Yep like their silly bottom charging mouse. lol But hey, they might just sell an iGarage without a car, and sheeple with buy it to park their iTesla in it. :D :D
@albinvega7008 Have you ever heard the joke that Apple car won't have windows because of their rivalry with Microsoft? That's when Apple announced they will develop their own car
Well.... we already have Rolls Royce to be the Apple of the car world. No law ever stopped them from making their cars ONLY be able to be repaired by a Rolls Royce official garage. They even had a special key to open the insides of their cars.... so.....
That's sad. I kind of looked forward to ISheep buying a car that had DRM against third-party tires, or maybe the wheels were not customer-removable, but made to break easily, and used wiper fluid in DRM'ed canisters, much like HP ink cartridges. $50 per squirt.(per side)
The biggest problem with that though... there are soo many isheep that the other car manufacturers will take notice and soon cars will be ruined just as PCs, smartphones and tablets have been ruined... all because the competition tries to copy what Apple is doing.
Lets face it, Apple could charge 200k and a monthly subscription of $99 for something resembling a Corolla and there are people out there who would buy it.
Nah , apple can see the diminishing returns on the flawed concept of EVs , Ev car makers are either struggling to make a buck or going broke faster than you can say $20,000 dollar EV battery , , because the people have seen that EVs are inferior in so many ways .
1:26 The shield says that your right of way ends here and you need to follow the default rule for the right of way, means cars coming from the right have the right of way. Without the stripe(s) the shield gives you the right of way. We also have a "give way" sign that forces you to reduce speed and, if necessary, stop in the event of approaching traffic to give way, a sign that that the right of way is only granted for the next intersection, an additional sign that limits the right of way signs to one turning direction and a stop sign, that always forces you to stop to calmly check whether you have to give way, a yield sign that grants the right of way over oncoming traffic and of course conversely a yield sign that grants oncoming traffic the right of way in front of you. We also have a road sign for water protection areas that prohibit dangerous goods transport.
I still believe Apple canceled Apple car because the engineers failed to come up with a design for a car that had no replaceable parts, was not serviceable, and had to be replaced every two years. Even for Apple that isn't easy, and though other companies have made great progress, it's still not good enough for Apple. 😛
agreed.. Tesla did manage to introduce the concept of charging subscriptions to enable users to use the functionality they already payed for when they bought the car though. Other car manufacturers took notice and as a result... all cars become just a tad shittier once again.
I think this is the first of your videos where I actually heard about the news before I heard it from you, which I suppose just shows how much I have come to depend on you for tech news
we all know the only two reasons are EU and EU - first one being mandatory USB-C charging for such car, and second being ability to buy it in third-party stores not just AppStore xD
The Apple car would, of course, have cost twice as much as an equivalent BMW/Nissan/etc. But the worst thing would have been that it would only run on Apple fuel that would cost 33% more than any other.
Apple is out of its element here, Apple is expert on ripping people off with small and overpriced gadgets, but they find out it's much harder to try to rip people off with a $100k car.
Apple just couldn't figure out a "reasonable" subscription model for all the features 🤷♂️ e.g privacy feature (no windshield or rear window) requires driver to use Vision Pro to "see" 😅
The main reason they found out after the VR headset is that trying to retain 50-60% profit margin (usually for all apple products) out of a supposedly $100,000 car while selling that to general customers is iMpossible.
The proper phrase is, "Keep on truckin'." It's important not to use the trailing hard G sound. Makes it more realistic and substantial, unlike anything crApple does.
If they just brought Tesla when Elon asked if they want to buy the company from him then maybe they would actually be able to make good profit from selling cars
Living in a van down by the river… former/fired Apple car division employees. Apple could at least give them a bucket to pish in on their way out the door.
Brilliant, sublime and it mentions the change of priority madness* in European road rules: "...give way to bees? Bleep your bees!" * In built up areas, car drivers entering main roads from very small minor streets on the right (in relation to an oncoming car) may have priority! As a driver on the main drag who's missed the yellow diamond sign changing the priority you could be heading for trouble! The "bees" sign show that you are back to sanity and vehicles from the right will (might) not be suddenly colliding with your reality. ps Do any non-European countries have an equivalent of the "yellow diamond"? see also the comments by @pepsolenel and @tobiasRieper.
1:26 that sign means the ending of a priority road, which means you might see roads crossing your road the without any yield sign so you have to give way to people coming from the right. I don’t use Linux I just write a long comment because I am bored
I wonder just how bad it would have been, and just how much it would not be allowed to drive in Europe due to not following basic laws. Yeah... And what if something goes wrong, do you need to call Apple Support "Yeah hi, my car crashed into a rock... for the third time this week."
0:55 Automated Braking System works too slowly and makes 2 innocent people eat sh*t 😂! edit: Pretty sure they are fine it was already braking when they were hit
There's something fishy with their excuse for ditching the Apple Car, since when has profit margin ever been an issue for Apple. If the product doesn't have the margin they want, they just keep adding $100 to the price until it does. It's not like their customers even look at the price.
1:23 This sign is saying: On the next crossing your street has right of way, and cars from the other street have to wait. We germans call this "Spiegelei" (fried egg), cause we are funny.
@@Sotanaht01 We have several rules for crossings here. If no sign is there, the one right of you has right of way. It's complicated, if there are 3 or 4, don't ask. When this sign is on the main road, the crossing road has a triangle sign, tip down, that is a light stop. You only have to stop, if someone is on the main road. It's all about traffic flow without full stops at crossings, when no traffic lights are there. A STOP sign is used, if the streets are hart to oversee when reaching a crossing As i said, it's complicated for foreigners. We don't have the rule for right turn at red traaffic light at all. It's only allowed, if a small green arrow sign is on the traffic light. Driving in Europe is crazy. We have 28 countries, which have some changed rules for themselves. And germany has the most. and many of them are stupid. But our traffic crash numbers are low, so maybe they are right....
@@otdosa Yes you are right, but this sign exists without the black line and the shown one. I explained the basic rule for that sign. At the end, we have so many signs 2 times, one with and one without a stripe thru them.
As a developer it is always good to judge if the project looks sane. But hey, it's Apple who pay quite well, so maybe it's worth taking risk and accepting the job? Oh, crap, they fired me. Well. You knew this "Apple car" stuff was a bad idea.
even though it's cancelled, it not like the R&D and patents will go to waste. Tech crosses over and is used in other things, and likely has been happening already over the years. For example I'm sure work on the Apple Car has influenced the use of LIDAR in other Apple products (and even things like Face ID).
Apple did not find a company that would produce their stuff. And they are not willing to build them by themselves. And yes they approached car manufacturers to so it for themselves
You forgot to mention that they canceled it because they did not want to add windows to their Apple car.
😂😂😂
Or because they can't decide how to charge it 😂
😂😂😂 beautiful 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
😂😂😂
Solution: use displays with cameras on the outside and also make the fuel tank an external attachment to the car.
Im pretty sure iCar would ve required charging while it’s upside down
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*would've
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Yep like their silly bottom charging mouse. lol But hey, they might just sell an iGarage without a car, and sheeple with buy it to park their iTesla in it. :D :D
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New Apple car now shipping with 8gb of RAM and 256GB of storage.
Without engine,
That you glcan get fir extra 20000
@@captainAOGI think you missed a zero there mate
0:31
They even have a Wakanda and a Blue Bettle user in iCar team, how did the project failed!!
@@MP-vc4nu I duno beats me, strangely enough Hollywood seems to be having the same issues !
Sam Tucker in a truck becomes Sam Trucker
Hah, this made my day.
I didn't even know it was cancelled. Sam is my main source of tech news at this point. Great work as always!
😂😂😂
@albinvega7008 Have you ever heard the joke that Apple car won't have windows because of their rivalry with Microsoft? That's when Apple announced they will develop their own car
Imagine having the time and money to spend a decade working on a project, and then just be like "nah, let's do something else".
Wild guess is, Apple do not know how to build a car so it would be used. There are lot of regulations, in different countries.
Well they are late to the party anyway. Like nokia with smartphones. Probably it was better to cancel then let people make fun of it.
It’s because EV is not the way yet and they know it
Have you seen Tesla right now?
Like Apple 100% don’t want to make the same mistakes
@@szaka9395 I had a Nokia smartphone wayyyy before iphones came out.
I was so looking forward to getting an Apple Car refurbished. $200 off $200,000. That's just incredible!!!
Mac truck joke using Mack truck.
I love you Sam. 😂
can u explain to me the joke?
@@zoiuduuThe Mack Truck already exists.
I'm pretty sure that there are laws about car repairability... that's not a market for Apple.
Laws about repairability huh? What about Tesla cars?
Well.... we already have Rolls Royce to be the Apple of the car world. No law ever stopped them from making their cars ONLY be able to be repaired by a Rolls Royce official garage. They even had a special key to open the insides of their cars.... so.....
@@bluecar5556 Don't you know that Musk is immune to regulations?
@@HighExplosiveSerenade Yeah, that really sucks... but still sounds more repairable than an Apple product.
The wheels for the Mac Pro - I knew you would mention it!
"Are we the richest company in the world?"
"Yes"
"Fire that man."
Somebody give that guy a medal
That got me in shambles😂😂🤣🤣
It's Apple. Losing "Jobs" is a given there
Apple don't need to sell cars because they already have prices as if they would be selling cars.
Thats true... for 3'500 Bucks you could easily get a decent old car! I mean,....my 205 Peugeot cost me a fraction of that!
Cancelled when recently discovered they must install windows
iCar supposed to drive only on apple compatible roads. but they didn`t sell enough vr headsets to build so many roads
have you been in a mac truck?
There's a saying I live by.
"If you're going to be an ass, be the whole ass!"
The new Apple car, oh doesn't come with a charging cable you have to buy that separately :D
That's sad. I kind of looked forward to ISheep buying a car that had DRM against third-party tires, or maybe the wheels were not customer-removable, but made to break easily, and used wiper fluid in DRM'ed canisters, much like HP ink cartridges. $50 per squirt.(per side)
I was hoping for that too 😂🤣
@@earthling_parth dont forget u need monthly subscription for heated seats and sterling wheel
The biggest problem with that though... there are soo many isheep that the other car manufacturers will take notice and soon cars will be ruined just as PCs, smartphones and tablets have been ruined... all because the competition tries to copy what Apple is doing.
Lets face it, Apple could charge 200k and a monthly subscription of $99 for something resembling a Corolla and there are people out there who would buy it.
200k would be the budget version that is about the size of a scooter with technology that is 30 years old :D
Your channel is pure genius! I can't believe you don't have more subscribers!
Apple to Tesla: We know when to quit.
Nah , apple can see the diminishing returns on the flawed concept of EVs , Ev car makers are either struggling to make a buck or going broke faster than you can say $20,000 dollar EV battery , , because the people have seen that EVs are inferior in so many ways .
What he said
Apple to meta we're like you we don't know when to quit !
@@mikldude9376 what's the point to lie? ev's sales are growing and tesla sells everything they put out. Do you even have sources for your statement?
@@mikldude9376 Apart from the part where EV sales increased by 31% last year and the best-selling model of car on Earth was an EV?
Great goodness can you imagine the wheels price
1:26 The shield says that your right of way ends here and you need to follow the default rule for the right of way, means cars coming from the right have the right of way. Without the stripe(s) the shield gives you the right of way.
We also have a "give way" sign that forces you to reduce speed and, if necessary, stop in the event of approaching traffic to give way, a sign that that the right of way is only granted for the next intersection, an additional sign that limits the right of way signs to one turning direction and a stop sign, that always forces you to stop to calmly check whether you have to give way, a yield sign that grants the right of way over oncoming traffic and of course conversely a yield sign that grants oncoming traffic the right of way in front of you.
We also have a road sign for water protection areas that prohibit dangerous goods transport.
lets say im on a roundabout, do i have the right of way?
@@zoiuduu Depends on the situation, your position on or in the roundabout, the road signs and which other road users you relate to.
What about the bees? Do they have to wait?
I hate when I'm driving my Mac Truck and that Spinning Pinwheel just hangs around in the Window. Then the whole truck crashes.
Love your videos!
I still believe Apple canceled Apple car because the engineers failed to come up with a design for a car that had no replaceable parts, was not serviceable, and had to be replaced every two years. Even for Apple that isn't easy, and though other companies have made great progress, it's still not good enough for Apple. 😛
agreed.. Tesla did manage to introduce the concept of charging subscriptions to enable users to use the functionality they already payed for when they bought the car though. Other car manufacturers took notice and as a result... all cars become just a tad shittier once again.
@@tj71520 Or, like I like to say: car-as-an-appliance or CarAAAp... 🙂
I think this is the first of your videos where I actually heard about the news before I heard it from you, which I suppose just shows how much I have come to depend on you for tech news
Watched this with me kids and as usual, we all cracking up 😂
Meanwhile, xiaomi started as a SJ clone received 90000 preorders for their EV. World's richest company can't get its act together!
Apple canceled the Apple Car because EU wouldn’t let them use Lighting cable to charge it.
we all know the only two reasons are EU and EU - first one being mandatory USB-C charging for such car, and second being ability to buy it in third-party stores not just AppStore xD
The Apple car would, of course, have cost twice as much as an equivalent BMW/Nissan/etc.
But the worst thing would have been that it would only run on Apple fuel that would cost 33% more than any other.
Keep adding more videos!!! 👏
@Te.le.gr.am_Official_Samtime sure SCAMMER! 🤣 😂 🤣
Sam I like ur videos so much! You always make my day❤🎉
They canceled it because it has Windows.
Apple is out of its element here, Apple is expert on ripping people off with small and overpriced gadgets, but they find out it's much harder to try to rip people off with a $100k car.
Did they even have to announce that they canceled it? Pretty sure everyone already forgot about it.
They didn't announce that they canceled it, because they never announced that they were working on it in the first place.
Apple just couldn't figure out a "reasonable" subscription model for all the features 🤷♂️ e.g privacy feature (no windshield or rear window) requires driver to use Vision Pro to "see" 😅
you are fantastic 😂
You go man.
The main reason they found out after the VR headset is that trying to retain 50-60% profit margin (usually for all apple products) out of a supposedly $100,000 car while selling that to general customers is iMpossible.
Love these
Face ID security system would have been wonderful
honestly happy. companies shouldnt be able to monopolize more than one market. even one is too much, but atleeast they're stuck to one so far
You could only drive it on the closed source roads with the drm tires anyway.
1:51 -- scaled up, those prices sound about right.
VERY FUNNY, "APPLE... WE HAVE THE ABILITY TO MAKE THING COST MORE😁
Apple is now focused on making investors happy rather than making good products. And whatever happened to Boeing.... Will eventually happen to Apple.
This is the second time I hear fire an employee for being truthful and the moment he does it caught me off guard and now I'm dying on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The proper phrase is, "Keep on truckin'." It's important not to use the trailing hard G sound. Makes it more realistic and substantial, unlike anything crApple does.
So there’s not gonna be windows right?
If they just brought Tesla when Elon asked if they want to buy the company from him then maybe they would actually be able to make good profit from selling cars
Without a "salesman" like Musk the profits might be significantly lower.
iCarAmba!
Living in a van down by the river… former/fired Apple car division employees.
Apple could at least give them a bucket to pish in on their way out the door.
While xiaomi was able to create a car recently.......wtf with apple XD
Brilliant, sublime and it mentions the change of priority madness* in European road rules: "...give way to bees? Bleep your bees!" * In built up areas, car drivers entering main roads from very small minor streets on the right (in relation to an oncoming car) may have priority! As a driver on the main drag who's missed the yellow diamond sign changing the priority you could be heading for trouble! The "bees" sign show that you are back to sanity and vehicles from the right will (might) not be suddenly colliding with your reality. ps Do any non-European countries have an equivalent of the "yellow diamond"? see also the comments by @pepsolenel and @tobiasRieper.
1:26 that sign means the ending of a priority road, which means you might see roads crossing your road the without any yield sign so you have to give way to people coming from the right. I don’t use Linux I just write a long comment because I am bored
I don’t believe that any apple employee has ever picked up a wrench in their entire lives…
FUCKING GIVE THIS GUY HIS OWN SHOW. SAM DON'T FUCKING DIE FOR 50 MORE YEARS.
I NEED YOU TO MAKE VIDEOS!
Elon cameo was too good. Whole thing was great.
"Are we the richest company in the World?"
"Yes"
"Fire that man"
LMAOOOO
The goat frfr tho ong 🥰🫠😈🤣🤓🤣😋
I wonder just how bad it would have been, and just how much it would not be allowed to drive in Europe due to not following basic laws.
Yeah...
And what if something goes wrong, do you need to call Apple Support "Yeah hi, my car crashed into a rock... for the third time this week."
Man you're so funny 😂😂😂
Apple car: As soon as it rains, it'll explode.
"Overpriced and not ready for the general public. If we wanted to do that, we would rerelease the Apple Vision pro again" ...🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant 😊!
nice seeing ricky from tpb
I’m glad they called it a day on the car. The automobile industry is not a place for Apple. That just ain’t who they is!
Reminds me of when AirPower was cancelled (sort of).
Unlike the car, AirPower was actually announced by Apple. (and replaced by MagSafe)
crackup, I didn't know about the apple car until it was announced it wasn't happening anymore.
0:55 I hope that car didn't break that guy's legs, it looks painful 😳
Cost of Apple roads was too much
0:55 Automated Braking System works too slowly and makes 2 innocent people eat sh*t 😂!
edit: Pretty sure they are fine it was already braking when they were hit
Looked very rough to me, also didn’t they have any natural reflexes? Even if I thought the car will break I wouldn’t risk it
Don’t upset the Apple Car 😂😂😂😂😂😂
There's something fishy with their excuse for ditching the Apple Car, since when has profit margin ever been an issue for Apple. If the product doesn't have the margin they want, they just keep adding $100 to the price until it does. It's not like their customers even look at the price.
Like i said, Tim Cook's Biggest Nemesis.
The apple car comes with 8hp. This is roughly equivalent with 160hp of others brands.
Is Xiaomi the only phone company that makes cars?
Including Huawei with their Luxeed and Aito brand
Im still wondering why Apple didnt sue Mack truck for using Mac
this guy is hilarious.
Apple jack 🤣
they didn't want to add windows
😂 that’s exactly what happened!
1:23 This sign is saying: On the next crossing your street has right of way, and cars from the other street have to wait.
We germans call this "Spiegelei" (fried egg), cause we are funny.
Don t you have right of way without the black line?
Doesn't the black line mean right of way is gone from that point onwards?
Why is something like this even necessary? Just put a stop sign on the street that doesn't have right of way.
@@Sotanaht01 We have several rules for crossings here. If no sign is there, the one right of you has right of way. It's complicated, if there are 3 or 4, don't ask. When this sign is on the main road, the crossing road has a triangle sign, tip down, that is a light stop. You only have to stop, if someone is on the main road. It's all about traffic flow without full stops at crossings, when no traffic lights are there. A STOP sign is used, if the streets are hart to oversee when reaching a crossing
As i said, it's complicated for foreigners. We don't have the rule for right turn at red traaffic light at all. It's only allowed, if a small green arrow sign is on the traffic light. Driving in Europe is crazy. We have 28 countries, which have some changed rules for themselves. And germany has the most. and many of them are stupid. But our traffic crash numbers are low, so maybe they are right....
@@otdosa Yes you are right, but this sign exists without the black line and the shown one. I explained the basic rule for that sign.
At the end, we have so many signs 2 times, one with and one without a stripe thru them.
Imagine Tim Cook as a truck driver
love it
As a developer it is always good to judge if the project looks sane. But hey, it's Apple who pay quite well, so maybe it's worth taking risk and accepting the job? Oh, crap, they fired me. Well. You knew this "Apple car" stuff was a bad idea.
thats crazy cuz i would rather see people driving the apple car rather than driving regular cars with their vision pro strapped to their face
wow.... that's apple... a same quality car like 30,000 will be 120,000.... wow
Sam you're crazy.
even though it's cancelled, it not like the R&D and patents will go to waste. Tech crosses over and is used in other things, and likely has been happening already over the years. For example I'm sure work on the Apple Car has influenced the use of LIDAR in other Apple products (and even things like Face ID).
I think Sam might have upset the apple car(t).
If Apple were wise, they'd have released some good news at the same time.
Tim Cook's resignation, for example.
When they charge $4000 USD for the item, only the rich can buy it. $1000 USD, okay. $4000 nope
With the current EV industry catastrophe and 🍏Car being an EV platform… 🤔🤔
Ey, I am waiting for galox car 😔
_"I am... scrapped before even getting released"_ - Apple car prototype, 2024
Apple car, the only car where you canot replace the battery and the gear system is soldered onto the chassis.
Smartphone companies should only focus on making smartphones, not vehicles!
Apple did not find a company that would produce their stuff. And they are not willing to build them by themselves. And yes they approached car manufacturers to so it for themselves