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  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024

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  • @johnheaps4559
    @johnheaps4559 27 днів тому +47

    Best line ever, they’re not supposed to be able to do that with a rubber chicken.

    • @lacucaracha111111
      @lacucaracha111111 15 днів тому +1

      *supposed to do that, which makes it even funnier as your human brain runs wild with all the silly possibilities XD

    • @Damoinion
      @Damoinion 7 днів тому

      Closely followed by "..playing Calvin Ball with brass knuckles." 🤣

  • @Kaocyde
    @Kaocyde 25 днів тому +41

    Outside of sci-fi, in the real world.....this has pretty much happened already.
    DARPA made an AI unit that would act as an advanced detection system for ground troops. Then, they challenged a few USMC grunts to start from 100 yards away and touch it without being detected. As soon as they said "go", 2 marines begand somersaulting the entire 100 yard length and tagged the unit, beating the challenge.
    After that, the marines started getting really creative.

    • @Have_some_plasma
      @Have_some_plasma 21 день тому +8

      Iirc one took a bunch of branches and started cosplaying as a small tree and another pulled Metal Gear shenanigans with a cardboard box

    • @DARKANGEL20PR
      @DARKANGEL20PR 21 день тому

      Need more info of what they do

    • @NobodyDungeons
      @NobodyDungeons 20 днів тому

      @@DARKANGEL20PR One of them just started doing cartwheels

    • @NobodyDungeons
      @NobodyDungeons 20 днів тому +5

      Military: We developed this cool super advanced AI detection unit.
      Marines: Cool I'm going to beat it with a cardboard box and a silly dance

    • @Kaocyde
      @Kaocyde 20 днів тому +5

      @DARKANGEL20PR the 3 real stand out methods the marines used were cartwheeling/somersaulting the full distance, grabbing fallen branches from a nearby pine and "walking like a tree", and the best - going full MGS with an empty cardboard box....the marines could be heard giggling inside as they walked up and tagged it.

  • @finnmcool2
    @finnmcool2 25 днів тому +20

    First: I love the idea of tactical geography. Second: Someone left grunts unsupervised? On purpose?

  • @MalfisByMidnight
    @MalfisByMidnight 18 днів тому +2

    Reminds me when a company building Combat robots had their AI watch a bunch of Marines... learned how to identify humans... then had the Marines try and sneak up on it and touch it.
    The one that strapped branches to himself and "moved as much like a tree as he could" is my favorite.

  • @TheLoneHaranger
    @TheLoneHaranger 27 днів тому +10

    Comedy gold.
    The "rubber chicken" and "essentially disabled with a face pack", I snorted coffee out my nose!
    And the cherry on top, art piece entitled, "Error 404".
    So many pop culture references, and the international flavours, the author showed quite the well-rounded and eclectic grasp of what makes humans 'human'.
    I've added it to my 'Watch Again' list, fo' sho.

  • @RobertDePyssler
    @RobertDePyssler 26 днів тому +7

    This one had me crying with laughter. I can imagine our military doing stuff like this and coming up with other crazy stuff just for amusement. Great story.😊

  • @GrigoriZhukov
    @GrigoriZhukov 28 днів тому +12

    "Calvin Ball only with brass knunckles"
    made me smile with ruthless glee.

    • @eddavis9704
      @eddavis9704 27 днів тому +4

      And they didn't even use the secret invisible fourth base while hopping on one foot. 😂

  • @CryptidsRoost
    @CryptidsRoost 28 днів тому +21

    Caffeinated squirrels and cats discovering energy drinks had me rolling 😂 😂

  • @edhenderson1655
    @edhenderson1655 25 днів тому +6

    Dr Kelly Patel and her ".... particular form of politeness that suggested someone was about to regret their life choices...."
    😅😅😅😅😅😅 That was my mother when I was a child! I knew EXACTLY what that paticular politenes meant then, and I know EXACTLY what the implication of that is here in the start of this story, LOL!!

  • @LawrenceKennard
    @LawrenceKennard 26 днів тому +2

    This is the kind of writing I'm looking for! This writer is a professional at parody in the most intelligent way. I'm actually going to go back and listen to it again😮

  • @jamesoddsends4483
    @jamesoddsends4483 28 днів тому +18

    In stead of "Humans where here" it should have be "Kilroy was here"

  • @RedDadRedemption
    @RedDadRedemption 27 днів тому +4

    Legend says the AK unit is still there 47 thousand years later still meditating on it's own breakdown of logic circuits.

  • @delmccormack7001
    @delmccormack7001 28 днів тому +31

    Now follow up with Marines in combat battle armor fighting the robots. "We surrender!!! Just stop making giant guns!!!" You know, the accidental conquerors.

    • @Katie-tx3gd
      @Katie-tx3gd 27 днів тому

      😮😮😮😮😮😮😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😮

  • @pokebreeder2517
    @pokebreeder2517 24 дні тому +7

    where where these soldiers during skynet?

  • @jonathanhouser7817
    @jonathanhouser7817 25 днів тому +5

    A+ Calvin Ball reference

  • @DonPatrono
    @DonPatrono 17 днів тому +2

    "But the tensile strength of our war robots...how could he tear off the K9000 arm"
    "You see, Lance Corporal Abe bet his last can of Zyn with Gunny Espera that he wouldn't slam a six pack of Rip-Its and tear down a clanker barehanded, and Espera simply said "Aight, bet"....this is the result. Please open a channel with Abe, Espera is waiting for his Zyn"

    • @Upt.Spider
      @Upt.Spider 13 днів тому

      That would definitely happen 😂

  • @lordmech
    @lordmech 27 днів тому +2

    of ALL the sci-fi stories i have heard on YT this has to be THE funniest i have heard awesome job with the writing.

  • @midnightelectric1
    @midnightelectric1 27 днів тому +8

    Playing Calvin Ball with brass knuckles. Hobbs and I are having a sandwich and loving the writing.

  • @bluesnakewoman
    @bluesnakewoman 9 днів тому

    Liked the humor makes the story more enjoyable.
    Subscribing

  • @chryssmetzler2098
    @chryssmetzler2098 16 днів тому +1

    Didn't captain kirk have a habit of destroying machines?

  • @leyphon7566
    @leyphon7566 25 днів тому +3

    "humans are incorrect. physic objects should not move this way" had me dying xD

  • @jorritnaga
    @jorritnaga 25 днів тому +1

    Cats who discovered energy drinks , made me cry - laugh and almost run off the road .

  • @WTH1812
    @WTH1812 17 днів тому

    Great variation on a very old story. The phrasing and sarcasm are perfect. I've read and heard dozens of stories like this, but this one is the best.
    Good book, "The Mouse That Roared", about how the US was conquered.
    Similar to the US Revolutionary War with stalking, attacking, and disappearing into the woods against proper lines of well trained soldiers in bright red coats that nothing could camouflage.
    ICYMI, British wore the bright red coats since red was the cheapest color dye available and no European army used camouflage.

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 15 днів тому

    " Some may call it stubborn, we call it Tuesday" Is about the most matter of fact instructor saying I can imagine

  • @keithisco123
    @keithisco123 27 днів тому +2

    Very Terry Pratchett😂
    Excellent thank you

    • @TheLoneHaranger
      @TheLoneHaranger 27 днів тому

      Zackry what I thought. 😉
      Nice to know somebody else is familiar with his sublime canon.
      (One day I hope to re-visit those wonderful books.)

  • @antsquirly7654
    @antsquirly7654 28 днів тому +3

    Absolutely LOVED it!!!

  • @KibuFox
    @KibuFox 27 днів тому +1

    I can totally picture one of the robots having an existential crisis. Especially after the caffeinated squirrels comment.

  • @Sci-FantasyWorlds
    @Sci-FantasyWorlds 24 дні тому

    Best line ever, I swear, no one’s supposed to be able to pull that off with a garden gnome.

  • @DiverDan2010
    @DiverDan2010 28 днів тому +6

    Nice reference to The Andromeda Strain. Error 404

    • @ianbelletti6241
      @ianbelletti6241 27 днів тому +1

      Even worse. It's a reference to a common computer error.

  • @Aaron-io8vw
    @Aaron-io8vw 28 днів тому +8

    Dr. Patel went to the Jean Luc Picard school of command.
    Tugs shirt into place then proceeded to layth the Smacketh down on some alien assholes.

  • @Speedfly1
    @Speedfly1 25 днів тому +1

    Really fun, loved it. I really had hope to hear about the rubber chicken, but very fun anyway.🤪😝🙃🥴😵🤤

  • @carlsams8153
    @carlsams8153 19 днів тому +1

    The Fat Electrician had a video on a group of AI harbors and a bunch of Marines and what the Marines did to them.

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 15 днів тому +1

    "Pulling a Straya" xD

  • @kamitekeiichi2376
    @kamitekeiichi2376 22 дні тому

    man who is the crazy genius writing these things XD

  • @DaniilPiljovin
    @DaniilPiljovin 28 днів тому +4

    " we call it Tuesday" : D

    • @TheLoneHaranger
      @TheLoneHaranger 27 днів тому

      Yeah. 😅
      And, "Oh, it's something we came up with during drunk movie night".

  • @DragoonZell
    @DragoonZell 7 днів тому

    Playing Calvin ball with Brass Knuckles XD lol. Never thought i see a Calvin and Hobbs Reference.

  • @Team.WorldTour
    @Team.WorldTour 19 днів тому

    Is this a 'Hidden Chapter' of The Hitchhikers Guide?

  • @NobodyDungeons
    @NobodyDungeons 20 днів тому +1

    These are just baseline humans too. Imagine when they start sending in the gene edited super soldiers.

  • @wayneputtock1605
    @wayneputtock1605 28 днів тому +3

    This make me laugh . good and funny story .

  • @chloekaftan
    @chloekaftan 17 днів тому +1

    16:53 and this is how the Contingency (in stellaris) was born, not with enslaved sapient AI or robotic uprisings, not with Gestalt Consciousness taking over the administrative and military duties of their creators cradle world, not by digitizing all organic life into a single coalesced mass of hivemind intelligence, but because they had an existential crisis when they realized they could never win against billions of years of evolution.
    edit: ngl i almost feel bad for the developers of their combat AI, since their entire empires economy likely hinges on the exports of these robots to their allies in the galactic community. now that humans made them look like a joke they inadvertently crushed their economy, which was bound to happen when your entire economy is balancing on literally one export product. kind of like russia right now.
    theyre lucky that this is the result of human creativity, because human boredom creates galaxy ending doomsday weapons.

  • @russellstyles5381
    @russellstyles5381 27 днів тому +2

    Did not think it was possible for an adult to play Calvin Ball. You have to think like an 8 year old.

  • @jeffjames4064
    @jeffjames4064 19 днів тому

    Same thing happened with Windows 95... And after.

  • @lisacook9482
    @lisacook9482 14 днів тому

    Not even a keep off the grass sign. 😂😂😂😂

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 15 днів тому

    If only Malevelon Creek were this easy

  • @jeanjohnson2743
    @jeanjohnson2743 26 днів тому +1

    Hey macarena😂

  • @GaisaSanktejo
    @GaisaSanktejo 25 днів тому +1

    Durian smoothie? does anyone else know what Durian fruit smell like?

    • @hecate235
      @hecate235 23 дні тому +1

      Yes, I do, And I do not understand how anyone can eat them. Gakk. But I'm also one of those people who won't eat cilantro. Tastes like soap. Gakk.

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 15 днів тому

    9:51 Theological patterns .... oh no it spread the the AI titles XD

  • @Upt.Spider
    @Upt.Spider 13 днів тому

    They should be glad 3d maneuver gear isnt real

  • @NobodyDungeons
    @NobodyDungeons 20 днів тому

    When humans ducked around so hard they made robots achieve sapience only for them to say hell naw and off themselves.

  • @s.r.howell1297
    @s.r.howell1297 24 дні тому

    Ironic that the AI narrator also doesn't know what it's doing.

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 15 днів тому

    I need cat videos instead of logic right now xD

  • @SavageShooter93
    @SavageShooter93 26 днів тому

    Quantum based decision mattresses?

  • @Chayliss
    @Chayliss 4 дні тому

    Play at .75 speed
    Sounds like guy who i forget read darth plaguise

  • @DoesNotConcernYou
    @DoesNotConcernYou 22 дні тому

    We do not live on a death world no matter how much some might wish we did “ for what ever reason that may be”
    And also 90% of people especially in the west like the states have never suffered more then a stubbed toe.

    • @stevenswitzer5154
      @stevenswitzer5154 17 днів тому

      Are you sure? Our conditions seem pretty rare. One creatures death conditions is another creatures Eden

  • @Damoinion
    @Damoinion 7 днів тому

    Such a pity there's no smooth, natural flow to the narration. Get a human to read this to your AI, then let it try again.

  • @timl8302
    @timl8302 25 днів тому

    ROFLMAO!!🤣🤣😂😂

  • @markfergerson2145
    @markfergerson2145 19 днів тому

    …worried they had left the quantum stove on…
    A proper quantum stove will be in a superposition of “off” and “on” regardless.
    You have fallen into the annoying habit of throwing the word “quantum” in whenever you can’t think of anything interesting to say.
    Story downvoted.
    Do this again and you earn a slot in my “do not recommend” list.

  • @Concerned-Nihilist
    @Concerned-Nihilist 26 днів тому

    This is some really stupid shit!

  • @killfangthekingofreason2421
    @killfangthekingofreason2421 20 днів тому

    Now imagine if they added some pro wrestling moves. I can see a power bomb or a 619 being used. Maybe a robot begging for mercy while in a ankle lock.

  • @rogerelzenga4465
    @rogerelzenga4465 24 дні тому

    To look at a survival situation and say: Hold my beer....... yup, thats what it means to be human....

  • @The_Lurker
    @The_Lurker 17 днів тому

    How the clones should've defeated the Droid army

  • @bluesnakewoman
    @bluesnakewoman 9 днів тому

    Liked the humor makes the story more enjoyable.
    Subscribing