So, eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow you may die. Well, maybe. Since covid, I've put on a few pounds (actually many pounds). I getting my second shot later this month and 💉 I am going back to the gym. All I have to do is get up the motivation! 😷 Stay safe.
"We could call it Fred." Neil repeated that line on multiple occasions. I guess he and some of his colleagues really call the thing that accelerates expansion "Fred".
@@christophersuarez9011 lol.... *Bang bang maxwell's silver hammer came down.... Upon his head... Doo do do, do doo doooo.* I didn't know a good way to convey that part.... But thanks for that blast from the past :)
It ain't enough to pull your molecular structure apart or to expand it. It's all you borrowing more energy than you need from the Universe. Soooooo, *The Universe would like to know your exact fluctuating molecular location . . . .*
It's because a steadily expanding universe, at the current moment, doesn't have the oomph to break even gravity - as long as we're talking of galaxy groups up to about 300 million light years (for comparison, Andromeda is less than 3 million ly away). It's the ACCELERATING expansion that will eventually end up with all the atom ripping stuff.
Can they just talk forever?!? Like we aren’t asking for much. Just have a camera on these two hanging out and chatting about everything for days? 🙏🏽 please! 😁
If you haven't, go watch the Star Talk channel he hosts it with Chuck Nice, it's a great mixture of knowledge and a little humor, it's a great channel.
you can never make NDT stop sharing awesome information and knowledge - very few people are so willing to share their knowledge - A true educator - Respect!!!
I don't buy the big rip hypothesis, I'm a mathematician and I have yet to see a convincing mathematical model that says the expansion wins over intermolecular forces. Yes the expansion is accelerating but gravity also causes things to accelerate and right now the dark energy acceleration isn't enough to overcome the gravitational pull of the local group of galaxies. What the models I've seen predic is the Heat Death of the universe. (Edit: Dark energy expansion will eventually make us lose sight of any galaxie that is not in our local group, and we will never visit them, which is a tragedy. We should keep records of the sky should we be blessed that our species lives long enough that we might show alien races that come later that there was once a universe visible beyond the void.)
Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.
They should change it from dark energy to Trump Energy, same thing we don’t know fully what’s wrong with both things but they both keep you up at night
@@druidictroy1157 i know i tried to put in here like they do in the show with * but it didn’t format correctly on here. And I’m think calling it that in a Star Wars reference too
Neil is a Cosmic gift to the universe. His presence holds so much of that which harmonises, synchronises, reverses chaos and contributes to, and embraces life, order and understanding. Cannot wait to read his book... I wonder if he illustrates...
In Annie Hall- Alvy: the universe is expanding and then someday it will break apart and that will be the end of everything. Mother: What's that your business? Brooklyn is not expanding! He's stopped doing his homework!
But how long until our gravity falls? If you can measure the expansion rate of dark energy, can't the rate if expansion be used to calculate how long before we rip (RIP... Rest in pieces 😜)
@@SmoothKenny This wasn't *made* for the Internet. What is it about the word "clipped" you didn't get? Please tell me about that. I'm pretty sure what you want exists somewhere in the 'sphere- go find it, and give up on trying to tell me I'm wrong. Ain't no use in any of that.
I am at 2:29 and all I am hearing in my brain is my 8-year-old screaming "it's really called SPAGHETTI-fication, it's a thing that happens to matter when it falls too close to a black hole mom!" He was so excited! Oh, and listening to him read about atoms and atomic energy was something, I think I could pinpoint the moment his brain 🤯
Always a pleasure to listen to your shows! A great guest too would be physicist and consciousness researcher Tom Campbell, who wrote a theory of everything focusing on this reality as virtual. It answers lots of questions. And concludes that “Love is the Answer.” Needed now? I think so. My Big TOE.
A billion years from now our descendants won't even be recognizable as human, because we'll have evolved into a completely different species by then (if we don't kill ourselves first).
Stephen is weird in this one. "You don't need to yell". "Why should I?". Neil is a team player kind of guy, but Colbert is giving him little support to work with.
How to nail 'Neil deGrasse Tyson' when playing charades: 1: Get on your knees. 2: Run your fingers through the carpet, then mime the 'grass' growing. 3: Bite off someone's ear.
Ugh, Stephen really has a way of passive aggressively running roughshod over his guests throughout these interviews lol doesn't he? Interrupting, cracking jokes in the middle of Tyson trying to make his point, or even finish his sentences. Finish answering the LAST question he asked him before asking him another one! It wouldn't be so frustrating, as a viewer, if it wasn't clear that time is under constant constraints anyway, in such a forum. So, although it's expected that Stephen is going to make jokes in his comedy show, and Neil isn't on to give a two hour lecture lol it's still quite jarring when dude isn't even being allowed to do much besides be the butt of his attempts at humor. At least let the man answer the question you asked before Interrupting to ask him another one! The humor is only worthwhile when it's actually funny! Not frustrating, like when you insist on your jokes dominating any value gained from having deGrasse Tyson on your show in the first place! I'm just sayin' 🤜 💥 🤛 #ConstructiveCriticism #DontShootTheMessenger 👍
I absolutely love his enthusiasm regarding our inevitable demise.
why not? We won't be around to see it.
@@golddee2040 Don't get me wrong, I agree with you, I just love his enthusiasm for it is all.
I want to imagine enthusiasm of his great great great great... or great^n kids on the day this happens
That's because it's cool to Black Science Man, so it's cool to me 😎 lol Naw for real though I love Neil
He condones space exploration, that causes space junk to the point, we will never leave earth. We our earth. But that is not enough some how.
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Hi.
Namaste '
is this literally an ad from NG that only has 69 likes and not even pinned by the channel??
NatGeo’s promo team working hard. Def hit up Tik Tok. That one’s on me.
Provided, of course, that all of this isn't just a simulation.
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
― George Carlin
Fucking yes
“We don’t have the power to save or destroy this planet but we might have the power to save ourselves”
-Micheal Crichton
Loved that guy! He’s the one the taught me you know what comedians are actually very intelligent people that could have done anything else.
Totally agree
my guru
Of all the guests to have a longer segment with!!!! That was way too short. Have him back.
Stephen is the worse late shows
Absolutely..the end was so abrupt
just watch neil's own show
@@oldcowbb I do, and I realized this was part of a larger two part interview.
Two of my favorite people... conversing again =]
Thank you both so much for what you bring to this world!!
All we are is dust in the wind 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶
“The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.’” So-Crates
“That’s us, dude!” Bill S Preston Esq. and Ted 'Theodore' Logan.
Great song :-D
So, eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow you may die. Well, maybe. Since covid, I've put on a few pounds (actually many pounds). I getting my second shot later this month and 💉 I am going back to the gym. All I have to do is get up the motivation! 😷 Stay safe.
Yes, stardust to be precise
We are stardust, we are golden...🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
The Zen of Science:
"Everyday [ordinary, average] Science discovers answers.
Good Science discovers questions."
--Don Orfeo, 28 May, 2019
🤯
I love this quote! thank you for posting it.
Actually, quite true...
Where did this quote come from? I tried looking up the quote, title, and author and got nothing
"We could call it Fred."
This guy just cracks me up every time. It's so much more fun to hear smart people talk.
He should be a guest every day.
He has his own show, called startalk!
FYI the USAF C5 is nic-named Fred.
@@sergiorejtman Inside voices please
@@Spaghetti-is-gross It was punctuation, not all caps. Lighten up, Francis.
"We could call it Fred." Neil repeated that line on multiple occasions. I guess he and some of his colleagues really call the thing that accelerates expansion "Fred".
The sun expands and vaporizes the earth
"Here come the sun" has a totally different meaning now. Thanks, George Harrison.
“It’s alright”
Dooo doo doo dooooo
I know I really don’t like knowing.
The has a "Maxwell's Hammer" twinge to it.
@@christophersuarez9011 lol.... *Bang bang maxwell's silver hammer came down.... Upon his head... Doo do do, do doo doooo.* I didn't know a good way to convey that part.... But thanks for that blast from the past :)
So next time someone tells me I'm looking fatter I'll just say " it's the universe, its expanding "
lol good one
Underrated comment 💯
I like you
@Esphaeras Praestans lol noice!
It ain't enough to pull your molecular structure apart or to expand it. It's all you borrowing more energy than you need from the Universe. Soooooo, *The Universe would like to know your exact fluctuating molecular location . . . .*
My favourite guest on this show NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON 🎉🎉🎉🎉
I love his energy and his willingness to explain
@@kgames1748 me too.
Second, John Oliver is first 😉
@@CountryandIrishFan I didn't say how many times does he get invited 😁
So you like the time multiple women accused of him rape?
“Wait a second are you saying that I’m expanding??” “Not yet!” 😂
So, then, why are my pants getting tighter?
@@chinookvalley you’re eating too much
Neil gives a subtle Robert Frost reference. Well played!
Also T.S. Eliot. Loved those references.
I love their chemistry. And I love how Steven actually asks real questions about the science Neil proposes.
"The universe is expanding. I don't have a problem with that." might just be the most baller thing I've ever heard.
It's because a steadily expanding universe, at the current moment, doesn't have the oomph to break even gravity - as long as we're talking of galaxy groups up to about 300 million light years (for comparison, Andromeda is less than 3 million ly away). It's the ACCELERATING expansion that will eventually end up with all the atom ripping stuff.
I'm ok with this.
Like ill-fitting pants, it's not so much the expansion that should concern you as much as the rip at the end.
meh...the universe is just practicing proper social distancing.
@@caseygoddard 6 light years is better than 6 feet.
"We already know how the Earth ends. That's boring."
Neil DeGrasse Tyson, everyone.
everyone should be required to listen to star talk it's on youtube it's been around for years
I can’t. I prefer not to have an existential crisis every other minute, thanks.
How dare you suggest I better myself?! XD Just kidding, obviously.
I love Neil. But I really can't stand his co-host. Which is why I don't watch it :/
@@owiela omg I know right back when it wasn't video I think it was much better
Wow! That was a funny and awkward ending! Lol!! “Why should I”, classic Colbert
Can they just talk forever?!? Like we aren’t asking for much. Just have a camera on these two hanging out and chatting about everything for days? 🙏🏽 please! 😁
Suddenly I don’t feel like doing the dishes, showering, getting dressed or making that art. Goodness! Thx Neil!
Humanity: Why is the universe tearing itself apart?
Neil Degrasse Tyson: Because of Fred.
Me: looks around nervously.
Google says I have to wait 22 billion years to be ripped apart on a molecular level 😔
But we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!
Ah Google, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
MRGRUMPY53 It was was too hot like 40 years ago.
I don't think Neil will lie awake that long.
They're doing it to you daily. Wake the f up.
I'm so glad I watched this right as I was going to sleep.
Irrelevant but that's how I felt when I watched night stalker on Netflix at 2 am lol
When Colbert interjects and Tyson goes “I’m not done!” Had me rolling 😂
The end of the Universe compressed in 5 minutes. Talk about a vacuum.
@Dark Starr 😂🤣😂
social distancing to the nth degree
@@nobodyknows3180 n; n-1; n-2; n-3.........................................
2:41
Stephen's facial expression listening to Mr. Tyson.
LMAO.
If you haven't, go watch the Star Talk channel he hosts it with Chuck Nice, it's a great mixture of knowledge and a little humor, it's a great channel.
It truly is.
I understand that what Neil is talking about takes place over an insane amount of time and yet it still fills me with this feeling of cosmic dread.
That's what the kozmic blues band was all about
Same. Like it’s gonna happen tomorrow lol
And the fact that you'll be dead long before that doesn't? Can i guess that you're under 40? 😁
Question is mother of all Answers" = Me & Neil
Not with a bang, but a whimper
Not with fire, but a shiver
When do we get the other 2 1/2 hours of footage that obviously took place here? XD
The expansion explanation is one of those times where with Neil’s voice it sounds soothing and charming yet terrifying
Love thus guy! So brilliant!
I could listen to him all day.
you can never make NDT stop sharing awesome information and knowledge - very few people are so willing to share their knowledge - A true educator - Respect!!!
When the ghost grass eats all other grass and covers the world....
Until the sky turns green
And the grass is several shades of blue
Every member of parliament trips on glue
If ghost grass is another name for Russian thistle. That shit us is decimating the west
The "ghost grass" is one obscure thing in the novels that make Game of Thrones. The dothraki talk about it, it concerns them because it's unedible.
Tumble weeds?
@@Scarletraven87
inedible*
But also because it's an unstoppable weed.
Neil deGrasse Tyson looks like someone who'll laugh a solid 5 minutes on a mildly funny joke.
Ok
I absolutely cannot understand the layout of Neil's room and that's the big question *I* was pondering throughout this segment
I was thinking second-floor mezzanine/balcony kinda thing. The steps are forward the horizontal bars (see flowers).
Hahahah. So funny. Me too😅
These are my favorite interviews, I love this combo.
3:00 and then you get the Multiverse of Madness
They have a great back and forth. I'll take all you got of this.
He’s so intelligently morbid
National freaking treasure. He loves learning and educating. His enthusiasm is contagious 🪐☀️🌍
"Mr. Tyson... I don't feel so good..."
I could listen to this man talk about science all day, preach brother 🙌
That's it! Calling dark energy "Fred" from now on.
Totally 😂
And here I was, thinking they were talking about Doug. Doug Energy.
Stephen’s face at 2:40 is me every time I listen to Neil 😆
This was fun despite the existential dread
Love you! Keep up the "Good works". 😢
I feel like Steven gets frustrated with Niel and vice versa they are both highly intelligent just in different fields lol
Well hello there 😍😍
Yea i agree lol
Well EVERYONE is highly intelligent in their own field...
They love each other
Learn to love the questions themselves. I love ❤️ this guy
I don't buy the big rip hypothesis, I'm a mathematician and I have yet to see a convincing mathematical model that says the expansion wins over intermolecular forces. Yes the expansion is accelerating but gravity also causes things to accelerate and right now the dark energy acceleration isn't enough to overcome the gravitational pull of the local group of galaxies.
What the models I've seen predic is the Heat Death of the universe.
(Edit: Dark energy expansion will eventually make us lose sight of any galaxie that is not in our local group, and we will never visit them, which is a tragedy. We should keep records of the sky should we be blessed that our species lives long enough that we might show alien races that come later that there was once a universe visible beyond the void.)
always a joy when he appears on the show! by far my favourite guest star!
I agree
Is their anyway we can speed up the expansion of the universe.
More explosions.
Inflation!
Feed Fred?
Yes there is. Ya see 'dat?
It cant be explained in a box, it can be felt.
Love everything, love the questions
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
I was going to quote that, too.
Good old Robert Frost. He knew.
"Learn to love the question itself" heck yea! Sums up my journey thus far! You da man Neil! 👁🙏👽
They should change it from dark energy to Trump Energy, same thing we don’t know fully what’s wrong with both things but they both keep you up at night
I mean... He *did* say we could call it Fred...
@@dbone3356 trump's better
No. Nope. Let's not add reasons to hear that name ever again.
@@druidictroy1157 i know i tried to put in here like they do in the show with * but it didn’t format correctly on here. And I’m think calling it that in a Star Wars reference too
It should be white energy think about it
Neil is a Cosmic gift to the universe. His presence holds so much of that which harmonises, synchronises, reverses chaos and contributes to, and embraces life, order and understanding.
Cannot wait to read his book... I wonder if he illustrates...
"It is currently outstripping gravity in the largest of scales, so, yeah."
The nonchalance of that. Just like, so that sucks!
I wanna read this book. Cosmic Queers, sounds absolutely fabulous.
The “big rip” used to be associated with passing gas, now it means a cataclysmic event. I prefer the former.
You've never produced a cataclysmic event?🤪
@@jonunciate7018 Thankfully, no
You can ask my ex-wife and she'll confirm that my big rips were cataclysmic
🤣
They don’t have to be mutually exclusive
Always comforting listening to him
Why did Neil look like he got tired of his shit and got mad salty lmaooo
Because Stephen kept cutting him off.
Neil is always a delight to watch and listen to, but now I'm just freaking out !!!
The Big Rip is when God says, "time to reboot the system."
A dumb god joke on an Neil deGrasse video. Congrats...
God 😂😂
Neil looks like he's feeling a bit under the weather from his shot. Love your interactions with Stephen!❤
In Annie Hall- Alvy: the universe is expanding and then someday it will break apart and that will be the end of everything. Mother: What's that your business? Brooklyn is not expanding! He's stopped doing his homework!
But how long until our gravity falls? If you can measure the expansion rate of dark energy, can't the rate if expansion be used to calculate how long before we rip (RIP... Rest in pieces 😜)
Not for (10 to the power of hundreds) of years. We don't need to worry about it in the slightest. ;0)
22 billion years
Oh my God ! We only have Trillions of years to the "Big Rip"!!!!
No mr Colbert, you ended this too soon! Call the man back ,we need at least 2 hours to know more about this expansion.
Great interview! Learn to love the questions........
This is the internet. Why the cuts to his interview?
Because it's clipped from an actual full-length TV show with other stuff happening in it. Apparently that's still a thing; go figure.
@@hamiltonmays4256 I said, "Its the internet." There's time for full length interviews, no?
@@SmoothKenny This wasn't *made* for the Internet. What is it about the word "clipped" you didn't get? Please tell me about that. I'm pretty sure what you want exists somewhere in the 'sphere- go find it, and give up on trying to tell me I'm wrong. Ain't no use in any of that.
Best guest ever!
Niel for president!
So, things aren't as bad as you thought right now, are they?
These two have such a great chemistry together every time
Wow, just imagine nursing that guy through a fever!
Oh! I thought that book came out a while ago. Maybe I'm thinking of the segment Neil does with comedians. I love it either way!
only neil can make the death of the universe into a beautiful thing.
I am at 2:29 and all I am hearing in my brain is my 8-year-old screaming "it's really called SPAGHETTI-fication, it's a thing that happens to matter when it falls too close to a black hole mom!" He was so excited! Oh, and listening to him read about atoms and atomic energy was something, I think I could pinpoint the moment his brain 🤯
Big rip. I let a few go while sleeping. Nothing too scary
Always a pleasure to listen to your shows! A great guest too would be physicist and consciousness researcher Tom Campbell, who wrote a theory of everything focusing on this reality as virtual. It answers lots of questions. And concludes that “Love is the Answer.” Needed now? I think so. My Big TOE.
Neil "I HATE being interrupted" degrasse Tyson"
I felt bad for Neil tbh
Every time you have Neil DeGrasse Tyson on, I have to watch a minimum of 10 times to catch most of the download.
what no fart jokes from big rip..
That would've have bern juvenile.
@@RoninMike-DR so?
GREAT vest, Neil! I'd love one just like it. He's brilliant & stylish too.
'And it there that we vaporise.' Calm tone for such a dreadful conclusion!
It's a couple of billion years in the future, so maybe our children skedaddle, Ark style
That's why we gotta become interplanetary species
A billion years from now our descendants won't even be recognizable as human, because we'll have evolved into a completely different species by then (if we don't kill ourselves first).
@@varunmehta5627 Solves the planetary problem, but doesn't dodge the big rip. I suspect this is part of why it keeps Neil up at night.
Okay so that was pleasant.....!!! :-0 (love the interviews but these big questions need a time line so that I can sleep. Thank you.) :-D
Stephen is weird in this one. "You don't need to yell". "Why should I?". Neil is a team player kind of guy, but Colbert is giving him little support to work with.
its smart joke
I like how Cobert was messin w/him
It’s always good to look forward to something.
Was definitely feeling some dark energy in this interview. Good thing the coronavirus will get us long before The Big Rip, amiright? Heh. Heh. 😬
I LOVE Neil. And he's SUCH a delilght. Thanks!
How to nail 'Neil deGrasse Tyson' when playing charades:
1: Get on your knees.
2: Run your fingers through the carpet, then mime the 'grass' growing.
3: Bite off someone's ear.
Drugs can be a serious issue, kids.
Took me 15 whole second to understand that
ha
nice one
We need more Colbert & NdT
What does the Universe expand into?
other universes? im not sure XD
* Vsauce music plays *
Other universes
Hmm, now this is deep ...
The universe doesn't expand into anything. Its just that the space between all the stars, galaxies, etc., is getting bigger.
NDT my favourite guest. Intelligent, passionate & funny!
Stephen's been through all of this! He knows all about multiple layers of universes! Had his own Teenyverse IIRC!! 🤣
So good to see Neil Degrasse Tyson! 👏🏽
Colbert is giving Neil a taste of his own medicine by constantly interrupting him
Wow amazing interview!
Ugh, Stephen really has a way of passive aggressively running roughshod over his guests throughout these interviews lol doesn't he?
Interrupting, cracking jokes in the middle of Tyson trying to make his point, or even finish his sentences. Finish answering the LAST question he asked him before asking him another one!
It wouldn't be so frustrating, as a viewer, if it wasn't clear that time is under constant constraints anyway, in such a forum.
So, although it's expected that Stephen is going to make jokes in his comedy show, and Neil isn't on to give a two hour lecture lol it's still quite jarring when dude isn't even being allowed to do much besides be the butt of his attempts at humor.
At least let the man answer the question you asked before Interrupting to ask him another one!
The humor is only worthwhile when it's actually funny!
Not frustrating, like when you insist on your jokes dominating any value gained from having deGrasse Tyson on your show in the first place!
I'm just sayin' 🤜 💥 🤛
#ConstructiveCriticism
#DontShootTheMessenger 👍