It's literally the only pod without guests, which is the main driver for clicks/ the algo. I've been listening for like 8 years and still love it but it's no surpise the views stay low.
It's literally the worst thing that can happen to any comic, they immediately think they have a world of material no ones ever touched before, and it's always the lamest shit ever. If Shane has a kid I'm gonna bud Dwyer myself
You are doing the same thing that people on twitter do when they dig up someone's old tweets to expose their hypocrisy as if people's opinions don't change as they grow old
It's wild to me when people make comments like this about hairlines. I don't even see what you're talking about. lol You must have the hairline of a 3 year old Asian because his hair looks perfectly fine and he's in his fucking 40s...Also you know that a widow's peak is a genetic trait and has nothing to do with a receding hairline right????
It's funny when they're talking about stand up comedians who hosted SNL in the 90s they say you can't count Dana Carvey because he is former cast member.. but they mention Chris Rock over and over and it's like it never clicks he's also a former cast member lol. It's like they completely forgot.
Virtually all doctors and scientists (not all) are either ignorant to, or corrupted by, the institutions that fund the studies and dictate the medical guidelines. Western medicine is great at treating emergencies, broken bones, etc., but they’re horrible (damage-inflicting, in fact) when it comes to metabolic health, chronic conditions, and how to be truly healthy. RFK is not a scientist or a doctor (good thing!) yet he’s more informed on metabolic health than most actual doctors/scientists. Need a “certified physician”? Here’s a few who agree with most of what RFK stands for: Ken Berry, Casey Means, Paul Saladino, Shawn Baker, and a long list of others. Anyway, something to think about, ya queef!
For the record, the current HHS Secretary (Xavier Becerra) is a crooked California lawyer and career politician, not a doctor. He failed miserably on both ObamaCare and C-19, and is best known for his avoidance of doing any actual work. RFKJr has spent over 40 years as an environmental lawyer fighting for clean water, farms free of cancer-causing pesticides, honesty on nutrition fact labels, and preserving Native Lands from destructive pipelines, among many other philanthropic endeavors.
I don’t know how Mark just sits there when Joe is blatantly rude when Mark says anything sports related… 32:26 chill Joe, you don’t know everything about sports like you think you do 😂 the Knicks are 8-6, the regular season matters at some point lol
It is baffling to New Englanders when someone is not as into sports as they are, my old bosses Bostonian wife had more sports knowledge in her pinkie than I had in my whole body, and I played a ton of sports, including basketball in college. They are fun to talk sports with, but I agree, they have to realize there is more to life than sports. And some are flat out arrogant, not all but some.
Anyone remember the scene from Seinfeld “The Wait Out” when George walks in and Jerry and Elaine are sway dancing with their hands up over him? That’s how I feel on the inside every Tuesday!
Can anyone source a quote I swear I've heard before but can't find it. @ 21:14 Mark says "fine product" isn't there a quote from some comedy movie where someone says "now that's a fine product" or something like that? it's killing me that I can't find this or maybe it's just a figment of my imagination??
Joe wants to say bad shit about Trump because he knows what's coming but he stops Everytime lol he's friends with Louie who's definitely a anti Trump guy lol
1:02:36 Hey Mark ! My ex girlfriend is half white, half black . We called her "Coffee Double Cream" ! She loved it as she was called half breed when she was a kid > Newmarket , Ont Canada
Tony is fine. He said he's not apologizing for anything. Plus a lot of people from Puerto Rico say that it has a big problem with trash and they weren't offended. So he wasn't just saying that just to say it. There is some truth to what he said.
Came out on a Monday, just like my father!
Came on my father just like his father. Thanks for coming out🎉
I’m gay! My dads straight!
He can't say that after last night!!
Never gets old, how do you do it????
You’re in the wrong place then.
What a twist
My dad's grandson's father is gay
And then the duck fell out of his bag
she didn’t even flush
The intro should win an award if there was any to be given. Best hands down.
Joe mentioning that he “did jujitsu” is funnier than any joke he’s written 😂
Him and ranaan practise jewjitsu
Joes entire movie idea is just kids stabbing people in a park and he can’t stop talking about it
Everyone is gay. ~Kurt Cobain
@@j.yahnke 🤣🙌
Everyone is dead ~Kurdt Cobain
14:38 "So $660 plus $120 is $880."
So close yet so far
He's retarded
Bidenomics
This is one of the funniest podcasts that exists and it blows my mind it doesnt have more subscribers
Couldn't agree more there fatty
It's literally the only pod without guests, which is the main driver for clicks/ the algo. I've been listening for like 8 years and still love it but it's no surpise the views stay low.
Especially for almost 600 eps!
The king of content’s basketball story right here is such A tier gold content and there are hundreds of hours back in the anal too
Wurd
“I’m not going to be one of these comedians that always talks about their kids”. Then proceeds to do it more than any other comedian
It’s weird how being a dad changes you. 😮
Most men are dads at some point in their lives and they love funny parenting stuff
It's literally the worst thing that can happen to any comic, they immediately think they have a world of material no ones ever touched before, and it's always the lamest shit ever. If Shane has a kid I'm gonna bud Dwyer myself
You are doing the same thing that people on twitter do when they dig up someone's old tweets to expose their hypocrisy as if people's opinions don't change as they grow old
@@ankushmamgain8227 let me guess, you're a parent
Rosa parkland.
Epic!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Joes hairline is receding faster than Ukraine
He'll be Putin on a wig soon
It's wild to me when people make comments like this about hairlines. I don't even see what you're talking about. lol You must have the hairline of a 3 year old Asian because his hair looks perfectly fine and he's in his fucking 40s...Also you know that a widow's peak is a genetic trait and has nothing to do with a receding hairline right????
@@orangeyewgladGood point I removed my likes from the other posts!
@orangeyewglad did that comment hit a little close to home?
@@orangeyewgladbrother, you can have a lot of hair and have a botched hairline; now go kiss your mothers father and thank him for your 5head
"When I see you in heaven". Just slides those gems in like it's nothing. Mark Normand is a comedic genius. Love this pod.
Most zingers per minute than any other podcast in the game👌
The Eric Clapton reference during the baby top absolutely killed me! So good, Mark!!
Just remembered how gay my dad is
My God, Joe is like a jealous girl when Mark mentions other comedians accomplishments, he gets so snarky and condescending.
Yup lol
@@Betty-Boop809 facts he’s a jelly belly for sure 😂
neg much?
Didn’t finish this one. Obnoxious.
Your mind will take shape of what you frequently hold in thought
Gay dad gay dad gay dad
Neurologist be like
How many minutes till Joe makes it uncomfortable.
It's funny when they're talking about stand up comedians who hosted SNL in the 90s they say you can't count Dana Carvey because he is former cast member.. but they mention Chris Rock over and over and it's like it never clicks he's also a former cast member lol. It's like they completely forgot.
and Seinfeld because yes he did not have a tv show
I was screaming at my phone the same thing
They forgot about Norm too
That story about Mones shooting hoops crushed me 😂😂😂
Mones is soooo hot!
This podcast is a staple in my life. I get livid when i catch up to all the episodes 😢
List watches msnbc for his news
He does look like Rachel Maddow.
Okay
Better than Rogan
@@caleb.horowitz Rogan is not a news source. He’s a comedian with a podcast. You’ve got to stop watching msnbc, it’s rotting your brain.
Clearly 🙄
Tuesdays With Stories is brought to you by BlueChew - for children
Best part of a Monday night i can tell ya that right now🤌🤌🤌
Thank goodness we got this on Tuesday too, cause Kill Tony was roooough this week 😂😂
Agreed
I haven't watched it yet and I'm not sure I'm going to because of the numerous complaints
Did anyone notice Mark's "easy" after Joe said Thai food? That joke will live on
Joe List really toes that gay line with politics...
Thank you for not falling off like many other comedy pods. The most consistently hilarious show ever 👏
Still bringing the laughs after all these years. Love you two ❤
Keep thinking marks drinking a tub of ben and Jerry's 😂
The "stab and run" horror film idea sounds reminiscent of the "knockout game" stuff that was a real thing in NYC.
I'm proud on my 2024 recap I had 14,594 min watched of Tuesday with Stories you guys are the best
At minute 58 I realized I was watching two dads in pajamas tell stories about their lives. Idk which is more sad me loving to watch or them doing it.
For me personally, you two are the reason comedy is now mainstream. I listen to you two more than any radio or tv show.
Norm Macdonald hosted SNL in October 1999
Tuesdays just made my Monday better!
Stabbot and Costiletto
Nice one
u make $30,000 a month on patreon plus ad revenue but joe complains about money
I think he constantly compares himself to Marks status
@ and mark compares himself to me and i compare myself to joe
Virtually all doctors and scientists (not all) are either ignorant to, or corrupted by, the institutions that fund the studies and dictate the medical guidelines.
Western medicine is great at treating emergencies, broken bones, etc., but they’re horrible (damage-inflicting, in fact) when it comes to metabolic health, chronic conditions, and how to be truly healthy.
RFK is not a scientist or a doctor (good thing!) yet he’s more informed on metabolic health than most actual doctors/scientists.
Need a “certified physician”? Here’s a few who agree with most of what RFK stands for: Ken Berry, Casey Means, Paul Saladino, Shawn Baker, and a long list of others.
Anyway, something to think about, ya queef!
Sing it sister!
For the record, the current HHS Secretary (Xavier Becerra) is a crooked California lawyer and career politician, not a doctor. He failed miserably on both ObamaCare and C-19, and is best known for his avoidance of doing any actual work.
RFKJr has spent over 40 years as an environmental lawyer fighting for clean water, farms free of cancer-causing pesticides, honesty on nutrition fact labels, and preserving Native Lands from destructive pipelines, among many other philanthropic endeavors.
Nice try
@@Betty-Boop809No, literally everything they said is factual. Now you can debate if it's a bad thing or not but that is just the reality.
@ I’d love to be able to be so delusional - it must be a great existence
Joe is and always will be a total moron.
@@Betty-Boop809 delusion is not believing facts. That's you, apparently.
“Get outta here with Tom Arnold” 😂😂
I wonder who Joe had to talk of ledge after Trump elect......probably, Ranaan.
Being a father is the best thing ever. Who cares about these stupid over rated TV shows and Movies. You'll never miss it.
Joes horror movie - “Puncture Wounds”
I have pms so I gotta say: I love you, guys
I don't have pms and I love these guys
same💚
@courtneyg678 tell Mark about the two of y'all. The whole synced up thing has to be the most referenced factoid he autistically fixates on.
4:49 4:57 Marks face... You totally shat on that 1 buddy! 😂
My lord the king of content can tell a story. Clip that basketball story and feed it into an AI cartoon smithereeny and post it
The way I remember it, Dane Cook performed the first "Stand-Up" monologue in SNL history.
Then the next day he took his girlfriend to her HS prom
@@ClockHolidayhah
went to mark’s show this past saturday and shouted MY FATHER’S GAY! great moment 😅💓
We got the real origin story of Mark's "I'm Kevin Hart"!!!!
41:52 "Your on the road your masterbaiting to a picture of your father" 💀💀💀 "Steve"☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
$660+$120=$880 Joe List 2024 😂
Am I gay? Find out!
Joe's weekly over the top patreon push sounds like the shamwow guy ! the tuesday's with stories patreon now a sponsor. lol
Rosanne began as a stand up.
And according to list Jerry only hosted because of his stand up. Not some show he quotes constantly. Pearl Jam stinks
The guy behind camera sounds like Neal Brennan.
I love these guys regardless or regardessessss...
Now I know where did "This is Kevin Hart" came from.
These pods got better recently after on this 🛋️
mark acting like him and his nepo wife aren't just gonna get a full time nanny..
Cleaners and cooks are more handy than a nanny, as Joe knows tiredness is your enemy as a parent.
Wait his wife has money? Didn’t know this, he scored! 😂
I’m applying dressed as a pretty lady
I have an idea for a name for Joe's horror movie: My father's gay.
M… and M! Always such a rich and educational Tuesday 🙏🏻
Queer ball killed me lol
Small mouth joe voted blue
His geriatric wife probably voted red
I don’t know how Mark just sits there when Joe is blatantly rude when Mark says anything sports related… 32:26 chill Joe, you don’t know everything about sports like you think you do 😂 the Knicks are 8-6, the regular season matters at some point lol
It is baffling to New Englanders when someone is not as into sports as they are, my old bosses Bostonian wife had more sports knowledge in her pinkie than I had in my whole body, and I played a ton of sports, including basketball in college. They are fun to talk sports with, but I agree, they have to realize there is more to life than sports. And some are flat out arrogant, not all but some.
Anyone remember the scene from Seinfeld “The Wait Out” when George walks in and Jerry and Elaine are sway dancing with their hands up over him? That’s how I feel on the inside every Tuesday!
Been on a horror movie kick lately. I would love to see what Joe and Louis could do with the genre.
Marks getting ready to quit drinkin in 2 yrs
This is your weekly reminder Mark wears a hair piece
Lol no way. Is this real?
9:36 thats a whole quack HAHAHAHA comedy!
At least Joe's kid will soon be at the same age to have the same diet as him.
Aaaand Joe went and ruined it. Dammit.
Joe and Marks dads need to start a pod and spill the beans on these gaybies
I like how little production is in this podcast. Lofi is nice
Mark with his fresh Air Max's.. Nice.
Boy, I am jonesing for a new List spesh. When does the water break on that puppy?
i just realized i’m eating chipotle as i’m watching this
When’s protect our parks next?!
Martin Lawrence did SNL in the 90’s, he did his act, and it got him banned from appearing on NBC
WHERE can i find the TESD pod i used to watch them on youtube but they dont upload anymore, i miss it can someone point me in the right direction
ITS ALL PIPES!!!
The McDonalds massacre was a mile or two from the San Diego/Tijuana border.
30:47 Guys, I just watched the Kill Tony filmed right before the election. Tony was certainly freaking out like never before. It was hilarious.
Martin Lawrence. The reason comedians stopped hosting for a decade. It only aired once and never again. It was funny.
He dramatically improved butt hole care for many needy women
Someone tell Joe to stop complaining about having a kid . Its annoying af
Joe’s side profile must be mesmerizing.
Can anyone source a quote I swear I've heard before but can't find it. @ 21:14 Mark says "fine product" isn't there a quote from some comedy movie where someone says "now that's a fine product" or something like that? it's killing me that I can't find this or maybe it's just a figment of my imagination??
1985 must've been a good year for Joe!
I hope they play-“guess what mystery pharmaceutical drugs Mark haphazardly consumed”
Joe thinks he invented being a dad
9/12 is my birthday 😂 one of the funnier things about me
Joe wants to say bad shit about Trump because he knows what's coming but he stops Everytime lol he's friends with Louie who's definitely a anti Trump guy lol
1:02:36 Hey Mark ! My ex girlfriend is half white, half black . We called her "Coffee Double Cream" ! She loved it as she was called half breed when she was a kid > Newmarket , Ont Canada
33:10 either trans or a robot
Stabby's World
"I'm sure you won't." 😂
Mark! Torrington was so lit! Cheers g
How did Martin Lawrence not make the list of stand-ups that hosted in the 90s?
Tony is fine. He said he's not apologizing for anything. Plus a lot of people from Puerto Rico say that it has a big problem with trash and they weren't offended. So he wasn't just saying that just to say it. There is some truth to what he said.
Mark will give himself pink eye from the mic farts eventually.
Finally, pants! I no longer have to reduce screen brightness for those pasty white stompers!
I love you guys but fuck you if you only eat cheese pizza. Give me my damn pineapple, pepperoni, and jalapeño. Haha
List is white bread
Wild pizza order