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One of my favorite goofs is from Episode 279, Sad Cabbage Boy's Candy Contest, when they talk about Willy Wonka and how Grandpa Joe is the worst. If you could animate that I'd be forever in your debt.
I know we all know the legend of the sugar free gummy bears but in Griffin's defense, Mott's apple juice, for me, a person also with IBS, is also a big ol' no no.
welll also if you drink a big ol' bottle of _anything_ it's gonna get your plumbing going. Literally the same way toilets work, you fill up the tank and let it go and the pressure just flushes everything on down.
I didn't even need to know about Griffin's ibs to know that sf gummy bears and apple juice were going to leave him in the most violent, heinous way possible.
2:50 Griffin's story about the sugar-free gummy bears reminded of LA Beast's video titled, "Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge (Warning: Intestinal Exorcism Guaranteed)" in which he ate an entire five-pound bag of them. Skip to the end to learn what a literally explosive bowel movement sounds like.
For real though, Red Jacket Orchards apple juice is this exact thing. It’s fresh pressed and way too expensive. They also have different juices from different apples which is cool.
Josh Harden probably has IBS (or IBD) aka Irritable Bowel Syndrome (or disease). Long story short, he’d be more prone to having diarrhea episode and certain foods can trigger it (along with anxiety, too-tight pants, etc)
He has IBS, and has been very open about that. Travis is actually the only one of the three that doesn’t have IBS, Justin just doesn’t like talking about it as much.
what the diddles is inside them besides gelatin and .. what, xylitol? some other fake sugar? i know all the fake sugars can fuck up your tumtum but I can't imagine gummis would be somehow worse.
@@KairuHakubi Sugar free gummies are basically gelatinized sugar alcohol and food dye. Sugar alcohols have an extremely well known stool softening effect, and gummi bears are basically concentrated forms of it.
This gives me another idea: Energy drinks but toned down. "From the makers of G-Fuel, try B-Fuel! Because even Type B personalities need a boost now and then! It looks and tastes just like water!"
I live in germany and I feel like one of the biggest differences between my country and the US is the fact that in germany, legally, juice is not allowed to have any added sugar, water or any other extra ingredient. it's pure fruit juice. the moment you add something to it, manufacturers are forced to call it "nectar" or a "fruit drink". so "juice", in germany, is actually healthy.
It’s the same here. It has to be called “juice cocktail” or other names, legally it can only be called juice if there’s no added sugar. They just mean that the fructose content is naturally high, not that there’s added sugar.
So one time as an adult my buddy and I were playing a drinking game, but we were both too broke for booze so we had to settle with apple juice. I cannot remember for the life of me why we chose apple juice, but lemme tell ya, it fucking upped the ante. I think we each drank like 16-25 ounces each of that shit. And the thing about apple juice, as Griffin mentioned, is that it's a powerful diarrhetic, and chugging 16 ounces of apple juice is more than enough for the worst shits of your life. With that said, I think alcohol would have actually been less stupid than apple juice just this one time.
am i tripping i could’ve sworn i saw an ad for gatorade with chamomile like a few weeks ago, it was like a lady in a bathtub relaxing drinking gatorade and i thought, hm that’s really weird DID I IMAGINE THAT? HUH??!
They are! They’re not super easy to find, but we do have ‘em. Fraser, btw, thank you so much for your animations. I love the little touches you add that make the goofs even funnier. (Poor Griffin though, almost missing Lin-Manuel and his dad John Cena because of toilet trouble.)
I literally have anxiety over eating gummy bears now because I know the problems of sugar free bears. I refuse to eat them now because what if someone is trying to take revenge on me?????
It's 1:30 in the morning and I really want fuckn apple juice now but I'd have to walk to CVS. curse you for this good silly video that makes me want juice
1:39 is also a diagram of my ass. Thank you for reading this incredibly cursed comment, I am very sorry. I didn't want to say something so horrible but I am a horrible goblin with no impulse control for my bad, awful jokes.
hey everyone! if you have a favourite goof you want me to animate, let me know! also, please subscribe and share with your friends it really helps me out! :)
One of my favorite goofs is from Episode 279, Sad Cabbage Boy's Candy Contest, when they talk about Willy Wonka and how Grandpa Joe is the worst. If you could animate that I'd be forever in your debt.
Fraser Connell now that you're drawing horses, the "horse best friends can pull 21 tons" bit from 382 (?)
My first favorite bit was the "fixer for the city", from episode 144 "Kick it Forward" : ua-cam.com/video/XiNcKUUDtLI/v-deo.html
That's a good one!
Three words: NCIS: Butt City
WHEN YOU'RE DOWN TO POUND, EAT THE FRUIT THAT'S ROUND
@@lordtachanka903 beware, some fruits are square
*now in a bottle
"It's like the cool side of a pillow in a bottle" is actually kinda convincing.
Yeah, I heard that and was immediately sold. That's darn good branding.
Love how quickly Justin defends his taco bell purchase when no one but his inner conscience was pointing any fingers
the wicked flee when none pursueth.
The fully articulated horsecock was almost a bridge too far for me. Almost.
Almost
The fact that they're just like "it's spiked because it has cactus juice" was the most annoying part of working for taco bell.
Brian Jensen oh my GOD
That's a Travis-tier joke right there.
It wasn't taco bell, it was Mtn. Dew
@@breadlast Taco Bell had a spiked lemonade freeze and it was exclusive to TB after 2017.
@@SilverFeet huh, I was almost positive I'd seen it canned and sold in convenience stores by Mtn. Dew
Yours, Non Alcoholic Juice was a great touch.
Haha thanks :p
That was really great!
The wobbling horse Johnson is burned in my memory now.
Wobbling Horse Johnsons would be a great/deeply horrific name for a band.
found a name for my post-punk funk fusion Sex Pistols cover band, thanks you guys
APPLES make you BETTER at Füûckin
The 'for poets' line gets me every time
"soft types"
How many times since you started doing MBMBaM animatics have you had to animate Griffin on the toilet? Asking for a friend.
I know we all know the legend of the sugar free gummy bears but in Griffin's defense, Mott's apple juice, for me, a person also with IBS, is also a big ol' no no.
welll also if you drink a big ol' bottle of _anything_ it's gonna get your plumbing going. Literally the same way toilets work, you fill up the tank and let it go and the pressure just flushes everything on down.
THEY JUST RELEASED GATORADE: ZERO THIS WEEK THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE
Not even that recent, Gatorade Zero has been a thing for like ten years.
I laughed so hard at Gatorade:Weak paired with scenes from Dead Poets Society.
your visuals for gatorade weak were INSPIRED. bless you
I didn't even need to know about Griffin's ibs to know that sf gummy bears and apple juice were going to leave him in the most violent, heinous way possible.
Really relishing the return of Toilet Griff here
Greyson l
Love your profile picture
Oh no does Griffin not know (or didn't at the time of this airing) about Sugar Free gummy bears?!?! They make you GO.
No one is talking about how griffin combo'd sugar free gummies with apple juice. Literally plant sugar water lol
2:14 why. Why. Why you gotta go and animate THAT.
he's gotta visually represent just how amazing apples make horse dongs
2:50 Griffin's story about the sugar-free gummy bears reminded of LA Beast's video titled, "Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge (Warning: Intestinal Exorcism Guaranteed)" in which he ate an entire five-pound bag of them. Skip to the end to learn what a literally explosive bowel movement sounds like.
William Adderholdt nah, I’m good...
Here’s the solution
Caffeine
Just add caffeine
And market it as having no added sugars.
@@Silverwind87
This guy gets it
Or like, electrolytes
"Yours sincerely non alcoholic juice"
Still love this joke
The second he said sugar free gummy bears my brain just cringed and died inside.
Gosh diggity damn I love your stuff so much. I hope you work on these with a smile knowing how many people it makes happy.
I will now :) thank you
your animations always fill me with a good feeling i always watch them countless times and they are still so funny :)
Thank you that’s so kind to say 😭
Sugar free gummies double as a laxative
It is important to me that you know that this video reloaded all of the tabs I had open.
Griff didn't know about sugar free gummy bears? Or was that the joke?
Just saying cuz I haven't seen them in stores for a while now.
you can get them on amazon
Oh yeah. I know that. It's just that it's been a long while since I've seen them in a local store. They used to be everywhere.
Good to see you getting a lot of use out of that Griffin on the toilet drawing. ;)
For real though, Red Jacket Orchards apple juice is this exact thing. It’s fresh pressed and way too expensive. They also have different juices from different apples which is cool.
well shit i’m an adult and i’m sippin’ on a cold bottle of AJ right now
who's gonna tell Griffin that the Haribo sugar free gummy bears are notorious for causing explosive diarrhea
Your vids are the highlight of my week tbh.
Thank you!! 😭
Holy shit Griffen unironically ate sugar free haribo.
WTF is going on with Griffin's butt? No seriously, that boy is always talking about his watery watery bowel movements.
Josh Harden probably has IBS (or IBD) aka Irritable Bowel Syndrome (or disease). Long story short, he’d be more prone to having diarrhea episode and certain foods can trigger it (along with anxiety, too-tight pants, etc)
The sugar free haribo gummies infamously give you diarrhea. The sugar substitutes destroy your intestines.
The man needs more fiber.
Griffin's basically falling apart at the seams every second of every day
He has IBS, and has been very open about that. Travis is actually the only one of the three that doesn’t have IBS, Justin just doesn’t like talking about it as much.
Note to self: watching this while eating chocolate pudding? Bad idea.
fuuhhkin'
These always make me happy when they come into my notifications.
I swear to god I had my ipad closed and locked for 2+ hours at 4 am when suddenly this video started playing out of nowhere wtf
God bless the algorithm
Gatorade weak is just powerade
Taco Bell in the DR has beer on their drive-thru menu.
That is all.
I would pay 20 US dollars for a t-shirt with that image of Griffin on the toilet on it.
Make it happen!
Hahah okay I’lol hold you to that :p
The background you used to represent buc-ees is criminally small. Those places are massive.
I feel like Griffin might need to see a doctor.
blasted to the top of the shart charts
THAT BANSAI TREE'S NOT GONNA PRUNE ITSELF
Sugar Free Gummy Bears are KNOWN CAUSES of Poop Sickness. At least the Haribo ones are.
what the diddles is inside them besides gelatin and .. what, xylitol? some other fake sugar? i know all the fake sugars can fuck up your tumtum but I can't imagine gummis would be somehow worse.
@@KairuHakubi Sugar free gummies are basically gelatinized sugar alcohol and food dye. Sugar alcohols have an extremely well known stool softening effect, and gummi bears are basically concentrated forms of it.
@@nateyoung925 oh man, softening a stool that is basically entirely gelatin.. yes I can see it now.
Best one yet!
Thank you! Tried a few new things in this one I'm relieved i pulled it off! 😂 Hahah
Yet another great video my dude! Great job 👋👋
Thanks dude always appreciate you watching!!
I love this so much! Yet another favourite of mine now ❤️
bless this good good content
Answer: adult sized juice boxes
add cocaine. it worked for cola & they only said that alcohol wasn't compatible with their brand; meaning, other drugs are OK
Sugar free gummies are known to cause chaos in the bowels of some xD
This gives me another idea: Energy drinks but toned down.
"From the makers of G-Fuel, try B-Fuel! Because even Type B personalities need a boost now and then! It looks and tastes just like water!"
Does Griffen not know that apple juice is given to constipated people to loosen stool? hahah
Minute Maid Primo: Apple Juice
I'd buy that.
I love these
I live in germany and I feel like one of the biggest differences between my country and the US is the fact that in germany, legally, juice is not allowed to have any added sugar, water or any other extra ingredient. it's pure fruit juice. the moment you add something to it, manufacturers are forced to call it "nectar" or a "fruit drink".
so "juice", in germany, is actually healthy.
to be fair, apples are about 57% sugar
It’s the same here. It has to be called “juice cocktail” or other names, legally it can only be called juice if there’s no added sugar. They just mean that the fructose content is naturally high, not that there’s added sugar.
Like people on low sugar diets still aren’t supposed to drink a lot of fruit juice bc the natural sugar content is high even with no additives
Is that why you lost both world wars that you started ?
@@waynek7953 Germany started the first world war is not the hot take I was expecting to read in the comments under a vid about apple juice
Gatorade: not just for athletes anymore.
I love excited Justin.
"... ate sugar free gummy bears"
Oh no. Griffin. No.
You didn't read the reviews did you?
You could never forget the reviews.
They don't call him Juice for nothing.
I feel like you should now that I watched this whole thing while munching down on an apple
So one time as an adult my buddy and I were playing a drinking game, but we were both too broke for booze so we had to settle with apple juice. I cannot remember for the life of me why we chose apple juice, but lemme tell ya, it fucking upped the ante. I think we each drank like 16-25 ounces each of that shit. And the thing about apple juice, as Griffin mentioned, is that it's a powerful diarrhetic, and chugging 16 ounces of apple juice is more than enough for the worst shits of your life. With that said, I think alcohol would have actually been less stupid than apple juice just this one time.
Oh yeah, its actually an established phenomenon that sugar-free gummy bears cause, uh, ... problems like what Griffin described.
Mtn Dew Spiked was pretty darn good, too. Very unique flavor
The fucking horse dong freaked my damn bean
no one tell juice that there’s a taco bell in vegas that has alcoholic Baja Blast
For a second I thought it said “apple juice with chocolate”
am i tripping i could’ve sworn i saw an ad for gatorade with chamomile like a few weeks ago, it was like a lady in a bathtub relaxing drinking gatorade and i thought, hm that’s really weird DID I IMAGINE THAT? HUH??!
ok wait it was vitamin water phew im not crazy
aight so, I know that wiggly horse schlong was a joke, but like. having seen a horse while it's pissing? not actually that far off...
@2:54 Wait, is there #Haribo candy in the US?
They are! They’re not super easy to find, but we do have ‘em.
Fraser, btw, thank you so much for your animations. I love the little touches you add that make the goofs even funnier. (Poor Griffin though, almost missing Lin-Manuel and his dad John Cena because of toilet trouble.)
Thank you I'm so glad you like them 🙂😅
They're super easy to find where I live
M. Wayne Wait they’re rare in other parts of the US? Nearly every store here sells them.
the horse bit makes e so uncomforable
I love this and i love you
It was the apple juice for sure.
Non-Alcoholic Juice is very very good.
the bit about mtn dew spiked is exactly how hemp drinks bramds sell their product, big pot leaf *does not contain thc*
Sugar free gummy bear's sugar replacement are extremely effective laxatives
Just call it cider. Easy
They realize that the website is bad on the 360th episode. Who'da thought it
Too much apple juice will give you the runs... Market it as natural a laxative. lol
Id actually drink this....
Ok but I would fuck up some sleepy time Gatorade for poets
Sugar free anything can give even the hardiest of stomachs a major case of the shits when consumed in excess. Everyone knows this Griffin!
2:59 oh no
3:08 OH NOOOOO
Hot apple cider with a dash of cinnamon. Bonus, it requires less processing than apple juice.
All I saw from that Venn diagram was that inner thighs of ladies have health benefits and are also delicious. I have learned no new information.
Why specifically the inner thighs of ladies?
apples make you into a horse?
Yesyesyes, definitely yes.
I literally have anxiety over eating gummy bears now because I know the problems of sugar free bears. I refuse to eat them now because what if someone is trying to take revenge on me?????
Aww fuck I watched this while eating soup and now my whole tables just a big sloppy mess
It's 1:30 in the morning and I really want fuckn apple juice now but I'd have to walk to CVS. curse you for this good silly video that makes me want juice
Nice.
1:39 is also a diagram of my ass.
Thank you for reading this incredibly cursed comment, I am very sorry. I didn't want to say something so horrible but I am a horrible goblin with no impulse control for my bad, awful jokes.
An apt diagram, because who knows whats going on in the middle?
Griffin, it was ALL the Gummi bears
Alcoholic snapple
*big snapple
2:45
“On my way to Wrestlemania last year, and that’s an important part of the story”
It was not
did griffin think apples were berries?
4:27 is that live action clip from that one SNL skit 😟