DUNGEONS & DRAGONS VINES | High Hopes Low Rolls Edition

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  • Опубліковано 15 жов 2024
  • After a beyond lovely response to the speedpaint I made of our DnD party “High Hopes Low Rolls”, I took some time this week to translate me and my friends’ player characters into classic meme format.
    This is a fun little project that I’ve been wanting to make for a while now, - it took way longer to finish up than I thought it would, but it’s definitely been a laugh to put together!
    Lemme know in the comments if your fave characters from the speedpaint came across the way you thought they might, or if you have any new faves after seeing this video! haha
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    [UPDATE! - The HHLR series has been discontinued in the time since this was uploaded; but thanks so much now and forever to all of y’all who showed it some love while we were able to work on it! It truly means the world to have ever been able to make something like this alongside such dear friends 💖 - www.shriekingw... ]
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    🍂🦝 MERCH STORE ~ abdillustrates... 🦝🍂
    ⭐ LINKS ~ linktr.ee/ABDi... ⭐
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    ✨ Also: check out some cool art of High Hopes Low Rolls over at Bin_Witch_Illustration’s instagram! - www.instagram.... ✨
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    -- MUSIC USED -
    Marwan Nimra - Fantasy RPG Sequence by Natentine - • Video

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  • @birdo_is_here
    @birdo_is_here 5 років тому +3046

    “What are we looking for”
    “I don’t know I rolled a one”
    Classic DnD struggles

  • @itry1667
    @itry1667 5 років тому +3806

    "I wanna flirt with literally everything!"
    "You are a wizard with a -2 charisma stat... are you sure?"
    "Abso-fricking-lutly"

    • @darienb1127
      @darienb1127 4 роки тому +37

      I think that vine was talking about the staff he had having a -2 Charisma.

    • @scarletrose2880
      @scarletrose2880 4 роки тому +71

      I wish more PC's with low charisma were super flirty.

    • @emilialavil2618
      @emilialavil2618 4 роки тому +19

      @@darienb1127 no Rook has -2 charisma lmao not the staff

    • @AnimeWolf5193
      @AnimeWolf5193 4 роки тому +10

      "Yeah, I never said I'd do it good."

    • @maem7462
      @maem7462 4 роки тому +3

      That makes it funny though

  • @angelusnielson7135
    @angelusnielson7135 4 роки тому +3183

    "When will you learn your actions have consequences?!?!"
    - Every DM ever.

    • @ziqqyziqqy
      @ziqqyziqqy 4 роки тому +16

      lmao

    • @keirameetze831
      @keirameetze831 4 роки тому +45

      They know their actions have consequences. They just don't give AF. :D

    • @Mr.Comedian42069
      @Mr.Comedian42069 4 роки тому +21

      Said to every chaotic stupid ever

    • @teddy_bear6122
      @teddy_bear6122 4 роки тому +6

      Mood

    • @quincyclayfield5153
      @quincyclayfield5153 4 роки тому +10

      My non-emo friend decided to put her character in emo outfit. Everyone knows I am a emo but I don’t dress like it. So she didn’t know what an emo look like so she had a hood over her eyes she no has a -2 in sight. Am I going to tell her yet NO

  • @marteris9464
    @marteris9464 5 років тому +2919

    "High hopes low heterosexuality" more like title of my biography

    • @actuallyverysoggy
      @actuallyverysoggy 4 роки тому +23

      But you didn't need to attack me like this ;-;

    • @SoulSlugArts
      @SoulSlugArts 4 роки тому +8

      Cause

    • @SoulSlugArts
      @SoulSlugArts 4 роки тому +12

      Let me just write that down

    • @inkomidoriya6786
      @inkomidoriya6786 3 роки тому +22

      Me an aspiring writer:....Just gonna take notes for later...

    • @Theplanetmarsbars
      @Theplanetmarsbars 3 роки тому +8

      I would love to like this comment but it’s at 666 likes

  • @catsock
    @catsock 5 років тому +7210

    Hey for any of you people who have never played dnd. Yes. This is exactly what it’s like. It is not calm and tactical like in the movies. It’s a war zone filled with screaming and bad decisions.

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 5 років тому +594

      Its calm and tactical when you start sure, you have options, you have spells. But 20minutes into the dungeon, When The Wizards Decides to cast grease on the Barbarian as he Slip and slides into the Skeletons Chasing them.

    • @jaredbranch8907
      @jaredbranch8907 5 років тому +318

      I call that big boy bowling.

    • @Aplesedjr
      @Aplesedjr 5 років тому +211

      Hey, sometimes a plan goes exactly how it’s supposed to, and those are just as good as when it all goes to shit.

    • @Auntiebels
      @Auntiebels 5 років тому +92

      @@tanith117 Sorry but that is the DEFINITION of tactical right there

    • @nymiancomplex7336
      @nymiancomplex7336 5 років тому +89

      Rip I just started playing dnd for the first time in a school club and it’s nowhere near as fun as this looks it’s honestly kinda lame 😂 I’m the only person who makes attempts at humor n dialogue and stuff everyone else just goes along doin what they have too and not saying much honestly and then someone complains at me that I’m acting like an “evil character trying to make it all about me” because I’m putting effort into making it fun 😂😂😂

  • @mutantmaster1
    @mutantmaster1 5 років тому +3591

    "Everyone in this room was entirely straight"
    *sees a bard*
    *100% suspicious =-=*

    • @imreallytired4457
      @imreallytired4457 4 роки тому +68

      *69 likes*
      *Weee Woooo*

    • @stress4206
      @stress4206 4 роки тому +41

      ImReallyTired all of those likes are bards

    • @HexManiacQuinn
      @HexManiacQuinn 4 роки тому +21

      @@stress4206 hell yeah they are

    • @renoloverxoxo
      @renoloverxoxo 4 роки тому +19

      @@imreallytired4457 press x to doubt

    • @foxandwolf2912
      @foxandwolf2912 4 роки тому +28

      I have a Bard that was so gay he got thrown through a table and died for a good 20 minutes

  • @spacetcade
    @spacetcade 5 років тому +3708

    “What are we looking for”
    “Idk I rolled a 1”

    • @jonathanguajardo8430
      @jonathanguajardo8430 5 років тому +71

      you see something shiny, your character goes to eat, then falls to his death and sits their silently underground

    • @dizzy-mandrake6167
      @dizzy-mandrake6167 5 років тому +74

      "Somehow, you manage to see nothing. You're blind"

    • @finalshade8592
      @finalshade8592 5 років тому +97

      Rolls a 1-4 on perception
      "Hmm.
      Yes.
      The floor here is made out of floor"

    • @gaburelmesmo3824
      @gaburelmesmo3824 5 років тому +52

      @@finalshade8592 "Guys! I think the Drow King is a Drow!"

    • @thatoneradiohost2737
      @thatoneradiohost2737 5 років тому +14

      YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

  • @murpalani7853
    @murpalani7853 5 років тому +1880

    "WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR?!"
    "I DON'T KNOW, I ROLLED A 1"
    My party literally every time we do perception.

    • @latverianbaklava8541
      @latverianbaklava8541 5 років тому +13

      Lord that is me.

    • @Nyx_Pyralis
      @Nyx_Pyralis 5 років тому +37

      My character on the other hand... *has passive perception of 26 at lvl 10*
      NOTHING ESCAPES MY SIGHT!!!!!

    • @thecrazycomet
      @thecrazycomet 5 років тому +13

      @@Nyx_Pyralis
      lvl 20 + expertise in perception + 20 wisdom + obsevant feat = A 32 passive perception.
      If I ever play d&d, this is my goal.

    • @Nyx_Pyralis
      @Nyx_Pyralis 5 років тому +7

      @@thecrazycomet lolol same dude same. I've got 16 in wisdom, expertise in perception, and observant feat haha. Assassin rogue lvl 4, way of shadow monk lvl 6. Great to just teleport in, sneak attack, and run away with my 55ft movement speed using the mobile feat.

    • @Arrow1bowmen
      @Arrow1bowmen 5 років тому +6

      ​@@Nyx_Pyralis I *see* you are a character of culture as well. Rogue Inquitve with expertise in perception and the observant feat. Only level 4 but has 21 passive, and for that level, most of the stuff is auto passed. DM "Everyone make a--nevermind Denver you see..."

  • @faetales2703
    @faetales2703 5 років тому +1630

    “I don’t know I rolled a one” is LITERALLY something I’ve said in dnd

    • @ghostwas_here
      @ghostwas_here 4 роки тому +20

      i think we all have at some point TwT

    • @alexandriatimpany3803
      @alexandriatimpany3803 4 роки тому +12

      Everyone who plays has said it, dude. 🤣

    • @kb806
      @kb806 3 роки тому +3

      Nice pfp

    • @faetales2703
      @faetales2703 3 роки тому +2

      @@kb806 thank you!!

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 2 роки тому +4

      I rolled a NAT 1 on a percussion to get the price of spell components lowered, the owner made the price go up cause of the NAT 1

  • @yupa3781
    @yupa3781 5 років тому +1648

    honestly paddy is a big gay mood

  • @GhoulishDryad
    @GhoulishDryad 5 років тому +3259

    “Everything’s a ranged weapon if you throw it hard enough” my dnd character used a backpack full of candy as a melee weapon and it did a lot more damage than anything we tried previously

    • @matusbarantal7630
      @matusbarantal7630 5 років тому +100

      My fighter likes to grab YEET enemys of the buildings a cliffs :D :D

    • @WisdomCatto
      @WisdomCatto 5 років тому +28

      SWEETS POWER!!

    • @caninelupus8369
      @caninelupus8369 5 років тому +100

      My sister's character threw a pebble and killed and armored ant.

    • @caninelupus8369
      @caninelupus8369 5 років тому +52

      My sister's character threw a pebble and killed an armored ant twice her size.

    • @scrappy2boot
      @scrappy2boot 5 років тому +28

      Mine uses giant maracas

  • @cloudstrife9188
    @cloudstrife9188 4 роки тому +932

    "WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR?"
    "IDK, I ROLLED A ONE."
    If your character is having a bad time, just remember that my warlock failed 6 times to get up a hill. 6 TIMES. EVEN WITH ROPE. He eventually misty stepped up the hill pissed as hell.

    • @cussundriakneal9904
      @cussundriakneal9904 4 роки тому +49

      D&D is the greatest game ever. XD

    • @alexandriatimpany3803
      @alexandriatimpany3803 4 роки тому +28

      Ah yes. Logic and warlocks. I love them both.

    • @liuemma7175
      @liuemma7175 4 роки тому +9

      Boi, did u ever died frickin going through a broken bridge with negative dex and is a halfling?

    • @cephalonia5001
      @cephalonia5001 4 роки тому +5

      My warlock failed 6 time trying to blink on 4 hp

    • @eracqoon
      @eracqoon 4 роки тому +3

      Lol I once used all of my spell slots trying to cast a simple spell it was sad

  • @mjspore5262
    @mjspore5262 5 років тому +2048

    "ANYTHING CAN BE A PROJECTILE WEAPON" me every time I play D&D

    • @choking1668
      @choking1668 4 роки тому +48

      I watched one stream some ork literally threw a goblin at another goblin and jsut massacre them like that. Leaving only one left to interrogate.

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 4 роки тому +25

      MJ Spore I’ve thrown our gnome rogue as a projectile weapon before, basically Wolverine fast ball special but....somehow smaller

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 4 роки тому +19

      Less impressive than the two above me, as projectile was not alive, but my Dragonborn Barbarian (with Tavern Brawler feat) was in a fight. Didn't even rage or draw their maul, just walked up to an overturned table, lifted it up above his head, went, "'Sup?" to the poor Halfling trying to reload his crossbow while using the table I had just picked up for cover, and then flattened him with the table before turning and launching it across the room and braining another poor bugger.

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 4 роки тому +12

      Just last week one of our Goliath PCs grabbed a dragon by its tail and after we cut off its wings, threw it off a cliff, the dragon was about the size of a Camry but every few rounds it’s climb back up and the Goliath would throw it off the cliff again

    • @scp049hasbreachedcontianme9
      @scp049hasbreachedcontianme9 4 роки тому +9

      As the player of a halfing rogue with dwarfism...
      Can confirm. Just get the barbarian and I standing next to each other in a fight and I will 100% be thrown, pointy ends first

  • @fernrivers3152
    @fernrivers3152 5 років тому +1550

    The titles of the vines killed me once I noticed them...
    on my third time watching the video
    "High Hopes Low Heterosexuality"

    • @crystalwaters7573
      @crystalwaters7573 5 років тому +43

      That's me and my party. And I'm the only ACTUALLY GAY ONE THERE!!! XD
      THEY'RE JUST ALL GAY CHARACTERS AND IT'S *HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

    • @Fyreflier
      @Fyreflier 5 років тому +37

      "Anything is a Ranged Weapon if You Throw it Hard Enough"
      agreed.

    • @justtworandompotatoesdoina3426
      @justtworandompotatoesdoina3426 5 років тому

      That killed me😂😂😂

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 5 років тому +2

      @@justtworandompotatoesdoina3426 Also Killed the Orc with the Potion bottle they were holding.

    • @justtworandompotatoesdoina3426
      @justtworandompotatoesdoina3426 5 років тому +1

      @@tanith117 UwU"

  • @kimjade7270
    @kimjade7270 5 років тому +880

    *"WHO SUMMONED ME"*
    *screams*
    "Hey bro what do you want to eat"
    *-the souls of the innocent-*
    "A bagel"
    *-sad evil staff noises-*
    "Two Bagels"

    • @miracaaahalane
      @miracaaahalane 4 роки тому +15

      Staff: NOOOOOOO
      “3 bagels”
      Staff: *runs*

    • @wyattlohr8199
      @wyattlohr8199 4 роки тому +5

      4 bagels?

    • @PerplexedPBJ
      @PerplexedPBJ 3 роки тому +2

      𝟝 𝕓𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕤

    • @wyattlohr8199
      @wyattlohr8199 3 роки тому +5

      @@PerplexedPBJ even better....
      **INFINITE BAGELS!!!!**

    • @PerplexedPBJ
      @PerplexedPBJ 3 роки тому +1

      @@wyattlohr8199
      𝐲 𝐞 𝐬 .

  • @Someloser3232
    @Someloser3232 5 років тому +724

    “Stressed, depressed, and trying her best”
    If that’s not the BEST description I’ve ever heard

  • @ramboyaltura2310
    @ramboyaltura2310 5 років тому +2535

    *wHen wIlL yOu lEaRn tHat yOuR aCtIoNs hAvE cOnSeQuEncEs*

    • @tjtay02
      @tjtay02 5 років тому +67

      It's just too true, the struggle of being a dm

    • @annabush430
      @annabush430 5 років тому +43

      The mantra of every DM

    • @leonfen1441
      @leonfen1441 5 років тому +38

      Every... Single... DM... in the history of DnD

    • @bearabaoya
      @bearabaoya 5 років тому +31

      Honestly, the DM struggle...

    • @coleslaww4346
      @coleslaww4346 5 років тому +11

      Agreed

  • @PinkApocalypse
    @PinkApocalypse 5 років тому +1255

    The “a god” vine voice suits her so much

    • @doyoucanoe4028
      @doyoucanoe4028 4 роки тому +9

      kanye?

    • @cussundriakneal9904
      @cussundriakneal9904 4 роки тому +24

      Are you saying Kanye's voice is perfect for a Goblin Bard?
      I'm dying i'm laughing so hard! X,D Now every time i hear that guy speak, all i'll think is that he has the voice of a goblin! X,D

    • @maem7462
      @maem7462 4 роки тому +11

      @@cussundriakneal9904 It does fit though especially with hearing the description from the speedpaint video

    • @cuneiform5803
      @cuneiform5803 4 роки тому +4

      @@cussundriakneal9904 you're not wrong

    • @alexandriatimpany3803
      @alexandriatimpany3803 4 роки тому +3

      It does tho

  • @Jagerbombb
    @Jagerbombb 4 роки тому +275

    Everyone roll a perception check
    The party: *confused screaming*

  • @abnegazher
    @abnegazher 5 років тому +760

    I was playing as a Cleric (Grave) Warrior.
    I found 2 npcs on the brink of death (last death check)
    Everyone on the party said to loot them.
    The warlock killed one just for the lolz.
    I ressurrected the dead one, healed the dying other.
    They both pledged their life to me.
    One had a BURST-FIRE MAGIC THUNDER CROSSBOW.
    The other had a RETURNING MAGIC LIGHTSPEED THUNDER TRIDENT.
    .
    Now I'm a badass mafia boss with two grunts stronk af.
    :v

    • @RoliePoly
      @RoliePoly 4 роки тому +92

      when not being a greedy murderhobo actually makes you significantly stronger

    • @CelestialKitsune975
      @CelestialKitsune975 4 роки тому +16

      Significantly?? You sure about that?

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide 4 роки тому +19

      *_dorime intensifies_*

    • @cloudstrife9188
      @cloudstrife9188 4 роки тому +30

      Sounds like the wizard in our group who purchased a talking and walking catapult.

    • @vanessagamboa9163
      @vanessagamboa9163 4 роки тому +14

      Me, a Level 5 human fighter: MURDER THEM

  • @natthemadgirl5781
    @natthemadgirl5781 5 років тому +993

    yesterday my mum was like, 'hey are you ok? you've been quite antisocial lately...'
    to which i replied, 'yeah, i just can't think straight, that's all.'
    she asked what i meant by that and i gave the 'i can't think clearly' explanation instead of 'i think i'm gay'
    so she proceeded to ask what place i was in mentally, to which i said, 'oh, i'm in a happy place, ya know, full of *rainbows* and all...'
    all the time thinking of Paddy's animation in this, so i laughed my head off later.

    • @stress4206
      @stress4206 4 роки тому +39

      I needed to take a deep breath so that I didnt wake anybody up from laughing so hard

    • @miracaaahalane
      @miracaaahalane 4 роки тому +6

      Noiiiicccceeeeee

    • @ElaineValentyne164
      @ElaineValentyne164 4 роки тому +4

      S T R E S S speech +10000

    • @mamba-do-u
      @mamba-do-u 3 роки тому +1

      I relate to Paddy too hard

  • @newtskadoot4487
    @newtskadoot4487 5 років тому +551

    I showed my dad the very last vine and since he’s the dungeon master in most of his own campaigns I could just see him ReLaTe

  • @maldoodles2814
    @maldoodles2814 5 років тому +467

    “Everyone in this room was entirely straight..”
    “...fake news!!”
    Wow I like this D&D party

  • @AnimeWolf5193
    @AnimeWolf5193 5 років тому +258

    I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND!
    She says it with so much determination, it's just adorable. Then her friend shows up and it's perfect, as they tell the ocean to f- off. XD

  • @InanimatedAnimation
    @InanimatedAnimation 5 років тому +118

    I now strive to make my clerics have at least a tiny bit of Zada's "Welp, they dead, no fixin' that, no sir" attitude.

  • @asuraaoki1925
    @asuraaoki1925 5 років тому +1191

    Make a pODCAST lol. Your party sounds like an absolute trainwreck and that's the most delightful kind of DnD we all need and want.

    • @_beastee7931
      @_beastee7931 5 років тому +35

      omg yesss this would be awesome as a podcast

    • @mallorycollins6157
      @mallorycollins6157 5 років тому +21

      AHHH i'd love to see a podcast

    • @crystalramirez4700
      @crystalramirez4700 5 років тому +20

      I’d watch it

    • @crimeytimey
      @crimeytimey 5 років тому +6

      Yes pleaseeee

    • @OakleyThePanda
      @OakleyThePanda 5 років тому +17

      Currently, me and my friends are planning a DnD Podcast, we are trying to figure out a name atm, and dont worry, we are all trainwrecks so it will be a MESS! We are planning to start in the new year, any suggestions on names from people would be greatly appreciated! :D

  • @Astlay
    @Astlay 5 років тому +663

    This kind of thing is exactly why I love RPGs...
    But seriously, your DM is a goddamn HERO for dealing with so many players at once. If six were always enough to drive me nuts, I can't begin to imagine what it is to have as many as you guys do...

    • @alexbojangles5007
      @alexbojangles5007 5 років тому +43

      •Dms for 28• *Cries in god*

    • @lilmissbacon
      @lilmissbacon 4 роки тому +16

      Bruh when my group first started, we had like 12 players😂

    • @PEASGaming64
      @PEASGaming64 4 роки тому +20

      @@lilmissbacon First session for my group, there was 6, the next there was like 10 and all but two of us are newbies, one of those two being the DM himself. In other news of Elven Dryad keeps finding reasons to collet potatoes and one of our dragonborns is a forever horny bard.

    • @lilmissbacon
      @lilmissbacon 4 роки тому +17

      @@PEASGaming64 we had a snake lady who kept trying to borderline rape people to create a snake baby army
      Never accomplished her mission

    • @coppersdnd7943
      @coppersdnd7943 4 роки тому +1

      The most I can handle without losing my mind is 3, anymore and the whole campaign will be pure chaos

  • @_beach.bumm_93
    @_beach.bumm_93 5 років тому +437

    Honestly this gives me so much info about the characters 😂

  • @cookieholder3571
    @cookieholder3571 5 років тому +946

    Yo. Im invested now. I want more of this DnD group :O

    • @arcaniumdragon2444
      @arcaniumdragon2444 5 років тому +2

      Ditto

    • @chillycharizard5985
      @chillycharizard5985 5 років тому +2

      Saaame

    • @JayShoPalmz
      @JayShoPalmz 5 років тому +2

      I'm so invested in them they're so great. Also doing it as vines are so guuud

    • @mediadetective6104
      @mediadetective6104 5 років тому +4

      I would mind him making an animated thing, describing the adventures they’ve gone on and so on

    • @paytonm373
      @paytonm373 5 років тому +1

      Same here. We need to know more!

  • @septimusheikler8104
    @septimusheikler8104 5 років тому +1099

    is there an enemy group called low hopes high rolls?

    • @long-dead-king
      @long-dead-king 5 років тому +134

      no one wants to be there bit they keep rolling really fuckin high and it's an expirament by the dem to see what dice are loaded

    • @the.crow.apollo
      @the.crow.apollo 5 років тому +42

      That's... My party tbh

    • @ChickChickChirp
      @ChickChickChirp 5 років тому +10

      There should be

    • @knightx605
      @knightx605 4 роки тому +22

      @@long-dead-king You see that is the case for me but the opposite, we have a dice bot and they always give me low rolls...

    • @krakenwarrior3237
      @krakenwarrior3237 4 роки тому +15

      Ever played with a brother who just wants to torture you so he is a halfling with the lucky feat?

  • @user-yo8gl2nn1x
    @user-yo8gl2nn1x 5 років тому +258

    4:09
    this is so sad
    *BRIO PLAY DESPACITO*

  • @thestrangeone9960
    @thestrangeone9960 5 років тому +881

    D&D is just a game were everyone tries to drive the DM into insanity. 10/10 game. Unless you are the DM
    Also you do more D&D vines!

    • @salemdel8418
      @salemdel8418 5 років тому +28

      Being a Dm is also fun, you dont need to fight your players, you need to play with the dumb shit that are going on because of their bad decisions

    • @iandorantes6144
      @iandorantes6144 5 років тому +22

      I am a DM and jokes on my party, I was already insane before they showed up.

    • @lemonzestu
      @lemonzestu 5 років тому +12

      I wish I could play dnd I kinda wanna know how to play dnd but I would have to do it online ;-;

    • @bumblebot2458
      @bumblebot2458 5 років тому +9

      There's actually plenty of ways to play D&D online with other people! I would suggest checking out Roll20; they have an entire section dedicated to helping players find people to play the game with!

    • @thatthing6871
      @thatthing6871 4 роки тому +9

      My DM is a school friend and our party is the rest of our group...the poor soul has to deal with 8 semi-insane people. 3 of which who are completely chaotic outside of DnD. First decision they could in situation with theives and guards and a bar. AND THEY OFF TO STEAL A HORSE FROM A RANDOM STABLE?!?!?!?! My DM had a very stressful time to say the least.
      Also, I forgot to mention that besides the DM, there are only two other people who have played DnD before that first session.

  • @sapphiremoon9528
    @sapphiremoon9528 5 років тому +432

    I freaking loved all of this...!!!!
    Side note: when I watched the speedpaint I already shipped Paddy and Malark??!?!??
    I pReDiCt ShIpS!1!1!1

    • @wolfishcat7922
      @wolfishcat7922 5 років тому +13

      Sapphire Moon YAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!!!! Come blow into the ship’s sails with me!

    • @vinniebrightey1229
      @vinniebrightey1229 5 років тому +9

      It's an otp

    • @lydiaboyle4158
      @lydiaboyle4158 5 років тому +6

      @@wolfishcat7922 And pray that won't be the only blowing here!

    • @momdad2700
      @momdad2700 4 роки тому +3

      We all felt that vibe from them

    • @mermaid960
      @mermaid960 4 роки тому +4

      @xX Indecisive Kitten Xx I have several fanfics of my favorite characters and all my friends... O▽o I'm not crazy...

  • @stoddzart3899
    @stoddzart3899 5 років тому +97

    “What do you have there?
    A knife!
    Nooooo!”
    I love that vine so much 😂

  • @azurythekitty287
    @azurythekitty287 5 років тому +285

    *Hacking Photosynthesis*
    That is EVERY freaking druid lol
    I wish I could make vines for my group like this... This is AMAZING.

    • @beccataylor1245
      @beccataylor1245 5 років тому +1

      Personally i like when the tree grows out of the grownd and you just flip everyone off

    • @azurythekitty287
      @azurythekitty287 5 років тому

      Wtf, how did this get so many likes!?

  • @penbur
    @penbur 5 років тому +146

    I’m going to watch this at least once every day for the rest of my life until u make a second one

  • @everythingart7566
    @everythingart7566 5 років тому +179

    Ah Thomas Sanders, an excellent way to start

  • @izzy8959
    @izzy8959 5 років тому +308

    oh no now im deeply invested and care for all of them

    • @soultracer1675
      @soultracer1675 5 років тому +1

      I may not personally know Nagar but I would die for this beautiful boy...

    • @matthewmullinax6026
      @matthewmullinax6026 5 років тому +2

      ***They will die soon...***

  • @hotcocoandart
    @hotcocoandart 4 роки тому +32

    The one about the grandpa dying hits differently now that we know Rook's backstory.

  • @morfcck
    @morfcck 5 років тому +80

    4:02 "what are we looking for?" "I don't know I rolled one"

  • @maxtchaquartz9856
    @maxtchaquartz9856 5 років тому +211

    AnYTHING CAN BE A RANGED WEAPON IF YOU *YEET* IT HARD ENOUGH

    • @kaelang12
      @kaelang12 5 років тому +7

      That's what my fighter did to our party's rogue. Rolled a crit on her strength check and threw the rogue 20 feet into the air while shouting a Thaumaturgy-boosted YEET.

    • @icantthinkofagoodname.3983
      @icantthinkofagoodname.3983 5 років тому +5

      Our 3rd bard got yeeted off a cliff with the force of 4 Big Macs.
      (He surprisingly lived.)

    • @matusbarantal7630
      @matusbarantal7630 5 років тому

      My Goliath fighter liket to YEEET 2 dwarfs ( his best friends ) over obsticles an onto big enemys . And they have this "Lord of the Ring" way to it . When im about to YEEET then they always look at me a say " Dont tell the elfs" 😂😂

  • @RoValerius
    @RoValerius 5 років тому +40

    I can't tell you how many times I've watched this and the "roll for perception" and "long suffering DM" get me Every. Time. Because I am Ryce in Roll for Perception and I am constantly quoting "WHen wilL YOu lEARn"

  • @sarahjohnston784
    @sarahjohnston784 5 років тому +516

    Please give us a part two. That was the best thing I have seen in years. You guys are like the meme version of critical role and I am in love

  • @BBKitsuneExperiment
    @BBKitsuneExperiment 5 років тому +296

    That last one, DMs everywhere feel that constantly lol, I laughed so hard tears happened!

  • @scullduggerouscellaphod2355
    @scullduggerouscellaphod2355 5 років тому +21

    i feel the "you better watch out" one on a spiritual level. like everyone rolls low except for me normally and when the DM says nothing i sit there expecting the worst

  • @everythingart7566
    @everythingart7566 5 років тому +174

    Omg please make more animatics they’re amazing

  • @azurethescaletipper210
    @azurethescaletipper210 5 років тому +1026

    Long comment incoming.
    So, if I were to sum up each character...
    Introduced in the Speedpaint:
    -Brio: Smol bard with attitude. Token cute character.
    -Ava: Would be someone who would put alcohol and weed in a drink for maximum highness. Also died once.
    -Terra: Cinnamon roll w/ an afro who looks more like a monk than an eldritch knight.
    -Zada: The cleric who shall not revive anyone. May or may not be in a bag dimension as of this writing.
    -Mina: A sweet person with *legitimately* the meanest backhand you’ve ever seen (19 str and dex wth).
    -Nagar: Absolute unit who is also an absolute cinnamon roll.
    -Gimgar: Likeliest party member to make it onto r/madlads.
    -Paddy: ABD was apt. A gay disaster. Even if everyone in the party is to a lesser extent. Also expert magical thief and fly rider.
    -Malark: The *other* gay disaster of the party, except he kills people. Also a werebear, apparently.
    Introduced in this video:
    -Hashaan: The sane woman going insane.
    -Rook: Would *really* appreciate the Internet right now.
    -Ryce: Warm as the sun.
    -Gwing: Likely the only actual sane woman of the party.
    DM: The other, bigger sane woman going insane.

    • @dorkindustries7145
      @dorkindustries7145 5 років тому +3

      Azure the Scale Tipper what, what is apt

    • @azurethescaletipper210
      @azurethescaletipper210 5 років тому +12

      How Paddy is a gay disaster, as ABD put it once. See the illustration video on these characters for reference.

    • @xx_yumegacha_xx854
      @xx_yumegacha_xx854 5 років тому +3

      Ain't dat true.

    • @wolfishcat7922
      @wolfishcat7922 5 років тому +16

      I ship Paddy and Malark sooooo hard! And my soul will hurt until I see the get together

    • @vinny-gq6nz
      @vinny-gq6nz 5 років тому +4

      Cuddles with Malark would be great

  • @drysfire
    @drysfire 4 роки тому +19

    Now that I know about Rook's Past, the "Grandpa's Room" one makes so much more sense.

  • @cryptid6279
    @cryptid6279 5 років тому +140

    look, its bad enough that i shipped paddy and malark, but now they're canon? damn, this is iconic

    • @akkalis9254
      @akkalis9254 5 років тому +18

      I'm screamed so loud when Malark popped up in the bed behind Paddy

    • @yblissp3270
      @yblissp3270 5 років тому +3

      I love that shipp

    • @rosegarden69
      @rosegarden69 5 років тому +5

      Its good to finally have 1 canon ship!!

  • @mentallyafk8311
    @mentallyafk8311 5 років тому +214

    The ones with your character and Malark killed me. I legit got milk coming out noise and bits of my oreos. Please help.

  • @Ancientdisease
    @Ancientdisease 5 років тому +36

    The last one speaks so many volumes of pain of being a long reigning DM sympathizes with me so much it hurts and makes me laugh-

  • @ameliejohnston5078
    @ameliejohnston5078 5 років тому +252

    Could you share the story of how you found out Malark was a werebear please. Or the story of when the group meet and convinced Malark to not try and kill Paddy. Or just more Malark and Paddy...
    Sorry I can’t help it I just love them so much.

    • @juanmiguelriosortiz4923
      @juanmiguelriosortiz4923 5 років тому +6

      Amelie Johnston agreed

    • @hydrangeyes2170
      @hydrangeyes2170 5 років тому +8

      Or just all of it tbh.....

    • @hollysmith6676
      @hollysmith6676 5 років тому +10

      Same I’ve found that I’m interested in the whole party but honestly it’s Paddy and Malark who caught my attention the most. I would love to hear stories about them and the party.

    • @AnannneS
      @AnannneS 5 років тому +2

      Well it involved chains, animated pillows and a boat, and honestly it was a god damn disaster - Love Gwing/Terra

  • @lordvaust5830
    @lordvaust5830 5 років тому +162

    My favorite part was “when Brio and Ryce get along” it was adorable. I can’t wait to see more of this, especially because of the excellent animation and art style. I really liked the speed paint of the characters.

  • @jenicidediablos9957
    @jenicidediablos9957 5 років тому +36

    "WhEn WiLl YoU lEaRn!?" This was my DM with my old party.

  • @blue-tq4dc
    @blue-tq4dc 5 років тому +206

    all ive seen is your speed paint and 8 seconds of this video but im so in love with your campaign i cant even?>??? like describe it???

  • @NuclearGhoul
    @NuclearGhoul 5 років тому +1141

    Paddy and Malark are #1 new OTP . This w h o l e video gives so mich context LOL
    Also Gimgar and Zada are a freaking M O O D
    edit: holy shoot guys all the likes!! :D

  • @charleshills1408
    @charleshills1408 5 років тому +229

    Ok so
    My group has two druids (one is my half elf one is I think a human)
    A dragon born
    Two bards, both of which are elves
    And a wizard.
    This is going to be
    A fun campaign

    • @lilmissbacon
      @lilmissbacon 5 років тому +25

      My group:
      Life cleric (human)
      Trickster cleric (half angel)
      Crazed teenage wizard (human)
      Fighter/eldritch knight (lake siren/me)
      3 ROUGES (bro why)
      -snake lady
      -half Ork
      -clouded Leppard tabaxi

    • @thesalamanders8740
      @thesalamanders8740 5 років тому +13

      My group
      1 fighter chevalier (human)
      2 druids (1 Genasi 1 wood elf)
      1 Sorcerer (Tiefling cinnamon roll)
      1 warlock ( human)
      1 Sorcerer/rogue/monk (the metagaming bastard which is my brother)

    • @charleshills1408
      @charleshills1408 5 років тому +9

      Brianna Haywood three rogues.
      Three rogues?

    • @DeathBringerBecky
      @DeathBringerBecky 5 років тому +7

      Why is the dragonborn without a class and the Wizard without a race?
      Why you do this?

    • @charleshills1408
      @charleshills1408 5 років тому +7

      DeathBringerBecky cuz I couldn’t remember everyone lmao
      Dragonborn is a sorcerer
      Wizard is a half elf

  • @theblackzodiacqueen6600
    @theblackzodiacqueen6600 5 років тому +108

    WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES
    this is every dm ever stg
    and holy shiz paddy and malark are cute wth

    • @shaneattwell2222
      @shaneattwell2222 5 років тому

      In character answer: "Never!"
      Out of character answer: "NEEEEVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!"

  • @simonsonian8977
    @simonsonian8977 5 років тому +1658

    Everyone:I WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT PADDY AND MALARK'S RELATIONSHIP
    Me:I need context on the time Brio tried to deceive cultists into thinking they're a god and context on the giant fly taming....
    Edit:Holy crap, 476 likes?!?! HOW?!?!
    Edit: 1.2 K?!?! WHAT?!

    • @lakedoessomething702
      @lakedoessomething702 5 років тому +101

      i need the full story of how they found out malark was a werebear, like.. i need this

    • @lirawr1400
      @lirawr1400 5 років тому +21

      Same to both of you. I wanT tO knOW moREEE lmao

    • @scribblerstudios9895
      @scribblerstudios9895 5 років тому +15

      I'm wonderin what happened to the dragonborn paladin... cause from the speedpaint I get the feelin she was one a the ones lost.

    • @HeroGamingFan
      @HeroGamingFan 5 років тому +13

      @@lakedoessomething702 All I know is the party was on a ship in the sea, and then they found out. Fortunately the captain didn't mind the property damage, apparently.

    • @artpolice8641
      @artpolice8641 5 років тому +3

      Me too...

  • @solar1313
    @solar1313 4 роки тому +20

    Rook showing the party around hit different after his back story..

  • @eeveeonarts1453
    @eeveeonarts1453 5 років тому +146

    is it bad i actually want to see an animatic story of their compain? i just think that the seeing how they all came together and go on their crazy antics would be delightful to watch~! XD

  • @polypixels
    @polypixels 5 років тому +238

    OH MY GOD THIS WAS NEEDED IN MY LIFE
    THANK YOU ❤️❤️

  • @foxyplaygamer3456
    @foxyplaygamer3456 5 років тому +46

    "Hey look I found this furry staff-"
    "Dude that's bad luck-"
    *"WHO SUMMONED ME?!!?"*
    "AAAAAAAA- Oh your adorbable-"

  • @archerwarren4984
    @archerwarren4984 5 років тому +141

    I like how it started off with a Thomas Sanders Vine lmfao 😂 😆

  • @kittentv1200
    @kittentv1200 5 років тому +94

    Ah, 10 years have been added to my life.

    • @kittentv1200
      @kittentv1200 5 років тому +1

      I cant believe Paddy and Malark are married

  • @aubreyvictoria320
    @aubreyvictoria320 5 років тому +24

    I actually laughed OUT LOUD at MOST of these cause... yeah... yup no this is all the game is.... just chaos

  • @TechXneko
    @TechXneko 5 років тому +107

    Welp time to make fanart of these beautiful creatures, absolutely love the designs, especially Rook!

  • @sailorenthusiast
    @sailorenthusiast 5 років тому +404

    2:32... WHERE THE FRICK DID YOU GET A GIANT FLY?!?!

    • @vinny-gq6nz
      @vinny-gq6nz 5 років тому +37

      it's his and malark's child

    • @ivyinkwell1754
      @ivyinkwell1754 5 років тому +13

      galactikk k you just made me double take.

    • @collectorofmyst2107
      @collectorofmyst2107 5 років тому +22

      I believe it's referring to one of the Figurines of Wondrous Power - it's basically a little statue you can fit in your pocket, except it can turn into that animal for special effects.

    • @bobert2855
      @bobert2855 5 років тому +8

      @@vinny-gq6nz *hold* *up*

    • @stegosaurusstudios401
      @stegosaurusstudios401 5 років тому +12

      Idk with the right sources any animal in dnd can just *start existing* without warning

  • @itsnotevenfunny
    @itsnotevenfunny 5 років тому +19

    When I heard the Thomas Sanders vine I was instantly like "hell yeah this is gonna be good"

  • @ItsZakW
    @ItsZakW 5 років тому +75

    The one w/ the fly killed me, the little horn works so well

  • @darkcarla46
    @darkcarla46 5 років тому +169

    I expected Brio to smack Ryce's head with the instrument at the end of the song 1:37

    • @natthemadgirl5781
      @natthemadgirl5781 5 років тому +5

      when i reanimate this inside my head (i do that lol) then she always does.
      THATS HOW I MAKE MYSELF LAUGH NON-STOP

  • @Samantha-qe9gq
    @Samantha-qe9gq 5 років тому +91

    I've been meaning to learn how to play D&D for years now but i understand **nothing**
    Awesome video btw :D

    • @lilmissbacon
      @lilmissbacon 5 років тому +10

      Word of advice; this is exactly how d&d is when you have a good group. Be prepared🤣

    • @margaritatabellini8806
      @margaritatabellini8806 5 років тому +13

      Currently in my first ever campaign (we are doing The Masquerade though). I can confirm things get really weird really fast, in a really funny way :D
      Example: I was following a very angry and serious-looking guy in a disco, lost him for 2 minutes and them found him on top of a table, singing with all his heart while dancing pretending to be a rabbit...

    • @khaosCaffe
      @khaosCaffe 5 років тому +2

      Me still need to find a campaign.

    • @happybear8831
      @happybear8831 4 роки тому +1

      To be honest as long as you have a good story and are having fun you don't really need to learn the rules.

    • @tessarodriguez1494
      @tessarodriguez1494 4 роки тому

      Just go with the flow, if you're with the right people the rules won't matter. This is my first time and I'm already having sooo much fun 😊

  • @jaydon1489
    @jaydon1489 5 років тому +79

    This is literally my dnd character thinking when he's not doing anything and is just bored out of his mind
    2:28

  • @beatrice670
    @beatrice670 5 років тому +64

    Now all I need in life is all the stories behind Paddock and Malark cuz I ship that so hard right now

    • @wolfishcat7922
      @wolfishcat7922 5 років тому +2

      Daphne Waldron Same

    • @sera6128
      @sera6128 5 років тому +5

      WHAT DO WE WAAAANNNNTTTTTTT?
      FFFFFAAAAAANNNNNNFFFFFIIIIIIICCCCCTTTTTIIIIIIIIOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!

    • @sera6128
      @sera6128 5 років тому +4

      YOOO, I found one!
      www.wattpad.com/story/200666291-high-hopes-low-rolls-oneshots

    • @emilialavil2618
      @emilialavil2618 4 роки тому

      @@sera6128 I SAW WATTPAD AND I WENT RUNNING

  • @Artistgirl254
    @Artistgirl254 5 років тому +67

    "This is where the magic happens HAGHA"
    "now let's move to the room where my grandpa died, ehahaa,...g-grandpa ;^;"
    This is 100% my dnd character lmao

  • @ashdraws3107
    @ashdraws3107 5 років тому +87

    I love this so much, I dont laugh at the original ones, but holy hell this is funny cause it explains me and my friends playing dnd, everything is chaos. Also Paddy is a big mood, I love him so much, big gay mood.
    Edit: I cant stop watching it, I've watched it like 5 or 6 times now

  • @redcenteno7150
    @redcenteno7150 5 років тому +69

    Ohmygosh what are the chances I was rewatching your dnd art video today for some inspo regarding the team drawing I'm working on! :D I've been working on it for 6.5 hours and I've never felt more alive lol

  • @krisphyra2746
    @krisphyra2746 5 років тому +25

    We all need to take a moment of silence for all the DMs out there suffering all the crap they go through-

  • @undeadmasterwitch
    @undeadmasterwitch 5 років тому +45

    WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
    WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
    *THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSIQUENSES*
    Our DM every time someome tries to cheat death.

  • @JJA8020
    @JJA8020 5 років тому +94

    Player: "My character's name is Nagar."
    DM: "Are you...sure about this?"

    • @tessarodriguez1494
      @tessarodriguez1494 4 роки тому +4

      My character's name is Dora, and my friends is Elmo...

  • @beemagic7966
    @beemagic7966 5 років тому +44

    The last one made me WHEEZE. My dm said that exact thing when my friend tried to seduce a dragonborn king to give them his kingdom 😂😂 he was killed.

  • @lansblans6552
    @lansblans6552 5 років тому +68

    Please, please consider making a podcast! I just watched the speed paint and I'm watching this and I just can't Express how emotionally attached I am to these characters! I want to know more !!

  • @quantumco4563
    @quantumco4563 5 років тому +37

    Terra: I am the Sand Guardian! Guardian of the sand!
    Mina: Poseidon quivers before him!
    Both: F*** OFF!!!

  • @lili_yaps
    @lili_yaps 5 років тому +47

    brio maintains her place as my fav
    also i relate to hashaan on a spiritual level.

  • @Syliag7
    @Syliag7 5 років тому +1346

    "What's Hashaan doing?"
    *Her best*
    Edit:
    Me: *notices my comment received a heart*
    *basks in the attention*
    *realises how awkward and embarrassing this has become*
    *cowers away in shame*

  • @kittentv1200
    @kittentv1200 5 років тому +66

    Had to have high, high hopes for a living
    Shooting for the stars when I couldn't make a killing
    Didn't have a dime but I always had a vision
    Always had high, high hopes (high, high hopes)
    Had to have high, high hopes for a living
    Didn't know how but I always had a feeling
    I was gonna be that one in a million
    Always had high, high hopes
    this fit TOO well

    • @shinyblue4774
      @shinyblue4774 5 років тому +1

      kitten TV
      you know.....I was like the same HIGH HOPES
      B I N C H

    • @revanveran5325
      @revanveran5325 5 років тому +2

      There is one...slight, tiny, problem.......
      *UA-cam* COPYRIGHT STRIKE, enjoy the demonitization, b*tch! ;-;

  • @duncanarielgomezbadillo2452
    @duncanarielgomezbadillo2452 2 роки тому +4

    The shrieking wizard co will always be on my heart, thank you Alex and to all the guys in the team

  • @oliverkirkland420
    @oliverkirkland420 5 років тому +459

    4:02 I cri every time

    • @lirawr1400
      @lirawr1400 5 років тому +24

      That's such a mood in DnD though, when our DM tells everyone to make a perception check it's just
      _scary_

    • @lakedoessomething702
      @lakedoessomething702 5 років тому +19

      "idk, i rolled a 1"

    • @sharkpopsharkie
      @sharkpopsharkie 5 років тому +7

      I personally cri at 4:20

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 років тому +407

    Brio is my favorite. Little cute stab

    • @Mia_Monika
      @Mia_Monika 5 років тому +2

      Yes-

    • @Angelofdarkness4777
      @Angelofdarkness4777 5 років тому +2

      Bryce McKenzie I wonder if the lil angel made an accident stab

    • @emilysmith3594
      @emilysmith3594 5 років тому +6

      “Show me what you have.”
      “A KNIFE!!!!”
      “NO!”
      *background whispers* “omg why does she have a knife”

    • @whispiesolaris9672
      @whispiesolaris9672 5 років тому

      I read this as bro is my cute little crab

  • @darknessshadowofficial5216
    @darknessshadowofficial5216 5 років тому +25

    0:39 'High Hopes Low Charisma'
    Honestly though that's my character tho

  • @nectareens
    @nectareens 5 років тому +363

    GASP this is lovely!! as someone who also made a vine comp(and is making another one...) for my dnd party this is so funny and cool to come across someone elses! i know nothing about these gay disasters but I FEEL IT

    • @jae8180
      @jae8180 5 років тому +1

      grifbot I check it out it’s really good!❤️

  • @flarnador
    @flarnador 5 років тому +28

    0:53 have a replay button that skips the intro! :D
    0:00 also have a normal replay button for good measure👍

  • @ivyinkwell1754
    @ivyinkwell1754 5 років тому +9

    I am instantly invested. I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED THIS! *WHO THE FRICK ARE THESE CHARACTERS?!*

  • @themultiversedimension7887
    @themultiversedimension7887 5 років тому +41

    2:31 and 2:35 have to be my favorite vines. Lmao. Just seeing Malark's expression when he sees a picture of Paddy on 2:35. Plus was there really a giant fly you have to ride.

  • @beigecharley7080
    @beigecharley7080 5 років тому +37

    3:40 I rewatched the speed drawing and in the context of what happened to Zada this part makes so much more sence.

  • @lilystorz1358
    @lilystorz1358 5 років тому +9

    I love how the universal sign of a dm is a hooded figure

  • @mirandarutherford2257
    @mirandarutherford2257 5 років тому +38

    This entire thing is basically my groups two different parties. We've gotten up to SO many shenanigans between our two DMs and our two separate games. Imagine, Curse of Strahd with these kind of parties...

  • @majora748
    @majora748 5 років тому +384

    This is my secend comment don't judge me, but i died for the perception one
    you better watch out,
    You Better Watch Out,
    YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

    • @majora748
      @majora748 5 років тому +3

      O.o i dont have any words wait these are words WHY DO I DO THIS TO MY SELF?! XD

    • @synsyin4725
      @synsyin4725 5 років тому +6

      Oh! I didn't understand that one at first but now that I know that's what it was, that's REALLY relatable. Yeah. One time my character made a perception check and straight up got lost... fun times.

    • @UnderworldArtist
      @UnderworldArtist 5 років тому +4

      Literally every five seconds in our games

    • @blackh9604
      @blackh9604 5 років тому +6

      My DM thinks its hilarious to make our characters temporarily blind every time we roll 1s on perception...

    • @majora748
      @majora748 5 років тому +2

      @BlackHangola oh no

  • @citruslllad
    @citruslllad 5 років тому +22

    *Me, joining in the second session because I couldn't make the first:* Alright, so my girl just meets up with everyone and since they all have the same goal to complete this quest they work together, yeah?
    *DM, who is also my close friend:* Yeah yeah ofc keep it simple
    *20 minutes later, Me:* _WHY ARE WE BRINGING HER ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY INTO THIS, IT'S ONLY MY FIRST SESSION_

  • @pop-tartdepression393
    @pop-tartdepression393 5 років тому +8

    My favourites are Brio meeting Ryce for the first time, Hacking photosynthesis with Ava, When Rook got the dragon staff, Malark getting the assassination of Paddy, and literally everything with Mina. I love that you change every time Mina says “Fuck” to “Heck” she’s such a heckin good cinnamon roll