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  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
    @TheOrlandoTrustfull 25 днів тому +226

    Mark is a millionaire who steals food from stores and made his wife sit in coach on the flight to their honeymoon. My hero.

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 25 днів тому +16

      We can only hope to one day reach Chief Queefs level of greatness!

    • @DarkMeatOnly
      @DarkMeatOnly 24 дні тому

      The Jewiest Jew that's not Jewish

    • @sdot7436
      @sdot7436 24 дні тому +10

      A lot of time loaded people are the cheapest, oddly enough.

    • @DarkMeatOnly
      @DarkMeatOnly 24 дні тому +6

      @@sdot7436 you get rich by spending like you poor

    • @DarkMeatOnly
      @DarkMeatOnly 24 дні тому

      @@TheOrlandoTrustfull The Jewiest of Jews isn't even Jewish

  • @CumulusBurn
    @CumulusBurn 25 днів тому +122

    😂 Every time Joe mentions people loving pizza in a party situation and then watching his face, I laugh my ass off. The pizza/thai situation will never bore me.

    • @ABPhoto182
      @ABPhoto182 25 днів тому +19

      “Nobody wanted Thai”

    • @Brrrax21
      @Brrrax21 25 днів тому +16

      Bert's a maniac.

    • @davidcittadino
      @davidcittadino 24 дні тому +4

      Agreed!

    • @DarkMeatOnly
      @DarkMeatOnly 24 дні тому +8

      I love it because Berts comedy stinks

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 24 дні тому

      Yep, Joe loves his"cheese pizza" (instead of calling it "plain" or "regular" pizza like most Northeasters)

  • @stephenm4664
    @stephenm4664 24 дні тому +46

    Drunk driving in a car that drives itself and Mark still doesn't use it because it does the speed limit lol

    • @ehuna
      @ehuna 24 дні тому +4

      With Tesla Autopilot, the speed limit is a setting. I set it to a 14% offset, so for example, if the speed limit is 65 mph, it'll go 74.

    • @derek.seaborn
      @derek.seaborn 23 дні тому

      @@stephenm4664 Mark is my favourite type of tard.

  • @davidlericain
    @davidlericain 24 дні тому +65

    Today Joe learned that electric cars don't run on gas. lol

    • @notoriouswes215
      @notoriouswes215 24 дні тому +1

      Comedy 😂

    • @DarkMeatOnly
      @DarkMeatOnly 24 дні тому +3

      And that NYPD are just regular people and can play instruments

  • @korbindallas8224
    @korbindallas8224 24 дні тому +85

    The fact that Joe is just now in this moment figuring out what propels the Tesla... Incredible

    • @andrestein6022
      @andrestein6022 24 дні тому +14

      It's nearly weekly I'm astounded that one of my favorite comics doesn't know or understand something super basic lol

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 24 дні тому

      Why does he have to talk about that disgusting FeeSkank in every episode? How rude to his wife.

    • @Petrichords
      @Petrichords 24 дні тому +1

      Yeah that was insane. 😂

    • @CMIN_CLOUDY
      @CMIN_CLOUDY 24 дні тому +4

      @@Petrichordsshows you how out of touch they are no matter how much they try to act like us lol

    • @johannaarmone3195
      @johannaarmone3195 24 дні тому

      He's a proven idiot

  • @andrestein6022
    @andrestein6022 24 дні тому +73

    Mark is 100% gonna end up getting a DUI in the next decade lol

    • @jond661
      @jond661 24 дні тому

      @@andrestein6022 and a divorce within the next two years

    • @PDXdevil
      @PDXdevil 22 дні тому +2

      The fact if hasn’t happened in the last 2 says differently.

  • @caseygardon
    @caseygardon 24 дні тому +40

    I just lost a friend 2 days ago to drinking and driving. Cut it out Mark!! My fathers gay

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 24 дні тому +118

    I'm really hoping Mark stops drinking and driving. I do _not_ want him to die.

    • @notoriouswes215
      @notoriouswes215 24 дні тому +9

      Especially now that he's about to be a father soon! If Joe can sober up you can to mark

    • @anthonywebb269
      @anthonywebb269 24 дні тому +7

      You don’t die everytime. It’s easier than you might think. :)

    • @ShawnD-tp3id
      @ShawnD-tp3id 24 дні тому +22

      Razor's edge between inconvenience and drunken manslaughter. Don't ruin people's lives cuz of an inconvenience

    • @Todd_Gack
      @Todd_Gack 24 дні тому +24

      It’s the family of four that I’m worried about

    • @john757
      @john757 24 дні тому +2

      Or other people who are sober on the road?

  • @04yzfr6
    @04yzfr6 24 дні тому +46

    Joe is paying 3 times more to live next to Feehan lol what a simp

    • @ankushmamgain8227
      @ankushmamgain8227 23 дні тому

      He has started to dress like her too 26:39
      Next week the socks will be off

  • @costcoexecutivemember
    @costcoexecutivemember 24 дні тому +14

    Joe giving Prince notes while seeing Pearl Jam for the 76th time

    • @giuoco
      @giuoco 10 днів тому

      It’s funny to watch these guys with the most boring simplistic taste .. but they think they’re art connoisseurs. Louis made the worst piece of media of his career when he worked w Joe… the movie isn’t bad but man, such a downgrade

  • @derek.seaborn
    @derek.seaborn 25 днів тому +29

    Mark’s drunk driving Tesla story is one for the reels.

    • @Andy-1234
      @Andy-1234 24 дні тому +4

      Mark is hilarious. He admits to doing illegal drugs and DWI all the time on podcasts. Hes too big to say that stuff now. I’m always worried hes going to get arrested

    • @a2pet
      @a2pet 24 дні тому +5

      Yes drunk driving is so hilarious

    • @derek.seaborn
      @derek.seaborn 24 дні тому +4

      @@a2pet The fact that the cop stopped him, recognized he was a comedian, and then demanded that he tell him 3 jokes (with the first two not landing) is such a perfectly structured fable that it’s undeniably humorous.
      To recognize and acknowledging the humour there is not to condone drunk driving. It’s appreciating the humour of this funny, fairy-tale-like scenario.
      *Everything* has the potential, even that which is far worse than drunk driving, to be funny.
      A joke about drunk driving ≠ drunk driving is a joke.

  • @Samb1600
    @Samb1600 24 дні тому +51

    Mark at the height of his career trying to commit vehicular manslaughter

    • @bennnnu380
      @bennnnu380 24 дні тому

      That would be tragic. Imagine telling standup in prison 😂

    • @R.J.L.
      @R.J.L. 24 дні тому +4

      Exactly what I was thinking. Why does he think this was a good story to tell on the podcast ?

    • @Zzzinnn
      @Zzzinnn 24 дні тому

      @@R.J.L.do you think these guys give a fuck lmao ? They have said so much worst incriminating shit. The casual new comedy faggot is always the bitch ass in the comments. We know they are retarded sometimes

    • @jond661
      @jond661 24 дні тому

      @@R.J.L. yeah I'd be too embarrassed with myself to tell anyone

    • @sealife12
      @sealife12 24 дні тому

      @@jond661you sound like a pussy

  • @fartooeasy7315
    @fartooeasy7315 24 дні тому +71

    Mark needs to start chilling out on the Drunk driving shit.

    • @theskyguy2352
      @theskyguy2352 24 дні тому +6

      It’s the only Southern culture he has left

    • @GrantLeeEdwards
      @GrantLeeEdwards 24 дні тому

      Maybe add to the list unfunny boomer racism & playing the victim of an imaginary woke mob, a la Seinfeld
      Mark’s gonna be Jim Breuer in 15 years if he doesn’t recalibrate soon.

    • @sealife12
      @sealife12 24 дні тому

      Or what?

    • @GrantLeeEdwards
      @GrantLeeEdwards 24 дні тому +2

      @@sealife12 ya’ok, bubba?

    • @sethgsf4120
      @sethgsf4120 23 дні тому

      Nerdy ahh

  • @simonp8699
    @simonp8699 24 дні тому +29

    Mark, for God's sake stop driving drunk!
    We don't need your next podcast to be recorded in prison with Diddy as guest!

  • @bender8784
    @bender8784 24 дні тому +12

    For as long as Joe laughed at blue Jay Oakerson, I was surprised that big Jay Oakland didn’t even get a chortle

  • @mattmergy7050
    @mattmergy7050 24 дні тому +6

    It took me 3 DUIs and 2 one year sentences to quit drinking. I consider myself lucky.

  • @jlake221
    @jlake221 24 дні тому +33

    You got a kid on the way Mark cmon

  • @jeffreytopnick4710
    @jeffreytopnick4710 22 дні тому +1

    When Mark said "it takes two to mango" I turned my phone vertical to see if that was the name of the episode. Nailed it.

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks 24 дні тому +10

    Mark on Dustin film: "it really taps into the artist in you... 'beep beep' " lmao. That timex is gonna go off at his funeral!

  • @ECPlex
    @ECPlex 17 днів тому +1

    “not gonna lie” is the thing someone says before they do 22:26

  • @laptv2144
    @laptv2144 23 дні тому +3

    Another Feehan mention. Joe just cannot help himself 😂

  • @contento66
    @contento66 24 дні тому +59

    Almost new father talking about his drunk driving escapades...time to grow up, peter pan.

    • @derek.seaborn
      @derek.seaborn 23 дні тому

      @@contento66 he’s starting to. And as right as you are, I already miss the Mark from several years ago.

    • @mikeythompson8331
      @mikeythompson8331 23 дні тому +3

      Thanks mom

  • @ThePokerStreets916
    @ThePokerStreets916 24 дні тому +7

    21:28 Mark's " Indian in the Cupboard" line💀. What a pull 😂

  • @Recoveringdadpodcast
    @Recoveringdadpodcast 24 дні тому +2

    Love how mark takes it almost over the line the first 5 minutes of the show lol that is why he is great. No boundaries it’s all pipes. Big fan.

  • @MutualOutlook
    @MutualOutlook 24 дні тому +9

    Mango Unchained….sorry thought I’d join in 8:21

  • @LoveStrokeRadio
    @LoveStrokeRadio 25 днів тому +15

    The Machine actually hates pizza

  • @marklar51423
    @marklar51423 20 днів тому

    The Thai Pizza incident. This is why I enjoy Podcasts like this so much. Ari, Ryan, and Bobby also get a lot of great stories. Getting that little peak behind the curtain is the only reason I listen. The jokes are just a bonus.

  • @eg_mike22
    @eg_mike22 24 дні тому +7

    It isnt just you guys. Live podcasts are always a fail. They just dont hit the same.

  • @samantha-eu3cc
    @samantha-eu3cc 22 дні тому +1

    "give him some Pryor . . .some Carlin . . . some List!"🤣

  • @ABPhoto182
    @ABPhoto182 25 днів тому +19

    This Pod, these guys, mean the world to me. 🌎 🥹 💕

  • @blacombe420
    @blacombe420 24 дні тому +2

    Lmaoo Mark drunk driving having to tell jokes to get out of a ticket is comedy gold haha only Mark would go through that. List rules to

  • @anthonysmeltink8412
    @anthonysmeltink8412 25 днів тому +21

    It takes two takes to upload. Have you boys let an intern from gas digital upload this?

    • @bunnybangz
      @bunnybangz 25 днів тому

      Jorge is at it again

    • @Brrrax21
      @Brrrax21 25 днів тому

      Fast and loose

    • @Blade70
      @Blade70 25 днів тому +1

      I'm good with the audio not screwing up..

    • @noiamthaipeople212
      @noiamthaipeople212 24 дні тому

      i blame Shelby

    • @theovonmiller7811
      @theovonmiller7811 24 дні тому +1

      “You’re ungrateful, you’re a piece of shit”-Joe List

  • @thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664
    @thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664 25 днів тому +26

    This has to be like the 4th time Mark has made the "traffic is the worst thing to happen in Sandy Hook" joke while Joe never laughs, lol

  • @GrantLeeEdwards
    @GrantLeeEdwards 24 дні тому +2

    “Give em some Pryor, some Carlin, some List” 🎉

  • @corypagano407
    @corypagano407 24 дні тому +4

    Nugget please is my new favoriate phrase

  • @matthewzgorzynski7102
    @matthewzgorzynski7102 24 дні тому +26

    Is anyone else genuinely concerned with how much Mark openly jokes about driving drunk?

  • @colin2420
    @colin2420 23 дні тому +1

    If Mark keeps saying humdingers, I’m going to have to explain to my kids that paw patrol and mark normand are completely different people 😅😂

  • @thelibrary8878
    @thelibrary8878 25 днів тому +2

    Yeah the Three Day Filming fact blew my mind ...Amazing Film ......Tom Dustin: Portrait Of A Comedian

  • @binks2413
    @binks2413 23 дні тому +1

    "I saw a guy shit in a pizza box then give it to another guy" 😂

  • @POV_UT
    @POV_UT 21 день тому +1

    Can’t wait to hear about their take on the election in February!

  • @MagicRing
    @MagicRing 24 дні тому +1

    immediately the funniest thing I've heard all week

  • @Flugoongie
    @Flugoongie 24 дні тому +1

    Just saw joes special taping in Rosemont. Truly the king of comedy! He hit on my wife the whole time!

  • @chaselepard
    @chaselepard 24 дні тому +3

    13:21 don't you ever say you wanted Thai food! 😂

  • @firesidefire
    @firesidefire 25 днів тому +5

    They must’ve took out the “lil nugget” comment 😂

  • @jessrussovlogs
    @jessrussovlogs 25 днів тому +7

    Joe's on the left. The boys are back on a couch. It takes two to mango. Just saw Mark in Edmonton, he's incredible! Thank you! Farts!

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom 24 дні тому

      Back on the couch perfectly balanced, as all things should be🤌

  • @sharonviera9036
    @sharonviera9036 25 днів тому +3

    You heard that, Bert! Everyone ate the pizza and wings 🍕🍗

  • @JoshuaMehojevich
    @JoshuaMehojevich 25 днів тому +8

    Omg everyone wants pizzas lmao bachelor party

  • @DanaK916
    @DanaK916 24 дні тому +1

    Can't wait to see this movie, Joe!

  • @user-lg3fh6so7z
    @user-lg3fh6so7z 24 дні тому +4

    I wanna say I did shit on the live podcast but this is by far my favorite podcast. Nobody says the shit you guys do. It's incredible. Best comedy podcast hands down.

  • @PossumSwanger4
    @PossumSwanger4 24 дні тому +3

    17:34 Sounds like cocaine brain to me there Mark.. 😂

  • @thomascurran9562
    @thomascurran9562 24 дні тому +1

    Joe's special taping was great. He talks about Feehan at one point

  • @TheCuredham
    @TheCuredham 24 дні тому

    Saw Mark in Newport and was a great show and kickoff to Rogue Island Comedy Festival; Thank you for the laughs!

  • @mmc577
    @mmc577 24 дні тому +1

    Lmfao that car story from Mark was great

  • @adamcantu4983
    @adamcantu4983 24 дні тому

    This is just what I needed on a Tuesgay.

  • @LoveStrokeRadio
    @LoveStrokeRadio 25 днів тому +15

    Prince played something like 26 instruments on his debut album.
    When you can play that many instruments, you don't care about rippin' on guitar every song.

    • @p3rpNZ
      @p3rpNZ 24 дні тому

      when i have 26 different foods, I still know what one tastes best. Maybe he just had no taste.

    • @costcoexecutivemember
      @costcoexecutivemember 24 дні тому +1

      Prince did pretty well I think. Anyone saying otherwise is…unfamiliar with the depth and quality of his work.
      Evennnn floowwwww

  • @DrewKane
    @DrewKane 24 дні тому +3

    Of COURSE Joe plays acoustic guitar.

    • @Sarah-wu2jt
      @Sarah-wu2jt 23 дні тому

      You sure it’s not a mandolin ?

  • @minergate4066
    @minergate4066 22 дні тому

    Lmao Mark explaining how an electric car works. "No engine block no oil change no shift" 😂😂

  • @sk8b1rd
    @sk8b1rd 24 дні тому

    I already listened to the pod, but it’s worth it to watch u tube to see these guys in action

  • @alexvoskanian3265
    @alexvoskanian3265 24 дні тому

    I need more Hip Hop Joe! That Mhmmm and the California Love reference, love it

  • @michaelhenderson643
    @michaelhenderson643 24 дні тому +3

    Best pod ever i wish this went on forever i wish this went on for hours i laughed till i puked my mom jizzed

  • @kennethrudibaugh
    @kennethrudibaugh 24 дні тому

    I heard Mark over the weekend at Hilarities and he did 2 of the 3 jokes he did for the cop and they both KILLED 😂

  • @tylerbecker3348
    @tylerbecker3348 24 дні тому

    Just saw Joe Joe for his special taping in Rosemont on Sunday.
    Sorry the early show was a bunch of stiffs and it was 94 degrees in the room - you were a hoot and I can't wait to watch it again

  • @pandemik77
    @pandemik77 24 дні тому +1

    Thank fk this is released, thank u 😊 the weekly assist this gives is non-trivial. Went to see mark, Sam, Louis ck in Melbourne/AU in past year or so; is mister Joe List evvvvvverrr going to tour AU? many thanks ❤

  • @JMCote112
    @JMCote112 24 дні тому +1

    I've been listening to Cumtown for the first time and the boys were loving some Tom Dustin. Mullen was even saying that someone needed to make a documentary on him. Episode 100 & 101

  • @tkirkpat007
    @tkirkpat007 24 дні тому +5

    Mark's dwi story reminded me that comedians are not that smart. 😂

  • @spaceghostterps
    @spaceghostterps 24 дні тому

    I think Joe lives in my neighborhood i work in lol. STAY AWAY FROM MY CHIPOTLE ON BROADWAY BY THE BULL!

  • @BTA1991
    @BTA1991 23 дні тому +1

    Hey Mark, law enforcement here... you realize the cop asked you to perform 3 jokes to get you talking and to test your cognitive functions without being obvious about it right? Its common practice to instead of making you get out of the car and do a bunch of gay tests and to keep it lighthearted at the same time. Getting you to perform the jokes he can do multiple tests in one: check your motor skills, memory, smell your breath, speech patterns (no slurred speech), and inspect inside your car while your focused on your jokes. And you thought you were getting privilege, lol.

  • @marniebrimhall986
    @marniebrimhall986 24 дні тому

    Great job Joe on your documentary film❤😊

  • @pinhighdiscdyes
    @pinhighdiscdyes 24 дні тому +1

    I think you should still put the live eps up on the tube feed but just do it in addition to the regular weekly pod. Even if you put it up later.

  • @Wonkzzilla
    @Wonkzzilla 24 дні тому +1

    1:06:28 does anyone else think the cartoon drawing logo looks more like Mark Sanchez than Mark Norman? LoL

  • @rileyswanson321
    @rileyswanson321 24 дні тому +1

    Marks 1000s of podcast apperences is paying off keeping him outta jail on out on them roads drunk 😅

  • @karlw2798
    @karlw2798 20 днів тому

    I got the Bert VS Joe pizza reference 😂

  • @ItjeLeros
    @ItjeLeros 24 дні тому +1

    PEOPLE LOVE PIZZA!!!!😂😂😂😂 👌🏻 perfect!

  • @blakewalker7659
    @blakewalker7659 24 дні тому +17

    Did Marks driving drunk story piss anyone else off? He had multiple opportunities not to drive 3 hours drunk and still did it. You’re 40, it’s not funny or a “cool” story.

  • @MrValentineReacts
    @MrValentineReacts 17 днів тому

    This podcast has mythological staying power

  • @LokiKala117
    @LokiKala117 9 днів тому

    Pizza gate joke was hilarious

  • @Brrrax21
    @Brrrax21 25 днів тому +2

    I see you guys saying re upload. When was it? Theyve only had a few in Joes new place. I think.

  • @cindyyy1191
    @cindyyy1191 24 дні тому

    The Tesla story 😂😂😂 had me dying

  • @sabrmagician
    @sabrmagician 24 дні тому

    13:25 the reference to the bert controversy lmfao

  • @johnbutler1778
    @johnbutler1778 22 дні тому

    i like the live episodes on the regular feed!

  • @pedrogunner9750
    @pedrogunner9750 21 день тому

    So when and where can we see the Tom Dustin documentary? Did I miss that in the pod?

  • @10use
    @10use 23 дні тому +2

    Not so Kevin Hart when the Cops come around.

  • @nndaystar
    @nndaystar 22 дні тому

    Mark if you're reading, stop drinking and driving brother, there's a lot of love for you out here.

  • @24RL55
    @24RL55 23 дні тому

    The boys still got it 👍

  • @Coolbreezyitsez
    @Coolbreezyitsez 25 днів тому +5

    My fathers gay!

  • @primalcolin2
    @primalcolin2 21 день тому

    Hey it’s two-gays with stories 😂✌🏻❤️

  • @leo78744
    @leo78744 23 дні тому

    Mark!!!! Drive Fast!!!

  • @TonyMarselle
    @TonyMarselle 20 днів тому

    John Goblikon RIGHT NOW!
    Needs mark normand please.

  • @collinharrington539
    @collinharrington539 25 днів тому +5

    IM GAY!!!!

  • @willingtooppose7919
    @willingtooppose7919 24 дні тому

    Hey Mark ! Solid Gold: Solid Gold jewelry is made entirely of gold - inside and out! There are various Karats of gold which is the percentage of 24k gold in the jewelry piece. It is the most expensive, but most durable.

  • @edwardlowrie2735
    @edwardlowrie2735 25 днів тому +6

    Nice..

  • @sammathey1995
    @sammathey1995 24 дні тому +1

    Damn cats are upset😂this ain’t Mark’s first rodeo, he probly was fine

  • @UnderworldInferno
    @UnderworldInferno 25 днів тому +3

    Salad g00se!!

  • @dannielmorales1013
    @dannielmorales1013 23 дні тому

    "I call up Salacuse cause he's like the loneliest saddest person ever"
    "Yes" .... HAHAHAHAHAHA 😭😭😭 !!!!!!

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 25 днів тому +3

    "you don't wanna be too hot"... someone forgot to tell mark, i guess.

  • @bangsmccoy3924
    @bangsmccoy3924 23 дні тому

    See you on Saturday, Mark!

  • @asdfkjidf
    @asdfkjidf 24 дні тому +1

    Are these guys aware this vid isn’t censored at all haha

  • @gfamily5881
    @gfamily5881 24 дні тому +1

    Can’t go wrong with a couple pizzas

  • @chrisprendergast6650
    @chrisprendergast6650 22 дні тому

    Where can we watch the movie?

  • @fatdora9179
    @fatdora9179 24 дні тому

    13:17 to 13:37 best call back! Joe is an animal! Hahaha "people love pizza" 💀💀💀