why did you send me this I have a family
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My guy I understand the family thing and I respect you as a person I'll never send you something actually dangerous, am honored to be the first box and make the thumbnail, I hope you enjoyed.
I'm sending you more things btw.
It's the guy!
Don't feel to bad my dude. It's Sam after all, so what you expect and what you get are pretty far apart
At least we got to see Sam pull a paranoid schizophrenic moment with your box
Im sure your boxing glove was broken in the mail don't feel bad man you can get him with a wind up box with a clown in it or something
what was it?? lol all we saw was wires
@@dankhill7917 It was a boxing glove that was supposed to pop up like 8 inches out of the box
@@canadadoesnotexist also pertrudes as much as my pp haha
im sorry this ended up so long. you guys cool with the hour or do you want future mailtimes to be like 30 minutes? lemme know
I want a 30 hour version
make them 3 hours long you fucking wont
I love u daddy sam
12 hour mailtime videos or im not watching
Its groovy. I was able to catch some of it now i can witness it all whenever i need.
"I've grown, I've matured" only one of those statements is true.
To this day he's only 3 inches tall.
He may have grown but his small hair has shrunk
Idk man, sam is looking way better than he did a couple years back. Or maybe ive just gotten used to the monstrosity.
Idk I think his forehead has both grown and matured.
"I've grown"
-Sam's Forehead
Sam's wife has officially become equal in character to Columbo's wife. Mentioned in every episode, never actually seen, and always the butt of the joke. Can't wait for the spin-off mini-series in which she solves her husband's miraculous and entirely unexpected disappearance.
She's been in one or two of his older videos.
I always have to give thumbs up when Columbo is involved.
There's one we're they bake and go Pokémon hunting
@@paralegalparaplegic8177 Dang, I can't believe I missed that episode of Columbo
@@marksmangalactic9050 the soylent video was good
"I'm not wearing the filthy frank suit i have too much self respect"
*zero hesitation gimp mask*
Sam: buys face tracking cameras
Also Sam: covers his set with faces
I'm pretty sure the thing in his pocket is a tracking device
Sam: wears a glove so he doesn't touch whatever nasty shit may be in a package
Also Sam: licks hot sauce directly off of said glove
That's why I don't trust places that have the cooks handle the food with gloves. You don't feel it when your hands get contaminated so you're more likely to spread whatever all over the food. Meanwhile if you use your bare hands you'll feel it and immediately wash them (in an ideal world)
@@scipioafricanus2071 Idk, if you have ocd you'll notice. Hack: Only hire germaphobes and people with ocd.
@@scipioafricanus2071 you’re supposed to change gloves every 30 min tho
@@dxrrion6890 every 30 minutes and after changing tasks yea
@@dxrrion6890 you're also supposed to wash your hands after taking a shit
You're telling me Shiro edited this? Talk about outsourcing for cheap labor. Sam's got that American spirit.
He knows shiro edits with a Japanese steel blade of psychic prowess
@@arctichoundtv2823 he edits it 1000 times in true japanese fashion.
Outsourced to an Asian person. It’s the shekelstein way
The way the camera seems to get bored and pan away from sam every once in a while cracks me up so fucking much
The camera has ADHD
(Source: I have ADHD, I know how it looks like)
35:25 that moment when the camera panicked over Sam screaming to the camera to stop looking at the Mannequin and focus back to sam is pure comedy gold
"My BROTHER is really struggling after his divorce, 1000 bucks? he'd agree to 200!"
Now THIS is the special kind of evil you can only find with General Sam
Sam gruffing like a suffocating old bulldog after eating a hot chip while reading from the book of dad jokes is the pinnacle of package opening content.
And then it wasn't even the real hot chip
Man was choking on the dust
I feel like Sam should have an EOD suit on for this
@peter jump into the Mariana trench
He should just have Abby open the boxes
@@WickedChild95 or the children. They are young and expendable
@@wyattcummins7050 And they're fearless, which is always a good thing when opening unknown packages sent by an army of spergs
@@wyattcummins7050 always more to be made. abby is a fertile field to be plowed
God I feel so bad for Eli, he probably he worked so hard for it not to work and his favorite UA-camr to make fun of him
god forbid being made fun of, no fun at all
@@brokenint it just wasn't in good spirit
@@astora4671 I'm not sure if sam is a good spirit :/
*has a flashback of sam telling the deaf girl in tarkov that has to text to speech that she sounds like bumblebee then laughed when she got lost*
Yeah I don't think sam's all that nice lol and god bless him
@@brokenint oh for sure, i think he’s a dick. he makes funny content but that’s about it.
"I bet you I could widdle that down to $200."
sam's jewish magic kicking in once again
Gotta save as many shekels as possible
i like that the first piece of mail you've opened in years was reminiscent of a tojo booby trap. Your audience never fails to impress.
To be fair, Sam literally said it was okay and then pussied out. I’m disappointed in our general
@don't be surprised Why in gods name did you link a potato recipe???
@@SlumpGod1997 why did you click a link from a bot
You're welcome
@@EliBuildsThings what happened to the string? did it go off in shipping?
Damn, guess my anthrax trap got lost in the delivery.
hate it when that happens smh
Same happened to my IED package
haha. porch pirates are going to be disappointed.
“The whitest person you know”
“My dad’s Jewish”
Ayy tony
Ay Tone, sometine ain't right ere
Wooden doors?
"I'll hang both up and and see how long it takes to get a molotov cocktail through my bay window"
Hands down one of the funniest things I have ever heard
The beautiful subtle irony of the camera tracking the mannequin every. single. time lmao
Gonna play a drinking game to see how many times I hear "Shiro edit this out"
@just i c e yooo it's here already? Hype
@just i c e omg! Let me totally click this link bro! I cant believe IT is finally here!
@just i c e youtube doesn’t give a fuck about bots apparently
Much like Eli's name, there will also be three letter names that will pay close attention to his "builds".
Nah they're too busy shooting dogs
what?
@@kooz7553 fbi
@@felixthecatboy and atf
@@alfaivre2990 and DOD
Him fighting with those cameras is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. Keep those things they're little demons with their own souls and they want to rebel.
For real, I was dying when he had the gimp mask on and was screaming “pay attention to me!”
Thank you Sam for making me realise my sense of humour is bad, because I laughed at every dad joke you said
Its not bad humor
The nose one killed me, I was laughing for like 5 minutes after that
The camera moving makes it feel like chat is sitting in the room with Sam (the raving lunatic) and is getting distracted by everything
My dear boi Sam, as an EOD tech in the Army for 7+ years, I would like to think that I am someone who is overqualified to safely handle what appears to be a boxing glove in a wooden box. If it is not already in the trash, I can take a look at it and post my findings. I could also give you a few pointers on how you could more safely open any spooky packages in the future. Chat, hit me with those sweet likes if you want to know what was in the box and want the King Rat himself to see this comment.
We definitely need an expert for this potentially dangerous package. Go get 'em tiger
o7
/I
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thank u for ur service (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Army EOD ain’t shit. Now if you were Navy EOD, I’d say you were an expert.
@@Cody-eo1hr Navy EOD ain't shit. Now if you were Air Force EOD, I'd say you were an expert.
Air Force EOD ain't shit. Now if it was a Kindergarten teacher, I'd say you were an expert.
Watching Sam open up a box of 3d printed actual guns and realizing he fucked up (as soon as his channel makes its way around the other guntubers and print-shoot-repeat finds out Sam loves 3d printed gifts) , will be hilarious.
Sam opens up a full gun kit on stream and gets ATF'd live
truuuuuuuuueee
Seeing that 10mm print, I know it's coming. That was just a test run.
I absolutely love how vicious and mean Sam can be, and it makes it 100x better whenever we see him kinda peek around the curtains and say some really wholesome and caring stuff. Those moments explain how he managed to find a wife at such a young age. Please keep being you man.
"why are you on the gimp again?!" Is one of the best quotes of Sam yet
21:30 is genuinely the most gratitude I have ever seen Sam display to his fans
Sam shits on some nice food made by his subs, and then proceeds to get excited about rotten fish in a can lol, never change.
Fermented fish in a can
Food made by *his* subs is not the same as a product from a company
> puts on gloves for protection
> proceeds on licking said gloves
10/10 entertainment
Sam forcing us to experience his content through his own eyesight
at 23:30 Sam reads out a letter about the nuclear winter "following the events of Nov 15, 2022". That is the same day russian air missiles hit Poland a couple days ago.
That fermented fish is really good!
'Surströmming", we eat it all the time in Sweden.
Open outside and pour out the water, then you can rinse the fillets under some water if you want.
Serve with boiled potatoes, chopped onion and creme Fraiche on buttered flat bread
Or serve them directly from the can to your enemies inside their homes
fuck no
isn’t it super salty though? Any meats or fish you can compare it to?
Ew
Open the can outdoors in a bucket of water to trap all the gas that's inside (that's the reason the can's absolutely bloated, the naturally occurring gas are expanding the can. It's also the reason some airlines do not allow transporting it as it can blow up inside the plane).
Potato and bread part is crucial, don't be a hero and try to eat it with nothing
@@fufu7019 pretty sure it's not salty. or as in "just eat a spoon full of salt" type of salty. i haven't eaten it in a while so i may be wrong though.
The best part is that he pranked his wife instead of Sam lmfao
that was the plan lmao. I sent him the fanny pack too
Seeing this live was a pretty good time. I'm fine with the longer mailtimes cause it's more to watch. And I don't have a problem with watching you. Keep these swanky ass vids up dude. I hope you put that Jive Book to good use either on another stream or in a separate vid. 👍
the editing was the best part of this video, massive shout out to whoever had to go through this raw footage and give Sam the pacing he needs for some of his jokes to really land. subscribed.
Worries literal Acme toy boxing glove box prank for most of the first half of video. Next scene just squeezes and throws away Worst Bioweapon from the North.
Never change Sammy.
Sam saving all the letters might be the most heartwarming thing Ive seen him do.
Also loved that the camera avoid the Buy Large Manson flag 😂.
33:24 lol sam realizes being able to say exactly where the nearest sex workers are wouldnt be a good look and feigns ignorance
Sam with the dad jokes is like a kid having fun "just one more!" then the death contract hahah "we might have to get some miLk"
Dude make them 4 hours long. Cant get enough of you and those jokes. Its the only thing that keeps me going
"WHY ARE YOU ON THE GIMP AGAIN?!" fuckin killed me
Sam: A plushie plaguedoctor, Thank you for that. cool, i'll give this to my daughter, i guess, she likes stuffed animals.
A few years later.
Teacher : Alright kids, what is your favorite animal?
Kid 1: Elephant!
Kid 2: Kangaroo!
Sam's Kid: PLAGUE DOCTOR!
Greatest thumbnail/title combo of all time Sam.
dude i watch you all the time since 17k subs “not that it matters lol” but you watch the general?!? that’s pretty cool keep up the good vids man
Hi habie
Holy shit its Habie
Sam you still haven't sawed off the head of the mannequin to glue on the ash box lady.
You promised her a body and now tease her with it.
If you don't hold up your end she will curse you.
Don't procrastinate further, Sam.
The Lithuania package is unnamed because 100% of your audience is from there. Half of them are subbed, you got 1mil subs and they have a 2 mil pop
It was nice of Sam to get his wife out of a miserable job. I hope she likes the new gig
Using gloves for safety. Then opening mail, then licking hotsauce off the gloves. Real safe Sam
The hair jail joke makes me think maybe abby is the funny one and sam is just gaslighting us
I enjoy the hell out of those dad jokes, and when I’m out of this house I share with my parents you bet I’m sending in some stuff to dress up that mannequin
This was a entire 1 hour of fun pls keep them long thank you :D
Looking back at this video I noticed something crazy. At 23:20 the guy talks about Sam needing stuff to survive the nuclear winter after the events of November 15th 2022. That was the same day that the missile accidentally hit Poland and killed 2 people. People were saying this could've started WW3 because Poland is a NATO member. Crazy coincidence. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_missile_explosion_in_Poland
I need a 8 hour mailbox podcast to listen at work. You make my damn day Sam.
Watching you open the Eli box live was exhilarating, can't wait for more EOD videos with Sam
Sam’s chip play is a masterclass in rat maneuvers
Mail time was the shit. I'm glad you're bringing it back.
The fucking chip bit had me rolling
I got an hour commute at 2am every morning for work. I'm an automotive technician. These hour videos will give me the sustenance needed to not fall asleep and drive off one of the many bridges I pass every day. Thanks for that.
If I were in Sam's shoes I'd probably report all the mail to authorities, knowing what kind of a fanbase he has.
The gimp mask on the mannequin after fighting with the camera had me crying. "That's the move right there."
"someone finally made a dictionary for african american slang so there isnt a language barrier anymore" jesus christ lmao
Kinda freaking me out seeing this for the first time on November 15th 2022 given the whole “apocalypse event” scrawled on a crumbled note bit.
Sam: "Anybody wondering? No fucking in this"
> holds up chainsawman
> got good news for you Sam
Lol oh god he's opening mail again, this is gonna be goodbad.
If we all went to Eli Builds Things page, and subscribed to him.. he'd have seven more subscribers than General Sam.
Just things to think about, gentlemen.
Damn never thought I'd see Sam read some chainsaw man, but it's Great that he laughed at denji kicking some dude in the nuts
I distinctly remember Sam talking shit to someone about playing D&D at some point... Footmouth.
bro sam fighting the camera is the thing that takes this up one level
Sam playing DND? the adventures of shekelstein continue!
You could always just send him legos, and eventually he'll step on one. It's both a sweet gift and a terrible incident waiting to happen.
POV: you are recruiting Sam to be a TSA agent
Surstømming:
The can IS BAD if the box does NOT bulge. It's the opposite of most other canned food.
It actually taste good, even if it smells orders of magnitude worse then what you cannot inmagine. Open it outside.
I have been told it smells a lot less if it is opened correctly. No, i will not tell you how.
Love that you’ve brought this back, one of my favorite series. I remember when you drank a ladybug smoothie.
my wife left me, all I have left is general sam
This wouldn't have been a bad swap when Sam still had tits. Now he's a flat chested Lil skinny boi, I can't even edge to him anymore.
That's enough
Sammy we need more mail time openings
This is stand up for gamers, the fact that you can riff for an hour is amazing on it's own lol I'm sure all would be into a 3 hr special 🤣
those pickles and jerky had a slow acting poison that takes about 40 years to kick in
"That's some vietcong shit" instantly became one of my favorite GS quotes
"Filthy Frank quit at the top of his game to go make shitty music" ... Finally someone has the balls to say it, So much truth.
He quit for health reasons but yeah his music is straight edgy white chick stuff
I sent it because I am full of malice, envy, and greed.
I haven’t laughed this hard in a minute, this is amazing.
The best part was the self-aware camera that couldn't stand Sam's face
“Angels a girls name, I didn’t realize, thought it was just Mexican dudes” 😂😂 my favorite Sam quote
More terrible recipe videos please! They’re hella funny my man
Thanks Sam, this was just as obnixious as it was in 2016. Only 6 Times longer. More please so i can end myself asap
"4 days before vacation" he already has the best of him on the canvas
This video is an encapsulation of Sam's humor, this shit went all over the place
hour mailtime stream, and that 7 hour tarkov stream. I watch it in sections and usually end up taking a nap because the chaos is relaxing, then I’ll wake up and rewind, then repeat
Enjoying how Sam lives in between a zoomer and boomer... more zoomer just my take
I feel like I’m already gonna love this new video just by the title 😂
@just i c e what?
Excellent thumbnail showing the level of trust we have grown over the years.
When Sam put the hat on the first thing that popped into my head was “ he looks like bubbles from trailer park boys if bubbles was from Miami” 😂
I love how you have the comedic ability to make your camera's face tracking ability software a character in your stream. I loser would have complained.
the "I'm proud... to be retarded" joke with the Flags was just perfectly delivered.
"I have a family" 🤓🤓🤓
I personally strive to be the “Sam” in my group of friends
Get ready to lose the weak ones.
@@rayrd3927 the sacrifice is required
@@lamarkg8080 yes the ones of weak will must be sacrificed to maintain the power of the true relationships
Having no friends?
took me too long to realize it wasn't a person behind the cameras
Surstromg is the one canned product that is meant to be bulging.