The track isnt "fat phobic." You dont move away from the big guy because he is big, you move away because he takes up part of the utinal next to him too. You dont want to be bumping elbows with anyone.
Not saying it is fat phobic - but from a strictly urinal-game perspective it's wrong because it's not just telling you not to use the "obstructed" urinals next to the larger guys, but to also avoid the ones even one-further out than that too because "you don't want to be anywhere near them" as Kan said, which, if you did use those ones would've been just as close to those guys as you would be by using the urinal next to anyone of the smaller ones - which the game does allow for.
So, you're saying you do move away from him because he is big. It's a simple fact that obese people literally take up more space. That's reality, not bigotry.
to stop people just seeing someone crash and thus knowing which one is the correct path or not. you should make each urinal clip through, but have invisible boxes on the wrong ones. so for the followers they see the person in front go through the urinal, but dont see the crash that happens right after
lol, he could have made a sink with mirrors that you have to go up to, pretend you just had to check for something in your eye, fix your hair and wait for a fat guy to leave
@@Chaos_Cultistyea but it gets more complicated if they're mostly full, you'd need to pick the spot that will remain the worst the longest as people leave
Naw, it's because it's fine as long as you don't make it weird. There are levels where it's acceptable to pee standing next to a person, only 50% of urinals exist until they are all used and then suddenly the urinals that were spacers are now free urinals. It makes for a good meme tho.
@@MikeB32280Yeah, I think it all depends on HOW BADLY you have to go. If there’s no real open space and you can wait, it’s the better idea, if you have to go bad or you’re in a rush, then it’s fine, but far from optimal.
The placement of the door going into the bathroom is also important here lol. If 2 urinals are equally as far away from others, you pick furthest from door.
And you're not even fully next to him. Obviously he has a little bit of arm and elbow in the urinals next to him, but it's better to have arm to your left and nothing to your right then guy to your right and making him be double covered.
I was wondering about lvl 12 when you initially showed it and I thought "there is no right answer... waiting would be the only right thing to do", and well, I was right as it turns out, there is no "right answer" there...
Wait a minute, so the appropriate urinal to pick is not the one next to an occupied one so you can try to creepily make eye contact with the guy using it in hopes that he freaks out and piss on himself?
During the intro I was really confused with which urinal to take on level 12, I literally said out loud to myself, “But there is no solution for this one, I would wait.” Love to see how you solved that. 😂
Agree. kAN doesn't show it,but there is usually a wall next to the outside edge urinals. So if you take the rightmost urinal and then Two-Face walks up next to you, you're pinned. But if you had gone one to the left, you could at least lean away.
@@pastaskettiI mean, that doesn't actually matter. There's an even number of Urinals, so you're not reducing the number that can be used by going all the way to the right, the last gap will just be 2 not 1. That being said, I'd say the right spot is #5. Perhaps I'm a bit weird about it, but when there's just one other guy, you want to give him adequate space (3 urinals is more than enough) while also *not* drawing overly much attention to it by going all the way to the other end. Just get in, walk straight forward.
You should make a map that changes the path randomly from each reset. Think balls falling randomly to block off a set of gates you have to drive through but you can’t see which one you need to drive through.
Track idea: you're reaching through the solar system, going from planet to planet. At the end, you have to decide whether or not Pluto is a planet, and if you deny it, the finish gets blocked. EDIT: "Reaching" was supposed to read "racing."
Track Idea: zeepkist changers that make your wheels soap so you can turn around in place to get boosted by boosters facing the wrong way (basically a track where boosters are facing the wrong way but theres not enough room to do a standard u-turn)
Am I the only one who'll just wait for a stall to become available even though there's urinals nobody stands next to? I just like to do my business in peace.
Ok ok let me clear the record. I Used the bathroom in kosmos house and then panicked when it didn't work and asked TwoFace to come help and then he messed with something and broke the toilet 💀
You should make a map that measures your speed and forces you to stay that same speed at every checkpoint. Choose a speed that's too fast and you ramp off turns. Go too slow and your time will be bad. Have a ball on top of a tower of blocks and delete the blocks with one logic gate, and then bring them back with another logic gate to stop the ball falling at some point down the tower. All balls have to be equidistant down the tower to enable the finish.
Sorry but the correct answer is "none of them? for most of the problems. You never take a urinal right next to another person, as most urinals are spaced so close an average adult will be touching the person next to them. Or even better the people designing the bathroom could remove one or two to make it so you don't touch the neighboring person while going.
If it’s a low demand restroom, sure. Like if there’s 2 urinals and 1 person using them and nobody else waiting. But if it is a higher demand restroom, the bar is lowered. You could be waiting all day if you wait for a 3 gap. If there’s 10 urinals with ~5 people going, that’s relatively high demand.
Ok, but I really do think level 8 was wrong. You're made to steer clear of the big fellas at all costs, but I think the answer here was the one next to the chungus, immediately to the left of the 'correct' choice. The big guy takes up 3 urinals when only using 1. He leaves a kind of 'Schrodinger's vacant urinal' on either side of the one he's using. In case of emergency, you can definitely consider that to be an empty spot. Beyond his 1-urinal allowance for girth, he even has an additional empty spot on both sides. If you take the urinal to his right, you're still leaving a technically unoccupied urinal between yourselves, and he has another 1.5 open on his other side. The 'correct answer', on the other hand, condemns an innocent man to suffer. The regular guy, already trapped on one side, has only a small respite in that vacant urinal to his left. You're taking that from him.
Basically, level 8 (incorrectly) contradicts the rule featured IN THE VERY NEXT LEVEL. Level 9 has effectively the same setup, just with the fat guy slimmed-down. The basis for the decision is that, if you have to go next to someone, go next to the guy who will still have a free space on his other side. Don't trap a man on both sides if you can help it. Guys!?!?! I'm not wrong about this, right?
I was frustrated a while ago when I went to a public bathroom and there were 5 urinals with 1 guy at 1 end and the guy that walked in before me went to the 2nd from the other end. I couldn't believe it. He forced me to go beside one of them instead of him just going to opposite end and me going in the middle. Couldn't believe the stupidity.
I agree with every answer except for level 1, I think that 2 off from the guy is also valid, especially since most bathrooms you're coming from one side, so you fill in every other from that side, leaving the short urinal available in case a short person comes in
I remember a flash game I once played maybe 25 years ago that made its way through email. It had the same premise...right down to the exact same ending.
9:21 I hate that too. I am a truck driver and the amount of people who are in truck stop restrooms on the phone just blowing that thing up is insane..lol
In our University there where 5 urinals and i was standing on the far left (nr.1) and a guy walked in, stood infront of nr.4 (second from the right) and yelled check mate.
I disagree with level 1. When there's that much space, you can choose any but the first 3 and the deciding factor is how clean they are. If there are drips on the ground, then keep walking. I'm also likely to not pick the very last one, because it's likely to be one of the most used.
He made this track, see’s peoples good lines and is choosing to make it harder on himself 😂 (like number 2 he constantly takes the right urinal when the left one allows him better turn ability making speed better)
@honestly, I don’t know. My wife figures it’s just to dilute the pee? Maybe a cost saving measure as a 100l of ice costs less than 200 guys flushing 1l of water each pee?
how you get 4/5 in a row is you can fill every urinal especially if you really have to go but people finish and the last to join remain but some people go faster than others
And that's why you nope the hell on out of any place that expects massive numbers of people. There's already a great reason to not be there because who wants to be in a crowd of a bunch of other nasty people, but then add on top of it a degrading bathroom situation and there's pretty much a 100% reason to not go there
The best choice is just to not have to pee.
Great comment hard to live out, tell me how it works out for you 😂😂😂
"The only winning move is not to play"
Just... hold.. it... in...
Just choose one with walls
Tried that option, ended up "vomiting"
Urinal dilemma gets more complicated when there’s only a child-sized urinal open.
That's why you don't skip leg day.
The short one is also for midgets, that way they can take a piss without having to stand on their toes.
Aim well
with child size walls
One of the few perks of being a short guy
The track isnt "fat phobic." You dont move away from the big guy because he is big, you move away because he takes up part of the utinal next to him too. You dont want to be bumping elbows with anyone.
When people are that big, everything becomes an insult...
Tbf waiting for space is always an option.
Obviously the track is actually sexist because men have the innate advantage of knowing about the urinal dilemma.
@@Dot_Eleven I think it would be a natural thing for women too, if they had dividerless bathrooms
Not saying it is fat phobic - but from a strictly urinal-game perspective it's wrong because it's not just telling you not to use the "obstructed" urinals next to the larger guys, but to also avoid the ones even one-further out than that too because "you don't want to be anywhere near them" as Kan said, which, if you did use those ones would've been just as close to those guys as you would be by using the urinal next to anyone of the smaller ones - which the game does allow for.
So, you're saying you do move away from him because he is big.
It's a simple fact that obese people literally take up more space. That's reality, not bigotry.
My first choice is to use a cubicle if one is free.
Same
"cubicle"
I only go in the toilet boxes
@@vibaj16 what else do you call it
@@Xenuos a stall
to stop people just seeing someone crash and thus knowing which one is the correct path or not. you should make each urinal clip through, but have invisible boxes on the wrong ones.
so for the followers they see the person in front go through the urinal, but dont see the crash that happens right after
Dapper is the guy who picks the urinal next to yours and tries to introduce himself. Then your wallet is gone and he left you some cheese instead.
HAHAHAHAHA
Damn, that sneaky ending at the end having to walk back out the bathroom
lol, he could have made a sink with mirrors that you have to go up to, pretend you just had to check for something in your eye, fix your hair and wait for a fat guy to leave
This track needs a follow-up where instead you pick the worst possible urinal!
That's TwoFace's next track 😆😆😆
Simple you always share a Urinal with your homie for a sword fight
@@Chaos_Cultistyea but it gets more complicated if they're mostly full, you'd need to pick the spot that will remain the worst the longest as people leave
I didn't realize the correct answer for the last one. I feel like a failure...
Naw, it's because it's fine as long as you don't make it weird. There are levels where it's acceptable to pee standing next to a person, only 50% of urinals exist until they are all used and then suddenly the urinals that were spacers are now free urinals. It makes for a good meme tho.
Yeah I’ll take issue withwith it being correct. It’s way more weird waiting for someone to leave when there’s already an open urinal.
"girls bathroom"
@@MikeB32280Yeah, I think it all depends on HOW BADLY you have to go. If there’s no real open space and you can wait, it’s the better idea, if you have to go bad or you’re in a rush, then it’s fine, but far from optimal.
The placement of the door going into the bathroom is also important here lol. If 2 urinals are equally as far away from others, you pick furthest from door.
I disagree with 8. I'd rather go next to the big guy than make the other guy have 2 people on each side. It's not just about me.
Nah, he's making all kinds of noises and elbowing you when he fixes his pants and then again when he fixes his belt.... With extra heavy breathing
And you're not even fully next to him. Obviously he has a little bit of arm and elbow in the urinals next to him, but it's better to have arm to your left and nothing to your right then guy to your right and making him be double covered.
I was wondering about lvl 12 when you initially showed it and I thought "there is no right answer... waiting would be the only right thing to do", and well, I was right as it turns out, there is no "right answer" there...
There is however a left answer
Twoface is the guy to peek at the guy next to him and go "good job buddy!".
Better yet, “My condolences.”
11:46 " I always crank it at urinals" - Yannic? 2024
XD
This video should have been a "live stream" 🤣
Wait a minute, so the appropriate urinal to pick is not the one next to an occupied one so you can try to creepily make eye contact with the guy using it in hopes that he freaks out and piss on himself?
The finish at the end is just like witnessing the dilemma in front of you and deciding “welp, guess i’ll just take the stalls…”
0:37 The thing is you dont think about it, you just know
During the intro I was really confused with which urinal to take on level 12, I literally said out loud to myself, “But there is no solution for this one, I would wait.”
Love to see how you solved that. 😂
when kAN talked about the wireless headphones, i half expected someone to run out and just flush the toilet for the laughs :D
the weak fear the strong
- Dapper and his morally questionable tactics
I'd argue that the best spot in level one is the one that to the left of the rightmost spot
Agree. kAN doesn't show it,but there is usually a wall next to the outside edge urinals. So if you take the rightmost urinal and then Two-Face walks up next to you, you're pinned. But if you had gone one to the left, you could at least lean away.
@@greybeard5123 I dissagree, going in the corner gives you more privacy.
@@osanixian1499i dont think thats the point, if you go far right then there isnt any way for other people to leave a 1 urinal gap
@@pastaskettiI mean, that doesn't actually matter. There's an even number of Urinals, so you're not reducing the number that can be used by going all the way to the right, the last gap will just be 2 not 1.
That being said, I'd say the right spot is #5.
Perhaps I'm a bit weird about it, but when there's just one other guy, you want to give him adequate space (3 urinals is more than enough) while also *not* drawing overly much attention to it by going all the way to the other end. Just get in, walk straight forward.
You should make a map that changes the path randomly from each reset. Think balls falling randomly to block off a set of gates you have to drive through but you can’t see which one you need to drive through.
I'm screaming, the level you played before the Urinal one was one I made for Gualexitar's Beginner's stream!
-Shinikage221 here
This level should have a cheese - the 'hold it in until you get home to your private toilet'.
Sometimes that’s not an option.
Great concept, flawless execution.
I love this concept haha ❤, KAN you always surprise me with your constant ideas. This one is genius
Track idea: you're reaching through the solar system, going from planet to planet. At the end, you have to decide whether or not Pluto is a planet, and if you deny it, the finish gets blocked. EDIT: "Reaching" was supposed to read "racing."
Let's jump right into that public bathroom
Track Idea: zeepkist changers that make your wheels soap so you can turn around in place to get boosted by boosters facing the wrong way (basically a track where boosters are facing the wrong way but theres not enough room to do a standard u-turn)
I did not expect this video today. But i laughed so hard multiple times
•TwoFace stands next to the only person at the urinal•
Me: So you have chosen violence...
This track was so fun to play!
The rows of 4 ended up in their conundrum mid stream trying to follow the rules of the toilet conundrum before other people left.
possibly the funniest zeepkist video on the internet. And the number of people who got it first time.... (until the last level)
Dangit! brb
Okay, could have been worse I guess. He could have edited the video with the sound of running water in the background.
Am I the only one who'll just wait for a stall to become available even though there's urinals nobody stands next to? I just like to do my business in peace.
Shoutout to "imthehumanoid" at 11:25 posting "this map truly is just a bunch of streamers huh" in the in-game chat. Truly underappreciated comment.
Like with many games, the only winning move is not to play.
Ok ok let me clear the record. I Used the bathroom in kosmos house and then panicked when it didn't work and asked TwoFace to come help and then he messed with something and broke the toilet 💀
Ill wear my wireless headphones when I use the bathroom, but I also mute on discord.
It’s funny if you don’t mute though
9:27
"We'll fill you in"
Ah yes, after I emptied out
You should make a map that measures your speed and forces you to stay that same speed at every checkpoint. Choose a speed that's too fast and you ramp off turns. Go too slow and your time will be bad.
Have a ball on top of a tower of blocks and delete the blocks with one logic gate, and then bring them back with another logic gate to stop the ball falling at some point down the tower. All balls have to be equidistant down the tower to enable the finish.
i love the fact that TwoFace is an agent of chaos
Me, an intellectual: (uses the stall, not the urinal)
Sorry but the correct answer is "none of them? for most of the problems. You never take a urinal right next to another person, as most urinals are spaced so close an average adult will be touching the person next to them.
Or even better the people designing the bathroom could remove one or two to make it so you don't touch the neighboring person while going.
But having more of them is usefull if one of them breaks or clogs even when it won't get used usually
If it’s a low demand restroom, sure. Like if there’s 2 urinals and 1 person using them and nobody else waiting. But if it is a higher demand restroom, the bar is lowered. You could be waiting all day if you wait for a 3 gap. If there’s 10 urinals with ~5 people going, that’s relatively high demand.
Make a track that the fastest way to complete it is to not do anything
I avoid the problem entirely - Stall or Hold it. Haven't used a urinal in decades.
Bruh. not what i expected to see first thing in the morning pretty much, XD
Ok, but I really do think level 8 was wrong. You're made to steer clear of the big fellas at all costs, but I think the answer here was the one next to the chungus, immediately to the left of the 'correct' choice.
The big guy takes up 3 urinals when only using 1. He leaves a kind of 'Schrodinger's vacant urinal' on either side of the one he's using. In case of emergency, you can definitely consider that to be an empty spot. Beyond his 1-urinal allowance for girth, he even has an additional empty spot on both sides. If you take the urinal to his right, you're still leaving a technically unoccupied urinal between yourselves, and he has another 1.5 open on his other side.
The 'correct answer', on the other hand, condemns an innocent man to suffer. The regular guy, already trapped on one side, has only a small respite in that vacant urinal to his left. You're taking that from him.
Basically, level 8 (incorrectly) contradicts the rule featured IN THE VERY NEXT LEVEL.
Level 9 has effectively the same setup, just with the fat guy slimmed-down. The basis for the decision is that, if you have to go next to someone, go next to the guy who will still have a free space on his other side. Don't trap a man on both sides if you can help it.
Guys!?!?! I'm not wrong about this, right?
I was frustrated a while ago when I went to a public bathroom and there were 5 urinals with 1 guy at 1 end and the guy that walked in before me went to the 2nd from the other end. I couldn't believe it. He forced me to go beside one of them instead of him just going to opposite end and me going in the middle. Couldn't believe the stupidity.
I love that the answer to number 12 is "nope"
Absolutely genius.
I like how the regular red guys are holding hands
4:56
Kosmo has no idea how right he is about that 😂
Best choice is to just go in a stall with a door at this point
3:14 Actually cackled out loud. I mean, I'd do the same, but still funny!
whichever one is closest to the door
I agree with every answer except for level 1, I think that 2 off from the guy is also valid, especially since most bathrooms you're coming from one side, so you fill in every other from that side, leaving the short urinal available in case a short person comes in
So I couldn't help but notice that you didn't wash your hands on the way out!
Feel like this could have been a great prostate cancer awareness thing.
This was actually mad creative
Orrr you could not pee in the urinal, and pee in the toilet instead of
dont worry, there is ALWAYS the option of pretending you need to do a #2 and waiting for a stall.
I remember a flash game I once played maybe 25 years ago that made its way through email. It had the same premise...right down to the exact same ending.
9:21 I hate that too. I am a truck driver and the amount of people who are in truck stop restrooms on the phone just blowing that thing up is insane..lol
The urinal question is a trick question there's always toilets
this looks like one of those mobile games
I put my hands to my sides when I go too. If my pants fall they fall
goated concept
Haha, I literally fell out at the last level 😂 I looked at it and said "Naw dog, I can hold it til I get home. Time to leave"
I dont get why anyone uses those. I use stall with door no matter what
In our University there where 5 urinals and i was standing on the far left (nr.1) and a guy walked in, stood infront of nr.4 (second from the right) and yelled check mate.
I disagree with level 1. When there's that much space, you can choose any but the first 3 and the deciding factor is how clean they are. If there are drips on the ground, then keep walking.
I'm also likely to not pick the very last one, because it's likely to be one of the most used.
He made this track, see’s peoples good lines and is choosing to make it harder on himself 😂 (like number 2 he constantly takes the right urinal when the left one allows him better turn ability making speed better)
I'd get as close as comfortable to make THEM feel uncomfortable.
think outside the box.
You should have had a random sink, and sometimes a person would be at the sink
lvl 13 find the stall when they all full
commented on showcase thats a smart finish
The real problem is when there's a lot of people using urinals, but the stalls are empty, but also dirty
Needs to include the low urinals and waiting if it’s necessary m.
Oh I hadn’t finished watching yet. I guess that last one is waiting?
Oh also include different widths, like if there 3 empty ones, can’t take the middle one!
This is priceless. The comments section taking the piss and in the video 😂
I burst out laughing when i saw the first big guy in lvl 8 😭
We need this to be available on Mac ASAP
The right answer for the last one is to go to the stall lmao
WHY DONT YOU DO
VL 12 CUZ ITS IMPOSSIBLE?
you are married ??? bro I thought you were 25 or something, you are adorable (i'm 18 but watching since idk) love you a lot though
Just hold it with two hands, it intimidates people.
The Urinal Problem would make more sense, since a di-lemma means a choice between two things
Remember guys; the stall is always the right option.
I vote that we just use individual toilet rooms rather than having big rooms filled with toilets lol.
Just an uncomfortable situation
At the beach in my town(Pensacola,fl) a lot of the urinals are just a steel livestock trough filled with ice.
Why would there be ice in them?
@honestly, I don’t know. My wife figures it’s just to dilute the pee? Maybe a cost saving measure as a 100l of ice costs less than 200 guys flushing 1l of water each pee?
Well, now you are just taking the piss
Level twelve you just have to wait
how you get 4/5 in a row is you can fill every urinal especially if you really have to go but people finish and the last to join remain but some people go faster than others
been following kan from him calling his SO girlfriend then fiancée and finally wife.
The idea works great until you visit Wrigley Field and it's just knee high troughs that encompass at least half the bathroom.
And that's why you nope the hell on out of any place that expects massive numbers of people. There's already a great reason to not be there because who wants to be in a crowd of a bunch of other nasty people, but then add on top of it a degrading bathroom situation and there's pretty much a 100% reason to not go there
I'm a guy but I'm 13
I am still learning the rules of the urinals and this video was highly educational
Reminds me of that one scene from Angry Birds 2. If you know you know
You should have made the walls also correct
At my school they only have 2 urinals and they’re right next each other 💀