And to think Nerijus invades you in LIMGRAVE. Honestly Juno had it but just kinda... actively dodged into shit and then sat around after his second flask didn't work. Entirely down to the AI being stupid for no reason.
@@SmorgasLord while it's fair to think so, it'd wouldn't make much sense. Roderika didn't even know she could do all that with spirits, and after learning that, she never really had an opportunity to leave the Roundtable and obtain spirits of her own.
Any walk through the Raya Lucaria halls should teach you that. T.T Also, I'm pretty sure he had a light roll? Glinstone crowns really only slow you down.
I can't pretend like I didn't get mad about that one at first simply because lore-wise, it makes no sense. But then I remembered my panic move is spamming Comet and was like ah shit, carry on then 🤣
Damn I was so proud of Thops. Thought he was for sure getting crushed by Sellen. He never moved past the basics- and in turn mastered them. My fuckin dawg.
There’s a sort of poetic justice, seeing Sellen get her butt handed to her by Thops, who only used the most basic spell, while her more advanced spells kept missing or took to long to fire.
Use that as a tournament ranking so Tanith would be vs Bernahl etc. Would make for a fantastic tournament to showcase some of the unlucky combatants in this video.@@EldenRingFights
Moongrum the parry god strikes again! Some of these NPCS were clearly not built for combat…. Also Vargram doing the Bloodhounds Finesse with the godslayer sword was something I didn’t know I desperately needed. Amy may have actually won against Juno if she had been more aggressive 🫠 And Nepheli is a beast!
Horah Loux, chieftain of the badlands The ever brilliant gold mask Fia, the deathbed companion The loathsome dung eater And sir Gideon ofnir, the ALL KNOWING
Some of these npc’s are whipping out CRAZY moves! Silver tear using Loretta’s Slash but with a colossal sword, Vargram doing a mix between Bloodhound’s Fang AoW and the Black Flame tornado? Insane!
@@ruinous_powers6387 I know that lmao, I guess I should have specified that he’ll have his own school of magic despite being dead 🤣 you know, to honour him
Moongrum would have straight up won this whole thing if Liurnia wasn't literally the second area in the game Man is a professional PvP streamer playing at level 50 going up against level 400 casuals
In the elden ring lore i’m pretty sure there were ONLY 20 Carian Knights, and they alone held back Radagon’s armies, despite being outnumbered literal hundreds to one.
Poor Nephali, if only she knew how to use her decent stat spread. She spent a lot of time whiffing and trying to reorient herself to face Berhn. And poor Tragoth. Very poor stat allocation. Used all your points to be able to carry all that gear without fatrolling, but each of your hits was like tickling the enemy.
This would be amazing in a full tournament format. mixed groups with seeded-unseeded NPCs, round robin, then playoffs. Or even as a single elimination tournament it could be ace. I'm sure it's a monumental task, though.
Ironic how all of the 4 strongest Tarnished that could've probably become Elden Lord (Bernhal, Vyke, Dung Eater and Gideon) all turned away from the Golden Order for different reasons each.
Thops, my boy, good Job! I´m serious I was so rooting for him It may have been short lived but witnessing him taking down the Graven Witch sure puts me at ease
Sometimes I think about how Elden Ring's story would play out if the player character never arrived. Nepheli Loux would easily become Elden Lord in our stead.
I think it would have been better to just not include unarmed NPC’s in order to better fill out the roster with armed ones. Just have a free for all with the unarmed ones afterward
there must be some overlaps with fighting game commentators and fans of elden ring, you should totally do some of these tournaments with some hype commentary!
I wish using Vyke’s Dragonbolt on his spear would change it to the lightning variation he uses in the Lord Contender’s Evergaol. Also, Can we have a sequel to this in the future with the npc’s that couldn’t be included?
There's something monumentally wrong in Thops killing Sellen so easily, being her one of the most promising magicians in the academy on par with masters Lusat and Azur; and him, just a low level bald dude who don't even have a key to open the door of his house and that begs for a couple of cheap coins.
really shows how flashy doesnt mean effective. I'm sure most int players probably keep a simple spell like this just because its no frills and puts in work
Kenneth stabbing several unarmed people is the most rich person thing I've seen today.
😂😂deadass
pimpin
The Great Kenneth Haight, Celebrated Repudiator of the False!
@@jaromhess8809while showing off his gold 🪙
I now know my most hated character in the Lands Between
Watching moongrum parrying and not doing the critical but always critical hitting me while I was fighting him... Made me take that personal
I agree, but if he actually took the ripostes he'd have just won, Moongrum ftw
Seeing how Okina and Boggart do criticals makes me think ablut whats wrong with moongrum's AI
Him handing my ass to me on my first playthrough and then oneshotting him with frostbreath was truly the best feeling.
Fr I was thinking the same damn thing
I care not what others will say about him, but Juno ate and left no crumbs. Nerijus simply taught him that his tale truly was written in blood.
And to think Nerijus invades you in LIMGRAVE.
Honestly Juno had it but just kinda... actively dodged into shit and then sat around after his second flask didn't work. Entirely down to the AI being stupid for no reason.
Juno slaughtered a whole gaggle of sisters and the dung eater, dudes a monster
He prolly would have won if they had equal stats or weapon levels.
Blackguard eating a shrimp was him going phase 2
DustyDodongo!?
This is a surprise.
Loved your dark souls 3 videos. Hope life is going swell
Popeye theme starts playing….
13:06 dude beats every last little bit of shit out of this poor dude wtf
HE'S ALIVE!
I find it hilarious that Kenneth went from fighting unarmed, non-combatants to suddenly finding himself against Henricus.
Sounds about right. He’d pay off the people running it to stack it in his favor till eventually someone can’t be bought
Get rekt!!! 🤣
Shouldn't roderika have some kind of op spirit summon? It feels off that she doesn't have a trick in her bag.
@@SmorgasLord while it's fair to think so, it'd wouldn't make much sense. Roderika didn't even know she could do all that with spirits, and after learning that, she never really had an opportunity to leave the Roundtable and obtain spirits of her own.
@@wanapeace never seen it
Vyke has main character energy, but Moongrum's whole purpose in life is to humble main characters.
Moongrum is a parry god, literally the only NPC I saw do any parries. Bro thought he was playing Sekiro
LOL
he was no match for the prawn man
If only he reposted he would have been #1
Hodrick 2: Magic revenge
Or one of those skeletons from Dark Souls
Thops vs Sellen really shows how strong spamming pebbles is compared to other spells
Any walk through the Raya Lucaria halls should teach you that. T.T Also, I'm pretty sure he had a light roll? Glinstone crowns really only slow you down.
I can't pretend like I didn't get mad about that one at first simply because lore-wise, it makes no sense. But then I remembered my panic move is spamming Comet and was like ah shit, carry on then 🤣
@@Clepsydra909 its lore friendly as thops barrier spell says how he turned out to be a genius but was never appreciated in his time
where's the timestamp? I missed it.
@@malorivandervaart5823but selen Is actually better lore wise so no
Lore-wise, watching Thops beat Selen is just great
He chose simple but effective. Vs. Drawn out fancy scholar spells. He didn't want to flex, he wanted to get the job done. My boy Thop.
Hell yeah. Shutting down the scholars with the simplest things known to man
Thops is the man only have him the key once😢
He really put those 10 runes to use
Imagine losing to a bluntstone 💀
26:31 holy... those dodges are insane
Damn I was so proud of Thops. Thought he was for sure getting crushed by Sellen. He never moved past the basics- and in turn mastered them. My fuckin dawg.
Seeing Moongrum refuse to reposte anyone when we all know he's damn wrll capable of doing so was slightly annoying
My man refuse to kick em when they're down, a true knight.
@@mystomachhurt9312didn’t refuse to kick us down tho
@@NosferatuIbuthey’re in a duel rn i guess you could say, and he was protecting that area we had to get through wasn’t he?
There’s a sort of poetic justice, seeing Sellen get her butt handed to her by Thops, who only used the most basic spell, while her more advanced spells kept missing or took to long to fire.
She forgot to level her Dex 😂
Some of these fights were incredibly cinematic, especially Okina Vs Juno Hoslow
Bloodhound step vs rivers of blood.
Elden ring pvp
@@caveychip7 REAL
Here's a full list ranking all the npc's shown by the number of victories.
1st place: Recusant Bernahl = 7
2nd place: Juno Hoslow = 6
3rd place: Lionel the Lionhearted = 4 + 2 unarmed opponents
Honourable mention: Nepheli Loux = 1 (She beat bernahl, but couldn't make a win streak because she was the last npc)
Moongrum, Carian knight = 3
Ravenmount assassin = 3
Silver tear = 3
Roundtable Knight Vyke = 2
Errant sorcerer Wilhelm = 2
Nameless white mask = 2
recusant Henricus = 2
Fia's champion = 2
Blackguard = 2
Dung Eater = 2
Flame guardian = 1 + 1 unarmed opponent
Edgar = 1 + 2 unarmed opponents
Dolores the sleeping arrow = 1
Inaba, disciple of Okina = 1
Vargram the raging wolf = 1
Bloody finger Eleonora = 1
Magnus the beast claw = 1
D, Hunter of the dead = 1
Bloody finger Nerijus = 1
Necromancer Garris = 1
Sorceress Sellen = 1
Rileigh the idle = 1
Sorceress Thops = 1
Sorcerer Rogier = 1
knight Bernahl = l
Knight Diallos = 1
Shabriri = 1
Alberich = 1
Kenneth Haight: = 0 + 3 unarmed opponents
Preceptor Seluvis (phantom) = 0
Festering fingerprint Vyke = 0
Anastasia, Tarnished eater = 0
Polyanna, adopted daughter = 0
Polyanna, Youngest sister = 0
Ensha the royal remains = 0
Knight of the Great Jar = 0
Chief guardian Arganthy = 0
Maureen, second sister = 0
Esgar, priest of blood = 0
D, beholder of death = 0
Great horned Tragoth = 0
Mary, eldest sister = 0
Bloody finger Okina = 0
Adan thief of fire = 0
Amy, third sister = 0
Sir Giddeon Ofnir = 0
old knight Istvan = 0
Boc the seamster = 0
inquisitor Ghiza = 0
Castellan Jerren = 0
Preceptor Miriam = 0
White mask Varre = 0
Okina (phantom) = 0
Finger maiden: = 0
Maleigh Marais = 0
Rya the scout = 0
Unnamed human = 0
Sage Gowry = 0
Millicent = 0
Roderika = 0
Jarwight = 0
Patches = 0
Tanith = 0
amazing!
Use that as a tournament ranking so Tanith would be vs Bernahl etc. Would make for a fantastic tournament to showcase some of the unlucky combatants in this video.@@EldenRingFights
@@EldenRingFights can we get a rematch, this time only the winners agains eachother?
I can't believe Unnamed Human lost.
so sad!
Thops earned his place at the academy this day
26:30 Juno Hoslow unlocking ultra instinct for a second
yeah that jump over corpse piller was sick.
Also gotta love how he casually eradicated Malenia's entire bloodline
Is always the quiet ones isn't it
he was NOT getting touched by that gay rivers of blood shit
@@TK-7193by using that gayass bloodhound step though.
THE UPSET ON MOONGRUM,
YOU DON'T MESS WITH BIG BOGGART, MATE!
Moongrum the parry god strikes again!
Some of these NPCS were clearly not built for combat….
Also Vargram doing the Bloodhounds Finesse with the godslayer sword was something I didn’t know I desperately needed.
Amy may have actually won against Juno if she had been more aggressive 🫠
And Nepheli is a beast!
yes, I know.
When moongrum parried Okina 😂
@@billlyW chad Carian knight destroying RoB spamming scrub 🤣
Vargram also did storm assult plus black flame tornado
Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
Horah Loux, chieftain of the badlands
The ever brilliant gold mask
Fia, the deathbed companion
The loathsome dung eater
And sir Gideon ofnir, the ALL KNOWING
@@SirvivorYT* the all spamming !
I never realized how much of a monster Bernahl is.
Too bad not even he can stand up to Nepheli's anime protagonist strength.
6:47 "Not bad for a bluntstone, eh?"
Bernhal the tank proves again he's the best NPC summon in the game
But if Nepheli got to fight more she might have beaten his record.
@@Noct_SolNah i’d win
Bernie showing us why Golden Vow is a must-have.
@@Noct_Sol she won
@@Chameleonradiohe lost
Man, Moongrum just didn’t behave like he does in game. Every single parry he just refused to repost. Rip the GOAT, coulda won it all.
woulda got domed by Juno; cant parry whips!
21:44 i have never seen him do this move
WHAT THE BLACK FLAME BLOODHOUND DODGE BLAIDD GROUND SLAM ATTACK WAS THAT SHIT
@@Peter_mikaelson22:01 spinning slash too. why didnt his weapon have these cool AoWs instead of its current trash one?
@@TK-7193 I like how I literally just described every part of that attack in a weird sentence
@@TK-7193 yeah ik bro well maybe they will add those moves uh back in during the shadow of the ERDTREE dlc mate maybe
@@TK-7193 21:33 Loretta's slash too. what the hell is this moveset
That critical on Patches was hella satisfying.
Some of these npc’s are whipping out CRAZY moves! Silver tear using Loretta’s Slash but with a colossal sword, Vargram doing a mix between Bloodhound’s Fang AoW and the Black Flame tornado? Insane!
As a Godslayer's Greatsword main, I *NEED* his moves.
@@DargorShepardFr I wish they were added 😭
One of millicent's sisters pulled out MALIKETH'S BLACK BLADE! WTF?
THE BLUNTSTONE WON AGAINST THE GRAVEN WITCH!?!?!
YOOOOOO! THAT'S MA BOOOIIIII!
If ER ever gets a sequel, Thops is gonna have his own conspectus at Raya Lucaria, mark my words 😌
@@collin333Erm… idk how to tell you this…
@@collin333dude, thops dies...
@@ruinous_powers6387 I know that lmao, I guess I should have specified that he’ll have his own school of magic despite being dead 🤣 you know, to honour him
after watching juno hoslow kick major ass i understand why diallos feels like the black sheep of house hoslow
Moongrum would have straight up won this whole thing if Liurnia wasn't literally the second area in the game
Man is a professional PvP streamer playing at level 50 going up against level 400 casuals
Even if we kept him at Liurnia scaling, he would have won if he would just reposte lol
In the elden ring lore i’m pretty sure there were ONLY 20 Carian Knights, and they alone held back Radagon’s armies, despite being outnumbered literal hundreds to one.
Bro all the first NPCs lost because they could only use there fists 😭
so sad!
Why isn't Parry Lord Moongrum doing the riposte 😭
He would be the winner
And then there is Polyanna using a non-existant ash of war here. (Normally she has quickstep)
Dolores quickscoping Henricus is probably the best thing i've seen all day
12:37 best moment
thops with the freiren mindset, "the basics are enough to defeat the mages of this time"
That Carian knight parry...
Watching juno hoslow fight is always a pleasure, glad he got such a long run
Should have studied sorceries with Thops... never underestimate the basics lol.
Poor Nephali, if only she knew how to use her decent stat spread. She spent a lot of time whiffing and trying to reorient herself to face Berhn.
And poor Tragoth. Very poor stat allocation. Used all your points to be able to carry all that gear without fatrolling, but each of your hits was like tickling the enemy.
Nepheli also had poor stat allocation (at least for this). She put so much into vigor that she couldn’t even compete in the first place
This would be amazing in a full tournament format. mixed groups with seeded-unseeded NPCs, round robin, then playoffs.
Or even as a single elimination tournament it could be ace.
I'm sure it's a monumental task, though.
so long video!
You will do it?
Bernahl kept using that god-awful Ash of War and still won a bunch of fights. He's truly fit to be Elden Lord, it seems.
Is it a really bad ash of war? Couldn’t be used to make a vampire build?
What do you mean, it's what carried him. While it is a bad AOW in pvp, it is usefull here as it restores health.
Ironic how all of the 4 strongest Tarnished that could've probably become Elden Lord (Bernhal, Vyke, Dung Eater and Gideon) all turned away from the Golden Order for different reasons each.
@@alchemy5750 Didn't Bernhal and Vyke both lose their maidens?
@@alchemy5750godfrey didn't though and was the strongest tarnished without the player
Thops, my boy, good Job! I´m serious I was so rooting for him
It may have been short lived but witnessing him taking down the Graven Witch sure puts me at ease
bogart winning in a fair fight against moongrum fills my heart. what a lad
06:40 Thops, he is not bluntstone. 😮
Juno just out there casually beating Millicent's questline for us
24:04 Inaba going for the kill assist
Nephali defeating Bernhal despite the life steal ability
Is a true symbol of honor.
Colors having a great fight, then getting roll baited by Bernahl seemed like a proper elden ring experience
roderika needed the jellyfish
Sometimes I think about how Elden Ring's story would play out if the player character never arrived. Nepheli Loux would easily become Elden Lord in our stead.
Nobody messes with my boy Boc. The Elden lord is after you, Kennith Haight.
Kinda sad that Moongrum wasn’t critting when he parried, seems like he woulda had a good run if he did
So, Kenneth killed my Finger Maiden. The bastard.
Moongrum is a menace with that shield dude lmao
I never thought I would find so entertaining watching some random NPC's fighting eachother
These npc fights are the very definition of "theres always a bigger fish"
I really like the moongrum fights purely because its hilarious to see others get parried to hell
God it is so satisfying watching Moongrum parry someone other than me. Truly a master at his art.
Carian knights parry is just so satisfying to see... Just like how he killed me 10 times before i even get inside that retched elevator
2:08 Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Blackguard with the spam and crit to finish was epic af
Woah I didn't know Vargram could do that
It's a mod
He can’t, for some reason they left mods in on npc weapons for this tournament.
Another epic tournament bro. I like to bet on who will win when they go up against each other. Quite fun.
Can't believe my favorite NPC, Unnamed Human, lost to the Flame Guardian
real shame, I lost tons of money betting on him winning the tournament
13:05 Based Blackguard Big Boggart
That was fucking poetic bro
Alberich definitely could’ve gotten far. Unfortunately, his second opponent was Moongrum. ¯\_(:T)_/¯
Some of these npcs pulling out some moves I'm pretty confident they do not have...
Till the day I die, Kenneth Haight shall live in infamy for the killing of Boc and Rodreika
Man Tragoth is such a tank yet he hits like a tricycle.
Diallos with that "Black live doesn't matter" Build is wild.
And here i thought Lucarian Knight gonna win cuz of Parry
I think it would have been better to just not include unarmed NPC’s in order to better fill out the roster with armed ones. Just have a free for all with the unarmed ones afterward
Knight Bernhal with the triple roll catch was just dastardly. And apparently moongrum is the parry god but can't crit NPCs the way he crits me 😅
Always makes me laugh how the AI doesn’t know they’re out of flasks, lol.
Thops was the revelation npc for me. Didnt expect that he would violate Sellen like that
How awesome that the previous two best contedors for the Elden Throne managed to face each other.
there must be some overlaps with fighting game commentators and fans of elden ring, you should totally do some of these tournaments with some hype commentary!
you should make gideon with is most powerful attack like rykard rancord or scarlet bloom
Agreed. Those two spells make or break his play style.
Thops beating Sellen was the biggest upset (as I've seen so far). Move set over damage demonstrated perfectly
The lore says they only needed like 20 Carian knights, right?
I can see why! Dude put Vyke in the ground with little issue.
Only to lose to random guy with weaponized orb cuffs who conveniently sells shellfish
TBF Vyke was being stupid
So Moongrum the mf parryin’ carian not even gonna parry… fine.
Moongrum pulling off parries and then not even taking the crit opening just to flex on his opponents
reminds me of a guy on ds2 that would parry and then COMPLETELY SWAP his armor and weapon set and then crit you. you dont ever come back from that
Thops vs sellen would have been so much better if he would be able to use the barrier spell to show her how far he has come.
Moongrum showing us he is legit by parrying after all our cheese
6:32 Harry vs Voldemort
sir hit the griddy offnir loosing is such a him thing to do
Nah Moongrum was on a fucking tear holy hell 😂
Funny how Wilhelm beat Vargram plus it's amazing how Vargram had a whole unique moveset for the godslayer sword
Moongrum's legitimate purpose is to teach people not to spam light attacks. lol dudes a menace with the parry
The tale of house Hoslow is indeed told in blood
Him telling I can’t show you all of them. Me thinking of the meme “Why not, you stupid bastard”.
Damn, didn't expect Tragoth's giant-crusher to perform so badly. Bernahl is just a beast, isn't he?
roderika should let her summon jelly fish，and i remember boc have a knife
I summoned Kenneth Haight to help me with Crumbling Farum Azula the other day...
He cleared the path to Maliketh by himself, I'll never forget it
How?
D beating Eleonora and Lionel finishing patches made me more hyped for this game than I've been in a while
carian knight really parrying people just for fun
I wish using Vyke’s Dragonbolt on his spear would change it to the lightning variation he uses in the Lord Contender’s Evergaol. Also, Can we have a sequel to this in the future with the npc’s that couldn’t be included?
most of NPC are at here
There's something monumentally wrong in Thops killing Sellen so easily, being her one of the most promising magicians in the academy on par with masters Lusat and Azur; and him, just a low level bald dude who don't even have a key to open the door of his house and that begs for a couple of cheap coins.
really shows how flashy doesnt mean effective. I'm sure most int players probably keep a simple spell like this just because its no frills and puts in work
Best vids for a nice round with the boys. Keep up the nice work, you get a huge boost when the dlc will come
Thanks
damn, i really wanted my mvp “unnamed human” to bring home the dub.