Geoffrey the Dumbass: Jorts Tutorial

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  • Опубліковано 20 жов 2024

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  • @Kimber2011
    @Kimber2011 7 років тому +306

    I really like the versatility of "jorts" in a linguistic way. Both "of sorts" and "of course". Amazing. This is an innovation of the English language.

    • @mariabrown6926
      @mariabrown6926 7 років тому +13

      Kimberly dont you mean TWINNOVATION?

    • @Kimber2011
      @Kimber2011 7 років тому +13

      maria brown no

    • @superneko99
      @superneko99 7 років тому +10

      Shakespeare himself never had such a profound impact on the English language.

  • @nomancanbeatpanda
    @nomancanbeatpanda 4 роки тому +67

    Took them a couple years, but They finally had the gall to get the Gaul

  • @TriforceTK
    @TriforceTK 7 років тому +382

    Amir getting choked is his karma for choking doobs to death in jake and amir

  • @EvilApple567
    @EvilApple567 7 років тому +67

    "That's the one thing you can help!" Such a straight-man Jake thing to say

    • @TheBnaiElohim
      @TheBnaiElohim 6 років тому +2

      EvilApple567 they were both good at their roles

    • @epoillaKory
      @epoillaKory Рік тому

      Jake said it in DJ Business

  • @stevemyers3082
    @stevemyers3082 7 років тому +263

    This is a one stop shop for mom and pop, but don't bring dad around here. This ain't no place for dads.

  • @christeebs
    @christeebs 7 років тому +74

    Geoffrey got those rugby player legs. I bet he's a fly openside flanker.

  • @mariabrown6926
    @mariabrown6926 7 років тому +18

    I can't wait to show this video to my fife and lids! 🙌

  • @juventusfcrules
    @juventusfcrules 7 років тому +107

    I beg your shardon?

    • @purplekissy
      @purplekissy 6 років тому +1

      It spelled differently but that's how you pronounce my name and now I want that as my ring tone just so I can hear Geoff say my name.

  • @TriforceTK
    @TriforceTK 7 років тому +110

    One words: buns

  • @0axel078
    @0axel078 7 років тому +21

    Some jants for this Lance brings the ladies outta France!
    I pantsed my first-born in New Haven.

  • @Daniel_Boni
    @Daniel_Boni 5 років тому +4

    Geoff’s “excuse??” Face gives me so much joy

  • @gavinjean9774
    @gavinjean9774 7 років тому +40

    i met geoffrey at the Cleveland International film festival and talked to him after everyone's film and after he spoke and we asked him about where he gets his memes and he told my friends and I fuckjerry and it was so funny with the teachers around (this was a class field trip for our media production class) but their reaction was priceless! Wish I knew about HeadGum prior to going to the film fest but he was such a cool guy!!

  • @KonkeyDongkey
    @KonkeyDongkey 4 роки тому +8

    And to think that Mr. James would one day have GALL himself on the cast.

  • @dpolsrod
    @dpolsrod 6 років тому +8

    Am I the only one who noticed Geoff flubbed the line at 2:37 where he said "jants" when he clearly should have said "jorts"? Not to mention. And one more thing I-
    *choke*
    ACH!
    *gargle*

  • @NitroTheFlash
    @NitroTheFlash 7 років тому +5

    Theres no way you ever become someone's better half. Hahahahahahah I'm dying

  • @yugi_motta
    @yugi_motta 7 років тому +67

    I'm gonna be really disappointed if Geoffrey isn't in Lonely and Horny 2.

  • @wowzers1237____
    @wowzers1237____ 3 роки тому +1

    It’s just a coy little way of welcoming people for the loooong gauuul!

  • @camthethird
    @camthethird 7 років тому +2

    This is what I'm thankful for today.

  • @ameliaf2989
    @ameliaf2989 4 роки тому +2

    The Ina Gartner reference was unexpected but greatly appreciated

  • @jrjubach
    @jrjubach 6 років тому +2

    These are so freaking funny I can't get over it.

  • @STeWBaIIZ
    @STeWBaIIZ 7 років тому +5

    Geoffrey has a great pair of getaway sticks, I would show them off too

  • @5479taylor
    @5479taylor 7 років тому +8

    This is the funniest one yet

    • @JayMiV
      @JayMiV 7 років тому +3

      He's wearing the sunglasses, you can't stop the laughing.

    • @chilldude5949
      @chilldude5949 7 років тому

      every Thursday it's the "funniest one yet"

  • @mehow1827
    @mehow1827 7 років тому +1

    this is amazing, haha christ this is gold. Yall deserve way more views

  • @blushingfrieza
    @blushingfrieza 5 років тому +1

    I know I'm what I'm doing, huh? You wouldn't need the sign if you actually did.
    Lmao, i was waiting for Amir to address that, was not disappointed 😂

  • @IAmAndrew1
    @IAmAndrew1 5 років тому +1

    Hey Geoffrey, GIMME THOSE SCISSORS

  • @G2TheRegular0790
    @G2TheRegular0790 3 роки тому

    Wait ...it was a jorts tutorial to which he ends it with...now you're rocking w jants

  • @Roonlovesfish3874
    @Roonlovesfish3874 2 роки тому

    You wizard, you warlock

  • @---GOD---
    @---GOD--- 7 років тому +8

    LOL these guys really don't get enough views. I still watch Jake and Amir from time to time.

  • @matthewcarson5013
    @matthewcarson5013 7 років тому +2

    Absolutely of jorts

  • @LoMo_11
    @LoMo_11 5 років тому

    The pinnacle of geoffrey so far. My absolute favorite episode

  • @captainautobots
    @captainautobots 2 роки тому

    So, Geoff has the force.

  • @JayMiV
    @JayMiV 7 років тому

    These camera ones with Amir behind it are the best.

  • @simonragnarson22
    @simonragnarson22 5 років тому +1

    Watching this 1,5 years later and god, youre thighs are ripped dude. #geff4pressident2k20

  • @semi-sweet
    @semi-sweet 7 років тому +10

    *Tu-jort-rial

  • @brandogg9750
    @brandogg9750 7 років тому +2

    The sign rings too true as a college student. Too true.

  • @garyreid7919
    @garyreid7919 7 років тому +1

    This is such a great vid

  • @phillipjameson2599
    @phillipjameson2599 7 років тому +67

    A pair of jorts for this spoil sport makes the chicks snort

    • @mariabrown6926
      @mariabrown6926 7 років тому +28

      Wyatt Campbell I creampied my stepbrother at a opera

    • @noahgrossman8977
      @noahgrossman8977 7 років тому +14

      I rawdogged my grandma at a sermon!

  • @claudenavarro1857
    @claudenavarro1857 7 років тому +2

    Gotta love those short jorts.

  • @Billy_3
    @Billy_3 4 роки тому +2

    Forget Hardwon, Geoff was the quad god all along.

  • @Frogfish999
    @Frogfish999 7 років тому +1

    HA, wow this jorts joke is so funny you guys should make a new series called "Jorts"

  • @dixiecronin7791
    @dixiecronin7791 4 роки тому +1

    I was using it as a crutch!

  • @PikachuStudiosOfficial
    @PikachuStudiosOfficial 7 років тому +4

    You should invite Jon Wolf for the holidays

  • @natedevins2920
    @natedevins2920 7 років тому

    Best video on youtube yet

  • @tonythefuckingtiger719
    @tonythefuckingtiger719 7 років тому

    The sign behind him 😂😂😂 💀💀 I can't breathe

  • @ushnishde
    @ushnishde 5 років тому

    NOO Amir!! Think of what we've accomplished together!!!

  • @jakeman1251
    @jakeman1251 3 роки тому +1

    Damn Gaul really glowed up. From GtD to Review Revue

  • @meechivelli
    @meechivelli 7 років тому +1

    Wooah! Short shorts!

  • @Drarack
    @Drarack 7 років тому +3

    Children in Africa wouid have been happy to wear those scissors.

  • @Craisins
    @Craisins 7 років тому +3

    That's the one thing you can help! The reviews suck, if you suck!

  • @bruceweel
    @bruceweel 7 років тому +1

    i fuckin need jorts in my life. take my money.

  • @Billy_3
    @Billy_3 7 років тому

    That first 15 seconds 😂😂😂

  • @chrisfguitar
    @chrisfguitar 7 років тому +6

    One words: buns.

  • @siiimooo
    @siiimooo 7 років тому +2

    Call me old fashioned

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron Рік тому

    I beg your sharton? 😂😂

  • @es4655
    @es4655 7 років тому +7

    Geoffrey? More like Thiccfrey! nahwaimsayin?

  • @mayy6758
    @mayy6758 6 років тому

    lest i get exited at a gelsons

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness Рік тому

    Gotta keep the Blasians at bay.

  • @zestyzucchini57
    @zestyzucchini57 3 роки тому

    this video taught me basic vocabulary

  • @wesley2936
    @wesley2936 6 років тому

    I thought Jorts were short Jeans, and Jnorts were short Jants

  • @shmendusel
    @shmendusel 3 роки тому

    is this the prequel to BDGs "how to make jorts"?

  • @d-dub-m
    @d-dub-m 3 роки тому

    Geoff’s thighs take lives

  • @TheFounderUtopia
    @TheFounderUtopia 2 місяці тому

    Not to mention

  • @WixkedLovy
    @WixkedLovy 7 років тому +4

    New Star Wars movie looks pretty chill

  • @stuffbackwards
    @stuffbackwards 7 років тому +3

    how does this channel survive with only 23k subscribers?

    • @labrador_dali
      @labrador_dali 6 років тому

      Headgum mainly gets its income through podcasts so i guess the videos don't have to be profitable

  • @mevicky100
    @mevicky100 2 роки тому

    I beg your Chardonn?

  • @tarrenl4068
    @tarrenl4068 7 років тому +1

    I beg your sharden...

  • @vJ0D
    @vJ0D 7 років тому +41

    absolutely im first

  • @AethusalaAeon
    @AethusalaAeon 7 років тому

    That one was funny

  • @antonsavosin75
    @antonsavosin75 3 роки тому +1

    2:16 oh my god, your voice is painful

  • @K2PQQQTKG
    @K2PQQQTKG 6 років тому +1

    Who is that?

  • @jesses8161
    @jesses8161 7 років тому +1

    Eh.

    • @vicboy5008
      @vicboy5008 7 років тому +5

      Jesse S I beg your shardon?

    • @jesses8161
      @jesses8161 6 років тому

      Vicboy 500 Eh.

  • @BDTHESM4
    @BDTHESM4 6 років тому

    I like new content but having this guy play the old amir seems a little cheap to me.

  • @Monosaccaride
    @Monosaccaride 7 років тому

    Geoffrey the Uninspired

  • @amit212543
    @amit212543 6 років тому

    Make Jake and Amir instead. Rebrand as Amir and Jake if necessary.

  • @jacobferreiras8545
    @jacobferreiras8545 7 років тому

    Third

  • @Aezoh
    @Aezoh 6 років тому

    I beg your shardon?