The Ness Amiibo Drinking Game
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- Опубліковано 20 сер 2024
- Jo and I embark on a dangerous journey and meet some new friends along the way.
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meglavania?
megalavania.
meglovania?
Megelevenea
meglavonia;
“Alcohol tastes like water to me rn” is the most dangerous thing to experience when drinking
Elaborate.
cyroclasim water is needed to survive. You are 70% water
cyroclasim water tastes like nothing and is easy to drink, if he is drinking gin like he drinks water then liver failure is just around the corner
@@pixellego4773 So is there more alcohol then water in your body at that point? Cuz if so that IS real bad
@@jerjerbonks451 ah gotcha. That's actually terrifying
The thing that scares me the most is that his drunk humor is somehow tamer than his normal humor.
I bet he's trying to keep it tame so he's able to post it to youtube.
"I didn't order a coronavirus!"
Tru
Sorry but I have to disagree. I am falling off my chair laughing
Can't like because it's at 666 likes
Edit I liked it now
"Ness goes off stage and goes BAH BAH"
"This stage is yellow! What the FUCK is yellow??"
"Shit the coronavirus because its bad.."
"I wish heracross was my dad"
"Ive not given any alchohol for my ness amiibo (and a bit after that:"ive had him for 21 years")"
"Oh SHIT thats an alchohol"
"HOLY SHIT FUCK"
"I live in a dry house now.. and my liver is gonna kill me"
"GOLDFISH? LIKE THE FOOD?"
"I didn't order a coronavirus!"
“She’s probably 35 and still in 3rd grade”
“Can we agree that 9 is like a trash-tier number?”
meglavonia
“I do like the sauce he had though. It just ain’t enough. This dude thought he had the Kane’s sauce, but in reality it was every sauce that every fast food company has for some reason. It was ketchup and mayonnaise, why?”
They say drunk words are sober thoughts.
"I wIsH hErAcRoSs WaS mY dAd"
I wish heracross was my dad. He's so strong.
What is yellow?!?
When did he say that?
That is provably false
Honestly if I was a beetle and heracross was my father I would be happy with it, he’s a strong dude and a funny dude.
Dude just monetized his drunk hangout with his friends. I cannot wait for him to do this again.
This is easily one of my favourite videos, simply because the Bois just decided to join drunk alpha and Jo aswell, and that to me was just amazing
RC19 GAMING It gives me the same vibes as his super smashed Bros video with Travis
But... he did this before with overwatch too. Why are you even surprised..?
If he makes another drunk video I am going to be ecstatic
This is amazing
"what banjo is in this game?"
"I dont like the numebr 9"
"meglavonia"
"this stage is yellow wtf is yellow"
"everything is just a blur to me"
"i wish heracross was my dad"
they sound so permanently confused
yep there shit faced
“I DIDNT ORDER A CORONAVIRUS!!!”
"is arsen just joker's dad?"
"i wish heracross was my dad"
"dude, heracross F U C K S"
AlexThe9 when they say they don’t like the number 9:...I lost my hope and my dream
0:00 "So this is a Ness amiibo drinking game."
16:00 "I wish Heracross was my dad."
““The stage is yellow WTF is yellow?”
@Silver Chariot Over Heaven to be fair Alpharad would say that anyway
@@Pootis-hn3ky “I thought it was red and blue”
alchohol is the window to the human mind
meglavonia
Stages of getting drunk:
0:00 - 4:00 Normal
4:00 - 12:00 Slightly drunk
12:00 - 18:00 Drunk _(Random laughing and swearing)_
15:30 -16:00 Peak Drunk
18:03 - 21:00 Real Drunk _(He doesn't even remember anything from this point forward)_
21:40 *The legendary post* _(I'm surprised this jewel came to his mind while drunk)_
24:00 - 27:00 Demoman level drunk _(Random rambling, swearing, laughter, etc.)_
thank you
yes
Now i know
Thank you for mentioning demoman
24:00-27:00 is *FUCKING WASTED* lmao
"Goldfish brain?! Like the food!?" is the most Ellie thing Jacob has ever said
The sort of thing sober Ellie would say. Imagine her power when Jacob can only say something like that after a lot of drinks.
I didn’t know the Rock Paper Scissors tweet at the time was a drunk tweet. I thought that was just sober Alpharad being goofy
I don't think Jacob recovered from this video, he might still be drunk
I have yet to beat him at Rock Paper Scissors. I’m sad
Jacob is an alcoholic.
I did too, it sounded like something Alpha would post on the normal....
Adriana tweeted vicariously through him
"he's a falco player, he's used to losing"
Why does that absolute fact hurt so bad
I feel you, but at the same time I'm laughing my ass of.
I love how quickly this video goes from Jo and Alpha's normal commentary to 14:36
This video is a work of art.
"Heracross is cool"
"Heracross FUCKS"
"I wish Heracross was my dad"
Alpharad: *tweets Megalovania*
Twitter: “Don’t worry, he’s just drunk.”
*Meglavonia
@@bolt_beam megalovania is correct... woooosh me i dare you
ATOM it’s Megalovania
ATOM do you even megalovania bro
Please enlighten me. Why does he tweet Megalovania all the time? Is that for when he's streaming o9r when he's drunk?
14:35 "this stage is yellow! wtf is yellow?" -sentient bottle of alcohol
I freaking died at "wtf is yellow"
Sitruk86 this was my favourite quote lmfao
That was when we all knew they were starting to get drunk
I THOUGHT THISS STAGE WAS JUST RED AND BLUE- friend of sentient bottle of alcohol
2 years later and this video still has me dying and hoping for another one like it.
I think the Zelda amiibo they drank too but they didn’t offer quotes that were as beautiful as “What the fuck is yellow!?” and “I wish Heracross was my dad.”
Hello there fellow viewer
Two years later and I'm eating goldfish while Alpharad says "Goldfish Brain, like the food??"
The sensor makes it sound like: “I DidN’T oRder a coCk vIruS!”
I know
Call that shit the COCK virus cause its... its bad
I hate it when that happens
is that not what he said?
What did he really say
“I didn’t order Coronavirus!!!”
Both laugh, almost ascending to a higher level
Also, imagine you’re playing against an Amiibo and it fucking disconnects
Hmm
Plot twist: Ness was Adrianna playing all alomg and she just got tired of 3 stocking people, so she rage quitted to AC
Alt Plot twist: Alpha was wrong. Ness is sentient. He just PK-Controlled Alpha's mind to agree with Adrianna
Well I mean, he didn't order coronavirus.
Plot twist: Coronavirus is a creeper
I genuinely felt bad for that guy, he was pretty clos
Adriana: *philosophical talk about the nature of violence and friendship*
Jacob: *kicks open door* HOly sHIt, I fOunD aNoThER drINk!
22:55
*Proceeds to open pokemon cards like a full grown Aussie, sailor swearing and hammered*
@@damb1858 who is this full grown aussie? i fell like i may know but you gotta be sure.
followed by the sound of broken glass
@@sealbe1885 well all of us. But Maxmoefoe is our unelected ambassador
16:14
there are just so many layers in this entire clip
FBI: Go on?
List of Funnies:
0:33 : F-smash hitbox go brrr
1:29 : Ike's Nair
1:39 : Alpha's BAC is rising
1:44 : No he cannot run it back
1:52 : What is he doing out there
1:56 : He never does anything
2:27 : Funny PK Rocket
2:39 : Usain Bolt
2:57 : Death robs you of possessions
3:00 : Funny Back air, first shot
3:18 : Nice Whack
3:43 : Scary floaty boi
3:57 : Drinking and depression
4:20 : Haha Roy mains bad
4:23 : The jump height tho
5:01 : Assaulting Casper
5:09 : Ness is my demon
5:12 : Ballsy footstool
5:42 : Aggressively camping
6:22 : Damage > IQ
6:32 : Haha Ken bad
6:52 : Who the hell is Daniel
7:28 : Snake vs. Slant
7:47 : What is this
8:16 : Homu just up and dies
8:25 : Wide Ness
8:31 : Comfortably Numb
8:58 : Life is 2 minutes long
9:22 : Funny Alpha Quote
9:42 : Why is that a rule
10:08 : Ness' age
10:18 : Twitter plug
10:36 : Saucy Falco
10:55 : Counting is hard
11:01 : 9 sucks
11:04 : Drinky is drunk
11:18 : Ness has no story
11:27 : How tho
11:44 : 2 is 2 high a number
11:54 : Haha Falco bad
12:08 : Rebel's Guard or die trying
12:15 : Haha online Joker mains bad
12:27 : Haha Smash 4 Bayo
12:43 : No approaching
12:46 : Bonk
13:07 : Shots are expected
13:17 : Alpha's brain explodes
13:26 : Funny PK Rocket
13:28 : Banjo in Smash when
13:36 : $13 to beat Elite Smash
13:48 : Rip Toys R Us
13:58 : Fantastic description
14:08 : Villager don't fuck
14:18 : Meglavonia
14:27 : Hydrated
14:35 : What the fuck is yellow
14:57 : A revelation
15:20 : That was definitely a punchline
15:32 : Alcohol =/= Water
15:35 : Doubling down
15:43 : Tripling down
15:57 : Heracross fucks
16:26 : Quick maths
16:33 : Lisa Simpson
16:43 : That's an alcohol
17:19 : Infinite joke
17:52 : Manhattan
17:58 : HOOOLY SHIT FU-
*Intermission*
18:30 : Joe is in transit
19:15 : Jacob sees a cat and dies
19:30 : The people who make lives happen
19:39 : Not watching the screen
19:45 : Adriana fails to pronounce Meglavonia
20:38 : Liver failure is imminent
20:43 : Flexing on high schoolers
20:49 : Didn't know Joe was Irish
20:57 : Had us in the first half
21:14 : Instant regret
21:25 : He will not consider the following
21:33 : Rock paper scissors
21:47 : Rigging rock paper scissors
22:11 : Off to find more alcohol
22:54 : Distant Jacob
23:06 : Boy did we not deliver
23:36 : An attempt at being woke
23:48 : Shot glass go brrr
24:16 : Goldfish brain, like the food
24:20 : And boy did we
24:57 : Don's heavenly mustache
25:11 : James from Postmates
25:35 : What even is that anime name
25:43 : Okay Buzzfeed
26:14 : Chicken nuggies
26:22 : Still confused about that anime name
26:33 : Meow
26:38 : Bait and switch
27:14 : I'll be taking that
Thanks
"List of funnies"
*puts the entire video *
Why did you spend your time doing these things
@@ragglerock2682 Bro I was like 14 and unemployed with very little social life what else am I going to spend my time on
@@yntxrrr LMAO
Alpha: “this stage is yellow!”
Jo: “I thought it was red and blue?”
This entire video is "HOLY SHIT, [insert obvious fact here]!!!"
The 148th Kakapo Banjo’s in this game?!?!
@@connora4554 I can't believe jo is so stupid, Banjos been in the game since smash 64. You just had to best 1P mode without taking any damage
WHAT THE FUCK IS YELLOW?!?
anime profile picture Ik right? If only luigi was in the game
"Ya know heracross?"
"Y-yea i know heracross"
"Heracross is super sick i wish he was my dad"
Me to Alpha me to
Hello me to.
I'm dad.
@@dramaexterminatus you completely butchered that joke.
Duck Warrior *it’s all about sending a message*
It’s all about being a dumb beetle
Dj funky scorpions chain that cut through your emotions
It’s crazy to think Jo was drinking 5 times as much as Jacob, like holy shit
i was looking for this
What why?
@@jacksonhunt6410 Jo mentioned in some video, I forget which one (maybe on alpharad deluxe), that he learned to drink the wrong way and he thought a shot was significantly larger than it actually is.
"I've got a drink in hand and depression in the other. Don't do this to me, brother"
The wise words of Alpharad strikes again.
He really ended the Arena to join someone's Island.
That's a chad move.
In the middle of that incineroar's match.
@@centaurusprime7319 Let's all agree Incineroar won that one
No, he ended the Smash Bros for a wahman, he's a traitor and a *SIMP*
"I don't remember anything that happens after this point."
*nine minutes left*
Oh no.
NowRacattackForce that translates to about half an hour minimum which is the funniest shit ever.
666 likes
22:55 best part “Holy Shit, I gota drink”
"My microphone foam smells like childhood..."
Ah
Timestamp?
23:53
“I didn’t order a c*****virus” is one of the funniest sentences I’ve ever seen
Coronavirus
Funniest shit I ever saw
Ur pfp looks like an animal collective cover
You know there drunk when they start making plussy references
Why
“I got a drink in one hand and depression in the other, don’t do this to me brother.”
My favorite Haiku
It has 7 syllables in each part tho..?
Gamemaster 101 I never said I passed English class
Gamemaster 101
For all you know, he could be drunk playing along at home.
Haiku is a very bad form is literature
I've made it into a haiku:
a drink in one hand
Depression in the other
don't do this to me
24:16 "goldfish brain, like the food?" Favorite quote of 2020
Ness is the embodiment of “flow like a butterfly, sting like a bee”
Mike Tyson approves
isnt it supposed to be float
Most underrated part of the video
"Hello?"
"Hey, this is James from Postmates?"
"Are you from Postmates?"
"Yes, I'm here at your door."
"Can you put the food down, and walk away, and pretend you saw nothing?"
"...Okay!"
"Thank you."
James deserves a 6/5 star review
25:12
@@someasiankid5909 Not all capes wear heroes
@@lasagnajon yes, snome bapes veer bilams
I want to find a post from Reddit of James’ POV in the Alpharad drunk video
Jo and Alpha get blackout drunk with a 13 dollar toy: The Movie
;!?
This is not an original comment. I saw it within 5 secs of the vid coming out.
: the way home
@@aquawarrior so?
699 likes lol
Plot twist: They were drinking water the whole time but just progressively got more stupid.
Nah there are some things you straight up can't fake. They were a little sauced at minimum.
Ohh so Alcohol is just potion of stupidity
@@Pootis-hn3ky pretty much
That's what watching Ness gameplay does to you
Jo: trying to commentate
alpharad: TRying to give ness a drink.
I genuinely can't tell if Adriana is drunk or not
She isn’t. That’s just normal Adriana.
"Hey nice to meet you, do you like my mustache?"
I aspire to be this level of chad.
Alpharad: “you know heracross?”
Me: “oh I love that Pokémon”
Alpha: “I wish he was my dad”
Me: ...
Raiden Stokes you forgot “Heracross FUCKS”
jjeracross is so sexu man
I love the image of Adriana watching Ness and Lucas having a fight in a video game and trying to piece the story together from context alone
It has the same energy as those videos where people ask their mom what smash characters' names are
I love how Adriana unintentionally became the voice of any reason that wasn’t conjured by Jo’s or Jacob’s slurred ramblings.
Jacob: “I’m trying to drink as little as possible”
Also Jacob: “I’ll take a shot anyways”
Also jacob: drinks the rest of his cup and then drinks more
Also Jacob: has to look in his house for more alcohol
“He’s a Falco player. He’s used to losing” while ness pulls off the best comeback in amiibo history 😂😂
When comeback= 1 back air lmao
Hard dk revsering 3 stocking pro players:excuse me
there's 3 types of drunks:
angry drunk
alpharad
josniff
16:52 is when you hear Alpha’s voice and you start to get worried
14:36
"This stage is yellow! WTF is yellow?"
And
24:16
"Goldfish brain? Like the food?!"
That's when I realized there was no hope, although I probably should've noticed at "I spelled Megalovania wrong"
Meglavonia
M-megla.. meglavonia?
@@shamussarrazine6623 but hey, that's just a theory, a GA-
@@randomdude3318 I see you are quite cultured.
"Drinky" sounds like the 8th dwarf that got kicked out of the group for always getting shit faced
@@insaneusername8340 lmao thanks man
Ah yes, my favorite dwarf Dricky
@@randomdude3318 dricky martin
And his long lost twenty times removed cousin called drcky
He went on to be the ancestor of all Fantasy dwarves instead.
I'll never forget the fact that Jo was drinking, like, half a solo cup of alcohol per shot when this was recording.
Alpha: Jo there's a R.O.B. on stage
Jo: *Enters fight or flight from the flashbacks*
“He is a falco player he is used to losing”. I feel personal attacked.
I felt that
E
I swiched to falco because I got tied of not being able to kill with pit... well I can kill so it's a improvement
They say that until we hit that stupid infinite that's insanely hard to pull off
Jo: "Can we agree that nine is a trash tier number?"
*sad Alex the 9 noises*
It's not nine, it's "the 9"
Mega idiot, you are.
Sad game and watch noises
He has disrespected our god
;
15:56 “I wish herecross was my dad” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day😂
21:08 the first sighting of miike301
I raise you a 13:55
@@lotto5498 the second sighting of miike3o1*
Can we get an "I wish Heracross was my dad" t-shirt?
Cause let's be honest, we all do
Please I will buy this faster than I got the Sasuke shirt
Yes we need this
Laporte it won’t happen bc it’s not a alpharad plus😔
it should say “ur my dad! boogie woogie woogie” with a pic of heracross (unless that’s copyright¿)
I wish my dad was Steelix because Steelix is cool and is a ground and steel type meaning he uses the fun moves
So if they wouldn’t have gone to her island, they would have died due to a massive liver explosion. Edit: Someone else would be thanking you for all this likes; fucking hate those guys.
That's a band name
*_animal crossing saves lives_*
El Cacas Adriana actually saved them
22:45 Ness said to Lucas that Goku could win in a Battle against Naruto, then Lucas said that Goku sucks and that's where all began
Funniest... video... EVERY :D !
Edit: Thx for the likes guys, and the shoutout to from alpha! :)
shoutouts to Andrew Partin
Check Twitter dude
damn right it is
Yea
Yes
“Banjo’s in this game!?”
Drunk or not that made me laugh
Edit: ok, it’s sad that this has more likes than Alpharad’s comment-
As funny as it was, I wish Banjo wasn't in this game.
@@GMKGoji01 k
@GMKGoji01 Pictures I can count on negative hands how many people asked.
Aaronatorr he has a sonic oc profile and you went with the liking Steve insult
TIme stamp?
I like how when Adriana took over the commentary when they were gone, it took me a full half a minute to realize... oh shit, she isn't even drunk
Wait she wasn't? I thought she just joined in and got drunk
Nah, that's just Adriana
@@thx4chrckingin she really just followed along
She was suprising
Even before they left, honestly
25:52 Jo acting completely shit faced roll on the floor drunk for almost 15 minutes only to suddenly perk up and absolutely *destroy* Major was the highlight of this whole video
If you look in the description, Jacob has a list of the songs used in the video. He didn't put Megalovania. He put Meglavonia.
Now play it with hard dk
“Officer, I can explain, I’m only drunk because my fans got demolished.”
“Who did this to your fans?”
“A $13 toy”
Heaven’s Animations underrated
"Dude, I'm just saying. This Ridley... could be the first pi- person. Er... dragon, er-, intergalactic space sexual de-deviant... to uh... beat Ness. And I think he has a lot going for him. And I feel like, we're gonna have to take two shots, if Ridley wins."
This isn't even halfway through the video...
I feel like that was staged
Looks like a trump speech transcribed
Without the political
@@Mama-Luigi he would be perfect coherent one second and hammered the next
Jo: "Wi-fi ganon is superior to LAN ganon"
Me: "you mean LANon
"Alcohol tastes like water to me right now"
Well that's not good
15:54
I think this clip sums up the video pretty well. Especially how there was no mention of Heracross at ALL before this, and never again after this.
Riku 70X smae
"He's a falco player, he's used to losing" think we all falco players felt that
That’s how I feel every time someone hates on yoshi which is a lot more than you’d think ☹️😂 rip falco mains too
That one hit close to home
As a falco main I can confirm that I lose every match no matter what
@@keeganhall4501 ahaha I literally don't know anyone who likes to play against Yoshi
@@keeganhall4501 yeah I expect that yoshi gets like at least one death threat a day
“The foam on my microphone smells like childhood” is the most honest drunk statement I’ve ever heard
“Goldfish brain? Like the food” still makes me laugh to this day
“I wish Heracross was my dad.”
-Alpharad 2020
Me too
I mean he kinda daddy tho
I’m still laughing about “goldfish brain? Like the food?”
@@Mama-Luigi goldfish? Like the food?
It’s a lot funnier if you think of the animal
As a matter of fact, I do....
He doesn’t remember
“Goldfish brain...like the food?!”
I was already drunk when I clicked on this video and felt the need to join in and take a shot whenever they did then my girlfriend stopped me saying "you're not cool enough to drink with them". I was so upset I went to sleep
Sounds like you need a better girlfriend lol
Sounds like you need to fix your dishwasher
@@zachhammond8585 just get a new one. Better yet, just renovate your entire home so you're not a pussywhipped bitch next time around lol
@@PotatoSlices 😂😂😂
F
“I’d much rather have a high damage output than a high iq”-Josniffy
K rool much?
Sanegayama much?
@@corey7457 Damn, I respect that
12:44 this was actually a pretty good bait, ngl. Ness mains take notes
"I wIsH hErAcRoSs WaS mY dAd"
Alpharad, 2020.
Pinsir would be the weird uncle.
He should sell merch with that sentence printed on
Can Heracross be my dad too?
I feel like Jo never became more drunk, but Jacob, no he's dead at this point.
i wouldn't doubt if Jo stopped drinking ten minutes in and forgot where the alcohol was
I been ballin' out, boy it ain't nothin' major
I can never switch, I can never be a hater
Tryna hit a lick, you get hit with the lasers
I'm smoking hella pack while I count up this paper\
1
1
The part where Adriana comes in and starts making fun of them while drunk as F is just pure gold
Wait wait wait. I've watched this like 7 times and I just now realized that the first matchup was against a Robin named "Judas", as in THE TRAITOR. I feel ashamed I didn't put that together till now...
"My dad can beat up your dad but what if your dad's Arsene?"
- Alpharad
"I think villager will do.. a good. Cuz ness goes offstage and he just goes 'bap bap'"
-Alpharad 2020
“This villager got no bitches”
Alpha did indeed say that. In this video.
3:57 this is such a good quote and they're not even drunk yet
Ah yes, the child amiibo and drinking is the best combination
Jimmy, age 3 alcoholic
Let's be real Jacob is prepared to get high to survive corona virus
Ah yes..
Put THAT in your happy meal
I looked at this comment because Roblox
“Wait,hold up.I’m gonna try and drink this very tequila heavy margarita,cause like the previous margaritas are pretty margarita,but this margarita I made is more tequila than margarita,you know what I’m saying?”-Mr. Meglavonia,Alpharad
When I first read your comment, I thought it was just a joke. And then I watched far enough to realize it wasn't...
Meglavonia had me dying
I saw tequila and my fight or flight reaction kicked in
I have a drink in one hand and depression in the other, don’t do this to me brother. -Sun Tzu
23:00 *in the distance* “holy shit I have a drink.”
“I didn’t order a Coronavirus”
*Seinfeld theme plays*
Corona; the way home
“This should be enough to sedate most of manhattan” you guys are oklahomans you probably drink enough to sedate most of the eastern sea board.
Just Cozi No cap had the Seinfeld intro on my TV as I read this comment I flipped out
@@SteveO3030 They got nothing on the Irish.
UA-cam : *NOT* SAY YOU *C-WORD* (& *B-WORD* & *Ñ-WØŘĐ*)
They’re not drunk they’re just doing Ellie impressions
Bananasoul
Banana soule*
Who's ellie
@@nezbitnezbit5397 You must not be a Plussy.
@@bloodmuzzle I just haven't watched this channel for a while so I'm out of the loop for some jokes
finding out Jo's shot glass was a double shot glass and he didnt even know so he was twice as drunk as Jacob really enhances this video
2:39 After this, I'm totally adding "Giving Usain Bolt the head start" to my vocab.
“Dude, I’m just saying. This Ridley.. could be the first pi- person. Er dragon, er intergalactic space sexual De- deviant... to uh... Beat Ness. and I-I think he has a lot going for him. And I feel like we’re gonna have to take two shots, if Ridley wins”- Drunk Alpharad 2020
Shakespearean. Lmao
He's speaking the language of the gods.
zo0pid he’d doing more then just that, he’s speaking to the gods directly.
This video should be renamed: "My Slow Drunken Descent into Madness ft. A Ness Amiibo"
Nah, name it Meglavonia
@@DiezAU YESS
"I lost my body a long time ago"
After watching the cyberpunk video that means a lot more than it did😰
“Look, there’s a ROB on-screen.”
*Jo.exe has stopped working*
Adriana really is obsessed with Jo's cat huh
jOcaT
MarinaSniffy
And Don's stache
Now you know how to play Super Smash Brothers. YOU'RE WELCOME
ShakenJacob Jocat!
"banjo's in this game?" Was one of the best moments
Can we get the full recording of this on Alpharad plus?
The intensity of the match card accompanied by "wait, BANJO IS IN THIS GAME?" is peak unintentional comedic timing.
Alpha: I'm sorry for anything we may have said
Jo: That's cat, she's sleeping