Chloe is looking same as always, Tom is returning to his pre-quarantine appearance, Eddie has gone full quarantine survivor beard, and Elliot looks like a 90’s Nic Cage performance.
"you assume that just because you have a quarter staff you can now do flips and shit" in fairness two of you assumed you would know how to operate a tank that takes a full team of highly trained individuals to use...
To use effectively, yeah, but against a guy with a stick or a MAC 11 they can probably just drive near, swap seats and use the co-axial machine gun. Elliot vs Chloe would be a test, though.
They all look like an 80s rock band with the beards and general aesthetic! Tom is the bassist, Eliot is the lead singer, Eddie is the guitarist and Chloe is the drummer! 😂
I think Elliot looks more like the guitarist because of his "extreme cool" look, and Eddie looks like a lead singer better for me, but yeah pretty accurate
@@djquinn4825 Maybe he's an atheist because he wanted to hide the fact that he is actually Jesus, but this one time him being Jesus slipped out of his mouth for the public to hear.
Most people probably know him better as Tom Ska. I only wayched his sketches for years and was genuinely surprised to find out that "Ska" wasn't his real last name
Can we talk about the fact that Elliot told us there were gonna be 100 episodes of #Content in this episode?!?! 96/100 on his whiteboard and no one noticed!!!!
i know that this is a weird comment to receive, but your videos just, bring me a lot of serotonin, and they're something i look forward too each week as something to keep going for, so i just wanted to thank you for existing and for making these videos,
Elliot's line of thinking makes sense, if you're 7-years-old. Like, that's the career plan you have when you're a kid, and the steps are: 1. Become smart. 2. ??? 3. Profit.
Hey Tom, just wanted to really thank you for 'Tomska's top 10 albums'. I really didn't know much about ska until I saw that video years ago but now im a real doot head, not kidding, big love from Sheffield
3:33 see the first thing you'll notice once your the smartest person in the world is that this is not in fact how the modern capitalistic system works.
Loving the pillow Chloe... you know the one ;P!! But watching you guys play this has made me wanna get it myself, can't wait for some fun nights with this ^^
@@EvanMMD3939 there's a site, with whole bunch of hentai doujins, each one has a number that correlates to it. You find the site, put in the desired numbers, get scarred because someone gave you 177013
My Muffin Time box just arrived! So much awesome packed in that cute decorated shipping box. I fear the plastic bag the muffin was in was air tight as he's not responsive...
Finally figured out what bothered me so much about Elliot's choice of "Smartest Person In The World". The prompt doesn't say that you'd be smart _enough_ to cure cancer, just smarter than than the next-smartest guy. Whichever scientist happens to have the most knowledge out of anyone on Earth, you'd have a bit more knowledge than them. Which is enough to get a well-paying job at least - after speedrunning enough college degrees to prove you know all this stuff, of course - and you may even make some scientific breakthroughs, but at the end of the day your impact on the world would be _significantly less_ than if you were the richest person in the world. With Bezos' money you could literally solve world hunger and still be part of the 0.1% afterwards.
@@creeperboy1013True. But that's where we'd start getting into semantics. The question is smartest in the world vs richest in the world - choose richest, and you'll necessarily be richer than Bezos, but is that in stocks too? Which company's stocks, in that case? Do you become the new CEO of Amazon? Or do you get it all liquid? In a mountain of cash, even? Many questions.
4:10 Honestly Eddie, me too. I said "kidney" but yeah, appendix makes way more sense. I'm pretty sure the coccyx isn't important either. 5:40 Tom, come on man, TMI.
Tom:looks like a old man that went to school during coved-19 Eddie:looks like Santa Claus stuck in the chimney Chloe: same as always Elliot:looks like a guy who serves pizza
Chloe is looking same as always,
Tom is returning to his pre-quarantine appearance,
Eddie has gone full quarantine survivor beard,
and Elliot looks like a 90’s Nic Cage performance.
Yes
@@ImaJokeer no
@@doomdxd2 maybe
Possibly?
Probably not
Eddie looks like a viking, and elliot looks like an 80s rock star.
Eddie looks like the villain from jumanji 3
And Tom looks like he thinks he's a fan of Eddie's band but doesnt know anything about it
80s porn* star
I read this before watching the video and I was still surprised
Is it just me or does he look a bit like Freddy Mercury?
“...and also solve cancer”
*”I could BUY cancer”*
you could invest in cancer
To this day I’m still wondering what exactly owning that would get you.
Anyone can buy cancer, that’s what cigarettes are
@@calowenby1654 cancer
@@calowenby1654 debt and also cancer
Obviously Jesus can only fly due to the jetpack delivered to him via Chloe's bicycle historical delivery service.
Studio Ghibli make this movie
@@cartoonishidealism582 oh hell yes 🤣🤣
Simple. Logic.
Jesus never flew
@@georgekhoory1521 r/whoosh
“I liked a game and asked them to pay me to play it” -TomSka 2020
True story.
Stonks.
Gotta treat companies the way they treat their influencer advertisers
"you assume that just because you have a quarter staff you can now do flips and shit"
in fairness two of you assumed you would know how to operate a tank that takes a full team of highly trained individuals to use...
To use effectively, yeah, but against a guy with a stick or a MAC 11 they can probably just drive near, swap seats and use the co-axial machine gun. Elliot vs Chloe would be a test, though.
@@Axquirix To be fair, if you're up against 'big stick' so long as you can make sure they can't get in you can learn to drive it and be invincible.
Technically a tank isn’t a weapon it’s a vehicle.
Luke Stephens but the gun and turret are weapons
See that's what I thought. If they're bringing in competency with the weapon, both of them are screwed. Even if they worked together to man the tank.
Beard.
We love it eddie keep it
you beat me to that comment! DAmMit
That is a full survivorman beard, I don't know what kind of reaction you were expecting from us.
its beautiful
Nice.
I would pay money to see Chloe and Elliot trying to operate a tank on their own with no training.
Tbf even if they cant operate it i dont see how eddie or tom would harm them if theyre inside with the weapons they chose
PLEEEASE BRING CHLOE MORE OFTEN I LOVE HER SM
What the hell did Eddie say to chloe at the end? "Cloaker"?
What does it mean.
aRUnKA Cloaca - don’t look it up.
And she’s the voice of female Tom
s i m p
@@thedoodlebugg1337 yeah thats fair. Lol
I loved Chloe before but I never realised how well she actually fits into this group dynamic and now I would love so much for her to stay
They all look like an 80s rock band with the beards and general aesthetic!
Tom is the bassist, Eliot is the lead singer, Eddie is the guitarist and Chloe is the drummer! 😂
I think Elliot looks more like the guitarist because of his "extreme cool" look, and Eddie looks like a lead singer better for me, but yeah pretty accurate
Eddie : F L Y
Everyone else : visible confusion
7:49 Elliot admonishing Chloe for her sauce choice may be the most Northern thing I've ever heard.
This may just be because of watching Oversimplified earlier, but Eddie seems to have a shocking resemblance to Rasputin (2:48 in particular)
Holly shot, you are right.
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
YES OVERSIMPLIFIED
That or a young Karl Marx
Tom: *passes cow through screen to Elliott*
Eddie: *𝘔 𝘈 𝘎 𝘐 𝘊*
Eddie later: ᴼＯｏ0ᵒ
8:30 “If they start chasing me, and I’m on a bike, what the fuck are they gonna do?”
They’re gonna get on their horses, Chloe, that’s what.
So bring a faster bike
elliot had to google one of the only dinosaurs in ASDF movies... wow.
*Tom: walks into the room wearing an I AM A STEGOSAURUS T-shirt*
*Elliot: confused screaming*
I mean. The actual dinosaur is a long neck like Argentinosaurus. The joke it’s that it isn’t a stegosaurus.
@@mslightbulb true
I wonder if they actually know the stegosaurus is not a stegosaurus
He also just went full thick accent the second he listed the dinosaurs.
He was spitting out bangers and mash with that accent, jesus christ.
Elliot is looking like he would work in a hipster bar. And Eddie is looking like he's transforming into something
2 tanks, and a man with a gun enter a fight. Eddie : *B I G S T I C K*
"Chloe, or should I say, Cloaca."
-Eddie Bowley, 2020
3:45 I agree with Elliot. Having the smartness of the entire universe would resolve in curing cancer and treating Covid
Hearing elliot's York accent saying "diplodocus" is the funniest thing
"Name something you take in the bath. 3, 2, 1..."
Me: "Toaster! Awe, nobody said the same..."
I said toaster 😂
Didn't say it but I was thinking it loudly.
i said toaster for the weapon question
@@lucythomas6456 Mine was death star 😂
I said toaster as well
*EDDIE KNEW JESUS FLEW BECAUSE HE IS JESUS*
*YOU NEVER SEE THEM IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER, AND THEY BOTH HAVE BOOTIFUL BEARDS*
But Eddie is white
@@depressionpie4859 Valid point, he's still Jesus
If Eddie's Jesus and Eddie's also an atheist...
@@djquinn4825 Maybe he's an atheist because he wanted to hide the fact that he is actually Jesus, but this one time him being Jesus slipped out of his mouth for the public to hear.
@@djquinn4825 everyone has a time in their life where they rebel against their parents
0:15
"It was fun." + "I was having fun."
I was fun
"Name something purple."
"3.. 2.. 1."
"Aubergine."
"Aubergine."
"Grape."
"Thanos."
Literally Elliot's answer was lit.🤣🤣
My answer was aubergine but the other way
If you're American, it's eggplant.
"Bananos"
the stuff you need to not be burned:
-
- bike
-
6:43 i just started picturing a flying cross and started fucking crying skxgkabsishsksh
Tom: ,,And I was fun"
Me: *yes*
You ever wonder why Tom always introduces himself as Thomas “Tomska” Ridgewell on his second channel instead of Thomas “Darksquidge” Ridgewell???
Most people probably know him better as Tom Ska. I only wayched his sketches for years and was genuinely surprised to find out that "Ska" wasn't his real last name
2:41 Tom:"what do you take in the bath?"
Me:"T O A S T E R"
"I could bUY CANCER"
- Unga Bunga, 3:54
EDDIE WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR ARGUMENT🤣
@@SillytheSkrunklylilfella Dude is gonna put a price on cancer
WHAT'S THAT THING SITTING UPON EDDIE'S LITTLE FACE IS IT A RABBIT
Can we talk about the fact that Elliot told us there were gonna be 100 episodes of #Content in this episode?!?! 96/100 on his whiteboard and no one noticed!!!!
i know that this is a weird comment to receive, but your videos just, bring me a lot of serotonin, and they're something i look forward too each week as something to keep going for, so i just wanted to thank you for existing and for making these videos,
4:03 4-Yo me when my dad pulls a coin from behind my ear
"Name a part of your body you could live without"
Eddie: "Testicles"
trans girls: *ONE OF US*
ok
ive been on the closet for months stop following me
Yeah I answered the same thing
Liver
@@femmefuntime same
living for dan offscreen declaring that gravy is not a sauce
Elliot's line of thinking makes sense, if you're 7-years-old. Like, that's the career plan you have when you're a kid, and the steps are:
1. Become smart.
2. ???
3. Profit.
7:45 That voice (Is that Dan J Layton?) unable to not intervene with "That's not a sauce. That's not a SAUCE!" was like hearing my soul call out
Chloe goes back in time in a tank and yells "BEANIE BABIES"
I think "I can buy cancer!" Is the best think I've ever heard from a UA-cam video.
My wife has a theory about sauce:
EVERYTHING IS A SAUCE (of varying consistency).
This explains some things
Blood are human sauces, cums are sexual human sauce
@@Sunimec obviously human waste sauce
If Eddie has a second kid and sees this video, man that’d hurt
4:38
"Name something you lose when you get older."
Tom and Elliot: "Friends."
Me: "You can have a negative amount of friends?!?!"
:0
Of course! That’s how enemies are made! 😃
I was gonna go with will to live
Hair
I went with time.
god i love content, it's literally one of the only shows on the internet that makes me actually laugh out loud instead of doing the nose-breath-thing.
Eddie is turning into Jim Henson. All he needs now is a frog boi on his hand and he'll be complete
9:12
One of eddie’s best wheezes
I love this channel and #Content in general. Would you be able to do more 'Presentation game' videos? That one was hilarious.
Elliott: If you're smart you can develop stuff
Everyone else: if you're rich you can pay people to do that FOR YOU
The moment Chloe said "Feathers" I thought "who's going to say Chloeaca? "😂
Trying to watch this when ur supposed to be asleep and literally sobbing with laughter is the hardest thing ever
Hey Tom, just wanted to really thank you for 'Tomska's top 10 albums'. I really didn't know much about ska until I saw that video years ago but now im a real doot head, not kidding, big love from Sheffield
When Chloe can’t join the beard club
9:28 everyone hated that fucking joke
Chloe’s entire explanation on why she chose to visit the past was fucking stellar. She’s such a perfect fit for #CONTENT!
Bonus appreciation comment for Eddie’s cloaca joke. I laughed very hard.
Dan speaking up to purely to call out Chloe on her sauce choices is goals honestly, incredible 😂
Eddie:"He can just fly away"
Me: *flashbacks to bible time*
8:53 wonder how long it took em to realize they mention stegosaurus like 384735 times in asdf
3:33 see the first thing you'll notice once your the smartest person in the world is that this is not in fact how the modern capitalistic system works.
2:35 A toaster
Loving the pillow Chloe... you know the one ;P!!
But watching you guys play this has made me wanna get it myself, can't wait for some fun nights with this ^^
"What is the best sauce"
Me: Hentai
Everyone else: Actual sauces
smh fake gamers
Honestly, I said *cheese,* so I'm also not real gamer.
hey, I said 83482. Which is one of my favorites
what are all the numbers in these replies about????
@@EvanMMD3939 there's a site, with whole bunch of hentai doujins, each one has a number that correlates to it. You find the site, put in the desired numbers, get scarred because someone gave you 177013
@@8-bitsarda747 is it nhentai?
you played a game from a sponsor, you were fun, and then got paid.
*ok*
Elliot saying "GRAVY!!" is my aesthetic
3:21 I think this pandemic has shown that “smartest people” aren’t really listened to all that much
My Muffin Time box just arrived! So much awesome packed in that cute decorated shipping box. I fear the plastic bag the muffin was in was air tight as he's not responsive...
what is purple? Me: THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
SAME DUDE
Eddie: I forgot the appendix was part of the body
Human Body: Same
8:46 ankylosaurus
i am offended that no one knows any interesting dinosaurs
my top 3 are
1) ankylosaurus
2: pachycephalosaur
c, parasaurolophys
Tom: Freinds
Elliott: Freinds & Family
Eddie: *Oughhh*
Finally figured out what bothered me so much about Elliot's choice of "Smartest Person In The World". The prompt doesn't say that you'd be smart _enough_ to cure cancer, just smarter than than the next-smartest guy. Whichever scientist happens to have the most knowledge out of anyone on Earth, you'd have a bit more knowledge than them. Which is enough to get a well-paying job at least - after speedrunning enough college degrees to prove you know all this stuff, of course - and you may even make some scientific breakthroughs, but at the end of the day your impact on the world would be _significantly less_ than if you were the richest person in the world. With Bezos' money you could literally solve world hunger and still be part of the 0.1% afterwards.
Okay, valid opinion, but iirc isn’t most of Bezos’ money in his company’s stock, therefore not actually giving him 216 billion dollars to spend?
@@creeperboy1013True. But that's where we'd start getting into semantics. The question is smartest in the world vs richest in the world - choose richest, and you'll necessarily be richer than Bezos, but is that in stocks too? Which company's stocks, in that case? Do you become the new CEO of Amazon? Or do you get it all liquid? In a mountain of cash, even? Many questions.
4:10
Honestly Eddie, me too.
I said "kidney" but yeah, appendix makes way more sense.
I'm pretty sure the coccyx isn't important either.
5:40
Tom, come on man, TMI.
this TomSka and DarkSquidge have alot in common
Edit: also nice collab
i think these kinda videos of my favourite humans playing a funny game is why i live. Thanks bros
3:40 absolutely ruined me hahahaha!
I want Tom's and Elliot's shirts SO MUCH!
Eddie's beard jumpscared me
Tom:looks like a old man that went to school during coved-19
Eddie:looks like Santa Claus stuck in the chimney
Chloe: same as always
Elliot:looks like a guy who serves pizza
4:40 Testicles again.
EDDIE WITH THE BEARD! AND Eliot with mustache
3:05 eddie doesnt use soap
“If they start chasing me and I’m on a bike, what are they gonna do about it?”
Well probably get on a horse
5:39 now thats thinking with portals
You know it's gonna be some quality #CONTENT when the gang's all here including Chloe!
Jesus *could* fly but never did according to some.
The three people who answered with a condiment to the one person who actually chose a sauce: hmmmmm, we shall allow it
Phew, I'm here as one of the first.
(Also, what happened to Eddie? Why does he look like a homeless drifter?)
I will never fail to love Elliot’s fallout jokes
8:25
Like what? SPF 10^50?
3:50 because that worked out well for Nikola Tesla, possibly the most prolific inventor of all time, most of his stuff got stolen by richer people
Tomska never fails to make me laugh!
"and I was fun"
~TomSka,2020
uh i'm gonna be honest, it really doesn't seem like you need to BUY the game to PLAY the game, you know?
I actually love Tom's shirt the rainbow tiger stripes are a vibe I didn't know I needed. Pls sir where did u purchase this fine garment
5:20 there stupid minigun with boom boom flameo hot man holow point buck shot is superior gun
"Name something you can take into the bath with you"
Me instantly without thinking: *toaster*
1:51 Bananos
1:55
In the context of the thumbnail
People who are already smart/rich: I see this as an absolute win
Hay going on to the second week now are you okay ?