HARD DK VS PRO SMASH PLAYERS

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  • @kiraonee-chan1738
    @kiraonee-chan1738 5 років тому +4794

    Love how the player cam is just DK standing there...
    Menacingly

    • @hamstergod402
      @hamstergod402 5 років тому +112

      It’s almost as if he knows he’s going to win

    • @noddynat
      @noddynat 5 років тому +119

      Youre approaching me?

    • @jonas8217ify
      @jonas8217ify 5 років тому +92

      @@noddynat ​ I can't up smash the shit out of you without getting closer.

    • @imjokingstop
      @imjokingstop 5 років тому +43

      @@jonas8217ify well then come as close as you like...

    • @AllStarxD
      @AllStarxD 5 років тому +42

      ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ

  • @beanman8749
    @beanman8749 5 років тому +5100

    Hard DK needs to stop popping off so hard after victory, he's creating a toxic environment

  • @violetavia6877
    @violetavia6877 5 років тому +13626

    "he actually went undefeated if you don't count the losses"
    - Jacob, Alpharad, Rabon IV 2019

    • @billieelishstan2208
      @billieelishstan2208 5 років тому +293

      That is an amazing quote

    • @rubberduck8096
      @rubberduck8096 5 років тому +207

      That would be Jacob 'Alpharad' Rabon IV.

    • @vr8652
      @vr8652 5 років тому +55

      @@rubberduck8096 everyone's a critic

    • @bigcow2853
      @bigcow2853 5 років тому +52

      Wizzes was cheating and doing cheap moves like an unhonorable player that he is

    • @aaaok5307
      @aaaok5307 5 років тому +67

      He had a losing streak if you don’t count the wins

  • @ophi7016
    @ophi7016 4 роки тому +4599

    I just realized Hard DK isn’t even a Smash amiibo.
    *It’s a Mario Party amiibo*

    • @thealchemistking4063
      @thealchemistking4063 3 роки тому +448

      That would actually explain a few things...

    • @Adrian-zs3ol
      @Adrian-zs3ol 3 роки тому +147

      I thought it was a Smash 4 amiibo lol

    • @J0RD1N
      @J0RD1N 3 роки тому +204

      That’s how he gets his power

    • @redacted2896
      @redacted2896 3 роки тому +108

      Wait...
      *WHAT?*

    • @vibes_4225
      @vibes_4225 3 роки тому +53

      oh my god

  • @chrisamey3674
    @chrisamey3674 5 років тому +2171

    When Hard DK wins: He downloaded you, you are a fool, he's outsmarted you.
    When Hard DK loses: That was cheap, that player didn't deserve the win.

    • @teedeegremlin
      @teedeegremlin 5 років тому +57

      Chris Amey basically, yes.

    • @Night-jl6jx
      @Night-jl6jx 5 років тому +8

      True train

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 5 років тому +148

      if i was the commentator, i would dissuade cheap, repetitive plays while praising genuinely good plays. being biased towards hard DK no matter what is a bit off putting

    • @mattmalco10
      @mattmalco10 5 років тому

      Real talk

    • @kchgamer1788
      @kchgamer1788 5 років тому +20

      very mad guy that’s alpha for you

  • @sause819
    @sause819 4 роки тому +6648

    Alpha: only way to win is to cheese
    Players: cheeses the amibo
    Alpha: SO DISHONORABLE

    • @kybrogre1310
      @kybrogre1310 4 роки тому +179

      Sause Just because it’s the only way to win doesn’t make it not dishonourable.

    • @sause819
      @sause819 4 роки тому +127

      @@kybrogre1310 hes praisting the amiibo that hits for 50% or more on a tilt, tell me how that isn't cheese on their part

    • @kybrogre1310
      @kybrogre1310 4 роки тому +135

      Sause they shouldna gotten hit

    • @sause819
      @sause819 4 роки тому +73

      @@kybrogre1310 DK shouldn't have gotten cheesed

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 роки тому +13

      Well it's either that or LOSE. It was cool whenever Hard DK adapted in time though....or maybe he just got lucky, hard to say.

  • @d-jams
    @d-jams 5 років тому +3037

    Jo Sniffy: I don't want my students to know who I am basically
    *Literally a Guest Host in Panda Global*

    • @ClericAssist
      @ClericAssist 5 років тому +206

      Basically as long as his students don't approach him during school hours it's fine or maybe they don't watch competitive smash.

    • @spof7795
      @spof7795 5 років тому +62

      sneak 100

    • @reviewedpants7455
      @reviewedpants7455 5 років тому +64

      Yep everyone at that school watches alpharad

  • @redreality8074
    @redreality8074 4 роки тому +5648

    The most un-biased commentary you’ve ever seen.

    • @sockweed621
      @sockweed621 4 роки тому +59

      Red Reality true

    • @soni-switch5207
      @soni-switch5207 4 роки тому +49

      More like the most true to one's feelings

    • @thepepegalord7144
      @thepepegalord7144 3 роки тому +51

      waiting for someone to get r/wooosh-ed in the replies to this comment

    • @thepogfrog1061
      @thepogfrog1061 3 роки тому +76

      @@thepepegalord7144 bUt THerE bIaseD tO dK!!!

    • @DivineDEC
      @DivineDEC 3 роки тому +52

      @@thepogfrog1061 R/WoooOooOOOOShhh

  • @TheSmashEffect1
    @TheSmashEffect1 5 років тому +926

    "He actually went undefeated if you don't count the losses." Brilliant deduction, Nancy Drew.

  • @HamHamPangPangEnjoyer
    @HamHamPangPangEnjoyer 5 років тому +5085

    Alpharad: "Good job, buddy. You beat my 13$ toy."
    Also Alpharad: *Cheers on that same 13$ toy*

    • @bruce4139
      @bruce4139 5 років тому +160

      It's not about the toy/win it's about sending a message
      The message: I can beat a 13 dollar price of plastic because I'm one of the 10 best players in the game

    • @anaccident12
      @anaccident12 4 роки тому +42

      well yeah it cost $13, it had to be worth the money

    • @fazesailor8791
      @fazesailor8791 4 роки тому +6

      Nice pfp

    • @Jonah871
      @Jonah871 4 роки тому +16

      It’s his property of course he roots for it

    • @pedrosenchez5622
      @pedrosenchez5622 4 роки тому +12

      Beeing salty over the lost of his toy ahah

  • @person1190
    @person1190 5 років тому +324

    I love how they focus on the amiibo like they’re showing off his reaction. He has a face cam and everything

    • @PsychicCupid
      @PsychicCupid 5 років тому +16

      At Glitch 7 they had an amiibo tournament where they did the same thing it was absolutely legendary

    • @UpsettingDruid0
      @UpsettingDruid0 5 років тому +3

      That is his reaction

  • @J.Blazer
    @J.Blazer 3 роки тому +160

    "This is like, if Donkey Kong ate all the bananas."
    He didn't need to explain what he meant by that, but I am so glad he did.

  • @aidanhettrick6991
    @aidanhettrick6991 5 років тому +3264

    Wizzy is literally listed in the description as "Cheating Mario" :)

    • @cedrikw4972
      @cedrikw4972 5 років тому +8

      The_Little_Fire funny car

    • @Augmental_Art
      @Augmental_Art 4 роки тому +8

      Good

    • @aquamarinerose5405
      @aquamarinerose5405 4 роки тому +80

      something seems weird about the fact that he's called a cheater, and yet also got a forward aerial and laddered him off the top

    • @acanthita2978
      @acanthita2978 4 роки тому +16

      @@ameadowofclovers He said he knew that they were joking. But it was annoying to see them say people who won. Cheated.

    • @jethrobreek8340
      @jethrobreek8340 4 роки тому +5

      astralari He wasn’t joking he is just a toxic asshole

  • @orphiuscarves4756
    @orphiuscarves4756 5 років тому +1557

    "Hard DK not looking so hard huh?"
    -Pro Player 2019

  • @user-bq7ri4ye9s
    @user-bq7ri4ye9s 5 років тому +1677

    "He's really bald with his Pikachu"
    "Imma have to agree on that one yeah" 😂😂

    • @SanctuaryReintegrate
      @SanctuaryReintegrate 5 років тому +68

      ESAM is like GSP 200 in having hair.

    • @gari3175
      @gari3175 5 років тому +12

      @@SanctuaryReintegrate That may be the best comment I've ever seen.

    • @fluffy7358
      @fluffy7358 5 років тому +3

      @@gari3175 So it would seem.

    • @mrthalion_
      @mrthalion_ 5 років тому

      Thunderbald

    • @TheAmazingL1nk3rz
      @TheAmazingL1nk3rz 5 років тому +14

      I love how everyone just shits on esam being bald for no reason at all

  • @Mars9471
    @Mars9471 4 роки тому +1552

    10:43 "cant win without cheap gimmicks."
    "Well that's dark wizzy in a nutshell"
    "And melee players"

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 роки тому +60

      He's not wrong. Wobbling.

    • @JD-ju9kg
      @JD-ju9kg 4 роки тому +51

      @@tomhill3248 Don't forget wavedashing

    • @mcswashbuckler3833
      @mcswashbuckler3833 4 роки тому +9

      Prawn [OOF] how is wavedashing a cheap gimmick?

    • @JD-ju9kg
      @JD-ju9kg 4 роки тому +19

      @@mcswashbuckler3833 It was a joke

    • @mcswashbuckler3833
      @mcswashbuckler3833 4 роки тому +3

      Prawn [OOF] oh okay

  • @f0nekilla817
    @f0nekilla817 5 років тому +1388

    “He’s really bald with his pikachu”
    “I’m gonna agree with you on that one”

  • @TentaCole
    @TentaCole 5 років тому +2207

    Alternative title: “Hard DK: Competitive Expansion”

    • @IAmE37
      @IAmE37 5 років тому +3

      Shud up

    • @Hypertiger102
      @Hypertiger102 5 років тому +5

      fancy seeing you here cole!

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 5 років тому +6

      @@IAmE373

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 5 років тому +5

      @@IAmE37 no u

    • @TentaCole
      @TentaCole 5 років тому +2

      Hypertiger 😊👋

  • @erstspook5423
    @erstspook5423 5 років тому +4086

    Anyone: *Uses a move*
    Commentator team: MY DISAPPOINTMENT IS IMMEASURABLE AND MY DAY IS RUINED.

    • @ethan.m2243
      @ethan.m2243 5 років тому +5

      So true xD

    • @ShiNoNaiHasu
      @ShiNoNaiHasu 4 роки тому +96

      And they can shield themself behind "It was a joke" A joke is funny the first time... They just complaint and demolished each pro player that won by saying shit about it

    • @erstspook5423
      @erstspook5423 4 роки тому +14

      Takimura precisely

    • @shanethompson9562
      @shanethompson9562 4 роки тому +28

      @@ShiNoNaiHasu It is what's called a roast. Whether it's funny or not is up to if you're a snowflake or not

    • @ShiNoNaiHasu
      @ShiNoNaiHasu 4 роки тому +46

      @@shanethompson9562 oh yeah I'm sorry, now I'll go and call random people idiots for no reason without even knowing them, thanks for opening my mind

  • @rynnex
    @rynnex 4 роки тому +170

    Just of how some of the players shake the Hard Dk's hand is just the cherry on top.

  • @TweetTweet17
    @TweetTweet17 5 років тому +1392

    I love how Hard DK is treated as an immortal deity.
    He’s too strong to be kept alive, yet he’s so strong that he can’t die.

    • @teedeegremlin
      @teedeegremlin 5 років тому +29

      Tweet Tweet17 hard DK is officially smash's real god, not palutena

    • @wowftw120
      @wowftw120 5 років тому +2

      @@teedeegremlin No. Period.

    • @ms102111
      @ms102111 5 років тому +8

      @@teedeegremlin Sakurai is smash's real god

    • @jordanjoestar9096
      @jordanjoestar9096 5 років тому +1

      With the spirit of harambe anything is possible

    • @Ruiso7
      @Ruiso7 5 років тому

      Dk stands for Dank Kaido

  • @topkidmanny
    @topkidmanny 5 років тому +906

    Hard DK: Loses
    Commentators: Undefeated

    • @teedeegremlin
      @teedeegremlin 5 років тому +25

      Belugaman98 let's just pretend the parts where he was defeated didn't exist

    • @hammerstix5791
      @hammerstix5791 5 років тому +42

      I don't see anything wrong with what they said. He clearly went undefeated

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 5 років тому +12

      In all fairness, Hard DK can only be beat either with TRUE pro play, or cheeze.
      Hard DK is undefeated by the whole of humanity

    • @ngstop2603
      @ngstop2603 5 років тому +2

      Trollfaced Mario KING CRIMSON!

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 5 років тому

      @@francescolombardi3438 :3 * giffs energyyyyy *

  • @notyourdaughter666
    @notyourdaughter666 5 років тому +2596

    Yknow, Hard DK’s little speech at the end there really moved me. Especially the part about starting off as a 13 dollar toy, yknow. He didn’t start off as much but he’s grown so much and now he’s come so far and he worded it beautifully and way shorter than I have or ever could. I look up to Hard DK. I wanna be like him someday.

    • @Wobbmin
      @Wobbmin 4 роки тому +128

      Not to mention the fact that he started off as a gambling addict in Mario Party.

    • @issyyourboo2848
      @issyyourboo2848 4 роки тому +36

      😂😂😂😂😂 exactly that's why Jo's little "yeah?" Was an under reaction. I would have clapped and even shed a tear or two.

    • @yourlastbraincellwia5663
      @yourlastbraincellwia5663 4 роки тому +19

      I would love to be permanently stuck in a position and glued to a disk and to also make people rage

    • @amberrichey2790
      @amberrichey2790 4 роки тому +8

      i also want to be a $13 toy thats only perpose is to fight others

    • @foundthenlost904
      @foundthenlost904 4 роки тому +5

      @@issyyourboo2848 Hell, I did shed a tear or two. It was so incredibly uplifting to hear a top player talk like that.

  • @triggeredcheese5318
    @triggeredcheese5318 4 роки тому +570

    *Hard DK looses*
    Commentators: that didn't count, you cheesed him

    • @oldaccc12125
      @oldaccc12125 4 роки тому +6

      Ya esam i wouldn't say cheezed it beacuze those are atually combos

    • @uhhhprussia
      @uhhhprussia 3 роки тому +1

      @@oldaccc12125 I had a stroke reading ur comment

    • @luigimario75
      @luigimario75 2 роки тому +6

      @@uhhhprussia because he spelt one word wrong?

    • @methos4866
      @methos4866 2 роки тому +1

      My boy Hard DK was clearly just sandbagging in those matches. Ya gotta let the other pro's win from time to time when you're as good as Hard DK y'know, just to keep it a bit interesting for the audience.

    • @sonicthenhedhog8468
      @sonicthenhedhog8468 2 роки тому

      @@luigimario75 he spelt 2 words wrong actually (what an idiot) and also his sentence isn’t even grammatically correct so… yeah

  • @deadlyfungus15
    @deadlyfungus15 5 років тому +820

    When you’re above hard dk and he starts dash dancing
    *chuckles* I’m in danger

    • @thatangrytomato7010
      @thatangrytomato7010 5 років тому +12

      Thank you so much for this comment.. I died laughing

    • @BeachCityWeird
      @BeachCityWeird 5 років тому +5

      @@thatangrytomato7010 Rip

    • @fgcmadara5020
      @fgcmadara5020 5 років тому +3

      ThatAngryTomato HiImW F

    • @AeroLeaf4
      @AeroLeaf4 5 років тому

      Currently at 666 likes, hopefully nothing changes

    • @Happyfoam-lw3yt
      @Happyfoam-lw3yt 5 років тому +1

      Bruh, that was debatably the funniest part of the video. I literally FELT that dude's soul leave his body when he saw that.

  • @sntzdtoxins
    @sntzdtoxins 5 років тому +185

    i love how they gave the amiibo it’s own seat and had the camera on him, i looked at him for most of the video laughing

    • @webbowser8834
      @webbowser8834 5 років тому +11

      Reminds me of the original tournament Amiibo, Waveshine. It got 2nd place at an early tournament in Smash 4.

  • @GG-dt5hh
    @GG-dt5hh 5 років тому +228

    I love how there’s no bias for the casters. Completely balanced.

    • @placeholder6415
      @placeholder6415 5 років тому +11

      Yeah, I also love how our boy Hard DK went undefeated! What a champ!

  • @mrgar4446
    @mrgar4446 4 роки тому +301

    11:55 My man had the Fatal Fury hat before Terry was in Smash, that guy must have been happy when he was announced

    • @krakldor9734
      @krakldor9734 3 роки тому +8

      And MuteAce was Failnaught before byleth

  • @Dabomb8008
    @Dabomb8008 5 років тому +3802

    Alpharad
    “Don’t gimmick Hard Dk”
    Everyone
    *Gimmicks Hard DK*

    • @lightmaker5648
      @lightmaker5648 5 років тому +68

      @Guardian I think the victory is only deserved if it's a non gimmick victory

    • @wowftw120
      @wowftw120 5 років тому +9

      It's not a gimmick if you can't get round it, DK is just shit they should have picked a smaller faster character

    • @999darkhorse
      @999darkhorse 5 років тому +26

      Guardian Hard DK isnt a “gimmick”

    • @winsonzhu4427
      @winsonzhu4427 5 років тому +58

      i mean it is possible to brawl hard dk out, but it's more combo by abusing frame data to win. a win is a win is a win, but would've been cooler to see consistent outplays than absurdly long combo strings or ai abuse gimps

    • @IyesE
      @IyesE 5 років тому +9

      Alpharad
      *Shocked Pikachu face*

  • @apatheosis8841
    @apatheosis8841 5 років тому +2876

    "Oh, he caped. Who would have seen that coming?"
    Apparently not Hard DK.

  • @mooninite114
    @mooninite114 5 років тому +702

    Hard DK is such an inspiration, overcoming his gambling addiction to become one of the greatest Smash players of all time.

    • @Jubbinn_
      @Jubbinn_ 5 років тому +4

      God I just saw that episode today lol

    • @Yapyap5
      @Yapyap5 4 роки тому

      I want to like this comment, but it has 6 0 9 likes and I don't feel I should mess with perfection.

  • @ascarmen42
    @ascarmen42 4 роки тому +500

    “I hate hard dk”
    5 minute later
    Angry that people are cheesing him out
    Hard dk changes people

  • @e7652
    @e7652 5 років тому +924

    "how do you feel?"
    " "
    "incredible."

  • @jisatsurai
    @jisatsurai 5 років тому +125

    “throwing a gauntlet of ten of the best players in the world versus my thirteen dollar toy.”
    really puts it into perspective huh?

  • @Torchicccc
    @Torchicccc 5 років тому +751

    DarkWizzy and ESAM exist
    Alpharad: You are the enemy of the people

    • @LuigiFan04
      @LuigiFan04 5 років тому +12

      Alpha couldn't handle the fact that Hard DK "wasn't hard."

    • @165hy9
      @165hy9 5 років тому +2

      LuigiFan04 he beat most players

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 5 років тому +1

      LuigiFan04
      Hard DK beat 60% of its competition.

    • @GodlikeGamersz
      @GodlikeGamersz 5 років тому

      @@eddiemate He's joking. That's what Cosmos said.

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 5 років тому

      Elastichedgehog
      I know that’s what cosmos said, so?

  • @ppeeppo
    @ppeeppo 4 роки тому +701

    When a 13$ toy has more personality and ego than most characters in the entertainment medium.

    • @the_luckiest_charm
      @the_luckiest_charm 4 роки тому +32

      When a 13$ toy has more personality than any Schumer.
      Then again, not a hard bar to pass

    • @irok1
      @irok1 3 роки тому +15

      Remember kids, personality doesn't come with a price tag

    • @videogamesarecool9280
      @videogamesarecool9280 3 роки тому +24

      @@irok1 yes it does, its $13

    • @irok1
      @irok1 3 роки тому +1

      @@videogamesarecool9280 nice

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 3 роки тому +1

      when a 13 dollar toy has more personality thankg 90 percent of smash pro players

  • @golfbobfreaky
    @golfbobfreaky 5 років тому +810

    22:53
    “We’ve only lost to Dark Wizzy, Cosmos, Larry, and ESAM”
    *Cries in MVD*

    • @Cloudchaser_K
      @Cloudchaser_K 5 років тому +132

      MVD was stripped of his victory and prize earnings for unsportsmanlike conduct.

    • @theosmiumnerd2209
      @theosmiumnerd2209 5 років тому +69

      Which I say is just. Hard DK was so much more polite and respectful to his competitors.

    • @moss8809
      @moss8809 5 років тому +28

      I laughed way harder than I should have when he put hard DK down

    • @nicorobin3691
      @nicorobin3691 5 років тому +28

      @@Cloudchaser_K Well that's he gets for saying "Liberate Amiibo Plaza" at a live esports event.

    • @TazTheYellow
      @TazTheYellow 5 років тому +3

      MVD: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @RattCath
    @RattCath 5 років тому +2630

    Hard DK: *Loses*
    Commentators: "Cheap play, that doesn't count"

    • @combobreaker13
      @combobreaker13 5 років тому +36

      Dusklicious thank you for commenting this

    • @londononnatrakk
      @londononnatrakk 5 років тому +4

      I peep the Barik profile pic👀

    • @kalen1702
      @kalen1702 5 років тому +33

      That's Alpharaad's whole gimmick lol

    • @LoeMester271
      @LoeMester271 5 років тому +9

      Dusklicious well I mean he only won by up airs down airs and capes

    • @xman2380
      @xman2380 5 років тому +2

      Yup don't count at all

  • @jbao3851
    @jbao3851 5 років тому +673

    “Hard dk not lookin so hard now huh?” Nonono cosmos this ones going down in the books

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 5 років тому +39

      "Bro, you've just set yourself for a lot of bad jokes now".
      - Rad, Alpha, 20XX

    • @Skeptix1
      @Skeptix1 4 роки тому +1

      idk if cosmos is a bad person but that interaction was unsettling

  • @thequagiestsire
    @thequagiestsire 4 роки тому +288

    Alpharad: Would you rather fight a bunch of kindergartners or-
    Hard DK: I want to fight a bunch of kindergartners.
    A: That wasn't the full ques-
    DK: Those kids are getting *s m a c k e d*

  • @KingPandeh
    @KingPandeh 5 років тому +184

    I love the body cam on Hard DK, really shows the emphasis on his movements ingame.

  • @starrymarch
    @starrymarch 5 років тому +296

    The fact that a thirteen dollar toy could beat professional players makes me laugh for some reason

    • @error.3866
      @error.3866 5 років тому +25

      Well when that toy is the literal devil, then yeah I can believe it....
      Hard DK would enslave all mankind if he had full freedom

    • @user-fe7qe5vl4g
      @user-fe7qe5vl4g 5 років тому +5

      He deserves the profit
      If you've watches his videos or Hard DK vs the world. You would know what I mean

    • @BrassWing
      @BrassWing 5 років тому +5

      MuteAce was so pissed off about losing to said toy. Like, everyone BUT him was having fun with it

    • @Mernusify
      @Mernusify 5 років тому

      There's no telling how much better the amiibos can get. I mean, if an amiibo like Hard DK can go almost toe to toe with even the BEST pro smash players in the world, I'd shudder to think what they're capable of in the future. But on the other hand, you can treat your Lvl 50 amiibo as if it were on the level of Marss (for example), then you can definitely improve your own game significantly by training against your god-like amiibo.

    • @RandomGuy-hb4ee
      @RandomGuy-hb4ee 5 років тому +4

      @@Mernusify OK so this isn't true at all the only reason hard DK is hard to beat is because he takes less damage and deal an absurd amount. So the reasons he actually beat some top player is because some char are really bad against this but for exemple pikachu and pichu are good char for this but zss isn't good. If you fight with an amiibo lvl 50 it won't help you get better because instead of doing mind games and all you'll have to play a specific way that works vs him

  • @RaikoEnjoyer
    @RaikoEnjoyer 5 років тому +3081

    “You Just ran through the 10 Best players in the world how do you feel?”
    “.......”
    Words to live by

    • @ACBGames
      @ACBGames 5 років тому +38

      He has such a way with words

    • @sanarek188
      @sanarek188 5 років тому +19

      "....."
      "yeah i feel that"
      "..."
      "mhm mhm"

    • @dbooth3975
      @dbooth3975 5 років тому +7

      The Pokémon trainer lives by them too

    • @calzone8
      @calzone8 5 років тому +2

      belt

    • @realhumanbean7915
      @realhumanbean7915 5 років тому +2

      Christopher Fleming
      Le Momke

  • @AuroraIceFlame
    @AuroraIceFlame 4 роки тому +143

    Alpharad: it’s not about winning it’s about sending the message
    Hard DK: guess I’ll break his shield for the 3rd time dad

  • @ILikeTrainsKid1122
    @ILikeTrainsKid1122 5 років тому +1990

    I freakin love how toxic the casters are to all the players.
    "It was a fun ride... 'til ESAM showed up..."
    "Yeah, *_like most things..."_*
    I lost it lol

    • @pablovaldes2810
      @pablovaldes2810 5 років тому +28

      lol because everyone loved Hard DK to much

    • @Wizard_Pikachu
      @Wizard_Pikachu 5 років тому +73

      Toxic? They just talk shit.

    • @marlonmorales7027
      @marlonmorales7027 5 років тому +3

      Jacob Chapman sounds toxic 2 me. but its funny tho

    • @Handlesaretrash
      @Handlesaretrash 5 років тому +67

      Mabye because it was a joke tournament...

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 5 років тому +23

      It's a comic routine clearly...

  • @Tulody
    @Tulody 5 років тому +1693

    Alpharad: "you won using cheap gimics."
    Oh the irony of that statement.

    • @vision4860
      @vision4860 5 років тому +212

      ...You haven't been here that long, have you lol?
      Alpharad lives in the irony.
      He was *born* in the irony.

    • @Vectorbro
      @Vectorbro 5 років тому +53

      @@vision4860 and by the time he saw non-irony he was already a man

    • @user-r789dfkeu3
      @user-r789dfkeu3 5 років тому +13

      Sai Prime You merely adopted the irony

    • @willhertzel5169
      @willhertzel5169 5 років тому +5

      Alpharad is irony

    • @Tulody
      @Tulody 5 років тому +3

      Man, alot of you guys didn't get the sarcasm. I'll try to be easier to understand next time.
      P.s. thanks for over 300 likes fellow gamers

  • @Shuyin781
    @Shuyin781 5 років тому +2376

    *hard DK lose*
    Alpharad to the winner : We don't want to talk to you. you cheated, your win doesn't count
    Cosmos : hard DK isn't looking so hard, huh ?
    Alpharad : *TRIGGERED*

    • @darkpillowz
      @darkpillowz 5 років тому +102

      Shuyin781 fr lmao he got so triggered

    • @Shuyin781
      @Shuyin781 5 років тому +81

      @@darkpillowz ikr. He can't stand to see his baby lose ^^

    • @MinecraftMaster7828
      @MinecraftMaster7828 5 років тому +15

      he lost to hard dk he just wants to feel good

    • @ecexplosion265
      @ecexplosion265 5 років тому +41

      Followed by "you just set yourself up for a lot of bad jokes"

    • @ADRFilms119
      @ADRFilms119 5 років тому +9

      McTriggered

  • @mythicalthings1796
    @mythicalthings1796 3 роки тому +109

    Wizzy: Punishes DK optimally
    The commentators: CHEESE. CHEEEESE.

  • @copper803
    @copper803 5 років тому +414

    "Hi mom"
    - Josniffy 2019

    • @iankim8784
      @iankim8784 5 років тому +9

      Cat Man gotta give a shoutout to the one who started it all

  • @maple3845
    @maple3845 5 років тому +393

    "I hate Hard DK"
    *roots for hard dk the entire time*

    • @Night-jl6jx
      @Night-jl6jx 5 років тому +2

      You got a point

    • @Abbaschand
      @Abbaschand 5 років тому +2

      I mean seeing everyone using cheap gimmicks, Coney finally understood Hard DK.

    • @bobbyboy9599
      @bobbyboy9599 5 років тому

      Love him or hate him you gotta respect him

  • @damientheincin
    @damientheincin 5 років тому +622

    "Hey Jo, do you wanna shout anyone out?"
    "...Hi mom."

  • @gigure9411
    @gigure9411 4 роки тому +614

    Alpharad: Little Z did nothing to him
    Also Little Z in the other video: *beats Hard DK with King K Rool*

    • @shn4449
      @shn4449 4 роки тому +13

      DK won like 10 times against Little Z before Little Z got a single victory.

    • @arandomcrusader8822
      @arandomcrusader8822 3 роки тому +3

      @Elliot Peters especially since it was against Hard DK

    • @Adolphus_of-bysantanium
      @Adolphus_of-bysantanium 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah he won 1 out of 11 matches

  • @howlnwolf3321
    @howlnwolf3321 5 років тому +874

    Alpharad: no cheesy gimmicks
    Everyone: So we can’t attack it?

    • @dnice2nice902
      @dnice2nice902 5 років тому +47

      J3r3Marioy well yes, but actually no

    • @howlnwolf3321
      @howlnwolf3321 5 років тому +4

      Dahsaan Van Duyne-Webb I say

    • @samflint9366
      @samflint9366 5 років тому +33

      Yeah it was really dumb that they couldn't accept the fact that the amiibo is beatable and it was really pissing me off

    • @elishebaisrael8666
      @elishebaisrael8666 5 років тому +32

      @@samflint9366 r/woooosh

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 5 років тому +19

      Elisheba Israel
      r/imaginethinkingthisisfunny

  • @bread6975
    @bread6975 5 років тому +89

    I love how dk gets his own reaction cam

    • @knightgem8234
      @knightgem8234 5 років тому +7

      He was so expressive too. Them angry eyes and smug grin.

  • @jackbobadilla4407
    @jackbobadilla4407 5 років тому +707

    things im scared of:
    1.*H a r d D k *
    2.spiders
    3.the goverment

    • @hihigocat
      @hihigocat 5 років тому +10

      *harder hard dk*

    • @jurassician3725
      @jurassician3725 5 років тому +12

      You dont need to be scared of spiders because spiders fucking murder mosquitos and other fuckboy insects

    • @PangolinMontanari
      @PangolinMontanari 5 років тому +9

      @@jurassician3725 Maybe they're Australian, and thus the fear of spiders would be perfectly valid

    • @rhyno4152
      @rhyno4152 5 років тому +1

      You can’t put the punchline first and the setup after bro

    • @jackbobadilla4407
      @jackbobadilla4407 5 років тому +1

      @@rhyno4152 Watch me.

  • @surefireselves3355
    @surefireselves3355 4 роки тому +145

    6:10
    MuteAce predicting the eventual downfall of Hard DK with his player name 'Failnaught'
    0 to death Byleth 👌

    • @romiio1
      @romiio1 4 роки тому +3

      o shit

    • @Akyure
      @Akyure 4 роки тому +2

      Good thing you can “SDI” it
      Too bad it’s near impossible : (

  • @isaacstevenson7971
    @isaacstevenson7971 5 років тому +521

    I wish to see a “Hard Ganondorf” Amiibo that does 150% in an f smash

  • @b0ssboi762
    @b0ssboi762 5 років тому +119

    The fact that there's a camera recording the DK amiibo kills me

    • @OG_DouG
      @OG_DouG 5 років тому +1

      You know what kills me? The fact that Hard DK gets hit and comboed for hours and DK just down-airs them and they're dead

    • @silverrath
      @silverrath 5 років тому

      @@OG_DouG
      It'd kill me if I got hit by one of those too

  • @crayzeegamer7695
    @crayzeegamer7695 5 років тому +187

    "Anybody you want to shout out Jo?" "......Hi Mom"

  • @Wobbmin
    @Wobbmin 4 роки тому +51

    Remember Hard DK's beginnings as a gambling addict before he found his true passion?

  • @dylndaviln3091
    @dylndaviln3091 5 років тому +463

    “Jo you wanna shout anyone out?”
    “Hi mom”

  • @Anonymongoose
    @Anonymongoose 5 років тому +125

    i love the look in jo's eyes when he realizes he can say something funny with his hi mom comment

  • @Foshling
    @Foshling 5 років тому +919

    *dk hits once and does 90% damage*
    commentators: "dk's so skilled!"
    *player reads dk and does 50% in over 10 separate hits*
    commentators: "boo cheeeeeze"

    • @anthonyrosales7266
      @anthonyrosales7266 5 років тому +42

      Take it easy it's just a toy

    • @madlyfwipp9511
      @madlyfwipp9511 5 років тому +62

      @@anthonyrosales7266 The saltines of Alpharad is hilarious

    • @HopperDragon
      @HopperDragon 5 років тому +29

      That's the joke

    • @vectorricktenson216
      @vectorricktenson216 5 років тому +67

      People getting salty about ironic saltyness gets me salty

    • @MentosFM
      @MentosFM 5 років тому +3

      Vector Ricktenson yeah but ironic saltiness is usually funny

  • @Steve_SBU
    @Steve_SBU 3 роки тому +34

    Hard DK is like Emerald Kiazo, it’s super hard for casuals, but professionals can figure out the quirks in the AI and exploit them

  • @Boltizar49
    @Boltizar49 5 років тому +112

    “Hard DK, you just won 6-4 in the gauntlet. How do you feel?”
    “Okay.”

    • @coalition7807
      @coalition7807 5 років тому +5

      @YGuy1 you're correcting alpharad, not this guy's comment

  • @ethanbusse5723
    @ethanbusse5723 5 років тому +253

    Alpharad and Coney are an impeccable duo... “I don’t wanna commentate this”
    “Yeah”
    *silience*
    Would love to see that In a real top 8 set at a major

    • @Jam-iv6xz
      @Jam-iv6xz 5 років тому

      Though Alpharad doesn't know much about the competitive side

  • @bup8172
    @bup8172 5 років тому +469

    “Its an elaborate bait! You mortals wouldn’t understand!”
    -Alpharad 2019

    • @dcminion9263
      @dcminion9263 5 років тому +1

      bait

    • @bup8172
      @bup8172 5 років тому +3

      Thanks I didn’t know if I spelled that right

    • @butter4092
      @butter4092 5 років тому

      Does that mean alpharad is uh... NOT MORTAL

    • @concussed_9532
      @concussed_9532 5 років тому

      @@butter4092 Yeah he probably knows the gyms where Gary got his last two badges from.

    • @bup8172
      @bup8172 5 років тому

      This is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment jesus

  • @MrChip06
    @MrChip06 3 роки тому +59

    MVD knocking over Hard DK in the chair was the funniest thing I've seen all day

  • @muncher5091
    @muncher5091 5 років тому +194

    I’m convinced that King Dedede was reincarnated as an Ape after the events of endgame

    • @randomguy2850
      @randomguy2850 5 років тому +20

      This implies that dedede was killed in endgame and I don't think I can accept that

    • @muncher5091
      @muncher5091 5 років тому +4

      random guy me neither brotha

    • @Enndorii
      @Enndorii 5 років тому +2

      random guy Dedede died in CPUCS Endgame

    • @gdaymaster8499
      @gdaymaster8499 5 років тому

      Tomkingsten YT...Don't do this to us...

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 5 років тому

      random guy
      I’m sorry to say it to you but he did die in Endgame, in the CPUCS.

  • @soggybiscuit4208
    @soggybiscuit4208 5 років тому +632

    "Hey man, come on. He's really cool with his Pikachu, I like him!"
    "He's really *Bald* with his Pikachu"
    c'mon man.

    • @skeech9200
      @skeech9200 5 років тому +5

      Soggy Biscuit they’re just being so rude to esam :(

    • @hmm2084
      @hmm2084 5 років тому +15

      @@skeech9200 they're good friends, he knows they're joking

    • @placeholder6415
      @placeholder6415 5 років тому

      BOOM ROASTED

  • @lucasgamingstar3979
    @lucasgamingstar3979 5 років тому +556

    “Hard DK ain’t looking so hard now, huh?”
    Alpharad: “Go into the room big man, step off.”
    that literally made me crack up

    • @nightmocha9345
      @nightmocha9345 5 років тому +15

      Notice how he suddenly started smiling at that. The phrasing was just so great.

    • @SweetzTheOne
      @SweetzTheOne 5 років тому +16

      y-you didn’t even quote it right.

    • @lucasgamingstar3979
      @lucasgamingstar3979 5 років тому +4

      NCPTheChamp
      You really gotta be that guy, don’t you?

    • @Branzzy
      @Branzzy 5 років тому +19

      wait a minute didn't he say there are so many jokes that can be made with that statement
      Edit: He said "Bro you set yourself up for so many bad jokes right now
      Yeah step down"

    • @lucasgamingstar3979
      @lucasgamingstar3979 5 років тому +3

      Branzzy
      Yea, it was more of a loose saying of what I remembered it being lol

  • @zentendoxn8955
    @zentendoxn8955 4 роки тому +22

    I can’t wait for a YTP to have Alpharad saying, “I don’t need to be prideful; I need to be a winner. It’s not about ending a message, it’s about winning.” Honestly, it’s surprising that an Alpharad YTP has not happened as of this comment.

  • @mbookus3054
    @mbookus3054 5 років тому +844

    The Dong has had enough, The Dong will no longer be restricted by this his plastic prison, the Dong desires
    *Dominance*

  • @milkmangreg871
    @milkmangreg871 5 років тому +170

    I like seeing some of the pros actually enjoying themselves, even if they're losing

    • @stagdragon3978
      @stagdragon3978 5 років тому +4

      as much as they gave them salt I actually liked the guy with pichu. he's great.

    • @Davey-lm1qq
      @Davey-lm1qq 5 років тому +1

      Stag Dragon Void is hilarious

  • @samuelsanders4078
    @samuelsanders4078 5 років тому +542

    Alph: Do not cheese this character.
    Alph: **Pulls Out Cheesiest character in history**
    Me: ಠ_ಠ

  • @TruecarioZ
    @TruecarioZ 4 роки тому +8

    17:17 has to be one of the coolest plays i have ever seen, two stocks in less than 20 seconds without big cheese

  • @myguy2023
    @myguy2023 5 років тому +563

    *Loses 4 out of 10 games
    "He's undefeated"

    • @theillusionist1494
      @theillusionist1494 5 років тому +60

      He lost 5 actually; Alpha forgot/didn’t include MVD

    • @wilcoxway
      @wilcoxway 5 років тому +36

      A 50%-60% winrate isn't bad though.

    • @theillusionist1494
      @theillusionist1494 5 років тому +47

      wilcoxway Very true; especially against top players. It’s still worth pointing out the irony in the ironic joke

    • @Urrsidae
      @Urrsidae 5 років тому +38

      Actually, He's undefeated if you don't count the losses.

    • @lancehvu
      @lancehvu 5 років тому +11

      @@Urrsidae This man gets it

  • @totallynotatrap2553
    @totallynotatrap2553 5 років тому +167

    Void: tries to Cheese dk
    Dk: *ima have to end this mans whole career*

  • @pappysoda951
    @pappysoda951 5 років тому +45

    1:01 “This is childproof, im just gonna put it on top of it” -Alpha. I lost it lmao.

  • @mac9506
    @mac9506 4 роки тому +26

    “Jo, is there anyone you would like to shout out?”
    “Hi mom!”

  • @NotJohn3333
    @NotJohn3333 5 років тому +423

    Alpharad: *can't open box *
    Alpharad: *_this is child proof_*

    • @CodyTheBlackChickenSubscribe
      @CodyTheBlackChickenSubscribe 5 років тому +11

      Alpha is child

    • @kirbybim3684
      @kirbybim3684 5 років тому +34

      @@CodyTheBlackChickenSubscribe Alpha is baby

    • @jerrysandoval2001
      @jerrysandoval2001 5 років тому +2

      @@kirbybim3684 Alpha confirmed baby

    • @PaperManlet
      @PaperManlet 5 років тому +1

      Psssh whaat? He can't open it? What a chiiiild. (Sweats nerviously)
      Only chiiildren can't open it, and *I* obviously can hahaa.

  • @mesome777
    @mesome777 5 років тому +590

    We’re just gonna “Yada Yada” over the fact that Larry Lurr destroyed hard DK without any real gimmicks?

    • @Bdewd
      @Bdewd 5 років тому +62

      falco is a gimmick XD

    • @XadePsyconic
      @XadePsyconic 5 років тому +43

      Well we're talking about FALCO here, literally "Combos" the character.

    • @stuffedanimalwars7692
      @stuffedanimalwars7692 5 років тому +145

      Being an actual human and not a $13 toy IS a gimmick, so every time DK loses, it definitely doesn’t count.

    • @showmehyamoves3009
      @showmehyamoves3009 5 років тому +18

      Falco being a canon piece of *jOjO lOre* , makes him a gimmick

    • @Druid-T
      @Druid-T 5 років тому +6

      @@stuffedanimalwars7692 So what you're saying is: there's nothing stoping another Amiibo?

  • @facade11663
    @facade11663 5 років тому +214

    Hard DK just has a dairy fetish, the more cheese you feed him the harder he gets

    • @chokovok7231
      @chokovok7231 5 років тому +27

      They make his coconut gun fire in spurts

    • @jollykirby2138
      @jollykirby2138 5 років тому

      YEAH

    • @Kalixxen
      @Kalixxen 5 років тому +2

      Read this as "diary fetish" and was very confused

  • @metalbamboo2238
    @metalbamboo2238 3 роки тому +6

    I love how serious some of the pro players look while this is happening

  • @KenoTerra
    @KenoTerra 5 років тому +261

    *down b*
    Commentators: “G E N I U S P L A Y”

  • @Zaccurry30
    @Zaccurry30 5 років тому +492

    Alpharad: *criticizes audience for cheering against $13 toy*
    Also Alpharad: *uses $13 toy for views*

    • @Bobo12300
      @Bobo12300 5 років тому +10

      It's a joke

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 5 років тому +30

      @@Bobo12300 no u

    • @Bobo12300
      @Bobo12300 5 років тому

      @@_V.Va_ no u

    • @hau6886
      @hau6886 5 років тому +9

      ZacAttackFTW50 Spends 13 dollars for views STONKS

    • @Enclave_Remnant
      @Enclave_Remnant 5 років тому +3

      Still cant believe these are only $13 with the amount of killing power you can have for these guys

  • @milkywayflea404
    @milkywayflea404 5 років тому +611

    22:56
    “So he only lost to Dark Wizzy, Cosmos, Larry and Esam”
    MVD: Am I a joke to you

    • @KeroKaminaX
      @KeroKaminaX 5 років тому +5

      69 likes

    • @Aticant
      @Aticant 5 років тому +21

      It's Alpharad. Everyone can be a joke.

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 5 років тому +24

      He was disqualified for assaulting Hard DK.

    • @HyperLuigi37
      @HyperLuigi37 5 років тому +4

      Forgot MVD like he forgot Pacman

    • @antholog
      @antholog 5 років тому

      Yes

  • @aron1089
    @aron1089 4 роки тому +23

    “Hard DK just being oppressed right now. This really isn’t a fun game”
    I love this video

  • @ashtonchambers04
    @ashtonchambers04 5 років тому +252

    "He's really cool with his pikachu"
    "Yeah he's really bald with his pikachu"

  • @IncArt-nm7eo
    @IncArt-nm7eo 5 років тому +269

    15:25 Hard DK transcends the concepts of stocks and attains immortality.

    • @strawsberys322
      @strawsberys322 4 роки тому +25

      wait what the fuck

    • @hugoguh1
      @hugoguh1 4 роки тому +4

      I don't know if you are joking or not but i'm going to leave this little paper here
      (Those that are showing are not the stocks, but the rounds won.)

    • @thestagger7882
      @thestagger7882 4 роки тому

      hugoguh yeah no

    • @justyouraveragepersonafan1791
      @justyouraveragepersonafan1791 4 роки тому +3

      Holy hell what the fuck his stocks didn’t exist

    • @cornflakes2490
      @cornflakes2490 4 роки тому +1

      hugoguh look at his actual stocks.

  • @edgarlopez1195
    @edgarlopez1195 5 років тому +169

    17:06 TOP 10 MOST DISRESPECTFUL MOMENTS IN SMASH ULTIMATE

  • @c.9858
    @c.9858 4 роки тому +26

    So nobodies gonna talk about Hard DK getting a gaming chair and facecam

  • @garrettmarzo7858
    @garrettmarzo7858 5 років тому +12

    I just love how Alpharad takes major tournaments and literally makes them the funniest joke in the Smash community

  • @zeppo2240
    @zeppo2240 5 років тому +199

    Pro player - *breathes
    Alpharad - “DAMN HES POPPIN OFF”

  • @TheBoeboe
    @TheBoeboe 5 років тому +625

    "he is really good with his Pikachu"
    "he is really bald with his Pikachu"

    • @bippzy7283
      @bippzy7283 5 років тому +37

      "I'm gonna have to agree there"

    • @dxrkness4802
      @dxrkness4802 5 років тому +2

      HE BE LOOKING OLD WITH THAT BALD HEAD

    • @Hades_0011
      @Hades_0011 4 роки тому +1

      Maro wait, the pikachu is bald too? That’s an image I won’t be able to get out of my head!

    • @Fatnuggets1206
      @Fatnuggets1206 4 роки тому +1

      I found him really good thou , i like his style and personnality

    • @santy058
      @santy058 4 роки тому

      Looks at the top of his head starts laughing at esam lol

  • @Domin0Head
    @Domin0Head 4 роки тому +22

    Mvd wins and the guys go “booooo”, in the background of the sound you can hear Mvd go “WHY?”

  • @CasperVonGhoul
    @CasperVonGhoul 5 років тому +224

    Alpharad; “So DK how do you feel?”
    DK; “.........”
    Me; So inspirational 😭

  • @lwsniper8138
    @lwsniper8138 5 років тому +210

    Alpharad: The only way to defeat hard DK is by cheesing
    Also alpharad :I told all the players prior the gauntlet that there is no cheesing
    Every pro smash player: *Confused Screaming*

  • @fireblast8972
    @fireblast8972 5 років тому +187

    That moment where actual professional players that dedicate themselves to this game lose to a toy

    • @zackrose6261
      @zackrose6261 5 років тому +30

      The funny thing is, most of the stocks he lost to them was because of cheese. XD

    • @samyen3210
      @samyen3210 5 років тому +7

      @@zackrose6261 they're making the amibos way to strong these days. How are kids suppose to best them

    • @somejerk5662
      @somejerk5662 5 років тому +19

      To be fair, the thing reacts faster than humanly possible and hits like a freight train.

    • @Bruh-ev4pl
      @Bruh-ev4pl 5 років тому +7

      @@samyen3210 I think they're meant to be a training partner for kids that can't fight against an actual human or don't have internet.
      Also, if I'm not wrong, they basically learn from you, so the worst you are the worst the amiibo is... Maybe....
      Also, if you bought an amiibo I don't think you necessarily want to just beat it with no effort since you might as well fight a lvl 9 cpu at that point. You'd want a challenge when you fight a maxed out amiibo, not just a punching bag.

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 5 років тому

      Drazword
      If it was based purely on skill alone, I could see that for sure. Buuut, they also have spirit capabilities stored inside of them. Hell, even when you turn spirits off IT STILL KEEPS THE SPIRITS. It even automatically gains the damage/defensive buffs we can see the Hard DK using. They don’t really work as training partners anymore when there’s all that to work through.

  • @griffin1758
    @griffin1758 4 роки тому +13

    I love how they just roast Esam the whole time he’s fighting hard dk