Time to kill some monsters - Bored Horror Episode 3
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- Опубліковано 23 жов 2023
- The boys finally figure out the game and start a monster murder spree - getting a couple of kills in
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They do the Monster Mash! *Spoilers:*
0:27 Title Card
0:55, 3:05 Alan rolls Withstanding against Mummy attack
1:12, 1:49, 3:37, 6:45, Byron, Rowan, and Alan roll Fighting to hit it really hard
1:18-1:29, 14:27-14:38, 19:35-19:53, 47:53, 58:47-59:04 Comedy Retract
2:06 Adam rolls Manipulation to get the Bookworm on their side
2:52 Outrageous
3:17 Byron rolls Withstanding against Bookworm attack
3:42 _Psycho Alan has entered the chat_
4:18, 21:44, 52:44 Byron rolls Searching to find a weapon
4:50 Adam rolls Thinking to figure out what hurts a Mummy (his long-lost love abandoning him)
6:09 Alan rolls Withstanding to *Not Die*
7:20 Karloff is Double-Dead
8:03 *Dracula's Weakness*
10:10 Rowan rolls Manipulation to "extract" a second clue from Karloff
11:15 Five *First Aid Kits* + One in each Region + Heals 1 Health each + Four Players with 4/10 Health (or less) = Zero Chance of Everyone Surviving
11:43 Alan rolls Fighting to curb-stomp the Bookworm and Withstanding to *Not Die*
12:06 Rowan rolls Fighting to slay the Bookworm
12:32, 15:22, 50:36, 51:15 *Rest* _+1 Health!_
13:34, 26:15, 28:15, 56:10, 57:13 Byron rolls Searching for Weakness
14:49, 51:03 Rowan rolls Manipulation to try and get an extra *Rest* for the party
16:17 Alan fully embracing the madness
17:16 Adam rolls Thinking (advantage) to read his *Book of Folklore* about *Unseen Servants*
17:48 Adam rolls Manipulation (advantage) to get information from *Unseen Servant*
19:11, 31:28 Byron rolls Searching to find *First Aid Kit*
19:58, 32:50 Alan eats the *First Aid Kit* _+1 Health_
20:58 Adam rolls Thinking (advantage) to help Rowan deal with *Skeleton*
21:11, 41:07 Rowan having a crisis
22:30 Rowan rolls Manipulation to neg a Skeleton
23:34 *Backup Weaknesses*
24:53 Alan rolls Thinking (disadvantage) to ponder other clues
26:46 Adam rolls Thinking to check for Red Herrings
28:15 *Basement Complete*
29:19 Wine Lore
32:51 Adam & Byron roll Sneaking to stealth into Dining Room
33:10 Byron rolls Searching to check for Ooze
34:40 *Backup Weakness vs Weakness*
35:45 Byron rolls Fighting to attack Glenda the Ooze
36:43 Byron rolls Withstanding against Ooze Whip
37:16 Adam rolls Fighting to attack Glenda the Ooze
37:34, 41:28, 45:30 Alan rolls Fighting to "So anyways, I start blasting"
38:05 *Offensive Power: **_Bouncy_*
38:46, 40:08 Rowan rolls Fighting to carve out a d*ck to suck
39:38 Adam rolls Withstanding to sacrifice himself for Rowan _(+1 pay raise)_
40:41 Adam rolls Searching to find a better weapon
42:36 Byron rolls Searching to check her Health Bar
43:24 Byron invokes his *Specialty* to put everything into this one Fighting roll
44:50 Rowan rolls Withstanding against getting wrekt
46:07 Everyone puts it all on the line to finish off Glenda the Ooze
46:40 Adam rolls Thinking to bestow _Guidance_
48:32, 49:52 *Generic Clue*
49:10 Rowan rolls Manipulation to "extract" an extra clue from Glenda
52:54 _Seventeen_ successful Searching checks by Byron as of this moment (20 successful checks by end of episode, 21 successful rolls)
53:20 +3 Damage Weapon
53:35 Rowan rolls Manipulation to suck Lurch's d*ck for more intel
58:21 *Clarification: is Attack Range a thing?*
59:26 Adam & Byron roll Sneaking to infiltrate the Reflecting Pool
59:45 Byron has a crisis
1:00:54 Alan rolls Withstanding to withstand things
1:01:09 Rowan rolls Manipulating to manipulate Alan
1:01:35 Byron rolls Searching (disadvantage) to look for *First Aid Kit*
1:02:18 Byron eats the *First Aid Kit* _+1 Health_
Thanks
Thanks
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This
It should be a pocket protector insert for the VLDL Polo's... Or a pen.
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Having 2 uploads per week on this channel is just... so awesome!
Hell yeah
Agree
These episodes being an hour long too essentially gives us triple the content 😁
😍😍😍
Seconded!
Love how the Thumbnail makes it look like Alan’s sanity has finally snaped and is about to end Rowan from behind with the golf club.
Oh he's snapped many a time before...
We knew it would happen one day
Well Alan does have psycho after all
The sad thing is ,Ben would kill it in this game the way he rolls!
The thumbnail lies, been saying Adams dead for Ages..
Does anyone else expect Rowan to start making an inspirational speech? "I'm the manager, a position that is rightfully mine."
Isn't it his brother's?
Nope, not his brother's position. It was established by his grandfather and passed down to Rowan through his father. The position is rightfully his!
And Allan just shakes his head in disagreement when he knows that Rowan just took the opportunity of managerial position from him.
I expect that when they find any med kits he’s going to take it and say manager privileges
@@patricktoppin8685Are you sure? I mean, Rowan received a spoon - I clearly remember that episode, his granfather died fighting against the invading Karens and the manager role was bestowed to Rowan's brother
In episode 1, the woman warned of the winners being doomed to a half existence. That existence is the purgatory of retail employment.
Oh… so these guys were already doomed
They have a chance to escape their half existence. It's just a chance of no existence.
@@Kineth1Well Adam tried that before, but he was revived by Rowan.
They should have given the sword to Alan so he can show these monsters what Playtech does to robbers.
I can picture the scen already.
As Dr. Acula came to the floor breaking his own rules out of boredoom Alan turns his head and seemingly frighten tone asks
"Wh-who are you? How did ypu get here?"
Dr.Acula :"How rude of you to forget my name , but what could I expect from ineducated incompetent peseants like you? I am Dr Acula the host of this residence..."
Alan:"But that doesn't make any sense , Dr . Acula was supposed to be upstairs , so if you aren't Dr . Acula it means you must be a robber. Do you know what we do to robbers in techtown?"*pulls out the gun with garlic-soaked silver bullets*
If you’re not a customer - you must be a robber!!
If you're not a robber - you must be an owner!! (Welcome to the loop)
"So the garlic is in the kitchen. Cool."
[Minutes later]
"So now we're in the kitchen. Nothing to search for here, let's move on."
Every time
I love them, but he looks at them so that they are really dumb, I see in the presenter’s eyes how he is dumbfounded by the fact that they do not understand how triple the game is, even when he explains the same thing for the third time, they do not analyze his words at all and what happened earlier in the game.
When Rob was asking what Byron was searching for I was repeating "weakness"
I guess they don’t remember that Adam can’t die since Rowan can just bring him back to life.
Well I guess then Rowan could bring anyone back to life?
that just means they Rob will have to kill Rowan first.... oh no.
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD Yep, he can just suck death out of them, or just suck the Death himself (instead of playing chess with him) to convince him of bringing them back to life.
Up ya get!
I’m actually convinced Rob is actively trying to kill them in this one 😂 payback for the DND Torture.
Didn't you hear the man, it's horror
For example, when he rounded down the reflection damge at 38:26?
Absolutely trying to tpk
Med kits should for sure heal at least 2 HP
Ya I absolutely don't see them clearing this campaign 😂
Byron has the Anti-Ben Status Affect with his roll’s 😂
And Alan is sitting in the ben spot & failing 😅
Or maybe he is inheriting bens low rolls
*effect
@@Poppy_is_my_dogit’s the cursed spot
@@shadowknight1509you know, now that Bob is effectively the best searcher, you might be on to something
Byron might be the mvp of this run, if they ever survive and defeat the last 3 monsters, with his virtually 100% search check.
Adam, fighting Glenda: "I'm looking for a weapon".
The way Alan racked up failure rolls it must be that seat at the table that is cursed.
Absolutely love the children's music that plays when Rob has to dumb down the verse that the mummy quotes! LOL!
Other than Adam and Rob, the VLDL guys are showing their goldfish attention spans. :)
Editors doing a great job with the music! 😍
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD and a sound effects, they are quite a nice addition. You should keep them.
Do NOT forget to turn your subtitles ON! Do you understand? I mean it. Check it! Be sure!
Also, the witty comments lorquin added to the captions is 👌
Good to know Lord Sir Conrau is moonlighting as a blob. (or at least his voice)
Yep, Lord Sir Conrau is officially gender fluid.
@@SzaraSzaranczai think rowan's stomach is full of gender fluid
You should TOTALLY bring back "Behind the Screens" with Sir Vay (I think that was his name) interviewing the BORED characters about these one-shots and PLEASE have him tell us the odds on that many successes when he interviews Byron!!!
He should also interview Dr. A Cula's, did I spell that right?, reaction on how Rowan was able to easily manipulate his monsterette into giving up Information.
"Ugh, Those FOOLS!"
And have him call out Byron for forgetting he was supposed to have disadvantage on some of those. 😁
@@mr.truffles9294 I think it will be difficult for him to admit that Rowan is a better sucker than him.
Ba Dum Tss@@SzaraSzarancza
So close to one of them dying! Even though they are better prepping themselves, the odds of them all getting out alive is not high
… yup 😳
I was waiting for a fourth wall break from Greg, whispering in Alan’s ear “Check your pocket” and Alan pulling out some garlic, that was always there ✌🏽😎
Greg's garlic is hidden deep inside Alan's heart. Obtaining it may be a little tiny bit... lethal.
35:00 "imo entirely justified whining" Lorquin killing it with the subtitles!
Can we all take a momment of respect for Rob and how amazing of a Dungeon Master he is.
I love how everyone jumped on Byron for not rolling with disadvantage. Meanwhile, Rowan is getting away with it.
They also couldn't figure out that the columns and rows meant the kitchen tiles, forgot to search the kitchen for the garlic while they were in the before fighting the ooze, which may have helped them actually. I mean they're obviously not that amazingly skilled with their brains tbf. Rob is definitely the smartest of the bunch and it shows 😅
Manager's privileges Boi. 😉
Yes, even though Byron was called out for rolling without disadvantage, Allan and Rowan still didn't roll with disadvantage when they were withstanding and manipulating respectively.😂
@@mr.truffles9294 they seem to be a lot less focused on the rules in these and just want to have fun. I genuinely doubt that Byron did it on purpose. Remember these guys are comedians and not dnd players and are constantly distracted and joking around and laughing, Rob even joins in.
It's also a mechanic they're probably not used to, I doubt byron plays that much and even if he does in dnd you don’t get disadvantage at low health.
Byron missed a chance to say, “Never tell me the odds,” after making another search roll.
I love the logic puzzle aspect to this, a shame the guys are all so slow on the uptake... But at least they're finding their niche and working together.
This whole one-shot looks very much like a team play training course prepared for them.
this is technically a horror-sudoku😅🧮
I like that Ben’s still here in spirit with the comedy retracts
Byron is the anti-Ben with those golden search rolls he has been making.
The amount of time they already should have been dead without Rob's generosity is hilarious😂
Very excited to see the gang bungle their way through the castle in the continued Scooby Doo Esque fashion!
As a scientist I love watching a maths guy play DnD. The random moments when he points out that statistics are not infallible puts a proper smile on my face XD
I also thought that backup weakness is just as good as the regular weakness.
So frustrating to watch these guys continually forget to search for the Garlic in the kitchen!
But a great watch again, loving this ❤
Was legit away to say haha
They even said out loud "let's go into the kitchen and get the garlic then we'll go outside" and then they just went outside 😂
@@TheBl00D1u5t yup lol super frustrating it's like watching jacksepticeye play horrors when he ignores obvious clues etc lol 😂 just shouting at the screen
At least they got it in the end 😂
@@SilverfinS7 true that lol but I can see some of em dying in last episode
Alan just gonna keep the golf club and make Adam have a 1 weapon.
Byron. Trying to be sneaky with not rolling the disadvantages, the music almost made it sound like Rob was going to destroy him.
wdym almost? Rob probably *was going to*
With reference to last episode… a pry bar is a short or small crowbar, usually about 30-50cm long,and a crow bar is usually a meter to a meter and a half long. Both look similar but only one is wielded by Gordon Freeman.
GAGGING for a BORED "Turkey Apocalypse" for November and/or a "Save Santa/Christmas" for December!!! Rob, you are truly a genius!!!!!
I don't think Kiwis do thanksgiving.
the Byron tripping over his shoe lace when he failed a check sound effect broke me
I'm só happy to realize on Tuesdays that it's now temporarily twice-weekly D&D fun from VLDL 🥰
Very soon you’ll have the girls game running permanently too! 😍
I can’t wait for the girls games! I hope there’s eventually a cross over
@@crow7442 ...and cross-dressing too.
@@SzaraSzarancza that’s the only way 😂bodgers casino fling and one of the girls cross dressing as a boy and then they meet 😂
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD So it's, Rhi, Ellie, Brit, and Hamish's wife (in Epic NPC MAN) ?
I love these constant RPG uploads. I know it might be tough on the team (schedule's etc) but it's VERY much appreciated by I'm pretty sure every subscriber
Comedy retract is such an OP move for comedians who screwed up
Alan is no longer a little lamb... he is a RAM! 🐏
Lmao Rob really just wants to brutally murder them in this game.
Especially since they can’t heal completely during a rest lol
I mean, can you blame him?
@@Lorqu1n lmao not really
Whatever Rob will throw at them, at least Rowan won't die with an empty stomach.
Brian: *didn't do disadvantage roll for a few rounds and got a lecture from Rob*
Rowan: *sigh* Brandon...
Also Rowan: *didn't do disadvantage roll at all*
Manager's privileges.
Alan's forgetting about the garlic because he's always carrying some as Greg
The smell of the garlic is always with him.
Rowan: You get the night off!
Alan: It's Friday evening!
Rowan: When's your next day off?
Alan: Saturday!
Rowan: You get Saturday off...
Luckily, Rowan still gives them an Off.
If I remember correctly, Rowan rejects their Bereavement leave, leave to attend their sister's marriages, resignation letters, and even their death at their own funeral.
Almost expected Rowan to say : " I'm Bodger, I bodge"
Man, can they beat the werewolf, even with the weakness, as low as they are on HP? One failed withstanding check is dead, I think. Except for Byran.
Unless Rob keeps giving them freebies then I don't think it's likely. The one point on rest is pretty brutal especially when you need a check to get the second one.
Maybe the first hour could've been a 2 point heal and then if they pass the check Dracula gives them a half an hour for 1 more HP to at least give them some kind of chance to heal up.
I second this
Kills me that they got the silver bullets and could probably take down the werewolf to try escaping but have completely forgotten that their motivation is to get out
There's still the caste walls with a portcullis, the living suits of armor, ya know.
@@karategirl084 - yes. And I don't expect any of them to remember that.
Rob probably won't let them leave before they kill all the monsters.
@@saskia4219 - When has what Rob wants them to do ever stopped them?
@@DrakeWurrum Well in one shots like that Rob insists more on doing things the intended way. Especially in this bored horror ttrpg.
I like that they didn’t notice the big hint Rob gave them. “You can’t take another rest ON THIS FLOOR”
Can't wait to see the realization that the werewolf deal 6 damage instead of the normal 4.
He'll be back down to 4 now they've got his weakness thankfully. They're still so dead mind
Ah yes probably the +2 damage is the power buff@@Lorqu1n
If Ben was in this campaign you know he’d be rolling 80s and 90s on every roll
53:39 I swear Rowan's breath at the end of this will probably be the most rancid thing in that mansion
...and his tongue will be so sticky that he can easily catch flies with it.
50:15 This clue is pretty useful, it means that the garlic is in the kitchen or drawing room. I can't remember where they got the stake from. They don't need the salt from the guest room any longer. They should probably search for the three remaining first aid kits and get back to 5 health to remove disadvantage. If only they could Manipulate Dr. A. Cula into giving them a night's rest at the guest room since they're all nearly dead, by giving up the stake or something. Adam should be using the golf club since it deals more damage.
Rowan speaking in Rowanish: Payrise.
Translation to English: We don't have the slightest chance of getting out of here alive.
2:06 that reaction... solid gold!
"laughs in chicken"
Seriously screaming at the screen the garlic is in the kitchen!!!
2:10 the wordless communication that everyone who has watched this whole series understood 😂
How are these four all still alive?! Well, I guess a very generous GM helps 😛
Amazing work on the story and system Rob, and to all the others for playing along so entertainingly! Am absolutely on the edge of my seat with fingers crossed you'll all somehow miraculously make it out alive!
*3 people making noises that might be words* ahaha
Perhaps in tens of thousands of years some civilized language will evolve out of it.
I love the sounds added to the video. They add so much! I would say almost as much as a green screen scene. Really nice❤ thanks for this fantastic campaign.
I see Rob has been wine tasting with Ben.
So sad that next week is the last time we get two episodes of glorious content a week 😫😭
I'm hoping we get another one of these, I'll take a one shot and one longer series, it'll be dope when we finally get 2 longer series tho, like how they planned the all girls DnD @.@ I'm so excited!
The girls DnD is close! Then two pieces of content a week again! 😍
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD oooh can't wait!! 😱
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD WOOOOO LESGOOO!
Such a good mini series, hope you continue to do more of these 😊
Nice to see that Brian has finally been embraced as part of the Playtec team.
Favourite series by a mile, great campaign makes me want to play dnd
I love to see the no initiative combat where players can go freely in any order.
But the disadvantage is that the enemy always gets the first attack unless they sneak up on them
Sudoku has never been so entertaining!
I noticed Alan in Ben’s seat is not rolling well - maybe it isn’t the Van Lier curse, maybe it’s the GM’s left hand?
Yap, a hand of Vecna most likely.😂
Did anyone else hear a bullywug lord around 47:50?
The faces Rowan keeps making in between rolls. 🤣
He's practicing his mustache expressions.
@@SzaraSzarancza well they are amazing. Lol
Rarely have issues with any of the videos, but the lack of clear indication for the backup weaknesses being less effective is just some slight bs. Size in most cases will be interpreted as flavoring, especially when it was established that the mere presence of the item was enough to weaken them without any need to use it.
I looked out for it on the second watch and didn't hear anything that would imply weaker, not even in flavour. I know it was supposed to be subtle/coded so entirely possible I missed it but I would agree they were done dirty there.
@@Lorqu1nIt seems weird that the monsters who desperately want to consume tasty human snacks would risk getting caught cheating and being banned from the game, yet they cheat by tricking humans into using weaker items that actually give their fellow monsters advantage on making the kill and keeping the prize
@@Lorqu1nYeah. The trouble with subtle or cryptic clues, is that they're always about 80% more obvious to the person who wrote them, than they are to the people who are trying to solve them. These guys can make you laugh till you can't see, but they don't do subtle or cryptic, when it comes to clues.
Big thanks for the subtitles, by the way. I'd be lost in the chaos, without them. 👍
I bet the collumns and rows thing means the kitchen tiles
Oh wow they left the kitchen without even looking for the garlic. 😅
I 100% expected alan to shout "lantern of revealing" when the ghost was mentioned 😂
Definitely the most intense episode yet. Had me feeling almost as much as Dirk when everyone's health dropped drastically
Good lord Rowan short circuiting when Adam pointed out that skeletons have no dicks was so funny 😂
So every single one if these guys has adhd right? I mean not one of them can keep a thought in their head, constantly distracted, constantly disruptive and preventing the others from focussing.
Alan is over there withstanding like a boss. 😄
The poor boys still have 3 monsters to go, they are done for unless they kill a monster in one turn they are goners.
50:23 Alan said literally exactly what was on my mind by this point 😂
Absolutely loved it though great stuff as always ❤
I hope once one of them dies, they just turn into a ghost following the party around nagging them the whole time
While crunching on Doritos right in their ears(pubg episode: Annoying backseat gamer in PUBG - Backseat Gamer)
Ok, I've rewatches all 3 episodes in prep for the finale, and I've also compiled all the info so far in regards to monster weaknesses and their locations. After attempting to figure out where the remaining unknowns are, I've concluded that I do not yet have enough data to finish the puzzle.
First, while the weakness cannot be on the same floor as its related monster, the red herring can. The banshee's red herring is either in storage or observatory, because the mummy's is in either master bedroom or bathroom. And the mummy's backup weakness is in the forest, since the attic had its real weakness and the ground and basement floors are already finished, backup and RH are on the other regions which puts the backup in forest.
My final guess on where the others are is: vampire backup in storage (probably old moldy garlic), banshee RH in observatory, werewolf backup in master bedroom (small silver jewelry) and mummy RH in bathroom.
Not sure they'll live long enough to find out though lol
Oh yes, our weekly horror dose is here! 👻
Rob, your stories are always so engaging! Keep the good work coming, guys ❤
Lol, the low rumbling ambience when Rob get angry at min 59:55 😂
Yea it's very rare to see him mad so it definitely hits when he is
Love that Adam is lecturing Alan about garlic, of all people XD.
Adam is just channeling his inner Baradun, always mocking Greg whenever he can.
Too bad Greg the Garlic Farmer isn't around to help them out. And Glenda should have been named Karen. 🤣
No matter what name the Kraken has, the Kraken will always be the Kraken.
They are not going to survive this one, I think. At least not all of them.
For what it's worth, I also thought the backup weakness would have the full effect. Ah well. Can't wait for the next one!
A shout out to the video editors: great job with background music and sound effects!
Fun fact: manipulation could have been used to made a distracting noise to help give the other group an advantage on stealth (or something)
42:00 genuinely thought Byron was about to say "I need to do a quick commerciiiiiaaaal break!" with that pause LOL
Rowan is not used to having low HP XD
After all those successful "manipulations" he should already have at least 10th lv and plenty of HP to spend in fights.
Alan could've given the club to Adam
...to corrupt him with his own essence imbued to the club.
VLDL DnD is the only dnd channel I'd watch for 3 hours straight 😭😭😭😭
Is it bad I was really hoping the banshee's weakness was a vacuum cleaner?
The way Rowan slowly, smirkingly reached for the dice toward the end of this session... absolutely hilarious!
OK let's see who's gonna bite it first lol. My moneys on Adam
These are so good Rob never fails to surprise me with his skill in creating an amazing game.
Is that the refrigerated mouse I see on the shelf back there? 😂😂
I find it interesting that everyone except for Alan has found their niches. Rowan gets extra clues, Byron does the searching and Adam does the thinking, but Alan hasn't really done much.
Alan started blasting! He is a fighter who shoots and withstands dramage.
I would 100% buy this game to play with my groups at Halloween every year!
It's hard to keep everything straight in these games. Adam getting hung up on columns and stuff, while us viewers are sitting here thinking about chess moves and Awakenings XD
Alan - "I just start blastin"....why didn't I see this coming as soon as he got the gun...