Best comedy duo, best comedy podcast, they both seem like such a genuinely nice guys too and them talking about their own insecurities and problems in a funny way has helped me so much!
People don’t get sick from magical flying Boogey germs. They DEVELOP the “illness” following the resolution of the upsetting event that caused it. Just like they DEVELOP cancer. If you can’t “catch” cancer, you can’t “catch” anything else. The Germ Theory has been fraud for 110 years. Repeating it over and over does not make it true.
He was quoting Fahim Anwar there, not Katz. He repeated what Fahim said in his special that got flagged on UA-cam - they obviously didn't want to get in the same trouble so they censored it. If you go to Fahim's page he has a video explaining the whole situation and how he tried to do everything right but still got screwed.
@@geep2000 You're right - I corrected it and did see Fahim special and guest spots mentioning it (right before bleep he merely mentioned Louis hitting million)
don't worry about sharing the tough times guys .... many of us going through similar stuff / you are helping .... love this podcast because you guys are the most ... "real" , unfiltered ... don't worry about boring us with your struggles .... it actually helps
I wonder how many times that union stage hand guy has pulled the ol' "Let's take a photo!" knowing fully well what he's doing. He's skimming the books.
It reminds me of my manager asking me to go smoke a cig with her, then asking why I'm not inside getting work done when we finish our cigs. I can't tell if she's f*#king with me, or if she is aware of what she's doing.
4:36 - Didn’t Mark and Mae meet another couple on vacation, they went to dinner together and the dude had 3 invitations and 1 of the inventions was amazing? Had to tell Joe off air. Kind of remember what Joe is hinting at. Anyone?
@@BrickTop06I've long thought Joke WRLD should have like a spreadsheet maybe on his site as a reference like comic, title, release date and platform its on
@@bp4861Remember way back WMBD clip of like after a show, Sam & Mark 1st time listening in the studio to song that became their theme song. It was mind boggling how good it was and is
The best trick I've learned to fall asleep is very deep and slow breathing. Repeating 15 seconds in through the nose and 15 out the mouth. It mimics you're sleep breathing pattern and thus tricks your brain into thinking it's ready to konk. If you're wired you're screwed but if you think you may be able to sleep it's a more than decent solution.
I’m sure it’s been mentioned already, but the “Baby on Board” stickers are actually very important. It is only meant for emergency services; if you are in a crash, the first responders know there is a baby to save first. USE IT!!
If segment "A" of any population commits an inordinate amount of crime compared to segments "B", "C", or "D" for example, it seems logical to expect that segment "A" will have a higher rate of interactions with law enforcement.
I grew up in a rougher, larger City in Mass . Still loved it, but Joes upbringing in a small town where like everyone knows everyone does make me wish I grew up in that kind of environment .
These two should pitch a new Ghostbusters series with two other comedians, like that's the new Egon and Venkman right there, make it like a hilarious IRL version of the 90's cartoon and they'd get as many seasons as Cobra Kai.
Hey Mark, can't wait to see you in Memphis this Friday. I'm sorry on behalf of all comedy fans in TN for the shit ticket sales! Don't give up on us. COMEDY!
Its simple. " If I ever fly in a middle seat again. You're fired . " Then follow through. If you are being taken for granted its because you're allowing it.
I am a half a century old, I'm trying to think if I've ever not been able to sleep? I cannot recall ever having one night struggle to peacefully sleep. My dreams are generally pleasant. This sleeping issue sounds simply torturous. It must be a show business thing.
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10 years and i still can't believe that duck fell out of his bag
Christ I can't breathe. hahahah Joe list 10:25 "You Fuckin nerd" U like that you fuckin nerd" 🤣😂
A couple minutes in and this is gold, couldn’t be a better connection in the comedy world, i am currently drunk
god damn I’m 15 mins in and this one already feels like a classic
10:27 😭
23:50 💀
11:48 lmao
Are they both on addy. Never heard them like this. Shot out of a cannon. 😂
@@ng6000productions Yes! It's a blunt instrument.
Best comedy duo, best comedy podcast, they both seem like such a genuinely nice guys too and them talking about their own insecurities and problems in a funny way has helped me so much!
14:47 😮 🤣🤣
Mark's quote of Louis Katz was so bad, bleeped out AND pixelated his mouth to avoid lip-reading 🤣
People don’t get sick from magical flying Boogey germs. They DEVELOP the “illness” following the resolution of the upsetting event that caused it. Just like they DEVELOP cancer. If you can’t “catch” cancer, you can’t “catch” anything else. The Germ Theory has been fraud for 110 years. Repeating it over and over does not make it true.
He was quoting Fahim Anwar there, not Katz. He repeated what Fahim said in his special that got flagged on UA-cam - they obviously didn't want to get in the same trouble so they censored it. If you go to Fahim's page he has a video explaining the whole situation and how he tried to do everything right but still got screwed.
@@geep2000 UA-cam page or Instagram?
@@geep2000 You're right - I corrected it and did see Fahim special and guest spots mentioning it (right before bleep he merely mentioned Louis hitting million)
@@headcrusher1966That's not how the 1st Amendment works. You might actually try reading the constitution before you run your mouth.
I put this on to sleep. Now I can’t sleep 😂😂😂😂
Sir this is a morning pod
Try wmbd
Funniest podcast on the planet
Absolutely
PUNNIEST? 😄
Imagine them doing this pod on another planet.
Agreed , this and redbar
Yesss idk how burt gets views and all those other overrated morons
16:43 Anyone else notice that room getting brighter that Mark did? 🤔🤔🤔
don't worry about sharing the tough times guys .... many of us going through similar stuff / you are helping .... love this podcast because you guys are the most ... "real" , unfiltered ... don't worry about boring us with your struggles .... it actually helps
Agree. AYG, especially on Patreon, is really like that too. Genuine is good.
I wonder how many times that union stage hand guy has pulled the ol' "Let's take a photo!" knowing fully well what he's doing. He's skimming the books.
Baby on board is to alert first responders if you’re in an accident that there’s a baby strapped in. It has nothing to do with you or others driving.
I didn’t know that, appreciate the info!
Ok, that story about staying for a photo and then going over time was infuriating! I’m with you, Mark.
I agree, total BS
It reminds me of my manager asking me to go smoke a cig with her, then asking why I'm not inside getting work done when we finish our cigs.
I can't tell if she's f*#king with me, or if she is aware of what she's doing.
I would of had a lawyer get involved
Hey, my comment got deleted!!!...??
Wtf did I say? lol
@@The4thWayExperience that’s even more money, a lot more.
Mark's stupid face at 28:05 and Joe's quiet bewilderment at Mark's stupidity is insanely funny
lmfao another ep where Normand has a sh*tty plane seat and gets scolded by Joe. Love this pod
10:23 I was laughing out of breath when Sarah told this story on AYG. Her laughing throughout was hilarious!
Fuck that phoenix queef. Let's charge the headliner $500 bucks to take a picture with us. Sweet scam
4:36 - Didn’t Mark and Mae meet another couple on vacation, they went to dinner together and the dude had 3 invitations and 1 of the inventions was amazing? Had to tell Joe off air. Kind of remember what Joe is hinting at. Anyone?
Yes . Unfortunately mark has early dementia
Yeah I think it was on their honeymoon in South Africa
@@a.k.4o(alcoholism)
"Well,....everythings illegal!"😂😅😂
CHUCK ------- where'd you see that list of comedy specials coming out for us obsessed with stand-up
I think it was on Joke World
@@BrickTop06I've long thought Joke WRLD should have like a spreadsheet maybe on his site as a reference like comic, title, release date and platform its on
@@BrickTop06Big Joke WRLD fan so probaably
Great news, gays! Mark just booked me for a gig at the new club
Get that boinghole ready buster
Who the funk are you?
@@a.k.4o3:15 headlining
Me too!
Oinus
Joe saying he’s “blue collar” as a comedian is hilarious
Just means under achiever
"My Radio is spittin at me." Yes.
Maybe the greatest pod intro song??? We might be drunks first one I loved too
@@bp4861Remember way back WMBD clip of like after a show, Sam & Mark 1st time listening in the studio to song that became their theme song. It was mind boggling how good it was and is
2:20 It is pretty crazy the number of hugely successful podcasts that were inspired by Tuesdays. Cum Town too
I’m gay and this pod really deserves more views
I’ve never seen Mark more excited than when he thought List already had a Xanax prescription he was willing to share
How is it that tuesdays doesnt have at least 300k subs??!
Because Joe List blows his dad
No guests, no crossposting is an enemy of the algorithm. Like it this way though.
I've been using valerian root recently for sleep, works great! Thx for the pod!
And it calms you down - more than any of those sleep-aids on the market.
The union guy knew it would cause time to go over so he could get more $$
my father's gay
Mine too!
@@danielcaro7it's all pipes!
Good ol George castanza!!!
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I've come so far Jerry!
That picture was definitely to go over the time limit without a doubt.
“You like that? You like that? You little fkn nerd”😭😭😭
Club Dread and Werid Science are the best Paxton
The gays have an extensive coaching tree
IP2 ALWAYS WINS!! 🌚
The best trick I've learned to fall asleep is very deep and slow breathing. Repeating 15 seconds in through the nose and 15 out the mouth. It mimics you're sleep breathing pattern and thus tricks your brain into thinking it's ready to konk. If you're wired you're screwed but if you think you may be able to sleep it's a more than decent solution.
Boys, on a bender Friday to Sunday, zero sleep, ready to do some welding and grinding on a Monday. 🎉
I just went to clean my screen…only to realize it’s whatever TF is on the wall by Joes right hand 🤣
glue from the wall paper that fell on them
Great jeans, Joe! You should really rock the Dazed & Confused, 70's style...
Straight from Kill Tony crew🫡
I’m sure it’s been mentioned already, but the “Baby on Board” stickers are actually very important. It is only meant for emergency services; if you are in a crash, the first responders know there is a baby to save first. USE IT!!
This is one of the best yet!
wow! "no hose" pun at 53:40....lmfao
The break at 8:19 is classic and very Seinfeldien.
I love how Joe laughed so hard when he caught himself 😂
This pod is literally my therapy and meds
My new favourite pod !!
Had a shitty day & honestly you two truly just make me forget about everything for an hour n it’s exactly what I needed….thanks gaylords ❤
I love this episode!
Even the slightly more serious stuff about sleeping.. Louis was right you're great together
This is the Best comedy podcast!
If segment "A" of any population commits an inordinate amount of crime compared to segments "B", "C", or "D" for example, it seems logical to expect that segment "A" will have a higher rate of interactions with law enforcement.
1:08:52 this exchange is what makes TWS the greatest pod ever!
Am I at my grandparents’ house again? At 9:45 we are total re re runs
I’m 40 also.
Fucking Living Legends!
That Phoenix club owner did Mark DIRTY.
“We don’t have a cup” 😂
This one is on fire
L♥️VE from BOSTON…..I AM from WHITMAN, 🇺🇸 M.A. also!!
I grew up in a rougher, larger City in Mass . Still loved it, but Joes upbringing in a small town where like everyone knows everyone does make me wish I grew up in that kind of environment .
Tuesdays on Mondays is the BEST! INow i can't sleep from laughing my dick off.😂😂😂
Mark has a benzo addiction, and I'm gay.
Joe representing the corn state in this one! Thanks man!!
These two should pitch a new Ghostbusters series with two other comedians, like that's the new Egon and Venkman right there, make it like a hilarious IRL version of the 90's cartoon and they'd get as many seasons as Cobra Kai.
COOL IT
Poor mark, I can literally go to sleep on ecstasy if I tried hard enough
Normand could definitely be doing Gardens instead of/or as well as sold out Beacons
How much is too much to see mark in Knoxville
tell youtube to pay these beautiful bastards
they snowball you lmfaoo
Hey Mark, can't wait to see you in Memphis this Friday. I'm sorry on behalf of all comedy fans in TN for the shit ticket sales! Don't give up on us. COMEDY!
This was a good episode of stiff socks
My father walks around NYC with a buttplug in
Fantastic ep
Baby on board is for emergency services. If there’s a crash, they know to look for a baby that could get lost in the wreckage. I believe.
And for other drivers to be more careful
I got 2 tickets to Joe List this Friday in Pittsburgh the 29th if anyone is interested I'm unable to attend hit me up if interested
As soon as marcus threw on the shades I knew this was gonna be a heater
fav pod of all time. easy
I once sat next to three Amish guys on an 8 hour Greyhound trip. That deodorant thing is a hippie myth.
most pod's censor the first 10 min. these guys don't, love it.
JEEEEEsus man...oh my god😂😂😂
questioning why they’re not monetized during a 20 min 4 floors of whooahs convo is hilarious
“Anybody else hard”
C O M E D Y ❤
@n@l homo gaze
You killed it in AZ 👌
“Baby on board” by The B-Sharps 🎶
Classic ep!!! 😂😂😂
My papá is Marico
Where’s my AirPods so I can listen to this around other people
Bill Paxtons one great line that launched his career back in the 80’s…” Game over, man…f¥cking game over!” ✨Name that movie…..??✨
“Mar-cotics”… nice one
A Xanax in a Jagerbomb? Reminds of the Pina Kolonopins we used to make.
Very impressive
Its simple. " If I ever fly in a middle seat again. You're fired . " Then follow through. If you are being taken for granted its because you're allowing it.
I am a half a century old, I'm trying to think if I've ever not been able to sleep? I cannot recall ever having one night struggle to peacefully sleep. My dreams are generally pleasant. This sleeping issue sounds simply torturous. It must be a show business thing.
The hell that Mark talked about on the adderall. Fuck.
SHAME GILLIS!!
Baby on board stickers are for EMS if you're in an accident. They look for the kid first.
Keep that in mind
wuddup queefs
What’s good gays
Jiizzin loud over here
Let’s get cheesy and flip some duck out the bag🤘🏻
Joe would have had Mark off the stage at 11:59 if he was his manager.
If I were Mark, I would have informed that union queef that I charge $501 to have a photo taken with me!
“ I love narcotics “ 😂😂😂
Markotics
😂
Shogun is amazing