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  • Jordan Klepper and Ronny Chieng tackle Jesse Watters labeling Trump being forced to sit in a courtroom for eight hours a day as cruel and unusual punishment and Joe Biden's controversial claim that his uncle was eaten by "cannibals" in New Guinea. Plus, Desi Lydic gives live updates on Trump's endless string of gag order hearings. #DailyShow #JordanKlepper #RonnyChieng
    00:00 - Ronny Chieng & Jordan Klepper Open
    00:35 - Donald Trump Violates Another Gag Order
    02:35 - Desi Lydic Weighs in on Trump’s Gag Order Hearing
    04:20 - Jesse Waters Claims Trump is Being Tortured by Sitting in Court
    07:55 - Biden Angers New Guinea with Cannibal Claims
    09:56 - Desi Lydic Reports Back in From the Courthouse
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  • @patriciadoiron9391
    @patriciadoiron9391 15 днів тому +1516

    you know who else is sitting in a dingy room 8 hours a day? EVERY ONE ELSE WHO HAS TO BE IN COURT BECAUSE OF HIM.

    • @user-yo3vt7ft1p
      @user-yo3vt7ft1p 15 днів тому +61

      Thank you.

    • @derrickwolters8694
      @derrickwolters8694 15 днів тому +76

      on top of that, they have to smell him!

    • @blackdove5940
      @blackdove5940 15 днів тому

      ​@@derrickwolters8694Joe biden would be happy to smell him if he was a six year old girl

    • @michaeld4861
      @michaeld4861 15 днів тому +65

      And everyone with a job that's not outside. No sympathy for workers though. He thinks there shouldn't even be a min wage. How much can a banana possibly cost? $25?

    • @samkin73
      @samkin73 15 днів тому +33

      And the jurors.. pretty sure they loving it too right

  • @megalopagus316
    @megalopagus316 15 днів тому +761

    You know what's serious? Jury intimidation.

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious 14 днів тому +1

      Apparently it's not serious when Trump does it. "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?" -Trump 2016

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 14 днів тому

      That is not serious. It has been happening forever. Also, Trump already said he will imprison his enemies on day one of his presidency. Pretty sure that if they find him guilty, they will be his enemies. He will attack them and their families. That might be jury intimidation. It applies to the kangaroo court judge and their family too. Right?
      Edit typo

    • @nickfifteen
      @nickfifteen 14 днів тому +34

      But doesn't anyone even care that the gag order is affecting Trump's constitutional right to intimidate jurors?!? /sarcasm

    • @ChristianKurzke
      @ChristianKurzke 14 днів тому +21

      ​@@nickfifteenhe reminds me more of a 3 year old, hysterically crying and pounding the floor in the grocery checkout line, when he can't get his favorite candy...

    • @jamesw.6207
      @jamesw.6207 14 днів тому +3

      Yeah, just ask the mafia.

  • @Paul77ozee
    @Paul77ozee 14 днів тому +168

    The irony of these “News reporters” claiming chumps too old to be sitting in a “cold” courtroom for 8 hours a day 4 days a week. Yet they think he’s capable of being a president 24/7. It’s pathetic.

    • @elainehewitt6813
      @elainehewitt6813 14 днів тому +5

      Right?

    • @sh4rku5
      @sh4rku5 13 днів тому

      he wasn't president 24/7 even when he was president. the hypocrisy is astounding

    • @h8GW
      @h8GW 13 днів тому +4

      Don't confuse pundits with reporters or anchormen. Jesse is about of a journalist as the last guy, Tucker.

    • @user-dw8mj8tb2l
      @user-dw8mj8tb2l 13 днів тому

      Is Biden capable? Or are you just voting for The Cackler Kamalardass

    • @Terminalsanity
      @Terminalsanity 12 днів тому +4

      @@user-dw8mj8tb2l Biden unlike Trump is sharp enough to delegate what he can't do which him infinitely more qualified than Trump, doddering though he may be.

  • @hartubmoses6645
    @hartubmoses6645 15 днів тому +85

    Wow, It's cruel and unusual to appear in court to attend your hearing? WTH?

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious 15 днів тому

      conservatives are professional weak snowflakes that tell everyone they are alpha males

    • @Quittin
      @Quittin 14 днів тому +6

      Remember this is the same people who want to spare people this punishment and go directly to conviction, at least for the poor and their political adversaries.
      So of course they want to highlight court as punishment.

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 14 днів тому +7

      He got to delay it by several years. Time for him to put on his big boy pants.

    • @Sableagle
      @Sableagle 13 днів тому +1

      @@flyrobin2544 The brown ones, with the extra room for a diaper.

  • @bsusak09
    @bsusak09 15 днів тому +229

    Putting Trump on a gag order is like putting a cookie in front of a child and telling them to not eat it when you leave the room. Same IQ, same theory, different age.

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 15 днів тому

      This old man wants to be president,leader of the free world

    • @mirna-garcia
      @mirna-garcia 14 днів тому +25

      Same IQ? That is offensive for little kids😢😮😅

    • @apmcx
      @apmcx 14 днів тому +5

      ​@@mirna-garcia💯

    • @baphometsolutely
      @baphometsolutely 14 днів тому +16

      Some children listen! Don't hate on then like that 😂😂

    • @lisaahmari7199
      @lisaahmari7199 14 днів тому

      Except when DJT is covered with crumbs he yells out "I'm being set up. Witch trial. There never were any cookies to begin with......and if there were, I have total immunity. Fake Bake-news."
      Waaay too childish for most little kids.

  • @tuckersmith5716
    @tuckersmith5716 15 днів тому +381

    Does Jesse Watters suddenly believe that incarceration is “cruel and unusual punishment?” That would be something.

    • @aa-tx7th
      @aa-tx7th 15 днів тому

      sorry it meant it is only cruel for whites 🥺🥺🥺

    • @SamuelGeist
      @SamuelGeist 15 днів тому +59

      Apparently he believes that working regular hours is cruel and unusual punishment.

    • @jessebrook1688
      @jessebrook1688 15 днів тому

      Jesse Waters believes in nothing. All he does is say what he's scripted to. You could literally replace him with AI, and Fox would lose not a whit of it's effectiveness.

    • @Jacksmithstandby
      @Jacksmithstandby 14 днів тому

      Only for Trump, and rich white men.

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious 14 днів тому +22

      Pretty sure he would have that statement redacted that if we were talking about incarcerating a black person

  • @user-bn6dk8ne8s
    @user-bn6dk8ne8s 14 днів тому +34

    Jesse Watters basically called Donald a frail old man. And, thought he was defending him by doing so. The insanity of FOX is on another level!

  • @donnaspencer-qj5su
    @donnaspencer-qj5su 15 днів тому +36

    He's trapped forever in his
    'terrible twos'...🤥

  • @spinewrenched848
    @spinewrenched848 15 днів тому +204

    These guys, and Desi are awesome! I like the rotation of all the hosts!

    • @drikai
      @drikai 15 днів тому +17

      the rotation of the correspondents as host is great, and Jon is amazing on Mondays but i really didnt like the random hosts glad thats done

    • @spinewrenched848
      @spinewrenched848 15 днів тому +5

      ​@@drikaiagreed! I was not a fan of most of the randoms.

    • @sdbutlerredux3177
      @sdbutlerredux3177 15 днів тому +5

      Don't forget Dulce, she and Desi could tag team as Double D. Yeah sure make a thing of it.

    • @isocarboxazid
      @isocarboxazid 15 днів тому +13

      @@drikaiThey should make this the new format. I also really like all of them. I really love Trevor and Jon, but this is pretty refreshing for a show to do.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 15 днів тому

      @@sdbutlerredux3177 I thought she went to only being a guest now, as she hosts her own show now.

  • @Tracy81258
    @Tracy81258 15 днів тому +370

    His own family can’t be bothered to be in the courtroom to show their support. Then again I think we all know why they don’t want to be sitting right behind him.

  • @titichartay7216
    @titichartay7216 15 днів тому +58

    Actually ritual cannibalism was still practised in the New Guinea highlands during World War 2. Due to the rugged terrain many tribes had little or no contact with the outside world & were even unaware of the war unless it crashed into their vicinity. However in the lowlands the New Guinians were beloved of the Aussie troops for their help in saving so many lives hence the nickname "Fuzzy Wuzzy Angels".

    • @teresewoltz8627
      @teresewoltz8627 15 днів тому +15

      My dad was there and it was true, they had cannibals on the New Guinea island.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 15 днів тому +11

      Yeah you don't get Kuru without being a cannibal. Guess who had a epidemic of Kuru until the late 60s.
      The Fuzzy-Wuzzy name predates the war (the Brits gave the nickname to people in Sudan in the 19th century because of their hair). The Papuans who helped got the 'Fuzzy-Wuzzy Angel' moniker because they made repeated trips back and forth ferrying supplies and wounded. For some reason they didn't like the fact that the Japanese were indiscriminately slaughtering their people, but it should be noted that initially Australia pressed them into service.

    • @titichartay7216
      @titichartay7216 15 днів тому +10

      Aware of Kuru & will again point out the geographic isolation - not defending the practice. Went on an anthropological expedition in the mid 70's. Also aware of the colonialist exploitation of indigenous people in PNG, forced labour etc. Know about Sudan. Hard to have a nuanced discussion in this forum.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 15 днів тому +7

      @@titichartay7216 I'm a child of Empires :P
      Also met Michael Crouch IRL several times, whose father was the British attache to the Sudan in the 40s-50s. So I know plenty about the Sudan. He'd go on to be the British attache to a lot of the middle east during decolonisation (survived a RPG being fired into his living room).
      AFAIK in the 40s/50s/60s/70s the practise would've been pretty much limited to the Fore people. But for the PNG PM to say it didn't happen at all, reveals that he knows virtually nothing about PNG. Why would he? Practically all the political elite in PNG spent their teens/early 20s in Australia and have the Australian diplomas and degrees to prove it.

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII 15 днів тому

      It might be true, probably a bad idea to say it anyways. He doesn't really have proof that he actually got eaten and didn't like drown or something. That there were cannibals doesn't really mean Biden's uncle got eaten.

  • @chrise.321
    @chrise.321 15 днів тому +42

    Yes, I sit at a desk indoors for 8+ hrs 5 days a week. It IS cruel & inhumane treatment.

  • @xtuffcookiex
    @xtuffcookiex 15 днів тому +283

    Fox : “ Donald Trump is a strong and willful man !”
    Also Fox : “ How can you have that poor man sitting for 8 hours in a room ?”

    • @SimonChingon
      @SimonChingon 15 днів тому +6

      EXACTLY!!!!!

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious 14 днів тому +1

      Fascist societies rhetorically cast their enemies as "at the same time too strong and too weak". Seems like they do the same for their leaders, but in the opposite context.

    • @Paul77ozee
      @Paul77ozee 14 днів тому +9

      And they want him to be president. 😂😂😂😂

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 14 днів тому +6

      Jesse said that he’s 80 and has to sit inside for 8 hours, the man needs some air and movement!

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 14 днів тому +9

      They should put trump on a treadmill for 8 hours a day. Just let him off for 15min every 2 hours, with an hour for lunch while the trial goes on. If he don't keep walking, he is clearly guilty.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 15 днів тому +421

    Pretty sure Trump thought a Kangaroo Court is a court presided by an actual kangaroo. Well joke's on him! It's actually a wallaby!

    • @scottwhallin2461
      @scottwhallin2461 15 днів тому +4

      what is a wallaby ?

    • @BoogieBoogsForever
      @BoogieBoogsForever 15 днів тому +18

      ​@@scottwhallin2461A different Aussie marsupial.

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. 15 днів тому +5

      Yeah😅
      Camela 🐫 Hareesh also thinks that a court of appeals is where bananas get processed😅😅

    • @user-oc6ys2de7y
      @user-oc6ys2de7y 15 днів тому +2

      Ghostface Killah The wally champ, son

    • @diyguru9677
      @diyguru9677 15 днів тому +3

      Wait till Trump discovers the prosecutor is actually a Dingo.

  • @barbaratruitt9484
    @barbaratruitt9484 15 днів тому +82

    My stepdad was in New Guinea during WW2. He told me it was the scariest of all when they came upon a huge pile of human skulls. He had been in a battle that lasted three days, but this scared him more.

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 15 днів тому

      I'm Papua New Genie, and Borneo, head hunters were real. It has been stopped years ago. They keep the 💀 as trophy

    • @elainehewitt6813
      @elainehewitt6813 14 днів тому

      I bet but that said, Biden made a gaffe that he shouldn’t ought to have.

    • @trailersic
      @trailersic 14 днів тому +3

      @@elainehewitt6813 Why was it a gaff if it's true?

    • @jenschi3833
      @jenschi3833 14 днів тому +4

      And Cornpop was the lead cannibal. He was a BAD dude...

    • @elainehewitt6813
      @elainehewitt6813 14 днів тому +3

      @@trailersic I think it was fairly inappropriate for a president to be telling that story. Stuff like that tends not to fall well especially right not with him being under the spotlight and all. If one of us told the story, different. A president though? Eh, not so much. He’s walking a tight rope right now.

  • @fatalshore5068
    @fatalshore5068 15 днів тому +34

    There were definitely cannibals in PNG 70 years ago. I wouldn't be surprised if there still was.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 15 днів тому +13

      It stopped at some point, the last confirmed case of Kuru (the disease from eating human flesh) was in 2009. Its a prion disease, so it stops with your death... But that would've meant that person ate another human as recently as 1949 to 1999. The fact there were hundreds of confirmed cases and deaths every year in the 60s, definitely means it was a more widespread thing than the PNG PM cares to admit.

    • @StartAtTheEnd
      @StartAtTheEnd 15 днів тому

      @@smalltime0 There is still apparently a remote tribe that practices ritual cannibalism, sad to say. Biden’s uncle absolutely could have suffered that fate. I get that PNG is sensitive about it - but every country has to deal with their own dark secrets and painful truths. The fact that it didn’t largely disappear until it was outlawed in the 1950’s, and continued to persist into the 1960’s - even til this day in some remote tribe(s) - is just the truth.

    • @notreallyhere67
      @notreallyhere67 14 днів тому +2

      ​@@smalltime0 isn't kuru a result of eating human brains/other parts of the central nervous system? Could've sworn I read that somewhere...

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren 14 днів тому

      Oh most definitely, but Joe should have known better, cause there is no proof his uncle was actually eaten and PNG has troubles enough already.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 14 днів тому

      @@notreallyhere67 Nope, the misfolding proteins will keep on going throughout the nervous system.
      Why are you wanting to eat human flesh?

  • @Punky_Brewster
    @Punky_Brewster 15 днів тому +230

    It lowkey seemed like Jesse Waters was sarcastically roasting Ttump.😆

    • @mile_high_topher
      @mile_high_topher 15 днів тому +31

      Seems probable, seeing as how Trump thinks humans have a finite amount of energy and exercise depletes it.
      No, really, the former "president" doesn't understand why we eat food.

    • @bubbawilliams
      @bubbawilliams 15 днів тому +58

      Seems like Waters is making a solid argument for why Trump is unfit to be president

    • @user-yo3vt7ft1p
      @user-yo3vt7ft1p 15 днів тому +3

      I kinda agree with you.

    • @Paz_Y_Pax
      @Paz_Y_Pax 15 днів тому +15

      @@mile_high_topher That's exactly what I was wondering... 45 often expressed his belief that exercise is bad for one's health. They aren't holding him back from working out 🤣

    • @edwardpoe7323
      @edwardpoe7323 15 днів тому +22

      Too bad irony is completely lost with the fox news crowd

  • @G11713
    @G11713 15 днів тому +134

    I like this format of rotating field "reporters" into hosting duties. Regular news shows should do this also.

  • @oakfat5178
    @oakfat5178 14 днів тому +13

    PNG highland tribes practiced ritual cannibalism up until 1970s or 80s.
    Eating the brains of defeated enemies led to a condition called Kuru, that was similar to Kreutzfelt-Jacob (mad cow) disease.
    They believed the science and gave up eating brains. Sporadic tribal conflict persists.

    • @vojtik135
      @vojtik135 13 днів тому +2

      There are even some sporadic reports even from 90s and later.

    • @oakfat5178
      @oakfat5178 13 днів тому +1

      @@vojtik135 I suppose traditions don't die out overnight. I hear occasional reports of violence based on a belief in witchcraft still taking place.

  • @content_king3012
    @content_king3012 13 днів тому +2

    Ronny chineg, Jordan Keppler, Desi lydic are the super trio of Daily show. They are best one.

  • @bthom50
    @bthom50 15 днів тому +83

    Most people in their eighties sit on a couch 8 hours a day and watch tv.

    • @paulschulte1064
      @paulschulte1064 15 днів тому +19

      I’m 74, the TV doesn’t even have to be on.

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious 14 днів тому

      @@paulschulte1064 Probably becasue you guys had to grow up with imagining *pr0n and entertainment, turned that into a pretty strong source of entertainment.

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor 14 днів тому +2

      @@paulschulte1064 but the PC better be! :D

    • @elainehewitt6813
      @elainehewitt6813 14 днів тому

      I wouldn’t say most but I’d say a lot of people do.

  • @dingaia
    @dingaia 15 днів тому +44

    klepper and ronny are such a dynamic duo

  • @robertsimonson2341
    @robertsimonson2341 15 днів тому +15

    Epic... Desi, Ronny & Jordan... Holy S*#t I could not stop laughing. Thanks. 💪💥❤❤❤

  • @GirmaKassa-ip7ht
    @GirmaKassa-ip7ht 15 днів тому +8

    A Guy who’s almost 80? I thought Fox considers Trump young

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 14 днів тому +1

      Fox will tell their viewers what they are ordered to tell, even if it's the contrary of what the've said last week.

    • @larryc1616
      @larryc1616 14 днів тому

      It's young with fox viewers

  • @24adithyanonline
    @24adithyanonline 15 днів тому +65

    8:56: Ronny's utter silence as his eyeballs just nervously looks around the room makes this all the more hilarious.

  • @pjroo
    @pjroo 15 днів тому +66

    Can’t get enough of the Five and Jesse Watters getting reamed by these masters of satire 😂

    • @Jeremyzor
      @Jeremyzor 14 днів тому

      Jesse's skits are almost always satire though?

  • @teresewoltz8627
    @teresewoltz8627 15 днів тому +30

    I think I can affirm. My dad was stationed in New Guinea and told us it still practiced cannibalism. In fact, the GIs were told to lay on back, with arm around necks with their handguns under their pillows in case the cannibals came in slot their throats and then cannibalize them. In his photo albums, one was dedicated to shrunken heads the cannibals had eaten. So it is not too far fetched that an island with cannibals would eat Americans.

    • @TheJonesy425
      @TheJonesy425 15 днів тому +2

      Thats just not true

    • @mike-williams
      @mike-williams 15 днів тому +10

      @@TheJonesy425 Cannibalism was still practiced in parts of PNG into the 60s. There are entire documentaries about it. Also read up on the disease Kuru.

    • @1IGG
      @1IGG 15 днів тому

      I assume you eat meat? Are you running around and slit the throat of every pig, cow or chicken you find in your nightly raids?

    • @antred11
      @antred11 14 днів тому +2

      How the frig can anyone sleep with their arms around their necks?

    • @markk3652
      @markk3652 14 днів тому

      Imagine the feast they’d have if the judge sentenced trumpy to wander the jungles of New Guinea…….🐖

  • @CombatMosquitoTrainer
    @CombatMosquitoTrainer 15 днів тому +26

    Fun fact. Human meat is/was called "long pig" in New Guinea

    • @bluecanine3374
      @bluecanine3374 14 днів тому

      ​@@t.n.-js6eiyeah. There were written notes/journals of people who were stranded and had to resort to cannibalism here in the US. Said the same thing, tasted like slightly salted pork.

    • @cbpd89
      @cbpd89 14 днів тому +1

      This was not the new fact I thought I was going to learn today!

  • @Rozemarijn97
    @Rozemarijn97 15 днів тому +609

    They missed Jesse's funniest bit: "Poor Donald Trump is forced to sit in a freezing courtroom all day. The courtroom is literally freezing". 😀

    • @johncorman8715
      @johncorman8715 15 днів тому +40

      Who hasn't said "it's freezing in here!" when it's actually in the low 60's? "Literally," on the other hand, means 32 or below. It means ice. If it was cold in there on the first day, on the next day, put on a long sleeved t-shirt under your dress shirt. Problem solved.

    • @smrk2452
      @smrk2452 15 днів тому +33

      Women have been dealing with that for decades

    • @charlaneparker890
      @charlaneparker890 15 днів тому +37

      it is cold for a reason. If it were warm. people would feel comfortable and drift off

    • @garyfinestine6327
      @garyfinestine6327 15 днів тому

      ​@@johncorman8715that's for water. Trumps blood is actually only 40% water. Coca cola and sludge make up the rest, which means his blood will freeze at 60°F.
      Why do you think he spent so much time in Florida for his presidency? He was surviving.

    • @AlexDeLarge2022
      @AlexDeLarge2022 15 днів тому +37

      😭 Poor Donny, always the victim. It's sooo cold in here! 🥶 Poor Donny can't even keep his little peepers open. 😴😴🙄

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 15 днів тому +58

    I love how Jordan's "Grampa's Second Family" joke hinted that Ronnie might be his half-brother. They both act like quibbling siblings sometimes. It just works!

  • @rungavagairun
    @rungavagairun 14 днів тому +3

    The rotating Daily Show hosts and blend of correspondents is a great feature. I love it.

  • @plumafina
    @plumafina 15 днів тому +6

    Excellent solution, to have different members of The Daily Show rotating as host/esses. Bravo.

  • @Lindsaybkk
    @Lindsaybkk 15 днів тому +491

    What gag order? He's still spewing his attacks on everyone and everything. Judge Merchan has failed.
    One rule for them and the rest of us ummm well double standards as always

    • @923crono
      @923crono 15 днів тому +21

      A gag order is only there to show the public that the justice system is barely paying attention. Nothing will amount to this as usual

    • @droppingplates87
      @droppingplates87 15 днів тому

      Hate to tell you this but we don’t live in a true democracy. There is always going to be rules and special exceptions for people like Trump.

    • @ulysessoliverasponyman
      @ulysessoliverasponyman 15 днів тому +5

      Jail

    • @jorionrange8336
      @jorionrange8336 15 днів тому +5

      ​@@ulysessoliverasponyman Prison*

    • @user-lv6sc6lr3t
      @user-lv6sc6lr3t 15 днів тому +5

      Gag order is only for family members and staff. The trial, judge, and DA are fair game

  • @MrsOdie2
    @MrsOdie2 15 днів тому +42

    Jesse Waters (excuse me everyone for the all caps but it's the only way to indicate how mad I am) HE IS A CRIMINAL DEFENDANT ON BAIL!!! HE DOES NOT HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS AS A FREE PERSON.

    • @jamesknight3097
      @jamesknight3097 15 днів тому

      We should want criminal defendants to have the strongest 1st amendment protections.
      Once upon a time...democrats used to believe in liberal principles

    • @SILSAL67
      @SILSAL67 14 днів тому +8

      Except he's free to go home everyday

  • @kdrcolac4360
    @kdrcolac4360 15 днів тому +7

    Ronnie, u killed it tonight. I can't breathe😂❤

  • @CrazyAnnieNolan
    @CrazyAnnieNolan 15 днів тому +24

    There were cannibals in New Guinea. I remember reading, adults taste like steak, kids taste like chicken, babies taste like fish. He's not wrong, I'm Australian, New Guinea is our next door neighbor, if he was up in the Highlands, it was a story they'd tell.

    • @cookingwithmom8081
      @cookingwithmom8081 14 днів тому

      I think Biden was conflating his uncle's experience with what happened to George Bush Sr. He was shot down during an attack on a Japanese island and picked up by the Navy. Other pilots that landed on the island were killed and eaten

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious 14 днів тому +1

      Human meat tastes like long pork, fyi. Not that I've tried it, but there are studies that have been done.
      Whatever you read, was a pile of horseshit, lol.

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor 14 днів тому +1

      @@evolicious I mean.... not necessarily. Because the studies and "reproductions" were based on adult muscles.... :<
      Don't ask me how I know this.

    • @notcharles
      @notcharles 14 днів тому

      " it was a story they'd tell. "
      You got that part right!

  • @miguelpaul1164
    @miguelpaul1164 15 днів тому +80

    People are saying diaper don looks tired, but its just his pig eyes!!! Lol

    • @tamraprice09
      @tamraprice09 15 днів тому +3

      I fell out laughing so hard 🤣 at your comment 🤣

    • @miguelpaul1164
      @miguelpaul1164 15 днів тому

      @@tamraprice09 He has 🐷 👀 s don't ya think??

    • @monrush
      @monrush 14 днів тому +5

      Finally someone else says it. I thought I was the only one! This is what it feels like when doves cry!

    • @JohnnyDelco
      @JohnnyDelco 14 днів тому +1

      What’s Biden’s excuse than?

    • @tamraprice09
      @tamraprice09 14 днів тому

      @@JohnnyDelco what is Biden's excuse for what? You did not clarify

  • @user-mn3tf7gj6g
    @user-mn3tf7gj6g 15 днів тому +386

    He will keep breaking the gag order’s & defaming EJ Carrol. She’ll be showing up for another 50 million soon.

    • @michaelharris8598
      @michaelharris8598 15 днів тому +31

      It's like the ultimate atm. It spits out million dollar bills. If you can catch him.

    • @user-ql9it8go2j
      @user-ql9it8go2j 15 днів тому +3

      How much money has she actually received maybe I’ve missed something.

    • @user-mn3tf7gj6g
      @user-mn3tf7gj6g 15 днів тому

      @@michaelharris8598
      😂

    • @user-mn3tf7gj6g
      @user-mn3tf7gj6g 15 днів тому

      @@user-ql9it8go2j
      I think it’s up to 87 million from the past 2

    • @calisto2735
      @calisto2735 15 днів тому

      @@user-ql9it8go2j over 100 million are deposited in the court for the first 2 sentences. They're waiting for the appeal. If his appeal fails, she gets a pay day easy.

  • @illawarriorhill70
    @illawarriorhill70 15 днів тому +16

    No way the court sits for 8 hours per day. They start late, finish early, and take a LONG lunch!

  • @DarkMeridian0
    @DarkMeridian0 14 днів тому +3

    That chuckle from Klepper at 5:45 was so real I actually had to pause to laugh for like a whole minute. You two have killer stage chemistry. Hope you double host more often

  • @damionrockwell2300
    @damionrockwell2300 15 днів тому +19

    Jail!

  • @Adam.Langton
    @Adam.Langton 15 днів тому +59

    I didn't know there could be such a thing as a third rate Tucker Carlson, but then along came Jesse Watters. He's like Cucker, but without the brains or charisma 🤣

    • @isocarboxazid
      @isocarboxazid 15 днів тому +5

      He's a solid 4.7/10 after a Bud Light. And that's his most appealing quality which is the only reason he's on TV. Yikes.

    • @sivvulk
      @sivvulk 15 днів тому +15

      Tucker Carlson has brains and charisma? That's some mighty Christian charity, even relatively speaking to the likes of Jesse Watters and Glenn Beck, and we are 8 months away from Christmas. Pardon me, the "War on Christmas" that woke people have supposedly been waging for three decades or so..
      But back to the main point. You sir, are too kind.

    • @defconkev
      @defconkev 15 днів тому

      Cucker and Wuter are lower than a sewer...

    • @Adam.Langton
      @Adam.Langton 15 днів тому +7

      @@sivvulk I was being a bit facetious. lol

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious 14 днів тому +1

      @@sivvulk I'd argue to that as a fact as well. Tucker is indeed a very intelligent and charismatic person, and he uses it to tell lies and conspiracy theories to build a base similar to Alex Jones and Trump cult membership. He was just on Joe Rogan's podcast making up insane lies and denouncing really basic science, all things he knows very much are facts, but plays to the character of the market he is targeting.
      He is a lot like MTG, but actually intelligent. Nothing like Boebert, who is literally a trailer trash dumbfk. Maybe close enough to Bill O'Reilly, who was just a brainrot boomer that believed in any conservative lies told to him.

  • @StartAtTheEnd
    @StartAtTheEnd 15 днів тому +19

    Cannibalism wasn’t outlawed in PNG until the 1950’s. It’s technically possible. Sorry that this is a sore spot for PNG, but cannibalism didn’t largely end until sometime in the 1960’s. If his uncle’s body was never recovered, it’s a very real possibility. Some tribes did eat bodies that dropped. Sadly, there is still a remote tribe in PNG that does still practice ritual cannibalism.

  • @satyasyasatyasya5746
    @satyasyasatyasya5746 15 днів тому +7

    *Just here for Klepper beard.* y'all have no idea what it does to me

  • @wendelynanderson9517
    @wendelynanderson9517 15 днів тому +17

    Jordan & Ronny work well together. 😂

  • @graciemalan6385
    @graciemalan6385 15 днів тому +60

    He is violated the GAS order in court. People were having trouble breathing. 😐 he is disgusting 🫣

    • @howardhughes7596
      @howardhughes7596 15 днів тому +8

      Thank goodness there’s no smoking allowed in the courthouse.

    • @marygarcia1145
      @marygarcia1145 13 днів тому +2

      Lol lol lol lol I can't stop laughing

  • @MeMyselfAndWhoKnowz
    @MeMyselfAndWhoKnowz 14 днів тому +1

    This is the most I've laughed at a Daily Show segment in a long time. I'm literally in tears 😂 Absolutely top-notch, all around, writing and delivery.

  • @criscris8142
    @criscris8142 15 днів тому +6

    Yay, Ronny Chieng!!!

  • @jayneroberts1236
    @jayneroberts1236 15 днів тому +24

    He needs exercise 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @edwardblair4096
    @edwardblair4096 15 днів тому +52

    The problem with Trump paying himself hush money is that the check would bounce, and Trump knows it, so, as much as T-p has a hard time turning away money, he wouldn't accept the deal.

    • @Sableagle
      @Sableagle 13 днів тому

      Couldn't he sue himself for the bounced cheque, claim bankruptcy and insist that the state compensate him in lieu of him compensating himself?

    • @edwardblair4096
      @edwardblair4096 13 днів тому

      @@Sableagle More likely he would sue himself for breaking the terms of his NDA, but the outcome would be the same.

  • @Mngalahad
    @Mngalahad 15 днів тому +6

    did they just pretend golf is a real sport?

  • @todd8155
    @todd8155 14 днів тому +2

    Rhyming words that end in ale. "And his favorite vegetable is... French Fries! It's definitely not kale!"

  • @56nickrich
    @56nickrich 15 днів тому +17

    Cannibals still exist. New Guinea wasn't the only place last century.

    • @JamesVomit
      @JamesVomit 15 днів тому

      You're missing the point. The point is the president of the most powerful nation in the world is old, confused, and making up stories.

    • @kubbybear5458
      @kubbybear5458 14 днів тому

      i recently read a case of a cannibalistic satanic cult some recent years back (well after the satanic panic days) and the leader became imprisoned in russia. he got let out as he agreed to be drafted to help invade ukraine.
      and there's the case from germany where a dude posted online looking for someone to willingly die so he could eat that person (spoiler: he found someone)
      there are many cases in the united states, and many "first world" countries

  • @lewismooney3941
    @lewismooney3941 15 днів тому +20

    This is exactly what the daily show needs to be!

  • @zxybabydoll
    @zxybabydoll 15 днів тому +6

    This is the absolute BEST episode I've seen in months❤❤❤

  • @djcrozier
    @djcrozier 14 днів тому +1

    The duo anchoring totally works - great job Jordan & Ronny (along with Desi as always).

  • @Mike-rh8ii
    @Mike-rh8ii 15 днів тому +165

    Jordan is the best choice for host… besides that random guy that did it yesterday.

    • @kelleysciarrino8024
      @kelleysciarrino8024 15 днів тому +17

      That’s really funny

    • @jacobjamison6827
      @jacobjamison6827 15 днів тому +15

      Nope Jessica Williams hands down!!!!

    • @jimbob3030
      @jimbob3030 15 днів тому +30

      Nobody comes even close to that random guy from yesterday.

    • @maeannette361
      @maeannette361 15 днів тому +26

      He shouldn’t be busy either since he got dismissed from jury duty

    • @sincityRNL
      @sincityRNL 15 днів тому +6

      Ronnie should have brought up the time Jesse was in China town insulting the older Chinese folks and trying to learn karate....mockingly

  • @ShariHarris-ok7lf
    @ShariHarris-ok7lf 15 днів тому +101

    Trump don't follow his gag order send his lawyer to jail for 30 days and lawyer only come out to be in the court room.

    • @franimal86
      @franimal86 15 днів тому +4

      To be fair, this looks like a Google translate error

    • @ShariHarris-ok7lf
      @ShariHarris-ok7lf 15 днів тому +5

      @@Andr50n The grammar police have to stop at Trump place first.

  • @landon1626
    @landon1626 15 днів тому +4

    There's only one thing left to do and that is put him in jail!!!

  • @Zyo117
    @Zyo117 14 днів тому +2

    "When the chips are down, these...these civilised people, they'll eat each other." -Joker

  • @user-mn3tf7gj6g
    @user-mn3tf7gj6g 15 днів тому +27

    I have an idea
    JAIL!

  • @SherryEllesson
    @SherryEllesson 15 днів тому +22

    What do we bring your horse? BALE!

  • @user-eh4jv6xw4l
    @user-eh4jv6xw4l 14 днів тому +1

    Jail, jail, jail! Please, jail!

  • @elicoats
    @elicoats 14 днів тому +2

    Love, love, LOVE this new take on how Klepper and Chieng co-host! Working co-operatively rather than competitively or adversarial actually works much, much better IMO.

  • @mnihailttalailb
    @mnihailttalailb 15 днів тому +36

    Thank you Daily Show

  • @daisydy5741
    @daisydy5741 15 днів тому +21

    Yeah Jesse, why don't you install a mini golf course inside the courtroom so your Papa Don doesn't get bored and sleepy

    • @Sableagle
      @Sableagle 13 днів тому +1

      Would you trust him with a nine-iron in that room?

  • @nicoleb3103
    @nicoleb3103 13 днів тому +1

    Ronny Chieng and Jordan Klepper can do the Daily show from now on. Great team

  • @Dynnen
    @Dynnen 15 днів тому +2

    "He needs sunlight...because at night he is sundowning hard"
    jesse waters

  • @darthvirgin7157
    @darthvirgin7157 15 днів тому +29

    jessy watters’ is sooooooo far up that ORANGE SPHINCTER…..i can’t even imagine how the guy breaths.

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. 15 днів тому

      Keep in mind…Trevor was sooooo far up the black sphincter of Barack Hussein.

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. 15 днів тому

      My comment was erased

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. 15 днів тому

      Trevor Noah was soooo far up Barack Hussein’s black sphincter

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. 15 днів тому +1

      My comment erased again

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 14 днів тому

      @@MajorHenryL. Any idea why?

  • @user-rm8yn2tr7e
    @user-rm8yn2tr7e 15 днів тому +6

    What a great line - has Trump ever thought of paying himself gag money.

  • @bexmac8136
    @bexmac8136 13 днів тому +1

    I love the Ronnie + Jordan combo!

  • @UncommonEyes
    @UncommonEyes 14 днів тому +1

    We can’t get through this without guys/gals like you🤣. Thanks a million❤.

  • @Kerry-uo6og
    @Kerry-uo6og 15 днів тому +18

    My dad was in paupua new guinea. He said the same. He barely escaped.

    • @kebert2thumbsup
      @kebert2thumbsup 15 днів тому +14

      The research supports it! Cannibalism wasn't banned there until the 1950s, and the last reported case was 1964 sooooo ya. I mean, was it uncouth of him to say on the public stage, ya. But might still be true.

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. 15 днів тому

      You people defend anything liar TaliBiden says

    • @sirearlgrey2036
      @sirearlgrey2036 15 днів тому

      Nah, it's 100% not true. The military actually refuted Biden's claim. The official report is that his plane did crash, but wasn't shot down, and it crashed into the ocean, not over land.
      So the odds he died from cannibals rather than, ya know, a crash into the ocean is rather low.

    • @kebert2thumbsup
      @kebert2thumbsup 15 днів тому

      @MajorHenryL. you're CLEARLY drinking the kool-aid. Try opening a book. But history, facts and logic aren't real to you, are they?

    • @asheronwindspear552
      @asheronwindspear552 15 днів тому

      ​@@MajorHenryL. A quick Google search found that yes there was funeral cannibalism in PNG around that time and that it was the spreader of a disease called Kuru. But I'm sure you did your own research before accusing someone else of spreading false information...

  • @jimmysolar6308
    @jimmysolar6308 15 днів тому +16

    He has freedom of bowel movement.

  • @Brandon-ml2zw
    @Brandon-ml2zw 14 днів тому +4

    As usual, as long as money excuses crime, the laws will always be written exclusively for the poor.
    A wealthy guy belligerently ignores court orders multiple times, and simply gets a “Hey! I said don’t do that! Give me what’s equivalent to 20 bucks again!”
    A poor guy is a few minutes late to his court hearing and somehow ends up in jail be default.

  • @flyrobin2544
    @flyrobin2544 14 днів тому +2

    300 days out on the golf course per year is more sunshine then any of us get.

  • @candiceleighton9445
    @candiceleighton9445 15 днів тому +11

    Yes!!!! Thanks for making my day tolerable!!

  • @radicalleftovers1016
    @radicalleftovers1016 15 днів тому +24

    Everyone remembers Fez from That 70s Shows.
    Ronny is the new Fez. It doesn't matter what he says, it's always going to be funny.

  • @phoenixluk
    @phoenixluk 13 днів тому

    Love Ronny and Jordan together! Best duo yet.

  • @jeraldehlert7903
    @jeraldehlert7903 14 днів тому +1

    More Jordan Klepper please!! Dude is great.

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 15 днів тому +38

    Jordan's hair is slowly turning into that of Conan O'Brien

    • @waterforwildlifeca
      @waterforwildlifeca 15 днів тому +2

      I can’t look away, it was cased in wax today

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 15 днів тому +2

      Jordan prepared his hair in various ways... Wait, wrong Jordan.

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 15 днів тому

      I was just wondering if Jordan shares genes with Conan

  • @squid_fish
    @squid_fish 15 днів тому +19

    The duo we all want and deserve ❤

  • @dm-dx7hs
    @dm-dx7hs 15 днів тому +4

    1:37 OK. That is funny - the literal meaning of “hush“.- he should pay HIMSELF money to HUSH UP! Great idea, Jordan 💡.

  • @MarvinNitz
    @MarvinNitz 14 днів тому

    Jordan and Ronny are the best together

  • @paraldaspassion
    @paraldaspassion 15 днів тому +14

    Harassment and threats are Not freedom of speech

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 14 днів тому

      You've missed the point here:
      Everything is allowed when it benefits Reputincans and illegal when it doesn't.
      They have only three values left: Me, Mine and My.

  • @erichubbard2217
    @erichubbard2217 15 днів тому +9

    He cant be quiet for an.entire day cause he is worried about pookie in cell block d who drinking their stash of toilet wine😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @camillechapman3108
    @camillechapman3108 14 днів тому +3

    Even 77 year old men have to sit in a court when they have been accused of a crime. Geez can they worship him any more.

  • @thurmanwashington3120
    @thurmanwashington3120 14 днів тому +1

    Jordan K. has done a great job, he has my vote to be the next host of the Daily Show.

  • @jaystrongification
    @jaystrongification 15 днів тому +4

    Best trio moving!

  • @adamspful
    @adamspful 15 днів тому +9

    I really enjoy Ronny Chieng and Dulce!

  • @CyberBeep_kenshi
    @CyberBeep_kenshi 14 днів тому +2

    if they won't act on him violating these orders, there is no point.
    lock him up already

    • @elainehewitt6813
      @elainehewitt6813 14 днів тому

      If they won’t do a gag order do you think they’ll lock him up? Nothing will ever happen to Donny boy. He has connections.

  • @vermont741
    @vermont741 14 днів тому

    Brilliant writing and delivery by the correspindents!
    Bravo!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @Fluttersniper
    @Fluttersniper 15 днів тому +6

    He breaks gag orders literally the minute he’s struck with one. This is, what, the 11th or 12th time? Just in the last month?

    • @asheronwindspear552
      @asheronwindspear552 15 днів тому

      And that's only in in this case, he's broken gag orders in other cases too.

  • @davidberglund8879
    @davidberglund8879 15 днів тому +7

    The news anchors at Faux are so out of touch.

  • @sherylallen2962
    @sherylallen2962 14 днів тому

    Fabulous show thank you guys!!! Needed this today!!! Thank you for the laughs!!!!

  • @laurie8868
    @laurie8868 14 днів тому

    Thank You for helping me survive all of this with a sense of humor!!!

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 15 днів тому +8

    Jon then Jordan. What a time

  • @BoogieBoogsForever
    @BoogieBoogsForever 15 днів тому +3

    Amd Domald Trump is arguing that that juror lives at 232 West Huron street etc 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LOL you got me!!

  • @davidgooding3143
    @davidgooding3143 13 днів тому

    More Jordan and Ronny hosting together please! Hilarious!

  • @returnofthegoth2220
    @returnofthegoth2220 14 днів тому

    I really think the team running the show together works wonderfully, echoing the talking head groups of 24-hr news networks. Mix and match!