Real Lawyer Reacts to Bee Movie (Honey Trial Against Humanity - Class Action) // LegalEagle

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  • @saifsufian4286
    @saifsufian4286 3 роки тому +14986

    “Hey, where is my lawyer?”
    “Sorry he can’t be here.
    “Why?”
    “He’s legally analyzing the Bee Movie.”

    • @chewingonrocksisfun3902
      @chewingonrocksisfun3902 3 роки тому +511

      Ah okay, thank you for letting me know

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 3 роки тому +217

      Get your education, don't forget from whence you came
      And the world is gonna know your name
      What's your name, man?

    • @IncredibleMD
      @IncredibleMD 3 роки тому +279

      He can't BEE here.

    • @frankpoole8645
      @frankpoole8645 3 роки тому +139

      "Understandable, have a great day"

    • @prideandprejudicebyjaneausten
      @prideandprejudicebyjaneausten 3 роки тому +70

      Everyone who is replying hamilton: if you want to bring musicals into this :)..
      Dear Barry Benson,
      We’ve been way too out of touch. Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don’t talk that much. Thought it was funny because Barry Benson rhymes with Evan Hansen lol.

  • @fangshing
    @fangshing 5 років тому +8450

    Objection: not all bees produce honey, so that's further evidence to how Barry is unable to represent ALL bees

    • @voidpickle5684
      @voidpickle5684 4 роки тому +228

      Honey bees aren’t even good for the environment. Other bees do way better and honey bees are literally bad for the environment.

    • @SaariumDeta
      @SaariumDeta 4 роки тому +439

      @@voidpickle5684 Oh yeahhh... they're definetly bad for the enviroment... not like they literally help spread pollen to give birth to new plants. And also how we take their honey for food of our own. Yeah... we DEFINETLY dont benefit from them. They're DEFINETLY bad for the enviroment... Research before you say stupid things on the internet.

    • @voidpickle5684
      @voidpickle5684 4 роки тому +136

      @the saar it’s because they are invasive species.

    • @fangshing
      @fangshing 4 роки тому +71

      @@voidpickle5684 wtf? where's your sources?

    • @fangshing
      @fangshing 4 роки тому +14

      @@voidpickle5684 i don't have siri :/

  • @bluesun4682
    @bluesun4682 4 роки тому +17099

    I love how he says, “you don’t get to fly to the jury” like it’s an option for just the normal lawyers to fly around the court room.

    • @fairystail1
      @fairystail1 4 роки тому +971

      I mean it is an option....court rooms are full of jetpacks

    • @maciew1654
      @maciew1654 4 роки тому +171

      Lmfao I thought the same thing 😂🤣

    • @acidninja6696
      @acidninja6696 4 роки тому +537

      *Proceeds to levitate around the court*

    • @blockEdragon
      @blockEdragon 4 роки тому +333

      Jetpack lawyers are becoming a real problem.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 4 роки тому +115

      Wasn't there that one joke or meme about a nasty, blood sucking insect and a mosquito?

  • @mochann1133
    @mochann1133 3 роки тому +1483

    I am haunted to this day by the John Goodman lawyer asking Barry if he was Vennessa’s “bed bug”

    • @ablancer3582
      @ablancer3582 2 роки тому +178

      What the shit. I watched this movie so many times as a kid and I never got that until now. Also, if Barry was in fact Vanessa’s “bed bug”, he would be dead, as male bees often die after doing the deed.

    • @eggnogalcoholic
      @eggnogalcoholic Рік тому +41

      I AM TOO. THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT OUTLOUD

    • @nero1798
      @nero1798 Місяць тому +7

      @@ablancer3582 actually the reason why they die is because the other bees see them as outcasts after they full filled their purpose

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 21 день тому +1

      *Vanessa

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 21 день тому +5

      ⁠@@nero1798 …Maybe that's true for some species, but in honey bees they die as a direct result of the mating process. The ejaculation is so powerful that it ruptures the endophallus, which breaks off inside the queen bee, and the drone dies shortly thereafter.

  • @jackkahler2291
    @jackkahler2291 5 років тому +4324

    Objection! According to all known laws of trial, there is no way that a bee should be able to sue. Its merits are too small to get its fat little lawsuit off the ground. The bee, of course, sues anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

    • @benevolentworldexploder5395
      @benevolentworldexploder5395 5 років тому +52

      Oh that's clever. The language reminds me a lot of Douglas Adams too.

    • @phony1551
      @phony1551 5 років тому +84

      @mommymode1985 Damn, that river has a lot to sue about. How many people do you think was inside that river with out consent!?

    • @gibrana9214
      @gibrana9214 5 років тому +8

      Dam good comment

    • @Sly88Frye
      @Sly88Frye 5 років тому +13

      Ah I get it! That last sentence is absolutely in reference to how scientists think that bees shouldn't be able to fly based on their physical attributes.

    • @UltimateKyuubiFox
      @UltimateKyuubiFox 5 років тому +47

      Braedon Olsen It’s an altered version of the opening lines of Bee Movie-in the movie, it’s about their ability to fly.

  • @DatAsuna
    @DatAsuna 4 роки тому +11099

    "Did that bee just commit suicide?"
    Killing yourself mid-trial is pretty poor form.

    • @stanleygood1980
      @stanleygood1980 4 роки тому +138

      "Did that bee just commit suicide?"
      Killing yourself mid-trial is pretty poor form.

    • @badblood18
      @badblood18 4 роки тому +89

      @AlphaChocolateTruffle that case was covered in legal eagle memes
      Also there was a colonel who committed suicide mid sentencing in international court like 5 years ago

    • @katofletters6809
      @katofletters6809 4 роки тому +28

      worked pretty well for clement vallandigham

    • @austin2774
      @austin2774 3 роки тому +5

      @AlphaChocolateTruffle look it up cant find anything

    • @Rodmccullagh
      @Rodmccullagh 3 роки тому +49

      Technically they can withdraw their stingers, we just don't give them enough time to do that. They are better at retrieving them through other insect carapaces. So technically in this universe if you pull a bee out of you after it stung you , you murdered it.

  • @zerogravy7446
    @zerogravy7446 5 років тому +3208

    "You don't get to fly directly from the council table to the ledge in front of the jury" A rule often enforced in court. Those pesky flying lawyers...

    • @theprepaintedcanvis3452
      @theprepaintedcanvis3452 5 років тому +16

      PESKY PLUMBER.

    • @Fisinocean
      @Fisinocean 5 років тому +1

      Lol 😄

    • @PaleoNychus
      @PaleoNychus 5 років тому +53

      Don't fly into the well. The bailiff will tackle you.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 5 років тому +20

      The bailiff will swat you.

    • @SeanWheeler100
      @SeanWheeler100 5 років тому +22

      If it's about personal space, he should be given a pass for being so small. His wings could get tired and people wouldn't hear him as well as if he's in the human required distance.

  • @nerd9777
    @nerd9777 2 роки тому +423

    Also, Vanessa can’t help sue humanity because she is a human, and is therefore included in the accused party and can’t sue due to conflict of interest.

  • @peteee7778
    @peteee7778 5 років тому +8140

    I've never seen someone look so serious watching the Bee movie

    • @tfw8729
      @tfw8729 5 років тому +149

      Ikr? He can't be human!

    • @Michael18751
      @Michael18751 5 років тому +34

      2 comments on a 300+ liked comment?

    • @HattedGamer01
      @HattedGamer01 5 років тому +300

      @@tfw8729 Of course he's not human, he's a lawyer.

    • @Shinzo888
      @Shinzo888 5 років тому +84

      @@HattedGamer01 LegalEagle deadpan: I take offense to that.

    • @fifi_leafy2258
      @fifi_leafy2258 5 років тому +59

      Peteee777 it is a very serious film after all.

  • @TheDiego908
    @TheDiego908 5 років тому +17647

    The way he nonchalantly explains the legal issues with suing God is hilarious

    • @shanevance3433
      @shanevance3433 4 роки тому +182

      The bees are suing humans, not God.

    • @nubslayerex
      @nubslayerex 4 роки тому +754

      Shane Vance In the beginning before he started talking about the bee lawsuit he was trying to compare using God as a comparative to suing mankind.

    • @shanevance3433
      @shanevance3433 4 роки тому +37

      @@nubslayerex Yeah, I know that now.

    • @nubslayerex
      @nubslayerex 4 роки тому +69

      GTA and Apple channel No. It was a comparison to Humans sueing god.

    • @SarahWilliams-es2yl
      @SarahWilliams-es2yl 4 роки тому +98

      But couldnt you send the notice to a church? God's house, right? Lol.
      (Preferably a mega church)

  • @julianbaldwin6992
    @julianbaldwin6992 4 роки тому +6782

    Objection: bees wouldn’t have the lung power to speak to a full court room.

    • @bezretmet
      @bezretmet 4 роки тому +750

      overruled: bumblebees shouldn't be able to fly yet they do. let's not bring biological limits into the review

    • @Knightway1
      @Knightway1 4 роки тому +165

      Wait do bees have lungs? Don't they just have spinacles?

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 4 роки тому +71

      @@bezretmet according to which law?

    • @sevenstewart8912
      @sevenstewart8912 4 роки тому +249

      PJ VC
      Bumblebees wouldn’t be able to fly by the physics of fixed-wing aircrafts. Since bees are not fixed-winged aircrafts, the calculations those drunk mathematicians used to come to that conclusion actually have nothing to do with bees.

    • @e-jthompson6322
      @e-jthompson6322 4 роки тому +43

      Bees don’t have lungs

  • @pd7961
    @pd7961 Рік тому +355

    I like how he’s saying “you can’t sue the entire human race” and then goes on to explain why they can’t, it made me laugh so hard

  • @rachelprice4987
    @rachelprice4987 4 роки тому +4854

    "You don't get to fly straight from counsel table to the jury."
    Lawyers with makeshift wings: dammit

  • @ehodovic
    @ehodovic 4 роки тому +4189

    *Objection* : Since the judge and jurors are human isn’t there technically a conflict of interest, or whatever the legal term is?

    • @chickenyouate4429
      @chickenyouate4429 4 роки тому +297

      Well they ended up suing the five food companies so it wouldn’t matter anymore

    • @Yolwoocle
      @Yolwoocle 4 роки тому +97

      That's actually a great point

    • @mrtoadal2866
      @mrtoadal2866 4 роки тому +158

      actually, no, it's a point that was brought by many black people during the sixties, and continuing to this day. The argument is that the jury represent the people who are available (which in the US means that black people faced a jury that was always majority white). Here the argument would be that the majority (that answered) where human. whether it's it's fair is a question for criminologists. the question of legality, however, is for the judge to answer. (also, having said this, I am only a student of criminology, from Australia, and certainly no lawyer.)

    • @sentientsushi7701
      @sentientsushi7701 4 роки тому +14

      derMemory yeah, Eve Cornwell (the girl who did a cola with him in his most recent vid) mentioned this in her review of the movie

    • @Shade01982
      @Shade01982 4 роки тому +33

      @@mrtoadal2866 I think this actually came up during the OJ Simpson trial process, where it was believed one of the biggest mistakes the prosecution made was the fact they filed it in LA instead of Santa Monica. This resulted in a mostly black jury instead of what would have been an almost white jury. Subsequently, in the later 2008 case, the prosecution deliberately got rid of the only two black people in the jury, believing they would be more sympathetic to his case...
      So, while it isn't an official problem, lawyers will definitely play into that when selecting jury members...

  • @dustin_puls8605
    @dustin_puls8605 4 роки тому +5409

    He didn’t see the end where the mosquito calls lawyers “blood sucking Parasite with a brief case.”

    • @mrterrific2323
      @mrterrific2323 3 роки тому +184

      😂😂😂😂 this movie is still hilarious

    • @mommatanya1
      @mommatanya1 3 роки тому +288

      Yeah, I watched this whole video, waiting for him to make a comment about that one line. He never commented on the best joke in the movie.

    • @FrancescoDondi
      @FrancescoDondi 3 роки тому +40

      Maybe he agrees 😂

    • @dianaharris7506
      @dianaharris7506 3 роки тому +180

      This movie is wrong about mosquitos too, female mosquitos drink blood to make eggs the males just drink nectar from plants. This movie is so hilarious for how wrong it is.

    • @rtxsfm4626
      @rtxsfm4626 3 роки тому +42

      @@mrterrific2323 this movie is weird af

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 2 роки тому +370

    “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, there’s no trickery here. I am just an ordinary bee.”
    A hilarious sentence out of context

  • @midnightflare9879
    @midnightflare9879 4 роки тому +7189

    This movie is about bees and law. This movie gets everything wrong about two things: bees and law.

    • @randomtraveler4149
      @randomtraveler4149 4 роки тому +414

      The best summary of the Bee Movie ever

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 4 роки тому +202

      "the bee movie but everytime it sucks is the bee movie"

    • @tomasvrana6765
      @tomasvrana6765 4 роки тому +51

      It was never meant to be right ;)

    • @mataeusdixonsteele3831
      @mataeusdixonsteele3831 3 роки тому +11

      Did you know, the bee movie shouldn't flourish, because its about

    • @Buphido
      @Buphido 3 роки тому +51

      If we played the entire bee movie every time it gets something wrong that'd be a runtime of roughly 225,000h (the movie running at ~30fps and having a runtime of 1:30h).

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 3 роки тому +3141

    “Didn’t that bee just commit suicide?”
    What a strange thing to do in a court room.

    • @Stickiestboi
      @Stickiestboi 3 роки тому +146

      A case was won when a lawyer accidentally did that’

    • @thisisme4074
      @thisisme4074 3 роки тому +35

      @@Stickiestboi what I need that story

    • @octodaddy877
      @octodaddy877 3 роки тому +223

      @@thisisme4074 A lawyer was demonstrating how the victim could have accidentally shot himself, as opposed to his client shooting him. He subsequently accidentally shot himself.

    • @thiefofjustice4495
      @thiefofjustice4495 3 роки тому +32

      Bee: I'm MAD!
      Also Bee: *Dies*

    • @marsmurderer9868
      @marsmurderer9868 3 роки тому +94

      @@octodaddy877 that's one committed lawyer

  • @essencereaver7459
    @essencereaver7459 5 років тому +12666

    Oh we just found a channel that will never be copystriked...

    • @ruben307
      @ruben307 5 років тому +656

      Bee*

    • @helpmeget1millionsubscribe983
      @helpmeget1millionsubscribe983 5 років тому +772

      The algorithm is so bad that we can't even be sure for that.

    • @rodrigoe3104
      @rodrigoe3104 5 років тому +206

      agreed (with the exception of Disney. That wouldn't be nice)

    • @Terra-Antares
      @Terra-Antares 5 років тому +211

      @TheSmithersy Can I get a citation? I would love to read how that story went! I heavily dislike corporate entities like fox on this site.

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 5 років тому +14

      lul srsly?

  • @Goatman_Gamer
    @Goatman_Gamer 2 роки тому +290

    4:46 I never realized how genuinely angry Adam looked when glaring at Barry for his buzzing joke. 😂

  • @Ememby
    @Ememby 4 роки тому +3369

    My friend: I am studying law and have almost graduated.
    Me: I watched legaleagle once

    • @meg5336
      @meg5336 4 роки тому +78

      alternatve: i love legally blonde

    • @sydneysnana63
      @sydneysnana63 4 роки тому +4

      So funny.

    • @mjohnson9233
      @mjohnson9233 4 роки тому +12

      Friend: you still don’t get to be a lawyer dude

    • @mjohnson9233
      @mjohnson9233 4 роки тому +11

      Ememby: but I should be

    • @natevemuri9024
      @natevemuri9024 4 роки тому +1

      Rift sticks gang

  • @trustworthy_fishYT
    @trustworthy_fishYT 4 роки тому +2855

    I am pretty sure that Barry's friend attacking the dude could be considered an attempted murder-suicide

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 4 роки тому +33

      I-

    • @maxlean6879
      @maxlean6879 4 роки тому +226

      Wouldn’t that be more like assault-suicide? Unless the guy was allergic to bees or was stung by hundreds more bees, the lawyer’s biggest concern would be infection from leaving the stinger in. And even then, it could take days before infection even started to set in

    • @_Podzilla_
      @_Podzilla_ 4 роки тому +44

      Sir, we call that 'Terrorism'

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 4 роки тому +36

      Did the guy say he was allergic? If not, that's just assault & battery.

    • @maxlean6879
      @maxlean6879 4 роки тому +18

      He made a big deal of it hurting immediately after. Less fear for his life and more overacting to a sting.

  • @pythontron8710
    @pythontron8710 5 років тому +2051

    OBJECTION! Vanessa is human, therefore creating a conflict of interest.

    • @mysticalkeyblade759
      @mysticalkeyblade759 5 років тому +275

      Also she’s committing another crime: Beestality

    • @colbyfletcher7825
      @colbyfletcher7825 5 років тому +22

      @Alastair Valyocsik Doesn't that mean everyone is dead?

    • @Gorgonzolacheese12
      @Gorgonzolacheese12 5 років тому +24

      @Colby Fletcher yep, that’s the idea.

    • @Jack_OutsideTheBox
      @Jack_OutsideTheBox 5 років тому +8

      Alastair Valyocsik how? Its a question

    • @greenyawgmoth
      @greenyawgmoth 5 років тому +9

      Yes, but she's a human beeing. Totally acceptable!

  • @liad0x
    @liad0x 2 роки тому +406

    The writer of the bee movie regrets writing it. Im glad he does. The weird bee woman romance, the outrageous arguments against her fiancée supporting all lives matter INCLUDING BEES is just tip of the iceberg. I agree with giving bees a good life and i appreciate them being center of attention but wtf…

    • @trevortuominen8233
      @trevortuominen8233 Рік тому +16

      He's the star too.

    • @lxmesoda
      @lxmesoda Рік тому +9

      this movie is what you get from typing some dumb shit into chatgpt

    • @ElpSmith
      @ElpSmith Рік тому +17

      Jerry Seinfeld has a lot to regret tbh

    • @skibot9974
      @skibot9974 8 місяців тому +8

      I think he only mentioned regretting the romance subplot

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 4 місяці тому +3

      I'm glad he does. I mean, Vanessa dumped her bf for a bee. A BEE!

  • @vn7512
    @vn7512 3 роки тому +6555

    My favorite line: “I was already a bloodsucking parasite, all I need was a briefcase.”

  • @Bibliosection
    @Bibliosection 4 роки тому +2634

    Let's bee real here. The entire reason this movie was made, was so Dreamsworks could animate a segment involving men with guns taking down a granny drinking tea.

    • @Chloe.Miller21
      @Chloe.Miller21 4 роки тому +31

      Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @WingsOfElysium
      @WingsOfElysium 4 роки тому +235

      Not so fun fact: She says "I can't breathe" during that scene

    • @Interdictiondeltawing
      @Interdictiondeltawing 4 роки тому +190

      @@WingsOfElysium yeh that aged like curdled milk

    • @mrmad5489
      @mrmad5489 4 роки тому +146

      And to make a scene where they shoot Winnie the Pooh with a tranquilizer gun.

    • @sbuddhasage8765
      @sbuddhasage8765 4 роки тому +74

      That "Slaves for the white man" line too🤣🤣🤣

  • @notkivon
    @notkivon 4 роки тому +662

    Don’t forget that it was settled in a US court. Because of this, it will not take effect everywhere in the world and therefore not all bees are freed

    • @doctorcorgi3134
      @doctorcorgi3134 4 роки тому +81

      I mean according to all pf the American movies we're the only ones in the world.

    • @AhmetwithaT
      @AhmetwithaT 4 роки тому +17

      America could use diplomatic and economic force to get this internationally accepted like it did with drugs and copyright.

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 4 роки тому +1

      I mean, we’re subject to some EU laws regarding the internet here in the states if I’m not mistaken, and there are US internet laws that apply outside of the states.

  • @KristianYeager
    @KristianYeager Рік тому +61

    “I was already a blood sucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase” was probably the most accurate line in the entire movie! 😂

  • @CorporalCadet05
    @CorporalCadet05 5 років тому +3618

    Imagine spongebob’s court being more realistic than the bee movie’s court

    • @icecream1728
      @icecream1728 5 років тому +228

      It's because sponge bob is superior

    • @burnttoast6974
      @burnttoast6974 5 років тому +31

      Ice Cream i didn’t know spongebob was from California

    • @Lauren_210
      @Lauren_210 5 років тому +15

      Corporal Cadet That’s just hilarious to me after watching that. 😂

    • @onyxtheowl24
      @onyxtheowl24 5 років тому +21

      I can because spongebob isn’t hot garbage like the bee movie 🤣

    • @Misto_deVito6009
      @Misto_deVito6009 5 років тому +1

      it probably is

  • @fulcruman7907
    @fulcruman7907 3 роки тому +1604

    If the bees can sue humanity for taking their honey, therefore have rights and obligations similar to ours, couldn't humanity sue back for all the assaults bees have commited over the years?

    • @miker0tch_
      @miker0tch_ 3 роки тому +161

      Holy shit you're right

    • @ripperthesmilingindoraptor
      @ripperthesmilingindoraptor 3 роки тому +101

      Humans can sue right back for assaults? Well shit.

    • @tomriddle6812
      @tomriddle6812 2 роки тому +198

      Yeah, but then the Bees could probably argue for a whole bunch of murder trials or at least wrongful death claims, so it definitely wouldn’t be worth it.

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 2 роки тому +82

      Not to mention the willful murder/suicides inflicted against people with bee allergies.

    • @chardobs7586
      @chardobs7586 2 роки тому +6

      @@tomriddle6812 I’m just here bc I love your name

  • @Marsipan05
    @Marsipan05 5 років тому +1536

    "Did that bee just commit suicide?" -LegalEagle, 2019

    • @stickmaker10111
      @stickmaker10111 5 років тому +1

      @Brian Griffin The Really Bad Impersonator Or they are too damn easy to step on

    • @bloodymoon7315
      @bloodymoon7315 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @angrymetalhead
      @angrymetalhead 5 років тому

      @OkActually if you are bitten, stung or otherwise have venom taken into your body then that's called envenomation. So no, it's still venom.

    • @Tomha
      @Tomha 5 років тому +1

      The Bee dies after he stings you because basically that area full of their organs just ripped in two.
      As for endangerment, that actually has nothing to do with their near extinction. It's because people find Beehives in their area and destroys them, the air pollution we produce poisoning them and the urban landscape removing more and more flowers for them to use.
      The Bee knows stinging you kills it, so it avoids it until you provoke them enough, unless it's a hostile breed. Bumblebees for example are pretty harmless, he may check you out but he's harmless for the most part, just keep a distance from his hive, and the Hive can repopulate the lost numbers...if you let them.

  • @thefrenchiestfry5951
    @thefrenchiestfry5951 2 роки тому +89

    I love she said “I’m helping him sue the human race” so casually.

  • @biogopher
    @biogopher 4 роки тому +2131

    I was really worried you were gonna give it a 'B' just for the pun

    • @something709
      @something709 3 роки тому +71

      Since a B is above average, doing that might be pushing it a bit

    • @bballwatcher2224
      @bballwatcher2224 3 роки тому +2

      More puns!

    • @jamessummers5946
      @jamessummers5946 3 роки тому +41

      @@something709 you really think so, honey?

    • @KingCasual1986
      @KingCasual1986 3 роки тому +10

      I haven’t finished the video at the time of writing this, but he should have given it a B for Buzz Off!

    • @actiongamingvlogs9226
      @actiongamingvlogs9226 3 роки тому +3

      I’m so glad you give Bee movie a B for legal realism instead of an F was just a pun. 😂

  • @peaou
    @peaou 5 років тому +751

    bees don't live years, that's why trial had to move this fast

    • @Zechariah_Mathieson1871
      @Zechariah_Mathieson1871 4 роки тому +9

      69

    • @blob.e9240
      @blob.e9240 4 роки тому +4

      @@Zechariah_Mathieson1871 nice

    • @SoPacStudios
      @SoPacStudios 4 роки тому +3

      Nice

    • @uri_9158.
      @uri_9158. 4 роки тому +5

      Usually, trials end in a matter of weeks. If lucky, a few days. I've never seen a trial that went for a year and more.

    • @cowgirl_406
      @cowgirl_406 4 роки тому +1

      Zechariah Mathieson 42

  • @lorelei4792
    @lorelei4792 3 роки тому +1989

    Objection: Male bees are called Drones and don’t have stingers. They hardly fly and wouldn’t ever really be seen outside of the hive

    • @alnu8355
      @alnu8355 3 роки тому +88

      Huh, that was actually entertaining you two. Well done.

    • @brendanhall5581
      @brendanhall5581 2 роки тому +19

      Conclusion: every single male bee depicted in this film is trans

    • @lynnclaywood4043
      @lynnclaywood4043 2 роки тому +131

      trans bees lets go

    • @theemeraldking3251
      @theemeraldking3251 2 роки тому +5

      @Curly-n-Girly The main human character and hero was a female dude, chill out

    • @crptpyr
      @crptpyr 2 роки тому +46

      it's similar with ants, so it's weird that in ant and bee movies it's fairly common for the main characters to be male workers etc
      The males have different jobs and look significantly different (with ants this "job" is sit around in the nest and wait for the right weather conditions to leave)

  • @WhiteBasilisk22
    @WhiteBasilisk22 2 роки тому +105

    "The Bailiff will tackle you" is my new favorite all purpose, end of every sentence punchline.

  • @Daorf
    @Daorf 5 років тому +1751

    Objection! The bees in Bee Movie clearly have no concept of currency. Since their entire economy is based around the production and consumption of honey, honey would be the only viable compensation they could receive.

    • @freelanceryuu
      @freelanceryuu 5 років тому +29

      Daniel Feldsien Damn.

    • @gabe2349
      @gabe2349 5 років тому +97

      Then they shouldn’t have sued under U.S law. Damages in a court are determined by the court and the law. Plaintiffs don’t get to decide what they will receive for compensation. I’m sure that’s an argument the bees could make, but it would probably be ignored due to the fact that they’ve already agreed to one of the United States’ civil institutions: the courts.

    • @Daorf
      @Daorf 5 років тому +25

      Well the bees are attempted top prove that the honey was stolen from them. Wouldn't a court seize stolen property? If me and a buddy went to small claims court and I said he stole my car, and he said he paid for half, but I was able to prove we never agreed to that and he never paid me, the court would demand he relinquish the car to me.
      The car being edible should have no bearing on that.

    • @jamerv86
      @jamerv86 5 років тому +15

      Search for pollen, collecting, conversion into honey. Expansion on the hive. Breeding of hive. Also searching for water and new hives as necessary if they need to swarm (relocate). So no honey isn’t the only thing. They also can consume other sucrose sources, if needing to supplement a hive, water with granulated sugar will help. Also depends on the type of bees, you’re just assuming one type, European honey bees. There’s differences, from the tiny sweat bee to big fat bumblebees, similarly named mason bees and carpenter bees, so on.

    • @gabe2349
      @gabe2349 5 років тому +20

      Daniel Feldsien that’s true, but then Barry would have to file under the criminal code stating that the honey was stolen and it would have to be in criminal court. On top of that, taking bees honey wasn’t illegal at the time it was taken, so this whole case is setting a new precedent. You can’t get tried with a crime retroactively so there is no way the bees would be able to get the honey back.

  • @dakgoss2023
    @dakgoss2023 5 років тому +3625

    “Did that bee just commit suicide?”

    • @notoriouswhitemoth
      @notoriouswhitemoth 5 років тому +315

      And sexual assault, considering that anatomically, a bee's stinger is a modified ovipositor.

    • @stephenlee1664
      @stephenlee1664 5 років тому +139

      It's more of a kamikaze attack tbh.

    • @LelouchOnTwi
      @LelouchOnTwi 5 років тому +24

      @@stephenlee1664 Hero players fear and love this word

    • @the1stwing
      @the1stwing 5 років тому +63

      Technically he would have, since, when a bee stings you, not only does the stinger gets pulled out (it has a barb), but also part of the abdomen AND digest tract,

    • @justsomeguywithnanomachine7745
      @justsomeguywithnanomachine7745 5 років тому +20

      technically if you allow the bee to pull out the stinger it can survive but he lost it completely so RIP

  • @kangarooster6478
    @kangarooster6478 3 роки тому +4478

    Also vanessa is part of the human race so she is technically sueing herself

  • @rileyhughes5211
    @rileyhughes5211 Рік тому +16

    I love how when bensen made the joke of buzzing instead of speaking the bee next to him looked at him like “is this mother buzzer serious”

  • @ordinarilyedge
    @ordinarilyedge 3 роки тому +4729

    "Is that that same bee?"
    "Yes it is~"
    "I'm helping him sue the human race."
    "Wha?"
    My exact reaction

    • @robmd887
      @robmd887 3 роки тому +64

      I can’t... the tilde is perfect

    • @thespaztwins4745
      @thespaztwins4745 3 роки тому +238

      ken is a beacon of sanity in a movie where the world is insane

    • @sahniellejacobe1121
      @sahniellejacobe1121 3 роки тому +10

      Me too 😂

    • @mandydurham3320
      @mandydurham3320 3 роки тому +69

      WHY DOES YOGURT NIGHT HAVE TO BE SO DIFFICULT?!?!

    • @monkey13e
      @monkey13e 3 роки тому +8

      Im that guy like whaaaa

  • @Dieaconus
    @Dieaconus 5 років тому +2434

    Objection! This video should've been sponsored by honey

    • @gordonschnick12
      @gordonschnick12 5 років тому +16

      Ha

    • @mia__amorrr
      @mia__amorrr 5 років тому +8

      Stowaway // Diaconus 😂

    • @randoprior4130
      @randoprior4130 5 років тому +17

      @@thegoober3896 don't sub to PewDiePie unless you enjoy the content he makes. Why would I subscribe to someone who hasn't earned my subscription?

    • @mkgaca8721
      @mkgaca8721 5 років тому +2

      Yes

    • @tiffcat3887
      @tiffcat3887 5 років тому +14

      OBJECTION!! The objection was made by a non-lawyer!!!!

  • @bplup6419
    @bplup6419 5 років тому +291

    "I will sue the entire human race."
    So that includes all the judges and attorneys.

  • @twitertaker
    @twitertaker 2 роки тому +57

    Even if you could sue the entire humanity and Vanessa would be a lawyer... she is a human. Can you sue and be part of the sued?

  • @chip5892
    @chip5892 4 роки тому +2984

    Objection: Bees can’t talk.

    • @Knightway1
      @Knightway1 4 роки тому +96

      U sure? They just might be too quiet lol

    • @acdbutrfly
      @acdbutrfly 4 роки тому +37

      Not that you know of

    • @chip5892
      @chip5892 4 роки тому +23

      Knightway Agh! Bamboozled!

    • @bingusiswatching6335
      @bingusiswatching6335 4 роки тому +3

      Overruled

    • @calebrong
      @calebrong 4 роки тому +5

      FUKIN TERRIBLE MOVIE
      5 HUMILIATING Mistakes in the Bee Movie when?

  • @JimmyTyner
    @JimmyTyner 4 роки тому +492

    I object to Legal Eagle missing all the bee puns such as the female bees with beehive haircuts and the male bees with buzz cuts.

    • @MijmerMopper
      @MijmerMopper 4 роки тому +30

      Overruled. None of the aforementioned puns are material facts from a legalistic point of view and therefore are not admissible in the court of a Real Lawyers video.

    • @Itachi-hz8mo
      @Itachi-hz8mo 4 роки тому +6

      @@MijmerMopper damn

    • @mos8048
      @mos8048 4 роки тому +6

      Overruled,irrelevant for the case

    • @JimmyTyner
      @JimmyTyner 4 роки тому +4

      @@mos8048 it's a movie review, the puns are where the buzz is at.

    • @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315
      @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315 3 роки тому +1

      Overruled, irrelevant to the case. Take this seriously or you will bee held in contempt of court.

  • @ezraboren2069
    @ezraboren2069 5 років тому +1167

    Its past midnight, I have a test tomorrow, and I don't even want to be a lawyer.

    • @catalinapalacio915
      @catalinapalacio915 5 років тому +61

      bee*

    • @ramen4047
      @ramen4047 5 років тому +10

      This comment though

    • @synth_dahl4438
      @synth_dahl4438 5 років тому +7

      Hope your test went well

    • @-eternal
      @-eternal 5 років тому +8

      My tests on Friday went well, only failed the first two and passed the third.
      and I don't even want to be a historian!

    • @ezraboren2069
      @ezraboren2069 5 років тому +6

      Someone pulled the fire alarm in the middle of it and it took like an hour for the firefighters to search the school. I'm taking it tomorrow now

  • @nerd9777
    @nerd9777 2 роки тому +27

    OBJECTION! At 15:38, you say that the bees have provided no evidence, despite being given ample time to, and the case could be thrown out. HOWEVER, the bees HAVE already kind of provided evidence simply by filling a lawsuit and speaking in court. This proves that they are sentient and should not bee considered chattel, which is evidence supporting the plaintiff bees.

  • @PACKERMAN2077
    @PACKERMAN2077 5 років тому +872

    "Again you don't get to fly directly from the table to...." *_YOU DON'T GET TO FLY IN COURT AT ALL!!!_*

    • @Arlothed1no
      @Arlothed1no 5 років тому +137

      *frowns as I land my helicopter in the witness stand*

    • @NinJestre
      @NinJestre 5 років тому +43

      I've never heard of any rules on flight in a court room, please elaborate because this is interesting

    • @aidantruax9716
      @aidantruax9716 5 років тому +4

      Bett

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 5 років тому +19

      What if I'm suing a hoverboard company in the future though?

    • @prophet1390
      @prophet1390 5 років тому +23

      I am genuinely confused by this, is there a actual law against *_FLIGHT IN A COURT_*

  • @robertazacco2986
    @robertazacco2986 4 роки тому +1238

    BTW a human is helping sue humanity, aka she is suing herself

    • @ShDynasty_Comma_To_The_Top
      @ShDynasty_Comma_To_The_Top 4 роки тому +70

      And the jury.

    • @lordvampire9947
      @lordvampire9947 4 роки тому +78

      Just like the guy who sued himself after a boomerang hit him

    • @embergqvist7900
      @embergqvist7900 4 роки тому

      @@ShDynasty_Comma_To_The_Top
      å

    • @acidninja6696
      @acidninja6696 4 роки тому +24

      @@lordvampire9947 That actually happened?
      "Oooh a ticta- *thunk* OWWWWWW who- MY BOOMERANG HIT *MEEEEEE?!* HOW DARE IT?! I'M GONNA SUE MYSELF!"

    • @GG-ec9kr
      @GG-ec9kr 4 роки тому +5

      Vanessa is a bit delusional.

  • @ssik9460
    @ssik9460 4 роки тому +691

    Humans: *create legal systems *
    Bees:*sues humanity*
    Humans: you weren’t supposed to do that.

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 4 роки тому +29

      No, fhis isn't how you're supposed to play the game

  • @godricktheminecrafted3113
    @godricktheminecrafted3113 2 роки тому +15

    The most damning argument against this lawsuit is that bees actually consent
    If the bees are not happy with the keeper or hive (I.E bad treatment) they can just straight up leave, also known as DIRECTLY against Barry’s claim

  • @LucaBicono
    @LucaBicono 4 роки тому +1786

    "Real bees are not as cute as the Bee Movie"
    I don't know which to be more mad over, the fact that he doesn't think bees are adorable as all heck, or the fact that he apparently thinks the bees in Bee Movie are cute

    • @Adam-jc5tw
      @Adam-jc5tw 3 роки тому +29

      Yes

    • @wenwen128
      @wenwen128 3 роки тому +16

      Yes

    • @kyan2632
      @kyan2632 3 роки тому +17

      Both

    • @socks5616
      @socks5616 3 роки тому +11

      Yes

    • @arvo-noon
      @arvo-noon 3 роки тому +72

      REAL LIFE BEES ARE FLUFFY AS HELL AND HAVE BIG ADORABLE EYES WTH

  • @voodoodolll
    @voodoodolll 5 років тому +588

    "You don't get to _fly_ straight from council table" I laughed hard

    • @FlameDarkfire
      @FlameDarkfire 5 років тому +11

      SensualCream would the bailiff swat you in that case?

  • @jojomakes
    @jojomakes 5 років тому +2357

    I love the fact that he literally took the time to explain why God can’t be party to a lawsuit 😂

    • @coollife250
      @coollife250 4 роки тому +39

      Shorter:
      Its GOD! Literally
      GOD!
      There.

    • @tonycee1670
      @tonycee1670 4 роки тому +26

      There is no god

    • @ZalyndEvola
      @ZalyndEvola 4 роки тому +14

      @@tonycee1670 yes there is, you are just stupid

    • @tonycee1670
      @tonycee1670 4 роки тому +23

      Xercali I suppose that mean that you have proof right? Only someone stupid would say something without having proof

    • @Death_studio
      @Death_studio 4 роки тому

      I wonder if that means that death does not exist either

  • @MylesNeedsALife
    @MylesNeedsALife 2 роки тому +21

    I bet in the future people are gonna say ' *This did not age well..* '

  • @MrGREY-bs9lu
    @MrGREY-bs9lu 5 років тому +357

    It's almost like Barry B. Benson was granted military power to enforce a global monopoly over honey, and anything related to bees. Kind of terrifying when you think about it.

    • @edwardtjbrown1979
      @edwardtjbrown1979 5 років тому +8

      Terrifying? Or a Libertarian paradise?

    • @martinmortyry7444
      @martinmortyry7444 5 років тому +1

      @@edwardtjbrown1979 monopolies don't really sit well with the libertarians, I think. :P

    • @edwardtjbrown1979
      @edwardtjbrown1979 5 років тому +2

      @@martinmortyry7444 ....liberarians love a good private sector monopoly.

  • @caitlinbrewer4843
    @caitlinbrewer4843 5 років тому +684

    You can almost see him decending into madness.

    • @rocketmidbus6297
      @rocketmidbus6297 4 роки тому +2

      No more 69 likes
      Hehehe...

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 4 роки тому +4

      kinda like Ken

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 4 роки тому

      I feel like Phoenix Wright did a bit of a bigger number on him.

    • @aaehguf
      @aaehguf 4 роки тому +1

      2:17, or 2:43 when he laughs to himself is the true beginning of his descent, imo.

    • @EnderHasEntered
      @EnderHasEntered 4 роки тому +1

      The beginning looks like he wants to die before he even hears the first word

  • @Eclipse8502
    @Eclipse8502 5 років тому +3401

    Could you talk about the sokovia accords from the Marvel movies?

    • @PoorKonnexion
      @PoorKonnexion 5 років тому +152

      Someone please get this man more likes

    • @chepulis
      @chepulis 5 років тому +122

      Yes. It would be worth mentioning the comic-book source (Civil War crossover) legislation and how it compares

    • @edwinchamorro29
      @edwinchamorro29 5 років тому +14

      amazing

    • @fadillangston9797
      @fadillangston9797 5 років тому +30

      Isn't that more of a politician's field?

    • @sabinor2560
      @sabinor2560 5 років тому +11

      Stasys Čhepulis is there a full version of the accords?

  • @iPhony_16
    @iPhony_16 Рік тому +7

    Observation: the defendant in the court case could have been allergic to bees. If so, he could have died shortly after being stung, meaning that the bee "lawyer" who stung him could've committed manslaughter.

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 3 місяці тому

      Not possible. That can't be a real sting because male bees don't have stingers. Also, only wasps have straight stingers, bees have barbed stingers (hence they die when they sting, because the stingers get stuck and the bee is forced to tear its insides apart). So either Adam is a transsexual wasp or the stinger was fake.

  • @oolooo
    @oolooo 5 років тому +3202

    The Bee Movie is not accurate because it is an improved version of reality .

    • @fancyb.p.6122
      @fancyb.p.6122 5 років тому +70

      Well of course! I imagine the legal Eagle understands this alongside all of us.
      The writers needed to take some creative liberty to make An interesting movie

    • @ImDaRealBoi
      @ImDaRealBoi 5 років тому +4

      Very niceu Caesar-Chan

    • @lyrajenkins5855
      @lyrajenkins5855 5 років тому +3

      The Unusual Stranger you’re mum a bee

    • @catmixer4450
      @catmixer4450 5 років тому +5

      It is a parallel universe where everything is perfect

    • @jsoc2424
      @jsoc2424 5 років тому +6

      Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.

  • @TheProfProfessor
    @TheProfProfessor 5 років тому +283

    Male bees don’t have stingers, which is the only thing I can say relating to this

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 4 роки тому +37

      Much like A Bug's Life and Finding Nemo, this is actually one of the first cartoons to star a transgender protagonist.

    • @StrabbyStrabby
      @StrabbyStrabby 4 роки тому +6

      @@jaschabull2365 and Ratatouille!

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 4 роки тому +12

      @@StrabbyStrabby
      I didn't know rats were sexually dimorphic... enlighten me.

    • @dummyrancher4436
      @dummyrancher4436 4 роки тому

      TheProfProfessor who said he was a make bee

  • @reinwolfs9407
    @reinwolfs9407 5 років тому +872

    Wait......
    the judge suddenly Made her verdict in a jury trial

    • @EliasPoint
      @EliasPoint 5 років тому +11

      mr jellybean ooofff

    • @scooterboyvlogs1913
      @scooterboyvlogs1913 5 років тому +7

      O wow just realized that lmao

    • @siyrups8273
      @siyrups8273 5 років тому +7

      I watched this when I was really young and I was like Meh thats how court works and me now is just like bih wut

    • @b.b.holmes8255
      @b.b.holmes8255 5 років тому

      🤔

    • @squishyboi3080
      @squishyboi3080 5 років тому

      mr jellybean
      Why is your profile picture a plumbus

  • @themovieguru1094
    @themovieguru1094 2 роки тому +10

    Just a little fun fact about Bee Movie (2007) right here, the movie was supposed to be in live action, but after many failed attempts, Steven Spielberg had told them, "Why don't you just make it a cartoon?"
    True story right there.

  • @imthetube44
    @imthetube44 5 років тому +7177

    Could you react to the Spongebob Squarepants episode, "Krabs v Plankton." The episode where Plankton fakes an injury to sue Krabs for his Krabby Patty formula?

    • @mikhailvasiliev6275
      @mikhailvasiliev6275 5 років тому +275

      I was just thinking about this.

    • @epion660
      @epion660 5 років тому +68

      Definitely!

    • @CadetGriffin
      @CadetGriffin 5 років тому +272

      And then maybe also the scene in Cars where Lightning McQueen goes to court after he accidentally wrecks the road.

    • @indigoxalis
      @indigoxalis 5 років тому +21

      I'd like to see that!

    • @theberrby6836
      @theberrby6836 5 років тому +133

      Or the Fairly Oddparents' season 8 special "Timmy's Secret Wish", where Timmy is prosecuted in Fairy World for his law breaking wish.

  • @QsonofJay
    @QsonofJay 3 роки тому +5311

    "Real bees are not as cute as The Bee Movie"
    Objection: They're cuter

    • @daanwilmer
      @daanwilmer 3 роки тому +349

      Sustained! Just look at their fuzzy bee bodies.

    • @isaacdeutsch2538
      @isaacdeutsch2538 3 роки тому +196

      Sustained. You're absolutely right.

    • @NotSuheyla
      @NotSuheyla 3 роки тому +161

      fuzzy bee butts > cgi jerry seinfeld

    • @Serrifin
      @Serrifin 3 роки тому +131

      Wait, the bee movie had bees in it? Are you talking about those horror monsters that are in every scene?

    • @violetskies14
      @violetskies14 3 роки тому +22

      YES I love bees!!! They are super cute.

  • @Njrocks00
    @Njrocks00 4 роки тому +902

    Objection: Bees can be lawyers they just need to bee licensed lawyers.

  • @jakovpavlov6268
    @jakovpavlov6268 2 роки тому +17

    The "Ray Liotta honey" was the funniest part of that movie

  • @netherdominater9960
    @netherdominater9960 5 років тому +1159

    "Real bees are not as cute as the Bee Movie"
    OBJECTION! Real bees are cuter because they are small and mostly covered in fuzz

    • @user-kirakira15
      @user-kirakira15 5 років тому +49

      Real bees are muuuuuch more cuter than the bees in the movie, they're just-so Kyoot when looked up close

    • @lionelpolo221
      @lionelpolo221 5 років тому +50

      I'd rather not get close enough to a bee to validate that statement

    • @EeekGeek
      @EeekGeek 5 років тому +11

      Sustained

    • @pyrocryptid
      @pyrocryptid 5 років тому +33

      Objection, I have a irrational fear of bees

    • @FlameDarkfire
      @FlameDarkfire 5 років тому +12

      They are like 50% fuzzbutt

  • @galacticendeavors2304
    @galacticendeavors2304 4 роки тому +226

    11:40 objection! The bees have no way of recieving said financial compensation, as none of them are registered citizens, and have no banking, profiling, or other ways of keeping money

  • @DerAnanasKing
    @DerAnanasKing 5 років тому +351

    Real Lawyer Reacts to Bee Movie, but every time the word "bee" is said, the entire OJ simpson case plays.

    • @greenyawgmoth
      @greenyawgmoth 5 років тому +9

      @Always Here I appreciate that you actually did the math on this one.

    • @CrystalFlakes
      @CrystalFlakes 4 роки тому +1

      Math 100

  • @emjayviolinart
    @emjayviolinart 29 днів тому +2

    Objection: bees can't really do anything with financial compensation so any sort of money given to them would be useless.

  • @frederickoftheartic2209
    @frederickoftheartic2209 3 роки тому +590

    Vanessa: *Helps Barry sue the Human Race*
    Also Vanessa when the flowers start dying: *Proceeds to blame Barry for all the flowers dying*

    • @kayshawntitaylor4053
      @kayshawntitaylor4053 3 роки тому +61

      That always made me so mad as a kid.

    • @smt64productions40
      @smt64productions40 3 роки тому +27

      Huh, never thought about that

    • @lxmesoda
      @lxmesoda Рік тому +13

      theres also a billion other pollinators besides bees too, like butterflies/birds/beetles/flies/bats etc. so that plot point made no sense

    • @AceFaz
      @AceFaz Рік тому +8

      ​@@lxmesoda
      None of the plot made sense..
      Male bees don't even have stingers ;-;

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 3 місяці тому

      ​@@lxmesodaNothing about this movie makes sense. I even hated this movie as a kid because of how insultingly stupid the script is.

  • @seanboland4671
    @seanboland4671 5 років тому +809

    Objection: you're just a representative of big honey and you're just convoluting the laws to prevent another lawsuit!

    • @VaughnCamacho
      @VaughnCamacho 5 років тому +34

      big honey? More like T H I C C H O N E Y

    • @PhilWithCoffee
      @PhilWithCoffee 5 років тому +9

      Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence.

    • @halosangheili
      @halosangheili 5 років тому

      Good one Sean

    • @isac.2h
      @isac.2h 5 років тому

      Overruled

  • @SuperChunk19
    @SuperChunk19 5 років тому +746

    For my entire life up until now I've been wondering: "was the court scene in the Bee Movie accurate?"
    This video is proof that god exists and answers our prayers

    • @NcrXnbi
      @NcrXnbi 5 років тому +37

      Good, now lets sue God.
      Cause reasons xD

    • @kristianpagan6202
      @kristianpagan6202 5 років тому +3

      If God exists, can I sue him?

    • @Ember-Raine
      @Ember-Raine 5 років тому

      If God exists then he owes me so much in damages 😂😂

    • @TheIdiotFr0102
      @TheIdiotFr0102 5 років тому

      Kristian Pagan haha nope

    • @TheIdiotFr0102
      @TheIdiotFr0102 5 років тому

      Emily Pyles bruh

  • @gemstar5242
    @gemstar5242 Місяць тому +1

    13:29 "One of the reasons we have a legal system in the first place is so that we don't have to rely on violence to solve our problems" I don't think Matthew Murdock ever quite got that message

  • @Zatos_Garage_build
    @Zatos_Garage_build 4 роки тому +5744

    You should definitely do the first incredibles movie, it has a court room scene that has a pretty interesting argument about someone being saved that didn’t want to be and getting injured while being saved

    • @ameliapaine
      @ameliapaine 3 роки тому +186

      Oo, I second this!

    • @tricksfollies9549
      @tricksfollies9549 3 роки тому +351

      Even as kid, I was confused by that scene. I feel like that they wouldn’t charge Mr. Incredible with serious crimes like that in a real life court.

    • @kirstinmccarty8920
      @kirstinmccarty8920 3 роки тому +526

      @@tricksfollies9549 You can actually get in trouble for saving someone who doesn’t want help, or at least that’s what they taught us in my first aid class. The person has to either give you permission or be unable to give you permission (like passed out) before you can help them

    • @Lelmao33
      @Lelmao33 3 роки тому +101

      @@kirstinmccarty8920
      What about The good samaritian law

    • @kirstinmccarty8920
      @kirstinmccarty8920 3 роки тому +325

      @@Lelmao33 That applies when you have their permission to help them or their implied permission (if they’re unconscious). The Good Samaritan law prevents you from being held accountable for negative outcomes from your attempt to help, like you saved their life but their leg had to be amputated, but it does not give you permission to help someone who doesn’t want it

  • @DeepEye1994
    @DeepEye1994 5 років тому +1376

    People in 1982: we're gonna have flying cars in 2019!
    2019: Real Lawyer reacts to Bee Movie

    • @themightyj8057
      @themightyj8057 5 років тому +6

      And

    • @TheLibermania
      @TheLibermania 5 років тому +6

      I saw weirder things this year.

    • @NaturallyKristen86
      @NaturallyKristen86 5 років тому

      DeepEye1994 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @devilshooter126m8
      @devilshooter126m8 5 років тому +18

      we have flying cars, its called a plane

    • @owendillon3289
      @owendillon3289 5 років тому +11

      @@devilshooter126m8 objection planes existed in 1982 and cars are vechiles that are legal drive with other vechiles on a road

  • @kieravermeal9127
    @kieravermeal9127 3 роки тому +3469

    Objection: Bees actually apparently DO consent when giving up their honey. If they don't like the beekeeper, they simply leave.

    • @andreeacat7071
      @andreeacat7071 3 роки тому +440

      Yes it’s not like they hold the queen hostage or anything

    • @jononpaper
      @jononpaper 3 роки тому +53

      And that’s a fact.

    • @magnusbane420
      @magnusbane420 3 роки тому +356

      @@andreeacat7071 sometimes the Queens get their wings ripped out so they do not fly away, taking all bees with them

    • @andreeacat7071
      @andreeacat7071 3 роки тому +33

      @@magnusbane420 according to a bee forum, the bees can do that with a virgin queen or after killing the old one because she’s “defective.” Doesn’t prevent swarms, is just FOCKING mutilation and i hate it

    • @thisisme4074
      @thisisme4074 3 роки тому +92

      my dumbass mind compared this objection to a rape case.

  • @tasktoday9892
    @tasktoday9892 2 роки тому +9

    "Again, you don't get to *fly* directly to the jury"
    I kind of knew that.

  • @DTGee64
    @DTGee64 5 років тому +250

    BREAKING NEWS: BEE COURT CASE ENDS IN MISTRIAL. "THE BEAR SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME," SAYS BESON.

  • @jubbus
    @jubbus 5 років тому +176

    I don’t know what’s more impressive.
    A lawyer bothered to review the Bee Movie’s lawsuit
    or
    A lawyer bothered to review the Bee Movie’s lawsuit that’s high quality

  • @cyborgbears5682
    @cyborgbears5682 5 років тому +1957

    You should totally do the court scene from To Kill A Mockingbird.

    • @karamellcreme
      @karamellcreme 5 років тому +23

      Cyrus Lewis
      Hell yeah.

    • @certifiedbootygoon
      @certifiedbootygoon 5 років тому +137

      A lot of times you watch that scene in law school just to see how he’s able to captivate the entire audience and command the room. It’s one unbroken shot and it’s done near flawlessly. He’s probably already watched that scene a hundred times.

    • @PikminandOatchi
      @PikminandOatchi 5 років тому +7

      I mean it's a good scene but I don't really see a lot of humour material.

    • @jacobrodriguez5289
      @jacobrodriguez5289 5 років тому +10

      he needs to study bird law before that

    • @irishdc9523
      @irishdc9523 5 років тому

      Well, he done A Time To Kill which is pretty close

  • @ryanbradley3293
    @ryanbradley3293 3 місяці тому +1

    I find it funny how he’s basically saying that the makers of the movie REALLY don’t know anything about lawsuits

  • @teridactyl1250
    @teridactyl1250 4 роки тому +719

    In fairness I’d like to see the bailiff try to tackle a bee

  • @rexcorvorum4262
    @rexcorvorum4262 4 роки тому +614

    Two more things:
    1) Slamming the smoker on the judges ‘desk’ would not get a positive reaction
    2) That evidence was in no way properly presented

    • @Jackferrett6781
      @Jackferrett6781 4 роки тому +4

      What’s that supposed to mean

    • @wachopablo
      @wachopablo 4 роки тому +21

      @@Jackferrett6781 the bee rushed at the door and then the florist pointed the smoking gun to the judge maybe?

    • @chrisreyes7795
      @chrisreyes7795 4 роки тому +35

      Evidence has to be bagged and tagged and made sure to follow the correct chain of custody before it can be presented.

    • @sentientsushi7701
      @sentientsushi7701 4 роки тому +9

      James McCormick 3) most smokers nowadays are harmless to bees, the way it works is that the smoke makes the bees unable to communicate (because of the way they communicate look it up cause I can’t remember how they communicate) thus making them more calm and a lot less aggressive.

    • @cadendicky1855
      @cadendicky1855 4 роки тому

      True, very true.

  • @loomy1479
    @loomy1479 5 років тому +793

    Imagine your client calling you like
    Hey... I want to sue god

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 років тому +60

      So you get the default, be a lawyer who beat God, and get your fee up front for that case.

    • @SapientGalaxy
      @SapientGalaxy 5 років тому +46

      From what I've seen, it's often in insurance cases. Insurance companies love not having to pay so will often include "acts of god" as something they won't cover. Therefore they sue god, but are really just trying to get the insurance company to pay out. If you can't get compensation from god, then the insurance company can't deny you on that grounds.

    • @UnwaveringBackBone
      @UnwaveringBackBone 5 років тому +6

      I'd be like "Didn't I tell you to stop snacking up edibles. Also for the LAST time I'm not a lawyer. I just played one in a TV show."

    • @arsenal4739
      @arsenal4739 5 років тому +10

      I know one guy who tried to sue God because he thought God was responsible for bad stuff that happened in humanity, like Tornadoes. Of course it didn't work because God doesn't have a fixed address.

    • @kohlrittenhouse713
      @kohlrittenhouse713 5 років тому +1

      Hey, whatever pays the bills

  • @matthewparker9276
    @matthewparker9276 3 роки тому +6

    Court: brings in a jury
    Judge: decides the case without consulting the jury.

  • @smersmer1855
    @smersmer1855 5 років тому +2407

    I read the title as "Real Bee Reacts to Bee Movie"

    • @CT-5736-Bladez
      @CT-5736-Bladez 5 років тому +176

      SMERSMER
      Shit I want to see that now

    • @chocchip4172
      @chocchip4172 5 років тому +101

      New video idea: "Bee movie reacts to bee movie"

    • @prismancy7182
      @prismancy7182 5 років тому +59

      I don't need sleep. I need answers.

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 5 років тому +16

      As opposed to a fake bee?

    • @9airpods917
      @9airpods917 5 років тому +20

      Real bee be like, “Bizz. Bizzzzzzzzzz.”

  • @jlscarpa
    @jlscarpa 5 років тому +164

    OBJECTION!
    A jury of all humans does not appear to be a jury of peers to the bees.

    • @Gredddfe
      @Gredddfe 5 років тому

      I would think that if you sue someone who lives in another country, in their court, that the jury would be people of that country.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 5 років тому +1

      But wouldn’t that be a biased jury as well if their was a jury of only people from that persons country?

    • @TheDanielradio
      @TheDanielradio 5 років тому +5

      @@Gredddfe But there are many bees in the country, so why would you talk about countries/geography?

    • @Gredddfe
      @Gredddfe 5 років тому

      ​@@TheDanielradio Because our system is not *of the people and the bees, by the people and the bees, for the people and the bees.* The bees are coming into a people court sueing the people by our own people laws.

    • @jenniferstine8567
      @jenniferstine8567 5 років тому

      Does it even have citizenship? It's born here, but what's the line for living things? Is it any animal that doesn't migrate out of the country? Is it pets and livestock? If so, what defines a pet?

  • @kitt_2705
    @kitt_2705 4 роки тому +402

    "Did that bee just commit suicide?"
    I just died... 😂

  • @TBNRAlokin_Dj
    @TBNRAlokin_Dj 8 місяців тому +2

    Objection: Humans build bees houses provide land for them, and all they take is a part of the "income" of said bees as some form of rent!

  • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
    @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 5 років тому +543

    Objection!!! They said the bear helped them willingly which means he put on an act in court and lied to the court.

    • @CharybdisStyx
      @CharybdisStyx 5 років тому +70

      Overruled. He was not under oath.

    • @misspopcoin2204
      @misspopcoin2204 5 років тому +11

      Vincent from over the hedge would have killed those bees with no guilt.

    • @abyssar6409
      @abyssar6409 5 років тому +1

      how dare

    • @chucklesdeclown8819
      @chucklesdeclown8819 5 років тому +6

      @@CharybdisStyx objection to your overrule, that was a cut in between those scenes so we dont actually know that they took an oath or not.

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 5 років тому +3

      Montana Gardiner he was overBEARing.

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 3 роки тому +585

    17:07 So you’re just not gonna mention that A, the woman smacked the bee smoker on the juror’s desk and B, the -plaintiff- defence attorney drugged every bee in the courtroom? The latter seems like a pretty good case for assault.

    • @tanline6662
      @tanline6662 3 роки тому +13

      That is the defense attorney, not the plaintiff.

    • @weebandgaminginc.7593
      @weebandgaminginc.7593 3 роки тому +79

      Actually it would be armed assault. And there would be a heck of a mistrial declared.

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 3 роки тому +3

      @@tanline6662 My bad.

    • @megabladechronicles962
      @megabladechronicles962 3 роки тому +20

      @@weebandgaminginc.7593 would the plaintiffs get in trouble for bringing a loaded smoke gun into the court room since it is essentially a weapon to bees

    • @weebandgaminginc.7593
      @weebandgaminginc.7593 3 роки тому +22

      @@megabladechronicles962 I don’t think so. People bring murder weapons into court during murder trials. And it would probably not be harmful if you knew how to use it

  • @sundhaug92
    @sundhaug92 5 років тому +611

    Objection: The supreme court of New York only has jurisdiction for bees within the state of New York

    • @rickyboii5971
      @rickyboii5971 5 років тому +50

      They should sue the humans at the International Court of Justice

    • @urafaget5202
      @urafaget5202 5 років тому +1

      Impressive, very nice

    • @edwardtjbrown1979
      @edwardtjbrown1979 5 років тому +2

      be careful.

    • @cyndie26
      @cyndie26 5 років тому +3

      So perhaps they should bring this to a federal court. They can do so if there is diversity of citizenship and the matter in question is above a statutory amount, which is $75,000, I believe.

    • @cyndie26
      @cyndie26 5 років тому +2

      Ricky Boii Ah, but the US will not recognize its decision, as it has signed, but not ratified, the treaty establishing the ICC.

  • @alice20001
    @alice20001 Рік тому +1

    I love how at 9:02 he's just dead trying to explain what's going on in such an outlandish scenario.

  • @DPedro3
    @DPedro3 4 роки тому +423

    This video should be called: lawyer gets horrified from watching Bee Movie

    • @isabellaraicu464
      @isabellaraicu464 4 роки тому +18

      We’re all horrified from watching Bee Movie

    • @margaretsmith7921
      @margaretsmith7921 4 роки тому +2

      @@isabellaraicu464 I have never seen the Bee Movie.

    • @tinaloye2014
      @tinaloye2014 4 роки тому +7

      Margaret Smith you need to watch it for the weirdness

  • @TheBluCosmonaut
    @TheBluCosmonaut 5 років тому +414

    It's like I'm watching an alternate universe where Ryan Reynolds became a lawyer

  • @ponokinpo
    @ponokinpo 5 років тому +199

    I read the description.
    "Should humans bee afraid of getting stung by this lawsuit?"
    Kudos. Kudos.

  • @JVR10893
    @JVR10893 21 день тому +1

    “Did that bee just commit suicide?”
    That bee shouldn’t even have been able to sting the lawyer, since only female honeybees have stingers.