The former coach of IFK Hässleholm - a swedish 4th tier team - said the following about the young Peter Crouch who was at a loan spell there: ”He’s the only player I’ve ever seen who becomes shorter when he jumps.”
Every so often, I check transfermarkt to see if Raphael Lea'i has made a transfer to a team he deserves. I had not checked since his transfer, and I'm so glad I found out via this channel. Velez Mostar for the 2023/24 Europa Conference League. I watched Solomon Islands whole WC qualifying campaign (except the Cook Islands game, as I was in a lecture) because of this channel. I don't understand why they went for the possession domination tactics in the final vs New Zealand considering they were so deadly on the counter attack vs Tahiti and New Zealand were struggling to break down low block defences, but Lea'i still managed to impress
I'm a teacher and often watch your videos during my lunch breaks. During the screaming section, three students walked in to talk to me. This was hard to explain.
How does an FM audience not know about "dreams can't be buy"? The highlight of the Super League experiment! (For those who don't know it's what Bruno Fernandes posted online in response to the European Super League and it quickly became a meme)
Bruno was a legend for that one though fr, he was the first player from a Super League club to say SOMETHING against the idea. And the broken English meant it came straight from him, not through some PR team or whatever. The day that happened even rival fans on r/soccer were singing praises for him lol.
Zealand: I don’t scream right? Everyone one on the earth looking at each other: [he screams way too much] Editors make a combination of screaming Zealands over the last 25 years: 5:07 Also Zealand: guys that’s just excitement… ain’t I right guys…???
That promotion question was funny cause I did something recently with Brighton. Made an Erik ten hag 4231 formation that morphs into a 316 and I was on top of the PL from pretty early on and I was like "yeah, it won't last" and by March I was still top and I'm like "woah, I cannot be qualifyinv for the champions league now". I almost wanted to fail but it was like unprecedented. And now, I'm facing reg issues for champions league. It was still cool. Only lost one game. Man UTD away
4:24 Reminds me of my Andorran league save in FM20. I got a (IIRC) 40-year-old Gary Medel. In the second-to-last match before retirement... he got a red card. 7:43 In my FM23 Scarborough Athletic save, we got promoted to the Premier League at the same time Tottenham, our senior affiliate, got relegated to the Championship. Oddly, they were still my affiliate while they were one division below us. It was only broken once they returned.
Man, YT Ads are getting better at timing.. Zealand literally screaming into the camera, cuts to add with Maniac by Michael Sembello as background music.. my coffee came out my nose
4:10 *Y E S* In my save (at this point my only save in the entire game) with my home town team I'm have risen from the 3. Liga to the Bundesliga and became the best club in the world by 2033-2035. The highest fee ive have ever paid in FM23 was 45.5 million€ which is 20 Million euro more than the second most expensive signing. My center back just suddenly died (10 months injury) and I NEEDED a new defender. He was an 18 year old super talent (future home grown ftw) and almost as good as the regulars. It was a super dire situation. I would have never made that deal otherwise. I'm kinda proud, I have a transfer surplus of 400 million euro (1.1 bio€ vs 1.5 bio€), hundreds of millions in the bank, had a new stadium by 2031 and expanded it IMMEDIATELY in 2032 lmao I basically never buy for over 25 Mio. #FinancialResponsebilityIsCoolIGuess #TschörmansConsolidateBudgets4Fun
If I ever visit the UK, I will deliberately plan the trip around getting to go to Morecambe for a game even though I know of nothing else interesting around there, and don't even particularly like watching full soccer games
Anyone has any advice on how to break down opponents that play defensive lower line in H2H? Switching from a more tempo oriented, direct style to more of a tiki-taka, slow the game down and hope one of the long shots finally rips or you manage to break them down eventually? Core is really solid with a 442/424DM unfortunately
Hey Z! I can't remember when you got that Curaçao shirt (assuming it could be a mystery shirt thing, could be wrong), do you know what year is that model from? Or does anyone else know for that matter? Thanks, great video as usual
I made the Bundesliga with a wage budget of five million euro (would be second last in the 3. Liga) and made it to 8th, narrowly missing qualification for the Euro Cup. Promotion is always good and you'll be surprised how far a team of shit players that fit your tactic with good cohesion and morale can take you.
i need help asap. i have 2 strikers, one with 15 finishing and the other one with 18, but they just keep missing chances even 1 on 1 or with half of the goal open. last match a guy with just 8 finishing scored twice against me, one of those goals was a 1 on 1 he dribbled the goalkeeper and with no angle and a defender extremely close to him he scored anyway. it has been like this for the last 3 seasons with my stikers, i have really good strikers but they seem to be allergic to scoring. if someone knows what i can do to fix this i will be extremely grateful
Zealand: I don't scream Insert Zealand screaming clip Me: Finally he has stopped Commercial: Now is a good time for an unskipable Resume: Let me put that back 5 seconds for you. Zealand: AAAAAAAAGH Me: You @&£>=(#[ I am not going to buy your crap.
The former coach of IFK Hässleholm - a swedish 4th tier team - said the following about the young Peter Crouch who was at a loan spell there: ”He’s the only player I’ve ever seen who becomes shorter when he jumps.”
6'6" Wout Weghorst losing headers to 5'8" Gavi vibes
@@ashb7He has been accustomed to it by training with Martinez.
when you can't be buy FM memes 😔
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Every so often, I check transfermarkt to see if Raphael Lea'i has made a transfer to a team he deserves. I had not checked since his transfer, and I'm so glad I found out via this channel. Velez Mostar for the 2023/24 Europa Conference League.
I watched Solomon Islands whole WC qualifying campaign (except the Cook Islands game, as I was in a lecture) because of this channel. I don't understand why they went for the possession domination tactics in the final vs New Zealand considering they were so deadly on the counter attack vs Tahiti and New Zealand were struggling to break down low block defences, but Lea'i still managed to impress
i literally do the same. I even watch friendlies for leai
man got 30 minutes and left the club :/@@ΠαρασκευάςΤραυλός
I can't wait for the reaction of those who don't watch twitch when Zealand randomly turns up bald for a video
I'm a teacher and often watch your videos during my lunch breaks. During the screaming section, three students walked in to talk to me. This was hard to explain.
Headphones me lad.
We invented headphones to stop these situations from occuring.
How does an FM audience not know about "dreams can't be buy"? The highlight of the Super League experiment!
(For those who don't know it's what Bruno Fernandes posted online in response to the European Super League and it quickly became a meme)
+1
This makes much more sense.
Bruno was a legend for that one though fr, he was the first player from a Super League club to say SOMETHING against the idea. And the broken English meant it came straight from him, not through some PR team or whatever.
The day that happened even rival fans on r/soccer were singing praises for him lol.
Zealand: I don’t scream right?
Everyone one on the earth looking at each other: [he screams way too much]
Editors make a combination of screaming Zealands over the last 25 years: 5:07
Also Zealand: guys that’s just excitement… ain’t I right guys…???
That promotion question was funny cause I did something recently with Brighton. Made an Erik ten hag 4231 formation that morphs into a 316 and I was on top of the PL from pretty early on and I was like "yeah, it won't last" and by March I was still top and I'm like "woah, I cannot be qualifyinv for the champions league now". I almost wanted to fail but it was like unprecedented. And now, I'm facing reg issues for champions league. It was still cool. Only lost one game. Man UTD away
Almost 20 seconds summarising 20 years of this channel! 5:07-5:23
7:11 There is Lewandowski playing for clubs, and than there is Lewandowski playing for Poland.
4:24 Reminds me of my Andorran league save in FM20. I got a (IIRC) 40-year-old Gary Medel. In the second-to-last match before retirement... he got a red card.
7:43 In my FM23 Scarborough Athletic save, we got promoted to the Premier League at the same time Tottenham, our senior affiliate, got relegated to the Championship. Oddly, they were still my affiliate while they were one division below us. It was only broken once they returned.
Reddit Video and bro still finds a way to sing LOOOOAAAAANNNNSSSSSSSSS
So which FM memes can be buy?!
chill man he's American. English is not his first language.
@@piotrjuraszek3445 Guys, you don't know the "Dreams can't be buy" meme?
@@thargoff Ah i see, makes sense now ty
Man, remember when Bruno Fernandes made that meme by accident? Good times.
Him saying that at 1:15 before he signed a lot of players on loan and couldn't register is KILLING ME
Holy s**t I made the video!!! Big up Pontypridd United 😂
To everyone saying it should be "can be bought." search "Dreams can't be buy". This is a reference to it.
I actually had a guy get injured literally 1 minute after signing, not sure if he banged the door on the way in or what
Paper cut from the contract perhaps
Can't wait for Lea'i to come to Europe and spark confusion with Raphael Leao.
“My tram” 😂
nice to hear the name karamoko dembele again haha, saw him in person when he was 15 and i really hope he kicks on soon
You want him to die?
@@zakdawson1673 ha ha soooo funny
I've got the Solomon islands Messi tearing it up in northern ireland
Man, YT Ads are getting better at timing.. Zealand literally screaming into the camera, cuts to add with Maniac by Michael Sembello as background music.. my coffee came out my nose
4:10
*Y E S*
In my save (at this point my only save in the entire game) with my home town team I'm have risen from the 3. Liga to the Bundesliga and became the best club in the world by 2033-2035.
The highest fee ive have ever paid in FM23 was 45.5 million€ which is 20 Million euro more than the second most expensive signing.
My center back just suddenly died (10 months injury) and I NEEDED a new defender.
He was an 18 year old super talent (future home grown ftw) and almost as good as the regulars. It was a super dire situation.
I would have never made that deal otherwise.
I'm kinda proud, I have a transfer surplus of 400 million euro (1.1 bio€ vs 1.5 bio€), hundreds of millions in the bank, had a new stadium by 2031 and expanded it IMMEDIATELY in 2032 lmao
I basically never buy for over 25 Mio.
#FinancialResponsebilityIsCoolIGuess
#TschörmansConsolidateBudgets4Fun
I love my "FM Tram", great public transport
this truly are memes that can't be buy
This should be more often
If I ever visit the UK, I will deliberately plan the trip around getting to go to Morecambe for a game even though I know of nothing else interesting around there, and don't even particularly like watching full soccer games
Curacao needs Nick Mac Cuchie hahaha
The Anakim/Padmé meme hits so hard because my wife also hates the Guy thats screams ( you )
oooooo april I am so going to the taunton game meetup
So early I might post on reddit and still get featured in the video
I'm fully expecting the next video to be 'FM Memes that you Can't Sign on Loan'
Is it just me or is it Z's voice quiet? Even when turned up.
Slightly quieter but defo audible enough
Yep
Taunton is an hour or so from me. I’d be up for the match in April!
So.... basically the comment section gets a collective woooosh
It’s sad that these memes can’t be buy
Anyone has any advice on how to break down opponents that play defensive lower line in H2H? Switching from a more tempo oriented, direct style to more of a tiki-taka, slow the game down and hope one of the long shots finally rips or you manage to break them down eventually? Core is really solid with a 442/424DM unfortunately
What’s the white patterned shirt during the screaming at 5:13. I want one.
It is Forward Madison FC from the US, a third tier team. I think Zealand got it via the mystery kit sponsorship/collab.
@@thargoff thank you. Only small available now but the have some wonderful shirts so bought one.
If you're actually going to Taunton I only live 20 minutes from there, will you be doing a meetup?
"that can't be buy"
Memes video and comment section doesn't know the Bruno Fernandes meme ("Dreams can't be buy") ....
Hey Z! I can't remember when you got that Curaçao shirt (assuming it could be a mystery shirt thing, could be wrong), do you know what year is that model from? Or does anyone else know for that matter? Thanks, great video as usual
I can't believe you recorded this before becoming the Bald Fraud.
I made the Bundesliga with a wage budget of five million euro (would be second last in the 3. Liga) and made it to 8th, narrowly missing qualification for the Euro Cup. Promotion is always good and you'll be surprised how far a team of shit players that fit your tactic with good cohesion and morale can take you.
"be buy"
They can't be buy, indeed
That thumbnail tho. FM TRAM?
cmon man Armchair History waiting...
i need help asap. i have 2 strikers, one with 15 finishing and the other one with 18, but they just keep missing chances even 1 on 1 or with half of the goal open. last match a guy with just 8 finishing scored twice against me, one of those goals was a 1 on 1 he dribbled the goalkeeper and with no angle and a defender extremely close to him he scored anyway. it has been like this for the last 3 seasons with my stikers, i have really good strikers but they seem to be allergic to scoring. if someone knows what i can do to fix this i will be extremely grateful
I wish I could be buy these memes :(
I can relate with the screams 😂
The sheer number of people missing the point of the video title 😅
Not Ayal using an old stream clip where the mic clips to prove a point 😅😅
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I can't take zea seriously with hair now.
5:14 there’s people who scream more
Every streamer screams
I scroll down there is a add to get a loan
"Can't be buy" or Can't be Bought ?!?!
It is a meme itself, look up "Dreams can't be buy".
fm memes that meme on fm meming in new zealand
Zealand: I don't scream
Insert Zealand screaming clip
Me: Finally he has stopped
Commercial: Now is a good time for an unskipable
Resume: Let me put that back 5 seconds for you.
Zealand: AAAAAAAAGH
Me: You @&£>=(#[ I am not going to buy your crap.
I think Nick Mccootie belongs on a team with Lavia.
My wife just complained about your screaming in this video.
I could totally fix your singing voice! Teach you how to do some zeppplin too ;)
ExcludingLoans 1:13
I don't scream! 🤣🤣🤣
Not available for purchase by Todd Boehly 💔😂
FM memes that can’t be buy
Memes that can't be buy
Can't be buy huh? We'll see about that.
amazing video zealand but trying to encourage your audience to launch a violent takeover on New Zealand to retake the land is a bit concerning
nice title
Look up "Dreams can't be buy" and Bruno Fernandes.
FM Memes that can't be buy
FM Memes That Can’t Be Buy
I wanna watch zealand watch Taunton town live, is that weird?😂
Can you take the Oxford job Zealand
Z you need to post you fm streams as videos on UA-cam
I do www.youtube.com/@zealandsstreams
I got a stroke reading the title
It is a play on a real life meme itself (look up Bruno Fernandes and "Dreams can't be buy".)
@@thargoff I fucking knew it would be something like this
this video can't be buy
Am I tripping or the title is buggin
cAnT bE bUy
tfw you cant be buy
Title says it all. Yanks are broken.
Look up the Bruno Fernandes meme: "Dreams can't be buy".
@@thargoff Fucking 'meme'. You kids need to get a life.
Go Hokies!!
That money can’t buy…or…that can’t be bought!
“FM memes that can’t be buy” doesn’t make sense!😂
Look up: "Dreams can't be buy".
It's Bruno Fernandes reference. He twitted it when Super League was announced.
First
Nice grammar
Look up: "Dreams can't be buy".
The loan song should of been released as a single ,absolute classic ,good luck to Dembele in your save ,would of liked to see him stay at Celtic
Hate when I can’t be buy 🥲
FM Memes That Can’t Be Buy