The Orville (season 3): Isaac invites all Kaylons to his wedding

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  • @StonedCookieGaming
    @StonedCookieGaming 2 роки тому +1770

    "Please alert Union Central so nobody scans the region and panics"
    We all know they crapped their pants.

    • @Natgunner
      @Natgunner Рік тому +111

      Some analyst at Union Central gets this note and is visibly confused for the rest of the day.

    • @joshfactor1
      @joshfactor1 Рік тому +58

      yeah, i probably would've written the line as "please alert union central so no one scans the region & craps themselves" but this was good too, i guess

    • @danewillis263
      @danewillis263 7 місяців тому +82

      “This is central. What is it?”
      “I’m just letting you know that Isaac invited Kaylon to his wedding so you know they didn’t double cross us.”
      “That’s fine, but how many did he invite?”
      “All of them.”
      “😳”

    • @franciscobelen1751
      @franciscobelen1751 3 місяці тому +4

      Make it in big or dont do it 🗿

    • @ArchlordFelix
      @ArchlordFelix 5 днів тому

      I wonder what they thought...

  • @BeastBoom24
    @BeastBoom24 2 роки тому +2164

    I think the funniest bit is Isaac quickly turning away when Clair looks at him angrily. He doesn’t have emotions but he still knows to not piss off your soon to be wife

    • @ASalazarMX
      @ASalazarMX 2 роки тому +169

      I think he doesn't even understand he did wrong, he's like "problem efficiently solved".

    • @danielzhang1916
      @danielzhang1916 2 роки тому +59

      he's like I'm in trouble already before the wedding

    • @Xinxy
      @Xinxy 2 роки тому +43

      The Claire glare if you will. Lamarr knows it too.

    • @JP-ks7ey
      @JP-ks7ey 2 роки тому +26

      yeah agree even though he doesn't have emotions like you said, i like that they still make him act like any other boyfriend/fiance/husband who knows they did something wrong

    • @swiety1981
      @swiety1981 2 роки тому +12

      Hey, happy wife, happy life!

  • @Crochet_kitty
    @Crochet_kitty 2 роки тому +1561

    If you think about it, the Kaylons are, technically, now Claire's in-laws.

    • @Shadowdoc26
      @Shadowdoc26 2 роки тому +118

      Is that bad 😂? Anyone messes with her, you deal with the robots

    • @madeanaccounttospillthebor9568
      @madeanaccounttospillthebor9568 Рік тому +37

      Terrifying

    • @pikagamergirl16
      @pikagamergirl16 Рік тому +28

      I'm not sure they would be considered in-laws now that Issac is no longer connected to the main computer.

    • @funchildrenchannel3913
      @funchildrenchannel3913 Рік тому +42

      But Isaac was still produced on Kylon by the other members of his (mechanical) race. So technically everyone on the planet is Isaac's parent. (I am under the impression Isaac was the only unit build after the original builders were exterminated.)

    • @joesplace2960
      @joesplace2960 11 місяців тому +15

      He was built for a unique purpose, but I doubt he was the only new intelligence to be created after the Kaylon freed themselves.

  • @MALLYGEEZ1
    @MALLYGEEZ1 2 роки тому +1221

    I love how all of Isaac homies show up for him when he calls.

    • @chickenistrexlastname1331
      @chickenistrexlastname1331 2 роки тому +78

      And yet still not all of the Kaylon's because of the whole of creation rule "who will be the house sitter" hahah

    • @edi.maulana
      @edi.maulana 2 роки тому +39

      and yet, no one of kaylon pissed off becauce not all of them can attended even the all invited to the wedding.

    • @mentallyillfangirl1621
      @mentallyillfangirl1621 Рік тому +25

      They're showing up to be supportive of their metaphorical little bro.

    • @blooky102
      @blooky102 Рік тому +4

      @@edi.maulana Well.. they can watch on their screens and they don't have emotions to be angry.

    • @ducminhduong9873
      @ducminhduong9873 Рік тому +6

      ​@@blooky102I'd like to think that they are hive-mindish anyway, so it's unnecessary for every unit to experience the event.

  • @PaulfromChicago
    @PaulfromChicago 2 роки тому +1252

    From a diplomacy standpoint, this is probably the best thing Isaac could have done. If the entire Kaylon race views this wedding, they will become invested, to some degree, in the welfare of the participants. Much like ancient humans with cement alliances with marriage.

    • @Iluvantir
      @Iluvantir Рік тому +143

      Those two boys will have an endless supply of God-Parents. As will their children. And theirs. And theirs... Yeah. That's one way to cement the Kaylon into the Union. They have a family line to help Isaac protect.
      Forever.

    • @dreamcanvas5321
      @dreamcanvas5321 Рік тому +30

      @@Iluvantir Okay but that sounds almost more like a threat than a promise. :rofl:

    • @princevesperal
      @princevesperal Рік тому +51

      I was actually surprised that the show did not mention the symbolic reach of such a marriage. It feels like this would be a historical moment; a momentous occasion to cement the Keylons' integration into the Union. I expect some admirals, senators and even the Union President would have wanted to attend.

    • @jimbo8651
      @jimbo8651 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Iluvantirwhat if Dr finn wants to divorce Issac or cheat on him

    • @codyarmstrong8428
      @codyarmstrong8428 Рік тому +35

      It's extra symbolic because the main kaylon could have sent one unit And the entire race would gain the information through hive mind, but they still sent a massive fleet. They're a little confused but they got the spirit.

  • @danielhausser8038
    @danielhausser8038 Рік тому +798

    I love that all those Kaylon actually show up and Isaac didn't say anything to warn the crew until then. 😂

    • @Whoami691
      @Whoami691 Рік тому +34

      "Is this a 'practical joke' sir?'

  • @tonyjackson4078
    @tonyjackson4078 2 роки тому +695

    Primary was such a dad "Congratulations, Isaac". 👍😭

    • @banjokazooie370
      @banjokazooie370 2 роки тому +63

      Well technically they are as they built Isaac after the uprising.

    • @jacechretin4597
      @jacechretin4597 Рік тому +5

      @@banjokazooie370 good point.

  • @Jdne199311
    @Jdne199311 2 роки тому +853

    The safest wedding in the galaxy 🤣🤣🤣

    • @felixleong61
      @felixleong61 Рік тому +93

      Krill : Alright. Let's attack the Orvil....uh.....Hiiiii. We are just passing though hehehe...he

    • @kevinho7045
      @kevinho7045 Рік тому +54

      @@felixleong61 Moclans then arrive but realizes the issue 😂

    • @Warrior10001
      @Warrior10001 4 місяці тому +20

      Anything arrives to attack:
      Kaylon: ...No...
      💥💥💥

    • @BOB7218_ort
      @BOB7218_ort 4 місяці тому +2

      @@felixleong61 LOL

    • @mactoothindia6264
      @mactoothindia6264 4 місяці тому +3

      Kaylon+ Security 😂😂

  • @nipunaggarwal8730
    @nipunaggarwal8730 Рік тому +242

    Krill: lets attack them they will be at a wedding
    Sees whole kaylon fleet surrounding them
    Krill: we should never interrupt a holy matrimony

    • @supernukey419
      @supernukey419 2 місяці тому +3

      A marriage takes work as that one Krill captain said

  • @novaenforcer1563
    @novaenforcer1563 2 роки тому +794

    The people who created the kaylon ships nailed it they made it so robotic, emotionless and terrifying

    • @matvangogh
      @matvangogh Рік тому +8

      Agree

    • @StormsparkPegasus
      @StormsparkPegasus Рік тому +86

      They did an amazing job with the Kaylon in general. They were never evil. They were doing what they felt was necessary for them to survive without being enslaved, using nothing but pure logic to arrive at their decision. They were not swayed by anger or any other emotions. Getting them to stop the war was just a matter of showing them they did not have all the facts, and thus their conclusion was incorrect. And on the Kaylon's side there were "no hard feelings" since they don't have emotions.

    • @jacechretin4597
      @jacechretin4597 Рік тому +7

      I feel like a heavy inspiration for the Kalon ship is HAL from 2001 space Odyssey.

    • @peterversionone
      @peterversionone Рік тому +1

      Who would win, the Kaylon, or the Borg

    • @imaanon7224
      @imaanon7224 10 місяців тому +4

      Indeed. If we didn't know why the ships where there, a whole fleet of them would be fucking terrifying.

  • @The_1Engineer
    @The_1Engineer 2 роки тому +455

    And from now on it is Kaylon tradition that when someone from the Kaylon race marries the entire population show up........
    That's gonna be a problem

    • @quisqueyanguy120
      @quisqueyanguy120 2 роки тому +44

      They can always stream the wedding through quantum space/subspace

    • @The_1Engineer
      @The_1Engineer 2 роки тому +35

      As is now tradition this can only be done ship to ship within firing range

    • @lobal2
      @lobal2 2 роки тому +20

      Robotic shotgun weddings. Lovely. 🤣

    • @Hivedragon
      @Hivedragon Рік тому +2

      That would also include Claire's decendends.

    • @shloopydoopersontheloreguy9069
      @shloopydoopersontheloreguy9069 4 місяці тому +4

      I think its more for just how historic it is that a Kaylon is partaking in a mutual partnership with a biological. When originally they had just been slaves.
      Big W for everyone in involved.

  • @WildNorWester
    @WildNorWester Рік тому +626

    "Did you invite the whole planet?"
    "Affirmative."
    No disbelief, no facepalm, just resignation and they immediately step up. Yep. As Isaac said to Primary in an earlier episode, they are indeed his friends. They know him well.
    Although with all those Kaylon ships there, it'll be the most secure wedding in history.

    • @DestructoCopter
      @DestructoCopter Рік тому +30

      It’ll go in the Guinness book of universal records

    • @tekcomputers
      @tekcomputers 7 місяців тому +18

      Indeed, the size of the fleet protecting this wedding is 100 times larger than the size of the Fleet Starfleet mustered to defend the Sol system at Wolf 359.

    • @matasa7463
      @matasa7463 4 місяці тому +2

      It makes sense for them - they've always done everything together, so why not this?

  • @mattwho81
    @mattwho81 2 роки тому +927

    Admirals: “Let me get this straight: the entire Kalyon race turned up for Wedding?!”
    Adjutant: “I’m afraid so.”
    Admiral: “Which ship was this?”
    Adjutant: “The Orville sir.”
    Admiral: “I knew it, I just knew it had to be Ed mercer! Anytime any weird crap goes down His bloody ship’s involved somehow.”

    • @josephhicks6445
      @josephhicks6445 2 роки тому +106

      I imagine Starfleet Admirals having similar conversations about Kirk and Picard

    • @lionellasbach9764
      @lionellasbach9764 2 роки тому +98

      Admiral: “Which ship was this?”
      Adjutant: “The Orville sir.”
      Admiral: “Of course it is”
      ;)

    • @joshfactor1
      @joshfactor1 2 роки тому +45

      no, it was not all the kaylon. they left behind a contingent defense

    • @lordjunk5847
      @lordjunk5847 2 роки тому +17

      I mean it’s always the Admirals sending the Orville off to these missions

    • @leximuaune4229
      @leximuaune4229 2 роки тому +7

      This is hands down the Best comment ever! And so true! 😆

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 7 місяців тому +41

    It’s funny, and heart warming, to know that the Kaylon race as a whole is one giant extended family.

  • @charlesajones77
    @charlesajones77 2 роки тому +569

    I love Isaac's "expression" when Claire asks if he's insane. As if to say "I didn't think so at the time, but upon further contemplation I may be wrong"

    • @6Qubed
      @6Qubed Рік тому +36

      and then the little "oops" as he catches sight of his fiancé's expression and turns around to find something else to look at XD

    • @TheIndigoLion
      @TheIndigoLion Рік тому +12

      She really does keep him from making errors 😂🥰

  • @jacechretin4597
    @jacechretin4597 Рік тому +155

    1:28 I just love how despite Kaylon primary’s conversation with Isaac earlier considering the marriage and it’s odd customs, he still makes a great effort to show his support with a human complement of praise to him.

  • @Digtzy
    @Digtzy 2 роки тому +180

    Union Central: Wait... You're saying the entire fleet of Kaylon showed up for... A wedding???"
    Talla: Yep

    • @CamdenKaneakaNeptunesdaughter
      @CamdenKaneakaNeptunesdaughter 2 місяці тому +1

      Union central: why do weird things seem to happen to the Orville? Why not the Samson, or the Maple?

    • @DLordSadow
      @DLordSadow Місяць тому +2

      Next question, “so what happens if there’s a divorce?” 😬😬😬

  • @rj28sc
    @rj28sc 2 роки тому +160

    For a being with no features you can still see the panic in his eyes when Claire glares at him.

    • @MrMasslee
      @MrMasslee 3 місяці тому

      without a word went back to work

    • @emiliavenka
      @emiliavenka Місяць тому

      Mark Jackson's body language 😂

  • @Anglomachian
    @Anglomachian 2 роки тому +201

    The fact that Kaylon spheres look like giant red eyes just makes several thousand of them surrounding you feels like this is the closest we'll ever come to looking into a clinically cold but relatively benevolent abyss.

    • @joeysingingchannel
      @joeysingingchannel Рік тому +8

      I knew they wouldn't harm anyone but this was still terrifying.

  • @shaftoe195
    @shaftoe195 2 роки тому +279

    And so the definition of a "Kaylon Wedding" was born.

    • @VitchAndVorty
      @VitchAndVorty 2 роки тому +43

      Ironically, a safer wedding compared to the Red Wedding...

    • @KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain
      @KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain 2 роки тому +29

      My big fat kaylon wedding

    • @RegalChalice
      @RegalChalice 2 роки тому +42

      You know Malloy and Ed are about to turn that into a battle strategy.
      "All union ships, let's give them a Kaylon Wedding."

    • @JP-ks7ey
      @JP-ks7ey 2 роки тому +22

      @@RegalChalice oh man if we get a future season and that's a battle strategy i would love it

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 2 роки тому +11

      @@VitchAndVorty just to think the purple wedding was literally 100 pages later.
      poison? no, that's wine, primary

  • @AshenAF92
    @AshenAF92 2 роки тому +276

    I love Isaac so much, he's so innocent... in a way 😂

    • @Drachenhannes
      @Drachenhannes 2 роки тому +41

      The entire Kaylon race is.
      Prime: Should we bring everyone?
      Isaac: That would be appropriate.
      That bit had me laughing for minutes. They didn't send a delegation, a squad, or one of their ships (which still accomodates several million Kaylon) No. they sent their entire damn battlefleet because they got invited to a wedding and just didn't know better.
      Well at least everyone is equal in that regard. If you invite one you invite every single one of them.

  • @lobal2
    @lobal2 2 роки тому +100

    Seth McFarland's "WHAT!!!" Killed me.
    Imagine explaining that to an Admiral. 🤣

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 8 місяців тому +16

    Imagine the conversations going on in Union central lmao
    "Sir, apparently the Kaylon fleet are not a threat, they were supposedly invited due to a misunderstanding..."
    "Their ENTIRE fleet though? Invited by who?"
    "The Orville, sir."
    "Of course it's the f***ing Orville..."

  • @stormy9196
    @stormy9196 Рік тому +44

    I love how hes like a excited child in his own way....they may not feel emotions like us but clearly he did not think logically inviting the entire plannet showing he tossed logic out the window for at least a moment xD

  • @Ethan-tl7uw
    @Ethan-tl7uw 2 роки тому +91

    To be honest if I was on the lower deck and just looked out a window or screen
    “HOLY SHIT”

    • @uchihakarin
      @uchihakarin 4 місяці тому +1

      Tbh who wouldn’t 😅😅

    • @alertedcoyote7892
      @alertedcoyote7892 Місяць тому

      "Welp, it's been an honour serving with you all"

  • @PurpledaisyShasta
    @PurpledaisyShasta Рік тому +48

    “Please alert union central so no one scans the region and panics” is one of my favourite lines in this episode

  • @nicrome
    @nicrome Рік тому +56

    i like how the geopolitics happened so fast. The Moclans join the Krill, and almost immediately the Union joins up with the Kaylon for security.

    • @alertedcoyote7892
      @alertedcoyote7892 Місяць тому

      Moclans talking crazy about how the Union will never survive without their weapons, and not a week later after they bugger off, the Union makes a war-ending weapon all of its own.
      Take that, you cocky feckers

  • @thebananaman1895
    @thebananaman1895 Рік тому +80

    “Please alert Union central so nobody will scan the region and panick” That sentence is so hilarious to me for some reason hahahaha

    • @MrMasslee
      @MrMasslee 3 місяці тому +5

      has the same energy in star trek if the borg/romulans/cardassians show up in mass.
      Data: "Captain, we are detecting approximately four thousand borg/romulan/cardassian ships incoming."
      Worf: frothing at the mouth with honor for battle.
      Some borg/romulan/cardassian crew member: "Captain, those are my Wedding guests."
      Ryker holding his fucking heart from a near heart attack: "you could of warn us sooner."
      borg/romulan/cardassian crew member: just smiles confused as to what the issue is.
      Captain: "data please send a message to starfleet so no one will scan the region and get ideas."

    • @TheUnlucky101
      @TheUnlucky101 2 місяці тому

      It's my fav line of the season tbh. It's the heart attack he clearly has de-escalated himself from that gets me. That micro second on his face of 'ffffffff-panics'

  • @blaz3infir319
    @blaz3infir319 2 роки тому +44

    Adjutant: Sir, we've picking quantum drive signature moving towards a Union ship.
    Admiral : Of what?
    Adjutant : Kaylon fleet..
    Admiral : hmm...how many vessels?
    Adjutant : About 4000..sir...
    Admiral : tf..signal red alert. Wait..what Union ship?
    Adjutant : The Orville sir..
    Admiral : Of course its them..stand down red alert..

  • @alertedcoyote7892
    @alertedcoyote7892 Місяць тому +10

    I love the Kaylon logic.
    Battle for the fate of our species: ~50 ships
    Wedding to attend: 4000 SHIPS

  • @fanthonyfictions
    @fanthonyfictions Рік тому +39

    Primary: do you require the fleet?
    I knew this episode would be brilliant.

  • @universalparadoxes2081
    @universalparadoxes2081 2 роки тому +101

    The bride always gets to invite who she wants, but as soon as you invite some of your own friends and relatives thats somehow "different".

    • @oiat
      @oiat Рік тому +32

      Yeah but if the groom invites 1 billion relatives tho 🤣

    • @re1010
      @re1010 Рік тому +17

      Yeah, but this was more "we physically, cannot do this" and "almost caused a political panic".

  • @richtea615
    @richtea615 2 роки тому +80

    Everyone at Union Central still ruined their pants.

    • @Deathcylance
      @Deathcylance Рік тому +1

      Hopefully, they wore their brown pants that day at work😏

  • @abirbinhabib7669
    @abirbinhabib7669 2 роки тому +81

    i like the little shrug issac does when clair tells his they can't fit all of them in the simulator, its like he just realised the lack of his logic about the situation lmao

  • @fulanbinfulan5265
    @fulanbinfulan5265 Рік тому +30

    "Oh my God, We've been tricked!! they are coming!!", always crack me up

  • @japkap
    @japkap 5 місяців тому +13

    Isaac already has the ohh dear action down 1:39 with Claire looking at him when he turns towards his console.

  • @jamesspring4610
    @jamesspring4610 2 роки тому +20

    Issac (internal) at 1.37: "I believe I am, as the humans say, 'in deep s#@t' "

  • @FireBreather626
    @FireBreather626 2 роки тому +45

    lets be honest, if we were as excited about our wedding we would have invited our whole family,no matter how big.

  • @azielcardinal9524
    @azielcardinal9524 Рік тому +12

    I swear this show HAS EVERYTHING!!!!! , ACTIONS, SIFI, ROMANCE, COMEDY, INTERSPECIES GENDER AND ARTIFICIAL ROMANCE, WARS, CHILDREN RASING PROBLEMS THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND YET IT POETRY'S IT ALL PERFECTLY

  • @joshuawells835
    @joshuawells835 2 роки тому +55

    Favorite part of the episode. Anyone else get a good laugh?

  • @PaiSAMSEN
    @PaiSAMSEN 2 роки тому +31

    First it was Red Wedding, then Gorn Wedding, now we have Kaylon Wedding.

  • @JP-ks7ey
    @JP-ks7ey Рік тому +14

    i like how even though he's a robot doesn't have a face, turning the chair still gave the impression any girls boyfriend, husband, fiance would do when they get in trouble

  • @TheDeviantLord
    @TheDeviantLord Рік тому +31

    We better be getting a season 4 of this show

    • @Gfriend_Buddy99
      @Gfriend_Buddy99 Рік тому +2

      I heard we are..

    • @Dragonk116
      @Dragonk116 3 місяці тому +1

      I would hope so, there are still many plot threads to be explored here. Previous characters can still make a surprise appearance here, like the massive spaceship bio dome.
      There is also the threat that remains of those humanoid xenomorphic spider creatures when they explored the dark part of space... They could end up coming back as a sort of white walker level threat that the entire galaxy has to stand up against those things.
      So There are still quite a bit of interesting story points to be explored or new story points to be created, will Ed ever see his kid again? Will Ed and Kelly ever officially end up together again?

    • @xero4479
      @xero4479 2 місяці тому

      I just want to know how well the Krill-Moclan alliance is going. I'll be damned if neither of their planets are in ruin by now

  • @avenasia
    @avenasia 2 роки тому +21

    The build up to this was awesome. Had me laughing in stitches.

    • @carschmn
      @carschmn 2 роки тому +8

      I was like “oh no” when Isaac was talking to primary. I’m glad they did the joke.

  • @letsgoracing78
    @letsgoracing78 3 місяці тому +3

    Absolutely loved this scene. I laughed so hard the first time I had to re-watch it a few times, and it still makes me laugh and smile.
    The way Mercer tells them to notify command so no one panics is just icing on a cake too

  • @greenlanternprime1
    @greenlanternprime1 Рік тому +7

    Can you imagine being the Union Central officer who is scanning the region. One moment no ships a second later four thousand ships. BEST BIT EVER LOL

  • @dionte300
    @dionte300 2 роки тому +21

    God I love Claire Is my favorite character LOVE HER

  • @kianumandal
    @kianumandal 2 роки тому +19

    They are like giant eyes about to watch the wedding 😂😂😂

  • @AngelArm1110
    @AngelArm1110 2 місяці тому +3

    Truly remarkable how emotive Isaac's blank grey featureless face plate actually is. Really speaks volumes about the talent of the actor. From his voice work, to his subtle movements and nuances of the hand talking Kaylons seem to do. Truly one of my favorite characters in Science Fiction.

    • @ieatbugs45
      @ieatbugs45 Місяць тому

      I love the way the Kaylon move their arms

  • @sosumi_rogue
    @sosumi_rogue 2 роки тому +14

    On the upside, the bar tab at the reception wouldn't be any higher because the Kaylon don't drink. :P

  • @NijimaSan
    @NijimaSan 2 роки тому +31

    Dr. Finn has three kids now. 😄

  • @kianaone2610
    @kianaone2610 6 місяців тому +3

    Whats even more funny is the look she gives Issac. And he just stares breefly than immediately turns away. He knew he fucked up and that look was the look of "your a dead man".

  • @cesaralarcon5228
    @cesaralarcon5228 2 роки тому +17

    Yeah the final episode of season 3 was just amazingly balanced and a great way to tone it down after the almost nonstop action filled season we had

  • @manuelballesteros2689
    @manuelballesteros2689 2 роки тому +22

    This scene is gold!

  • @fatiswealth7865
    @fatiswealth7865 9 місяців тому +5

    The safest wedding in the entire universe 😂

  • @deborah2945
    @deborah2945 Рік тому +5

    I only discovered The Orville after a bunch of clips popped up in Reels. But what a gem! Please let there be more Seasons..

    • @laiyinquan8355
      @laiyinquan8355 7 місяців тому

      Same here, and I am so glad I did. It has become my favourite show, dare I say, ever!

  • @Solamnic31
    @Solamnic31 2 роки тому +20

    This was a fantastic scene! And to be honest, Claire made a good choice. Compared to Primary and Secundary, Isaac is a real looker;)

  • @AdamVladimirKross
    @AdamVladimirKross Рік тому +16

    Some Union Ensign on a sensor station a couple light years away, "Uh Commander, I just picked up a massive fleat of vessels come out of Quantum in secort 862-72-Delta."
    Commander: "A fleet? Can you get a count and an idea of who they are?"
    Ensign: "4096 Kaylon ships of multiple Configurations, there are too many I can't get a good count on types."
    Commander: "Oh God, we are in serious trouble. What union assets are in our around that sector? Comms, prepare to transmit a priority 1 message to command."
    Ensign: "Only union asset is a mid size union cruiser, transponder is..."
    Commander: "It's the Orville isn't it."
    Ensign: "Yes sir."
    Commander: "It's always the damn Orville. If they aren't dead in 5 minutes then everything is fine."

    • @11_ignatio_claudio64
      @11_ignatio_claudio64 4 місяці тому +3

      **an Admiral Barges in panicked**
      Admiral = "WHAT GOING ON COMMANDER!"

    • @xero4479
      @xero4479 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@11_ignatio_claudio64 Commander: "it's the Orville"
      Admiral: "of course it fucking is"

  • @yaang9258
    @yaang9258 5 місяців тому +6

    Bro wasn't even married yet and already knows the look

  • @AVBruggen
    @AVBruggen 2 роки тому +109

    Given that the total Kaylon population is about 10 billion and there were approximately 4,000 ships that left for the wedding, that means the complement of each ship is 2,500,000, give or take. Even assuming that "a small contingent" of 1-2 billion stayed on the homeworld, that still leaves over 2 million beings per ship, which is a lot, even for their vessels' size. A number of, say, 100,000 or even a million ships would be far more realistic and have had a much bigger effect.

    • @Trakker1985
      @Trakker1985 2 роки тому +41

      It would be more logical to assume that they just filled the 4000+ ships they had available to capacity. just because he invited everyone, doesn't mean everyone was able to go =P

    • @AVBruggen
      @AVBruggen 2 роки тому +18

      @@Trakker1985 I'm inclined to believe that as machines they are much more unified, which is evidenced by how they agreed to immediately stop hostilities after Charly's sacrifice without any dissent among themselves. So it looks more like another case of writers' not understanding the scale.

    • @GuardianOwl
      @GuardianOwl 2 роки тому +37

      Perhaps there are billion of Kaylons, but the majority of them exist purely in digital form and only load into a body as needed. "Units" could just be all those Kaylon currently in a physical body.
      Or maybe to fit everyone into the 4,000 ships they had available, most of the Kaylon temporarily abandoned their bodies on their home planet and loaded into the ships' memories in digital form. So the biggest wigs fly in first class in their bodies, and the rest fly coach in digital form.

    • @abirbinhabib7669
      @abirbinhabib7669 2 роки тому +15

      i doubt every kaylon came with their physical bodies, remember their existence is lines of individual codes and when issac was added to their data stream?

    • @0megacron
      @0megacron 2 роки тому +13

      Well, they don't require the comforts or space that a "biological" would. The hangars (and every other open space) on the ships are probably crammed with Kaylons standing shoulder-to-shoulder, packed in like sardines.

  • @bumblegoot1139
    @bumblegoot1139 4 місяці тому +3

    I feel like you can hear the slightest amount of panic in Bortus’ voice when he says “4,000” lmfao

  • @jaynextlevel
    @jaynextlevel 2 роки тому +21

    Gordon was like oh shit we’re done for 😂😂😂😂

  • @colinmerritt7645
    @colinmerritt7645 2 роки тому +11

    I do believe the Kaylons are getting the hang of this.

  • @TheAlfredacero
    @TheAlfredacero 2 роки тому +36

    I love this part so much 😂

  • @mentalmendes9367
    @mentalmendes9367 11 місяців тому +2

    Tell Union Central in case some scans the area and panics, brilliant line. Anyone that has served in the military knows this one, things can go tits up very quickly when someone panics, unusually a REMF or the artillery. 😊

  • @leximuaune4229
    @leximuaune4229 2 роки тому +6

    Lol this right here is gold 😂 can y'all imagine the Admirals at Union Central at that moment?......
    ( Admirals) TF!? Why are 4000 Kaylon ships dropping out at the Orville coordinates!? ....
    Sir it's For a wedding of their two officers....
    (Admiral) Damnit ED seriously!? Someone send a few ships over there to keep the peace just in case and get me Ed on the line now!

  • @hobbs1701a
    @hobbs1701a 8 місяців тому +2

    Some of the best Star Trek that never actually did Star Trek that is more Star Trek than Kurtzman Trek EVER will be!!! In other words, this is a brilliant scene !!!

  • @Iluvantir
    @Iluvantir Рік тому +5

    You know, I've never seen - in any sci-fi show in my life - such "emotion" and "character" conveyed by an actor of a "robot race" when you cannot see his or her face. Like, at all. The design for the Kaylon is amazing, and the actors managed to pull off a phenomenal job. I love Commander Data of TNG, but come on: this is just amazing. Even their ships! Scary, but also "curiously impartial" and - when they're on your side - friendly! How the hell did this do this?
    Oh, and Isaac? You messed up, mate. Big time.

  • @jeremydale4548
    @jeremydale4548 2 роки тому +76

    Despite Ed's warning, I am CERTAIN an Admiral at Union Central STILL crapped their pants at this report.
    Officer: Admiral! 4000 Kaylon ships just dropped out of quantum at the Orville's coordinates!
    Admiral: WHAT?! Is there a REASON?!
    Officer: According to Captain Mercer...It's for the wedding of two officers, Dr. Finn and Isaac.
    Admiral: ...Ready a ship for max speed, I want to go have a word with the Orville, in person. (To themselves) Every single damn time, it's always the Orville.

    • @phillip1054
      @phillip1054 2 роки тому +9

      it was probably that admiral who gave both ed and kelly an almighty "you luckily screwed up" speech from the tale of two topa's episode. XD i can imagine the fumming she'd be doing the whole way there

    • @RegalChalice
      @RegalChalice 2 роки тому +8

      @@phillip1054 That was Howland. She's gonna be tearing it across the galaxy atm while Halsey is probably pissing himself laughing.

    • @rayhantasmaya3460
      @rayhantasmaya3460 2 дні тому

      Admiral: And get me my best suit!

  • @nightfire9748
    @nightfire9748 3 місяці тому +3

    If you think about how well this turns the union don't matter if krill or anyone wants to attack the orvill when they have the kaylon and 4000 ships surrounded it XD it's lovely to see primary actually starts to change his ways on humans now

  • @joshfactor1
    @joshfactor1 2 роки тому +34

    honestly, i kind of want a season four if only just so we can see more of primary

    • @MichaelTerndrup
      @MichaelTerndrup 2 роки тому +2

      I could see him becoming the 7 of 9 of the show

  • @Зол.Э
    @Зол.Э 2 місяці тому +3

    "-So, what are they done after starting peace?
    -Went to their sibling wedding.
    -Oh, how nice!
    -Yeah, whole armada of nice guests."

  • @ivanrettally9719
    @ivanrettally9719 2 роки тому +15

    I love the orville and: i want more, want more, want more............😁😁😁

  • @att7364
    @att7364 2 роки тому +21

    Tbh i thought this event was gonna be close to the planet which would reveal their existence to that world! It would make a cool dilemma/new plot for season 4

  • @АлиМагомедов-я8э

    Episode 10 was a blast of humor after fairly tame (in regard of comedy and compared to previous seasons) season. And this scene was my favorite

  • @HippocritterXD
    @HippocritterXD 4 місяці тому +3

    that look at the end, isaac look is like... What?!

  • @jakez6851
    @jakez6851 Місяць тому +2

    "Captain, those are my wedding guests."
    ...."WHAT" 😂

  • @michaeldaniels642
    @michaeldaniels642 2 роки тому +7

    It's funny when they show up and all this suspenseful music plays but, we were already told nothing suspenseful was happening not even a minute ago

    • @hagamapama
      @hagamapama 7 місяців тому +1

      But these were enemies so very recently the suspense and tension is still appropriate.

  • @Jon-pc6ch
    @Jon-pc6ch 2 роки тому +15

    The Kaylons do have emotion, the others hate their creators. Isaac also shows emotion just in a slightly different way.

    • @ducminhduong9873
      @ducminhduong9873 Рік тому +2

      Of course they do. They craved freedom, and are also morbidly curious. They sure have some form of emotions, just not what we would expect a sentient race to have.

  • @devilsdeckofcards
    @devilsdeckofcards 4 місяці тому +3

    i love that they are logical and not emotional but they still showed more care going to Isaac’s wedding than some irl families or parents do.

  • @re1010
    @re1010 4 місяці тому +3

    What I like is that Isaac is kind of emotional here. He was so excited for the wedding, that he didn't do the basic logical analysis of accommodation until it was pointed out to him.

  • @Isaic02
    @Isaic02 4 місяці тому +3

    Claire really missed out here. The tradition of gift giving could have made her and Isaac the wealthiest beings in the galaxy. Or maybe just one big gift, like a spaceship.

  • @icezen87
    @icezen87 3 місяці тому +4

    so, the whole planet is left defenseless during this wedding day?, now...now...now....thats the ultimate bro code

  • @wafflelover7418
    @wafflelover7418 4 місяці тому +3

    Now that is probably one of the most safest weddings in the history of the universe.

  • @Vipre-
    @Vipre- 4 місяці тому +2

    Mark Jackson deserves to be as recognized a name as Doug Jones. The way he delivers a performance using nothing but body language is fantastic.

  • @justadudeontheinternet123
    @justadudeontheinternet123 3 місяці тому +2

    love the fact oh how an entire fucking species is now claire’s in-laws

  • @SilverCinder1
    @SilverCinder1 Рік тому +6

    On the plus side, that wedding has got to be the safest place to be in the entire galaxy to be at. Thanks isaac

  • @chocolatestraw3971
    @chocolatestraw3971 2 роки тому +9

    Very Data moment where he is confused by himan reaction but decides it's best not to pursue it.

  • @steelrexer1062
    @steelrexer1062 2 роки тому +5

    Best show ever for this alone

  • @Chichilllive
    @Chichilllive 3 місяці тому +2

    I would like to think that Isaac was reconnected to the network so that all Kaylons could see the wedding, so they’d know to be proud of their little bro and know it’s something to celebrate and remember.

  • @huntedwolf
    @huntedwolf 2 місяці тому +2

    dude doesnt have a face but still manages to look guilty when wife to be turns the daggers on him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @OldBlue560
    @OldBlue560 2 роки тому +5

    Isaac rolls deep.

  • @estebanavelar4118
    @estebanavelar4118 Рік тому +3

    HILARIOUS!!! Laughing out loud!!! Crazy fun!!! I now love the Kaylon :D

  • @firstname9954
    @firstname9954 8 місяців тому +2

    " If anyone can show just cause why this couple cannot lawfully be joined together in matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace"

  • @Kenn-lee
    @Kenn-lee 8 місяців тому +3

    This is what exactly what i imagine when the Primary tell Isaac the whole planet will attending the marriage ceremony

  • @ShadySliver17
    @ShadySliver17 Рік тому +4

    It’s so funny that The Orville is completely surrounded by all 4000 Kaylon ships and is smaller in comparison to the fleet

  • @adamgrotto8163
    @adamgrotto8163 Рік тому +2

    This was such an incredibly wholesome episode and scene. Best sci-fi show we've had in...
    *checks watch*...
    hmmm...
    *checks callender*...
    Ever.

  • @Adam-ix1gv
    @Adam-ix1gv 3 місяці тому +2

    This is the funniest part in the whole series 😂

  • @animemanXLK
    @animemanXLK 8 місяців тому +2

    The way he look's at Claire as if about to explain then decides it's safer to go back to work and let her stew for a few hours is awesome.

  • @stuartward1755
    @stuartward1755 4 місяці тому +2

    I don't know what's funnier: the fact Isaac invited the entire planet or the fact they all came.