GTA: End of the World
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
- Carmageddon destroys the planet and it's up to me and Jerma to save everyone.
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It took me the whole effing video to work out how Jerma was seeing everything on Star's screen.. In the final seconds it dawned on me that Jerma was at Star's house.. Sterma confirmed roomates/brothers/lovers/identical/conjoined
Shipping it
That makes sense. Didn't even think about that possibility.
SirBlackMage You're god damn right it's possible.
ElMagnificoGaming I didn't talk to you, but I guess shipping Star and Jerma *does* make sense.
SirBlackMage You're god damn right it does.
"Son where the fuck are you, it's Carmageddon!" Gets me every time.
It's the car at 7:06 that comes from underground on fire and blows the rest up which makes me piss myself, I don't even know why xD
I didn't even notice that. There was a Tiger talking to me.
STAR_ WOW, STAR REPLIED TO A COMMENT?! (Anyone get the reference? I still need 19+ people...)
Tyler Nguyen Dont worry I understand. WOW STAR REPLIED TO A COMMENT?
STAR_ It's too great of a moment to be looking at no cliping cars, I understand.
WOW, STAR REPLIED TO A COMMENT?
"byeah-ba-dabba-do"
Holy fuck..
Byeand dad
Byead Flintstone
Dang dude. Not answering the phone for your mom... that's cold.
Yeah, his mom is gonna ground him for a week!
SirBlackMage really? Wow! Ugjjfjggkgk
SirBlackMage i'll make it 161
Swift_Heracross Aww, how nice of you.
189th
And to think that this all started when STAR_ shot a byeah...
his power was to byeig
I love how Star will just make a situation infinitely more ridiculous just to make Jerma laugh.
*May 12, 2017*
The cloning process was a success! Rosen is projecting >500 Elsas by the end of the week. To say that I’m excited would be a massive understatement; simply imagining the scope of the civil engineering and artistic projects these princesses will soon create makes me giddy.
Something rather peculiar occurred as I was driving home from the lab. I was at an intersection, mind aflame with the possibilities we had opened up, when a car swerved in front of mine, barely missing it. The strange thing was, I could have sworn it came from nowhere. I had my eyes on the road waiting for the stoplight to turn green when that car barreled across the street. It hadn’t been there before, though; it almost looked like it just spontaneously materialized from thin air. It’s likely just my mind playing tricks on me. I’m going to sleep, I’ll need to be well-rested for the first bout of testing tomorrow.
*May 15, 2017*
So far the Elsas appear to be functioning as expected. Tractable and compliant, with all the abilities the version in the movies possessed. We’re about to unveil our creation to the public eye. The amount of money we’ll inevitably receive pales in comparison the improvements to society we will bring. We will be heroes!
Rosen and I noticed something a bit strange today. We were reviewing the data and noticed a spike in Hume levels that corresponded with the creation of the Elsas. Boss told us it was likely just the machine malfunctioning and we shouldn’t be concerned. I can’t shake the feeling that something is off, though. From what I can recall from the training course I took to get into the lab, 50 Humes is indicative of some sort of apocalyptic event on the horizon. The meter was gauging at least 300. Maybe the Elsas are conspiring to overthrow their masters… haha.
*Ma 1 , 2 7*
I don’t know wh but som
I called the po idn’t kn
I’m sca car crashed through o
*Day 5*
I’m surprised I’m still alive.
I’ve holed myself into this subway station. It’s safe. Safe from those damn cars.
Apparently some fucker at the lab thought it would be a great fuckin idea to make the Elsas sing that fucking song perpetually. If I find him I’ll strangle him
*Day 7*
I’m out of supplies. I have to move out of here, find somewhere new.
*Day 8*
I’m inside some fucker’s basement. Damn place reeks of sweat and shit. On my way here I saw a fucking army of Elsas, congregating at the park where I used to play as a kid. No regular humans in sight. I don’t know where they went. I don’t want to know.
*Day 12*
I captured one of the Elsas for interrogation. thank God my kids convinced me to see that movie because that’s the only way I knew how to counteract her powers. I expected her to fucking freeze my face off or just break into song after she came to, but she actually talked. I guess someone in the lab programmed sapience into the clones without telling us.
She told me how bringing a fictional character into our universe was corroding the barriers between universes. Somewhere nearby, there’s a parallel universe filled with nothing but cars, flying this way and that, propelled by an unseen force. That universe is merging with our own. The Elsa claimed innocent, and as if to emphasize her point, I glanced out the window to see a group of Elsas being battered to death by a volatile Ford. When I turned back, the fucker was gone.
*Day 15*
I’ve been consulting my notes. I think I know how to fix this.
*Day 18*
The data is incomplete. I need to get Rosen’s notes. They’re in the lab.
Day 21
On my way to the lab I saw Superman. Yes, Superman, the man of Steel from the fucking comics. I guess the Elsas were right. He swooped in from the sky, a concerned but superior expression on his face. The next instant his body was strewn across the sidewalk, blood leaking out of his nose, a car crushing his bones to dust. One of his teeth flew out of his mouth, almost impaled itself in my shoulder. He didn’t get up. Three more came, only to begin bickering over who would provide salvation. They met the same fate as the first one. So much for being men of steel.
*Day 24*
I glanced out my window and saw a tiger holding a broom and a giraffe on a motorcycle. I fear for my own sanity. But the device is halfway finished. I have to save humanity, repair the broken walls that separate our dimension from theirs.
*Day 27*
I saw Batman burst into tears as he received a call from his deceased mother. I got a call, too. Didn’t answer it. I knew it wasn’t her.
*Day 28*
Dragons and xenomorphs outside the window. Sonic and Mickey Mouse too. Our world is becoming a dumping ground for other worlds. I need to fix this.
*Day 41*
The device is finished. I’m ending this madness.
*42*
It didn’t fucking work.
We’re all doomed.
*43*
There must be another fucking way this can’t be the end
let it goooo let ig toooooooooo cant hold it bak anymooooooor let it goooooo let it otoooooooooooo YOLL NEVR STE ME CRY
the cars look so beautiful out there im gonna go say hi to them
Is this a reference to something? It sounds familiar.
I took inspiration from a couple stories from the SCP Foundation Wiki but I didn't intend it to be a direct reference to anything. If it happens to resemble something else then that's pretty cool.
get a life.
Ethan Thomas telling someone on the internet to get a life
bretty gud
Every time I see these kinds of videos I have to remind myself that GTA IV won Game of the Year.
Better than GTA 5
Mrallthat The only people that can say this with a straight face are hipsters who only like it because it's older and people with bad taste in games.
***** What does GTA 5 bring that's new? Multiple characters? It gets repetitive, it's glitchy, the heists are boing, multiplayer is bad, they basically made every game they've ever had into this, but made it worse
Mrallthat Playing 3 characters with entirely different perspectives and missions is "repetitive"... but playing the same generic missions with one bad character and a story that overstays its welcome before the first half and goes absolutely nowhere is better?
Yeah, okay. I trust your opinion.
You are aware there's mods and console commands running on this video....right? As in this isn't normal gameplay?
So they finally released GTA V for pc. Bit glitchy though
***** wow, i didn't know Sherlock Holmes used UA-cam! can you sign my brain? specifically the section that understands things like sarcasm and intonation.
*****
because 1: he's on STAR_'s channel
2: it's obvious this isn't GTA V. my 9 year old sister could figure that out.
3: his picture is hilarious, instant +3000 to all of his comments
you should assume people are joking BEFORE you assume they are dumb
I knew GTA 4 graphics will still look better!
k den
Nah bro. This is obviously True Crime 3. 4? Did Sleeping Dogs count as a sequel?
STAR_ Shoots 1 B'yeah and Carmageddon begins.
One (1) Byeah
That Byeah was god
Bruh it's you!
0:49 was the scariest fucking part of the video man.
ikr too spooky for me
Jaakko siika o shit sry m8-/2+2x2
spooky scary skeletons
2SPOOKY4ME
3spokey5me
This is why Star_ is my favourite channel.
This video was just...Atrociously funny...
Star_ AND Jerma*
All of their videos are funny, and Jerma has uploaded more videos, so technically you're right.
I like Jerma's humour more but honestly , the quality of Ster's videos are better.
(not quality as in HD , 480p etc)
ElMuchachoJumbo Cant we agree to disagree? :D
Is jerma just spectating this? Or is he in the game? Because it seems like he does know everything happening on star's screen.
He was in the room. He played some of the scenes, I played some
STAR_ Yo star, yall practically live together like roomates or are yall just living real close?
STAR_ no truck punchline? *tsk* *tsk*
CheerySodaPop They're conjoined twins.
STAR_ is the mom punchline confirmed
The new Batman vs. Superman movie is looking pretty good.
5:35 That in-sync reaction tho.
Sooop they laughed before in sync too
"0/10 No truck punchline, Unsribiziliered" -IGN
"0/10 too much Elsa." -IGN
"0/10 Too much Ster_" - IGN
''0/10 No conga'' -IGN
Too much water 0.5/10 -IGN
Disliked, unsubscribed, flagged, and reported. 6.5/10
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
*Not far enough*
It's back... IT'S BACK! IT'S A THANKSGIVING MIRACLE GUYS, GTA IV IS BACK!
ElMuchachoJumbo No... No, it's not.
This is obviously gta 5 on the Xbox one
I know, thats how it looks on next gen.
(COUGHIWASJOKINGCOUGHCHOUGH)
Richard Barbaros You're right it's not. It's call of poopy sack mops 3 1/2 on the xbone
Ben Ackerman Indeed, you are correct.
6:32 when batman got called by his mom was hilarious
The only city Batman can't save.
2:58 was basically how Halloween went this year.
Jerma & Star > Arin & Danny
I summon a flamewar
GG have their moments, but Jerma and Star_ are consistently hilarious.
Game Grumps aren't even comparable, they're not remotely funny. Not even JonTron made that shit good, when he was on the channel. (JonTron is awesome solo though)
BonziBUDDY
And you're a Bonzibuddy, so you've probably already infected my PC with malware of all sorts.
Hellarad freddie Please ban > Annoying useless comments < like this.
See, that's an unfair comparison because both Jerma and Ster are genuinely funny.
Danny is funny, he pretty much holds up the show...
Arin, on the other hand... he's just grasping at straws to keep up with Danny by this point.
Jerma and Star_ are now in space to build a family together. Just like Jerma predicted it in his "I'm writing a book" video, and in Star_'s "How it really happened".
WHY YOU CANCELLED THE MVM IN SHELLNUT GAME????
:C
You see Elsa, this is what happens when you Let it Go!
just like that grocery bag
you're not spookwagen
"Son where the fuck are you it's carmaggedon"
Watching Star_ and jerma play GTA in the last videos, I thought to myself "This is fucking hillarious. There is no way it can bet any better than this."
My god was I fucking wrong.
i just fucken cried of laughter twice my lungs and throat actually hurt. the alien scene and mickey mouse arrest had me crying also the glitch polar bear at the end and the credits scene. holy shit i was tearing up.
So, does anyone know of a restaurant where I can buy a hotdog from a polar bear, while simultaneously get blown by said polar bear? I'd like to know.
it's called heaven
One down New Jersey, heard the penguins are really boner inducing
+Salamanderman dont forget about that one in san diego, heard the beluga whales are pretty seductivs
"Watch where you're going, man!" *explosion in the background*
They should call this mod: Steven King's Maximum Overdrive.
2:36 Better Call Saul 6x14: 'Saul Broken'
"Byeabba dabba doo" still kills me
Hello, my name is Margaret Chow, Reddit Ambassador and Admin of /r/KTNC,
I need no introduction, but my complaint does, myself and my organization "KeepTheNetClean" are working on filtering the censoring the internet to make it more appropriate for the modern youth that populates it, and is influenced by it.
Yourself, Sther, has not only used swears, but has also put graphical images of the modern youths most favorite cartoon/game characters getting slaughtered by yourself.
Please take this complaint seriously and removed the video,
It is then your choice if you want to reupload it with censorship or keep it down.
more like margaret cow, and ambassador and admin of korean KFC
no… pls no. not this comment section! STAND UP STERMA FANBOYS N GIRLS N TRANSGENDERS N BLACK PEOPLE!!!
gr8 b8, m8. i r8 8/8.
Niggah pls
"Please take this complain seriously"
"Used swears"
Hehe
2:19, best scene, especially with the random boat!
I laughed so hard. Thanks for that!
When Batman gets a phone call from his mom, you know the fabric of space and time is tearing at the seams.
2021 anyone... No..?
i love that the "sonic" is actually just a recolored shadow made to LOOK like sonic.
I always loved STAR_'s videos, it made me smile and laugh throughout the entire video that my cheeks start to hurt from too much smiling
Holy shit I peed a little laughing when Batman got a phone call from his mom.
moar ples!, is funi!
What the hell are you doing here lmao
6:40 I see what you did there
7:03 I'm done this is the greatest thing i've ever seen in my entire life.
I like how everything goes to shit when the first Byeah is killed
My Thanksgiving 2014
Cons: Crappy food, and not enough at that. Family goes into their separate rooms to eat.
Pros: Finishes watching Gundam Build Fighters, then watches Ster's GTA IV: Carmageddon
Summary: Best Thanksgiving ever.
0:48 hey look, it's Jerma!
FOLLOW ME
SET ME FREE
TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY.
No one can escape the City of Carmedgeddon
Nor the caps, they're everywhere...everywhere....
TheGuyforBrawl Z nothing can stop them, the tanks all just go flying, the army gets run over, the air force was shot to shit, and the SAMs are all destroyed, but the craziest thing about it is, that somehow people are still getting in their cars...
Sonic:Its too late I just can't gun truck is flying to space and I'm on drugs
Does anyone not get the joke? :p
6:22 sums up the relationship with my childhood heroes.
This was the best year of gta its gone now but im happy that it happened
Did you Know that
Fred Flintstone was the first Byeah coining the term
"Byeah-ba-dabba-doo" on Telivision.
this has just become the perfect thanksgiving
thank you STAR_
1:27 Byeah ba da ba doo xD
0:11 somehow it hurt to see the byeah getting shot. Especially when his sunglasses fall off and you can see his eyes shut
I hope they don't stop making GTA games for as long as jerma and star keep doing videos. These are amazing.
Carmageddon + Heavy Traffic mod on GTA V. Install them.
Now :P
7:50 the rare JermaCackle
And Jermaine and that boat flew into the sunset, Legend has it he's still up there.
1:55 jesus that pop-in
Console games ¯\_ (ツ) _/¯
yetanothertubeuser this was recorded on a pc...
Joseph Hodge
Still a console port.
***** OCTAGON!
I haven't seen a video this good in a while! And last night night, Jerma also released one of the greatest vids I've seen from you guys! Keep it up!
This was the first jerma/ster video I saw all those years ago in my best friends room, ah the good old days.
Man I wish ster would make more gta iv videos. The hardest I've ever laughed was while watching his gta iv videos. Thank you star/niichts for existing. :)
GTA: Carmageddon by Michael Bay
Is it just me or is Star laughing alot more lately?
I've noticed that too, he seems a lot happier. c:
And more in for silly jokes too
Yey for cheery ster :^)
Pixel Leo It's because Jerma and him got engaged
Sgt Daemon I think GTA 4 just brings it out in him. You notice the same attitude in past GTA videos.
One of my all time favorite videos!
SON WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! IT'S CARMAGEDDON!
Absolutely fuckin hilarious! 😆
Also I love the random npc saying "MAN, I GOTTA GET THIS STUFF ON DVD FO REAL!" 😆
Batman is so strong that he pulled the car down when he was opening the door.
I just discovered this channel and you guys just made gta dank.
6:42 batman eats a hotdog
I have a feeling that tiger held at least three masters degrees in philosophy.
this was legit the BEST Thing i habe ever seen in my entire Life even though i dont know what it was
What if I told you that there is skeleton man inside every one of us, and we all depend on it to live.
Is this the secret club video? Only member of the secret club can watch?
GTA : Crisis City edition
"That tornado is caring a car!"
-Sonic the Hedgehog
I needed a good laugh today. Thank you, Ster, for being ridiculous.
This video is PURE COMEDY GOLD. Fucking love it
I missed GTA. This was well needed.
"It's locked, i'll have to usr one my super gadgets"
Breaks car window while grunting
That and the the mum carmagedon call always stuck with me as outrageously funny.
This is the happiest I've seen jerma and star.
And it's during an apocalypse
I'm going to get a six pack from laughing so hard
Welcome to the comment section, have a cup of tea.
Okay
Not offering biscuits with the tea? For shame!
Medicpan and you! Go back to Nislt!
I lost it at the tiger sweeping. I just can't. I can't breathe.
I like how everything goes to shit ONLY AFTER ster shoots the Byeah
There's still much to learn about Byeahs, and we've only scratched the surface.
Reaper lol
these vids always make me smile x)
Finally a GTA IV video.
Why is it that no matter what you say, your profile picture always matches it completely? Teach me sensei.
Nice pic ayy lmao
WHAT THE FUCK. I see you on Big Man Tyrones Channel, Arie's, now here?
What are you, next gen PressFartToContinue?
TheFlamingKick PFTC is a next get Darude Sandstorm :)
TheFlamingKick Xbox -1 confirmed
This is the funniest STAR video I've seen in a year. Scratch that, funniest video in general I've seen in a year.
trouble on my mind, i got trouble on my mind
even though I love every video you put out. i wish there was more casual videos where you just talk through a gameplay of any game or tell stories. i hate to say it but the stuff with jerma is getting a little repetitive. not trying to cause any hate or anything. just my opinion.
Im also not saying you should stop playing with jerma because its really freaking funny, just a casual commentary here or there :D
Peter Ravn :)
I hate how people say their comments are just opinions to avoid criticism
im not trying to avoid criticism. im merely stating that I would like to see some more videos of just star talking and telling a story,and i am definitely not saying that i dont like it when star and jerma make videos. feel free to criticize. my comment really was just an opinion, i dont care if you think otherwise because i know it is MY opninion. hate all you want bruh
MachuPikachu
Opinions aren't going to avoid criticism. At all. This is the internet.
The fat guy from the beginning looks like George RR Martin
That's because he is.
George RR Martin is the original Byeah.
Benedank Cumberblaze *Byeah is the original George RR Martin,
Oh, great. Thanks a lot Star_. Because of your antics at 0:11, Winds of Winter will never come out!
One of mt favorite things in the world is Jerma saying "SON WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU ITS CARMAGEDDON"
This is quite possibly the funniest video on UA-cam.
fat gotenks lol nop
The 2020 mod
Elsa: "like chillaxe okayyyyy. It's not my fault you're fugly."
0:47 GET THE PARAMEDICS. WE GOT AN INNOCENT DOWN.
Yall rock for playing GTA4
Can't wait for GTA5 on pc though. I really want to play first person GTA :P
Nostalgia :(
Be really good to see a GTA V Carmageddon with Ster_ and Jerma
This video absolutely broke me. I couldn't stop laughing and I turned into Jerma and couldn't breathe and got a headache from laughing so hard.
Video could've gone without the Frozen crap.
/salt/
lol u mad
really? how so?TheGreggy711
sasracer1
/pepper/
Ray Quaza Because you were so bothered by such a tiny part of the video that you wrote a useless comment about it. I found it rather humorous myself.
Is this just the result of downloading every non-sexual mod? Because even with 90% of the mods removed, that's still a lot.
Lets take a moment to thank the algorithm for recommending this to us.
This is quite possibly the best thing I've ever watched.