i am a positive role model
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
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Twitter: / technothepig
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"Dont stab people in real life, you will not get coins you will get jail time"
Technoblade- 2017
Depends on if you steal their wallet
If you dispose of the body well enough u don't get jail time. Learnt from experience.
@@potatomaster7482 lol
Been grinding for jail time lately
and jail time cannot be used to buy any type of skywars perks."
"Not really good at literary analysis." Proceeds to major in english, then drops out for minecraft.
It should be a good thing to be bad at literary analysis because like who even cares lol
He didn't drop out
@@isarosedooley520 then what did he do?
He did drop out? He made a video about it ._.
@@platinumpetal3995 Finally, someone with a brain cell
"Skywars players are adorable, fluffy, and completely unaware of their surroundings" -TechnoBlade (BEST QUOTE EVER OMG--)
Coffee_Cats he just described floof
BREAKING NEWS: Skywars players were dogs all along.
No the best quote is “ Just killed a woman, feeling good.” - TommyInnit
2:11
its true tho
"Hey honey what are you watching!"
"Its technoblade!"
"Is he kid friendly"
"yes, he doesn't swear"
"See, I spend my time stabbing children for coins, and you should too"
*grounded*
Wacky Heart why are you responding to a year old comment?
Wacky Heart not even a comment, a reply
@@capitanwalrus6866
Why did you respond to a week old reply. Does it even matter what date someone commented.
At a certain point, it does
@@trustthesauce I mean unless it was like 6 years ago where the person can't even receive a notification for it then yea it's kinda obtuse.
"Don't confront your problems, who does that?"
-Technoblade 2017
I think that's the quote to which the title is referring.
Also techno- can't run away from your problems. Not when they have ender pearls.
I think I spot a plot hole
-also technoblade: you think ima fight a bear? outa here
Well theres something we need to tell.
Rip
This used to be called "i am a positive role model for children"
I think he wanted to stay monetized
It still is named "i am positive role model"
@@jaydenisdedlol UA-cam doesn’t monetize content made for kids, even if it’s just a sarcastic video title
@@matt8258 dude are you stupid. The dude said it used to be called "i am a positive role model" even though it is still called "i am a positive role model".
@@jaydenisdedlol the person actually said it was called “I am a positive role model for children”, which could have gotten it demonetized
@@jaydenisdedlol calling somebody stupid while failing at basic reading, lmao.
6:57 guy jumps in giant hole and yells "nob" as he falls into the abyss
one of humanity's most instinctual cries of despair.
In my opinion, he's the nob as he should learn how to press 'spacebar'
says a lot about our society 😭👊
@@kotarinn tbh i think he meant to type “no” as he realized that he absolutely fucked up
@@a_mc1569 i thought the tried to say noob but forgot the other o
you used to swear in every video 3 years ago and now you're kid friendly?
time flies
idk about him being kid friendly...
"ok let's go stab his guy for coins"
Eww. time flies, the worst kind of fly there is.
*Insert Lenny face*
*Lenny face turns annoyed*
*bzzt bzzt*
_I HATE FLIES_
10 months later edit: I don't even remember writing this but it's still funny.
Wot he did
Every video? More like every few seconds lol
Technblade one day you should change your skin to a cow or sheep for a video and not even mention it.
Yes.
It happened!
For all we know he has
@@thesleepingmew5483 wait which video?
@@thesleepingmew5483 What video is it?
Love how he went from “run away from your problems “ to “bow your problems to death” to “murder is the only option”
He explains it later, 10:26, observational learning. He observed and learned.
"I am a positive role model."
Yes you are Techno, the best.
Fly high King
fly high o7
o7
“I have a shirt”
*has a piece of metal on, ah very comfortable*
You were, are, and always will be a positive role model, as well as the best Minecraft UA-camr and one of the best people I've ever seen. Rest easy, legend. I promise I'll stop crying someday.
When i see his profile it makes me cry
Technoblade: Bow your problems to death with a bow and arrow
Me: Wow, I never thought of that before. I was just going to use a lamp and Doritos chip
UnityPenguin dorito chip
Y does this not have more likes
UnityPenguin my little cousin is just nailed with 3 shots on her head
Kinda disliking my dad, friends and school recently.... Thanks Technoblade i knew i could always count on your advise! :D
how is it clickbait when he says he's a positive role model for children?
clearly there's an excessive amount of capital letters in the title
Technoblade are taking private classes from Lance Stewart????
Cause he says he stabs children for coins lol
You haven't watched techno much have you?
I have no pants and I’m slapping people with meat.
He is (EDIT: was) a positive role model and he will be that way....forever
Rest In Peace
you mean was lol
@@AndroidX1X you aint relevant :)
@@JRat-zw8ft who?
@@AndroidX1X you blind? You. Aren't. Relevant.
@@JRat-zw8ft asked
Technoblade “getting destroyed” is him dropping 2 hearts lol
So true
I just opened up my computer to this and then immediately switched to an anime without thinking, so you can imagine my surprise when the protagonist opens his mouth and technoblade's voice comes out lmfao.
"Do not stab someone in real life, It will not give you coins, it will give you jail time"
Too bad I already did
what
@@Ok-tg8mn what
uhmm... I'm just going to.. walk.. away... uhmm... *runs away screaming*
The question is, did you get away with it?
69 likes
"I'm not sure how you can call hacks... I think you had a total of maybe like 7 frames in that entire 10 second fight, but maybe those TEN FRAMES were enough."
-Technoblade FTW
4:45 - 4:49 Technoblade sounding like a teenage girlfriend wearing her boyfriend’s clothing, not a man who just murdered someone and is wearing their clothes. Same thing tbh
8:51-8:59 he sounds like a somebody being hit on (pun intended) but aren’t amused, kinda like a girlfriend
"hi everyone my name is techno-chan"
"its because i'm black"
this still gets everytime even after 3years
0:26 Ight guys lets all make the collective decision to not mention this to twitter
Agreed
Agreed! Honestly I would cry if this one gets priveted.. It's one of my most favorites
Please let’s because idk what I’m gonna do if he privates everything he’s literally the best UA-camr ever
youtubers can't even make a joke becuz of cancellation
"Jail time cannot be used to buy any sort of Skywars perks." - Technoblade 2017
Rest easy, Technoblade
You were a great part of our childhood over the years…
1999-2022
Fly high, Technoblade. You will forever be a legend and I will never forget you. I love you Techno.
rip technoblade
we will all miss u
fly high o7
"Recognizable nick"
More like Steve with a VIP and great stats
you were an amazing role model Alex, rest easy now buddy.
Rest easy now Technoblade. You might not be with us today but you will always be in our hearts! and in the immortal words you have uttered and now ring painfully in our ears...
"Technoblade never dies!"
Me: well techno is being very mean to casuals like me on skywars
Techno: Skywars players are adorable, fluffy, and completely unaware of there surroundings
Me: k then
Haha casual
*Mom walks in at ****9:49*
Techno: "Murder is the only option"
Mom: "BILLY YoUre GrOUnDeD"
Timestamp is 1 second to late.
Ok so 9:48
Wait your name is billy? Lol
You are a positive role model Technoblade I will never meet a person with your level of strength, determination, a person with a mind and heart like you. A person who cares about his family, friends and fans like you. You looked at everything so positively even with a disease like cancer, even in your last moments you cared about us. Your video where I've been and so long nerds showed us that. Your rare inspirations while playing minecraft. Countless laughs and memories you've given us. Even when you're no longer physically present with us (although you are in our memories, our hearts and in our minds) Present in your spirits you continue to be a massive source of inspiration especially to our friends who are suffering through cancer. You're father and mother too have done a lot for a lot of young people through grants and scholarship. Technoblade you and your family is and will continue to be a source of inspiration and ofcourse a positive role model for ALL of Us. You're One of Us. Rest well Technoblade because YOU HAVE TO CONQUER THE HEAVEN o7 👑🐷❤ I miss you Technoblade and your videos are helping me a lot to get through the feeling that you're no longer with us.
Mysteries of the world: The Nicholas that inspired “nickname”
Forever. You will be remembered forever, Technoblade. We will miss you so, so much- farewell! 🐷👑🎗
I swear this video used to be called "i am a positive role model for children"
dif vid
you most definitely are and will always be. we miss you techno ❤
the title is true. You were one of the best role models. Rest easy.
10:37 “Dont stab people in real life, you will not get coins, you will get jail time, and jail time can not be used to buy any kind of skywars perks”
-Technoblade
You always were, buddy. Rest in peace.
You are techno, you are
o7
OMG REALLY
**talks about saying weird stuff in videos**
**A few minutes later** "bow your problems to death yes, murder is the only option!!"
5:50 "How did i miss... I, I clicked..."
He really was a postive role model until the very end.
"Yes, he is Child Friendly"
Technoblade: *Death is the only option*
correction: MURDER is the only option
ps: sadness
Me in skywars everytime...,
Me: full diamond juggernaut w/ sword
Also me: sees some guy with full iron armour with a stone sword coming towards me
Me: *runs away*
So Trueee
Me too haha
Technoblade always has ideas for titles...
Who are you and where's techno
Erm he just says the main topic (or some random thing in all lowercase) so it's not that hard if he talks
yeh
“In my defense, Skywars players are adorable, fluffy, and completely unaware of their surroundings”
Sounds about right
my favorite Skywars experience was when I walked up to a guy he turns around walks of the map and calls hacks
Wait a minute that was me
0:44 techno:“i’m not good with literary analysis
also tecnno: **is an english major**
"burger is the only option"
-Technoblade 2017
Yep
Username checks out
“BOW YOUR PROBLEMS TO DEATH, WITH A BOW AND ARROW”
Technoblade - 2017
Adult without life, killing randoms for coins ...
*college
It's not like you don't play videogames my guy
I came back to watch techno after he passed, all I have to say. I miss you techno, you and your content, if you're in heaven rn, I hope you look down and can see how many people you have helped. You provided happy and sometimes "positive" content for people to watch. Rest in peace.
Tecnoblade you are my 7year old son
Now he hates school and is very sarcastic
Technoblade is your son?
Kenadian and he is pnly 7?
@@BigPatty69 he's 10 now
@@captain_noo actually he's 69
@@TEboh-dy6ut that is terrible math
you’re telling me that 5 years ago, nobody even thought to name their mc account “Nick”
someone probably named their mc account as nick but didn't use hypixel
"I am a positive role model"
Yes you are
RIP Legend
The title hits different now
"I am just so not interested in you and your superior armor"
*little did he know...*
(8:48)
When that guy got killed and just said "Technoblade."
techno your face is a thumbnail
DrWrecker its called "clickbait"
And i love it.
me 2
Elsker dit efternavn "Møller"
Malthe Møller only works on technoblade
You sure as hell are, Techno. We love you.
0:25 he is about to get cancelled for a video made 3 years ago
actually 4 years ago
thank you for surviving the purge-
Im suprised the people on twitter havent found this video and tried to cancel for one of the first joke he makes
Do i have some news for you
5:06 he got kissed by techno before dying to him
YOU ARE THE BEST ROLE MODEL/PVPER/AWESOME YT CHANNEL/WOULD SUBSCRIBE/GOOD THINGS IN LIFE/YOU WILL NOT KILL A BEAR/RUN'S AWAY FROM ALL HIS PROBLEMS.
Ryan_gamer games, videos, stuff wat dafack
Anybody got this in their recommended?
Techno Never Dies ♥
6:03
Techno: And were back-
...
😂😂
"This is discrimination it's because I'm black"
- Technoblade 2017
I have never seen techno dying in dream smp ,skywars,bedwars and pvp
He really was a good role model.
“You and your Superior armour” Technoblade just predicted Skyblock
0:27 luckily twitter hasn't seen this video yet
Mother: "Are you watching something that makes you smarter?"
Child, "Yes Mother, I know know how to stab afk people with golden apples."
Wow, that title is more of a lie than 99% of the time people say "I love you"
Unexpand :D 😂😂 ikr
or 99% of the time people say gg
Chief Chase who hurt you?
DvH2 you just did too
8:15. Exactly what you’re saying 😅
"He is five miles away. Let me just cross the Pacific." Hey Techno I have some news for you... The Pacific is larger than 5 miles across. lol
coming back to this only now i realise how loud his keyboard actually was
Rest in peace Technoblade
Descanse en paz Technoblade
1999-2022
🐷👑♥🕊
Yes,
...yes you are.
Technoblade is a great role model to me, he’s taught me so many different ways to get rid of Orphans
"it's because i'm black" this was only running bc it was 6 years ago
Do you think you're safe? You're not safe. You're dead! -- Technoblade 2017
5:02 if techno got this close to me I would scream
9:56 Technoblade.
"It's because i'm black"
-Technoblade 2017
Yes, you are a positive role model.
You were the best role model. Thank you Alex. For everything.
Yes king, you are a positive role model 👑
"or they're badlion supervillains who have been playing competitive sports since the age of three"
This ticks all boxes of my athletic soccer brother
You were not a good nor a bad model, Technoblade. (You were both to me.) You're a positive role model.
“I hear blocks”- Technoblade
you were for all of us.
I agree with the title.
I love this 😂 “it’s because I’m black”
-Technoblade 2017
Everyone: Safe in their homes
Technoblade: Do you think you're safe? You're dead!
"Yeah give him almost full armor, its because im black" - Technoblade
cooking with tecnoblade prooves this incorect
GeneralCam7 it was a joke
Yes you are man o7
0:27 holy shit if he said this today
if he said this today he would be cancelled IMMEDIATELY i mean tbh i would probably be one of the people cancelling him too but even i know that 2017 was 4 years ago and he hasnt made any of the bad jokes recently
@@eckstheorphanmurderer1038 he just joking You shouldn't cancelling some one for joking
@@eckstheorphanmurderer1038 bro its a joke, quit buckling under peer pressure and grow a spine.
@@skyre5528 bruh im not cancelling him what lmao
@@-JackFrost- wh
ive reached the peak of UA-cam existence where every next video on autoplay is a technoblade video.
Rest easy Techno 🙏
Rip Alex 💗