D&D Vines: Fools Gold

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  • @MementoMorrigan
    @MementoMorrigan 4 роки тому +2073

    Dingo: these vines aren’t canon
    Me: no “D&D as vines” video is non-canon, these are all legit

    • @josharko111
      @josharko111 4 роки тому

      Hi Jack. Can you send me some pics of 096 to spread? Thanks :)

    • @MementoMorrigan
      @MementoMorrigan 4 роки тому

      Cloaked Kobold sure. You want the NSFW versions too?

    • @josharko111
      @josharko111 4 роки тому

      @@MementoMorrigan Especially the nsfw ones ;)

    • @MementoMorrigan
      @MementoMorrigan 4 роки тому

      Cloaked Kobold aight fam, I got you...

    • @josharko111
      @josharko111 4 роки тому +1

      @@MementoMorrigan thanks mate :)

  • @DingoDoodles
    @DingoDoodles  4 роки тому +2896

    This was bound to happen eventually, it was just a matter of time.

  • @JaceGarrdok
    @JaceGarrdok 4 роки тому +2614

    Screeeching Voice: "wHeN wIlL yOu LeArN tHaT yOuR aCtIoNs HaVe CoNsEqUeNcEs???"
    -every DM ever

    • @firebrain2991
      @firebrain2991 4 роки тому +61

      Hey, I'm all in for players not realizing their consequences until the action has occurred.
      I might enjoy it a little *too* much...

    • @Lilbishihunter
      @Lilbishihunter 4 роки тому +18

      Literally going to have this part of the video on loop for my group

    • @thederp2721
      @thederp2721 4 роки тому +3

      Me: ok then your party wont be happy though

    • @zackgeldhof1206
      @zackgeldhof1206 4 роки тому +5

      My favorite part. Hahahahaha!

    • @firebrain2991
      @firebrain2991 4 роки тому +8

      @@thederp2721 idk about that -- unintended consequences is basically the start of "hijinks ensue" for anything imo. That's why I like it so much

  • @rinniegan
    @rinniegan 4 роки тому +605

    The "a bagel" "NO" "two bagels" vine but its sips and his cursed inner voice

    • @ltoblivious1281
      @ltoblivious1281 4 роки тому +50

      Your wish has been granted

    • @generalfloppa5798
      @generalfloppa5798 3 роки тому +3

      Congrats

    • @cm5061
      @cm5061 3 роки тому +2

      [quietly p] hnghhh sips and xanu,,,

    • @Hyacinth77
      @Hyacinth77 3 роки тому +1

      Sips and xanu….

    • @rinniegan
      @rinniegan 3 роки тому

      @@Hyacinth77 i made the comment before we knew much about xanu other than him being a voice in his head lol

  • @Boxfoxyy
    @Boxfoxyy 4 роки тому +1855

    "yOuR ACtIonS HaVe COnSeqUeNcES!!" Fools gold in a sentence

    • @stupidecunte
      @stupidecunte 4 роки тому +37

      Literally any Dm

    • @izzefidget6015
      @izzefidget6015 4 роки тому +32

      DND in a sentence

    • @vincentbeaulieu5225
      @vincentbeaulieu5225 4 роки тому +10

      This one is 100% canon

    • @isfren5482
      @isfren5482 4 роки тому +1

      Yep

    • @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200
      @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200 4 роки тому +3

      When will you learn when will you learn your actions have consequences ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I did all of this on a phone

  • @theelderewok3212
    @theelderewok3212 4 роки тому +3496

    Dingo: “This is not the video you asked for.”
    Subscribers: “This is the video we needed.”

    • @icy_icefire3669
      @icy_icefire3669 4 роки тому +14

      We all needed this and more

    • @anthonyplaysgames3676
      @anthonyplaysgames3676 4 роки тому +20

      Dingo: This is the video nobody asked for
      Fools Gold Fans: The gods have answered are prayers!

    • @Arguinghen
      @Arguinghen 4 роки тому +1

      No, no I don't think it is. Please stop unrepressing repressed memories.

    • @granger1409
      @granger1409 4 роки тому +4

      The only reason it isn't asked for is because it was not a question we had thought of yet

    • @bryanwerner1392
      @bryanwerner1392 4 роки тому +2

      lebron powell...I literally couldn’t say that ANY better!

  • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
    @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 4 роки тому +2738

    "Nobody asked for" I kindly beg your pardon,I definitely asked for this

    • @berzerkerdude655
      @berzerkerdude655 4 роки тому +11

      Same

    • @blckforest4531
      @blckforest4531 4 роки тому +8

      I love it

    • @jackielinde7568
      @jackielinde7568 4 роки тому +12

      Well, I didn't ask for it. But then again, nobody asked me.

    • @boatonhana
      @boatonhana 4 роки тому +6

      A ridiculously gay guy
      Nah, it was something we didn’t know we needed until it was delivered.

    • @servion3432
      @servion3432 4 роки тому +2

      @@berzerkerdude655 same

  • @StealthMarmot_
    @StealthMarmot_ 4 роки тому +619

    If there is ever a full cast for the Fools Gold campaign, ProZD should DEFINITELY play Mr. Wizardly.

  • @davidmartins7781
    @davidmartins7781 4 роки тому +3073

    Dingo: "Here's the video that nobody asked for!"
    Me: Now how about a SEQUEL!?

    • @Kendakki
      @Kendakki 4 роки тому +20

      Sonic: ha ha, ha. One

    • @thelastilluminati1
      @thelastilluminati1 4 роки тому +12

      I. NEED. MORE.

    • @MasterCJ117
      @MasterCJ117 4 роки тому +32

      Yes the sequel also known as the video EVERYONE asked for.

    • @AlisonCurrin42
      @AlisonCurrin42 4 роки тому +7

      I vote for the sequel!!!

    • @2001dj28
      @2001dj28 4 роки тому +11

      Dingo: *starts sweating

  • @samoctober28
    @samoctober28 4 роки тому +2319

    "When will you learn that your actions have consequences" is the biggest DM mood to ever exist

    • @CaturDe
      @CaturDe 4 роки тому +69

      Someone in the party I DM just shot an NPC last time without reason. It started with "Can I just roll to see if I would hit?", and ended with everyone shouting "SHOOT HIM!!!".

    • @geekydodo5995
      @geekydodo5995 4 роки тому +19

      Really felt that one

    • @heroslippy6666
      @heroslippy6666 4 роки тому +5

      oh boy do they have consequences

    • @samoctober28
      @samoctober28 4 роки тому +30

      @@heroslippy6666 my players decided to overthrow a seemingly random government and its gonna lead to a dictator being put in place so like. Consequences.

    • @danielcox7629
      @danielcox7629 4 роки тому +15

      Maybe I know there will be concequences and seeing the chaos of my shinanigans gives me joy.

  • @97Multiphantom
    @97Multiphantom 4 роки тому +911

    “The video no one asked for”
    Implying this isn’t what we wanted all along.

    • @JasuchinFaron
      @JasuchinFaron 4 роки тому +14

      It's the kind of thing no one knew we wanted until we got it.

    • @gamebosstaco3334
      @gamebosstaco3334 4 роки тому +6

      The one thing we didn’t know we wanted

    • @Loon_1
      @Loon_1 4 роки тому +3

      agreed
      I love those Videos xD
      And miss Vine....

  • @CyberChamp
    @CyberChamp 4 роки тому +1619

    Knowing the truth about Gothie, drinking vinegar must be awful...

    • @ladyviola2685
      @ladyviola2685 4 роки тому +79

      Ooh, that's gotta burn...poor giant bby ;--;

    • @julietf3360
      @julietf3360 4 роки тому +63

      OOO I DIDNT THINK ABOUT THAT-

    • @shady4546
      @shady4546 4 роки тому +57

      Oh my gods that's horrible! She doesn't even have lips, how does she eat?

    • @venom_colada1512
      @venom_colada1512 4 роки тому +22

      @@shady4546 didn't you hear her? She called Gorthan a pussy

    • @shady4546
      @shady4546 4 роки тому +34

      @@venom_colada1512 To be fair, the only thing Gorthan did was get turned into a pterodactyl and then Peace Out, at least as far as we know for certain. I'd call him a pussy too.

  • @TheSanlerBrothers
    @TheSanlerBrothers 4 роки тому +5705

    Did we ask for this: No
    Do we deserve this: Probably not
    Did we need this: 100%

  • @yoshilover105
    @yoshilover105 4 роки тому +608

    “WHO SUMMONED ME?!”
    Yup that’s about how that went

    • @jacksparrow8506
      @jacksparrow8506 4 роки тому +10

      Yoshi1 yea just like my life no one wanted to be my friend then one dude took out toy and his friend was like put that away you will summon a demon or some crap I went “YES NOW TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT SO I CAN GO BACK TO HELL” and that’s how I met my friends

    • @shosplecolupis2389
      @shosplecolupis2389 4 роки тому +2

      Boi it happend to my group ones

    • @yoshilover105
      @yoshilover105 4 роки тому +1

      Stick Picks I want to hear this story

    • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
      @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 4 роки тому +1

      @@jacksparrow8506 You sound great

  • @backinnam9696
    @backinnam9696 4 роки тому +509

    I lost it at the “Your actions have consequences” Vine. The response of every DM

    • @bdarrow6319
      @bdarrow6319 4 роки тому +4

      I know right! XD

    • @corsicasanova
      @corsicasanova 4 роки тому +3

      More like when the nightmare of the DM begins.

    • @jjbeets8129
      @jjbeets8129 4 роки тому +4

      I like how literally every d&d vine compilation I’ve seen has that one in for the dm

    • @corsicasanova
      @corsicasanova 4 роки тому

      @@jjbeets8129 Hi there, new here to DnD on youtube. Where did you find the others?

    • @valentinmitterbauer4196
      @valentinmitterbauer4196 4 роки тому +9

      Players do something:
      a) It was a bad idea. They suffer greatly. You are a bad DM for letting this happen.
      b) It was a bad idea but you try your best to help them. You are a bad DM for railroading.
      c) It is the 4th time they did something stupid in this session. You decide to teach them a lesson. You are a bad DM for being so hidebound.
      d) They derail the whole setup. You need several minutes to figure out where to go on from here. You are a bad DM for being so unprepared.
      No, i do not have an insecurity complex. (>

  • @smoothiemcguffin2721
    @smoothiemcguffin2721 4 роки тому +2433

    OH GOD GOTHI WAS DRINKING VINEGAR WITHOUT ANY SKIN. THE PAIN SHE WENT THROUGH

  • @scpfan1140
    @scpfan1140 4 роки тому +1453

    “These vines aren’t canon”
    Some of these vines need to be canon, like sips pushing Ohio Jack into a river

    • @aunus8513
      @aunus8513 4 роки тому +44

      Cats uwu and gothi trying to cleanse jawbone from any evil spirits

    • @javb1539
      @javb1539 4 роки тому +41

      And also-
      Sneeze and Sips making beautiful music with an oven and a trombone(?)

    • @doctor.nefari0us
      @doctor.nefari0us 4 роки тому +47

      Like Felix hasn't wanted to screech "WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?!", on many, many, many occasions.. XD

    • @user-tv3km9lq5w
      @user-tv3km9lq5w 4 роки тому +3

      Hoy

    • @PugsleyThePear
      @PugsleyThePear 4 роки тому +8

      It's canon in our hearts

  • @Darthmechas
    @Darthmechas 4 роки тому +656

    That vine with “YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES” is so real as a dm

    • @TheHeartlessAlchemist
      @TheHeartlessAlchemist 4 роки тому +8

      ikr?

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 4 роки тому +18

      I'm not even a DM and I felt that

    • @ThatOneGuy-wr8rh
      @ThatOneGuy-wr8rh 4 роки тому +10

      especially with murderhobo players

    • @silentjustin
      @silentjustin 4 роки тому +11

      As a DM I felt this on a very deep level. Sadly this is something that my players will never learn.

    • @cursed3546
      @cursed3546 4 роки тому +7

      Not a dm, but I normally play a lizardfolk that kills and eats humans for no reason, dm tried to get the guard on my ass, I ended up intimidating them into running.

  • @jonpro9761
    @jonpro9761 4 роки тому +347

    Felix “when will you learn” is cannon

  • @caseyjones-esque
    @caseyjones-esque 4 роки тому +588

    OH MY GOD THE GUY WITH THE SCAR IS BUCKET. THIS WAS A TEASER.

    • @kanati1133
      @kanati1133 4 роки тому +67

      Dingo: master of cryptic foreshadowing

    • @EnderKL
      @EnderKL 4 роки тому +6

      Wait when was that

    • @duke0200
      @duke0200 4 роки тому +3

      @@EnderKL 2:45

    • @jslblaze8290
      @jslblaze8290 4 роки тому

      also archeologist guy is dead

    • @EnderKL
      @EnderKL 4 роки тому

      @@jslblaze8290 he’s not

  • @godricnecro
    @godricnecro 4 роки тому +420

    Crazy Gothy: "Look at all those chickens"
    my favorite part.

  • @N00b4qu1
    @N00b4qu1 4 роки тому +287

    "Nobody asks for a masterpiece, until it is created" - Me, righ now

  • @milkpup9201
    @milkpup9201 4 роки тому +684

    *someone dies*
    "Not the dickhead!"-sips, all the time

    • @dr.endy2932
      @dr.endy2932 4 роки тому +5

      Who made that vine?

    • @beowolfgaming2548
      @beowolfgaming2548 4 роки тому +1

      @@dr.endy2932 I want to know the exact same thing

    • @davefeltyjr1655
      @davefeltyjr1655 3 роки тому +1

      Has anyone found the og vine of that one? It has been bothering the hell outta me since dingo posted this.

  • @shiekatyt4635
    @shiekatyt4635 4 роки тому +276

    quinn ora: *kills sneeze*
    everyone: that why your mom dosent *f***ing love you!!!!*

    • @hustlr6425
      @hustlr6425 2 роки тому

      Mmm yes i like this joke good joke

  • @mutantmaster1
    @mutantmaster1 4 роки тому +1547

    "Hey Sips, let me see what you have in your hand"
    *drunkenly* "A MICROPHONE!"
    *"NOO!"*

  • @eimxiuerniuewancw3376
    @eimxiuerniuewancw3376 4 роки тому +362

    *when she says it's not canon but every one of them actually are and it shows*

  • @gagamer7251
    @gagamer7251 4 роки тому +190

    “Release aaalllll the sounds in your minds.........”
    “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” -Sips
    Also love how gothi doesn’t even flinch or care.

  • @kendallcarroll3735
    @kendallcarroll3735 4 роки тому +227

    Dingo: this video isn't canon.
    Sips: *ArE yOu SuRe AbOuT tHaT?-*

    • @Zarmdthecoolest
      @Zarmdthecoolest 3 роки тому +5

      Speaking of sips, i named my first monkey in the survivalists after him

  • @booplesnoot1353
    @booplesnoot1353 4 роки тому +585

    Gothi: So what do you want to eat today?
    Possessed Sips: The souls of the innocent
    Sips: A bagel
    Possessed Sips: NOOOOOO!!!
    Sips: 2 bagels

    • @goldendudeman
      @goldendudeman 4 роки тому +34

      Lemme correct this
      Gothi: so what do you want to eat today
      The mech dragon: the souls of the innocent
      Sips on a good day: a bagel
      The mech drago: Noooo!!!
      Sips on a good day looking a sneeze: 2 bagels

    • @booplesnoot1353
      @booplesnoot1353 4 роки тому +3

      @@goldendudeman DUDEEEEE THATS GOOOOOD 😮

    • @goldendudeman
      @goldendudeman 4 роки тому +2

      @@booplesnoot1353 thank you :D

    • @Tsusagi
      @Tsusagi 4 роки тому +2

      Yesssssss

    • @robincollins3680
      @robincollins3680 4 роки тому

      Copied, there was a undertale version way before this

  • @ArgusDex
    @ArgusDex 4 роки тому +150

    Dingo: it's the video nobody asked for
    Me: True, but now I'm asking for more.

  • @Citrine_Bee
    @Citrine_Bee 4 роки тому +485

    Dingo: “That nobody asked for!”
    Me: *”I asked for this ;-;”*

    • @kayleightaylor8746
      @kayleightaylor8746 4 роки тому +3

      Me too

    • @kayleightaylor8746
      @kayleightaylor8746 4 роки тому +1

      @Austin McWilliams yeah I guess
      -enter all of the kingdom hearts theme songs-

    • @krakenwarrior3237
      @krakenwarrior3237 4 роки тому +1

      Have you seen ABD Illustrates? He made a video of DnD vines for his group.

  • @thejudgescourt3727
    @thejudgescourt3727 4 роки тому +206

    It would've been funny if when sips touched Mr.Wizardy's hand in the car vine that he turned into Ms.Wizardly

  • @sirlotl3442
    @sirlotl3442 4 роки тому +232

    Can we all agree that the whole bit involving skips & sneeze with the oven door is some sort of canon ?

    • @scpfan1140
      @scpfan1140 4 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @bregam6915
      @bregam6915 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, I immediately thought "hmm.... yeah I could see this."

    • @garybrown1437
      @garybrown1437 4 роки тому +3

      I imagine it happened at 2am, in the middle of an inn, while everyone else in town is trying to sleep.

    • @unikracoon1913
      @unikracoon1913 4 роки тому +1

      This is 100% percent cannon. I will not believe otherwise

  • @Hghartung
    @Hghartung 4 роки тому +383

    I feel like when Mr. Wizardly took his hand away he should’ve turn into Ms. Wizardly 1:50

  • @Sharkz117
    @Sharkz117 4 роки тому +298

    "Not canon"? I don't know, Dingo, the "WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!" sounds pretty canon just based on Sips' shenanigans alone.

    • @neoaustin164
      @neoaustin164 4 роки тому +6

      Necro reply is Necro, but I wanted to throw in my 2 cents and say that Gothi and Erina aren't innocent either. between poison potato and the berry thing

    • @vilmamartinez2873
      @vilmamartinez2873 4 роки тому

      She did say much

  • @FirithPanda
    @FirithPanda 4 роки тому +181

    Abby & Erena: "So Annie are you okay!? Are you okay!? Are you okay Annie!?"
    Episode 16:
    Episode 16: No one is okay.

    • @YooranKujara
      @YooranKujara 4 роки тому +1

      Abby was so annoying in ep 16

  • @alexandritelily1362
    @alexandritelily1362 4 роки тому +250

    It may be called fouls gold, but we all know that this is comedy gold

  • @rrtkddigimon0
    @rrtkddigimon0 4 роки тому +225

    I am calling cannon the bit where Jack's bed is pushed into the river.

    • @WildfireMagni
      @WildfireMagni 4 роки тому +15

      I'd say it's happened at least twice.
      Since Tuesday.

    • @andrewrawlings5220
      @andrewrawlings5220 4 роки тому

      I call canon on the part where sips allows 'all the sounds inside him' to come out during yoga.

  • @lucidlucario710
    @lucidlucario710 4 роки тому +235

    “Yeah man I’ll kill him!”
    “For how much?”
    (Pause)”how about 30?”
    “30 grand?”
    *coughs up drink*
    Sips in the most sips nutshell possible.

    • @marcusalm7350
      @marcusalm7350 4 роки тому +2

      I would argue the most Sips is the yoga AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @lucidlucario710
      @lucidlucario710 4 роки тому

      I think that’s when it has anything to do with the curse, when sips is calm is the 30grand vine.

  • @cocowolf1014
    @cocowolf1014 4 роки тому +46

    "WHO SUMONED ME"
    Everbody"AHHHH"
    why sips? XD

  • @cookietv9316
    @cookietv9316 4 роки тому +817

    I need the vine: "Im scared dad!" "Trust me, son!" * son falls * Dad: "Rule Nr 1: never trust anybody"

  • @thecolorpurple6401
    @thecolorpurple6401 4 роки тому +209

    Dingo: "Welcome to a video that nobody asked for!"
    Me: *but we are sure glad we got it.*

  • @AnimeWolf5193
    @AnimeWolf5193 4 роки тому +1480

    Sips in the karaoke bar: Betcha I can hit this high note.
    No-no don't-
    Terrasque: AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!

  • @rulamantic
    @rulamantic 4 роки тому +129

    The "Ms.Kesha" one was honestly just foreshadowing

  • @crystalwaters7573
    @crystalwaters7573 4 роки тому +589

    Mr Wizardly: *after dealing w/ the party’s shît*
    Mr Wizardly: Two shots of vodka...
    Mr Wizardly: *pours in the whole damn bottle*

  • @playerzero7890
    @playerzero7890 4 роки тому +110

    “When will you learn” that one was pretty good

  • @lordscrubugus9897
    @lordscrubugus9897 4 роки тому +486

    *"WHO SUMMONED ME !?"*
    **panic**

  • @dragongaming2796
    @dragongaming2796 4 роки тому +20

    “Release all the tension in your mind-“
    “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
    Why does that describe sips (and me) perfectly

  • @seag7432
    @seag7432 4 роки тому +425

    *"WHO SUMMONED ME?!?!?!"*
    *"AAA-"*
    call the coroner cause I'm ded.

    • @derekdevore3002
      @derekdevore3002 4 роки тому +9

      RagiNg VipeEr I tried this as a try not to laugh challenge and immediately lost when the tarrasque yelled who summoned me lol

    • @taniacaron9831
      @taniacaron9831 4 роки тому +2

      I watch the video over and over while reading the comments and I was at the same exact moment that you were describing so it got me laughing

    • @snarfymcsnarfface2323
      @snarfymcsnarfface2323 4 роки тому +1

      The coroner *VIRUS*

  • @92getdownmw29
    @92getdownmw29 4 роки тому +140

    Did we ask for this in the first place: nope
    Do we want more of this gold: most definitely

  • @mrcheshire104
    @mrcheshire104 4 роки тому +591

    Gothi: What do you have?!
    Sips: *A KNIFE!!*
    Gothi: N O !

    • @Dragonian05
      @Dragonian05 4 роки тому +10

      Should be Sneeze with the knife.

    • @xandan1668
      @xandan1668 4 роки тому +6

      @@Dragonian05
      Sneeze can't talk.

    • @Dragonian05
      @Dragonian05 4 роки тому +4

      @@xandan1668 Fair point. . . Kid Sips then?

    • @xandan1668
      @xandan1668 4 роки тому +5

      @@Dragonian05
      Potato girl

    • @masonvanderford6717
      @masonvanderford6717 4 роки тому +1

      Armored Layers EXperimental hello my fellow Hazbin fan!

  • @Itz_Mothii
    @Itz_Mothii 4 роки тому +527

    Who else is watching this after Gothies "Face" reveal

    • @azurebalmung4520
      @azurebalmung4520 4 роки тому +35

      Vine Sips: "Okay, let's reveal a secret about ourselves..."
      That's a fairly lengthy list now.

    • @schrodinger1374
      @schrodinger1374 4 роки тому +7

      Meeeeeee. And all I can see is Gothi’s *face* under the mask

    • @eclipsedmoon87
      @eclipsedmoon87 4 роки тому +1

      Me

    • @generalfloppa5798
      @generalfloppa5798 4 роки тому +1

      Me

    • @generalfloppa5798
      @generalfloppa5798 4 роки тому +2

      I actually forgot and now all I can see is that horrible face

  • @CelestialKitsune975
    @CelestialKitsune975 4 роки тому +464

    “None of this is cannon” yeah, sure...,.. non-cannon,.... totally...

    • @Jono997
      @Jono997 4 роки тому +29

      The chicken one was definitely canon

    • @ndt_dynamite2247
      @ndt_dynamite2247 4 роки тому +25

      a cannon is a weapon that launches large projectiles called cannonballs, a canon is a continuity of events in a fictional story, they are spelled different, but they both destroy ships
      lol

    • @ItsKingFionn
      @ItsKingFionn 4 роки тому +2

      So Sips when someone hurts Sneeze?

    • @uwukotoa
      @uwukotoa 4 роки тому +3

      NDT_DYNAMITE but we love to support sinking ships in this household

    • @mrmodd11
      @mrmodd11 4 роки тому

      @@ndt_dynamite2247 if thats not the truest thing i've heard i don't know what is

  • @goldenknightdrake4158
    @goldenknightdrake4158 4 роки тому +359

    "This is the video nobody asked for!"
    Animated D&D vines? This is EXACTLY what I've asked for

  • @chaotic.entertainer
    @chaotic.entertainer 4 роки тому +166

    Dingo: None of these are canon
    Me: Now that, is what I call *lies*

    • @Tsakeli
      @Tsakeli 4 роки тому +11

      When I can easily see those characters doing most of this... yeah, no, this is pure headcanon to the fans, sorry, Dingo

    • @elbrich2463
      @elbrich2463 4 роки тому +1

      Technically she said none of these were canon...much

  • @clotildeboulanger7661
    @clotildeboulanger7661 4 роки тому +131

    3:04
    This one just got a whole new meaning now I HATE IT

    • @julietf3360
      @julietf3360 4 роки тому +21

      **flashbacks to the time when Sips’s possessed corpse ripped a psychopathic ten year old child’s heart out and ate it in front of all of his friends**

    • @MaskedKittyYT
      @MaskedKittyYT 4 роки тому +9

      1:10 don’t forget about the most recent episode involving gothi, her pain drinking vinegar must be horrible.

    • @clotildeboulanger7661
      @clotildeboulanger7661 4 роки тому

      Juliet F IT JUST KEEPS GOING

    • @clotildeboulanger7661
      @clotildeboulanger7661 4 роки тому

      Masked Kitty It might be the only drink she can feel at that point, she doesn’t have any nerves in there anymore
      Goood whyyyyy

    • @connormcconnell7881
      @connormcconnell7881 4 роки тому +4

      1:32 with the reveal of Xanu just recently

  • @DeathRabbit
    @DeathRabbit 4 роки тому +280

    Gothi: Hey bro what do you want to eat?
    100% Curse Sips: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT
    Sips: A bagel!
    100% Curse Sips: NOOOOO!
    Sips: 2 bagels!

    • @khodibritton8368
      @khodibritton8368 4 роки тому +9

      You mean
      Sips: A bagel.
      Curse Sips: *What?*
      Sips: 2 bagels.
      Curse Sips: *NOOOOOOOO*

    • @joehensman2572
      @joehensman2572 4 роки тому

      no it’s from a vine I think or an overwatch meme compilation ether way there right

    • @lilyfae7197
      @lilyfae7197 4 роки тому

      Normal Sips or Sneeze: the souls of the innocent.
      Arena: A bagel.
      S&S: NOOOOO
      Arena: two bagels

  • @sophiafelix5134
    @sophiafelix5134 4 роки тому +131

    I'm pretty sure that the DM "When will you learn" vine is required in every dnd vine video.

    • @Z.A.N.E
      @Z.A.N.E 4 роки тому +4

      Especially for my campaign
      We all play depressed/bipolar/possessive/mentally unstable characters, who happen to be teenagers. Not only that but the majority of us all like drama.
      Our DM... I just feel bad sometimes...
      And now I'm my own DM (our first campaign is starting up soon). All my characters are magical and gay and we have a stoner character... I'm terrified of what they're going to do.

    • @MasterSilvertongue
      @MasterSilvertongue 4 роки тому

      @@Z.A.N.E I wish ya luck *has Vietnam flashbacks to my first DM Campaign*

  • @Remoniq
    @Remoniq 4 роки тому +879

    We might not have asked for it, but we wanted it.
    "10 years of prison."
    "Maybe I can change your mind?"
    "...20 years"
    Made me laught way to hard.

    • @nintendocaprimoon63
      @nintendocaprimoon63 4 роки тому +6

      Nat 1

    • @Remoniq
      @Remoniq 4 роки тому +2

      @@nintendocaprimoon63 I have a feeling that if I ever plays D&D that would be my luck in a nutshell.

    • @yesno2697
      @yesno2697 4 роки тому +3

      I mean, she got him to change his mind in a way.

    • @yourladbrennen3130
      @yourladbrennen3130 4 роки тому +2

      @@yesno2697 _yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..........................................................................._

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Рік тому

      Masterfully negotiated

  • @lindsaypetersen5940
    @lindsaypetersen5940 4 роки тому +49

    The best part was when Felix started screaming, “WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?!”

  • @bunnyy.c0re195
    @bunnyy.c0re195 4 роки тому +541

    "when will you learn, when will you learn THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES" every DM ever

    • @josephtheoracle3344
      @josephtheoracle3344 4 роки тому +8

      My party has a session tonight. They are going to meet with a black dragon. I can only see this going well

    • @billybobjohns3758
      @billybobjohns3758 4 роки тому +1

      @@josephtheoracle3344 How this want finally? 😂

    • @josephtheoracle3344
      @josephtheoracle3344 4 роки тому

      @@billybobjohns3758 my party didnt get there unfortunately. We ran out of time, they stopped off at a dwarven city in the mountains. Maybe we will get there tonight

    • @billybobjohns3758
      @billybobjohns3758 4 роки тому

      @@josephtheoracle3344 you'll tell how this went finally 😂

    • @josephtheoracle3344
      @josephtheoracle3344 4 роки тому

      @@billybobjohns3758 ok story time. We got sidetracked because of a new player. Necromancer attacked the party and i wasnt ready for them to ask a dead man questions. They are not off the fight a lich. I will continue to give updates as sessions happen

  • @littlelegend6167
    @littlelegend6167 4 роки тому +132

    "Look at all those chickens!" Greatest thing ever

  • @Sauce_Doc
    @Sauce_Doc 4 роки тому +116

    Judge: I sentence him to 10 years in prison.
    Erina: Well your honor, maybe I can... change your mind?
    Judge: 20 years.

  • @duneydan7993
    @duneydan7993 3 роки тому +6

    2:58 Years!
    That vine has been around for YEARS and I'm still falling of my chair laughing!🤣

  • @thinkfighttalk2403
    @thinkfighttalk2403 4 роки тому +386

    New goal: Hear Dingo swear.
    Vines that are canon to me even if Dingo says otherwise: 0:50, 1:15, 1:32, 2:45, 3:10

  • @jacktconnor
    @jacktconnor 4 роки тому +220

    "This video is non-canon"
    I refuse to believe this is not canon: 2:02

  • @Zkeleton969
    @Zkeleton969 4 роки тому +123

    The tarassque and chicken ones are by far my favorites, just so perfect

  • @theguyman256
    @theguyman256 4 роки тому +52

    "WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES" me and the DM when someone else in the party does anything

  • @xenoer
    @xenoer 4 роки тому +373

    "He's dead..."
    ...
    ..
    "..nOt thE d!cKhEad.. what do you want me to say?"

    • @austindraws4876
      @austindraws4876 4 роки тому +4

      omg zara can you send me a link to that vine cause I can’t find it

    • @alexanderwizardjar9540
      @alexanderwizardjar9540 4 роки тому +2

      @@austindraws4876 same, i've never seen it before and i've been searching for 20 mins lol

    • @faetumn
      @faetumn 4 роки тому

      How the hell did dingo even find it I need it

    • @mckenzief1629
      @mckenzief1629 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/ht0KDm2JKFc/v-deo.html

    • @gentlehuman2003
      @gentlehuman2003 4 роки тому

      That sounds like it is f*QUACK* cannon with Sips.

  • @evedren6514
    @evedren6514 4 роки тому +2888

    I am personally offended that you didn’t do this:
    Gothi: what do you want?
    Evil foreclaimer sips/Choatic evil Sips: the souls of the innocent!
    Chaotic good sips: A bagel.
    Evil foreclaimer sips/Choatic evil Sips:NOOOO
    chaotic good sips: two bagels.
    (Stop asking me to change which sips it is)
    (Yeah I know it’s in the new video)

  • @brigder
    @brigder 4 роки тому +138

    omg do a part two, and use the: "what do you want to eat? THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT- a bagel. NOOOO- two bagels!" vine please

  • @freakishuproar1168
    @freakishuproar1168 4 роки тому +5

    The "WHO SUMMONED ME?!" tarrasque bit... xD
    Every fiendish creature ever conjured via a summon monster is probably screaming the same thing.

  • @Natural-Productions
    @Natural-Productions 4 роки тому +382

    I feel like that when Dingo and her friends arentʻ playing Dnd, the characters ae making vines

    • @Xtubery
      @Xtubery 4 роки тому

      Why do i fell the same way?

  • @CheeseMachine2
    @CheeseMachine2 4 роки тому +523

    When your whole party is about to die in D&D
    You: oh no
    Your friends: oh no
    The characters you play as: oh shi...

    • @black97_0
      @black97_0 4 роки тому +7

      Me - someone who constantly swaps between chaotic good and chaotic evil: "oh yes~"

    • @alannar6189
      @alannar6189 4 роки тому +2

      Khayree Beyah this aged well

    • @marlosuper
      @marlosuper 4 роки тому +1

      @@alannar6189 yep..

    • @rameball
      @rameball 4 роки тому

      Oh fuck

    • @liamdalemon1525
      @liamdalemon1525 4 роки тому +1

      your PC if something is about to explode: oh son of a bi-

  • @BlackholeJester
    @BlackholeJester 4 роки тому +466

    ah yes, The Eternal Tea Weilding Repairman. Otherwise know as Julian

    • @718jef
      @718jef 3 роки тому +4

      I imagen his voice like that

    • @xs303is7
      @xs303is7 3 роки тому +1

      My name this the first time i seen my own name in any comment

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 2 роки тому

      Like you don't do repair/construction work while holding a drink.

    • @nikitherowboat5892
      @nikitherowboat5892 2 роки тому

      im so sad he didnt appear more in the main series

  • @Bofrab
    @Bofrab 4 роки тому +10

    Mr. Wizardly with proZD’s voice is perfect and that is how I hear his voice as now.

  • @sseroxyhydz
    @sseroxyhydz 4 роки тому +395

    "no one asked for"
    uh you bet your whole channel most of us wanted this

    • @171RAVEN
      @171RAVEN 4 роки тому +12

      I didn't want this, but now that I've watched it I now realize how much I wanted this

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 4 роки тому +7

      171RAVEN
      Yeah I think that sums it up nicely. We didn’t want it, but now that we got it, where’s the sequel?

    • @gentlehuman2003
      @gentlehuman2003 4 роки тому

      I didn't know I wanted it till I saw it

    • @Badger_Nerd
      @Badger_Nerd 4 роки тому +1

      *all of us

  • @magicalmishap1201
    @magicalmishap1201 4 роки тому +196

    * dingo doesn't censor THOSE words *
    Me: *happiness noises*

  • @NovumDoesObservation
    @NovumDoesObservation 4 роки тому +82

    "When Gothi isn't home" was the vine we didn't know we needed, but by THE D&D GODS WE DO AND WE HAVE IT

  • @erwinkrauss7577
    @erwinkrauss7577 4 роки тому +7

    1:48 His reaction is 10 time funnier when you know that Sip can curse with his crocodile hands XD

  • @unsunghero7477
    @unsunghero7477 4 роки тому +73

    Dingo "Nobody ask for this but here u go"
    Fanbase "when the next one going out"

  • @Mythis1
    @Mythis1 4 роки тому +838

    Cannot like the video more than once so here: “EVERYONE LIKED THAT”

  • @AndrewConlan
    @AndrewConlan 4 роки тому +37

    the DM screaming "when will you learn" is scary accurate

  • @RainnStorm_5155
    @RainnStorm_5155 Рік тому +1

    This is how I not only got into DND in the first place but also this whole series
    And I am SO GLAD THAT VINE HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT

  • @notactuallyacat.
    @notactuallyacat. 4 роки тому +48

    Dingo: Welcome to the video nobody asked for!
    Me: D&D vines with actual character art is one of my favorite things to watch ^v^

  • @allanroberts7129
    @allanroberts7129 4 роки тому +52

    1:31
    I refuse to believe this is not cannon. That is the exact reaction I would expect Sips to have.
    It's also the same reaction I would have if my filter wasn't working properly.
    "And how are you today?"
    *"AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" *

  • @isabellaruppelt8132
    @isabellaruppelt8132 4 роки тому +64

    Gothi - “what do you have”
    Sips (chasing arina around after episode 10 (11?) - “A KNIFE”
    Gothi - “NO”

    • @Scud422
      @Scud422 4 роки тому

      I'm really surprised this wasn't in the list.

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 3 роки тому +3

    Gothi fiercely stirring a vat of goblin-gooify potion: "I'm making Mac and Cheese, _AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!"_

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 4 роки тому +195

    1:45
    Mr. Wizaedly did not turn into a woman I feel extreamly ashames or Dingo for not following Canon.

    • @Erendriel
      @Erendriel 4 роки тому +9

      Can't agree more to that statement

    • @silk5872
      @silk5872 4 роки тому +8

      I feel you man, I was so expecting it

    • @cristianbernal8009
      @cristianbernal8009 4 роки тому

      Guys she said its vines from all over the timeline.

    • @silk5872
      @silk5872 4 роки тому +1

      @@cristianbernal8009 yeah, but sips' cursed hand touched Mr wizaerdly. In the timeline, once that happens, he changes gender so we were expecting it XD

  • @theseawriter
    @theseawriter 4 роки тому +45

    "Welcome to the video nobody asked for!"
    Me: *Remembers finishing her last Fool's Gold episode, then thinking of DnD Vines and the Team*

  • @PacopogoOfficial
    @PacopogoOfficial 4 роки тому +70

    "nobody asked for" yet we are blessed with this

    • @MasterTankChief
      @MasterTankChief 4 роки тому +1

      She's wrong, this is EXACTLY what I've been asking for. MORE DINGO!

  • @silkyful9853
    @silkyful9853 4 роки тому +7

    This hits different after the last episode.... I'm crying.

  • @peytonsmith584
    @peytonsmith584 4 роки тому +38

    Literally says so much about their characters that quick

    • @maddoxWolfe
      @maddoxWolfe 4 роки тому

      Peyton Smith Gothi was pretty inaccurate

  • @br1nk_0f_illusi0n5
    @br1nk_0f_illusi0n5 4 роки тому +138

    Me: sees vine...
    Also me: holy s* dingo just made a fools gold vine
    *I DONT REGRET*

  • @zexa252
    @zexa252 4 роки тому +88

    Party _does something_
    Party _A PC dies because of thing they did_
    ME : *WHEN WILL U LEARN*
    I as a DM feel like felix -sometimes- , actually scratch that, ALL THE TIME

  • @paulgrabner540
    @paulgrabner540 4 роки тому +3

    I love how we went from this to the characters making heart rending discoveries and decisions

  • @KalinaHitanaVTuber
    @KalinaHitanaVTuber 4 роки тому +44

    To quote Vegeta from DBZA: Never in my life have I needed something so much and never known until I received it

  • @roya111
    @roya111 4 роки тому +25

    And in that moment(vine) Felix was one with all DMs across space and time.

  • @picklethedragon4889
    @picklethedragon4889 4 роки тому +116

    Gothi: What do you want for breakfast
    Evil Croc Sips: _tHe SoUlS oF tHe InNoCeNt_
    Sips: A bagel
    Evil Croc Sips: _nooooooooooo_
    Sips: Two Bagels.

  • @ODST_SSGT
    @ODST_SSGT Рік тому +1

    I love how all of these are 100% in character for every single one of them.