND ICECREAM!"
Doctor: I MAKE SEEEEEX WITH TWO WOMEN! AT THE SEIME TAEEEEEEME!!
Cheryl: You were drunk...
Doctors: DRANK LAKA MODEFUCKER!
5:27
Every time Rockstar updates GTA 5, they should add a new talk show, or another version of Chakra Attack, The Fernando Show or Chattersphere
Joshua Whiteley CAN SOMEONE MAKE A KICKSTARTER TO GET THIS TO BE A REAL SHOW
+Erebus Official that will be absolutely worth my few euros
And more Fame or Shame episodes
Joshua Whiteley also BEYOND INSEMINATION(I like that one too)
@@AreEnTee the evolution of laslow is through as all the gta games is something to behold
18:20 "Listen, I'm in here for a real bullshit charge. Triple homicide. Total accident but they deserved it. Anyway.." lmao!
I can say, " Dad, I made you a sweater. And it won't fit well", but he will wear it proudly. And if any man challenges him, he will say, "I ain't no sissy. I ain't no damn sissy. My son made me this for me and he is Dr Ray Deangelo Harris, host of Chakara Attack."
"WHO ARE YOU SCREWIN WITH?!"
"Hey man are you gonna get to my question ?"
Oh sorry my brother i went to deep like 6 feet under that time
I shoved the phone up my ass and smuggled it from Jim Pop just so I can call your show.
Sheryl: Ohhhhh, that is very touching
@@imaginedragons5849 I think he said gen. pop. which is general population of a prison. So not the special units or solitary :)
I CANT GET AROUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 IF IM THINKIN ABOUT THE STAIN THAT MAN LEFT ON MY WOMAN!!!!
YOU HAVE STAINED ME !
Ray: what am I thinking about, Cheryl?
Cheryl: the stain that--
Ray: THAT'S.. what I'm thinking about
😂😂😂😂😂
Cheryl has a voice that does things to me.
She sounds hot
Avenged To Mars awwww, look - a little dyslexic parrot.
soundslave CAN SOMEONE MAKE A KICKSTARTER TO GET THIS TO BE A REAL SHOW
+ozz fan agree
lol fr
what did i just say cheryl! cheryl:ommmmmmmmmm
what did i just say!!!
cheryl:ommmmmmmmmm
CHERYL WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!
Cheryl:OMMMMMMMMMM
😂😂😂
xD
lol this guy is so hilarious yooo lol.
OMMMMMMM
Anthony 10362 That was my favorite part 😭😂
BANG BANG BANG
"Have we ommmed yet, Cheryl? Have we ommmmmed?!"
8:11
Dr. Ray: WOODODOODO WOODODOODO WOODODOODO WOODODOODO WOODODOODO WOODODOODO WOODODOODO... while the men is fighting the aliens, the woman are in the corner crying...
Cheryl: That’s not really fair... but...
Dr. Ray: It’s not fair. But that’s what happens in the movies, that’s exactly what happens...
You hide in the corner... or you try to run... an you trip. Right?
Cheryl: Okay...
Dr. Ray: Not black woman... but white woman do trip a lot... I’m sorry...
I LAUGH EVERY GOD DAMN TIME I HEAR THIS ON THE RADIO XD
"Imagine your soul is a bazooka, BOOOOOOM!! Or a balloon set free by an innocent child, and the camera pans up as it soars into the heavens and a swirl of music plays, then it floats back down to earth and a turtle eats it and suffers internal haemorrhage and dies, you have killed.that.turle. You sending the wrong message!! Dont set things free that are gonna kill other things!!" 😂😂😂😂😂
"Do you enjoy every bit of it cheryl?" "I enjoy most of it, yeah" lmfaoo
I downloaded this and chattersphere+The Lazlo Show and I listen to it almost everyday in my truck driving to and from work and I pretend it's the real radio 😂🤷🏼♂️
That's hilarious tho!
"HIT ME WITH THAT RAIN STICK!!!"
how is hitting you with a rainstick gonna help?
"I'M A PINATA! *I'M NOT A PINATA!* YOU FEEL ME?!"
not this again why are you so obsessed with pinatas
Chakra Attack is the first time I've ever had to pull my car over in a video game from laughing so hard.
"SHUT YO MOUTH! THATS PUBLIC RADIO YOU TALKIN ABOUT!"