Why You Should NEVER Mess with Deathworlders | HFY | Sci Fi Stories

Supreme Commander Vol'thak has a lesson to share, and it's one that High Admiral Zex'lar-and anyone else considering conflict with humanity-won't soon forget. In this hilariously twisted sci-fi adventure, we dive into the sheer chaos, creativity, and unpredictability that make humans the galaxy’s most dangerous, yet baffling species.
Join us as Commander Vol'thak recounts jaw-dropping tales of human ingenuity: from turning space debris into a "Space Pinball" minefield to launching glitter-filled satellites that sabotage entire fleets, and deploying 'memes' as actual psychological weapons! This cautionary tale reveals why human culture is the ultimate wildcard, and why even the most advanced alien civilizations dread the phrase, "Hold my beer."
If you’ve ever wondered how humanity’s quirkiest traits-like dad jokes, glitter, and dance challenges-could terrify alien admirals, this is the story for you. Be prepared for laughs, gasps, and a new appreciation for human insanity!
For those who appreciate the bizarre genius of human culture and the limitless potential of the absurd, this story is a must-watch!
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[@navyship-t9e]

Makes humanity seem like meme lords who can control everything using memes

[@lightlegion_]

Keep it up! Your work is amazing!

[@giljensen1132]

Nice

[@czar6203]

Seeing kids these days, maybe this is more realistic than you think. Poor aliens didn't even know the first victim of the warfare was actually gen Z😭😭

[@skoVBA2]

Glitter weather satellites?!😂 im only 5mins in trying to play this in the background as i go to sleep, but laughing tok hard...

[@mrblue4602]

Good story about free speech equals. Equality! But it Sci-fi.

[@pandaemonaeon9]

OmG 😂😂😂😂😂😂 dead