FM Memes That Are Too True

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  • Опубліковано 29 лис 2024

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  • @karangoyal6576
    @karangoyal6576 2 роки тому +208

    Agree. SYS is the best of the lot. Keep up the good work Mr Shannon...

    • @SPProduction02
      @SPProduction02 2 роки тому +4

      And Sys, means..... LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOANNNNSSSS

  • @davidrichards613
    @davidrichards613 2 роки тому +69

    Thank goodness he's back from holiday today. I'm all for time off but I'm not ashamed to admit as a 42 year old man, that my weekday afternoons feel bad when Zea is not there.

  • @orsho8381
    @orsho8381 2 роки тому +30

    7:09 love the FNG reference

  • @Embetebe
    @Embetebe 2 роки тому +44

    7:06 Re: Striker / Defenders. Back in the day these sort of players were relatively common - Ian Marshall, Chris Sutton, Dion Dublin, Paul Warhurst (later a Defender -> Striker -> Midfielder) and lots of others I forget.
    Usually in the case of Defenders -> Strikers, they were asked to play up front to act as a temporary makeshift target man but then displayed a nack of scoring (Warhurst, Marshall) while in the case of Strikers -> Defenders they were asked to play in defence as their height helped and then demonstrated a certain nack there too. Most of them changed position while lower league coming up the leagues.

    • @albinjohnsson2511
      @albinjohnsson2511 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, not even that unusual today. I have seen teams play their center-backs as strikers at the end of games SO MANY TIMES (Swedish Allsvenskan).

    • @TheNord06
      @TheNord06 2 роки тому +2

      @@albinjohnsson2511 Burak Yılmaz was a winger, and not even during his youth team etc either, he was professional süper lig player in fenerbahçe. Went to Trabzon and emerged most prolific turkish goalscorer ever.

    • @P3TER_Official23
      @P3TER_Official23 2 роки тому +1

      Small national teams/clubs also still have these players. Like former American Samoan player Ramin Ott is a CB/ST and there's one Kazakh player like this in a German Regional league as well

    • @a.man38
      @a.man38 2 роки тому

      gary doherty

    • @stevefurrier9932
      @stevefurrier9932 Рік тому

      And a lot of times neediness is the key, when there is a lot of injury or players can't play because of yellow and red cards,and they have too much players on other posts,it's also not rare to sub in smebody.

  • @falagarius
    @falagarius 2 роки тому +23

    That mid season loss of form meme is WAY too accurate

  • @pierfrancescocosta6336
    @pierfrancescocosta6336 2 роки тому +20

    5:50 Don't worry, I forgive you! 😂
    And yes, Parma's transfer policy has been pretty bizarre in the latest years, and especially now: their squad would actually be competitive, but it's way too overloaded...

  • @Tartan_Spartan
    @Tartan_Spartan 2 роки тому +5

    9:00 Look Ma! I made it into a Zealand video. This has made my day! also I did manage to make it out of that group by the skin of my teeth, the Livi european tour continues

  • @supermanprime6758
    @supermanprime6758 2 роки тому +3

    That "I don't even know who you are" meme is the one I use when some manager mouths off about a supposed "war of words" between us.

  • @daanwind9086
    @daanwind9086 2 роки тому +7

    The Cb and striker guy is Danzell Gravenberch from de Graafschap, was my topscorer first season but my assistant manager kept putting him cb in the squad advise lol

  • @davidrichards613
    @davidrichards613 2 роки тому +39

    Zealand has given rise to a new term, Zeasplaining. The act of telling viewers of his content what he does on his content 🤣

  • @TTGHAST
    @TTGHAST 2 роки тому +4

    I remember when I trained Ruben Loftus-Cheek to be a Defender/Striker back in my day at FM 17. Those were the days...

  • @awordabout...3061
    @awordabout...3061 2 роки тому +3

    7:10 - my local club's (AFC Rushden & Diamonds) only former professional, Liam Dolman, matches this exactly. About 5'9, 100kg, CB and CF, he's got technical ability but he's more likely to just smash you into orbit.

  • @zebra7578
    @zebra7578 2 роки тому +3

    SYS needs to be a full-time series. So entertaining

  • @moderatemapper9440
    @moderatemapper9440 2 роки тому +4

    When you're finally not asleep when the video comes out

  • @deantoth1899
    @deantoth1899 2 роки тому +1

    "I absolutely love the look of that Italian 16 year old" are genuine words I've uttered in public, after having intake raiding, when on the phone to my pal who we do an online save with (I'm Carlisle, he's Tranmere)... I've had many a dirty look.

  • @Stonedead1991
    @Stonedead1991 2 роки тому +3

    Loved that Valtteri Bottas meme

  • @dewey69
    @dewey69 2 роки тому +4

    The meme on the thumbnail is so true

  • @Gwynbleidd1724
    @Gwynbleidd1724 2 роки тому +5

    The old CB and Striker reminds me of when Spurs had Gary Doherty.

  • @fsdafdsafdas
    @fsdafdsafdas 2 роки тому

    I'm constantly shocked by the quality of your videos and topics covered for FM. But agreed SYS is the one I love the most.

  • @hayzmi
    @hayzmi 2 роки тому +4

    If you haven't seen ST/CB combo at the highest level, you haven't been playing FM long enough

  • @iambicpentakill971
    @iambicpentakill971 2 роки тому

    Man, that dude opening the fridge is such a great gif!

  • @Albent
    @Albent 2 роки тому +2

    I have like over 300 players on loan, which is the main income at the club. I love having players from all the countries I can, then seeing where they are gonna play.

    • @langletprolet8378
      @langletprolet8378 2 роки тому

      I find it hard sometimes to do this strategy, especially cus its hard to make clubs agree to playing and non playing fee

    • @Albent
      @Albent 2 роки тому

      @@langletprolet8378 I hardly had any problems with that. Yeah, sometimes the player wont play (I don't use playing fees in the loans), but that's really like less than 10% of the playes.
      What I do find REALLY hard is getting players to agree to go on loan to an affiliated club. I don't bother anymore because it's like a 99% chance the player is gonna say no.

  • @distant_sounds
    @distant_sounds 2 роки тому +1

    Or when you're out all day shopping, going to lunch etc. and most of the time you're thinking of FM. While exploring a rack of clothes, standing in line at post office, sitting at a table in a restaurant eating. "Oh, I can't wait till I get home and fire up FM." Then on the way home, peering out the car window, thinking, "It's close now..." as a smile shimmers at you in the reflection. Then you're home, FM is loading, all is good and proper. Your team appears, their names glowing in the afternoon light. The cursor moves toward Continue and becomes frozen. You suddenly realise you don't want to play. Whyyyyyyyyyyy?????

  • @deadman23px
    @deadman23px 2 роки тому +1

    The joke at 6:00 is that Parma mostly acquired players via loans, loans, loans...

  • @juliancoxon9608
    @juliancoxon9608 2 роки тому

    The best FM youtuber in the planet!

  • @jprtm7h
    @jprtm7h 4 місяці тому

    OMG 2 years later here, love the shirt man ❤😏

  • @KevinV90
    @KevinV90 2 роки тому

    Lovely shirt mate! 🙏🏻♥️

  • @WaariGaming
    @WaariGaming 2 роки тому +1

    Swedish league Europa League/Champions League squad registration causes every new signing to have a crying fit because you cannot fit all of them into your couple replacement slots. You are forced to either risk them being mad for half of next season or big clubs eating up all the players before you can sign them.

  • @davidp8892
    @davidp8892 2 роки тому +1

    4:57 Man I laughed so hard. Poor Valtteri

  • @gabrielima17
    @gabrielima17 8 місяців тому

    I have the thing zealand said about going to sleep and waking up thinking about the game with both LoL and FM, two of the most addicting games I've ever known. Working home office its always a challenge to actually work

  • @keeganwalton7388
    @keeganwalton7388 2 роки тому

    Zealand mentioning Niran/FNG is my favorite thing in the world

  • @natalkumar6132
    @natalkumar6132 2 роки тому +1

    Man please do a video on Nottingham Forest.

  • @LordWay
    @LordWay 2 роки тому

    A couple of those memes I saw new and was like oh they are defo in the video this month 😂

  • @gm2407
    @gm2407 2 роки тому

    @3:45 real players start in the bottom non league tier of English football, with finances that are not ok and don't quit until they win the World Club Cup in consecutive years.

  • @chefmarc8404
    @chefmarc8404 2 роки тому +1

    My 2 games I'm grinding, fm and rust.
    Both about 7k hrs
    And zealand does mention rust

  • @kaliasplays3260
    @kaliasplays3260 2 роки тому

    5:02 I did that with Jari Litmanen at FC Lahti last year

  • @Amyante
    @Amyante 2 роки тому

    First time i played FM and had no idea what i was doing, i picked a near bottom league amateur team, thinking i couldn't possibly mess it up. Saw youth trials, and i went for the top pick.
    Actually managed to get him, and the game occasionally threw reports at me about how people were surprised i had managed to snag him. Still lost half my games though XD

  • @thelinedrive
    @thelinedrive 2 роки тому +1

    Liverpool is basically on steroids in this year’s save in how they operate. My save with Wrexham as I’m climbing up the pyramid has them with a front line Mane, Salah and Mbape and they came damn near close to Haaland. Like WTF. Yet somehow my team always puts on a strong showing against them, even won a late pre-season game against them. Now if you ask them to try and beat Norwich on the road despite being able to beat teams like Arsenal, Crystal Palace and Fulham on the way to League Cup win as a league 1 team, fatal error.exe for the whole team in terms of functioning as a unit.

    • @SlartiBartfast2469
      @SlartiBartfast2469 2 роки тому

      They have jota, mpappe , haaland, salah , mane and museala in my save with nordgæland

  • @silenceisloud8418
    @silenceisloud8418 2 роки тому

    I am digging the beard mr shannon

  • @Tuck3tt
    @Tuck3tt 2 роки тому

    Even my wife understood the "Hello UA-cam" meme!

  • @supersasukemaniac
    @supersasukemaniac Рік тому

    8:03, i think that's a Console Version meme. In the computer version you can demand better training grounds, a new main ground, or better budget when getting resigned.

  • @gm2407
    @gm2407 2 роки тому

    We should have an option of threaten resigning rather than accepting board demands. To many times have they insisted you play a certain way and the only option is continue, then when I resign they be like "can we get you stay if we give you more transfer money?" "No stop demanding I have to use the same tactics."

  • @oceanmike8516
    @oceanmike8516 2 роки тому +1

    7:05 isn’t that biefus a centre back who can play striker for Wolfsburg in the bundesliga

  • @raffetylawless1645
    @raffetylawless1645 2 роки тому +1

    Finally. I made Zealand laugh !

  • @benhayward2597
    @benhayward2597 2 роки тому

    I hired Joe Cole as a coach in the lower leagues of Italy just troll my overly sentimental friend

  • @kieronparr3403
    @kieronparr3403 2 роки тому +3

    Didn't Dion Dublin used to play Striker/Defender?

  • @chivasluis1
    @chivasluis1 Рік тому

    Bargain brand Akinfenwa!?!? 😭😂😂

  • @blazingbeast1943
    @blazingbeast1943 2 роки тому

    I've been summoned, reporting for duty Z

  • @maximboeijenga3067
    @maximboeijenga3067 2 роки тому

    Nice jersey Zealand ;)

  • @thegamingmuffin6132
    @thegamingmuffin6132 2 роки тому

    I've played a few times at the Carmarthen Town pitch

  • @christiandfrost9535
    @christiandfrost9535 2 роки тому

    I can only think of one player who could actually play both CB & striker - Daniel Agger

  • @matthales9807
    @matthales9807 2 роки тому

    7:14 that's Dion Dublin

  • @_D64_
    @_D64_ 2 роки тому

    The fact zeeland mentioned fng

  • @nicholasgiles500
    @nicholasgiles500 2 роки тому

    Hahaha. Zealand "wayyy back in FM19". All those who had Championship Manager 98/99 😬🤣

  • @willferrous8677
    @willferrous8677 6 місяців тому

    What's wrong with having 4 teams? You have the first XI, the second XI, the U21 and the U18! A 200 player squad is perfectly reasonable!

  • @gnaark1181
    @gnaark1181 2 роки тому +3

    Yes yes I have the dankest meme

  • @johnmcgaw7437
    @johnmcgaw7437 2 роки тому

    Bro, we need "Clive" to do the AFCON ASAP before it finishes.

  • @superkaylo
    @superkaylo 2 роки тому

    Dion Dublin could play Centre Half as well as Centre Forward back in the day.
    Presents Homes under the Hammer now.

  • @toninifromtelstra1621
    @toninifromtelstra1621 2 роки тому

    7:16 nah Australian u23s at the Olympics played a Cb up front ….

  • @mbvax
    @mbvax 2 роки тому

    playing a save with Dartford FC, top of the league and we just got drawn against Liverpool in the FA Cup

  • @zackyep
    @zackyep 2 роки тому

    Finally eating now

  • @davidrichards613
    @davidrichards613 2 роки тому +1

    Okay, the CB/Striker is not Sunday league... Both Dion Dublin and Chris Sutton were great strikers who also played very well at CB.

    • @loonyloser1733
      @loonyloser1733 2 роки тому

      Then you have the ST/GK combo...aka the Luis Suarez.

    • @user-ii8od4wu5p
      @user-ii8od4wu5p 2 роки тому +1

      @@loonyloser1733 Wayne Rooney!

  • @bwe1674
    @bwe1674 2 роки тому +2

    Leeeeeets goooo Notification Squaaaaad!

  • @guybar8128
    @guybar8128 2 роки тому

    Zealand, I hate Maccabi Tel Aviv (I am a Maccabi Haifa fan) but they are absolutely European Group Stage level. They’ve reached the group stage of a European competition in 7 seasons out of the last 11. Then again the group Haifa got this season IRL is much harder than the one shown in 9:08.

  • @baitkin5546
    @baitkin5546 2 роки тому

    Hair is looking....hairy Z.

  • @Blaze_e7
    @Blaze_e7 2 роки тому

    or when you are Barcelona and then play against Bayern: "Oh, so that's what a good team looks like..." 🤣🤣🤣
    (couldnt resist😬)

  • @wizcyber1255
    @wizcyber1255 2 роки тому

    Hey I was wondering if you can recreate the formation of leipzig 3-3-2-2, i think its an interesting formation that uses 2 wide cb with a potential cdm who plays as well as RWB/LWB

  • @PRFA47
    @PRFA47 2 роки тому

    7:09 Seba Coates...

  • @NoobPunisherz
    @NoobPunisherz 2 роки тому +2

    Zealand a rust Zerg leader.

    • @brianbru
      @brianbru 2 роки тому +2

      Scrolling down the comments to see if I heard him right... he plays Rust!? Another reason for me to like him lol

  • @EddieLowenheim
    @EddieLowenheim 2 роки тому

    Zealand...... Maccabi Tel Aviv are in Europe basically every year and we're in the Conference League knockout round this year after we reached the knockouts of the Europa League last season and took it to Shaktar Donetsk, so... Actually we're shit this season, who am I kidding?

  • @Obeekwillem
    @Obeekwillem 2 роки тому +2

    I always skip the "HEEELLLOOOOO YOUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE", its just to annoying, so I feel the neigbours pain. Love the channel tho for multiple years now, hoping to cathing some more streams in 22 but EU time is tough, will do my best!

  • @PianoManCoversJMB
    @PianoManCoversJMB 2 роки тому +2

    FOR ONCE I made a meme on Zealands subreddit and it doesn't make the list by 13 upvotes. Just wanted to let y'all know that your sense of humor is disgusting. (Don't take this seriously. Had to chuckle quite a few times watching this.)

  • @yvesnelissen6374
    @yvesnelissen6374 2 роки тому

    Today a played a game and scored out of a direct corner and it went cancelled because Offside

  • @TheSecretly7
    @TheSecretly7 2 роки тому

    You play Rust? Nice

  • @xmattew17
    @xmattew17 2 роки тому +1

    I'm italian and i love this type of videos but please it's Parma not Pama

  • @ricardoavila7127
    @ricardoavila7127 2 роки тому

    try a carreer at E.Amadora portuguese 2nd division

  • @AppleSauceGamingChannel
    @AppleSauceGamingChannel 2 роки тому

    Do not diss the Striker Central Defender types. Azar Karadas was .... average at both. That's something

  • @ryanb8821
    @ryanb8821 2 роки тому

    Who were the FAC team?

  • @daanwind9086
    @daanwind9086 2 роки тому

    What a jersey, anyone on the back?

  • @kayvd0467
    @kayvd0467 2 роки тому

    Clicked away bc of the Ajax shirt. You disappointed me Zealand

  • @avantiisworkshop7365
    @avantiisworkshop7365 2 роки тому

    Sometimes your voice sounds like the guy from WATOP

  • @allanholm3343
    @allanholm3343 2 роки тому

    Zero Zero...

  • @davidnoverca1371
    @davidnoverca1371 2 роки тому

    Portoooo 💙🤍 🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹

  • @prich943
    @prich943 2 роки тому

    I 100% agree with hiring old players as staff all my staff are old players

  • @kowalskigaming2103
    @kowalskigaming2103 2 роки тому

    You're a bit late for no shave November but okay