"Because animals don't know when you're trying to save them". And Squirrely Dan character is perfect for him. Jared Kelso hoped he would play it just like he does but did not know how to relay that to him. Brilliant!!
From a long-time volunteer firefighter, I thank you for this public safety message (and YES, it's definitely difficult to rescue cats from burning structures).
-Who is your favourite stand up comedian Squirly Dan? -Oh, Big feller. Hell of a storyteller. Handsome as the day is long. Can't remember his name thou...
I love this story and immediately clicked on it when it came back in my feed. What I love even more is all the Letterkenny quips in the comments. Oh wait, I'm sorry, what I meant was.... . . . . . . . . . . . . Can confirm! That Squirrely Dan is a funny feller!
I've shared a stage or two with him back in the day. The man's a class act all the way. I miss the guy but he doesn't play Edmonton as often as he used to and I've since backed out of comedy over the past two years.
I ran into a gas station once and asked for the fire extinguisher. They asked why. I said my car was on fire at the pump. (One of the old stations without the full hood). They asked me to drive it away from the pump. I told them that it wasn't starting. They told me to push it away from the pump. I reminded them that it was on fire. They finally gave me the extinguisher. I ran out and sprayed it. Electrical fire. Thankfully it didn't spread to the fuel system. I couldn't afford a tow truck at the time so I waited until my friend could bring some chains after work. He went underneath to find a good spot to hook them and was talking as he tapped on things to judge how sturdy they were. He got a mouthful of fire extinguishing powder and started coughing up blood. They had to check him at the hospital. It took hours for poison control to call back. Not poisonous, but a pretty severe irritant in powder form. I sold the car for a dollar and someone actually got it back on the road later. Kind of burns me up that they stiffed me and never actually gave me my dollar. I collect coins and being carless couldn't get to the bank. The Sacagawea dollars had just come out and that was supposed to be the price.
He's like the third fellow big guy I've encountered who has HIS OWN "I almost burned down my house making french fries" story. The long and short of mine is that I parboiled them in water first, and then did not sufficiently dry them before adding them to the oil.
I have done that- with the cooking, the fire and adding water. I put the flaming frying pan under the tap. Just as i turned the water on, I remembered you shouldn't use water on oil fires. I managed to pull my head out of the way of the flash fireball just in time. Just singed my eyebrows. I managed to put the fire out ok, but had to repaint the whole kitchen. Flame lick marks over the entire ceiling. I was too close to see what the fireball looked like, but my son (4 at the time) had a better view of it from the kitchen doorway- judging by his reaction, I think it may indeed have looked like the giant phoenix of death.
I have one of those super affectionate yet simultaneously suuuper skittish and nervous type cats. The 'no, you NEED to trust me right now' game is a huge fear of mine... xD If it comes to that I'm sure I can win and save him, but I'm def coming out the other side looking like a scratch pad for a bird of prey or a bear. Literally no doubt Seriously though, folks, eat a salad. Super good for you but also the biosphere. Just.... Just [crying on the inside after a rotting biomass] no, sorry, saying. Just saying
Youre a funny guy, and that's what's I appreciates about you.
Is that what you appreciate about him?
Lets take about 5 to 10 percent off there Reid
Sort yourself out
Clean it up boys
@@joecollier8924 Your sister's hot. There I said it.
Please let this man get a big ass stand up special. He deserves it.
"Because animals don't know when you're trying to save them".
And Squirrely Dan character is perfect for him. Jared Kelso hoped he would play it just like he does but did not know how to relay that to him.
Brilliant!!
From a long-time volunteer firefighter, I thank you for this public safety message (and YES, it's definitely difficult to rescue cats from burning structures).
-Who is your favourite stand up comedian Squirly Dan?
-Oh, Big feller. Hell of a storyteller. Handsome as the day is long. Can't remember his name thou...
Good guy though?
@@owencasson8025 Real good guy
@@xXCanyon107Xx oh he's a great guy
@@crow8549 Tremendous
@@crow8549 Glad to hear he’s a good guy at least
"The giant phoenix of death erupted from the pot!"
His voice is what makes it so funny for me XD
He should do voice acting.
It got my attention
"Water fights fires."
"ALLEGEDLIES."
His delivery is what makes this great.
Lanning Kann timing too
This guys got a ton of material! This is the seventh video I’ve seen of him and he hasn’t repeated a single joke!
He started hinting at water, and I was, like
"Oh God, you didn't" 😶
He did.... 😬😬😬😬😬
Right? Nooooo!
Kinda makes a fella wonder......don’t it?
Yeah dip shit it does make you wonder it makes you wonder why the fuck don't we teach our kids this shit before it becomes an issue like death
And I only gave you a thumbs up because you have a point
@@MiguelGonzalez-yl5vf never watched letterkenny i guess?
@@MiguelGonzalez-yl5vf woosh
@@lobster272
Woosh Woosh.
Double Woosh.
You brings us laughs and that’s what I aporeciats about you squirrelly dan
I love this story and immediately clicked on it when it came back in my feed. What I love even more is all the Letterkenny quips in the comments.
Oh wait, I'm sorry, what I meant was....
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Can confirm! That Squirrely Dan is a funny feller!
Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid ya’s ever notice?
calvin Cochran kinda makes a fella wonder
@@DrNarwhal19 don't it?
I've shared a stage or two with him back in the day. The man's a class act all the way. I miss the guy but he doesn't play Edmonton as often as he used to and I've since backed out of comedy over the past two years.
Way to go Squirelly Dan
How are you now?
@@haymaker710 good n you?
@@thomaskemp205 Not so bad.
It's not even that his jokes are that funny (I mean, they are) but it's the way that he presents it.
thats like 95% of good comedy, all in the presentation. Most comedy is just dry stories that happened in someone's life but they tell it well
Same with Mitch Hedberg. His timing and delivery were impeccable.
Frank Gomez think like a cactus.
...allegedly
Frank Gomez mitch was a great writer and had great delivery
I ran into a gas station once and asked for the fire extinguisher. They asked why. I said my car was on fire at the pump. (One of the old stations without the full hood). They asked me to drive it away from the pump. I told them that it wasn't starting. They told me to push it away from the pump. I reminded them that it was on fire. They finally gave me the extinguisher.
I ran out and sprayed it. Electrical fire. Thankfully it didn't spread to the fuel system. I couldn't afford a tow truck at the time so I waited until my friend could bring some chains after work. He went underneath to find a good spot to hook them and was talking as he tapped on things to judge how sturdy they were. He got a mouthful of fire extinguishing powder and started coughing up blood. They had to check him at the hospital. It took hours for poison control to call back. Not poisonous, but a pretty severe irritant in powder form.
I sold the car for a dollar and someone actually got it back on the road later. Kind of burns me up that they stiffed me and never actually gave me my dollar. I collect coins and being carless couldn't get to the bank. The Sacagawea dollars had just come out and that was supposed to be the price.
He's like the third fellow big guy I've encountered who has HIS OWN "I almost burned down my house making french fries" story.
The long and short of mine is that I parboiled them in water first, and then did not sufficiently dry them before adding them to the oil.
His opening line made the whole set.
So Squirrely Dan was in Winnipeg the other daaaay....
Allegedly
Oh not so bad
iambic pentameter used in comedy. how interesting.
seems so effortless, but i can appreciate the thought and time put into this routine
I’m gonna need you take about 20 to 25 percent off there Squirrelly Dan.
im on a trevor wilson binge
had to pause I was laughing so hard!
Love me some Squirrelly Dan
This is what I appreciates about him
Too be faaaaair!
To be faaiiiirrrrrrrr
To be faaaaaaiiir
To be faaiirr
Okay, Dan. Okay. Okay, Dan. Okay
🎵To be faaaaaair🎵
My favorite comic ever
I like how this can telegraph what’s about to happen and then take an abrupt turn in the next joke.
Historically is the new allegedly
This guy is hilarious.
He should look into doing Standup.
I think he should look into helping his friend run his produce stand imo
Can't wait to see him live in a few weeks!
How did it go
I went to high school with this guy...his nickname was Peaches. You did good, bro.
Now peaches is a fuckin baller. Kinda makes a fella wonder
A masterpiece painted with the English language, this wasn't so much a stand up bit, as it was an epic short film.
"It's a game, a chasing game" 😂
Man this is a good look for Trevor
A pretty good guy
As long as he’s a good guy
A bit long winded for my taste but yeah, a pretty good guy.
Great guy
Oh he’s a great fucking guy.
Historically!
I know he plays a character on Letterkenny, but it's still weird to hear him talk without a country accent.
I'm such a fan of this guy
That’s what I appreciates about ya’s
I have done that- with the cooking, the fire and adding water. I put the flaming frying pan under the tap. Just as i turned the water on, I remembered you shouldn't use water on oil fires. I managed to pull my head out of the way of the flash fireball just in time. Just singed my eyebrows. I managed to put the fire out ok, but had to repaint the whole kitchen. Flame lick marks over the entire ceiling. I was too close to see what the fireball looked like, but my son (4 at the time) had a better view of it from the kitchen doorway- judging by his reaction, I think it may indeed have looked like the giant phoenix of death.
So funny & such a cute teddy bear
I love this dude man he is so damn funny
Great set!
Just met Mr. Beatty a few days ago, he's great
Thank you!
Squirly dan got him a comedy gig...good for you dan
That’s what I said. I says, “Good for you, Dan.”
(Figure it out.)
Diiiiiiiiiid ya ever notice?
He tries to save animals from a burning building, thats whats I appreciates abouts him
as a messy eater, I vibe with eating naked so hard.
HISTORICALLY!
Them's are funnies jokes I tells ya's
Saw a Letterkenny Live show... He hates it when you quote the show when they do their stand up bit...
Kinda makes a fella wonder,
Don't it.
Just so you know flour will put out an oil fire in the kitchen
Curious to see if anyone followed this guys advice and burned their house down
Fire extinguisher under the sink works too.
This is poetry
Take about 20% off her there Squirrely Dan
Got damn Squirrely Dan
Is....is he Canadian and Texan?
Squirelly dan is the best
Yeah. Comedy is returning to the 90s.
yeeeeah dan!!!!!! diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid you ever notice
Reason 5 million and 1 why he’s called Squirly
If this doesn’t make Bonnie McMurray to love him... Nothing Will.
Bonnie McMurray
Why do you all, post what we just heard? ADD?
withought looking up - "yah, yah you should have had a salad."
Epic!
What about the burgers ?
Lol Cop wasn't even phased
What happened to the burgers!!!!
this is some funny shit, he's good
This guy looks like Braun Strowman If he hadn’t become a bodybuilder and a pro wrestler and was a comedian instead
And that's what we loves about ya
I don't appreciates you calling a grill a barbeque barbeque isnt a grill it isnt an event thats a cook out barbeque is a type of food
This Dudes funny.....
Trevor is not yet aware of how handsome I think he is. Well, I guess he is now.
K Trevor Wilson
Trevor Wilson K
Bring it down 20% there guys
Diiiiids yous ever notice?
Salt of the earth
But what does Professor Tricia’s thinks abouts this?
Hmmmm. Well at least he is awesome on Letterkenny. Now that is a great show!
I didn't notice the lady @ 2:51 and thought that guy just had really weird hair.
Was anyone here?
I have one of those super affectionate yet simultaneously suuuper skittish and nervous type cats. The 'no, you NEED to trust me right now' game is a huge fear of mine... xD If it comes to that I'm sure I can win and save him, but I'm def coming out the other side looking like a scratch pad for a bird of prey or a bear. Literally no doubt
Seriously though, folks, eat a salad. Super good for you but also the biosphere. Just.... Just [crying on the inside after a rotting biomass] no, sorry, saying. Just saying
This guy is funny
"HISTORICALLY..."
Allegedly!
It's just not rights hearing him without pluralizing the words in his sentences.
Lmboooooo 😂
And so I let go of the dish hose.........and I shit my pants.........just a bit.
This guy sounds like Will Sassos Jesse Ventura impression lol
Please do NOT try to put out a grease fire with water. 😅
To be fair
And how are ya now?
Am I the only one who thinks this cat sounds alot like fellow Canadian funny man, Seth Rogen? Voice wise, I mean?
HARD NO.
Historic-LEH