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  • Опубліковано 29 лип 2014
  • The Lego™ game I always wanted as a youngster, but it turns out I'm more of a child now.
    Game: store.steampowered.com/app/301...
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    Add me on Twitter:
    / niichts
    Livestream:
    / ster
    Steam Group:
    steamcommunity.com/groups/WEAR...
    Custom HUD:
    Slightly modified broeselhud code.google.com/p/broeselhud/
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  • @Hawkborne
    @Hawkborne 8 років тому +240

    1:20 SO THAT'S WHERE THAT HITSOUND CAME FROM
    I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING OR TYPING IN CAPS
    HELP ME

    • @ChapuleTaylor
      @ChapuleTaylor 5 років тому +1

      hey are you stukk sukkg ISiig giig gggg uhh gug?

  • @SimmonsProductions27
    @SimmonsProductions27 9 років тому +202

    All the Sterma shipping quotes in this video...
    "just eat my face"
    "let me ram you"
    0_0

    • @TheAnseup
      @TheAnseup 9 років тому +50

      "GET INSIDE ME"

    • @niikiyama
      @niikiyama 9 років тому +41

      TheAnseup "My butt's getting destroyed" -Ster

    • @TheCrash99999
      @TheCrash99999 9 років тому +4

      "watch your butt"

    • @Burley_Bert
      @Burley_Bert 9 років тому +24

      ***** "Don't worry i got lotsa penises" sterma

    • @SamuelMillerfighter
      @SamuelMillerfighter 9 років тому +6

      *****
      "i'll ram you. i'll ram you"

  • @therandomperson02
    @therandomperson02 9 років тому +110

    1:22
    *The Birth of a Hitsound, coming to a theater near you*

  • @kylele23
    @kylele23 8 років тому +620

    My fondest memory of this game is when someone on the enemy team said "I'm sorry." In the all chat. It took us a little while to understand. All of a sudden, I see this tiny ass plane wayyy high up in the sky, a flash of red comes from it, and BOOM, instant death. I spectate my friend. He takes out a couple of enemy vehicles. Flash of red from the sky. Dead. This happened to my ENTIRE TEAM. We were all wiped out by this tiny ass plane with fucking Hiroshima bombs attached to it.
    Never again.

    • @ValekHalfHeart
      @ValekHalfHeart 8 років тому +13

      +kylele23 They've added weapons that make micemeat out of aircraft now. The game's actually gotten really balanced.

    • @manoflead643
      @manoflead643 8 років тому +37

      +ValekHalfHeart "balanced"
      literally the only thing that exists are bots with nothing but one heliblade and a loml.
      generally on premium accounts, because they paid for it.

    • @surroundgatari
      @surroundgatari 8 років тому +25

      +kylele23 Did he drop models of the entire city of Hiroshima? That's impressive.

    • @manoflead643
      @manoflead643 8 років тому +5

      ***** it became bullshit ever since they nerfed the shit out of flying vehicles with a speed cap based on ground stuff.

    • @D.Dragon
      @D.Dragon 7 років тому +7

      kylele23 it's been a while since I played the game. And probably the funniest moment I had was killing a heavily armoured land vehicle with an aeroflak. Or some moments with friends where TF2 levels of nonsense happened.

  • @jankleiss2485
    @jankleiss2485 8 років тому +660

    Hey guys, remember when Robocraft was good?
    No crates, no bots with 300 different guns on them, no auto-healing, and we still had pilot seats?
    Good times.

  • @Retrogamepak
    @Retrogamepak 10 років тому +72

    Gmod creations in a nutshell.

  • @dragonlizard7
    @dragonlizard7 10 років тому +37

    3:44 "My butts getting destroyed"
    4:12 "GET INSIDE ME!"
    4:20 "You might be a little steep"
    WHAT SICK TWISTED FAN FICTION IS THIS

    • @SgtPepper291
      @SgtPepper291 10 років тому +5

      "Please do me a favor and eat my face."

  • @TheAidanV
    @TheAidanV 8 років тому +71

    This video explains the feeling where you want a youtuber(s) to play more of a game but you know they will never touch it again.

  • @Rankerquat
    @Rankerquat 10 років тому +54

    Y'know that myth that when two women live together, their periods synchronize?
    I'm guessing those same laws are to blame for STAR's and Jerma's updates.

  • @smile.3443
    @smile.3443 Рік тому +3

    “Help my butts getting destroyed!”

  • @MartinTheWarrior270
    @MartinTheWarrior270 10 років тому +72

    "I'm just gonna ram you"
    -Jerma, 2014
    "Watch your butt"
    -Star, 2014

    • @SourceMaster
      @SourceMaster 10 років тому +43

      "Get inside me"
      -Star, 2014

    • @yodadude666
      @yodadude666 10 років тому +4

      SourceMaster_
      I have the weirdest boner right now.

    • @m3t4lmancer
      @m3t4lmancer 10 років тому +32

      "My butt's getting destroyed!"
      ~STAR_ 2014

    • @MrRegularFox
      @MrRegularFox 9 років тому +4

      "dont worry I got lots of penises"

  • @alphafert608
    @alphafert608 5 років тому +8

    Not sure why this popped up in my suggestions but it filled me with nostalgia and sadness : (

    • @unknownentity9805
      @unknownentity9805 5 років тому +1

      Me too... me too.....

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas 5 років тому

      Yeah ... I hope they bring back the good old as an separate version or better make it so people can make their own servers with the different versions but with the bugs curated ... That is a dream and they will never do that so stop dreaming ... OK :/ maybe later i will find a game that fits the gap robocraft left in my heart ... i kept playing since 2014 and constantly until recently when they removed the boost mechanic.

  • @GrodyPineman
    @GrodyPineman 10 років тому +28

    THE MAN confirmed for Jerma Rumble?

    • @vfrl4fma
      @vfrl4fma 10 років тому +5

      We can only hope.

    • @malhekai
      @malhekai 10 років тому

      Omg this is a GREAT idea!

  • @420shrekit5
    @420shrekit5 3 роки тому +26

    The days were you could attach helium tanks to a couple blocks and rail gun the entire enemy team 😭

  • @SudoKnightlyNonsense
    @SudoKnightlyNonsense 10 років тому +185

    "Fanfiction: Activate." Dear god Ster.....
    You're a comedic genius.

  • @Travingel
    @Travingel 10 років тому +127

    i dont have OCD but star's smiley box drove me nuts

    • @MothDax
      @MothDax 7 років тому +4

      Travingel "I'm playing GTA right now and you press one button and go way faster than your supposed to" -STAR_

  • @Pyroniusburn
    @Pyroniusburn 10 років тому +49

    Star's first vehicle is a spooky skeleton :o

    • @Krascth
      @Krascth 10 років тому +73

      Did I ever tell you...
      The tale of me old bones?

    • @beenoc
      @beenoc 10 років тому +16

      Krasudreal IT ALL STARTED IN NEW JOISEY

    • @somegingerrants9997
      @somegingerrants9997 10 років тому

      beenoc Glad to know someone watched "Jersy Boys In Sentry Town"

    • @DerpyGuitarman
      @DerpyGuitarman 10 років тому +1

      Krasudreal You shitlord. How did you fuck this up.

    • @nayrzabear4443
      @nayrzabear4443 10 років тому +1

      Some Ginger Rants EVERYBODY FUCKIN WAS TARTIN YA SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT

  • @Skitteryhurdle5
    @Skitteryhurdle5 10 років тому +48

    Didn't 360 noscope 0/10 -Gameinformer

  • @thefrub
    @thefrub 4 роки тому +15

    I remember the day this game went from "fun" to "pay to win garbage". They got rid of the tier system and allowed paid players to stomp on players 5 tiers below them

  • @Qururuka
    @Qururuka 10 років тому +98

    I have no idea why but I'm literally crying with laughter.

    • @TheKnifingZombie
      @TheKnifingZombie 10 років тому +14

      Your avatar caused the same affliction you appear to have,*friend*.

    • @Qururuka
      @Qururuka 10 років тому +38

      The way you said *friend* is very passive aggressive.

    • @Qururuka
      @Qururuka 10 років тому +5

      Tanner Smith ...?

    • @TechieWidget
      @TechieWidget 10 років тому +3

      Same here. XD I can't breathe.

    • @sponsje
      @sponsje 10 років тому

      Tanner Smith
      /v/ go home

  • @MisterJunichi
    @MisterJunichi 10 років тому +34

    is it a coincidence that jarmus and strar release videos at about the same time?

    • @Fralab26
      @Fralab26 10 років тому +4

      loomynarty kunfurmud

    • @nayrzabear4443
      @nayrzabear4443 10 років тому

      Yeah i've seen a pattern recently 2 yerma vid's= 1 ster_ vid.

  • @Saltience
    @Saltience 2 роки тому +7

    Man... robocraft...

  • @isnitjustkit
    @isnitjustkit 3 роки тому +34

    Dude this game used to be amazing
    Then they removed tiered blocks and it went down hill really fast

    • @lilyliao9521
      @lilyliao9521 2 роки тому

      well people still play pokemon unite so whos to say

    • @hhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnngh
      @hhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnngh 2 роки тому

      @@lilyliao9521 how is it nowadays? I havent played it since 2017

    • @Robot3k
      @Robot3k 2 роки тому +3

      @@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnngh Nowdays, its really not great
      However, there is a 2015 version restoration project of it
      I recommend checking it out
      RC15

  • @Retrad_
    @Retrad_ 3 роки тому +5

    this game was so much better before the legs
    before the tracks
    when it had tiers
    and thrusters didn't suck :,(

  • @hectooo4395
    @hectooo4395 10 років тому +12

    WTF?!?!?! Okay okay... So Star and Jerma time traveled back to tc_Hydro then Star left Jerma there and went back to see the dinosaur. Star got into a fight with baby BatBoy and barely got out alive. He went into the future too far and picked up future Jerma. Future Jerma got greedy and Star and Future Jerma got into a fight. During the struggle they went back to tc_hydro where Real Jerma bakestaybed Future Jerma. The time travel machine got damaged and went back to the present with this game in their game list.

  • @damgam98
    @damgam98 5 років тому +5

    THIS APPEARED IN MY RECOMMENDATION...
    HOLY FUQ NOSTALGIA IS REAL

    • @pandaninja1406
      @pandaninja1406 5 років тому +1

      Same lol

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas 5 років тому

      Yeah ... I hope they bring back the good old as an separate version or better make it so people can make their own servers with the different versions but with the bugs curated ... That is a dream and they will never do that so stop dreaming ... OK :/ maybe later i will find a game that fits the gap robocraft left in my heart ... i kept playing since 2014 and constantly until recently when they removed the boost mechanic.

  • @jacbo374
    @jacbo374 2 роки тому +3

    God I love this video, I love all of these videos

  • @HelenaRedgrave
    @HelenaRedgrave 10 років тому +142

    Jerma inside Star_? Well, I always imagined it the other way around, but I guess that works too.

  • @yaawg
    @yaawg 10 років тому +16

    "My butt's getting destroyed" - Star 2k14

  • @domantasadomaitis1431
    @domantasadomaitis1431 4 роки тому +8

    i remember when robocraft was good and fun

  • @tomekosika9584
    @tomekosika9584 7 років тому +4

    "im completely hollow inside so maybe youre small enough to get in me"
    thats the perfect joke

  • @inkolore2
    @inkolore2 10 років тому +7

    Star_ said "Get inside me"
    Tons of fan fictions incoming

  • @hiimemily
    @hiimemily 10 років тому +7

    4:20
    "I'm Jerma."
    "I'm STAR_."
    "And this is Jackass."

  • @trevisgostosin
    @trevisgostosin 10 років тому +9

    I just spin in circles and can't drive™

  • @MO2SKY
    @MO2SKY 10 років тому

    STAR_, CONGRATS ON 500k SUBS! You are by far my favorite UA-camr, I have watched ALL of your videos for the past 2-3 years and you deserve so much more than than 500k and it would be amazing if you could upload more if possible. As long as you are playing A game and you are talking then it's a video I'll love. Keep up the good work!

  • @Snartleflush
    @Snartleflush 3 роки тому +2

    this video is the reason I have 900 hours in robocraft
    Thank you

  • @casualbird7671
    @casualbird7671 3 роки тому +7

    I really miss when the game was like this

  • @ShadowHunter120
    @ShadowHunter120 8 років тому +196

    The game is almost NOTHING like this now FYI.

    • @gregoirebasseville4797
      @gregoirebasseville4797 7 років тому +23

      ShadowHunter120 And now it's so far off you couldn't imagine.

    • @yamaking2975
      @yamaking2975 5 років тому +11

      @@gregoirebasseville4797 And now you can consider it a different game

    • @jimothyj2638
      @jimothyj2638 5 років тому +29

      Its complete shit now and almost no one plays it anymore

    • @yamaking2975
      @yamaking2975 5 років тому +4

      @@jimothyj2638 yeah

    • @sidensashes2589
      @sidensashes2589 4 роки тому +19

      @@jimothyj2638 i just watched this again and like really wanna play but they destroyed their game and i'm super sad

  • @RetryOfHealGuy
    @RetryOfHealGuy 10 років тому +33

    Is this like Ster_Wars?

  • @BlkDragonian
    @BlkDragonian 7 років тому +7

    that alligator was cute as fuck, dude

  • @arbycool5214
    @arbycool5214 10 років тому +7

    "Get inside me" -Ster

  • @cadencegant3201
    @cadencegant3201 8 років тому +5

    This video got me into Robocraft when it came out. Unfortunately, FreeJam have ruined it. Now this is the only memory of the original Robocraft. It will be dearly missed.

    • @ogre9966
      @ogre9966 8 років тому

      rio

    • @BmillTheGamer
      @BmillTheGamer 8 років тому

      +Unfunny Idiot You think you know the original Robocraft. M8 your version was 10x better than the original. They have actually fixed a lot of problems and added more features. The game is now a lot better. Maybe you're just bad at it.

    • @cadencegant3201
      @cadencegant3201 8 років тому +2

      BmillTheGamer It's not a matter of skill, it's the fact that FreeJam removed all essence of creativity from what they made it into. All machines have to meet specific guidelines just to be used in an actual match, and that severely limits creativity. I was shit at it, but I didn't care. It was fun. At least, for a while.

  • @douglasj.almeida8265
    @douglasj.almeida8265 10 років тому +2

    Man, these guys can have fun with any game.

  • @ThePteropterus
    @ThePteropterus 10 років тому

    My favorite part is when the match starts and everyone else rolls out with their cool custom spaceships and you guys are just ricocheting everywhere flat on your face.

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 10 років тому +5

    Battlefield: Minecraft Edition now with more Halo

  • @firetoy465
    @firetoy465 10 років тому +6

    Please make more of these XD.

    • @43615
      @43615 5 років тому +1

      i just started crying

  • @JacksonEbert
    @JacksonEbert 8 років тому +6

    "I'm the man!" Why does that make me laugh so much

  • @benhaggerty8707
    @benhaggerty8707 5 років тому +3

    I remember this robocraft
    Back when it was simpler
    I don’t want to say better, because I believe that the new version has its merits but this was my introduction into a very fun game

  • @SheepysheepsMC
    @SheepysheepsMC 10 років тому +4

    Get inside of me. -Ster_ (let the fanfics begin)

  • @robbehaegeman
    @robbehaegeman 10 років тому +67

    Do a how to rocket jump video

    • @ster
      @ster  10 років тому +248

      Do a search of my videos

    • @brekiarnalds3732
      @brekiarnalds3732 10 років тому +52

      STAR_
      Ham

    • @purplebunz
      @purplebunz 10 років тому

      xD

    • @SnowflakeVee
      @SnowflakeVee 10 років тому +9

      Blossi Arnalds You want the ham? BOOM. Ham.

    • @periwinkle9167
      @periwinkle9167 10 років тому +2

      Do a how to be good at tf2 video please. I suck.

  • @oscarknud9809
    @oscarknud9809 10 років тому

    Probably one of your best vids. Crying the whole time holy shit

  • @Baxdronn4
    @Baxdronn4 10 років тому

    Please make more of this game. This is hilarious.

  • @MediciMedic
    @MediciMedic 10 років тому +8

    The way Jerma said "I'm an alligator," had me in tears for a good minute. My sides hurt from the simplest shit Jerma says in that goofy/cute voice.

  • @JSpaceSS
    @JSpaceSS 5 років тому +16

    Ahh... The old Robocraft I miss them :'(

    • @pandaninja1406
      @pandaninja1406 5 років тому +2

      Did u randomly get this in your recommended too ? 😂

    • @ericding42
      @ericding42 5 років тому +2

      I used to play robocraft as well,clocked in over 500 hours. But Freejam keeps ruining the game

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas 5 років тому

      Yeah ... I hope they bring back the good old as an separate version or better make it so people can make their own servers with the different versions but with the bugs curated ... That is a dream and they will never do that so stop dreaming ... OK :/ maybe later i will find a game that fits the gap robocraft left in my heart ... i kept playing since 2014 and constantly until recently when they removed the boost mechanic.

  • @MatthewWright001
    @MatthewWright001 10 років тому

    LOL This is one of the best videos ive seen in a long time! DO MORE!!!

  • @Time2DoStuff
    @Time2DoStuff 10 років тому

    Congrats on 500,000 SUBS!

  • @mistuhpetah
    @mistuhpetah 10 років тому +3

    *"Get inside me"*
    -Star_ 2014

  • @jackman9061
    @jackman9061 Рік тому +5

    Ah yes, back when Robocraft was balanced, those were the days!

  • @m3t4lmancer
    @m3t4lmancer 10 років тому +1

    The alligator flying to Indiana Jones music cracked me up.

  • @512packman
    @512packman 10 років тому

    Congradulations on 500,000 subscribers star_ :D

  • @ShadowHunter120
    @ShadowHunter120 8 років тому +3

    I want to see STAR_ play this now that it's had so many updates it's unrecognizable.

  • @czuser
    @czuser 10 років тому +10

    Please make more sweet genius. Ster please do it for your people.

  • @LenkyLad
    @LenkyLad 10 років тому

    the way some of these things are built reminds me of those collision experiments in school where you wrap a bunch of straws and bubble wrap around an egg and throw them off the roof to see who's egg doesn't crack

  • @skateboardpete
    @skateboardpete 10 років тому

    Congratz on 500,000 buddy

  • @stalinizedsun685
    @stalinizedsun685 10 років тому +24

    Battlebots? More like BATTLESHROKS HUEHUEUEHEUEHUENHEHUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEEHEUEH

  • @AtzeHHouse
    @AtzeHHouse 10 років тому +3

    Oh my god, the Limbo!

  • @rallaa
    @rallaa 10 років тому

    Oh god, more please. I couldn't stop laughing for the entire video.

  • @JJhotdawg
    @JJhotdawg 9 років тому

    This is my favorite video on your channel.

  • @schwidola9657
    @schwidola9657 5 років тому +4

    The old times 😢

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas 5 років тому

      Yeah ... I hope they bring back the good old as an separate version or better make it so people can make their own servers with the different versions but with the bugs curated ... That is a dream and they will never do that so stop dreaming ... OK :/ maybe later i will find a game that fits the gap robocraft left in my heart ... i kept playing since 2014 and constantly until recently when they removed the boost mechanic.

  • @IonMapping
    @IonMapping 9 років тому +4

    4:12 "Get inside me!"

  • @Kakashinigami
    @Kakashinigami 10 років тому

    This was an awesome one Star, I laughed so much.

  • @savage7882
    @savage7882 8 років тому

    I play this game for 2 years. Ive built some amazing vechiles.
    But the smiley box face is the most brilliant thing i ever saw...

  • @PieALaMode
    @PieALaMode 10 років тому +5

    Mm oh yeah, ram him Jerma.

  • @CometSamurai
    @CometSamurai 10 років тому +10

    Meth is a hell of a drug.

  • @Entropymeetsmalice
    @Entropymeetsmalice 10 років тому

    STAR_ you just absolutely made my night with this video!!!!

  • @Crowny132
    @Crowny132 10 років тому +1

    Congrats on reaching level 2 ster. The family must be really proud :D

  • @varen1954
    @varen1954 6 років тому +6

    I remember when this game was actually fun...

  • @tonycezar1645
    @tonycezar1645 10 років тому +4

    4:12, close your eyes and dream

  • @Kris18
    @Kris18 10 років тому

    That was one of the most magnificent videos I have ever watched.

  • @Dustin9933
    @Dustin9933 10 років тому

    Please.... please... do more of this. This was hilarious.

  • @imtheman84
    @imtheman84 8 років тому +33

    I am not a good guy....
    I am not a bad guy...
    I am 1:36

  • @dantesviktor6640
    @dantesviktor6640 10 років тому +3

    "I'm just gonna ram ya."
    Jerma985~July 30,2014 2:02

  • @zackdnep
    @zackdnep 10 років тому

    Congrats on 500k subs man!

  • @TexasDragon
    @TexasDragon 10 років тому

    congratz on 500,000 SUBS!!!

  • @SeriousPeopleStudios
    @SeriousPeopleStudios 10 років тому +8

    So is this Banjo-Kazooie Nuts & Bolts without the lackluster story missions and horrible environments?

  • @Takimeko
    @Takimeko 5 років тому +3

    I love how every single Star_ and Jerma video will inevitably have "Remember when (insert game here) was good?" comments.

  • @JunkJunk42
    @JunkJunk42 10 років тому

    Gratz on 500k stur. You da man.

  • @avrettbutcher7862
    @avrettbutcher7862 10 років тому

    I've never seen such beautiful creations

  • @aless5301
    @aless5301 7 років тому +3

    REST IN PIECE ROBOCRAFT

  • @fred_d_terrarian7217
    @fred_d_terrarian7217 5 років тому +3

    ah, robocraft...
    oh good were the days of the ejector seats and the thunderclouds.

    • @unknownentity9805
      @unknownentity9805 5 років тому

      Yeah... Good memories right...? :) Shame really when you think about it... Such a great idea for a game but the developers kept making bad decisions which ultimately led to a lot of people disliking the game... I myself still play it to this day, but I wonder for how much longer I'll be able to...

    • @fred_d_terrarian7217
      @fred_d_terrarian7217 5 років тому

      @@unknownentity9805 i can agree with ya. i no longer play RC cuz of school but even if i could i wouldn't enjoy it. anyway, good luck in your future matches!

  • @chestersnapdragonmcfisticu8181
    @chestersnapdragonmcfisticu8181 10 років тому

    I NEED MORE OF THIS

  • @Keno9988
    @Keno9988 10 років тому +3

    "Fanfiction Mode: Activated"
    "My butt's getting destroyed!"
    huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

  • @DEADdemon
    @DEADdemon 9 років тому +16

    OMG I'm the dood who's a dragon at 5:13

  • @steampunkthing2716
    @steampunkthing2716 10 років тому +3

    Star do a basically Bioshock Infinite, in my opinion it's a fantastic game but I always like seeing you make fun of games!

  • @Intrafacial86
    @Intrafacial86 10 років тому +1

    I don't think I've ever laughed this hard in my life.

  • @AGrayPhantom
    @AGrayPhantom 10 років тому

    Oh my god please do more of this!!

  • @NotoriousTitan
    @NotoriousTitan 10 років тому +8

    "Wait, lemme line it up."
    Ster_, 2014

  • @jay5961
    @jay5961 5 років тому +3

    Why was this recommended to me in 2019

    • @jimothyj2638
      @jimothyj2638 5 років тому

      Idk. Robocraft is garbage now

  • @CircusPeanut
    @CircusPeanut 10 років тому

    oh my god I haven't laughed that hard in a long time... the 'hello' got me

  • @almorik
    @almorik 10 років тому

    Omg more of this, please !