You Can't Say That!

Is egg fruit? IS EGG FRUIT?!
Elliot Gough (@Elliot Gough) / Eddie Bowley (@Eddache)
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Edited by @Elliot Gough
Music by Todd 'LilDeuceDeuce' Bryanton (@LilDeuceDeuce)

[@BigladSam]

Ah yes,
*Timmbly tommbly wommbly, the funky wunky chunky boy*

[@DrizzletGaming]

My favorite

[@kewlbeans2463]

*robot voice*
and i’m elliot gough

[@Hobbit823]

✴.·´¯`·.·★ 🎀𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓘'𝓶 𝓔𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓽 𝓖𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱🎀 ★·.·`¯´·.✴

[@rorythewerecat5249]

@@BoonkiKinda I'm here too! I'm Rik!

[@prageruwu69]

same

[@plasticbag7351]

“Name something you turn on when it gets too dark”
“My gf”
“No!”
*”Your wife”*

[@MizhiBirb]

my wife

[@susanldavis5025]

Our wife

[@VincentMothling]

@@susanldavis5025 mum said it’s my turn on THE WIFE

[@stargazer1998]

i also choose this guy's wife.

[@kiartoons2010]

Uh, no.
You don’t know what she’s thinking about!

[@mia.mor1023]

3:07 "I COULD be in the garden!" *foreshadowing*

[@TheInvisibleCanadia]

He's in the garden cutting a tree with his hands.

[@PQRDG]

I love how Eddie asks if the boys are ready and they both simultaneously say “No” and somehow that one moment lives rent free in my mind. That and that you get secrets out of a cow. Oh and also “death”.

[@Dawg347]

“Africa”

[@TribalBananaa]

Eddie: without using N, name something in a hospital
Me: Doctor!
Tom and Elliot: *C O R P S E*

[@ghoulfront]

Lowkey first thing I thought was vegetable

[@blazeburner4039]

For me its when he asked for something that happens every year without the letter Y
Me: "Something like a month-"
Elliot: *DEATH*

[@MaxxieTheGal]

Elliot : G R E G

[@peachesndjules3309]

i said horse

[@ghoulfront]

@@peachesndjules3309 what kind of hospital are you going to?

[@g.u.959]

Eddie: Name an animal you can ride
Elliot: Tom
Tom: *s T O P*

[@UncleRussian.]

Tom just doesn't like the idea of being a bottom

[@Ace0fSpad3s]

@@UncleRussian. OMGGGGG 😂

[@anikaytion9028]

Neither does my brother, but I force him.

[@ArturioBardi]

@@anikaytion9028 are you from Alabama?

[@chemicalxplosion]

@@anikaytion9028 *sweet home Alabama starts playing*

[@mezzokitty247]

Eddie: “Without using the letter E, name a large animal”
Tom: “BIG DOG”
I laughed way too hard at that part lol
P.S.
Elliot: “A tReE”

[@boa_firebrand]

my instant response was Clifford

[@gloriaknutt299]

wooly mammoth

[@cooldemon5545]

My response was rhino. I forgot at the time the full word was rhinoceros so idk fi it counts.

[@Cjnator38]

tOM

[@izukumidoriya8600]

Walrus

[@Adnonnymous]

THE WAY TOM HAD NO HESITATION ON SAYING "egg" FOR THE FIRST QUESTION HAD ME IN TEARS

[@NinjaCupcakeAttack]

"name a mood"
"big"

[@atothepowerof6]

Its just a big day.

[@UncleRussian.]

Big mood

[@johnpixel0642]

Name a fruit without the letter A
Me who is eating cherries: "BANANA!"

[@gordonfreeman7320]

John Pixel 06 Bananas are technically berries, not fruit

[@BFedie518]

@@gordonfreeman7320 berries are a type of fruit

[@greysquirrel404]

@@gordonfreeman7320 The word "fruit" refers to two different classes of objects in different contexts. Bananas are fruit in a culinary sense, but not in a biological sense.

[@bellathepinhead4822]

BNN!

[@theteutonking3306]

@@bellathepinhead4822 microwaves be like.

[@mhc4444]

Damn, "come back Elliot, we miss you" hits different now

[@eliburke2779]

the pure angriness on Elliot's face when he gets a question wrong is amazing

[@hazmann4598]

Eddie: 'Name something in your mouth.'
Tom: *D I C K*

[@andydrews9691]

eddie: name something you do in the car
Tom: *C U M*

[@andydrews9691]

also eddie: name something you open doors sith
Tom: HANDS

[@L4ZYM4T10N]

Funny

[@monkeyboi1553]

Eddie: Name a fruit
Tom: E G G

[@trentecinq35]

@@monkeyboi1553 ho grw eg pl hep

[@AlexHyena-dv4mb]

"without using the letter D, name an instrument"
I hate that my immidiate response was 'mayonnaise'

[@adamsharp9081]

🤣

[@t4ky0n]

love the sigil 😏

[@kennithball9787]

Well it doesn’t have a d.

[@jtg_6420]

Trumpet

[@Inkgoing]

“is mayonnaise an instrument?”
“No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument.”
*Raises Hand*
“No Patrick, Horseradish is not a instrument either.”

[@axis6333]

That "come back Elliot we miss you" hits different now

[@squiddyanimations6617]

i love how almost half way through elliot realizes that he isnt going to win and just starts meming

[@readable1019]

Due to budget cuts Eliot has been replaced by a robot

[@bigmike485]

Readable101 I prefer Welliot.

[@SpoodleProductions]

Eddie: What do you use to edit videos?
Robot Elliot: Hands.

[@bl6973]

_bfdi_

[@creako4622]

wouldn't it be a budget increase tho?

[@Nazareadain]

Thank god he's waterproof, being stuck in a well, and all.

[@aaronthaboi2585]

"You can't look inside someones body without your eyes" - Elliot

[@samthorburn802]

i swear that's a Slipknot lyric

[@aaronthaboi2585]

@@samthorburn802 eyeless lmao

[@samthorburn802]

@@aaronthaboi2585 yeah i know lmao

[@samthorburn802]

@@aaronthaboi2585 also HOLY FUCK A MAGGOT WHO WATCHES TOMSKA???

[@FecalBazooka]

Do you guys know eddsworld???

[@CosmicCreeper99]

I would kill for the friendship Tom, Eddie and Elliot have.

[@somerandolad]

You won't have many friends left if you keep killing them.

[@pokeblue6]

did you kill anyone yet

[@achillescomedown]

i would kill

[@movedacc5789]

1:07
Eddie: Come on, fruit! ANY FRUIT!
Tom: *Bn.*

[@awkwardbloom2728]

Keep laughing at Tom’s “Not Again” to “Is butt legs?”

[@matiasmorsan434]

But is it though?

[@liv9589]

@@matiasmorsan434 obviously yes

[@FangMuffin]

Butt is legs.

[@phone_charger8279]

XD Ikr

[@itsthekyle8841]

It’s happened before which I find so goddamn funny

[@matiasmorsan434]

Eddie: Name something you'd get out of a cow!
Eliot: *THE TRUTH*

[@corneliusbinklefredickbear9936]

Tom said that

[@redfireddragon8584]

S e c r e t s

[@Paul-em5tk]

Tom said that
Eddie said secrets

[@kennithball9787]

He said secrets, but close enough

[@CheeseMiser]

Losers love correction

[@user-wr6uw9lh3p]

7:15 Tom's (or Eddie's) wheeze is just too much for me-

[@vincenta.ferrervincekun2007]

The first wheeze is Tom's, the second one's Eddie's.

[@pee_man_probably_real]

Eliot: IF HANDS-
Tom and Eddache: funniest shit ive seen

[@thestickopia4619]

4:57
No hesitation there

[@ayeshaeroticaishot]

Eddie: Without using the letter Y, name a mood.
Elliott: *_B I G_*

[@adamk201_yt]

he said 'baked' but sure /nm

[@femalepapyrus]

Sad

[@benjamincharlton1388]

@Garcello glad

[@Name-nx5cg]

@@benjamincharlton1388 m

[@anakinskywalker5917]

Fucking depressed

[@wikwokbingbong1280]

"What do you get from a cow?"
"THE TRUTH!"

[@ToastedAlmond98]

"WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE MILK?!"

[@SoulFoxie]

"TELL US NOW!"

[@lairoslairoslairos]

*M* *E* *T* *H* *A* *N* *E*

[@BulletBlad3]

@@ToastedAlmond98 deez nuts

[@aliteralpotato873]

Skateboarding advice

[@GalaxyExplorer-bv6ze]

3:43 No, I can fly plane. Not well

[@seanmcquigg]

Crashing doesn't count as flying don't give me that Toy Story shït

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

Why aren’t there more of these holy fuck this was the funniest Tomska video I’ve ever seen, WHY ARENT THERE MORE?

[@melancholiker]

You don't use a pho-o-grapher to take a pho-o!
- Elliot Gough, 2020 -

[@Geezertron]

But hands!?

[@drippycity4135]

@@KronosOGAccount They know it's photographer. They were poking fun at his accent.

[@dominichowarth129]

That’s how yorkshire people are we just think it’s normal

[@vermili0n9]

If Eddie had asked for a word without letter T for every question, Eliot would've killed it.

[@bown]

a fuh-uhh

[@GooberingGoobers]

No Tom, egg not fruit. Egg vegetable. Big difference.

[@dedchannel1246]

Camii Leigh indeed

[@jacknorth7427]

veggetable

[@z0mbiehiph0p]

why use lot word when few word do trick

[@GooberingGoobers]

oh its nessie IKR?! Peoples use many word for no reason

[@GooberingGoobers]

Jack North yes

[@Shy_Man111]

I wish there was 3 hours of this its comedy GOLD

[@TheSameGoobyGuy]

*Eddie:* Without the letter E, name a large animal
*Eliot:* Tom

[@mintymechanic8420]

"Give me another word for silent"
Tom: *N O T A L K Y*

[@verticalkoala1264]

MOOMOO

[@jenniflower6569]

Loudn't

[@bruhbrat9038]

@@jenniflower6569 stolen from @Ana monteiro

[@hubert36250]

N O T L O U D Y O R D I E

[@jenniflower6569]

@@bruhbrat9038 ?

[@ItsCamille735]

I feel like I’m watching the manifestation of a breakdown.

[@ScoopOfButter]

yes

[@ivory7525]

Egg

[@masayuki2454]

Tom

[@thatpaxyton]

“What do you use to protect yourself from the rain?”
“A condom”

[@elizalkin]

He ain't wrong tho

[@ALTnOtes]

the Elliot quotes that killed me:
1- but if hAnDs
2- (eddie: something you get from a cow) sEcReTs
3- (eddie: name a mood) B I G

[@vivimakesthings]

this is like watching a teacher trying to get two rowdy kindergarteners to behave

[@SuperZak75.]

چچچچچچچجکجگکجگتغلتعاعفللغغففبغغف

[@pillote1584]

@@SuperZak75. cool

[@kirbyquartz5609]

But one of the kindergarteners is less behaved than the other

[@thescottishlad2022]

Who’s the teacher?

[@ratlesbian5498]

@@thescottishlad2022 eddie

[@mollymoo6574]

Eddie: "Without using the letter T name something in your mouth"
Tom: "DICC"

[@sonicfan8102]

Lol

[@AMCXDD]

Ha! Your gay ahhhhhhh

[@wumpus976]

Uvula

[@censkai2511]

0:28 - 0:31
This sums up Elliot leaving perfectly lol

[@masterboy1799]

Name a fruit without an A
Me: blueberry
“No you’re playing the game wrong”

[@verticalkoala1264]

MOOMOO

[@realtesil]

cherry

[@verticalkoala1264]

@@realtesil MOOMOO

[@fireboaserpent]

melon

[@verticalkoala1264]

@@fireboaserpent MOOMOO

[@fivenightsofben6096]

"without using the letter I name something that can fly"
A fly

[@MelodyYue]

Eagle

[@nyatistik]

Ferret with wings

[@galaxypedestalfan]

@@nyatistik that has an I

[@Geojanik]

@@galaxypedestalfan a ferret that has flappy flappy go up body parts

[@NinjaBray]

Bat

[@redredred248]

Alternate title: "Elliot Gough being abused for 9 mins and 11 seconds" 👀

[@arkane1732]

Conspiracy theorists do be thinking doe

[@cheesegaming3126]

"Name something a mother has after pregnancy"
*Divorce*

[@weebiest239]

A disappointment

[@kaffreena9576]

The "you're not in the garden, you're L Y I N G" hits different after the newest tryhard episode

[@miaelliful]

Elliot is always chaotic but this video is next level. Quarantine has done something to him

[@cartoonishidealism582]

“ME! I’M IN GARDEN! WHY ME NOT IN GARDEN?! I COULD BE IN GARDEN?!?!”
“Name a means to cut down a tree”
“HANDS”

[@cthulhufhtagn7520]

Name something you get from a cow
"Secrets"

[@prageruwu69]

this entire video radiates of chaotic energy

[@SunnyDragonfly]

I must EXPRESS MYSELF IN VOICE MODIFICATIONS

[@francescolombini3477]

Yes, he's now 100% cockney

[@ghoststudios3008]

i love how toms beard grew faster than his hair

[@honema123456789]

beards usually grow 4cm/month and the average scalpel hair grow 1cm/month. Finally used my hairdressers education in quarantaine

[@gabeth1058]

Honema youve done it

[@captainsunshine64]

Yeah gravity duh

[@dee_is_tired]

it's at 420 likes... the dilemma...

[@ghoststudios3008]

@@honema123456789 thats so interesting i never knew that :0 also my most liked comment is about toms beard hair and i dont hate that

[@blokvader8283]

4:34 Elliott casually gains east the Sickle-Sickle Fruit to prove Tom wrong

[@superladdercat1642]

Justice for elliot

[@lochlynduntz1206]

For another word for quiet, my brain immediately went loudn't

[@antonymilne1346]

The internet has ruined your brain my friend

[@FalseDelta]

Mister Wuss Not ruined. Perfected.

[@pikachudardis]

I mean
Your not wrong 😂

[@ghost-bc1fn]

I didn'tn't also think that, not moodn't

[@Lizziex1000]

All I can see is dean as a goblin saying"LiPs" On either side of Tom 😂😂

[@Mobboss754]

You’re the comment I’ve been looking for. I thought no one else noticed!

[@bucketgeared7639]

I’m pretty sure he was saying “gimme the baby” in that scene but I love that someone recognized dean nevertheless

[@n1thecaptain965]

I looked at the the thumbnail and read "Name a letter without the fruit" without questioning it

[@flamingcoyote6661]

I keep coming back to this video. Its my favourite content of all time. If anyone ever asks me what my sense of humor is like Im just going to send them this video

[@staying_silent]

"Without using the letter Q, give me another word for silent."
*"No talky."*

[@joogiewatkins1519]

Unloud.

[@mateololero4091]

Speechn't

[@kennithball9787]

*dead*

[@jtg_6420]

Silent

[@fixarwcensored3671]

Mute

[@artistwithouttalent]

Nobody:
Elliot: 🅱️ raying 🅱️ antis

[@eyalinbar4845]

Eddie:"Name a large animal without E."
Tom:"Big dog!"
I mean, he's not wrong

[@amberthehoodiewearer]

the lack of hesitation elliot has when he says "tom" to "name an animal you can ride" lmao

[@ToastedAlmond98]

For anyone who can't be bothered counting them up themselves, the scores are as follows:
Tom: 21
Elliot: 12
Total number of questions: 33

[@jadsi]

Thanks

[@antonmoss4945]

Wait, but what about the farm animal question, is your score counting Tom's Moo-Moo answer?

[@achannel467]

@@antonmoss4945 And the "Big" emotion from Elliot.

[@t_rask1]

I counted 17 for Tom en 13 for Eliot, moral of the story, Tom won

[@crunchy_water-osha]

It was rigged

[@FoxxieVA]

"Crashing doesn't count as flying"
Launchpad McQuack: *sweats nervously*

[@GwenKalash]

Ducktales

[@spurrit7156]

@@GwenKalash oooh

[@Charlotte-qw6tb]

missed oppurtunity: DESTRUCTION 100

[@inkling457]

I mean, Launchpad can fly, he can't land.

[@reallycantthinkofausername487]

5:55
Fun fact: elephants can actually swim. So Tom should have gotten the point

[@Someoneonceagain]

But Elliot can also swim, and the person who gets the point is the one who gives a valid answer first

[@power_0007]

@@Someoneonceagain unless elliot lied

[@_bl00tis_]

7:36 you ok eddie 😂 🤣 😆🤣 🤣

[@erusdearest]

"Name something you get out of a cow."
"Secrets."
"tHE TRUTH!"

[@GettingStabby]

Smaller cows.

[@dantethespoon1087]

Magic Beans

[@iliketea5805]

Wanna go Skateboard

[@Masked_Darkness]

BEEF SHOE

[@donkeywithacigar2621]

A friend to go skateboards with

[@amyshaw893]

"something that wobbles"
Me: "Tom"
"Something in space"
Me: "bear"

[@vinnyart92]

Desmond the moon bear

[@EvanMMD3939]

@0982_ 4357 the end

[@janguziak8406]

When I grow up I want to go to the moon

[@EvanMMD3939]

@@janguziak8406 why wait? *kicks you into the sky*

[@janguziak8406]

@@EvanMMD3939
* *in space* *
I'm hungry
Hey is it a dead bear floating?

[@NaThingSerious]

“Without using the letter H name an animal you can ride”
Elliot: T O M

[@alpacaofthemountain8760]

"Where do you find a lot of animals" A stampede.

[@cil_lee]

"Hey you, my name is Timmbly Tommbly wommbly, the funky wunky chunky boi."
*this was the best video intro ever since: "Top of The Mornin' To Ya Laddies!"*

[@solidmoonbeams8939]

*WAPOOSH*

[@Byrdamus]

Send me the link of the video!

[@greythomas6199]

MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE

[@greythomas6199]

@@Byrdamus jacksepticeye

[@Derwyddcymraeg]

"is butt legs?" Elliot Gough, philosopher

[@Inkgoing]

It’s 1:50 AM, I think I’m dying. My laughter is unmeasurable

[@Pokeboxerbutsomeonestolemyname]

4:23 me screaming hatchet

[@Mirbeet]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed this year, thank you guys, I don know why I missed this one initially

[@RS-xb9lo]

Eddie: Name an insect without the letter B
Elliot: BUG

[@calvinscarvings.66]

😂

[@TheDiggity42]

The way the get so discouraged
“I’m lost.”
Come back Elliot!
“No.”
oh.

[@nikki_thesilly]

elliot:NO EYES!
subway ad: TRY OUR ITALIAN FAVORITES!

[@unholyzer]

"Without using the letter H, name an animal you can ride."
"Tom"
" *S t o p .* "

[@micahdye7215]

“Is butt legs?”
Tom: “not again...”

[@Jeremyjji]

No butt not legs

[@Jeremyjji]

Butt thigs

[@beandaddy720]

"What is something a mother has after 9 months of pregnancy"
*DEPRESSION*

[@spydaxe]

A little shit who won’t stop crying.

[@camrynandatlas9845]

@@spydaxe LMAOO

[@tryx-i1426]

@@spydaxe wow, that actually doesn't have a b in it

[@ethanudall]

I think just by how frustrated Eddie gets with Elliot in this video is what makes this one of my favourite content episodes 😂 they’re brilliant

[@QuiGonLiam]

This video is so fast paced and chaotic
I love it

[@LoudVoyce]

WHY do I want this animated IMMEDIATELY

[@LittleMissGhostess]

This whole video has the energy of Elliot using the “Alan” raptor to justify Jurassic Park being a movie with talking animals and I am all for it

[@roxanne3590]

PLEASE tell me what video that's from

[@luxbee_]

@@roxanne3590 blockbuster and chill

[@ethribin4188]

"Without using M,name something you find in space."
Me: space

[@Schlachtoros]

God damn i love content so much, just binging it for the second time in two months

[@ruben_0541]

Elliot: gets pissed about photographer not making sense
Also Elliot:
*H* *A* *N* *D* *S*

[@devincetee5335]

Because he said hands before

[@chuckled125]

He's pissed at the hypocrisy, and so am i

[@nox1508]

"name a fruit without the letter a"
Tom: EGG
Elliot: Orng
Tom: Bnn

[@Baconchilldophin]

Lemon

[@talongreenlee7704]

Kiwi

[@Michaeleton]

Prune

[@finn596]

Cucumbers are botanically fruits

[@chattiercobra6326]

Blueberry

[@Exotic_Butters93]

0:28 this has got a totally different meaning now.

[@Nate2010]

"Without using the letter B, name an insect."
"b u g"

[@gavinculver9381]

i was laughing too hard to watch this while eating

[@chasedoghateaccount]

What were you eating

[@mars_ffs]

op what were u eating

[@gavinculver9381]

@@mars_ffs don't know, probably oranges

[@monoytnecoproductions1997]

@@chasedoghateaccount Tom

[@chasedoghateaccount]

@@monoytnecoproductions1997 that's a name not food

[@yaelblass873]

Dean as goblin combined with Tom saying “lips’ like *that* is impeccable

[@marlinfromfindingnemo8954]

When asked to name an animal that can swim Tom says elephants who frankly cannot swim

[@TomSkaAndFriends]

Shows what you know about elephants 😬

[@marlinfromfindingnemo8954]

@@TomSkaAndFriends well what do you know about elephants then?

[@DaWombatGaming]

sometimes i rewatch old contents. This one is by far my favorite

[@AstralLatte]

poor eddie has big "supply teacher that can't control the class" energy

[@thepsychosheep]

"Why me not ᵍin garden?"
Elliot Gough, 2020

[@urmomurdad8165]

Thank you tomska I’ve was really sad and you’ve made me laugh thank you so much

[@Caiyde]

Tom sneaking in the discreet Jack & Dean reference
*L I P S*

[@AugustGreen_]

Whats something a mother has after 9 months of pregnancy?
Me: Its pai-
Tom: *pain.*

[@SpyPabloSanchez]

placenta

[@AugustGreen_]

@@Charlotte-qw6tb I don't think I've ever facepalmed harder

[@AugustGreen_]

@@Charlotte-qw6tb Are you a new level of stupid? Just because I haven't given birth doesn't mean that I don't know it's painful. If I go up to my mom and ask what she felt as she birthed me, she would say pain. Tom hasn't birthed anyone, do you think he *doesn't* know what it feels like for a woman to birth a baby? No. Common knowledge exists, and the fact that it hurts to birth a baby is common knowledge, no matter if you've actually birthed a baby or not.

[@Charlotte-qw6tb]

@@AugustGreen_ ok dont start a fight

[@V1sr.vsp7330]

I said Mistake

[@MrTiesk]

That's a lot of references to Jack and Dean's "the goblin"

[@jonnypayne598]

LIPS! 💰

[@Mobboss754]

Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

[@rubyangel9707]

If you'll direct your attention to the top corners during the group shots, you will see a still from that sketch

[@jonnypayne598]

@@rubyangel9707 that's what they're talking about

[@gustavyes529]

5:33
i would have said my sister

[@achenify9439]

wgat the fuck

[@prageruwu69]

why

[@riffraff7942]

What the bloody hell!?

[@RabaBoem]

based

[@pirategamer3243]

i need more of this game specifically

[@jonasbetzendahl5757]

6:32 The joke, the delivery, it's perfect! I'm still giggling. One of the funniest things Elliot has ever said.

[@Asterius_101]

I think about this way too often

[@liam_angel_x5355]

THE COW SECRETS

[@tmntleo]

"Name something you use to protect yourself from rain"
DRYING PAN

[@loneykids2742]

"ill use my trusty frying pan... as a drying pan!"
~4kids brock~

[@F4nta5y]

Congratulations, this is the second time I've laughed so hard it knocked me unconscious

[@geraldchapp5084]

The video: name a Musical instrument.
Me: MAYONNAISE