Arthur diagnoses Jack with Diarrhea

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  • @Anon0122
    @Anon0122 Рік тому +4640

    "I need your money, tough guy! You wanna die?" best line, a doctor can say 🤣

    • @nickyplays3108
      @nickyplays3108 Рік тому +308

      American health care in a nutshell

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange Рік тому +147

      American doctors be like

    • @kymo6343
      @kymo6343 9 місяців тому +25

      looks like healthcare hasn't changed that much since the Wild West days XD;

    • @Angle-saxon-94
      @Angle-saxon-94 9 місяців тому +4

      @@kymo6343fact 😂🤣

    • @drekxan3267
      @drekxan3267 9 місяців тому +4

      Especially to a kid with terminal sick (in that moment)

  • @lanceryderwilson8618
    @lanceryderwilson8618 Рік тому +5398

    Papa Bronte must have accidentally put laxatives in Jack's spaghetti instead of parmesan cheese

  • @sobofshofol5622
    @sobofshofol5622 Рік тому +2457

    How is your father?
    -You mean Papa Bronte?
    Genius.

    • @thekindaprogamer9090
      @thekindaprogamer9090 Рік тому +12

      700 likes and no comments?
      Imma have to fix that.

    • @YaBoi-StaminaUp
      @YaBoi-StaminaUp Рік тому +8

      @@thekindaprogamer9090 but you didn't 'fix' anything because it wasn't broken😏, (how'd you know they didn't want lots of likes without a single comment? - Now it's ruined!)😊

    • @kevin_bodi
      @kevin_bodi 10 місяців тому +6

      Papa Bronte was there more for little Jack than John ever was

    • @Greasy8294
      @Greasy8294 7 місяців тому

      I should’ve used a condom

  • @callieope_
    @callieope_ Рік тому +2095

    the "do ya like fishin'" caught me so off guard lmao

  • @MadamRavenn
    @MadamRavenn Рік тому +3068

    At least John's taking him fishing in his last moments.

    • @Homophobic_racist_sexist_pdf
      @Homophobic_racist_sexist_pdf Рік тому +46

      Uncle's Uncle also took him "fishing" and we all know how that went

    • @pelajagro
      @pelajagro Рік тому +2

      @@Homophobic_racist_sexist_pdf 💀

    • @milesparalysis9341
      @milesparalysis9341 Рік тому +50

      “THIS IS ABOUT YOUR LAST MOMENTS ALIVE!”

    • @jayrom14
      @jayrom14 Рік тому +5

      Ur old yt account amazes me

    • @michalurbanful
      @michalurbanful Рік тому +4

      Naah, it's just that John is Jack's spirit animal ...

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself Рік тому +1253

    "I NEED YOUR MONEY, TOUGH GUY! YOU WANNA DIE???" - most empathetic American physician

  • @Blaise_G
    @Blaise_G Рік тому +1464

    That "Open it. OPEN IT!" killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BertoPlease
    @BertoPlease Рік тому +730

    "This is about your laaast moments aliiiiiiev" had me rolling

  • @I_LoveHorses55
    @I_LoveHorses55 Рік тому +477

    "this is about your last moments alive"
    *That's okay*

    • @ChillCucco
      @ChillCucco 7 місяців тому +16

      “Im sorry kid.”
      “Am I in trouble?”

    • @Aed_11
      @Aed_11 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@ChillCucco "You're a good kid... Now, GO F THEM SCHOOL GIRLS. "

    • @General1855Mantua
      @General1855Mantua 3 дні тому

      “your a good kid”

  • @taylors4986
    @taylors4986 9 місяців тому +73

    “Uncle Arthur!”
    “You’re coming with m- *wheezes*”
    “Thanks…” 😭

  • @pingrett5258
    @pingrett5258 Рік тому +206

    "THIS IS ABOUT YOUR LAAAST MOMENTS ALIIIIIIIVE."
    "i guess thats ok"

    • @Lagmaster33
      @Lagmaster33 Місяць тому +2

      Jack on his emo phase

    • @nxmx6ix
      @nxmx6ix 8 днів тому

      ​@Lagmaster33Jack after RDR1

  • @CEBAHTNY
    @CEBAHTNY 2 місяці тому +78

    0:16 You coming with KHHHHHH-

  • @SingerDinger
    @SingerDinger Рік тому +196

    “I guess that’s okay..”
    Me too Jack, me too.

  • @MRUXUM
    @MRUXUM 2 місяці тому +29

    1:34 BRO WHEN HE SAID “do you like fishing?” I GOT A PICKLE AD

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 Рік тому +306

    My favorite part is when Jack says he still has a sore throat, and Dutch yells “Arthur!” Dutch just can’t handle the pressure. Then, of course, Arthur is the perfect physician anyone could ever ask for. “Give me your money! You wanna die? (Gets paid) Uh, sorry kid, you’re dead anyways.”

    • @onurguardian9004
      @onurguardian9004 Рік тому +9

      thats the very point i laugh so hard :) ARTHURRR!!!!!

  • @XPLR_FAN-y6r
    @XPLR_FAN-y6r 9 місяців тому +80

    The end 😂😂
    “Do u want to go fishing?” -John 1899

  • @NotchTreys
    @NotchTreys 10 місяців тому +25

    “THIS IS ABOUT YOUR LAST MOMENTS ALIVE>:D
    I guess that’s alright:3”
    Realest shit ever

  • @stupiddog7314
    @stupiddog7314 Рік тому +167

    I need more of dutch looking scared, these are getting better everyday 😭

  • @jtmarlin336
    @jtmarlin336 Рік тому +140

    Dude you're getting better at these each time finding the perfect audio to put in like it's not only hilarious but it still makes sense

  • @abigaylemazurek7818
    @abigaylemazurek7818 Рік тому +308

    The beginning scene was honestly so well put together and cinematic, it was beautiful.
    And then Arthur had a PTSD Attack listening to Jack's chest. That betrayal seems like a life time ago 😂😂
    Your edits are getting so fuckin good Poorified ❤️

  • @rahulmurali8302
    @rahulmurali8302 Рік тому +85

    The reasons why Jack got diarrhea: eat too much Bronte's spaghetti

  • @xLanzer
    @xLanzer Рік тому +55

    The fact that John only cared about fishing at the end lol

    • @Jolgeable
      @Jolgeable 8 місяців тому +2

      As Micah said: that's all there is, fishing and dying.

  • @Mm2istheG0atyessir
    @Mm2istheG0atyessir Рік тому +100

    Arthur hovering the stick over jacks head got me!😂

  • @mindscrabbler
    @mindscrabbler 10 місяців тому +17

    “GET DA HELL ATTA HERE” “don’t be nasty uncle Arthur” “Pff nah I’m just jokin with ya”

  • @deanryder5325
    @deanryder5325 Рік тому +77

    "You're comin with WHEEEZE" Just kills me every time I play it back 🤣

  • @ZanaRekani
    @ZanaRekani Рік тому +221

    0:48 OPEN IT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @carldunne8124
      @carldunne8124 Рік тому +11

      Uh oh !

    • @heythere8418
      @heythere8418 Рік тому +27

      “Holds stick above head”

    • @TennisWall
      @TennisWall 8 місяців тому

      ​@@heythere8418woppity boppity i declare you have diarrhea

  • @TheWindigomonster
    @TheWindigomonster Рік тому +75

    This might be the best one you've done so far

    • @Poorified
      @Poorified  Рік тому +6

      Thanks a lot, partner!

    • @grasped2
      @grasped2 4 місяці тому

      Kinda emotional

  • @anda7x531
    @anda7x531 Рік тому +72

    This channel is gold

  • @J1mBoyCall0way
    @J1mBoyCall0way Рік тому +23

    "Do you like fishin'🧍‍♂️" HELP I CANT😭😭😭

  • @Paulinho_66
    @Paulinho_66 Рік тому +29

    '' how's your father?'' ''you mean papa bronte?'' dude i almost shit my pants on that one 10/10

  • @RHaenJarr
    @RHaenJarr 15 днів тому +5

    1:04 such a relatable response xD

  • @crescentsister7467
    @crescentsister7467 Рік тому +28

    Arthur could've let him die after what Jack did... but he helped him, what a guy

  • @guspadgett
    @guspadgett 9 місяців тому +8

    i liked the part where he diagnoses jack with Diarrhea

  • @oilybat3269
    @oilybat3269 Рік тому +13

    Arthur, to a toddler with diarrhea: *THIS IS ABOUT YOUR LAST MOMENTS ALIVE*

  • @Thefortstclair21
    @Thefortstclair21 2 місяці тому +5

    He puts the stick on his head like hes a wizard about to cast a spell

  • @MR_Walter157
    @MR_Walter157 5 місяців тому +4

    "I'm just joking with ya"
    -Arthur morgan 1899

  • @FunnyRedemption
    @FunnyRedemption Рік тому +10

    Jack woke up in heaven and even there he can't escape of fishing

  • @theoofedguy8249
    @theoofedguy8249 3 місяці тому +4

    “What wrong uncle Au-“
    “THIS IS ABOUT YOU LAST MOMENTS ALIVE”

  • @Reddeaddreams
    @Reddeaddreams Рік тому +50

    haha you always got some nice ideas to make us laugh always appreciate these videos mate

    • @Poorified
      @Poorified  Рік тому +6

      Always appreciate the support, bro ❤

  • @mrwhatever598
    @mrwhatever598 15 днів тому +3

    This is what the game was made for

  • @ex8800
    @ex8800 Рік тому +31

    Arthur’s tuberculosis and jacks diarrhea don’t compare to uncles lumbago

  • @randomfella1131
    @randomfella1131 22 дні тому +3

    This is unironically what it felt like going to the nurse’s office in school as a kid

    • @cellschannel8959
      @cellschannel8959 18 днів тому

      Poor thing. Lol I remember it too but less horrible like your putting it . 😅 Lol

  • @lynette50
    @lynette50 Рік тому +33

    Whoever makes these has a warped sense of humour.
    And I ❤ it!

  • @Strixian-pt2gq
    @Strixian-pt2gq 9 місяців тому +2

    I’m so glad I lived at the right moment in time so I can be able to witness this masterpiece

  • @yukihao90
    @yukihao90 Рік тому +12

    "I need your money tough guy. You wanna die?"
    Why is this sounds like a threat than helping haha

  • @jdsolidus
    @jdsolidus Рік тому +6

    "Open it!"
    *Proceeds to hover the stick over him*

  • @PatienceisA_Virtue
    @PatienceisA_Virtue 2 місяці тому +3

    The purest form of RDR2 brainrot i've ever seen

  • @youyining6140
    @youyining6140 10 місяців тому +2

    Arthur using stethoscope.
    -I don't understand.
    -Damn, you talked.

  • @rainbowcloudss_
    @rainbowcloudss_ Рік тому +30

    what i so love about these videos is that even when it's the saddest mission ever i can still laugh at it haha

  • @SNLfan-ec2ub
    @SNLfan-ec2ub Рік тому +8

    If only this was like a DLC that you could play as jack. This cutscene would’ve fit perfectly in it

    • @Cat-uv7dy
      @Cat-uv7dy Рік тому +1

      You can play as jack in red dead redemption 1

    • @Mr.Pro55k
      @Mr.Pro55k Рік тому

      Yup

  • @tambourland
    @tambourland Рік тому +1

    Legitimately thought I was watching a scene from a Chris Nolan movie for a sec. The cinematic music behind the fast dialogue really made it.

  • @cooperdn24
    @cooperdn24 Рік тому +5

    I like how arthur said you wanna die after jack denies to give him money also he puts the tongue depresser above his head

  • @Shsudejdufuruf
    @Shsudejdufuruf Рік тому +11

    Truly a heartbreaking moment in the story. Micah Bell could only beat Jack if he had diarrhea:(

  • @endercivil
    @endercivil 2 місяці тому +1

    "Jack, i'm sorry, you've got cooties"
    "screw you uncle arthur"

  • @ProGamer2805-Thebest
    @ProGamer2805-Thebest 10 місяців тому +1

    It sounded like John pronounced "Do you like fishing?" like "Do yu like fisheng?"

  • @Ulises11999
    @Ulises11999 Рік тому +1

    Man im loving these videos, thank you

  • @nekomancer47
    @nekomancer47 2 місяці тому +2

    This feels like one of those fuckin weird dreams that sorta make sense in the moment, but then you wake up and it confuses the hell out of you, then you forget every detail except one hyper specific thing, like Arthur saying “now go fuck them schoolgirls”

  • @literal-gust
    @literal-gust Рік тому +21

    You do like fishing 😂😂😂😂

  • @spec-y7i-q8r
    @spec-y7i-q8r 5 місяців тому +2

    0:50 bro was helping air for a second

  • @Имя-п2п6ю
    @Имя-п2п6ю Рік тому +4

    Когда в первом классе хочешь уйти с уроков, но для этого приходится идти в медпункт чтобы с имитировать болезнь:

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 11 місяців тому +1

    Lore of Arthur diagnoses Jack with Diarrhea momentum 100

  • @MountainKing-00
    @MountainKing-00 Рік тому +1

    The funniest part was the “this is about your last moments of liiiifffee!!”

  • @mentormarcello740
    @mentormarcello740 Рік тому +3

    "Hey pa, I think Im di..
    -You like fishin'?"

  • @cloudxz92
    @cloudxz92 Рік тому +56

    "Open it!"
    "What?"
    "Open it😡"
    That got me almost killed.😂😂😂

  • @ZooZwaves
    @ZooZwaves Рік тому +3

    ,,This is about the last moments alive" nearly killed me XDD

  • @ArthurTheGreat
    @ArthurTheGreat Рік тому +17

    This one was so hilarious 🤣🤣 Definitely masterpiece . Keep it up 👍

  • @dogeville5852
    @dogeville5852 Рік тому +1

    I love it how john waited to ask if jack wants to go fishing

  • @JuneHernandez-k6m
    @JuneHernandez-k6m Рік тому +1

    “THIS IS ABOUT YOUR LAST MOMENTS ALLLIVVVVEEEE”

  • @999999SkyGuy
    @999999SkyGuy Місяць тому +1

    1:19 Are you thinking or something
    What are you doing?!
    Uncle Arthur
    Jack said calmly

  • @droopyfaceOG
    @droopyfaceOG 22 дні тому

    Jack's legs casually morphed into the seat

  • @RattleheadPlays
    @RattleheadPlays Рік тому +4

    So,this is how Jack dies...
    It's good to know how the last member of the Van der Linde gang had to go.

  • @mrnekr0ntv
    @mrnekr0ntv 10 місяців тому +2

    Act man brought me here

  • @CommanderBroShep
    @CommanderBroShep Рік тому +2

    "This is about your last moments alive!"
    "I guess that's okay."
    RDR1 foreshadowing?

  • @claudiamarian6517
    @claudiamarian6517 9 місяців тому

    John: -Do you like fishing?
    I almost shed a tear with that inspirational phrase.

  • @Angry_Axolotl
    @Angry_Axolotl Рік тому +4

    Saddest scene in gaming history

    • @jdog-tre
      @jdog-tre 10 місяців тому

      I know I almost cried during this scene

  • @janington
    @janington 25 днів тому +2

    THIS IS YOUR LAST MOMENTS ALIVE

  • @drekxan3267
    @drekxan3267 3 місяці тому +1

    "I need your money, tough guy! You wanna die?" a normal doctor in latam
    but in latam he will says "¡dame el dinero, chico duro! ¿queres morirte?"
    but using the coloquial words in latam, maybe can say "a ver pibe, dame la gita o no la contas"

  • @edelweiss-
    @edelweiss- Рік тому +10

    1:14 when did Arthur said "schoolgirls" lmfao

    • @whiskeytangofoxtrot8006
      @whiskeytangofoxtrot8006 Рік тому +4

      Ikr! Now I wanna know when he says that. This channel has been showing me lines I never heard in this game, and then I have to go play again and listen to every conversation. Lol. You have no idea how long it took me to find Dutch screaming "GODDAMN SNAKES!"

    • @OreganoParsley
      @OreganoParsley Рік тому +2

      Pretty sure it was on the boat robbery with trelawny

  • @BoxBoyLewis
    @BoxBoyLewis Рік тому +4

    The real question is why Arthur is wearing snow gear indoors

    • @kwc0435
      @kwc0435 Рік тому +1

      He's simply too icy

  • @faridagasiyev7042
    @faridagasiyev7042 Рік тому +2

    So they decided to open a clinic in alternate universe...

  • @windows0202
    @windows0202 10 місяців тому +1

    Little Jack is adorable

  • @railenherman6482
    @railenherman6482 4 дні тому

    “You’re coming with- *WHEEZE*

  • @shadowindex9850
    @shadowindex9850 Рік тому +1

    "Are you taking me back?"

  • @BiggleVonDoofsnortIV
    @BiggleVonDoofsnortIV Рік тому +7

    Jack should probably break the bad news to his father… Being diagnosed with diarrhoea is no joke! I don’t think Jack can go fishing today 😢

  • @brunohmc7242
    @brunohmc7242 Рік тому +14

    OPEN IT!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SoVicariouss
    @SoVicariouss 10 місяців тому +1

    The "rats all of ya... you talked" in the stethoscope took me out

  • @MarquisDeSadie
    @MarquisDeSadie 9 місяців тому +1

    Oh dear...lmao, that was art.
    Blessed be.

  • @kissamiesofficial
    @kissamiesofficial Рік тому +2

    Jack walked 30 miles just to almost die

  • @pinkguycomments69
    @pinkguycomments69 Рік тому

    "THIS IS ABOUT YOUR LAST MOMENTS ALIVE"
    "I guess that's okay."

  • @edelweiss-
    @edelweiss- Рік тому +6

    the fact that 4 yo Jack got Money in his pants just made me laugh 🤣

  • @MrNobody10000
    @MrNobody10000 7 місяців тому +1

    Is this one of them fever dreams everybody talks about?

  • @rayyaninspookymonth1630
    @rayyaninspookymonth1630 Рік тому

    This interaction is kinda sweet. Like your uncle playing docter with you when your sick.

  • @toms_fishing7023
    @toms_fishing7023 Рік тому +4

    Need to do a Arthur diagnoses Uncle with lumbago

  • @TheFunnyDictator
    @TheFunnyDictator Рік тому +2

    That little hand movement at 1:24...

  • @DF_RDR2
    @DF_RDR2 Рік тому

    "You're coming with- *coughs heavily*"

  • @CRISTAREWANDOSEWEY
    @CRISTAREWANDOSEWEY Рік тому +7

    0:47
    Arthur: Open it 😐🤠🧔🏼
    Jack: What? 👦🏻🤨🤒
    Arthur: OPEN IT!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
    Jack: Oh oh 😭😭😢😢🤓🤓

  • @PurgeOnRecRoom
    @PurgeOnRecRoom Рік тому +8

    Arthur: THIS IS ABOUT YOUR LAST MOMENTS ALIVE!
    Jack: I guess that's okay :/

  • @JavierEscuella149
    @JavierEscuella149 Рік тому

    " You like fishing?"-RIP Van winkle

  • @JackMarston-o3y
    @JackMarston-o3y 6 місяців тому +2

    it still hurts…

  • @user-Aj11011
    @user-Aj11011 Рік тому +7

    1:14 bro 💀