"Wizard Swears" -MBMBAM Animatic
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- Опубліковано 26 бер 2018
- audio is from mbmbam #251
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I think "foulmouthed wizard fed up with how bullshit everything is" might be my favorite Harry Potter character.
It sounds like it would be a great high-budget web series or something
Taako Taaco?
Michael Hoffman
same dude, same.
Basically Malfoy except more swearing?
There he stands, flipping off hog warts in the distance.
"Mugglefucker" is officially part of my lexicon.
why the hell do they say mudblood when they could just say you fucked a muggle?
it makes no sense.
I mean, in the beautiful world of jk Rowling that's basically like saying "ni**erf***er"
it's been five years. have you changed your mind?
Omg, I just realized if wizards had an internet it would basically be a bunch of small crappy etsy's selling weird "ladders that go in 6 directions" and "customized pendant that screams like your mom"
And as seen on TV automated golems that will weed your garden of screaming gnomes for you...
Animated portraits of like, some guy. Two -dollars.- galleons or whatever
The "screams like your mom" pendant. Is it the scream of her being angry at you, scream of pain, or the kind of screams she does when her and dad are in the bedroom having "relations"?
I am 100% sure that they did the wizard Internet on Wizards of Waverly Place, and Justin straight up bought a dragon that looked like a dog.
@@HarlesCIIAAL and there's like no trip high heels that Alex is really into
I like how this starts off about swearing but then becomes poking holes in the nonsense in the Harry Potter universe
LooseCo 666
I'm always up for calling out the shitty writing in that series
Sounds like a typical day for me tbh
I'm always up for calling out JK Rowling shitty nonsense worldbuilding
@@thesatelliteslickers907 Joanne could've addressed these glaring plotholes, but NO, she decides that explaining how wizards dropped a deuce before the invention of toilets is more important, as well as being culturally insensitive to the Navajo.
Taako and Lup's first (and last) day at wizard school.
Hi, I love this idea
Coincident I like Loup as a kids name. Of course the Balance reference but also it means wolf in French
@Blue Moon *canon
"Oh, cool, dope, so you're all boring ass whimsical wizards?"
"K, we're gonna run this place, steal everything, set stuff on fire and be gorgeous"
*They do for 5 hours*
"FUCK! This place sucks, wanna go to space?"
"Sure, but let them try to throw us out first"
Who are taako and lup?
“This ladder goes in six directi-“
“I don’t- I want UP!!”
This is basically the internet of things.
I like to think the wizard the guys are acting like is an American Excange student at Hogwarts that is like way over his head.
Its max camp camp at wizard school
@@finn_in_the_bin5263 i was so confused as to what you were saying until i realized youvwere saying
"Max camp camp" like
"Sans undertale" and
Honestly? I hate this
@@CaribouGirlMeat to be fair, max is a common real name and he's never given a last name so it's how people clarify who they mean. Sans is... Not a common real name but there may be other characters from other media with that name, idk. They have no last name, so in place of the missing last name we put their media of origin to specify
@@finn_in_the_bin5263
So, what you are trying to tell me is that you're a coward?
@@CaribouGirlMeat .... yes acually
My favorite part is the chocolate frogs. Travis goes with the classic "it jumped out a window" while Griffin, naturally, takes the vore route "it's inside me moving the fuck around"
pLeAsE jOiN mE iN mY bAnAnA vOrE cOrNeR
Honestly griffins is much better because while Travis's is an annoyance, griffins is genuinely upsetting
The man likes what he likes
this is literally how i imagine seventh year ravenclaws muggles who are just done with this shit
Yes. As a Ravenclaw I approve of this.
Yeah that seems accurate enough.
I'm pretty sure you mean.... *takes a deep breath* muggle-born Ravenclaws. There. I did it. I wasn't rude.
This seems like something Griffyndors would also do. Slytherins would be too serious to cuss, but they somehow think it's okay to use acutal slurs against muggle borns. Hufflepuffs, they don't know how to say fuck.
I don't know, I think Hufflepuffs might say "fuck" when they drop the tray of brownies they just made to share with their study group.
If Taako went to Hogwarts
Of course he went to Hogwarts
Bold of you to assume he didn't
I think it might be canon that he went to Hogwarts. I think he said in like one of the first 3 or 4 episodes
@@Bi_scotti_5 He was declared a lumberjack
@@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764 yes! And then he said "fuck that I'm gonna be a wizard"
God this is like the Warriors cats question where the boys don't know the source material but ~~the rest of us do~~ and that makes it so much funnier
i didnt know it was a puppet pals reference until i read the comments
BRRRRRRAMBLE PELT
I mean I never read warrior cats but I knew of it and just how fucking ridiculous the entire this is
What episode is that in? Do you know?
Elizabeth Powell Basically, they make up rules and shame everyone who breaks them, but then they break them and they’re like “WELL FUCK”
We really need to appreciate how Travis went out of the box and set up a gem. Absolute masterstroke to just say "fuck". Travis nailed it.
Travis is quietly the funniest brother and he needs to be appreciated as such
Literally every muggle born at hogwarts
BORN at Hogwarts??? Wow the 7th year dorms must be wild
@@octodaddy1602 Muggle Borns are wizards born from Muggles.
@@violetkohler9543 They probably knew that, but [muggle born] [at hogwarts] can also be read as [muggle] [born at hogwarts]
*wheeze*
I ate a jellybean and it was P E R I O D-
I lost it. x'D
Every moment was golden, but I literally screamed at "zippidy zappidy fuckidy do!"
It was about at the period jellybean that I started to fall apart
"Muggle Fucker" is when I started crying.
“Merlin’s fucking beard” and “oh fucking dragon farts”
“I had a jellybean and it was PERIOD.” I SWEAR TO GOD
"I JUST WANT UP!" and "THERE'S A fucking wizarding WAR GOING ON? I'm getting my fucking GED this is BULLSHIT." are my favorite lines anyone has ever said
I ate a jelly bean it was period.
That is the funniest thug I've heard this week
That part never ceases to take me out
Griffin is the Boy Who Boyed
the boycar who carboyed
Zippidy Zappidy Fuckidy-Do
“Can I just get a miller hi-life” has got to be my favorite part of this whole bit
I like how griffin tries to put in possible actual wizard swears.
Muggle fucker hits hard tho
Griffins magic hands to “of course not” is the cutest and most best thing in the world
I love that Travis initiates the bit and makes Griffin cackle, then Griffin adds onto it and makes Justin lose it. It's the McElroy Domino Effect.
didn't even take a whole minute for the TAZ references to start. iconic.
Somebody have to not like this comment.
One of my favorite parts of this bit is how Justin points out that his wand breaks every week. Because way back in college, over 20 years ago now, before the first Harry Potter book came out, one of my required classes was a conducting class. That class included buying a wand to conduct with. I broke three of them, it was maddening.
I just noticed Barry Bluejean's grave. Cue the overly dramatic Star Wars scream.
The best mbmbam goofs are the ones where they dont recognise context that i do, bc then its DOUBLE THE HILARITY
Spare us thy secrets, kind sir
*voldemorts nipple*
I love that Griffin's wizard swear voice made it back as Sir Fitzroy Maplecourt
"I ate a jelly beans and it was 𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙄𝙊𝘿"
THAT TOOK ME OUTTTT AGSHSHSH
I ate a jelly bean and it was *PERIOD.*
Anyone who knows, knows that this hit elevated the joke so much.
I think the question in the beginning is referring to an episode of Potter Puppet Pals called "Wizard Swears"
SamTheUltimateTransGuy it is! I'm ashamed the boys don't know their Cicireiga lore
It's a recommended video here
Your mother is a....
Leprechaun taint
Farfignugan. That is my favorite wizard swear. Why?
Because it's the first thing I thought of.
"Muggle Fucker!" is by far my favourite quote in history.
I love the idea of a wizard trying to explain to their adventuring party that "Fuck" is an ancient curse word used by magic wielders across the relm.
My absolute favorite part is Griffin's "Of Course Not!" response to Travis' question.
Is that a wild Taako I see
“Haha I wonder how hogwarts would react to taako using his magic umbrella”
“Wait...........hagrid”
This is exactly how Muggles would be at Hogwarts. God, imagine being the clueless wizard who has to here all of the Muggles make meme references
and it's the same meme all school year, until they can get back to the real world and get online again.
"Stair Work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope they do"
"Motherfucking Troll Shit Snape!" Waiting for the perfect moment to use this one
My aesthetic is the mcelroys being completely clueless about references from my elementary school days, warrior cats and wizard swears 😂
This has “Taako’s mongoose rant” energy
warrior cats, potter puppet pals - the boys have a unique ability to make stuff they've never heard of hilarious
I...LOVE...that it's Taako just flipping out on people like it's THEIR FAULT.
Taako says fuck plenty for this it’s beautiful
I showed my Mother this video and she absolutely loved it! She loves Harry Potter and excessive use of the F word.
The best wizard swear is the Elder Swear, you must never repeat it to anyone
this how muggle born witches and wizards would react tbh
this video is what inspired taako. and no one can convince me otherwise. even if this happened after Taz was recorded.
"This ladder goes in 6 directions."
"I don- I want up!"
Fantasy Citgo! Where all your dreams come true!
Got some gas for you!
If Harry Potter was a man in his mid thirties and was done with your shit
Griffin's delivery of "Of course not" is one of my fav mbmbam moments
No one's talking about how awesome the phrase "muggle f***er" is
I love how this just dissolved into them talking shit on the wizarding world as a whole.
I love half of these being Taako.
if Taako and Lup went to hogwarts they would be a mix of Griffin-dor and Slytherin. Instead of using wands they use guns to count the shells and umbra-staffs.
I'm surprised the three brothers didn't make a Taako or Lup reference or joke in this question for wizard swears.
ah yes. i have found it. the one video that perfectly captures the elusive Taako Energy™
The frog has permanently cured my depression, thank you
After listening to the first episode of Graduation I now see Travis has had this staircase grudge for a while now
...And that's the true story of how Taako learned magic....
Travis is always very funny, it's just not always the "funny" his brothers are currently vibing with, Griff and Justin tend to be more on the same page... But sometimes they all align and we get iconic bits like this... Or the buick thing... Or the entirety of the war with grandpa watch...
1:47 Always back to the vore, huh Griffin?
Travis' beard is perhaps my favorite part of your art style. So perfect
10/10 vine ref
Merlin's *FUCKIN* BEARD
Ah! Inspiration for my next character! Aggressive muggleborn witch that’s just plain pissed off with everything and has a vocabulary that even a sailor would blush at.
1:46 V O R E
Peachy Spook every single mbmbam skit I'm like "is Griffin going to talk about absolutely anything related to eating or mouths? He sure fucking is!"
I was hoping to hear the most magical words come out of Justin's mouth.
This makes me want a semi-parody Harry Potter movie where it turns out this guy was somehow overlooked at Hogwarts, and he gets his letter like 14 years later than he should have, so we have this muggle-raised wizard showing up at Hogwarts with current day mannerisms and knowledge, and just spouts off like a regular guy would, much like the boys are doing here.
"studies show that having a ladder in your home is more dangerous than having a loaded gun, that's why I own 15 guns, in case some MANIAC tries to bring in a ladder"
I've seen this before but I gotta say, a wizard finding out about this big upcoming magic war and just going "Fuck this, I'm going to normal people high school instead" is 1) a mood and 2) probably the only good way to expand upon the HP universe at this point.
i love being in that age range where i understand the references they don't, and its fucking hilarious listening to their confusion
1:19 I love his cute little squeak laugh
_"ZIPPIDY-ZAPPADY FUCKIDY DO!"_
Finally. The Neil Cicirega and McElroy crossover we’ve been waiting for
I love that this is essentially Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality summarized
Ngl I wasn't familiar with this bit and thought it was gonna be that Potter Puppet Pal audio over an animatic of the brothers
Okay listen this is my only very important commentary on this video:
Owls don’t poop.
They yarp.
And what is that?
@@locallysourcedfriend6201 some say it was never explained,some say it was Mabeline no one truly knows
They absolutely poop. I’ve seen it.
@@locallysourcedfriend6201 idk what a tarp is but owls do poop and cough up pellets (basically filtration for fluff and bones of whatever they ate.)
Watching this again after finishing TAZ Balance I see so many more references than I did and I'm so happy about it for no reason
TAAKO
Why is Griffin's narration repeatedly Taako?
"I'm going to go get my fucking GED this is ridiculous!" made me lose it
1:57 "I ate a jelly bean and it was *PERIOD* "
The entire time I just thought of Fumblemore from Shadow of Israphel going
"...shit."
*BOOM*
You're the best kind of person
What I like the most about this bit is that it implies that Griffin hasn't watched every single episode of Potter Puppet Pals.
i love how this all stemmed from travis saying 'fuck'
This was a very long scene for you to animate. Great job!
Sometimes your earlier works like this one pop up in my recommendations and it’s a good reminder that your style has been ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ from the beginning.
The most powerful wizard would just be a regular person using regular technology and logic.
Pure Harry Potter slander and I'm so here for it.
There are literal tears in my eyes
When I play a wizard, my favorite spell is the 3rd level spell Diarrhea, combined with the Power Word: Creamed Spinnach. It is unstoppable.
Possibly the funniest that Travis has ever been I love these goof boys
The fact that owls don't actually shit makes that joke even funnier.
They w h a t
@@salmontrip1455 they vomit solid pellets of bone and fur. You get to dissect them in middle school
@@Blue-fj6js what the FUCK are y'all doing in middle school??? I've been homeschooled since second grade
Owls poop, but owl pellets are the stuff they can't digest. Stuff like bones, fur, ect.
D20's Misfits and Magic has this vibe, honestly
i'd honestly be surprised if they never heard of the potter puppet pals man, that was my childhood
This did so much more for Harry Potter than Rowling ever could do.
Swish and Flicker. That's my favourite.
One of my favorite moments, finally in the flesh!
I appreciate that while they went down the Harry Potter fuck train, Griffin also tried to come up with some wizard swears to add some fuck to