See, it was the things like this that Rockstar did to go above and beyond. There was absolutely no need for these, but they did them anyway. I respect that.
I wonder if the game was so successful if not things like these. I think GTA's radio was one main things behind GTA's success because it gave this game a specific theme, it's thanks to Lazlow that is behind all the radios.
Laslow is the rebel rouser hell raiser in chief! That’s right! He's the master in chief! And there is definitely a need for these commercials to give the players a feel for what was cool in the 80's! You gotta “Complete the Look”, ditch the arcades for “The Degenatron”, buy a fuel injected Maibatsu or an American Car that represents gross symbols of excess!
@@BITCOIlN The radio banter in all GTAs is written by lead writer Dan Houser and teh awesome Lazlo Jones. Fantastic work. In my opinion GTA IV has the funniest ads and GTA Vice City Stories the best DJ patter.
"I was unfortunate enough to be found with 15 kilo's in my spare tire, I was so mad at the auto repair company that sold me that tire" There are so many hilarious lines in these commercials, pure gold !
are there the scripts or dialogues of the radios . commercials and talk radios??? do you know?? i like to learn english with that kkkkkkk i search but i didnt find.
I love how the Complete the Look commercial is different depending on the station: 1- Espantoso 2- Wave 103 3- Emotion 98.3 4- Flash FM 5- K-Chat 6- Wildstyle 7- V-Rock
are there the scripts or dialogues of the radios . commercials and talk radios??? do you know?? i like to learn english with that kkkkkkk i search but i didnt find.
For those that are curious about calling those phone numbers in real life, I did this back in 2003, they were toll-free numbers since I did this through a public phone. When you called those numbers, they would only replay the ads. Good times... :')
"Knife After Dark" Rated R For..Retarted lol i love that one haha ahh man brings back memories listening to the 80s on ma ps2 just chillin cruisin around vice city listening to flash fm or wave 103. I never really listened to k'chat cuz all the talkin u kno but now i can on youtube haha
3:02 Oh man, I remember that one. Me and my friend were like 8 years old when the game came out. We hated that commercial so much that we always destroyed the car if that commercial started playing. :D
21:10 Think your way to success - 1st course: Think Hold that thought Complete - THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol ), 2nd course: Learn Start Doing - LSD, 3rd course:Motivate Demonstrate Motivate Again -MDMA. THC, LSD and MDMA will help you to think your way to success!
Brilliant. I've not heard these in nearly 20 years and I still recognised all of them ..and knew alot of the words....says alot about my life 20 years ago! Been a long time since I've owned any games. Oh how my life has changed 🤣.
Woman: What's this I found under your bed? The only Engels you're going to be reading is Laura Ingalls Wilder. Man: If you think your child might be a red? Here are some warning signs: They read complicated literature and have concern for their fellow man. They even like to share. Tell your kids that if someone approaches them with pamphlets about recycling, an invitation to a labour rally or show any doubts about the fairness of our system then they should find a teacher or a policeman immediately.
I've been thinking my way to success since the day this game hit the streets but haven't been able to make it past the step known simply as think, hold that thought, complete.
GTA video games focus too much on realism these days so they have forgot that really funny, over-the-top parody humor. GTA SA was the last game with it.
Mike...I can't feed the kids...and the rents due....Mike: whoa bitch settle it down..you saying this ain't the greatest country in the world ? Lady: I .I Mike : hold up everyone everyone USA..USA...USA
Complete the look series is the best! I searched through just to hear; “wow you look like a psycho” But laughed so hard hearing “wow you look ambiguous” in complete the look 4😂😂😂 I only ever played GTA just to hear the radio stations😄
This is missing my favorite. The one where they say "If you are listening to this station and haven't donated then you are stealing!" "That's right, you maw come down here and throw a brick through our window". That commercial always made me laugh so hard.
Yeah thats from the VCPR station. While it does happen in the "commercial breaks", those audio clips weren't in the same directory as these main ones. Here it is though - ua-cam.com/video/Y4COtcbubGk/v-deo.html
33:43 I just noticed the music in the backgroud of Pit Bomb ad sounds exactly like one of the K-DST jingles from GTA San Andreas - "Classic rock the way it was meant to be enjoyed... On dust".
![Grand Theft Auto: Vice City - K-Chat - [PC]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FMK-9lee2bs/mqdefault.jpg)
"Tim, they've got your wife!"
"But I'm not married!"
"You are now..... to AMERICA!"
That's what John McClane should have said.
JohnACorp782 That's your opinion.
JohnACorp782 Well, i figured if you're gonna be a whiny bitch, i might as well play along.
JohnACorp782 You're on the internet too, bitch. What makes you the exception?
Rambo redux!
See, it was the things like this that Rockstar did to go above and beyond. There was absolutely no need for these, but they did them anyway. I respect that.
I wonder if the game was so successful if not things like these. I think GTA's radio was one main things behind GTA's success because it gave this game a specific theme, it's thanks to Lazlow that is behind all the radios.
Psychol who's laslow
Laslow is the rebel rouser hell raiser in chief! That’s right! He's the master in chief! And there is definitely a need for these commercials to give the players a feel for what was cool in the 80's! You gotta “Complete the Look”, ditch the arcades for “The Degenatron”, buy a fuel injected Maibatsu or an American Car that represents gross symbols of excess!
@@BITCOIlN The radio banter in all GTAs is written by lead writer Dan Houser and teh awesome Lazlo Jones. Fantastic work. In my opinion GTA IV has the funniest ads and GTA Vice City Stories the best DJ patter.
@@skierpage Between Lazlo and Fernando Martinez I was laughing a whole lot while playing both Vice City and San Andreas.
i miss this game...they nailed the 80s vibe
I still have hope that they'll remake it!
they nailed everything about Vice City
@@finallywoken13 I got some good news for ya they did it on with GTA 3 and San Andreas recently
@@lunakitty1990 awww thank you!! This is fantastic news! I appreciate it! 🤟🏻
i am sure you dont think same when you saw remake version
"I look 12 but I'm a 42 year old investment banker!"
Edward Finley I wanna go out and get laid!!!
Yeah, and I'm Santa Claus, now tidey your room.
@@GKafkias85 Asshole
6 years later in San Andreas
ua-cam.com/video/3bTm2Um0cjM/v-deo.html
😂
"I was SO mad when that auto repair shop sold me that spare tire with 15 kilos of cocaine in it'.... classic
You should lay off that rusty browns great donuts
1-866-9-SHADY
Which commercial on this list says that?
That might have worked in Florida during the 80's.
@@MrWillyWonka He's referring to 3:44 onwards - second testimonial. The quote isn't correct though.
"I was unfortunate enough to be found with 15 kilo's in my spare tire, I was so mad at the auto repair company that sold me that tire" There are so many hilarious lines in these commercials, pure gold !
"What happened to my wife on that percarious cliff"
I like the commercial when the kid says “nobody wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories” that always cracks me up
"That's reeeed", lmfao
GTA has the best fake commercials ever!
Oh you don't say lol hahaha
Proposition 208
@Tom Tucker the real world needs commercials like this
Hell, they used to! That’s why we’re still looking them up
AGREED!
Me : starts playing vice city
The radio : *_wawawawa_*
We interrupt this broadcast...
I love that one
These commercials are even more hilarious listening to them years later lol
Fun fact: GTA VC was released closer to 1986 than today.
True. It's crazy. 😱 1986 to 2002= 16 years. 2002 to 2023= 21 years.
Shut your mouth! I'm not that old! 😭😭
"Why hello there, Danny-- I didn't know it was hockey season!"
"Can I borrow a knife?"
Rated R for Retarded
Jason voorhees reference
"Rated PG for Patriotic Garbage!" Brilliant!
Rated R for Retarded
@@felipekretschmera.5812 you are talking about wrestling right?
Call Pastor Richards here!
186-69-7283-63
186-69-SAVE-ME
@Anakin Skywalker hey can i borrow a knife
It means is Rated PG-13 FOR Parental Guide under 13
Miss the days driving around just listening to the hilarious commercials. Just brilliant skits. These early GTA's were so GOLD.
Whoever wrote these ads is a genius.
Love the ones for 'domesti-bot' and computer console 'Degenetron'
Lazlow Jones
I've played Vice City so much and there's still commercials I've never heard.
5:11
"Hell, at steering time, we'll work grandpa so hard he'll wish he was dead."
Farewell ranch is one of the best ones. HAHA "Git up ya'll "
Nightly funerals XD
"The Maibatsu Thunder. Fuel-injected."
Sexy lady: "Inject me!"
I love that!
GTA is the home of the double entendre, whether it's the commercials or the talk shows.
that Giggle Cream jingle still gets stuck in my head
WA WAA WA WAAAA WA THATS THE SOUND I LOVE
are there the scripts or dialogues of the radios . commercials and talk radios???
do you know??
i like to learn english with that
kkkkkkk
i search but i didnt find.
“It’s entirely legal thanks to a loophole in the FDA” 😊
"AAHH my prostate!!"
I love how the complete the look adverts became progressively more of an 80's parody
"TIM, DON'T REAVE ME. YOU TAUGHT ME BASEBALL, TIM, AND HOW TO RUV!"
HE WOULD'VE BEEN A FINE AMERICAN. I'LL CRY WHEN I'M DONE KILLING!
I always thought it was '... and how to rap.'
Learn something new everyday.
Isn't it laugh? For a while I thought he taught him how to raft
Madam Kuro I thought it said "and had a raf" like laugh
Always thought he said "thought me how to rap"
I thought this stuff was great back in 2002 when I first heard it. But it only gets better with time.
Agreed. It's gets even funnier as time marches on.
Just like wine
I love how the Complete the Look commercial is different depending on the station:
1- Espantoso
2- Wave 103
3- Emotion 98.3
4- Flash FM
5- K-Chat
6- Wildstyle
7- V-Rock
are there the scripts or dialogues of the radios . commercials and talk radios???
do you know??
i like to learn english with that
kkkkkkk
i search but i didnt find.
Complete the Look Men's Eyeliner - "Wow, you look _ambi-guous!_ "
Rockstar writers are genius. Hahahahaha!!
"Wow, you just looks like everyone else!"
You even took the time out to chapter them too you’re a saint and a scholar.
"I just love the batter, all over my face". Lol
+nickxcore74 Sometimes I like to wear womans panties and walk around 5th street.
rofl
“On Friday nights, I just CAN’T stop EATING Rusty Brown’s riiing dooonuts.” 💀💀
I like to lick loving it on the outside and then *tttthhHHHHRRRRRUUSSST* my tounge in de midul
2:26 Domestobot : "Mrs Lawrence, Tommy has some skin magazines under the bed" Lol, i laughed at that part
I honestly listen to this stuff while I’m at work and it really helps me pull through lol
For those that are curious about calling those phone numbers in real life, I did this back in 2003, they were toll-free numbers since I did this through a public phone. When you called those numbers, they would only replay the ads. Good times... :')
player4life11111 I was wondering
"now I can lick my life partner's (different voice) "stamp collection" all night XD
+cadettipk After a night out, my tongue tasted like carpet!
lol 😄😄
that's probably the funniest one
HAHAHA that one for the WIN!!!! "Stamp collection, ALL Night" XD
That commercial never quite gets erased from my mind.
"It was an unfortunate accident, what happened to my wife on that precarious cliff." @3:55
@FstSergeant8595 sounded like Mike Tyson lmao
"Knife After Dark" Rated R For..Retarted lol i love that one haha ahh man brings back memories listening to the 80s on ma ps2 just chillin cruisin around vice city listening to flash fm or wave 103. I never really listened to k'chat cuz all the talkin u kno but now i can on youtube haha
"Sometimes I like to wear women's panties and walk around 5th Street" LMAO literally had nothing to do with the commercial he was in
3:02 Oh man, I remember that one. Me and my friend were like 8 years old when the game came out. We hated that commercial so much that we always destroyed the car if that commercial started playing. :D
I just love the batter, All over my face
The Giggle Cream commercials are my favorite! :D Hahaha
God.. Really?! I hate the damn jingle!
+Harry Brookman It's funny as
Yep! It's hilarious!
Glory Hole Where Strangers Become Friends Glory Hole Where You Don't Need To Know Names
Because deserts should be funny
"Wow, You look like everyone else!!" XD
Even funnier as a 40 something playing this as background noise than a 19-20 year old playing Vice City.
“I’ll cry when I’m done Killen” XXD
21:10 Think your way to success - 1st course: Think Hold that thought Complete - THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol ), 2nd course: Learn Start Doing - LSD, 3rd course:Motivate Demonstrate Motivate Again -MDMA. THC, LSD and MDMA will help you to think your way to success!
Even the commercials background music sounds extremely 80's in this game.
Waa waa, waaa waawaaa :D
+naisi Probably that's where the Rabbids get their inspiration from...
that's the sound i love
"GIGGLE CREAM!"
@@patgogan7324 once you laugh you can't stop so get Giggle Cream today
Thats the first commercial i heard as a kid in gta vc lmfao
Thank you so much... I play these most days on my TikTok music request show, they are so loved
"Remember, to win in a game of football or life, you have to annihilate everything in your path in a blind rage."
Thanks for taking the time to put these commercials together.
“Tim! I know you come. It just like old days, we kill everybody” 😂
Oh the memories! 😂 understanding the references as an adult makes it even funnier
oh god, i know them all by heart... they're all so funny
profile pic checks out,
"Shoot your sons!"
*click* "DAD!" :O
*Bang!*
My favorite one.
what time was it at lol
25:29
Hahahahaha I just found it you're right it is the funniest one lol
FIST. FIST. FIST EM ALL
Steel heart, stonecold prostate tour 😂
Sissy Spritz may cause dry mouth, dilated pupils, paranoia, heart palpitations, but your hair will be great!! xD
goes well with that salivating thing xD
"Higheeer!!!"
1:57 "It is coming... it is written by me, but..." always loved that
*THE STORE LEADING THE FIGHT AGAINST COMMIUNISM IS HAVING A BLOWOUT SALE*
"Wow, you look like everyone else!"
What commercial is this from?
AnotherKentPaul Complete The Look 2
Geez gta vc was beyond its years. Everything is still so relevant today
These commercials are so good 😂
Armadillo is good eatin'... it's like a lobster, except you can run over it and eat it!
"We have some sad news for you" Pew Pew Pew "I created that just by pressing a button" 26:37 the BEST AD in VC for my opinion!;))
“ROCK & ROLL IS DEAAAD & POP IS IIIINNNN”😂😂
These commercials are a trip 😂
3:03
*WA WA, WA WA WA WA*
Shady acres and Rusty Brown donuts makes me want to go to Vice City right now!
Brilliant. I've not heard these in nearly 20 years and I still recognised all of them ..and knew alot of the words....says alot about my life 20 years ago! Been a long time since I've owned any games. Oh how my life has changed 🤣.
Knife after Dark, giggle cream, farewell ranch, exploder : evacuator part 2 and the best is JUST THE FIVE OF US
Excellent work!!! The set list with links is icing on the cake!
Woman: What's this I found under your bed? The only Engels you're going to be
reading is Laura Ingalls Wilder.
Man: If you think your child might be a red? Here are some warning signs:
They read complicated literature and have concern for their fellow man.
They even like to share. Tell your kids that if someone approaches them
with pamphlets about recycling, an invitation to a labour rally or show
any doubts about the fairness of our system then they should find a
teacher or a policeman immediately.
Ah, just what I need to get ready for GTA:V in a few months. These are always good for a laugh
ah man
Just what we need to get ready for GTA VI in a few months 😊
Though it's kinda shame the game will be only set in present day Vice City.
So many memories as a kid
11:25 Degeneratroooon!
Dad! No one wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories!
imagine saying that at a VFW lol
But I'm not married!
exsorbeo
"Accidents happen, and we'll prove it!" HAHAHAHHAHA
Love how these commercials showed how hilariously corrupt vice city is
Every GTA city is hilariously corrupt.
I've been thinking my way to success since the day this game hit the streets but haven't been able to make it past the step known simply as think, hold that thought, complete.
Gigglecream - "It make's desert funny"
Made my night, cheers dude!
"Is your child a red?" is epic
He even likes to share 🤣👍
GTA video games focus too much on realism these days so they have forgot that really funny, over-the-top parody humor.
GTA SA was the last game with it.
Mike Wright I was thinking that too while listening to the commercials. They were far more comical and interesting than the modern games.
Well, gta5 also has funny commercials. Like the Smartphone thing
Mike...I can't feed the kids...and the rents due....Mike: whoa bitch settle it down..you saying this ain't the greatest country in the world ? Lady: I .I Mike : hold up everyone everyone USA..USA...USA
gta also have these over the top comericals, personally i think all the games are brilliant satires
*gta4
Salivex:
...Or lick my life partner STAMP COLLECTION
lawl
i'm convinced people nowadays would totally fall for this stuff and buy it :)
Complete the look series is the best! I searched through just to hear; “wow you look like a psycho”
But laughed so hard hearing “wow you look ambiguous” in complete the look 4😂😂😂
I only ever played GTA just to hear the radio stations😄
- They got your wife!
- But I'm not married!
- You are now, to America!
LOL
lol
Rated PG for Patriotic Garbage!
DEGENATRON! "I'll never go to school again!"
"Dad! No one wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories!"
Every time I play this game I take some time just to drive around in circles and laugh at all of these radio ads
No BS, the attention to detail from these mock commercials is higher than most Games are nowadays.
"Sometimes I like to wear women's panties and walk around 5th Street" 🤣
Burt Reynolds did the "shady acres" commercial 6:43
+Steven Duncan He was the voice of Avery Carrington in the game
JUST THE FIVE OF US & GIGGLE CREAM
25:30
Lock up your daughters
Shoot your sons
*click* DAD! *BANG*
Because Love Fist is coming to town!
"HI...WELL HELLO THERE DANNY, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HAAAWKEY SEASON" LMAO!!!!!! THAT SHITI HILARIOUS!!!!!!
Thanks uploader, I'm PlayStationless and this is a life saver!
Someone should pitch "Yuppie and the Alien" to Fox. Sounds like their kind of show
1:45 Pastor Richards predicts the events of the GTA VI trailer
This is missing my favorite. The one where they say "If you are listening to this station and haven't donated then you are stealing!" "That's right, you maw come down here and throw a brick through our window". That commercial always made me laugh so hard.
Yeah thats from the VCPR station. While it does happen in the "commercial breaks", those audio clips weren't in the same directory as these main ones.
Here it is though - ua-cam.com/video/Y4COtcbubGk/v-deo.html
These never fail to make me laugh my ass off
"Out now on Beta and VHS."
“The world tour that has been banned throughout world comes to Vice City”
'Wah wah, Wha wha wha wha, Wha wha wha, Wha wha That's the sound i love'
Lol too funny
“I’ll cry when I’m done killin’.”
23:10 I don’t think red dawn is a documentary 😂
33:43 I just noticed the music in the backgroud of Pit Bomb ad sounds exactly like one of the K-DST jingles from GTA San Andreas - "Classic rock the way it was meant to be enjoyed... On dust".
Play this in your car when you get a passenger and watch their reaction lol
I used to run around the house singing "SHADYYY ACREES" when I was a kid lmao
fuel injected. inject me!
D'Leo & Thurax is hilarious, especially the chick that torched the quickie mart. It is the little crazy-ass laugh that gets me every time.