SHOP STORIES: Death By Dysentery (A Tragic New Mexico Elk Hunt)
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- Опубліковано 15 лип 2020
- In this episode of SHOP STORIES, Randy Newberg takes us back to an old New Mexico archery elk hunt that never aired on television. There are plenty of reasons why it didn't make the cut for TV, which Randy goes into more detail about.
From an overprotective resident sticking nails into the sidewall of Randy's tires, a cameraman quitting at last minute due to being overworked and underpaid, and being overconfident about being able to handle "5 Alarm Chili"; there are plenty of stories to be told.
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Thanks for watching another episode of Shop Stories, let me know if you want us to keep producing these episodes!
Please do!
Yes, one of best part of the sport of hunting is the camaraderie between hunters and shared struggles, hunting shows miss this piece. Appreciate the public land realities you capture as well. Thank you for sharing.
Randy, personally I think its great for you to share a story like this. Something like this has happened to a lot of people and it makes you more relatable to the viewers. Keep on putting out the great content!
YES! Keep them up!
What more do we really take from hunting that lasts other than the stories? Good/bad/ugly...it's the legacy we carry with us, and hopefully pass on.
Love these!!!! Keep it up
Watched this on my lunch break today and was laughing uncontrollably! Had tears in my eyes and cheeks hurt at the end , great story Randy keep the shop stories coming 👍 great job as always guys 🙏🏻🇨🇦
Omg 😂😂by far one of the best stories I’ve ever heard please let there be more
Thanks for watching, maybe we will produce more.
Being from northern Arizona, I can attest to outsiders eating our chili 🤣 mild to us is scorching to most everyone else.
@@Fresh_Tracks You HAVE to! I've already sent these to my brother, wife, and son! LOL
Best a story ever keep on going Randy
We need more of these, great story hahaha
OMG I've never laughed so hard. "bareback on a belt sander with no underwear"... yea... that's pretty rough.
I really enjoy the “shop talk” lol. You have a way of telling stories that keeps me rolling and a smile on my face the whole time. I can relate to the chili as I had some myself one time that lit me up and for the next 4 days I thought I was dying from the rearrangement of my stomach. It took me a long time to eat chili after that and chili was one of my favorite meals especially using the Wild game I’d harvested. I happened to be deer hunting in the Midwest when my story takes place and I believe I probably ruined some of the best places I had to hunt forever. Keep em coming and we will continue to be very entertained
I do have one question, was you hollering COME ON ICE CREAM? Lol.
I have a new quote! "I'm having a Newberg event!"
Everyone loves these stories Randy, because every hunter has a trip like that. Just good to here the pros have them too! Keep it up.
Here, here Cliff. Brilliantly told Mr Newburg. Keep them coming. So refreshing to hear.
Hahaha great story. My brother had a similar experience on Owl Mountain in Colorado. We were walking in one morning and he told me to "go on ahead". I unfortunately hadn't got out of earshot when his phase 1 kicked in, which caused me to giggle. That caused him to laugh, which expedited him into phase 2-7. Between the laughing and groaning I think we chased all the elk out before daylight, but it was funny.
I love storytelling like that its raw its real its funny and its %100 the reason i subscribe to ppl on UA-cam and why i watch the outdoor channel on TV less and less. Hope there's more to come
Keep ‘em comin’. The best part of deer camp is sometimes the “war stories.”
Randy keep these coming this had me laughing so hard at 530 in the morning I hard to try and hold back so I didn’t wake up the family. These are the stories no one else shares but happen to a lot of us.
azoreking 😂😂😂
Randy keeping it real. Not every hunt is perfect. Thanks for not only letting us see what a real hunt looks like but being a great story teller in the process. Keep these stories coming.
Few are perfect.
I'm dying! That was absolutely hilarious! Phase 1, phase 2, phase 3.. dysentery shuffle.. literally crying in my living room.. thanks for the laughs! Keep those stories coming.
Can't stop laughing ! If you hunt much, you have had s situation before. I have lost a few socks before because of not bring prepared. Love to hear the honesty!
Just repacked another fresh roll of TP in my truck today! 😆 it happens to all of us eventually
Thanks Randy, I’m just a non hunting English guy cooking chilli. Loved this video. Sorry for your pain.
You have got quite the knack for story telling. If you ever get tired of being an account, you could do this full time. Thanks for sharing. I haven't laughed that hard for a long time.
Lots of people tell me that. So, I better stick to accounting.
When you were saying TP i thought you were saying teepee, and i couldn't figure out why you were so adamant about bringing a tent along with you.
I thought the same. Small portable tee-pee toilet......Ha ha ....
Modesty is important to Minnesotans.
I thought the same thing I'm wondering what the hell is he so adamant about carrying a teepee for when she worried about being seen taking a s*** in the woods I'm wondering what the hell and then I finally realized he was talking about toilet paper ass wiping paper shit paper!!!..... very very funny s***
Funny story!
New item for you to pack when you are scouting new chili: Desenex cream, yea the baby rash stuff. Works great for RAS, Raw Arse Syndrome. Lol
Thanks for the Shop Stories Randy! Love the real stories behind how hunts can, and will, go wrong that you nearly never see on TV.
Keep them coming Randy. I am from NM and have been through Magdalena many times. When you were talking about the VLA I was laughing so hard because there is nothing there for a long long way. These stories make up who we are as men who hunt. The troubles we encounter and how we adapt and overcome them will make camp fire stories that our boys will tell for years to their children. My boys and I tell a similar story of eating at a little place north of Albuquerque in a town called Cuba while turkey hunting. El Brunnos is where we ate and my son was pooping blood from the hot salsa and queso and we had to get him some Vaseline. The kids tell that story all the time. Hunting has created a bond with my children that will never be broken and they will carry on our love for the outdoors. Thank you for making these "real" videos of what hunting looks like.
Keep IT coming Randy!!! Not sure how you were able to keep a straight face until the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Thanks for sharing... We need the full SHOP STORY of Going to Jail in Mexico... (Isaiah)
Man oh man....The fear, anxiety and panic of having to drop a deuce in that situation is unthinkable. .Ade me have to get up n use the bathroom myself at 23:25 lol
Buddy, I live in New Mexico and I've hunted all over the state. I can tell you that after eating that chili he was not dropping any deuces... maybe a 1.3 at best.
This was pure gold. Your camera crew was correct. The world needed to hear this story! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Randy, I laughed till I cried then laughed some more! Good job.
man i have been in that spot before I almost peed my self lessening to your story .ROY FROM Roswell N.M.
I’m from Santa Cruz, NM, I’ve been in that position too haha Chile doesn’t mess around!
Lmfao, I'm crying with laughter. Keep these amazing stories coming.
As a point, I NEVER comment on YT. However, I must comment on this video. PLEASE continue your shop stories series. While I am not a hunter, my husband Justin is and has been a fan of yours for years. I've watched your show with him here and there and yesterday he insisted I watch your shop stories. I. Am. Hooked. Hearing you explain dysentery was a fantastic end to my day, which probably says more about me than you. Keep up the great work and thank you for providing a bright spot in all this chaos.
Thanks for the kind comment and for following along.
Randy's a class act and a natural story teller. Keep'em coming!
Thanks! Will do!
That’s a funny story randy growing up in South America we ate a strain of habanero pepper and man it burn on the way and burns even more on the way out
I’m telling all my friends and hunting relatives about this.
I’ve been in the town , hunted the area, thank you for the laughter and bringing back the one horse town. Yes there’s a good elk population out there. Thank you
Thanks Randy..as one who has hunted my whole life, I know first hand that all trips are not tv perfect. My wife and I really enjoy your tales as well as your successes...keep'em coming.
Glad to hear that. We try our best, but as you know, sometimes it just doesn't go as planned.
Nothing like a good crap story...... The “Randy De-crap-a-thlon”. Funny stuff.. We’ve all been there...
This is the funniest, most relatable, story! I laughed until I couldn’t breathe... At 64 and with a “softer” gut then when I was a younger man, I understand this from both sides now. The plethora of one liners riddled throughout the story make this a real GEM... And now you know what to never be without...
Keep the stories coming Randi! This is alot of what hunting stories are that people dont hear about. All the other adventures that go into a hunt are just as memorable and as fun to look back on as the taking of an animal.
"In my family flat tires and swearing are like peanut butter and jelly". Love it!!!
Please continue the stories, I am still chuckling.
Please dont stop sharing your stories Randy!! Absolutely love it!
You got it!
This was great! “Here lies Randy Newberg...” 😂😂😂
Great story! Amazing you didn't quit and find help. This Norwegian from MN would have listened to the waitress. These stories are the spice of life.
I let my ego get in the way of common sense.
this is a great example of why I have been watching your hunts for years
Just don't watch if you see me pulled off on the side of the road.
@@Fresh_Tracks I had ONE incident, hunting in the Uhwarries way back but only about an hour from the truck. Food poisoning but without the oral expulsion..........sharp folding knife, sturdy tree, one tee shirt, one pair of underwear, one flannel shirt, arrived at truck, happened to have windex and a full roll of paper towel, lots of OMG OMG that burns, no roll of toilet paper, survived hour drive home. Oh yeah, been there done that. I empathize! Hello Dollar Tree, and multiple diaper wipe containers at all times now. Love that aloe!
I'm 32. This may very well be the funniest story I've ever heard told from the person who lived it. Amazing.
Thanks for watching, glad you enjoyed it.
Hands down one of the best stories I've heard.
Randy, I have not laughed so hard in many many years as I did watching this story. Loved it and am looking forward to more.
This makes your hunting stories even MORE creditable! I can relate to your story. Different circumstances but same bottom action. Thanks for the laugh!
I can remember hunting with my pops at age 10 i started tearing up my pops said what's wrong son i said i pooped my pants he said that's ok son i did the same a half hour ago let's go home we both had the stomach flu..I'm 52 years old now but sure remember that one..love your story i laughed the whole time brings back great memories of my dad...thanks Randy..
I have watched this story at least 3-4 times now. Please do more of them!!!
This is exactly why I watch your videos it’s real not a canned hunt we all been on those hunts what can go wrong does we keep going these are the stories that provide the color that makes hunting camp worth all the hardships Great story!!!
Glad you enjoyed it.
Thanks for keeping it real. It is too easy for us average hunters to think you guys never have the problems we all face. Can't wait for the next episode of "Keeping It Real with Randy Newberg."
You bet
Just now watched this! Got four words for you....charmin and baby wipes! I got to go to the Gila with grandsons, Dec 2021, to escort them and my son on an end-of-season youth elk hunt. What a way to celebrate my 68th birthday!
"Bareback on a belt sander with no underwear" fell outta my chair OMG. We call it "Mud Butt" in our camp but i love these, keep'em coming.
Pure comedy gold!!!! I laughed out loud several times. Thanks for the stories.
Corn starch....never leave home without it!!
You do a good job Randy love the stories keep em coming pal
More!! Please! I am not a big-game hunter, but I like this sort of story.
Keep em coming Randy! The reality of your stories is what keeps me coming back.
"It felt like I was riding bareback on a belt sander." 😂😂 oh man! That had me going. Mountain money and wet wipes...never leave home without 'em. Love your stories Randy, they're really good. We'll gladly take some more if you're willing to do them.
Please keep making Shop Talk!! You do an awesome narration of events.
thank you for sharing this awesome real-life story that sh1t happens to the best of us, keep these stories coming, just a note, I was in tears watching this episode..
One of the best hunting stories ever! Keep them coming!
Lord it’s hard to be humble when your perfect in every way. I was late for work because I had to see how this story ended, laughed so hard I was crying.
That's 2 of you now who said they were going to be late for work because of this.
I always enjoy your stories! You have the knack for keeping it funny! Thanks for sharing your experiences with us!!
One of the funniest stories told on UA-cam ever... Patrick McManus would be proud of the level of humor and description of your pain and reaction. Better you than me man! A fully belly laughed this though!
Randy, this is a keeper and a classic. Been in "loose" situations myself.
Ive never watched hunting shows, though I live in Alaska and enjoy hunting. Ive watched both episodes and enjoyed both. Please keep them coming.
Keep these stories coming! Stories like this are what connect you to your fans. Every one of us has tried those meals and had regrets later.
😂 OMG you made my day! That was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time. Please keep them coming.
You were in them every time you went out.....Anytime you are within 50 yards of Elk, you have had a great hunt!! Kill or no kill......and darn good stories!!
Just found this. You are a natural story teller. Please do more, lots more.
More please! That's real world! What hanging with your hunting buddies is really about! Most of my best memories are before or after the kill.
You missed your calling as a storyteller! I laughed during my entire six mile walk this morning! Thanks for sharing.
Glad you enjoyed it
Laughed out loud more than once, you keep the shop stories coming......thanks.
More to come!
Oh my gosh!!!! I was in tears!!!!!! Thank you SO MUCH for sharing ❤️!!!!!
Please keep them coming 🙏
Randy, one of the funniest stories I’ve heard in a long time. As others have said, I had tears rolling down my cheeks listening to your story because I could relate. Ate at a Thai restaurant in Bozeman the day before the first day of elk season while waiting for our pickup by our outfitter. Ordered an “extra amount of hots and veggies” thinking I’d get my “roughage” for the next couple of days. The following morning (in the woods) which was Day 1 of the hunt, I ended up in exactly the same position (pun intended) as you. No need to continue because you know the rest, LOL.
Love the Shop Stories! So real and personal. So many of your “behind the scenes” anecdotes, I’m sure, elicit: Been there, Done that. It is reassuring to know we are all human.
Love the shop talk episodes. Hunting how it really happens, not just edited for TV.
I love "story time with Uncle Randy". Keep em' coming.
Love the REAL stories Randy. Great stuff
Glad you like them!
"Bare back on a belt sander" great description! Haha!!
Im digging these story videos. Keep em coming.
I love these “Shop Talks” please keep them going!
These stories are great. Keep 'em flowing
One of the funniest stories I've ever heard! I love Randy story telling skills!
Been looking forward to this! Glad they got you to do a second one. Hope it continues.
Absolutely love these stories. Keep them coming!!!!!!!
This popped up on my feed and I thought I really like this guy, but I don’t have time for a 48 minute story. Well, my wife was still sleeping and so were her 2 German shepherds. My shepherd was up with me, but trying to go back to sleep and so was I, but I was laughing so hard and trying to hold it in because if I wake up my wife early morning on a Saturday or the dogs who will then wake her up, my butt is not what I will need to worry about if you know what I mean. I have been there in the upper peninsula of michigan deer hunting, so it made this even funnier. I listened to the whole story and was left wanting more. Please keep them coming, you are a “GREAT” story teller !!!!!
Glad you liked it.
I love the shop talk videos. It is awesome to hear how not every hunt is picture perfect!
You had me in tears during this episode Randy! Keep putting out more content that gives us more insight into how things go wrong on hunts and that you guys are just like us out in the field.
These are the best! Keep them coming please!
I could listen to Randy tell stories all day long
My wife says she keeps me around for the laughter, though I suspect not much else. Guess we all have some usefulness.
Good stuff Randy! Its great to hear these stories!
This. Is. Gold.
Keep em comin’ Randy and crew! Very much appreciate what you guys do.
This is one of the best stories ive ever heard. Thank you, chili shop of Magdalena NM.
PLEASE... PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING! I love these stories lol.
I watch your videos with my husband who's a hunter. I just got my hunting tag this year and I have to say this was one of the most entertaining videos I've seen of yours that had me laughing and enjoy, from beginning to end. Thanks Randy! Keep telling your stories 👏👏👏
Thanks for watching. Hope your hunts go better than the hunt of this story.
Please keep these coming!!! Love the real life stories that we all have!
Absolutely fantastic! Please keep producing these!
I love these shop stories. Keep them coming!
Randy, that's just another reason I love watching your site here. YOU KEEP IT REAL!!! I have to say though, I just about hurt myself from laughing!!!!! I'm 74 years old and have to say, funny enough, that I've been there!!! Once hunting in Colorado, when I was 18 we had eaten some venison that had been shot for "camp meat". Well, opening morning found me with a death grip on a small spruce tree doing exactly what you were doing behind that little small bush you talked about. Man, talk about Montazumas Revenge! Yeah, I can definitely identify with you. Funny now but not at the time!!! Keep these great stories coming. You are keeping it real. Much enjoyed and appreciated!
Like a lot of things, those situations get a bit funnier over time, though not the least bit funny when you have that death grip on a small spruce.
Randy These are priceless stories. Reminds me of being in Deer camp on the night before opening day. The stories are always colorful. Good job. Keep them coming.
Very much enjoy these Shop Stories. Keep them coming!
Oh my gosh too funny! 😂 love the story, Randy! Keep em coming!