24:45 I really don't like that the firefighters and the EMTs told the little kid off for calling 911. All the kid knew, was that someone was going to cut off his little sister's toe. We WANT kids to call for help - please don't frighten them for doing it. He probably won't call 911 ever again, not even if the house is on fire or a parent seriously injured, just because he was told off and grounded when he called to protect his little sis.
Not a firefighter but I was the idiot and for the record, it was not a "rescue" per se. I turned on my "oven" to cook a frozen pizza. Ten or so minutes later while waiting for the frozen pizza to cook, my fire alarm started going off so I got up and the kitchen was starting to fill with smoke. Instead of turning on the oven, I'd turned on a burner, which had a plastic Tupperware lid on top of it. I threw the lid in the sink and got the flame out but the apartment kept filling with smoke. My across the hall neighbors even got smoke in their apartment and our fire alarms would not shut off. We had to call the fire dept and they knew me and they just laughed after I told them that I tried to fry a Tupperware lid. And for anyone that's interested, i did not get my pizza that night.
Fun useless fact: there's a game where you can buy a martial arts skill for your character that's called Dwarven Mug Fighting. You basically whack people with your beer stein. At the highest level of skill you not only do a ridiculous amount of damage, you also don't spill your drink while doing so. The Drunk-Fu is strong with that one.
The last one sounds like that elderly woman's son may have started the apartment fire & was upset that the FD were helping the intended target to escape
17:06 this story. I saw a small fire at a dried up hay pile. I thought, well frick it, I pour my drink over it and stepped a little on it with my feed. That was the moment a total Karen came along the way. She screamed at me thinking I was about to lay a fire. Like that is the only reasonable thing to do for a 19 year old young teen alone at a horse stable. She then said, she know the owner and rushed away to get him. By the time she went, I got rid of the fire. I didn't leave immediatelly cause I wanted this Karen to know defeat when the owner sees me. Cause he knows me and he knows I don't lay fires lol. Sadly she didn't return. I went home. End.
6:55 things like that "choking on peanut butter" story seem like they will become more and more prominent as more and more states start legalizing weed.
Years ago my region dealt with flooding from widespread rain. More of an inconvenience than anything. During is event, someone was reported on the roof of the Old Navy with a sign saying “HELP”. Turned out a retail worker showed up to their job, saw no one was there, then panicked. But rather than leaving in the car they used to get there, or even call 911, they thought climbing on the roof was their best course of action. On top of that, passers by stopped to heckle this person from the sidewalk.
That story about the kid locking himself in the bedroom reminded me of this story my older sister told me, she is the reason we we're not allowed to have candles in the home as children and why everything remotely flammable was tightly monitored, when she was like 4 (Before I was born) my parents had scented candles in the bathroom. Apparently memorized by the flame she took a huge wad of toilet paper and started waving it around in the candle, then dropped the burning toilet paper into the trash which burst into flames. My father's fireman sense went off and he burst into the bathroom and put out the fire. Then my parents dumped all the candles and never bought more 🤷♀
Back when I was a dispatcher, we got a call from a family one evening who said they were having trouble breathing. I send EMS and FD down there, police show up as well. I thought maybe they had a carbon monoxide leak because the lady who called was coughing and so were here kids. Nope. They had decided to set up a few bug bombs in their house and go to bed for the night, apparently not knowing or caring that bug bombs fill an entire room with bug spray, and you're supposed to leave the house for 4 hours when you set them off.
My mum said that when she was a kid, my aunty (her older sister) got her head stuck in the fence and the fire brigade needed to cut her out. My aunty is in her 50's now. LOL
Ya, I have a horse that has been rescued by my local fire department not once but twice! First time was with her former owners and was a T-post impalement after a fence fight with another horse went wrong and she ended up being hung by her butt. Took a bit over a year to heal and left a big scar. They had to cut the post to get her off. The second rescue was a couple of years ago and was a result of a game of catch me if you can. She managed to get the gate open and went for a run. She ended up though trying to run across the very rotten mobile home floor that was ground set on one end. This trailer floor had joists that ran the length of the trailer instead of the width. She went crashing through and ended up about the half way point before she stopped. I spent a hour and a half squatting on a floor joist keeping her calm. While vet and fire department got in position to be able to cut her out of the floor. That was a expensive evening! Many stitches were placed and she now has a lovely scar under her knee. She missed the lower joint spaces by A hair which would have led to a much different outcome. The captain of the crew sent out was the same one on her first rescue and actually recognized her. I still have her and she is still a naughty redhead!
A few weeks ago, my neighbor's house caught on fire due to shady landlord negligence. My aunt, who was home at the time, told me the residents kept trying to get back into the house while the firefighters tried to do their thing. They honestly thought they could just... hang out in the house while it was on fire. Not surprising. They were terminally stupid and had been a nuisance ever since they moved in a few months before.
@@deathangel7335 The kids were the worst, to be honest. They kept appearing on our property, in the yard and driveway, breaking things and nearly getting hit when we pulled into the driveway. One time I was backing my car out. I look behind me and at first, there's no one there. I look ahead to readjust my car to get out of my parking space and looked behind me again to see this small child just appear out of nowhere further behind me. Those kids had a death wish.
Back in ‘99 I went to see a friend and the elevator got stuck on the way up to his floor. The emergency phone receiver alongside the rows of buttons didn’t work. (Not everyone had cellphones then and I certainly didn’t). I’m usually punctual so a when I didn’t show up my friend came down the stairs to see what was going on. Firefighters were called and I was rescued. The funny/weird thing about it was that the department wanted to bill ME for the services! I don’t know how that would make any sense since I obviously didn’t own the building!
EMT here , once called to a residence for a middle school aged child who had stubbed their toe; we get there and find out we aren't there to treat or transport we're here because child says their toe hurts too bad to walk so the parent calls the fire dept and us to carry the child out of the house and to the parents car to go to the hospital. 😑😑
once when i was maybe 10-12, me and my friend David and my little brother would put on our naruto headbands and play naruto outside. we did a mission which was climbing up on the roof of his house via those little metal columns. i got up, but was too scared to come down so his grandma called the fire department to ladder me down lmao. was so embarrassed
Rescued person here. Not really stupid but funny in a way. I found a sink hole in my yard Don't know how the damn this came to be since I live in the city but many think it could have been left over from when the house was moved as it over 150 years old and one of the 1st house in the city. Well I almost fell in the 8 foot deep hole but saved by my big butts (cue BIG BUTT SONG FROM THE 90S) I scared about what's going on as i feel my self slipping down with each breath until one of the local firefighters who was off duty came and asked in a sacratc voice (he wasn't being mean just trying to calm me down and knew that i wasn't one for sweet talk and such. just be blunt with me). how was my day and was i digging gold? I glare at him and just tell him ' No i thought about being a human gopher for the day. We both were laughing at that. An way he was able to pull me out with out himself being pulled in and then the hole got bigger to which we moved really quickly. The sink hole was near my cat corral which is a chicken coop type that is used to let the cats be able to go outside with out them getting lost or hurt. Thankfully the hole stopped before it could reach the corral Still laught to this day about the rescue and the hole has been filled in but has settle a little that you can see the indent in the earth but not evnough to worry thought my dad once a year checks to make sure.
Dad is retired Long Beach FD. The man, the myth, the legend, MUCINEX MAN. Would walk into whatever drug store there was nearby, steal some mucinex, trip balls, have the fire department called to come help, gets arrested for shoplifting, gets released, repeat. Over, and over, and over again. Didn’t know mucinex was addictive l
Well this explains my dizziness as I get over this cold. I know full well I read the bottle the first time I ever used this type of medication, but you never remember everything. Yea, I could see someone tripping balls on this if they took way more than they were supposed to. I will say though, the stuff works absolutely fantastic at clearing out your airway.
This really shouldn't be a hot take but...if HANDCUFFS can be attached to a person, and they have a _locking mechanism,_ and a KEY that can be LOST, then they are _not "toy handcuffs,"_ they are child-size plastic _fully functional handcuffs!_
My parents used to have a truck. When I was a kid I was in the back of it and stuck my finger in one of the holes in the truck bed wall (I think it was supposed to attach cords or mounts or something, I don't remember) and it got stuck. Anyway the fire department got it out and my parents decided they should get a different car.
The instagram model story made me physically angry, actually, i think I experienced a new level of silent rage never before known to mankind, if i was that firefighter I would have tossed her back in and told my superiors I didn't make it in time
@@dx1450 🎉yeah that’s 🎉 rq one is a big kidnapped man 👨 a teri❤😮e io the 7:17 people wide wide 😢your fingers eiuar😢ow uh😂tuy is is the 🍵 person 😂😅 wer 😅I have no idea how to 😢 we ry❤te😢 I think 🤔 😂 🎉girl that u
"Tried to have conjugal relations with a barbell." And this is why women live longer 😀 Also, there's an old 999/911 recording somewhere on line of a bloke 1st ringing the police to complain about the giant white UFO hovering over his house with a spotlight. Sometime later, he rings back &, following orders from the angry woman in the background, admits it was actually the full moon & they need not come & that he may have has a few drinks. It's right up there on my all time favourites list. Edited for Lunar UFO. And then again for grammar.
Not the firefighter but the rescued. I was showering in my bfs apartment while he was at work. As I got ready to learn, the door handle, which was crap, came off and of course it’s the bit without the bar in it. I tried to get it on but all too fast I heard the clank of the handle falling out on the other side of the door. Cue me screaming out a window to our backyard for help. Not sure how long I did that but eventually a young officer (yeah I know. Not a fire fight but I think it counts a little) opening the door to my wet and nude self. Yeah…. It was awkward. Another time, I was living in a dorm and divided to make marshmallow fondant and because I didn’t have enough powder sugar, I managed to glue my hands to the counter in a very thick and sticky mess. Had to tell for my neighbor who was a firefighter volunteer to come over and yank me free. We laughed a bit and I died a little inside of embarrassment.
That one lady not letting a STROKE VICTIM talk enough to even try to explain made me mad. It's her bleeping job to listen to people who are in distress.
Sitting here looking at my youngest who just turned 6 and wondering how many kids in these stories have mental delay issues and lick short bus windows.
Handcuff magician should have gone to the police station. All handcuffs are keyed alike, so a cop's key will also unlock handcuffs meant for adult play.
15:48 it was sbecause of Irene the previous year a bad storm said it was gonna be bad not super bad same with sandy minus the last part considering how Sandy was a powerhouse at the end of its life
Worked at a restaurant attached to s gas station Gas station had a fire from one of their roof units and the shift manager of the restaurant wasn't going to close (1am only drive thru at time) as it wasn't on their side of building He called police as the fire department wouldn't move their trucks so customers could get into DT area. Yes he had to be removed from building by poluce
Honestly I get mattress spring lady, your used to being stabbed by straight objects so use try to pull yourself up *pain*. So your basically trying to unscrew yourself but your butt been stabbed so you can't see, it's super confusing which direction to move and every direction hurts. Also if it was the first it happened to her it takes a hot sec to figure out what happened and how to unstab yourself, if I what stabbed that deep id probably call someone too.
Fire department came to my work once because some asshat had thrown a cigarette in the bark mulch outside and it was smoking a little. And I mean a little. I could have pissed it out and had enough left to autograph my handiwork. The fire department looked upset that they had been called. Even though I had nothing to do with it, I felt like a chode that they were called to my establishment for such a complete non-issue.
The entire OT is one long story of God giving the Israelites everything they need, yet they constantly screw it up. Unending love is really the only explanation for putting up with us.
Oh here we go, storytime, the firefighter/emt community is definitely the most pretentious community there is, every story they tell is about how dumb everyone else is & how smart they are. Its like their favorite pastime is roleplaying as House.. im positive some people have waited their entire lives for this thread lol.. but its sad honestly the industry really does attract a certain type of person.
to be completely fair, the only reason I might snap a selfie in that situation is to popularize my insta and get more traction on my ad posts so I can get more money which i desperately need cause my house just burned down. like, id do it, but purely for my own financial stability
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24:45 I really don't like that the firefighters and the EMTs told the little kid off for calling 911. All the kid knew, was that someone was going to cut off his little sister's toe. We WANT kids to call for help - please don't frighten them for doing it. He probably won't call 911 ever again, not even if the house is on fire or a parent seriously injured, just because he was told off and grounded when he called to protect his little sis.
Not a firefighter but I was the idiot and for the record, it was not a "rescue" per se.
I turned on my "oven" to cook a frozen pizza. Ten or so minutes later while waiting for the frozen pizza to cook, my fire alarm started going off so I got up and the kitchen was starting to fill with smoke. Instead of turning on the oven, I'd turned on a burner, which had a plastic Tupperware lid on top of it. I threw the lid in the sink and got the flame out but the apartment kept filling with smoke. My across the hall neighbors even got smoke in their apartment and our fire alarms would not shut off. We had to call the fire dept and they knew me and they just laughed after I told them that I tried to fry a Tupperware lid. And for anyone that's interested, i did not get my pizza that night.
That one lady who fell down the stairs with out spilling her drink, in the pub fire is some true skill she made one of the best saves of the night
Fun useless fact: there's a game where you can buy a martial arts skill for your character that's called Dwarven Mug Fighting. You basically whack people with your beer stein. At the highest level of skill you not only do a ridiculous amount of damage, you also don't spill your drink while doing so. The Drunk-Fu is strong with that one.
The last one sounds like that elderly woman's son may have started the apartment fire & was upset that the FD were helping the intended target to escape
17:06 this story.
I saw a small fire at a dried up hay pile. I thought, well frick it, I pour my drink over it and stepped a little on it with my feed. That was the moment a total Karen came along the way. She screamed at me thinking I was about to lay a fire. Like that is the only reasonable thing to do for a 19 year old young teen alone at a horse stable. She then said, she know the owner and rushed away to get him. By the time she went, I got rid of the fire. I didn't leave immediatelly cause I wanted this Karen to know defeat when the owner sees me. Cause he knows me and he knows I don't lay fires lol. Sadly she didn't return. I went home. End.
6:55 things like that "choking on peanut butter" story seem like they will become more and more prominent as more and more states start legalizing weed.
5:30 Shame medical leeches weren't in style in the area. That'd be one way to get the blood out of the end.
Years ago my region dealt with flooding from widespread rain. More of an inconvenience than anything. During is event, someone was reported on the roof of the Old Navy with a sign saying “HELP”. Turned out a retail worker showed up to their job, saw no one was there, then panicked. But rather than leaving in the car they used to get there, or even call 911, they thought climbing on the roof was their best course of action. On top of that, passers by stopped to heckle this person from the sidewalk.
The 2nd one with the old man with demtina is sad. But am glad that he was able to call 9-1-1 for help to get him out and safe
That story about the kid locking himself in the bedroom reminded me of this story my older sister told me, she is the reason we we're not allowed to have candles in the home as children and why everything remotely flammable was tightly monitored, when she was like 4 (Before I was born) my parents had scented candles in the bathroom. Apparently memorized by the flame she took a huge wad of toilet paper and started waving it around in the candle, then dropped the burning toilet paper into the trash which burst into flames. My father's fireman sense went off and he burst into the bathroom and put out the fire. Then my parents dumped all the candles and never bought more 🤷♀
Back when I was a dispatcher, we got a call from a family one evening who said they were having trouble breathing. I send EMS and FD down there, police show up as well. I thought maybe they had a carbon monoxide leak because the lady who called was coughing and so were here kids. Nope. They had decided to set up a few bug bombs in their house and go to bed for the night, apparently not knowing or caring that bug bombs fill an entire room with bug spray, and you're supposed to leave the house for 4 hours when you set them off.
My mum said that when she was a kid, my aunty (her older sister) got her head stuck in the fence and the fire brigade needed to cut her out. My aunty is in her 50's now. LOL
Ya, I have a horse that has been rescued by my local fire department not once but twice! First time was with her former owners and was a T-post impalement after a fence fight with another horse went wrong and she ended up being hung by her butt. Took a bit over a year to heal and left a big scar. They had to cut the post to get her off.
The second rescue was a couple of years ago and was a result of a game of catch me if you can. She managed to get the gate open and went for a run. She ended up though trying to run across the very rotten mobile home floor that was ground set on one end. This trailer floor had joists that ran the length of the trailer instead of the width. She went crashing through and ended up about the half way point before she stopped. I spent a hour and a half squatting on a floor joist keeping her calm. While vet and fire department got in position to be able to cut her out of the floor. That was a expensive evening! Many stitches were placed and she now has a lovely scar under her knee. She missed the lower joint spaces by A hair which would have led to a much different outcome. The captain of the crew sent out was the same one on her first rescue and actually recognized her.
I still have her and she is still a naughty redhead!
Is it me or does “I’m a school girl, get me out of here” sound a lot like “help step brother, I’m stuck in the washing machine” 😂
That's what immediately popped into my head too lmao like images of children's play sets being aggressively mis-used
That’s the only meaning I could guess tbh
ayooo😂
Depends upon what exactly that "contorted position" was.
A few weeks ago, my neighbor's house caught on fire due to shady landlord negligence. My aunt, who was home at the time, told me the residents kept trying to get back into the house while the firefighters tried to do their thing. They honestly thought they could just... hang out in the house while it was on fire.
Not surprising. They were terminally stupid and had been a nuisance ever since they moved in a few months before.
Yep, terminally stupid is definitely the correct phrase to describe that.
@@deathangel7335 The kids were the worst, to be honest. They kept appearing on our property, in the yard and driveway, breaking things and nearly getting hit when we pulled into the driveway. One time I was backing my car out. I look behind me and at first, there's no one there. I look ahead to readjust my car to get out of my parking space and looked behind me again to see this small child just appear out of nowhere further behind me. Those kids had a death wish.
Back in ‘99 I went to see a friend and the elevator got stuck on the way up to his floor. The emergency phone receiver alongside the rows of buttons didn’t work. (Not everyone had cellphones then and I certainly didn’t). I’m usually punctual so a when I didn’t show up my friend came down the stairs to see what was going on. Firefighters were called and I was rescued. The funny/weird thing about it was that the department wanted to bill ME for the services! I don’t know how that would make any sense since I obviously didn’t own the building!
EMT here , once called to a residence for a middle school aged child who had stubbed their toe; we get there and find out we aren't there to treat or transport we're here because child says their toe hurts too bad to walk so the parent calls the fire dept and us to carry the child out of the house and to the parents car to go to the hospital. 😑😑
What the hell. The parent couldn't carry them?
If you're not going to transport then don't carry.
once when i was maybe 10-12, me and my friend David and my little brother would put on our naruto headbands and play naruto outside. we did a mission which was climbing up on the roof of his house via those little metal columns. i got up, but was too scared to come down so his grandma called the fire department to ladder me down lmao. was so embarrassed
Rescued person here. Not really stupid but funny in a way. I found a sink hole in my yard Don't know how the damn this came to be since I live in the city but many think it could have been left over from when the house was moved as it over 150 years old and one of the 1st house in the city.
Well I almost fell in the 8 foot deep hole but saved by my big butts (cue BIG BUTT SONG FROM THE 90S) I scared about what's going on as i feel my self slipping down with each breath until one of the local firefighters who was off duty came and asked in a sacratc voice (he wasn't being mean just trying to calm me down and knew that i wasn't one for sweet talk and such. just be blunt with me). how was my day and was i digging gold?
I glare at him and just tell him ' No i thought about being a human gopher for the day. We both were laughing at that. An way he was able to pull me out with out himself being pulled in and then the hole got bigger to which we moved really quickly.
The sink hole was near my cat corral which is a chicken coop type that is used to let the cats be able to go outside with out them getting lost or hurt. Thankfully the hole stopped before it could reach the corral
Still laught to this day about the rescue and the hole has been filled in but has settle a little that you can see the indent in the earth but not evnough to worry thought my dad once a year checks to make sure.
12:45 that plot twist lol.
My grandfather was a cop in the nypd during the 70s to told me he lost count for the amount of ufo trespassing calls he would respond to
What was the last count?
Never go down a chimney. Has no one watched Gremlins?
Dad is retired Long Beach FD. The man, the myth, the legend, MUCINEX MAN. Would walk into whatever drug store there was nearby, steal some mucinex, trip balls, have the fire department called to come help, gets arrested for shoplifting, gets released, repeat. Over, and over, and over again. Didn’t know mucinex was addictive l
anything is addictive if it either: a) changes the state of mind or b) induces pleasure
Well this explains my dizziness as I get over this cold. I know full well I read the bottle the first time I ever used this type of medication, but you never remember everything. Yea, I could see someone tripping balls on this if they took way more than they were supposed to.
I will say though, the stuff works absolutely fantastic at clearing out your airway.
The "sorry dad" story had me cackling
This really shouldn't be a hot take but...if HANDCUFFS can be attached to a person, and they have a _locking mechanism,_ and a KEY that can be LOST, then they are _not "toy handcuffs,"_ they are child-size plastic _fully functional handcuffs!_
My parents used to have a truck. When I was a kid I was in the back of it and stuck my finger in one of the holes in the truck bed wall (I think it was supposed to attach cords or mounts or something, I don't remember) and it got stuck. Anyway the fire department got it out and my parents decided they should get a different car.
7:10 this went from stupid to cute with that last line. 😊
The instagram model story made me physically angry, actually, i think I experienced a new level of silent rage never before known to mankind, if i was that firefighter I would have tossed her back in and told my superiors I didn't make it in time
I would've chucked her phone back into the house after losing my absolute crap on her. Or maybe I would've just chucked her back in with it.
Yeah, people are just so stupid in that they prefer social media likes over having their life saved.
I’m sorry but that shit has me crying real tears 😂
XD
@@dx1450 🎉yeah that’s 🎉 rq one is a big kidnapped man 👨 a teri❤😮e io the 7:17 people wide wide 😢your fingers eiuar😢ow uh😂tuy is is the 🍵 person 😂😅 wer 😅I have no idea how to 😢 we ry❤te😢 I think 🤔 😂 🎉girl that u
aww, poor bull :(
"Tried to have conjugal relations with a barbell." And this is why women live longer 😀
Also, there's an old 999/911 recording somewhere on line of a bloke 1st ringing the police to complain about the giant white UFO hovering over his house with a spotlight. Sometime later, he rings back &, following orders from the angry woman in the background, admits it was actually the full moon & they need not come & that he may have has a few drinks. It's right up there on my all time favourites list.
Edited for Lunar UFO. And then again for grammar.
Not the firefighter but the rescued. I was showering in my bfs apartment while he was at work. As I got ready to learn, the door handle, which was crap, came off and of course it’s the bit without the bar in it. I tried to get it on but all too fast I heard the clank of the handle falling out on the other side of the door. Cue me screaming out a window to our backyard for help. Not sure how long I did that but eventually a young officer (yeah I know. Not a fire fight but I think it counts a little) opening the door to my wet and nude self. Yeah…. It was awkward.
Another time, I was living in a dorm and divided to make marshmallow fondant and because I didn’t have enough powder sugar, I managed to glue my hands to the counter in a very thick and sticky mess. Had to tell for my neighbor who was a firefighter volunteer to come over and yank me free. We laughed a bit and I died a little inside of embarrassment.
That one lady not letting a STROKE VICTIM talk enough to even try to explain made me mad. It's her bleeping job to listen to people who are in distress.
25:17 don’t say that kinda of stuff to young children, kidding or not. They *will* take you seriously 🤦♀️
3:38 field experience LOL
Sitting here looking at my youngest who just turned 6 and wondering how many kids in these stories have mental delay issues and lick short bus windows.
Lick short bus windows. 😂😂😂😂
Handcuff magician should have gone to the police station. All handcuffs are keyed alike, so a cop's key will also unlock handcuffs meant for adult play.
15:48 it was sbecause of Irene the previous year a bad storm said it was gonna be bad not super bad same with sandy minus the last part considering how Sandy was a powerhouse at the end of its life
The first one really raised the bar for the rest
And here we go
Worked at a restaurant attached to s gas station
Gas station had a fire from one of their roof units and the shift manager of the restaurant wasn't going to close (1am only drive thru at time) as it wasn't on their side of building
He called police as the fire department wouldn't move their trucks so customers could get into DT area. Yes he had to be removed from building by poluce
Honestly I get mattress spring lady, your used to being stabbed by straight objects so use try to pull yourself up *pain*. So your basically trying to unscrew yourself but your butt been stabbed so you can't see, it's super confusing which direction to move and every direction hurts.
Also if it was the first it happened to her it takes a hot sec to figure out what happened and how to unstab yourself, if I what stabbed that deep id probably call someone too.
Fire department came to my work once because some asshat had thrown a cigarette in the bark mulch outside and it was smoking a little. And I mean a little. I could have pissed it out and had enough left to autograph my handiwork. The fire department looked upset that they had been called. Even though I had nothing to do with it, I felt like a chode that they were called to my establishment for such a complete non-issue.
That’s not how chimneys work
rip bull
killed by his nickname
How did the child hikers in flip flops still have their flip flops on when rescued? (Steep, muddy & slippery.)
The 1st guy sounds like wooldoor sockbat.
Here in 8 seconds 🥴
The fence tip through the chin pic is easy to google. Pretty nasty!
Didn't save... but a 500 lb dead guy out of an apartment building
How has our species survived this long. I wonder what Jesus thought about us as he walked among us
The entire OT is one long story of God giving the Israelites everything they need, yet they constantly screw it up. Unending love is really the only explanation for putting up with us.
What the actual fuck is “I’m a school girl get me out”
I immediately thought of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, but with schoolgirls?
The frik is I’m a school girl get me out of here 😂
First
But seriously... what the fuck is "I'm a schoolgirl get me out of here"?
Oh here we go, storytime, the firefighter/emt community is definitely the most pretentious community there is, every story they tell is about how dumb everyone else is & how smart they are. Its like their favorite pastime is roleplaying as House.. im positive some people have waited their entire lives for this thread lol.. but its sad honestly the industry really does attract a certain type of person.
to be completely fair, the only reason I might snap a selfie in that situation is to popularize my insta and get more traction on my ad posts so I can get more money which i desperately need cause my house just burned down. like, id do it, but purely for my own financial stability
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My body is a gift from God.
My life serves me.
I have been given endless talents which I begin to utilize today.
I forgive those who have harmed me in my past and peacefully detach from them.
Eternity runs through my veins.
Everything serves me.
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My enemies entertain me.
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I didn’t read it but.. interesting anyways 😼
That’s great but um… who cares?
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